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Offline superjaz

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« Reply #100 on: May 24, 2007, 11:00:38 pm »
bow down in envy
for dont you all wish you had
seven stars like me?
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« Reply #101 on: May 27, 2007, 08:08:49 am »
Gasp! I was quite wrong!
Bid Jack farewell we did not,
For lo! Jack lives on!


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Offline Washougal_Otaku

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« Reply #102 on: May 29, 2007, 09:01:47 am »
The rum is now gone.
Good riddance, that stuff is gross,
it tastes like ca ca.
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« Reply #103 on: May 30, 2007, 12:12:31 pm »
Growing up makes me
Turn into an anxious mess
I hate growing up.
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« Reply #104 on: May 30, 2007, 12:33:58 pm »
I think people need,
to get off the topic of,
Pirates of C 3
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« Reply #105 on: May 30, 2007, 12:35:10 pm »
I agree with mane,
growing up really sucks man,
but it is fun too
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« Reply #106 on: June 01, 2007, 08:14:22 am »
Quote from: "kurosakiichigo666"
I think people need,
to get off the topic of,
Pirates of C 3


I agree with you;
it is a fun trilogy,
but come on people.
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« Reply #107 on: June 01, 2007, 12:35:33 pm »
Sun is shining bright
It's a real good day for play
But now I'm sunburnt
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« Reply #108 on: June 04, 2007, 12:17:15 pm »
I've been gone for quite
a while. graduation..GRR!!!!
I am ferocious :}
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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« Reply #109 on: June 04, 2007, 03:40:31 pm »
People seem to like
to rain on my parade
Ha ha! UMBRELLA'D!
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« Reply #110 on: June 12, 2007, 01:07:15 am »
with time comes new change
I still remember your smile
Time, let me forget
'My complete disbelief in this reality is the one thing keeping me from going insane' - old motto

'My old motto has failed me! Reality intrudes! Prepare for insanity!' -new motto

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« Reply #111 on: June 12, 2007, 05:50:39 pm »
The tall bamboo tree
Panda bears like to eat it
Yummy bamboo tree
If at first you don't succeed, you fail.

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« Reply #112 on: June 13, 2007, 03:10:26 pm »
Painful canker sore
makes water into fire
Uh,do you smell smoke?

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« Reply #113 on: June 16, 2007, 01:32:52 pm »
Sun is here again...
It was just so nice, cloudy...
My day can't be ru(i)ned!


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« Reply #114 on: June 16, 2007, 06:01:55 pm »
My toes do hurt so
Walking I am not used to
Portland is awesome.
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« Reply #115 on: June 18, 2007, 07:44:22 am »
Where to did you walk?
I'm sorry for your toesies,
Yes, Portland does rock.


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« Reply #116 on: June 18, 2007, 11:04:19 am »
back from LA wooooooo!
but now I must get a job
ALAS! the workforce :c
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« Reply #117 on: June 18, 2007, 01:59:32 pm »
The joy of my job
I can browse sites while working.
Oh no! It is blocked!
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« Reply #118 on: June 18, 2007, 03:23:33 pm »
oh looking for job
will i ever be able to find
one that is hireing
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« Reply #119 on: June 18, 2007, 04:38:12 pm »
Job looking are we
It can make you feel crappy
Hire us now please!
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« Reply #120 on: June 20, 2007, 06:21:48 am »
California
5 syllables if you say
"I Ay" at the end
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« Reply #121 on: June 20, 2007, 09:45:05 am »
I need work too, but
Nobody likes to hire me...
We should start a club!


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« Reply #122 on: June 22, 2007, 01:20:56 pm »
Olives, and mushrooms
pepporonni, and sausage
my pizza is good
'My complete disbelief in this reality is the one thing keeping me from going insane' - old motto

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« Reply #123 on: June 22, 2007, 11:46:13 pm »
My name is Kat right?
So I should be a catgirl.
Yay for the spam board.
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« Reply #124 on: June 23, 2007, 01:45:03 pm »
I like the music
The music is very good
Listen all day, yay
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« Reply #125 on: June 29, 2007, 02:58:02 am »
From the Two to Ace
Hearts, Clubs, Diamonds, and spades
Deal me some luck
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« Reply #126 on: July 09, 2007, 11:02:14 am »
Robots in disguise,
More than meets the eye, indeed!
"Ksh ksh ksh" they say.
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« Reply #127 on: July 19, 2007, 09:49:52 am »
Wow, Everything Changed
I guess that's what happens when
all you play is WoW

XD
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« Reply #128 on: July 28, 2007, 08:23:58 pm »
My tummy grumbles
Food waits just two blocks away
But where are my pants?

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« Reply #129 on: July 30, 2007, 03:05:42 pm »
found a job
yay now i will finaly
have money
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« Reply #130 on: August 07, 2007, 10:12:58 am »
A two-parter Haiku!


Started working, yeah!
Sorting art paper I did
many paper cuts

I liked my job much
Said I lacked big paper skills
I was laid off... doh!

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« Reply #131 on: August 23, 2007, 02:26:20 pm »
(there's one in my sig...and now for another one)
A neko ninja
Lurks quietly in shadows
Suddenly leaps out
K-con 08-
ANBU! (Rawr!)
Tobi :D


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« Reply #132 on: August 23, 2007, 02:53:57 pm »
strawberry Pocky
tiramisu mousse Pocky
but not Thai Pocky
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #133 on: September 04, 2007, 01:02:02 am »
Not mine, but my friend made up random Star Wars: Episode II haiku
Soft sand on Naboo
Like the skin of my lover
Damned two suns

Memories of heat
And sand like little pebbles
Jawa rape just sucks.

And for random Star Wars RP character
Lightsabre blade shines
Crimson droplets on my skin
Ruined leather coat

And lastly one about her cat:
Furry clawed demon
Scratching post from my bare flesh
Go hack a hairball.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #134 on: September 05, 2007, 10:03:50 pm »
Been posting just now
Why does it say only three
I have posted more

Only three posts now
Trouble is brewing inside
What is anime?

Please stop this poor fool
For I cannot cease typing
click the post icon

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #135 on: September 06, 2007, 10:12:43 pm »
I am so metal
I need not post on this board
Ironic ain't it

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« Reply #136 on: September 18, 2007, 03:58:28 pm »
please don't feed the trolls
they do not need attention
they should be ignored
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« Reply #137 on: September 18, 2007, 04:14:41 pm »
I look at my arm
a rash is developing
skin you fail me now

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« Reply #138 on: September 18, 2007, 04:16:16 pm »
 job is over
sorry i am not
school starts soon
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« Reply #139 on: September 19, 2007, 10:39:22 am »
strange new monitor
makes some of the words blurry
wipe wipe no change wipe
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #140 on: September 30, 2007, 11:27:07 pm »
Often I write these
It ends up about writing
Well not this time... crap!
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« Reply #141 on: September 30, 2007, 11:41:08 pm »
one two three four five.
six seven eight nine zero.
it is twelve in ten.
moderators gonna moderate </shrug>

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« Reply #142 on: September 30, 2007, 11:45:07 pm »
well, if we're just gonna phone it in like that, how about this;

black black black black black
black black black black black black black
black black black black white!
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« Reply #143 on: October 01, 2007, 06:49:58 am »
Lame haiku make the
baby kami cry. Don't cry
kami, we love you.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #144 on: October 08, 2007, 09:17:08 am »
Eyes That Yearn

One show to the next,
My eyes ache for anime;
I'm an otaku.
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« Reply #145 on: October 08, 2007, 02:48:16 pm »
fighting and fighting
panda should eat bamboo, not
depressing candy!
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« Reply #146 on: October 12, 2007, 11:47:04 am »
The thought of Japan
Is making me hunger for
Maguro sushi


yum
Watashi wa ni juu go sai desu.  Nan desu ka? Dare desu ka?  Kono hon wa Dash san no hon desu. Kono kasa wa Dash san no kasa desu.

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« Reply #147 on: October 12, 2007, 05:48:49 pm »
sushi is nice but
gyoza does not have the
the taste of nori
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #148 on: October 13, 2007, 11:19:46 pm »
Eleven two three
I am bored out of my mind
hello old house thing
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #149 on: October 14, 2007, 12:11:12 am »
dipthongs are vowels
which create two vowel sounds
and they kill haiku
moderators gonna moderate </shrug>