Author Topic: The haiku thread (Read 45574 times)

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #50 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:04:51 pm »

Alas I wish that
I could stay on longer and
post like a true fiend

Tomorrow brings sun
And early biology
Seven Fifteen....Ugh

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #51 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:44:40 pm »

Early classes....gah!
I have known such a bother.
You have my pity.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #52 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:02:26 am »

now to school, OH NO!
I may be late, but I guess
that is "okay" *sigh*

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #53 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:49:36 am »

Eat yummy pocky.
Do so or you will suffer,
At the hands of Tom.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #54 on:** May 02, 2007, 12:52:27 pm »

Suffer, truly so,
For Tom has a baseball bat...
And a mighty swing!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #55 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:16:43 pm »

I will come for you
my bat is bent and golden
there is no escape

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #56 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:24:24 pm »

Fear the golden bat,
already stained in crimson;
it's coming for you.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #57 on:** May 02, 2007, 06:28:06 pm »

To theater I go
To be an old matchmaker
I am full of beef

manekineko · « **Reply #58 on:** May 02, 2007, 10:54:53 pm »

I haven't slept in
over two days, that can't be
very healthy, yeah?

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #59 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:14:52 pm »

Healthy, surely not,
But sleep is just a crutch, right?
So, buck up, tired one!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #60 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:16:45 am »

Turkey in my bread,
Lettuce, mustard, mayonaise,
What a lovely blend.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #61 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:22:23 am »

Haiku, poetry
designed just so that you can
Use the word orange

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #62 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:55:58 am »

Orange, orange, ooh...
How I love the orange, yeah...
Orange, Orange, ooh!

superjaz · « **Reply #63 on:** May 03, 2007, 12:22:17 pm »

cuz i'm a cat

and that is why i

sing a song

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #64 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:09:24 pm »

tonight is busy
with dancing and plays. so much
time at the theatre

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #65 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:58:46 pm »

Lick me really good,
And get to the sweet goodness;
chocolate center.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #66 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:24:40 am »

Li'l Kim once sung that,
Or wasn't it Fiddy Cent?
I don't like either.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #67 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:32:29 am »

Venom's my hero,
And he looks so bloody cool!
The film.....'twas awesome!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #68 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:41:03 am »

Venom is the best,
the greatest villian ever;
perfect for Spidey.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #69 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:42:30 am »

Perfect is right, sir!
They even fight as a team,
Black and red and blue.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #70 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:03:17 am »

Black and red and blue,
the new American flag,
with spiders for stars.

(^ I remember that!)

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #71 on:** May 04, 2007, 11:05:26 am »

I think I want that
To hang and salute daily,
"We pledge allegiance..."

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #72 on:** May 05, 2007, 04:51:47 pm »

I am very close;
my posts are transforming me
into a Man-Faye.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #73 on:** May 06, 2007, 10:47:32 am »

stupid jazz fests, ugh!
they take over my life, Blag!
no time for forums :c

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #74 on:** May 06, 2007, 05:57:29 pm »

We miss you here, Fey!
Get through that stuff quickly, now,
And get back here soon!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #75 on:** May 07, 2007, 08:36:11 am »

Welcome back my friend
to the to Kumoricon's forums
with pocky waiting.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #76 on:** May 07, 2007, 10:02:46 am »

another monday
the work here is not as bad
as my allergies

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #77 on:** May 08, 2007, 07:50:10 am »

Allergies are bad,
A pity that you have them.
Hope this day goes well.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #78 on:** May 08, 2007, 08:23:52 pm »

I'm loosing my sleep
I try to sleep, but I cough...
DIE MOST FOOLISH LUNGS!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #79 on:** May 09, 2007, 07:44:47 am »

Stop picking at it,
it will never get better
if you keep that up

the clueless doctors
thousands in medical bills
five bucks for the cure

GotHentai · « **Reply #80 on:** May 09, 2007, 05:10:15 pm »

This writing is bland
Quick and to the point
My attempt to understand

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #81 on:** May 11, 2007, 10:39:45 am »

Children of Men, huh?
Saw it in the theaters,
It's still a great film!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #82 on:** May 11, 2007, 01:57:38 pm »

Why do you say "still"?
Is it a remake of some
previous movie?

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #83 on:** May 12, 2007, 12:08:09 am »

I said still, my friend,
For it was my second time
Seeing the movie.

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #84 on:** May 12, 2007, 08:08:54 pm »

Friends sure do suck a$$
most of mine aren't friends at all
*sigh* I am not glad :'C

superjaz · « **Reply #85 on:** May 12, 2007, 09:17:54 pm »

my brother is happy
kendo boyfriend kills bugs
my tum is full

Evaldas · « **Reply #86 on:** May 15, 2007, 05:11:51 pm »

Sitting at my desk
Hungry for something yummie
3 month old cheetos

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #87 on:** May 15, 2007, 05:54:39 pm »

Almost out of work
though I will still have a job
tomorrow, it sucks

(no new haikus, huh?)
I shall not make a new post
I'm not a "post whore"

:wink:

How about I write
Some more song lyric haikus?
I think that sounds good

Mud in pajamas
Thoroughly confused all the
passing pirhanas

Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!
The Woody Woodpecker Show
Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!

Indiana wants
Me, Lord I can't go back there
I wish I had you

valliegirl · « **Reply #88 on:** May 16, 2007, 02:54:02 pm »

boredom approaches
no new files coming in
send me home now please

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #89 on:** May 16, 2007, 06:56:38 pm »

I cannot hear well.
There is a cat named Dave on
my hand. It is cute.

valliegirl · « **Reply #90 on:** May 17, 2007, 09:47:55 am »

only five files
but now they all are finished
slowly losing mind

Lit_of_Fey · « **Reply #91 on:** May 18, 2007, 08:21:04 pm »

such a busy girl D:
I have no time for posting D'X
my life is homework :'c

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #92 on:** May 19, 2007, 11:55:37 am »

My puppy went out
to the front yard to piddle
then bit the mailman.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #93 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:05:48 am »

I can taste dinner
from last night, burritos from
my old microwave.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #94 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:06:24 am »

Magnetic poems
"Naughty Girl Desired her slave"
and "Goat Belch: Drink It"

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #95 on:** May 23, 2007, 09:09:52 am »

That reminds me of
what goat milk does to my aunt
from Tualitin.

(note: this aunt is entirely ficticious).

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #96 on:** May 24, 2007, 02:06:19 pm »

Avast, me hearties!
Tonight we approach World's End...
...and bid Jack adieu.

superjaz · « **Reply #97 on:** May 24, 2007, 08:54:57 pm »

sleach with out
now with 7 stars
show off a bit

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #98 on:** May 24, 2007, 09:46:27 pm »

Holy Crap! Seven!
So you can get to seven
without being chair!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #99 on:** May 24, 2007, 10:23:40 pm »

I do not get it,
How did you achieve this feat?
I am so jealous.

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Author Topic: The haiku thread (Read 45574 times)