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Offline guspasho

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« on: April 25, 2007, 02:23:31 pm »
There ought to be one.
Why isn't there already?
Haiku form only!
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2007, 02:38:53 pm »
A jar of mayonnaise
I forgot to eat today
Now to find a spoon

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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2007, 02:44:16 pm »
I have problems counting
Where is my calculator?
Oh, no batteries.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2007, 05:09:37 pm »
i got a haircut.
it is a lot shorter now.
i look like a boy?

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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2007, 05:41:54 pm »
Button mashing night
I need the Master Sword now
Cannot save Zelda
WHY DO THE FORUMS SUCK SO BAD?

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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2007, 09:20:06 pm »
Earth is quite intense
I always talk in past-tense
ever jump a fence?
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2007, 09:14:00 am »
Silly Lit of Fey!
"Always" is not past tense, see?
Be careful, OK?
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2007, 10:37:55 am »
cat haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2007, 10:45:01 am »
Haikus are fun
But sometimes make no sense
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2007, 11:20:15 am »
Do you think that you
Could haiku all day? I can.
Please, give it a try.

my haikus are bad
they are simply sentences
that I have timed well
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2007, 03:41:18 pm »
There is a man here
he gargles when he laughs, ew
Please oh please, just leave
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2007, 04:46:01 pm »
A hero rises from the ages
Cry out your triumphant roar
Wield your magnificent blade, ribbit

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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2007, 05:12:50 pm »
Quote from: "Pie Row Maniac"
A hero rises from the ages
Cry out your triumphant roar
Wield your magnificent blade, ribbit


*applause* and bravo
that was a great haiku, pie
congratulations

how many of us
actually like hot cakes?
I don't mean pancakes
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2007, 06:33:43 pm »
Quote from: "kurosakiichigo666"
Haikus are fun
But sometimes make no sense
Refrigerator


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I will have to curbstomp you
Don't do it again

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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2007, 09:41:37 pm »
teddy bear at night
held tightl in my arm
nightmares kept away
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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2007, 08:47:17 am »
This is the first haiku I ever did.  It was back in the 90's when I did this.  I call it "Honey Haiku."

A sweet, gentle kiss
The tulips give to the bees
With tasty honey.
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« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2007, 09:11:18 am »
The Love of a Clown

Strolling by myself,
Cupid's arrow strikes my heart
And I fall in love.

(I came up with that title because I wrote it while working at McDonald's.  In fact, it was for one of our posters).
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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2007, 09:17:17 am »
Dancing Haiku

Resting by the lake,
A trout dances its ballet
Of doom on my hook.
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2007, 09:25:31 am »
I just found this.  I think it was my first & only attempt to make a rhyming haiku (unless I did one without realizing).  It's called, "Pies."

My pies will not fly,
No matter how hard I try;
They go splat and die.
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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2007, 09:43:26 am »
Carnation Haiku

A white carnation
Pinned to my tuxedo's chest,
Provided by her.
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« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2007, 09:43:42 am »
Softball (Okay, this one was for Clark College's new softball program, which has only one 1 division game in its two year history).

Devils and Blazers,
Gators and the rest, will fall
To the Clark Penguins
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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2007, 09:51:03 am »
Ramen and pocky
Flow like rivers through hallways;
Three days of chaos.


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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2007, 10:13:30 am »
I'm going to post two haikus here, neither of which are mine.  In fact, they were written by Japanese poets.

The Flower-Viewing, by Chora
Moribito ya
hana wo wake-iri
hana wo izu

(Women, children, men:
into cherry bloom they push-
from bloom come out again).


Spring Scene, no name given
Tsurigane-ni
tomarite nemura
kocho-kana

(On the temple bell
has settled, and is fast asleep,
a butterfly).
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2007, 10:30:48 am »
Washougal has learned
you don't have to spam haikus
in seperate posts

I post a haiku
It is better than posting
dirty limericks
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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2007, 10:35:20 am »
Quote
::{I have a t-shirt with the haiku that he wrote down for those who didn't know XD}::


That is not haiku
You fail at life Nikki-san
Just kidding, hehe
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« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2007, 10:37:04 am »
Quote from: "TomtheFanboy"
Washougal has learned
you don't have to spam haikus
in seperate posts


No, I just wanted
to have these two together
since they are not mine.
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« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2007, 12:32:02 pm »
Morbid slime is here
to congest your mind and still
make you sneeze sometimes

I'm a turtle man
In a turtle land, how...WHAT?
I'm a resident

we don't want your eye
all we really want is for
you to puke and die

I am obsessed with
The residents, they sure are
wonderful yes. yes!

In my perturbed woods
there are holes that are deeper
than light can go. OH!
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2007, 12:50:24 am »
Staying up real late
Spamming my way to 1K
With TomtheFanBoy


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« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2007, 12:58:53 am »
when eveofabyss
and I get done with our plan
I'll have three thousand
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« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2007, 01:15:38 am »
We're climbing the ranks,
Fanboy much further than I,
But still, we're climbing.


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« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2007, 01:31:26 am »
the nimble thief sneaks
a master of rogueish ways
he would like to think

as he crawls along
he is not careful enough
disheartening click
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« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2007, 02:08:54 am »
Sweat beads on his brow,
Like cold dew on morning grass;
Heartbeat of the hare.

Dawn has left this one
To the dour chambers of night,
Truly forsaken.


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« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2007, 02:19:51 am »
eyes flutter almost
closing but there is still more
to be done tonight
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« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2007, 08:28:14 am »
He has the top spot,
But not quite yet 3,000 ---
Goal yet accomplished.


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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2007, 11:39:50 am »
A sleeper awakes
He rises with one thing on
His mind. Victory
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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2007, 12:24:51 pm »
Iriomote
Kittens sure are the cutest,
But watch for those claws!


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« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2007, 12:46:50 pm »
the wind in the trees
twittering birds of springtime
outside might be nice
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« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2007, 06:28:01 pm »
Sap in my hair. Ugh.
Sunshine is sometimes a drug
Take some air and chug.
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2007, 07:22:27 pm »
Quote from: "guspasho"
There ought to be one.
Why isn't there already?
Haiku form only!

Anime haiku
I made a thread years ago
But it quickly died.

It's no longer there
T'was long before the "hiccup"
But I remember

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« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2007, 10:00:58 pm »
last post for tonight
RPGs are my weekends
I'm back tomorrow
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« Reply #40 on: April 30, 2007, 12:14:21 am »
Night comes so swiftly,
Like the breeze beneath bird's wing,
And the board's empty.


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« Reply #41 on: April 30, 2007, 08:16:18 am »
We are all happy
We're not feeling sad, we've got
sunshine in a bag

Build a religion
dress up like a sultan in
your onion head hat

cities breaking down
on a camel's back, you go
cuz you don't look back
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« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2007, 08:43:35 am »
Large apes make great band,
With lyrics worth repeating---
Funny faces, too!


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« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2007, 09:12:59 am »
Work it hard, make it
better faster stronger Work
is never over
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« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2007, 11:18:20 pm »
Jobs are good to have
And money I really need,
So why feel sad, me?


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« Reply #45 on: May 01, 2007, 12:13:15 am »
My teeth really hurt
I want some strong pain killers
Ow! Or a dentist.
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« Reply #46 on: May 01, 2007, 07:33:05 am »
Quote from: "manekineko"
My teeth really hurt
I want some strong pain killers
Ow! Or a dentist.


I'm sorry about your teeth. *wishes I had some novocaine to give you*
But, looking at your possible cosplay list, I'm stoked for the con even more. Yay, Rinoa! My girlfriend (Kahlan) was Rinoa last year. A very cute costume it is.

anyway, I hope you get to a dentist or something for your teethses.


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« Reply #47 on: May 01, 2007, 07:35:50 am »
Order a taco,
and maybe a burrito,
now leave me alone!
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« Reply #48 on: May 01, 2007, 12:17:10 pm »
Quote from: "EveofAbyss"
I'm sorry about your teeth. *wishes I had some novocaine to give you*
But, looking at your possible cosplay list, I'm stoked for the con even more. Yay, Rinoa! My girlfriend (Kahlan) was Rinoa last year. A very cute costume it is.

anyway, I hope you get to a dentist or something for your teethses.



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Sympathy must be given
Only in haikus!

Now you must suffer
The pain of the haiku bat!
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham!
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« Reply #49 on: May 01, 2007, 08:41:38 pm »
Throbbing brain, indeed!
My apologies, m'lord!
I have learned the law!

Tongue, thou art too free!
Only haikou thou shall speak,
And that's what must be!


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« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2007, 10:04:51 pm »
Alas I wish that
I could stay on longer and
post like a true fiend

Tomorrow brings sun
And early biology
Seven Fifteen....Ugh
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2007, 10:44:40 pm »
Early classes....gah!
I have known such a bother.
You have my pity.


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« Reply #52 on: May 02, 2007, 08:02:26 am »
now to school, OH NO!
I may be late, but I guess
that is "okay" *sigh*
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« Reply #53 on: May 02, 2007, 08:49:36 am »
Eat yummy pocky.
Do so or you will suffer,
At the hands of Tom.
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« Reply #54 on: May 02, 2007, 12:52:27 pm »
Suffer, truly so,
For Tom has a baseball bat...
And a mighty swing!


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« Reply #55 on: May 02, 2007, 05:16:43 pm »
I will come for you
my bat is bent and golden
there is no escape
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« Reply #56 on: May 02, 2007, 05:24:24 pm »
Fear the golden bat,
already stained in crimson;
it's coming for you.
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« Reply #57 on: May 02, 2007, 06:28:06 pm »
To theater I go
To be an old matchmaker
I am full of beef
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« Reply #58 on: May 02, 2007, 10:54:53 pm »
I haven't slept in
over two days, that can't be
very healthy, yeah?
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« Reply #59 on: May 02, 2007, 11:14:52 pm »
Healthy, surely not,
But sleep is just a crutch, right?
So, buck up, tired one!


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« Reply #60 on: May 03, 2007, 09:16:45 am »
Turkey in my bread,
Lettuce, mustard, mayonaise,
What a lovely blend.
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« Reply #61 on: May 03, 2007, 09:22:23 am »
Haiku, poetry
designed just so that you can
Use the word orange
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« Reply #62 on: May 03, 2007, 10:55:58 am »
Orange, orange, ooh...
How I love the orange, yeah...
Orange, Orange, ooh!


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« Reply #63 on: May 03, 2007, 12:22:17 pm »
cuz i'm a cat

and that is why i

sing a song
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« Reply #64 on: May 03, 2007, 04:09:24 pm »
tonight is busy
with dancing and plays. so much
time at the theatre
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« Reply #65 on: May 03, 2007, 06:58:46 pm »
Lick me really good,
And get to the sweet goodness;
chocolate center.
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« Reply #66 on: May 04, 2007, 10:24:40 am »
Li'l Kim once sung that,
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I don't like either.


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« Reply #67 on: May 04, 2007, 10:32:29 am »
Venom's my hero,
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The film.....'twas awesome!


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« Reply #68 on: May 04, 2007, 10:41:03 am »
Venom is the best,
the greatest villian ever;
perfect for Spidey.
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« Reply #69 on: May 04, 2007, 10:42:30 am »
Perfect is right, sir!
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« Reply #70 on: May 04, 2007, 11:03:17 am »
Black and red and blue,
the new American flag,
with spiders for stars.

(^ I remember that!)
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« Reply #71 on: May 04, 2007, 11:05:26 am »
I think I want that
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"We pledge allegiance..."


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« Reply #72 on: May 05, 2007, 04:51:47 pm »
I am very close;
my posts are transforming me
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« Reply #73 on: May 06, 2007, 10:47:32 am »
stupid jazz fests, ugh!
they take over my life, Blag!
no time for forums :c
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« Reply #74 on: May 06, 2007, 05:57:29 pm »
We miss you here, Fey!
Get through that stuff quickly, now,
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« Reply #75 on: May 07, 2007, 08:36:11 am »
Welcome back my friend
to the to Kumoricon's forums
with pocky waiting.
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« Reply #76 on: May 07, 2007, 10:02:46 am »
another monday
the work here is not as bad
as my allergies
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« Reply #77 on: May 08, 2007, 07:50:10 am »
Allergies are bad,
A pity that you have them.
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« Reply #78 on: May 08, 2007, 08:23:52 pm »
I'm loosing my sleep
I try to sleep, but I cough...
DIE MOST FOOLISH LUNGS!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
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« Reply #79 on: May 09, 2007, 07:44:47 am »
Stop picking at it,
it will never get better
if you keep that up

the clueless doctors
thousands in medical bills
five bucks for the cure
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« Reply #80 on: May 09, 2007, 05:10:15 pm »
This writing is bland
Quick and to the point
My attempt to understand

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« Reply #81 on: May 11, 2007, 10:39:45 am »
Children of Men, huh?
Saw it in the theaters,
It's still a great film!


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« Reply #82 on: May 11, 2007, 01:57:38 pm »
Why do you say "still"?
Is it a remake of some
previous movie?
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« Reply #83 on: May 12, 2007, 12:08:09 am »
I said still, my friend,
For it was my second time
Seeing the movie.


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« Reply #84 on: May 12, 2007, 08:08:54 pm »
Friends sure do suck a$$
most of mine aren't friends at all
*sigh* I am not glad :'C
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« Reply #85 on: May 12, 2007, 09:17:54 pm »
my brother is happy
kendo boyfriend kills bugs
my tum is full
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« Reply #86 on: May 15, 2007, 05:11:51 pm »
Sitting at my desk
Hungry for something yummie
3 month old cheetos

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« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2007, 05:54:39 pm »
Almost out of work
though I will still have a job
tomorrow, it sucks

(no new haikus, huh?)
I shall not make a new post
I'm not a "post whore"  

:wink:

How about I write
Some more song lyric haikus?
I think that sounds good

Mud in pajamas
Thoroughly confused all the
passing pirhanas

Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!
The Woody Woodpecker Show
Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!

Indiana wants
Me, Lord I can't go back there
I wish I had you
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« Reply #88 on: May 16, 2007, 02:54:02 pm »
boredom approaches
no new files coming in
send me home now please
Take a chance 'cause you might grow
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« Reply #89 on: May 16, 2007, 06:56:38 pm »
I cannot hear well.
There is a cat named Dave on
my hand. It is cute.
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« Reply #90 on: May 17, 2007, 09:47:55 am »
only five files
but now they all are finished
slowly losing mind
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« Reply #91 on: May 18, 2007, 08:21:04 pm »
such a busy girl D:
I have no time for posting D'X
my life is homework :'c
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« Reply #92 on: May 19, 2007, 11:55:37 am »
My puppy went out
to the front yard to piddle
then bit the mailman.
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« Reply #93 on: May 23, 2007, 09:05:48 am »
I can taste dinner
from last night, burritos from
my old microwave.
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« Reply #94 on: May 23, 2007, 09:06:24 am »
Magnetic poems
"Naughty Girl Desired her slave"
and "Goat Belch: Drink It"
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« Reply #95 on: May 23, 2007, 09:09:52 am »
That reminds me of
what goat milk does to my aunt
from Tualitin.

(note: this aunt is entirely ficticious).
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« Reply #96 on: May 24, 2007, 02:06:19 pm »
Avast, me hearties!
Tonight we approach World's End...
...and bid Jack adieu.


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« Reply #97 on: May 24, 2007, 08:54:57 pm »
sleach with out
now with 7 stars
show off a bit
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« Reply #98 on: May 24, 2007, 09:46:27 pm »
Holy Crap! Seven!
So you can get to seven
without being chair!
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« Reply #99 on: May 24, 2007, 10:23:40 pm »
I do not get it,
How did you achieve this feat?
I am so jealous.
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« Reply #100 on: May 24, 2007, 11:00:38 pm »
bow down in envy
for dont you all wish you had
seven stars like me?
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« Reply #101 on: May 27, 2007, 08:08:49 am »
Gasp! I was quite wrong!
Bid Jack farewell we did not,
For lo! Jack lives on!


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« Reply #102 on: May 29, 2007, 09:01:47 am »
The rum is now gone.
Good riddance, that stuff is gross,
it tastes like ca ca.
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« Reply #103 on: May 30, 2007, 12:12:31 pm »
Growing up makes me
Turn into an anxious mess
I hate growing up.
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« Reply #104 on: May 30, 2007, 12:33:58 pm »
I think people need,
to get off the topic of,
Pirates of C 3
Co-Founder and VP of Parasol Corp. Cosplay. And you just lost the game...

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« Reply #105 on: May 30, 2007, 12:35:10 pm »
I agree with mane,
growing up really sucks man,
but it is fun too
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« Reply #106 on: June 01, 2007, 08:14:22 am »
Quote from: "kurosakiichigo666"
I think people need,
to get off the topic of,
Pirates of C 3


I agree with you;
it is a fun trilogy,
but come on people.
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« Reply #107 on: June 01, 2007, 12:35:33 pm »
Sun is shining bright
It's a real good day for play
But now I'm sunburnt
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« Reply #108 on: June 04, 2007, 12:17:15 pm »
I've been gone for quite
a while. graduation..GRR!!!!
I am ferocious :}
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« Reply #109 on: June 04, 2007, 03:40:31 pm »
People seem to like
to rain on my parade
Ha ha! UMBRELLA'D!
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« Reply #110 on: June 12, 2007, 01:07:15 am »
with time comes new change
I still remember your smile
Time, let me forget
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« Reply #111 on: June 12, 2007, 05:50:39 pm »
The tall bamboo tree
Panda bears like to eat it
Yummy bamboo tree
If at first you don't succeed, you fail.

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« Reply #112 on: June 13, 2007, 03:10:26 pm »
Painful canker sore
makes water into fire
Uh,do you smell smoke?

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« Reply #113 on: June 16, 2007, 01:32:52 pm »
Sun is here again...
It was just so nice, cloudy...
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« Reply #114 on: June 16, 2007, 06:01:55 pm »
My toes do hurt so
Walking I am not used to
Portland is awesome.
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« Reply #115 on: June 18, 2007, 07:44:22 am »
Where to did you walk?
I'm sorry for your toesies,
Yes, Portland does rock.


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« Reply #116 on: June 18, 2007, 11:04:19 am »
back from LA wooooooo!
but now I must get a job
ALAS! the workforce :c
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« Reply #117 on: June 18, 2007, 01:59:32 pm »
The joy of my job
I can browse sites while working.
Oh no! It is blocked!
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« Reply #118 on: June 18, 2007, 03:23:33 pm »
oh looking for job
will i ever be able to find
one that is hireing
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« Reply #119 on: June 18, 2007, 04:38:12 pm »
Job looking are we
It can make you feel crappy
Hire us now please!
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« Reply #120 on: June 20, 2007, 06:21:48 am »
California
5 syllables if you say
"I Ay" at the end
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« Reply #121 on: June 20, 2007, 09:45:05 am »
I need work too, but
Nobody likes to hire me...
We should start a club!


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« Reply #122 on: June 22, 2007, 01:20:56 pm »
Olives, and mushrooms
pepporonni, and sausage
my pizza is good
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« Reply #123 on: June 22, 2007, 11:46:13 pm »
My name is Kat right?
So I should be a catgirl.
Yay for the spam board.
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« Reply #124 on: June 23, 2007, 01:45:03 pm »
I like the music
The music is very good
Listen all day, yay
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« Reply #125 on: June 29, 2007, 02:58:02 am »
From the Two to Ace
Hearts, Clubs, Diamonds, and spades
Deal me some luck
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« Reply #126 on: July 09, 2007, 11:02:14 am »
Robots in disguise,
More than meets the eye, indeed!
"Ksh ksh ksh" they say.
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« Reply #127 on: July 19, 2007, 09:49:52 am »
Wow, Everything Changed
I guess that's what happens when
all you play is WoW

XD
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« Reply #128 on: July 28, 2007, 08:23:58 pm »
My tummy grumbles
Food waits just two blocks away
But where are my pants?

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« Reply #129 on: July 30, 2007, 03:05:42 pm »
found a job
yay now i will finaly
have money
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« Reply #130 on: August 07, 2007, 10:12:58 am »
A two-parter Haiku!


Started working, yeah!
Sorting art paper I did
many paper cuts

I liked my job much
Said I lacked big paper skills
I was laid off... doh!

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #131 on: August 23, 2007, 02:26:20 pm »
(there's one in my sig...and now for another one)
A neko ninja
Lurks quietly in shadows
Suddenly leaps out
K-con 08-
ANBU! (Rawr!)
Tobi :D


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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #132 on: August 23, 2007, 02:53:57 pm »
strawberry Pocky
tiramisu mousse Pocky
but not Thai Pocky
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #133 on: September 04, 2007, 01:02:02 am »
Not mine, but my friend made up random Star Wars: Episode II haiku
Soft sand on Naboo
Like the skin of my lover
Damned two suns

Memories of heat
And sand like little pebbles
Jawa rape just sucks.

And for random Star Wars RP character
Lightsabre blade shines
Crimson droplets on my skin
Ruined leather coat

And lastly one about her cat:
Furry clawed demon
Scratching post from my bare flesh
Go hack a hairball.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #134 on: September 05, 2007, 10:03:50 pm »
Been posting just now
Why does it say only three
I have posted more

Only three posts now
Trouble is brewing inside
What is anime?

Please stop this poor fool
For I cannot cease typing
click the post icon

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #135 on: September 06, 2007, 10:12:43 pm »
I am so metal
I need not post on this board
Ironic ain't it

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #136 on: September 18, 2007, 03:58:28 pm »
please don't feed the trolls
they do not need attention
they should be ignored
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #137 on: September 18, 2007, 04:14:41 pm »
I look at my arm
a rash is developing
skin you fail me now

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #138 on: September 18, 2007, 04:16:16 pm »
 job is over
sorry i am not
school starts soon
superjaz, that is jaz with one z count'um ONE z!
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #139 on: September 19, 2007, 10:39:22 am »
strange new monitor
makes some of the words blurry
wipe wipe no change wipe
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #140 on: September 30, 2007, 11:27:07 pm »
Often I write these
It ends up about writing
Well not this time... crap!
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #141 on: September 30, 2007, 11:41:08 pm »
one two three four five.
six seven eight nine zero.
it is twelve in ten.
moderators gonna moderate </shrug>

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #142 on: September 30, 2007, 11:45:07 pm »
well, if we're just gonna phone it in like that, how about this;

black black black black black
black black black black black black black
black black black black white!
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #143 on: October 01, 2007, 06:49:58 am »
Lame haiku make the
baby kami cry. Don't cry
kami, we love you.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #144 on: October 08, 2007, 09:17:08 am »
Eyes That Yearn

One show to the next,
My eyes ache for anime;
I'm an otaku.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #145 on: October 08, 2007, 02:48:16 pm »
fighting and fighting
panda should eat bamboo, not
depressing candy!
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #146 on: October 12, 2007, 11:47:04 am »
The thought of Japan
Is making me hunger for
Maguro sushi


yum
Watashi wa ni juu go sai desu.  Nan desu ka? Dare desu ka?  Kono hon wa Dash san no hon desu. Kono kasa wa Dash san no kasa desu.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #147 on: October 12, 2007, 05:48:49 pm »
sushi is nice but
gyoza does not have the
the taste of nori
superjaz, that is jaz with one z count'um ONE z!
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #148 on: October 13, 2007, 11:19:46 pm »
Eleven two three
I am bored out of my mind
hello old house thing
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #149 on: October 14, 2007, 12:11:12 am »
dipthongs are vowels
which create two vowel sounds
and they kill haiku
moderators gonna moderate </shrug>

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #150 on: October 14, 2007, 08:21:09 am »
You can't kill haiku
if you shake my paranoia
Ya can't stop haiku

ya can't stop haiku
Stop haiku? Can't stop haiku!
shake paranoia

The movin' movin'
write just like Murasaki
into the groovin'
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #151 on: October 15, 2007, 12:05:12 am »
haiku has three
syllables, do you not see?
Because of dipthongs.
moderators gonna moderate </shrug>

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #152 on: October 16, 2007, 09:10:58 am »
I will dip your thong
When I say "Hai!" I don't
Say "ha-ee" OK?

Deconstructing and
overenunciating
is not poetry
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #153 on: October 16, 2007, 09:43:52 pm »
You can kiss my thong,
and by that, I mean buttocks,
because I don't care.
moderators gonna moderate </shrug>

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #154 on: October 17, 2007, 03:28:34 pm »
At least you are good
enough to disagree in
haiku form. Thank You.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #155 on: October 18, 2007, 08:43:22 pm »
It is a pleasure,
to simultaneously
rebel and conform.
moderators gonna moderate </shrug>

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #156 on: October 29, 2007, 04:15:09 pm »
Gather 'round the box,
The box filled with happiness,
beautiful pocky.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #157 on: October 31, 2007, 05:10:56 pm »
an online order
I take a risk for the club
I get way too much
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #158 on: November 23, 2007, 11:16:57 am »
oh do not fear Tom
For the boxes, and boxes
Will soon be no more >:3
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #159 on: November 23, 2007, 08:01:43 pm »
And so, I purchased
ANALOG CONTROLLER 3,
the engrish is great
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #160 on: November 24, 2007, 11:58:35 am »
I sniffle, and then...
A gargantuan sneeze, UGH!
Yes, Grape Nuts will fly.
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #161 on: December 02, 2007, 05:56:34 pm »
Remember your socks
When you exit this building
Or you will perish.
moderators gonna moderate </shrug>

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #162 on: February 22, 2008, 02:03:17 am »
Poi is quite bad ass
I hope that soon I will burn
That would be most good.
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #163 on: February 22, 2008, 11:24:44 am »
Everyone should know
That haikus are so last year,
Terza Remas win!


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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #164 on: February 22, 2008, 08:50:27 pm »
Only prostitutes
Don't post in this sexy thread
doncha guys think so?
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #165 on: February 23, 2008, 11:00:10 pm »
Sexy thread is hawt.
It eats rocks and ***** lightning.
It's made of badass.

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Modified due to foul Langauge
« Last Edit: November 18, 2008, 01:14:54 pm by kylite »
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #166 on: March 07, 2008, 07:49:00 pm »
Dinner Time Soon mm
Cake is making me hungry
I can has some cake?


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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #167 on: March 08, 2008, 09:56:39 am »
Another order
more pocky, but it has been shipped
to my parents house
 :(
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #168 on: March 08, 2008, 02:43:09 pm »
I tend to speak of
many various items
like shoujo manga

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #169 on: March 08, 2008, 03:09:41 pm »
If I were Goku
I would shoot energy blast all day
Kamehameha

(anime haiku FTW)

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #170 on: March 18, 2008, 09:58:04 am »
Too long on youtube
my record is broken by
another poster
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #171 on: March 18, 2008, 11:14:54 am »
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #172 on: March 18, 2008, 11:39:37 am »
Y T M N D
Cannot work with safari
Very sad is me
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #173 on: March 18, 2008, 12:24:15 pm »
Alas! Poor Tom, wahhh!
This is truly tragedy
Y T M Now Dies
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #174 on: March 18, 2008, 03:56:30 pm »
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha

Lily you have an
Addiction. Please stop and come
back to the real world

...the world of spamming,
late night posting, image links
and over-quoting!
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #175 on: March 20, 2008, 03:19:06 am »
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha

Lily you have an
Addiction. Please stop and come
back to the real world

...the world of spamming,
late night posting, image links
and over-quoting!

Emo haiku
By: Lit_of_fey

Whatever. "Real World"
I scoff at it's pointlessness
It's broken UGH.
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #176 on: March 20, 2008, 02:02:20 pm »
The Apostrophe
It weeps and longs to be free
of the possessive
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #177 on: March 20, 2008, 08:33:43 pm »
Acting class is fun
I helped some techies put a
Dragon together

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #178 on: March 21, 2008, 08:45:30 am »
Final Fantasy:
Unlimited for the win!
Anyone seen it?


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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #179 on: March 21, 2008, 11:13:02 am »
Final Fantasy:
Unlimited for the win!
Anyone seen it?

Unlimited had
good chocobos and a Cid
but it was too weird
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #180 on: March 21, 2008, 11:16:47 am »
Indeed, it was strange,
But I just cannot deny
How much I like it.


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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #181 on: March 22, 2008, 10:52:56 am »
Miniature Bro-
Comes to stay with me. Wahoo!
There will be much fun. :D
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #182 on: March 23, 2008, 04:21:26 pm »
Got to guide around
big man in bunny costume
children loved bunny

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #183 on: March 24, 2008, 08:35:28 am »
This weekend I gamed with a lady who said this was her favorite haiku on the internet;

Where is my g-spot?
It is not in the garage.
Hand me a Ho-Ho.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #184 on: March 25, 2008, 01:13:11 am »
hehee Tom you Crazay
Work tomorrow: The Library
Guh anxiety
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #185 on: March 25, 2008, 02:28:13 pm »
Spoilers are icky
you shall never reveal
the wondrous plot.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #186 on: March 26, 2008, 03:13:33 am »
Hooray for new patch!
My lag is banished HUZZAH!
I may now geek out :3
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #187 on: March 26, 2008, 09:31:45 pm »
I am super bored.
There isn't much to do, really.
"What to do?" I ask.

Sig by me~~~

Cosplay for '08:
Probably none D:

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #188 on: March 27, 2008, 08:11:42 am »
Since this thread has been
active for several days
with no posts, also

because we have done
staff permission changeover
we're locking this thread.
 :D

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #189 on: April 02, 2008, 08:04:36 pm »
My first haiku
I really hope it is right
Wikipedia

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #190 on: April 02, 2008, 08:13:46 pm »
You were missing one
Syllable there, syd dearie.
On the first line there.

But other wise, syd
It was a correct haiku.
Aren't these things funky?

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #191 on: April 02, 2008, 09:24:40 pm »
Though I heard somewhere
That in Japan the i counts
As a syllable


Though can it be wise
To trust Wikipedia
Which people edit?


Man, are they funky
The first time that I saw these
I was so confused
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #192 on: April 03, 2008, 04:25:42 pm »
Maybe in Japan
i would be a syllable.
But I do not know.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #193 on: April 04, 2008, 04:46:23 pm »
I have deja vu
I think that I heard this same
argument before
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #194 on: April 04, 2008, 04:50:43 pm »
Deja vu is quite
interesting, don't you think?
It happens a lot. XD

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #195 on: April 05, 2008, 01:30:50 am »
The Kut-Ku is slain.
For I am a great Hunter.
Now give me money.
moderators gonna moderate </shrug>

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #196 on: April 05, 2008, 01:49:36 pm »
Trident tropical
flavored gum is really good.
I want some right now.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #197 on: April 05, 2008, 08:04:30 pm »
I wish I had gum
My cold makes my nose stuffed up
It makes me so mad.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #198 on: April 05, 2008, 08:37:13 pm »
Well on accident
I swallowed my gum. Yucky.
Good luck with your cold.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #199 on: April 06, 2008, 09:29:22 pm »
Poor Invader Spleen
Oh noez! She swallowed her gum
Arg, school tomorrow

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #200 on: April 06, 2008, 10:18:13 pm »
I have to do my
scene in acting class. Oh my.
I hope I do well.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #201 on: April 07, 2008, 07:27:57 am »
It is far better
drama on the stage than to
have drama elsewhere
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #202 on: April 07, 2008, 09:39:20 pm »
I agree, it is.
But sadly I failed the scene.
Worst run-through we did.

It just had to be
the time we performed where we
screwed up on it all.

 :(

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #203 on: April 09, 2008, 10:04:51 pm »
How did you do bad?
I mean, you got the part, right?
ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS!

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #204 on: April 10, 2008, 03:54:14 pm »
It was for a class.
you do a scene no matter
what with someone else.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #205 on: April 16, 2008, 06:39:42 am »
Aw, poor Invader
Ha, my stage fright is so bad.
It's very cold here....

X.X

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #206 on: April 16, 2008, 05:36:49 pm »
Touche, O Mustash.....
When did you become a mod?
Got a new job yet?


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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #207 on: April 16, 2008, 11:25:34 pm »
Mustash thought that he
would be my replacement mod
but I am still here
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #208 on: April 17, 2008, 04:02:09 pm »
The yummy sandwich
With all of it's turkey meat,
makes me smile with joy.

: )

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #209 on: April 18, 2008, 09:32:27 pm »
Tomorrow, hooray!
The Sakura Fesitival
There, I'll meet Megan.

Is that how's it's spelled?
There's so many, many ways.
She'll be Kakashi.


I'll be Sakura.
The three eleven version
It's of the manga.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #210 on: April 18, 2008, 10:35:36 pm »
I want to go to
the Sakura Festival.
I hope you have fun.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #211 on: April 24, 2008, 10:22:28 am »
The weather was weird
I hope that I can go to
KumoriCon Lite

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #212 on: April 24, 2008, 08:49:29 pm »
Kumoricon will
almost for sure quite a bit
warmer than comfort.

(It was last year. XP)

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #213 on: April 25, 2008, 06:37:32 am »
I am frustrated
not lonely, it is because
of the ones I love
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #214 on: April 26, 2008, 02:16:24 pm »
This were wonderfully written for me, but not by me...

Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.

I AM A GOLD DROID
I LOVE YOU, R2-D2
BWOOP BEEP BWOOP BWOO BWERR
« Last Edit: April 27, 2008, 09:32:06 pm by megchan »
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #215 on: April 26, 2008, 02:18:34 pm »
I have some kool-aid.
It is very yumminy
Do you want  kool-aid?

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #216 on: April 26, 2008, 06:56:49 pm »
This were written for me, but not by me...

Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.


Hrm... This looks strangely familiar...

You all just lost the game, my Haiku is superior:

Your heart is a trap.
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I love you, Ackbar.

I got there first! HAH!!!

You totally effing stole that!!! You didn't even credit someone else  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #217 on: April 26, 2008, 09:05:36 pm »
Bri wrote that haiku.
Plagiarism is not right!
Go D I A F.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #218 on: April 26, 2008, 11:22:15 pm »
I just had a thought.
It was very perplexing.
Hmm... this is quite strange.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #219 on: April 27, 2008, 11:00:08 am »
Never slept enough.
Morning shifts are the devil.
Going to waffle.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #220 on: April 27, 2008, 04:03:54 pm »
Written by some senior citizens today (with help from Lily...)

May

Mother’s Day flowers
Gentle winds and spring baskets
Poles, ribbons and dance.

Garden

Dirt, shovel, seeds, plant
Fertilize, water, shoots, weeds.
Beautiful flowers.

Music

Joyful rhythmic voices
Inspiring, serene, soothing
Soulful, stirring hymn.

Grandmas

Loving, understanding
Baking, family stories
Advice and baby sitting.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #221 on: April 27, 2008, 09:32:10 pm »
zeppy has my life
by a power cord you see
that's why I am dead
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #222 on: April 27, 2008, 09:44:32 pm »
I have a muffin.
it is chocolate flavored.
But I need good milk!

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #223 on: April 28, 2008, 05:49:50 am »
Juice of the Jamba
a tasty treat for breakfast
but mine is frozen
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #224 on: April 28, 2008, 07:42:50 pm »
I had some good gum.
Best gum I have ever had.
Tasted like smarties.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #225 on: May 28, 2008, 10:20:41 pm »
Never Kenshin skits:
Cosplay contest makes me gag.
I should be a judge.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #226 on: June 26, 2008, 07:36:30 pm »
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they dont make sense
refridgerator


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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #227 on: June 26, 2008, 09:44:18 pm »
This thread... it's alive?
That's pretty amazing, yeah.
Yay for arcade games.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #228 on: July 20, 2008, 09:41:14 pm »
Unsure of Cosplay
Decided to volunteer
A Maid for a day

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #229 on: July 21, 2008, 11:00:08 pm »
here's something I wrote
a haiku 'bout the glomp queen
from kumo 07

Panties that are blue
Everytime she glomps someone
I get a nice shot X3

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #230 on: July 28, 2008, 10:41:46 am »
I have a question.
Who was the glomp queen that was
at kumo 07?

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #231 on: July 28, 2008, 07:06:18 pm »
Second job is fine;
Employee discount is great.
Bought cute new cake pans.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #232 on: July 29, 2008, 01:27:47 am »
I have got a lov-
ely bunch of coconuts
doodely doo doo
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #233 on: July 29, 2008, 11:07:27 pm »
i killed a man

he had a wife and two kids

i slept very peacefully
when you're on the edge of life, what will you remember?

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #234 on: July 30, 2008, 12:07:12 am »
4-7-7,
Is not haiku you moron.
You make me cry bludd

[Steve's a friend; I wouldn't talk like that to a stranger]
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #235 on: July 30, 2008, 01:18:11 am »
A haiku can be
An easy thing to make so
Please don't mess it up.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #236 on: August 01, 2008, 02:58:03 am »
---
Is pronounced as follows:
hyphen dash hyphen.

By that argument,
the three lines above these three
are surely haiku.

Also, one should note:
"pronounced" has three accents,
thus three syllables.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #237 on: August 01, 2008, 03:12:56 pm »
Work drags on too long!
I'm hopped up on free coffee-
so office work sucks!
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #238 on: August 01, 2008, 03:24:02 pm »
I see some almonds.
They taunt me so with their crunch.
I should eat some now.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #239 on: August 02, 2008, 04:45:28 pm »
The exotic gum
What flavors could these ones be?
Oh that? It's YOGURT!

(seriously, ew)
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #240 on: August 06, 2008, 10:26:15 pm »
His swim trunks are gone
To Kumori he can't go
Dio is afraid
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #241 on: August 07, 2008, 08:18:50 pm »
MaxX Unlimited
Is a ridiculous song.
That makes babies cry.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #242 on: September 02, 2008, 08:30:39 pm »
A sea of Jello?
Gasp. Where can I find this sea?
Only in your dreams?

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #243 on: September 04, 2008, 01:14:51 pm »
Someone stole the spoons
as I'm about to eat soup.
Do I deserve this? D:

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #244 on: September 04, 2008, 04:53:02 pm »
I thought ramune
was really ramenade
ramen lemonade.

(I learned betterwise in 2006)
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #245 on: September 06, 2008, 09:52:18 pm »
Light "L" Yagami
April 12, 2009
Death by L fangirls

(Yes, it's a haiku!
Read the date of death out loud,
and you'll see the truth.)
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #246 on: September 07, 2008, 10:27:46 pm »
[Ra-I-To is actually three syllables. . .]

Put the emphasis
on the correct syllable
or you will sound dumb.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #247 on: September 08, 2008, 02:16:04 pm »
[Ra-I-To is actually three syllables. . .]

Put the emphasis
on the correct syllable
or you will sound dumb.

Damn Grammar Nazis!
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you will all be first!

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #248 on: September 08, 2008, 11:39:36 pm »
Where u @ brotha?
NA N SA I DE SU KA?
Questions are so cool.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #249 on: September 10, 2008, 02:05:25 am »
Winning 101:
Do not lose the game ever.
Or you might not win.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #250 on: September 10, 2008, 01:26:05 pm »
Patrick cannot spell 
We won't be overpowered
'cause we are many.

A haiku written for me written by my friend Brian.

What's with Brians being good at haiku?
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #251 on: September 11, 2008, 10:41:39 am »
Hands are all cut up,
Giant box: cookie cutters.
Surprisingly sharp.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #252 on: September 12, 2008, 12:42:24 am »
I just ate a box
It had thumbtacks inside it.
I can haz doctor?
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #253 on: September 12, 2008, 04:27:40 pm »
shirt torn and dirty
food always runs off screaming
poor hungry zombie

(Found at 4AM on the greatness of the internts ^^)
That is amazing.
A tribute is now needed.
And thus I write one.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #254 on: September 13, 2008, 12:55:21 am »
Look at me hitting
that poor little otaku
One day you will love
Good, Bad,  i'm the guy with the gun.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #255 on: September 15, 2008, 07:15:25 pm »
Cherry blossoms fall
petals lit on fire blowing
the trees cry in pain
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #256 on: September 22, 2008, 04:10:23 pm »
I am a newbie
i am at least on this site
now i will sit here


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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #257 on: September 23, 2008, 12:32:53 am »
cookies are tasty.
Just like my good friend Tofu.
MAKE MAGIC HAPPY.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #258 on: September 27, 2008, 07:26:01 pm »
This thread is quite strange
but I like it anyways
cookie anyone?

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #259 on: September 30, 2008, 11:40:26 pm »
Staying up all night
How will I be able to?
*looks at Green Tea box*

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #260 on: October 03, 2008, 08:11:07 pm »
I wish I had cake
-cake pops up next to printer-
OMG cake, yay!
"Would you kindly. ."

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #261 on: October 03, 2008, 11:13:31 pm »
My feet itch right now
and my fingernails hurt bad
whoop-de-doo yay me.

Unfortunately
I can not think of what else
to say right now. heh.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #262 on: October 05, 2008, 12:53:54 pm »
Then Alice fell down.
Chasing after the rabbit.
While cake was eaten.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #263 on: October 11, 2008, 09:03:07 pm »
I am quite saddened
I only got one cake slice
'Twas my un-birthday.
"Would you kindly. ."

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #264 on: October 13, 2008, 06:30:45 pm »
I cleaned the kitchen.
It was very sparkily.
Do not mess it up.
I miss 2010.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #265 on: October 27, 2008, 08:08:29 pm »
I'm quite torn you see
haiku has never been my thing
but look I did one
da/tumblr
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #266 on: November 05, 2008, 10:18:54 pm »
The election bites
Its a good thing its over.
Still rotting my brain.
I miss 2010.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #267 on: November 05, 2008, 10:50:22 pm »
I sure love that song
'Its Easy When You're Evil'
Always makes my day!

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #268 on: November 05, 2008, 10:52:02 pm »
My eyes, they're drying
It's getting harder to think
I must be tired
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #269 on: November 06, 2008, 08:16:34 am »
I'm still very tired.
Now I really want my bed
School must be kill'd now.
I miss 2010.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #270 on: November 06, 2008, 01:44:03 pm »
Ugh, storyboarding,
My video class is lame.
Wish Cueto was here.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #271 on: November 09, 2008, 02:22:44 pm »
I just died my hair
the dye burns my head a bit
the dog just licked it

D:
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #272 on: November 28, 2008, 11:51:40 am »
Today just turned bad.
I wish it was tomorrow.
I'll be going to... mall.
I miss 2010.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #273 on: December 05, 2008, 01:37:39 pm »
My friend got a pen;
She tried it out on my arm.
It says "I'm a sub."
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #274 on: December 07, 2008, 01:11:15 am »
bro@bromail.com
Has a bro e-mail address
I'd send him webmail.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #275 on: December 13, 2008, 01:42:38 am »
Lina Inverse has
very long red and orange hair
that's down past her butt.


"What about my butt?"

Uh... I mean...

The land of Japan,
overflowing with wonders
that tranquilize us.


"Much better."
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #276 on: December 13, 2008, 11:16:28 pm »
i have had a goal
to be the best i can be
since my childhood
don't expect to hear too much from me

just wanted to drop in and say hi

hi

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #277 on: December 14, 2008, 09:06:07 am »
The clouds are getting
darker, thicker, and colder;
the Snow Army comes...
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #278 on: December 21, 2008, 08:44:16 pm »
The snow and ice fall
Fluffy, thick, and all around
It is white outside
« Last Edit: December 21, 2008, 08:45:09 pm by ambergen87 »
Randomness is good for the soul.

The swag lady.

Cosplay for Kumoricon 2011:
Saturday: Lolita
Sunday: Seychelles
Monday: Catgirl Schoolgirl

Friday: Random yukata girl
Sat: Don't know
Sun: Don't know
Mon: Raine from Final Fantasy VIII

Offline StarryShay

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #279 on: December 22, 2008, 10:12:12 am »
Boredom strikes us all.
When we least expect it to.
Watch out, it's coming. >>;

Offline megchan

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #280 on: January 03, 2009, 11:38:02 am »
Where is my chocolate?
My one true love, Chocolate. Or-
Is it Candy Boy?
Anakin, you're breaking my heart if you don't come to "I'd Just as Soon Kiss a Wookiee: A Star Wars Panel" at Kumoricon!

Offline TanisNikana

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #281 on: January 12, 2009, 01:48:38 am »

か そ ね
み ぶ こ
い が の
か な ぜ
り く つ

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #282 on: January 12, 2009, 01:54:48 am »
Why can't Tanis see
that I'm just a lazy bum
who won't use google.

Offline StarryShay

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #283 on: January 12, 2009, 10:19:50 pm »
Our castle is gone.
Soon we will have a new one.
Bwahaha, Spoons win. <3

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #284 on: January 13, 2009, 06:50:18 am »
I missed spoon war deux
I'm sure my spoons fought greatly
while I was sleeping

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #285 on: January 13, 2009, 10:35:24 pm »
I liked it better
When it was made a sticky
Oh my spoon castle

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #286 on: January 14, 2009, 09:41:07 pm »
Your hair is so soft
Your epic-ness is so vast
You go Fabio

Offline MiriaRose

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #287 on: January 19, 2009, 12:19:48 pm »
Dr. Horrible
Your tale makes me weep a bit
If only Penny. .

D:
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Offline Cassiopeia

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #288 on: January 19, 2009, 04:24:15 pm »
Go fly little bird
Go cut through the skies and soar
Wherever you want

Just do not forget
There's an eagle in the sky
Please keep that in mind


Edit: Anyone who knows what song this is from gets 10 points. 8D
« Last Edit: January 20, 2009, 10:59:11 pm by Cassiopeia »
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Offline DancingTofu

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #289 on: January 20, 2009, 09:13:28 pm »
Haiku...+

I shall tell a tale;
a story yet unmatchéd,
of how a cow can make a rat meow,
and why the sky has the complexion of rye,
and when the men find peace from within,
and where the bear does stare into air,
but who are you to pursue,
such an inquiry?
moderators gonna moderate </shrug>

Offline Washougal_Otaku

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #290 on: January 22, 2009, 06:22:28 pm »
I will have Pocky;
You cannot have my Pocky;
it is My Pocky.
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My son's plans this year (thus far): Penguin Chiyo-chan from Azumanga Daioh

Offline Washougal_Otaku

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #291 on: February 15, 2009, 03:32:52 pm »
I am rathered shocked
That nobody posted a
Valentine Haiku
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #292 on: February 15, 2009, 03:51:18 pm »
Being sicks sucks tons.
Illness, how I despise thee!
-coughcoughhackhack- Ew.
"Would you kindly. ."

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #293 on: February 15, 2009, 08:02:36 pm »
I loathe you, homework.
I don't like working this hard
for worthless garbage.
"I like the way you fire that gun."
"Thanks. I like the way you take a bullet."