Author Topic: The haiku thread (Read 51833 times)

guspasho · « **on:** April 25, 2007, 02:23:31 pm »

There ought to be one.
Why isn't there already?
Haiku form only!

Pie Row Maniac · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2007, 02:38:53 pm »

A jar of mayonnaise
I forgot to eat today
Now to find a spoon

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2007, 02:44:16 pm »

I have problems counting
Where is my calculator?
Oh, no batteries.

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2007, 05:09:37 pm »

i got a haircut.
it is a lot shorter now.
i look like a boy?

~boogiepop~ · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2007, 05:41:54 pm »

Button mashing night
I need the Master Sword now
Cannot save Zelda

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2007, 09:20:06 pm »

Earth is quite intense
I always talk in past-tense
ever jump a fence?

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:14:00 am »

Silly Lit of Fey!
"Always" is not past tense, see?
Be careful, OK?

kylite · « **Reply #7 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:37:55 am »

cat haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.

kurosakiichigo666 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2007, 10:45:01 am »

Haikus are fun
But sometimes make no sense
Refrigerator

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2007, 11:20:15 am »

Do you think that you
Could haiku all day? I can.
Please, give it a try.

my haikus are bad
they are simply sentences
that I have timed well

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 26, 2007, 03:41:18 pm »

There is a man here
he gargles when he laughs, ew
Please oh please, just leave

Pie Row Maniac · « **Reply #11 on:** April 26, 2007, 04:46:01 pm »

A hero rises from the ages
Cry out your triumphant roar
Wield your magnificent blade, ribbit

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 26, 2007, 05:12:50 pm »

Quote from: "Pie Row Maniac"

A hero rises from the ages
Cry out your triumphant roar
Wield your magnificent blade, ribbit

*applause* and bravo
that was a great haiku, pie
congratulations

how many of us
actually like hot cakes?
I don't mean pancakes

~boogiepop~ · « **Reply #13 on:** April 26, 2007, 06:33:43 pm »

Quote from: "kurosakiichigo666"

Haikus are fun
But sometimes make no sense
Refrigerator

You stole my t-shirt
I will have to curbstomp you
Don't do it again

::{I have a t-shirt with the haiku that he wrote down for those who didn't know XD}::

superjaz · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:41:37 pm »

teddy bear at night
held tightl in my arm
nightmares kept away

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #15 on:** April 27, 2007, 08:47:17 am »

This is the first haiku I ever did. It was back in the 90's when I did this. I call it "Honey Haiku."

A sweet, gentle kiss
The tulips give to the bees
With tasty honey.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #16 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:11:18 am »

The Love of a Clown

Strolling by myself,
Cupid's arrow strikes my heart
And I fall in love.

(I came up with that title because I wrote it while working at McDonald's. In fact, it was for one of our posters).

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #17 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:17:17 am »

Dancing Haiku

Resting by the lake,
A trout dances its ballet
Of doom on my hook.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #18 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:25:31 am »

I just found this. I think it was my first & only attempt to make a rhyming haiku (unless I did one without realizing). It's called, "Pies."

My pies will not fly,
No matter how hard I try;
They go splat and die.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #19 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:43:26 am »

Carnation Haiku

A white carnation
Pinned to my tuxedo's chest,
Provided by her.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #20 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:43:42 am »

Softball (Okay, this one was for Clark College's new softball program, which has only one 1 division game in its two year history).

Devils and Blazers,
Gators and the rest, will fall
To the Clark Penguins

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #21 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:51:03 am »

Ramen and pocky
Flow like rivers through hallways;
Three days of chaos.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #22 on:** April 27, 2007, 10:13:30 am »

I'm going to post two haikus here, neither of which are mine. In fact, they were written by Japanese poets.

The Flower-Viewing, by Chora
Moribito ya
hana wo wake-iri
hana wo izu

(Women, children, men:
into cherry bloom they push-
from bloom come out again).

Spring Scene, no name given
Tsurigane-ni
tomarite nemura
kocho-kana

(On the temple bell
has settled, and is fast asleep,
a butterfly).

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #23 on:** April 27, 2007, 10:30:48 am »

Washougal has learned
you don't have to spam haikus
in seperate posts

I post a haiku
It is better than posting
dirty limericks

kurosakiichigo666 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 27, 2007, 10:35:20 am »

Quote

::{I have a t-shirt with the haiku that he wrote down for those who didn't know XD}::

That is not haiku
You fail at life Nikki-san
Just kidding, hehe

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #25 on:** April 27, 2007, 10:37:04 am »

Quote from: "TomtheFanboy"

Washougal has learned
you don't have to spam haikus
in seperate posts

No, I just wanted
to have these two together
since they are not mine.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #26 on:** April 27, 2007, 12:32:02 pm »

Morbid slime is here
to congest your mind and still
make you sneeze sometimes

I'm a turtle man
In a turtle land, how...WHAT?
I'm a resident

we don't want your eye
all we really want is for
you to puke and die

I am obsessed with
The residents, they sure are
wonderful yes. yes!

In my perturbed woods
there are holes that are deeper
than light can go. OH!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2007, 12:50:24 am »

Staying up real late
Spamming my way to 1K
With TomtheFanBoy

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #28 on:** April 28, 2007, 12:58:53 am »

when eveofabyss
and I get done with our plan
I'll have three thousand

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #29 on:** April 28, 2007, 01:15:38 am »

We're climbing the ranks,
Fanboy much further than I,
But still, we're climbing.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #30 on:** April 28, 2007, 01:31:26 am »

the nimble thief sneaks
a master of rogueish ways
he would like to think

as he crawls along
he is not careful enough
disheartening click

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #31 on:** April 28, 2007, 02:08:54 am »

Sweat beads on his brow,
Like cold dew on morning grass;
Heartbeat of the hare.

Dawn has left this one
To the dour chambers of night,
Truly forsaken.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #32 on:** April 28, 2007, 02:19:51 am »

eyes flutter almost
closing but there is still more
to be done tonight

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #33 on:** April 28, 2007, 08:28:14 am »

He has the top spot,
But not quite yet 3,000 ---
Goal yet accomplished.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #34 on:** April 28, 2007, 11:39:50 am »

A sleeper awakes
He rises with one thing on
His mind. Victory

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #35 on:** April 28, 2007, 12:24:51 pm »

Iriomote
Kittens sure are the cutest,
But watch for those claws!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #36 on:** April 28, 2007, 12:46:50 pm »

the wind in the trees
twittering birds of springtime
outside might be nice

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #37 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:28:01 pm »

Sap in my hair. Ugh.
Sunshine is sometimes a drug
Take some air and chug.

Negima · « **Reply #38 on:** April 29, 2007, 07:22:27 pm »

Quote from: "guspasho"

There ought to be one.
Why isn't there already?
Haiku form only!

Anime haiku
I made a thread years ago
But it quickly died.

It's no longer there
T'was long before the "hiccup"
But I remember

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #39 on:** April 29, 2007, 10:00:58 pm »

last post for tonight
RPGs are my weekends
I'm back tomorrow

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #40 on:** April 30, 2007, 12:14:21 am »

Night comes so swiftly,
Like the breeze beneath bird's wing,
And the board's empty.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #41 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:16:18 am »

We are all happy
We're not feeling sad, we've got
sunshine in a bag

Build a religion
dress up like a sultan in
your onion head hat

cities breaking down
on a camel's back, you go
cuz you don't look back

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #42 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:43:35 am »

Large apes make great band,
With lyrics worth repeating---
Funny faces, too!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #43 on:** April 30, 2007, 09:12:59 am »

Work it hard, make it
better faster stronger Work
is never over

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #44 on:** April 30, 2007, 11:18:20 pm »

Jobs are good to have
And money I really need,
So why feel sad, me?

manekineko · « **Reply #45 on:** May 01, 2007, 12:13:15 am »

My teeth really hurt
I want some strong pain killers
Ow! Or a dentist.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #46 on:** May 01, 2007, 07:33:05 am »

Quote from: "manekineko"

My teeth really hurt
I want some strong pain killers
Ow! Or a dentist.

I'm sorry about your teeth. *wishes I had some novocaine to give you*
But, looking at your possible cosplay list, I'm stoked for the con even more. Yay, Rinoa! My girlfriend (Kahlan) was Rinoa last year. A very cute costume it is.

anyway, I hope you get to a dentist or something for your teethses.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #47 on:** May 01, 2007, 07:35:50 am »

Order a taco,
and maybe a burrito,
now leave me alone!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #48 on:** May 01, 2007, 12:17:10 pm »

Quote from: "EveofAbyss"

I'm sorry about your teeth. *wishes I had some novocaine to give you*
But, looking at your possible cosplay list, I'm stoked for the con even more. Yay, Rinoa! My girlfriend (Kahlan) was Rinoa last year. A very cute costume it is.

anyway, I hope you get to a dentist or something for your teethses.

No EveofAbyss!
Sympathy must be given
Only in haikus!

Now you must suffer
The pain of the haiku bat!
Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham! Wham!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #49 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:41:38 pm »

Throbbing brain, indeed!
My apologies, m'lord!
I have learned the law!

Tongue, thou art too free!
Only haikou thou shall speak,
And that's what must be!

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #50 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:04:51 pm »

Alas I wish that
I could stay on longer and
post like a true fiend

Tomorrow brings sun
And early biology
Seven Fifteen....Ugh

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #51 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:44:40 pm »

Early classes....gah!
I have known such a bother.
You have my pity.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #52 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:02:26 am »

now to school, OH NO!
I may be late, but I guess
that is "okay" *sigh*

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #53 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:49:36 am »

Eat yummy pocky.
Do so or you will suffer,
At the hands of Tom.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #54 on:** May 02, 2007, 12:52:27 pm »

Suffer, truly so,
For Tom has a baseball bat...
And a mighty swing!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #55 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:16:43 pm »

I will come for you
my bat is bent and golden
there is no escape

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #56 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:24:24 pm »

Fear the golden bat,
already stained in crimson;
it's coming for you.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #57 on:** May 02, 2007, 06:28:06 pm »

To theater I go
To be an old matchmaker
I am full of beef

manekineko · « **Reply #58 on:** May 02, 2007, 10:54:53 pm »

I haven't slept in
over two days, that can't be
very healthy, yeah?

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #59 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:14:52 pm »

Healthy, surely not,
But sleep is just a crutch, right?
So, buck up, tired one!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #60 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:16:45 am »

Turkey in my bread,
Lettuce, mustard, mayonaise,
What a lovely blend.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #61 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:22:23 am »

Haiku, poetry
designed just so that you can
Use the word orange

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #62 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:55:58 am »

Orange, orange, ooh...
How I love the orange, yeah...
Orange, Orange, ooh!

superjaz · « **Reply #63 on:** May 03, 2007, 12:22:17 pm »

cuz i'm a cat

and that is why i

sing a song

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #64 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:09:24 pm »

tonight is busy
with dancing and plays. so much
time at the theatre

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #65 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:58:46 pm »

Lick me really good,
And get to the sweet goodness;
chocolate center.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #66 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:24:40 am »

Li'l Kim once sung that,
Or wasn't it Fiddy Cent?
I don't like either.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #67 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:32:29 am »

Venom's my hero,
And he looks so bloody cool!
The film.....'twas awesome!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #68 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:41:03 am »

Venom is the best,
the greatest villian ever;
perfect for Spidey.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #69 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:42:30 am »

Perfect is right, sir!
They even fight as a team,
Black and red and blue.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #70 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:03:17 am »

Black and red and blue,
the new American flag,
with spiders for stars.

(^ I remember that!)

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #71 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:05:26 am »

I think I want that
To hang and salute daily,
"We pledge allegiance..."

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #72 on:** May 05, 2007, 04:51:47 pm »

I am very close;
my posts are transforming me
into a Man-Faye.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #73 on:** May 06, 2007, 10:47:32 am »

stupid jazz fests, ugh!
they take over my life, Blag!
no time for forums :c

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #74 on:** May 06, 2007, 05:57:29 pm »

We miss you here, Fey!
Get through that stuff quickly, now,
And get back here soon!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #75 on:** May 07, 2007, 08:36:11 am »

Welcome back my friend
to the to Kumoricon's forums
with pocky waiting.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #76 on:** May 07, 2007, 10:02:46 am »

another monday
the work here is not as bad
as my allergies

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #77 on:** May 08, 2007, 07:50:10 am »

Allergies are bad,
A pity that you have them.
Hope this day goes well.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #78 on:** May 08, 2007, 08:23:52 pm »

I'm loosing my sleep
I try to sleep, but I cough...
DIE MOST FOOLISH LUNGS!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #79 on:** May 09, 2007, 07:44:47 am »

Stop picking at it,
it will never get better
if you keep that up

the clueless doctors
thousands in medical bills
five bucks for the cure

GotHentai · « **Reply #80 on:** May 09, 2007, 05:10:15 pm »

This writing is bland
Quick and to the point
My attempt to understand

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #81 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:39:45 am »

Children of Men, huh?
Saw it in the theaters,
It's still a great film!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #82 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:57:38 pm »

Why do you say "still"?
Is it a remake of some
previous movie?

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #83 on:** May 12, 2007, 12:08:09 am »

I said still, my friend,
For it was my second time
Seeing the movie.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #84 on:** May 12, 2007, 08:08:54 pm »

Friends sure do suck a$$
most of mine aren't friends at all
*sigh* I am not glad :'C

superjaz · « **Reply #85 on:** May 12, 2007, 09:17:54 pm »

my brother is happy
kendo boyfriend kills bugs
my tum is full

Evaldas · « **Reply #86 on:** May 15, 2007, 05:11:51 pm »

Sitting at my desk
Hungry for something yummie
3 month old cheetos

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #87 on:** May 15, 2007, 05:54:39 pm »

Almost out of work
though I will still have a job
tomorrow, it sucks

(no new haikus, huh?)
I shall not make a new post
I'm not a "post whore"

:wink:

How about I write
Some more song lyric haikus?
I think that sounds good

Mud in pajamas
Thoroughly confused all the
passing pirhanas

Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!
The Woody Woodpecker Show
Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!

Indiana wants
Me, Lord I can't go back there
I wish I had you

valliegirl · « **Reply #88 on:** May 16, 2007, 02:54:02 pm »

boredom approaches
no new files coming in
send me home now please

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #89 on:** May 16, 2007, 06:56:38 pm »

I cannot hear well.
There is a cat named Dave on
my hand. It is cute.

valliegirl · « **Reply #90 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:47:55 am »

only five files
but now they all are finished
slowly losing mind

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #91 on:** May 18, 2007, 08:21:04 pm »

such a busy girl D:
I have no time for posting D'X
my life is homework :'c

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #92 on:** May 19, 2007, 11:55:37 am »

My puppy went out
to the front yard to piddle
then bit the mailman.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #93 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:05:48 am »

I can taste dinner
from last night, burritos from
my old microwave.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #94 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:06:24 am »

Magnetic poems
"Naughty Girl Desired her slave"
and "Goat Belch: Drink It"

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #95 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:09:52 am »

That reminds me of
what goat milk does to my aunt
from Tualitin.

(note: this aunt is entirely ficticious).

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #96 on:** May 24, 2007, 02:06:19 pm »

Avast, me hearties!
Tonight we approach World's End...
...and bid Jack adieu.

superjaz · « **Reply #97 on:** May 24, 2007, 08:54:57 pm »

sleach with out
now with 7 stars
show off a bit

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #98 on:** May 24, 2007, 09:46:27 pm »

Holy Crap! Seven!
So you can get to seven
without being chair!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #99 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:23:40 pm »

I do not get it,
How did you achieve this feat?
I am so jealous.

superjaz · « **Reply #100 on:** May 24, 2007, 11:00:38 pm »

bow down in envy
for dont you all wish you had
seven stars like me?

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #101 on:** May 27, 2007, 08:08:49 am »

Gasp! I was quite wrong!
Bid Jack farewell we did not,
For lo! Jack lives on!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #102 on:** May 29, 2007, 09:01:47 am »

The rum is now gone.
Good riddance, that stuff is gross,
it tastes like ca ca.

manekineko · « **Reply #103 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:12:31 pm »

Growing up makes me
Turn into an anxious mess
I hate growing up.

kurosakiichigo666 · « **Reply #104 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:33:58 pm »

I think people need,
to get off the topic of,
Pirates of C 3

kurosakiichigo666 · « **Reply #105 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:35:10 pm »

I agree with mane,
growing up really sucks man,
but it is fun too

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #106 on:** June 01, 2007, 08:14:22 am »

Quote from: "kurosakiichigo666"

I think people need,
to get off the topic of,
Pirates of C 3

I agree with you;
it is a fun trilogy,
but come on people.

manekineko · « **Reply #107 on:** June 01, 2007, 12:35:33 pm »

Sun is shining bright
It's a real good day for play
But now I'm sunburnt

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #108 on:** June 04, 2007, 12:17:15 pm »

I've been gone for quite
a while. graduation..GRR!!!!
I am ferocious :}

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #109 on:** June 04, 2007, 03:40:31 pm »

People seem to like
to rain on my parade
Ha ha! UMBRELLA'D!

Greyman · « **Reply #110 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:07:15 am »

with time comes new change
I still remember your smile
Time, let me forget

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #111 on:** June 12, 2007, 05:50:39 pm »

The tall bamboo tree
Panda bears like to eat it
Yummy bamboo tree

Evaldas · « **Reply #112 on:** June 13, 2007, 03:10:26 pm »

Painful canker sore
makes water into fire
Uh,do you smell smoke?

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #113 on:** June 16, 2007, 01:32:52 pm »

Sun is here again...
It was just so nice, cloudy...
My day can't be ru(i)ned!

manekineko · « **Reply #114 on:** June 16, 2007, 06:01:55 pm »

My toes do hurt so
Walking I am not used to
Portland is awesome.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #115 on:** June 18, 2007, 07:44:22 am »

Where to did you walk?
I'm sorry for your toesies,
Yes, Portland does rock.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #116 on:** June 18, 2007, 11:04:19 am »

back from LA wooooooo!
but now I must get a job
ALAS! the workforce :c

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #117 on:** June 18, 2007, 01:59:32 pm »

The joy of my job
I can browse sites while working.
Oh no! It is blocked!

superjaz · « **Reply #118 on:** June 18, 2007, 03:23:33 pm »

oh looking for job
will i ever be able to find
one that is hireing

manekineko · « **Reply #119 on:** June 18, 2007, 04:38:12 pm »

Job looking are we
It can make you feel crappy
Hire us now please!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #120 on:** June 20, 2007, 06:21:48 am »

California
5 syllables if you say
"I Ay" at the end

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #121 on:** June 20, 2007, 09:45:05 am »

I need work too, but
Nobody likes to hire me...
We should start a club!

Greyman · « **Reply #122 on:** June 22, 2007, 01:20:56 pm »

Olives, and mushrooms
pepporonni, and sausage
my pizza is good

manekineko · « **Reply #123 on:** June 22, 2007, 11:46:13 pm »

My name is Kat right?
So I should be a catgirl.
Yay for the spam board.

Greyman · « **Reply #124 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:45:03 pm »

I like the music
The music is very good
Listen all day, yay

Greyman · « **Reply #125 on:** June 29, 2007, 02:58:02 am »

From the Two to Ace
Hearts, Clubs, Diamonds, and spades
Deal me some luck

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #126 on:** July 09, 2007, 11:02:14 am »

Robots in disguise,
More than meets the eye, indeed!
"Ksh ksh ksh" they say.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #127 on:** July 19, 2007, 09:49:52 am »

Wow, Everything Changed
I guess that's what happens when
all you play is WoW

XD

Kuranberi · « **Reply #128 on:** July 28, 2007, 08:23:58 pm »

My tummy grumbles
Food waits just two blocks away
But where are my pants?

superjaz · « **Reply #129 on:** July 30, 2007, 03:05:42 pm »

found a job
yay now i will finaly
have money

Evaldas · « **Reply #130 on:** August 07, 2007, 10:12:58 am »

A two-parter Haiku!

Started working, yeah!
Sorting art paper I did
many paper cuts

I liked my job much
Said I lacked big paper skills
I was laid off... doh!

Naleh · « **Reply #131 on:** August 23, 2007, 02:26:20 pm »

(there's one in my sig...and now for another one)
A neko ninja
Lurks quietly in shadows
Suddenly leaps out

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #132 on:** August 23, 2007, 02:53:57 pm »

strawberry Pocky
tiramisu mousse Pocky
but not Thai Pocky

Delphi · « **Reply #133 on:** September 04, 2007, 01:02:02 am »

Not mine, but my friend made up random Star Wars: Episode II haiku
Soft sand on Naboo
Like the skin of my lover
Damned two suns

Memories of heat
And sand like little pebbles
Jawa rape just sucks.

And for random Star Wars RP character
Lightsabre blade shines
Crimson droplets on my skin
Ruined leather coat

And lastly one about her cat:
Furry clawed demon
Scratching post from my bare flesh
Go hack a hairball.

stonemonkthewise · « **Reply #134 on:** September 05, 2007, 10:03:50 pm »

Been posting just now
Why does it say only three
I have posted more

Only three posts now
Trouble is brewing inside
What is anime?

Please stop this poor fool
For I cannot cease typing
click the post icon

vangorgoroth · « **Reply #135 on:** September 06, 2007, 10:12:43 pm »

I am so metal
I need not post on this board
Ironic ain't it

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #136 on:** September 18, 2007, 03:58:28 pm »

please don't feed the trolls
they do not need attention
they should be ignored

risotto · « **Reply #137 on:** September 18, 2007, 04:14:41 pm »

I look at my arm
a rash is developing
skin you fail me now

superjaz · « **Reply #138 on:** September 18, 2007, 04:16:16 pm »

job is over
sorry i am not
school starts soon

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #139 on:** September 19, 2007, 10:39:22 am »

strange new monitor
makes some of the words blurry
wipe wipe no change wipe

Hei · « **Reply #140 on:** September 30, 2007, 11:27:07 pm »

Often I write these
It ends up about writing
Well not this time... crap!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #141 on:** September 30, 2007, 11:41:08 pm »

one two three four five.
six seven eight nine zero.
it is twelve in ten.

Hei · « **Reply #142 on:** September 30, 2007, 11:45:07 pm »

well, if we're just gonna phone it in like that, how about this;

black black black black black
black black black black black black black
black black black black white!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #143 on:** October 01, 2007, 06:49:58 am »

Lame haiku make the
baby kami cry. Don't cry
kami, we love you.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #144 on:** October 08, 2007, 09:17:08 am »

Eyes That Yearn

One show to the next,
My eyes ache for anime;
I'm an otaku.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #145 on:** October 08, 2007, 02:48:16 pm »

fighting and fighting
panda should eat bamboo, not
depressing candy!

dashing · « **Reply #146 on:** October 12, 2007, 11:47:04 am »

The thought of Japan
Is making me hunger for
Maguro sushi

yum

superjaz · « **Reply #147 on:** October 12, 2007, 05:48:49 pm »

sushi is nice but
gyoza does not have the
the taste of nori

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #148 on:** October 13, 2007, 11:19:46 pm »

Eleven two three
I am bored out of my mind
hello old house thing

DancingTofu · « **Reply #149 on:** October 14, 2007, 12:11:12 am »

dipthongs are vowels
which create two vowel sounds
and they kill haiku

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #150 on:** October 14, 2007, 08:21:09 am »

You can't kill haiku
if you shake my paranoia
Ya can't stop haiku

ya can't stop haiku
Stop haiku? Can't stop haiku!
shake paranoia

The movin' movin'
write just like Murasaki
into the groovin'

DancingTofu · « **Reply #151 on:** October 15, 2007, 12:05:12 am »

haiku has three
syllables, do you not see?
Because of dipthongs.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #152 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:10:58 am »

I will dip your thong
When I say "Hai!" I don't
Say "ha-ee" OK?

Deconstructing and
overenunciating
is not poetry

DancingTofu · « **Reply #153 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:43:52 pm »

You can kiss my thong,
and by that, I mean buttocks,
because I don't care.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #154 on:** October 17, 2007, 03:28:34 pm »

At least you are good
enough to disagree in
haiku form. Thank You.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #155 on:** October 18, 2007, 08:43:22 pm »

It is a pleasure,
to simultaneously
rebel and conform.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #156 on:** October 29, 2007, 04:15:09 pm »

Gather 'round the box,
The box filled with happiness,
beautiful pocky.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #157 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:10:56 pm »

an online order
I take a risk for the club
I get way too much

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #158 on:** November 23, 2007, 11:16:57 am »

oh do not fear Tom
For the boxes, and boxes
Will soon be no more >:3

DancingTofu · « **Reply #159 on:** November 23, 2007, 08:01:43 pm »

And so, I purchased
ANALOG CONTROLLER 3,
the engrish is great

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #160 on:** November 24, 2007, 11:58:35 am »

I sniffle, and then...
A gargantuan sneeze, UGH!
Yes, Grape Nuts will fly.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #161 on:** December 02, 2007, 05:56:34 pm »

Remember your socks
When you exit this building
Or you will perish.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #162 on:** February 22, 2008, 02:03:17 am »

Poi is quite bad ass
I hope that soon I will burn
That would be most good.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #163 on:** February 22, 2008, 11:24:44 am »

Everyone should know
That haikus are so last year,
Terza Remas win!

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #164 on:** February 22, 2008, 08:50:27 pm »

Only prostitutes
Don't post in this sexy thread
doncha guys think so?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #165 on:** February 23, 2008, 11:00:10 pm »

Sexy thread is hawt.
It eats rocks and ***** lightning.
It's made of badass.

-----------------------------

Modified due to foul Langauge

Daxe · « **Reply #166 on:** March 07, 2008, 07:49:00 pm »

Dinner Time Soon mm
Cake is making me hungry
I can has some cake?

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #167 on:** March 08, 2008, 09:56:39 am »

Another order
more pocky, but it has been shipped
to my parents house

Invader spleen · « **Reply #168 on:** March 08, 2008, 02:43:09 pm »

I tend to speak of
many various items
like shoujo manga

balmno · « **Reply #169 on:** March 08, 2008, 03:09:41 pm »

If I were Goku
I would shoot energy blast all day
Kamehameha

(anime haiku FTW)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #170 on:** March 18, 2008, 09:58:04 am »

Too long on youtube
my record is broken by
another poster

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #171 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:14:54 am »

Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #172 on:** March 18, 2008, 11:39:37 am »

Y T M N D
Cannot work with safari
Very sad is me

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #173 on:** March 18, 2008, 12:24:15 pm »

Alas! Poor Tom, wahhh!
This is truly tragedy
Y T M Now Dies

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #174 on:** March 18, 2008, 03:56:30 pm »

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on March 18, 2008, 01:07:55 pm

Quote from: Lit_of_Fey on March 18, 2008, 11:14:54 am
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha

Lily you have an
Addiction. Please stop and come
back to the real world

...the world of spamming,
late night posting, image links
and over-quoting!

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #175 on:** March 20, 2008, 03:19:06 am »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on March 18, 2008, 03:56:30 pm

Quote from: Mr_Mustash on March 18, 2008, 01:07:55 pm
Quote from: Lit_of_Fey on March 18, 2008, 11:14:54 am
Ahhhh World of Warcraft
Your shiny new patch it HOT
2.4 haha

Lily you have an
Addiction. Please stop and come
back to the real world

...the world of spamming,
late night posting, image links
and over-quoting!

Emo haiku
By: Lit_of_fey

Whatever. "Real World"
I scoff at it's pointlessness
It's broken UGH.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #176 on:** March 20, 2008, 02:02:20 pm »

The Apostrophe
It weeps and longs to be free
of the possessive

Invader spleen · « **Reply #177 on:** March 20, 2008, 08:33:43 pm »

Acting class is fun
I helped some techies put a
Dragon together

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #178 on:** March 21, 2008, 08:45:30 am »

Final Fantasy:
Unlimited for the win!
Anyone seen it?

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #179 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:13:02 am »

Quote from: EveofAbyss on March 21, 2008, 08:45:30 am

Final Fantasy:
Unlimited for the win!
Anyone seen it?

Unlimited had
good chocobos and a Cid
but it was too weird

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #180 on:** March 21, 2008, 11:16:47 am »

Indeed, it was strange,
But I just cannot deny
How much I like it.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #181 on:** March 22, 2008, 10:52:56 am »

Miniature Bro-
Comes to stay with me. Wahoo!
There will be much fun.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #182 on:** March 23, 2008, 04:21:26 pm »

Got to guide around
big man in bunny costume
children loved bunny

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #183 on:** March 24, 2008, 08:35:28 am »

This weekend I gamed with a lady who said this was her favorite haiku on the internet;

Where is my g-spot?
It is not in the garage.
Hand me a Ho-Ho.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #184 on:** March 25, 2008, 01:13:11 am »

hehee Tom you Crazay
Work tomorrow: The Library
Guh anxiety

Invader spleen · « **Reply #185 on:** March 25, 2008, 02:28:13 pm »

Spoilers are icky
you shall never reveal
the wondrous plot.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #186 on:** March 26, 2008, 03:13:33 am »

Hooray for new patch!
My lag is banished HUZZAH!
I may now geek out :3

laurifer · « **Reply #187 on:** March 26, 2008, 09:31:45 pm »

I am super bored.
There isn't much to do, really.
"What to do?" I ask.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #188 on:** March 27, 2008, 08:11:42 am »

Since this thread has been
active for several days
with no posts, also

because we have done
staff permission changeover
we're locking this thread.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #189 on:** April 02, 2008, 08:04:36 pm »

My first haiku
I really hope it is right
Wikipedia

Invader spleen · « **Reply #190 on:** April 02, 2008, 08:13:46 pm »

You were missing one
Syllable there, syd dearie.
On the first line there.

But other wise, syd
It was a correct haiku.
Aren't these things funky?

Syd-chan · « **Reply #191 on:** April 02, 2008, 09:24:40 pm »

Though I heard somewhere
That in Japan the i counts
As a syllable

Though can it be wise
To trust Wikipedia
Which people edit?

Man, are they funky
The first time that I saw these
I was so confused

Invader spleen · « **Reply #192 on:** April 03, 2008, 04:25:42 pm »

Maybe in Japan
i would be a syllable.
But I do not know.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #193 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:46:23 pm »

I have deja vu
I think that I heard this same
argument before

Invader spleen · « **Reply #194 on:** April 04, 2008, 04:50:43 pm »

Deja vu is quite
interesting, don't you think?
It happens a lot. XD

DancingTofu · « **Reply #195 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:30:50 am »

The Kut-Ku is slain.
For I am a great Hunter.
Now give me money.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #196 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:49:36 pm »

Trident tropical
flavored gum is really good.
I want some right now.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #197 on:** April 05, 2008, 08:04:30 pm »

I wish I had gum
My cold makes my nose stuffed up
It makes me so mad.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #198 on:** April 05, 2008, 08:37:13 pm »

Well on accident
I swallowed my gum. Yucky.
Good luck with your cold.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #199 on:** April 06, 2008, 09:29:22 pm »

Poor Invader Spleen
Oh noez! She swallowed her gum
Arg, school tomorrow

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