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Offline megchan

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #250 on: September 10, 2008, 01:26:05 pm »
Patrick cannot spell 
We won't be overpowered
'cause we are many.

A haiku written for me written by my friend Brian.

What's with Brians being good at haiku?
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #251 on: September 11, 2008, 10:41:39 am »
Hands are all cut up,
Giant box: cookie cutters.
Surprisingly sharp.
Anakin, you're breaking my heart if you don't come to "I'd Just as Soon Kiss a Wookiee: A Star Wars Panel" at Kumoricon!

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #252 on: September 12, 2008, 12:42:24 am »
I just ate a box
It had thumbtacks inside it.
I can haz doctor?
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #253 on: September 12, 2008, 04:27:40 pm »
shirt torn and dirty
food always runs off screaming
poor hungry zombie

(Found at 4AM on the greatness of the internts ^^)
That is amazing.
A tribute is now needed.
And thus I write one.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #254 on: September 13, 2008, 12:55:21 am »
Look at me hitting
that poor little otaku
One day you will love
Good, Bad,  i'm the guy with the gun.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #255 on: September 15, 2008, 07:15:25 pm »
Cherry blossoms fall
petals lit on fire blowing
the trees cry in pain
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #256 on: September 22, 2008, 04:10:23 pm »
I am a newbie
i am at least on this site
now i will sit here


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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #257 on: September 23, 2008, 12:32:53 am »
cookies are tasty.
Just like my good friend Tofu.
MAKE MAGIC HAPPY.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #258 on: September 27, 2008, 07:26:01 pm »
This thread is quite strange
but I like it anyways
cookie anyone?

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #259 on: September 30, 2008, 11:40:26 pm »
Staying up all night
How will I be able to?
*looks at Green Tea box*

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #260 on: October 03, 2008, 08:11:07 pm »
I wish I had cake
-cake pops up next to printer-
OMG cake, yay!
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #261 on: October 03, 2008, 11:13:31 pm »
My feet itch right now
and my fingernails hurt bad
whoop-de-doo yay me.

Unfortunately
I can not think of what else
to say right now. heh.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #262 on: October 05, 2008, 12:53:54 pm »
Then Alice fell down.
Chasing after the rabbit.
While cake was eaten.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #263 on: October 11, 2008, 09:03:07 pm »
I am quite saddened
I only got one cake slice
'Twas my un-birthday.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #264 on: October 13, 2008, 06:30:45 pm »
I cleaned the kitchen.
It was very sparkily.
Do not mess it up.
I miss 2010.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #265 on: October 27, 2008, 08:08:29 pm »
I'm quite torn you see
haiku has never been my thing
but look I did one
da/tumblr
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #266 on: November 05, 2008, 10:18:54 pm »
The election bites
Its a good thing its over.
Still rotting my brain.
I miss 2010.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #267 on: November 05, 2008, 10:50:22 pm »
I sure love that song
'Its Easy When You're Evil'
Always makes my day!

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #268 on: November 05, 2008, 10:52:02 pm »
My eyes, they're drying
It's getting harder to think
I must be tired
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #269 on: November 06, 2008, 08:16:34 am »
I'm still very tired.
Now I really want my bed
School must be kill'd now.
I miss 2010.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #270 on: November 06, 2008, 01:44:03 pm »
Ugh, storyboarding,
My video class is lame.
Wish Cueto was here.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #271 on: November 09, 2008, 02:22:44 pm »
I just died my hair
the dye burns my head a bit
the dog just licked it

D:
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #272 on: November 28, 2008, 11:51:40 am »
Today just turned bad.
I wish it was tomorrow.
I'll be going to... mall.
I miss 2010.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #273 on: December 05, 2008, 01:37:39 pm »
My friend got a pen;
She tried it out on my arm.
It says "I'm a sub."
Anakin, you're breaking my heart if you don't come to "I'd Just as Soon Kiss a Wookiee: A Star Wars Panel" at Kumoricon!

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #274 on: December 07, 2008, 01:11:15 am »
bro@bromail.com
Has a bro e-mail address
I'd send him webmail.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #275 on: December 13, 2008, 01:42:38 am »
Lina Inverse has
very long red and orange hair
that's down past her butt.


"What about my butt?"

Uh... I mean...

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overflowing with wonders
that tranquilize us.


"Much better."
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #276 on: December 13, 2008, 11:16:28 pm »
i have had a goal
to be the best i can be
since my childhood
don't expect to hear too much from me

just wanted to drop in and say hi

hi

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #277 on: December 14, 2008, 09:06:07 am »
The clouds are getting
darker, thicker, and colder;
the Snow Army comes...
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #278 on: December 21, 2008, 08:44:16 pm »
The snow and ice fall
Fluffy, thick, and all around
It is white outside
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Randomness is good for the soul.

The swag lady.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #279 on: December 22, 2008, 10:12:12 am »
Boredom strikes us all.
When we least expect it to.
Watch out, it's coming. >>;

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #280 on: January 03, 2009, 11:38:02 am »
Where is my chocolate?
My one true love, Chocolate. Or-
Is it Candy Boy?
Anakin, you're breaking my heart if you don't come to "I'd Just as Soon Kiss a Wookiee: A Star Wars Panel" at Kumoricon!

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #281 on: January 12, 2009, 01:48:38 am »

か そ ね
み ぶ こ
い が の
か な ぜ
り く つ

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #282 on: January 12, 2009, 01:54:48 am »
Why can't Tanis see
that I'm just a lazy bum
who won't use google.

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #283 on: January 12, 2009, 10:19:50 pm »
Our castle is gone.
Soon we will have a new one.
Bwahaha, Spoons win. <3

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #284 on: January 13, 2009, 06:50:18 am »
I missed spoon war deux
I'm sure my spoons fought greatly
while I was sleeping

oslapedo

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #285 on: January 13, 2009, 10:35:24 pm »
I liked it better
When it was made a sticky
Oh my spoon castle

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #286 on: January 14, 2009, 09:41:07 pm »
Your hair is so soft
Your epic-ness is so vast
You go Fabio

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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #287 on: January 19, 2009, 12:19:48 pm »
Dr. Horrible
Your tale makes me weep a bit
If only Penny. .

D:
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #288 on: January 19, 2009, 04:24:15 pm »
Go fly little bird
Go cut through the skies and soar
Wherever you want

Just do not forget
There's an eagle in the sky
Please keep that in mind


Edit: Anyone who knows what song this is from gets 10 points. 8D
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #289 on: January 20, 2009, 09:13:28 pm »
Haiku...+

I shall tell a tale;
a story yet unmatchéd,
of how a cow can make a rat meow,
and why the sky has the complexion of rye,
and when the men find peace from within,
and where the bear does stare into air,
but who are you to pursue,
such an inquiry?
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #290 on: January 22, 2009, 06:22:28 pm »
I will have Pocky;
You cannot have my Pocky;
it is My Pocky.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #291 on: February 15, 2009, 03:32:52 pm »
I am rathered shocked
That nobody posted a
Valentine Haiku
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #292 on: February 15, 2009, 03:51:18 pm »
Being sicks sucks tons.
Illness, how I despise thee!
-coughcoughhackhack- Ew.
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Re: The haiku thread
« Reply #293 on: February 15, 2009, 08:02:36 pm »
I loathe you, homework.
I don't like working this hard
for worthless garbage.
"I like the way you fire that gun."
"Thanks. I like the way you take a bullet."