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Offline guspasho

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« on: April 25, 2007, 02:23:31 pm »
There ought to be one.
Why isn't there already?
Haiku form only!
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2007, 02:38:53 pm »
A jar of mayonnaise
I forgot to eat today
Now to find a spoon

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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2007, 02:44:16 pm »
I have problems counting
Where is my calculator?
Oh, no batteries.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2007, 05:09:37 pm »
i got a haircut.
it is a lot shorter now.
i look like a boy?

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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2007, 05:41:54 pm »
Button mashing night
I need the Master Sword now
Cannot save Zelda
WHY DO THE FORUMS SUCK SO BAD?

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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2007, 09:20:06 pm »
Earth is quite intense
I always talk in past-tense
ever jump a fence?
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2007, 09:14:00 am »
Silly Lit of Fey!
"Always" is not past tense, see?
Be careful, OK?
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2007, 10:37:55 am »
cat haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2007, 10:45:01 am »
Haikus are fun
But sometimes make no sense
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2007, 11:20:15 am »
Do you think that you
Could haiku all day? I can.
Please, give it a try.

my haikus are bad
they are simply sentences
that I have timed well
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2007, 03:41:18 pm »
There is a man here
he gargles when he laughs, ew
Please oh please, just leave
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2007, 04:46:01 pm »
A hero rises from the ages
Cry out your triumphant roar
Wield your magnificent blade, ribbit

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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2007, 05:12:50 pm »
Quote from: "Pie Row Maniac"
A hero rises from the ages
Cry out your triumphant roar
Wield your magnificent blade, ribbit


*applause* and bravo
that was a great haiku, pie
congratulations

how many of us
actually like hot cakes?
I don't mean pancakes
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2007, 06:33:43 pm »
Quote from: "kurosakiichigo666"
Haikus are fun
But sometimes make no sense
Refrigerator


You stole my t-shirt
I will have to curbstomp you
Don't do it again

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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2007, 09:41:37 pm »
teddy bear at night
held tightl in my arm
nightmares kept away
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2007, 08:47:17 am »
This is the first haiku I ever did.  It was back in the 90's when I did this.  I call it "Honey Haiku."

A sweet, gentle kiss
The tulips give to the bees
With tasty honey.
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« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2007, 09:11:18 am »
The Love of a Clown

Strolling by myself,
Cupid's arrow strikes my heart
And I fall in love.

(I came up with that title because I wrote it while working at McDonald's.  In fact, it was for one of our posters).
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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2007, 09:17:17 am »
Dancing Haiku

Resting by the lake,
A trout dances its ballet
Of doom on my hook.
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2007, 09:25:31 am »
I just found this.  I think it was my first & only attempt to make a rhyming haiku (unless I did one without realizing).  It's called, "Pies."

My pies will not fly,
No matter how hard I try;
They go splat and die.
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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2007, 09:43:26 am »
Carnation Haiku

A white carnation
Pinned to my tuxedo's chest,
Provided by her.
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« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2007, 09:43:42 am »
Softball (Okay, this one was for Clark College's new softball program, which has only one 1 division game in its two year history).

Devils and Blazers,
Gators and the rest, will fall
To the Clark Penguins
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2007, 09:51:03 am »
Ramen and pocky
Flow like rivers through hallways;
Three days of chaos.


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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2007, 10:13:30 am »
I'm going to post two haikus here, neither of which are mine.  In fact, they were written by Japanese poets.

The Flower-Viewing, by Chora
Moribito ya
hana wo wake-iri
hana wo izu

(Women, children, men:
into cherry bloom they push-
from bloom come out again).


Spring Scene, no name given
Tsurigane-ni
tomarite nemura
kocho-kana

(On the temple bell
has settled, and is fast asleep,
a butterfly).
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2007, 10:30:48 am »
Washougal has learned
you don't have to spam haikus
in seperate posts

I post a haiku
It is better than posting
dirty limericks
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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2007, 10:35:20 am »
Quote
::{I have a t-shirt with the haiku that he wrote down for those who didn't know XD}::


That is not haiku
You fail at life Nikki-san
Just kidding, hehe
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« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2007, 10:37:04 am »
Quote from: "TomtheFanboy"
Washougal has learned
you don't have to spam haikus
in seperate posts


No, I just wanted
to have these two together
since they are not mine.
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« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2007, 12:32:02 pm »
Morbid slime is here
to congest your mind and still
make you sneeze sometimes

I'm a turtle man
In a turtle land, how...WHAT?
I'm a resident

we don't want your eye
all we really want is for
you to puke and die

I am obsessed with
The residents, they sure are
wonderful yes. yes!

In my perturbed woods
there are holes that are deeper
than light can go. OH!
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2007, 12:50:24 am »
Staying up real late
Spamming my way to 1K
With TomtheFanBoy


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« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2007, 12:58:53 am »
when eveofabyss
and I get done with our plan
I'll have three thousand
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« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2007, 01:15:38 am »
We're climbing the ranks,
Fanboy much further than I,
But still, we're climbing.


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« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2007, 01:31:26 am »
the nimble thief sneaks
a master of rogueish ways
he would like to think

as he crawls along
he is not careful enough
disheartening click
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« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2007, 02:08:54 am »
Sweat beads on his brow,
Like cold dew on morning grass;
Heartbeat of the hare.

Dawn has left this one
To the dour chambers of night,
Truly forsaken.


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« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2007, 02:19:51 am »
eyes flutter almost
closing but there is still more
to be done tonight
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« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2007, 08:28:14 am »
He has the top spot,
But not quite yet 3,000 ---
Goal yet accomplished.


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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2007, 11:39:50 am »
A sleeper awakes
He rises with one thing on
His mind. Victory
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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2007, 12:24:51 pm »
Iriomote
Kittens sure are the cutest,
But watch for those claws!


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« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2007, 12:46:50 pm »
the wind in the trees
twittering birds of springtime
outside might be nice
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« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2007, 06:28:01 pm »
Sap in my hair. Ugh.
Sunshine is sometimes a drug
Take some air and chug.
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2007, 07:22:27 pm »
Quote from: "guspasho"
There ought to be one.
Why isn't there already?
Haiku form only!

Anime haiku
I made a thread years ago
But it quickly died.

It's no longer there
T'was long before the "hiccup"
But I remember

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« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2007, 10:00:58 pm »
last post for tonight
RPGs are my weekends
I'm back tomorrow
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« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2007, 12:14:21 am »
Night comes so swiftly,
Like the breeze beneath bird's wing,
And the board's empty.


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« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2007, 08:16:18 am »
We are all happy
We're not feeling sad, we've got
sunshine in a bag

Build a religion
dress up like a sultan in
your onion head hat

cities breaking down
on a camel's back, you go
cuz you don't look back
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« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2007, 08:43:35 am »
Large apes make great band,
With lyrics worth repeating---
Funny faces, too!


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« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2007, 09:12:59 am »
Work it hard, make it
better faster stronger Work
is never over
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« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2007, 11:18:20 pm »
Jobs are good to have
And money I really need,
So why feel sad, me?


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« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2007, 12:13:15 am »
My teeth really hurt
I want some strong pain killers
Ow! Or a dentist.
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« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2007, 07:33:05 am »
Quote from: "manekineko"
My teeth really hurt
I want some strong pain killers
Ow! Or a dentist.


I'm sorry about your teeth. *wishes I had some novocaine to give you*
But, looking at your possible cosplay list, I'm stoked for the con even more. Yay, Rinoa! My girlfriend (Kahlan) was Rinoa last year. A very cute costume it is.

anyway, I hope you get to a dentist or something for your teethses.


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« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2007, 07:35:50 am »
Order a taco,
and maybe a burrito,
now leave me alone!
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« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2007, 12:17:10 pm »
Quote from: "EveofAbyss"
I'm sorry about your teeth. *wishes I had some novocaine to give you*
But, looking at your possible cosplay list, I'm stoked for the con even more. Yay, Rinoa! My girlfriend (Kahlan) was Rinoa last year. A very cute costume it is.

anyway, I hope you get to a dentist or something for your teethses.



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Sympathy must be given
Only in haikus!

Now you must suffer
The pain of the haiku bat!
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham!
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« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2007, 08:41:38 pm »
Throbbing brain, indeed!
My apologies, m'lord!
I have learned the law!

Tongue, thou art too free!
Only haikou thou shall speak,
And that's what must be!


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