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Offline Ritsu-chan

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #50 on: August 01, 2011, 04:18:07 pm »
^Lay outside in a sweatsuit all day drinking water and eating celery only

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #51 on: August 01, 2011, 04:22:25 pm »
Take them off and throw them at a passing cop.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2011, 04:37:22 pm »
^ Throw **** at them making them literally "the ****"

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2011, 04:53:18 pm »
^ play that game where you stab the knife between your fingers cause if you lose, you wont feel it!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #54 on: August 01, 2011, 08:31:58 pm »
Go find a car witht the decal and saw it off the car.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #55 on: August 02, 2011, 03:47:24 pm »
^ Tell them "NO BEER!" and drink it in front of them, then they will be sad instead of insulted.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #56 on: August 02, 2011, 10:36:51 pm »
^Buy ebay and make it your pawn to rule the world

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2011, 12:31:43 am »
Bang head against door 3 times hard

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2011, 12:37:42 am »
Hack her account and post uglypictues and say they are her latest and greatest works of art!.                       I'm super tired, what ever shall I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #59 on: August 03, 2011, 01:24:14 am »
^ Let someone hit you in the head with a 2x4.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #60 on: August 08, 2011, 07:23:48 pm »
Set a swarm of African Killer Bees on everyone else so your the only option.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #61 on: August 08, 2011, 08:58:23 pm »
Drop into a mexican restrurant like taco bell and then copy every thing they say.                                                                           I need a bath but the hot water is all used. Help me?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #62 on: August 08, 2011, 09:08:51 pm »
Boil water on the stove and dump it on you.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #63 on: August 08, 2011, 11:04:25 pm »
Just leave it to heal on its own make sure you roll around in dirt and mud its a natural disinfectant.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #64 on: August 09, 2011, 12:36:18 pm »
Dump some red bull on it... red bull revitalizes and gives you wings, so why not have a live and epic cell?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #65 on: August 09, 2011, 10:42:23 pm »
Tell them you have a hot friend then bring your grandma over and give her a bottle of tequila and some tassles.                                                                                                        I'm having trouble focusing, what should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #66 on: August 10, 2011, 01:07:00 am »
^ Play with the shiny thing over there.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #67 on: August 10, 2011, 07:49:28 pm »
Is that an problem?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #68 on: August 10, 2011, 10:26:28 pm »
^ Thank the good god Haruhi that you don't love the Cincinnati Bengals and make me a sammich.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #69 on: August 11, 2011, 07:25:59 am »
^ Set all your clocks an hour back so that you have an hour before its time to go to work again.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #70 on: August 11, 2011, 08:00:28 am »
^ Drink half a dozen Starbucks triple shots in an hour... you'll either be wide awake, or you'll have a perfect excuse to stay home when you start having heart palpitations.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #71 on: August 11, 2011, 01:30:01 pm »
^ Stop eating

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #72 on: August 11, 2011, 01:32:46 pm »
^easy kill all your compition

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #73 on: August 11, 2011, 01:54:02 pm »
^ Watch a marathon of horror movies then take a sleeping pill.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #74 on: August 11, 2011, 04:17:18 pm »
Vomit them up and then make a pie out of them. (please don't)

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #75 on: August 11, 2011, 08:56:29 pm »
^ Put more fire on em, burn em enough and you wont feel anything.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #76 on: August 11, 2011, 10:06:35 pm »
^ Continue to eat more untill you explode then you won't have ate too much.
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #77 on: August 12, 2011, 03:35:35 pm »
When you get out of the shower, stick a fork in an electric socket.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #78 on: August 12, 2011, 05:17:43 pm »
Bash them in the head with the till and make them count how many times you hit them with it till they know how to count.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #79 on: August 12, 2011, 05:46:47 pm »
^ I can throw rocks at your head...

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #80 on: August 13, 2011, 12:45:55 am »
^ Enlist an army of people with the same wish (like me) creating an army that will attack the company and make a deal - Their life will be spared on the condition that WOW is shut down for good and all copies currently owned, previously owned, and new are destroyed in a big pile.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #81 on: August 13, 2011, 01:26:11 am »
^eat it anyways. a deal with the pain becuse milk is good and thats why call it the toilet
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #82 on: August 13, 2011, 08:36:40 am »
I don't know, but you should ask the government! They know lots of good ways to blow up the earth!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #83 on: August 13, 2011, 05:23:46 pm »
^ Get your head shrunken by a witch docter and it'll fit just fine.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #84 on: August 14, 2011, 12:20:46 am »
Drink 10 rockstars and eat a bag of sugar then run in circles..                                                                                                                    I have too many maga to read right now! What to do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #85 on: August 14, 2011, 12:23:26 am »
Burn all except one no problems anymore then :3

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #86 on: August 14, 2011, 12:25:37 am »
Sew it to your scalp!.                                                    All my new manga are burnt up? What now? :(
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #87 on: August 14, 2011, 12:33:40 am »
Give a anime dvd to the gods as a ritual sacrifice to get them back.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #88 on: August 14, 2011, 12:36:07 am »
Go naked

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #89 on: August 14, 2011, 12:37:33 am »
Rip your comp out of the wall and stomp on it, or in a simalar case with cellphones throw it on the ground and stomp on it

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #90 on: August 14, 2011, 02:27:30 am »
A high dose of amphetamines ought to perk him right up.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #91 on: August 14, 2011, 11:28:05 am »
Drink ten cases of espresso and never sleep again.


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #92 on: August 14, 2011, 12:01:58 pm »
Get the amount of fabric you need, quickly sew up what you want to make and walk out with it on with out paying. If they ask say you walked in wearing it

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #93 on: August 14, 2011, 05:15:00 pm »
^ buy your self some servants and make them do it while you eat pizza and relax

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #94 on: August 14, 2011, 07:59:31 pm »
Well since they call you a troll act like it, get a huge wooden club and start smashing people with it.  ;D

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #95 on: August 14, 2011, 08:04:11 pm »
Shave your teeth into vampire things after all it can't hurt that bad

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #96 on: August 14, 2011, 08:15:48 pm »
^ tell them that your ugly and their cuter ?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #97 on: August 15, 2011, 12:37:24 am »
Punch them back and plead self-defense.


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #98 on: August 15, 2011, 10:13:24 am »
^ pr0n.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #99 on: August 15, 2011, 12:43:41 pm »
^  Stop... hammer time! Put on some goofy looking shiny parachute pants, get a large heavy object, and you can take care of the problem permanently.

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