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Offline Lit_of_Fey

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« Reply #50 on: May 01, 2007, 10:04:51 pm »
Alas I wish that
I could stay on longer and
post like a true fiend

Tomorrow brings sun
And early biology
Seven Fifteen....Ugh
Someday...I'll get around to you.

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« Reply #51 on: May 01, 2007, 10:44:40 pm »
Early classes....gah!
I have known such a bother.
You have my pity.


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« Reply #52 on: May 02, 2007, 08:02:26 am »
now to school, OH NO!
I may be late, but I guess
that is "okay" *sigh*
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« Reply #53 on: May 02, 2007, 08:49:36 am »
Eat yummy pocky.
Do so or you will suffer,
At the hands of Tom.
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« Reply #54 on: May 02, 2007, 12:52:27 pm »
Suffer, truly so,
For Tom has a baseball bat...
And a mighty swing!


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« Reply #55 on: May 02, 2007, 05:16:43 pm »
I will come for you
my bat is bent and golden
there is no escape
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« Reply #56 on: May 02, 2007, 05:24:24 pm »
Fear the golden bat,
already stained in crimson;
it's coming for you.
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« Reply #57 on: May 02, 2007, 06:28:06 pm »
To theater I go
To be an old matchmaker
I am full of beef
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« Reply #58 on: May 02, 2007, 10:54:53 pm »
I haven't slept in
over two days, that can't be
very healthy, yeah?
Absolute '07 Cosplay
Rukia School Uniform - Bleach
Android 18 - DBZ
Kairi - KH2
I think, haha...

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« Reply #59 on: May 02, 2007, 11:14:52 pm »
Healthy, surely not,
But sleep is just a crutch, right?
So, buck up, tired one!


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« Reply #60 on: May 03, 2007, 09:16:45 am »
Turkey in my bread,
Lettuce, mustard, mayonaise,
What a lovely blend.
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« Reply #61 on: May 03, 2007, 09:22:23 am »
Haiku, poetry
designed just so that you can
Use the word orange
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« Reply #62 on: May 03, 2007, 10:55:58 am »
Orange, orange, ooh...
How I love the orange, yeah...
Orange, Orange, ooh!


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« Reply #63 on: May 03, 2007, 12:22:17 pm »
cuz i'm a cat

and that is why i

sing a song
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« Reply #64 on: May 03, 2007, 04:09:24 pm »
tonight is busy
with dancing and plays. so much
time at the theatre
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« Reply #65 on: May 03, 2007, 06:58:46 pm »
Lick me really good,
And get to the sweet goodness;
chocolate center.
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« Reply #66 on: May 04, 2007, 10:24:40 am »
Li'l Kim once sung that,
Or wasn't it Fiddy Cent?
I don't like either.


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« Reply #67 on: May 04, 2007, 10:32:29 am »
Venom's my hero,
And he looks so bloody cool!
The film.....'twas awesome!


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« Reply #68 on: May 04, 2007, 10:41:03 am »
Venom is the best,
the greatest villian ever;
perfect for Spidey.
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« Reply #69 on: May 04, 2007, 10:42:30 am »
Perfect is right, sir!
They even fight as a team,
Black and red and blue.


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« Reply #70 on: May 04, 2007, 11:03:17 am »
Black and red and blue,
the new American flag,
with spiders for stars.

(^ I remember that!)
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« Reply #71 on: May 04, 2007, 11:05:26 am »
I think I want that
To hang and salute daily,
"We pledge allegiance..."


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« Reply #72 on: May 05, 2007, 04:51:47 pm »
I am very close;
my posts are transforming me
into a Man-Faye.
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« Reply #73 on: May 06, 2007, 10:47:32 am »
stupid jazz fests, ugh!
they take over my life, Blag!
no time for forums :c
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« Reply #74 on: May 06, 2007, 05:57:29 pm »
We miss you here, Fey!
Get through that stuff quickly, now,
And get back here soon!


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« Reply #75 on: May 07, 2007, 08:36:11 am »
Welcome back my friend
to the to Kumoricon's forums
with pocky waiting.
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« Reply #76 on: May 07, 2007, 10:02:46 am »
another monday
the work here is not as bad
as my allergies
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« Reply #77 on: May 08, 2007, 07:50:10 am »
Allergies are bad,
A pity that you have them.
Hope this day goes well.


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« Reply #78 on: May 08, 2007, 08:23:52 pm »
I'm loosing my sleep
I try to sleep, but I cough...
DIE MOST FOOLISH LUNGS!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
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« Reply #79 on: May 09, 2007, 07:44:47 am »
Stop picking at it,
it will never get better
if you keep that up

the clueless doctors
thousands in medical bills
five bucks for the cure
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« Reply #80 on: May 09, 2007, 05:10:15 pm »
This writing is bland
Quick and to the point
My attempt to understand

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« Reply #81 on: May 11, 2007, 10:39:45 am »
Children of Men, huh?
Saw it in the theaters,
It's still a great film!


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« Reply #82 on: May 11, 2007, 01:57:38 pm »
Why do you say "still"?
Is it a remake of some
previous movie?
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« Reply #83 on: May 12, 2007, 12:08:09 am »
I said still, my friend,
For it was my second time
Seeing the movie.


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« Reply #84 on: May 12, 2007, 08:08:54 pm »
Friends sure do suck a$$
most of mine aren't friends at all
*sigh* I am not glad :'C
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« Reply #85 on: May 12, 2007, 09:17:54 pm »
my brother is happy
kendo boyfriend kills bugs
my tum is full
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« Reply #86 on: May 15, 2007, 05:11:51 pm »
Sitting at my desk
Hungry for something yummie
3 month old cheetos

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« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2007, 05:54:39 pm »
Almost out of work
though I will still have a job
tomorrow, it sucks

(no new haikus, huh?)
I shall not make a new post
I'm not a "post whore"  

:wink:

How about I write
Some more song lyric haikus?
I think that sounds good

Mud in pajamas
Thoroughly confused all the
passing pirhanas

Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!
The Woody Woodpecker Show
Ha-ha-ha HA-HA!

Indiana wants
Me, Lord I can't go back there
I wish I had you
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« Reply #88 on: May 16, 2007, 02:54:02 pm »
boredom approaches
no new files coming in
send me home now please
Take a chance 'cause you might grow
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« Reply #89 on: May 16, 2007, 06:56:38 pm »
I cannot hear well.
There is a cat named Dave on
my hand. It is cute.
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« Reply #90 on: May 17, 2007, 09:47:55 am »
only five files
but now they all are finished
slowly losing mind
Take a chance 'cause you might grow
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« Reply #91 on: May 18, 2007, 08:21:04 pm »
such a busy girl D:
I have no time for posting D'X
my life is homework :'c
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« Reply #92 on: May 19, 2007, 11:55:37 am »
My puppy went out
to the front yard to piddle
then bit the mailman.
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« Reply #93 on: May 23, 2007, 09:05:48 am »
I can taste dinner
from last night, burritos from
my old microwave.
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« Reply #94 on: May 23, 2007, 09:06:24 am »
Magnetic poems
"Naughty Girl Desired her slave"
and "Goat Belch: Drink It"
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« Reply #95 on: May 23, 2007, 09:09:52 am »
That reminds me of
what goat milk does to my aunt
from Tualitin.

(note: this aunt is entirely ficticious).
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« Reply #96 on: May 24, 2007, 02:06:19 pm »
Avast, me hearties!
Tonight we approach World's End...
...and bid Jack adieu.


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« Reply #97 on: May 24, 2007, 08:54:57 pm »
sleach with out
now with 7 stars
show off a bit
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« Reply #98 on: May 24, 2007, 09:46:27 pm »
Holy Crap! Seven!
So you can get to seven
without being chair!
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« Reply #99 on: May 24, 2007, 10:23:40 pm »
I do not get it,
How did you achieve this feat?
I am so jealous.
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