Author Topic: The Terrible Advice Thread! (Read 127626 times)

Titus_Love_Doll · « **Reply #100 on:** August 15, 2011, 01:56:13 pm »

^ go servial and drink your own pee

< my hair is on fire what do i do

@random · « **Reply #101 on:** August 15, 2011, 03:34:53 pm »

^ Keep using the terrible advice thread for solutions, 'cause drying your hair by sticking your head in the oven is a great idea.

V 19 days left, how do I make the time go slower so there's enough time to have everything ready?

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #102 on:** August 16, 2011, 02:12:06 am »

Break into your neighbors apartment i'm sure they have the good stuff^^. My neck is sore, what will fix it?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #103 on:** August 16, 2011, 07:50:07 am »

Just take every pill you encounter until the problem goes away.

Nothing's wrong with my life right now. Any solutions?

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #104 on:** August 16, 2011, 09:12:35 am »

Wow life must be boring, GO DO SOMETHING FUN AND ILLEGAL MOST LIKELY INVOLVING FIRE, POTATOES AND MAYBE WEARING A FRILLY DRESS!

I think I maybe going crazy from stress
what to do?

rukavampireknight · « **Reply #105 on:** August 16, 2011, 10:21:08 am »

Print out one of those bang head here signs. Put the sign on a hard wall proceed to bang head on the sign on the wall. This is a great stress releave your stress plus it gives you a wonderful head ache.

I'm worried I am going to miss lots of fun events because I can't go to the first day of con.

Titus_Love_Doll · « **Reply #106 on:** August 16, 2011, 04:29:39 pm »

^ dont worrie and make the blow the con up event

< ended up relizeing everyone who bought tings from me want to meet at the con o.o and thats alot of stuff for one person to carried what should i do

TheArtNinja · « **Reply #107 on:** August 16, 2011, 08:09:26 pm »

^ Force the first person who wanted to buy something to be your slave and carry everything to have in a wheelbarrow.

v I want to go to the entire convention, but I may only be able to make it for a single day. What should I do?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #108 on:** August 17, 2011, 07:43:36 am »

Get a day badge, and just write "+Sunday, +Monday" on it. I'm sure the yoji will understand your predicament.

It's 8am and there's a meetup on the other side of town at 1pm. Haven't slept yet. Wat do?

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #109 on:** August 17, 2011, 09:49:23 am »

DRINK 20 ENERGRY DRINKS!!!! Then rush off to the Hospital for your liver's sake.

I'm not talking to my friend anymore and I want to hit her, but I am too lazy to get out of my chair.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #110 on:** August 17, 2011, 10:29:29 pm »

^ Hire a hitman.

V I've got a giant pimple-thing on my neck, just under my left ear.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #111 on:** August 18, 2011, 09:46:27 am »

Tattoo flower petals around it.

My allergies are flaring up x_x

DancingTofu · « **Reply #112 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:25:45 am »

Live in a bubble

The LoL servers are down until 9am. How can I entertain myself in the mean time?

TheArtNinja · « **Reply #113 on:** August 20, 2011, 01:20:03 pm »

Start sewing little outfits to dress your cat in and hope it doesn't kill you when you put them on.

My cat won't shut up!

rukavampireknight · « **Reply #114 on:** August 20, 2011, 01:23:17 pm »

Duck tap it's mouth shut.

I need to find a drink thats looks like blood and tastes good that does not contain alcohol any ideas?

TheArtNinja · « **Reply #115 on:** August 20, 2011, 01:26:20 pm »

^ Rob a blood bank and drink the real thing.

I've been getting really poor sleep lately from having to listen to the a/c buzzing all night, but if I turn it off, it's too hot! What should I do?

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #116 on:** August 23, 2011, 10:03:32 am »

Smack her with a long stick cover with thorns. I have a blister on my finger, what to so?

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #117 on:** August 23, 2011, 11:53:26 am »

CUT YOUR FINGER OFF WITH A DULL RUSTY KNIFE AND OFFER IT UP TO GOD!!!! the god of Silent Hill

I'm hungry

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #118 on:** August 24, 2011, 01:49:33 am »

HOME TIP FROM 1932: (No kidding:)
Add DDT to your floor wax to knock those bugs DEAD as soon asn they crawl into the house.

And now:
If you want to clean and fumigate at the same time, mix equal quantities of bleach and ammonia in your mop bucket.
X-P

(irl: Don't Do this., please!!)

Venusgate · « **Reply #119 on:** August 24, 2011, 04:21:25 am »

Quote from: Wrath-Chan19 on August 23, 2011, 11:53:26 am

I'm hungry

^
Think about snacks and go grocery shopping right now!

< My feet hurt whenever I goto work

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #120 on:** August 24, 2011, 08:20:28 am »

Crawl around on your hands and knees all day

. I got a bug bite, it hurts, help me?

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #121 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:57:48 am »

Hunt that bug that bit you to the end of the earth and kill his whole family and then break his wings so he shall know what it's like to feel pain

I'm addicted to this remix of "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku"

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #122 on:** August 24, 2011, 10:26:52 pm »

^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y

V I'm nervous about my interview tomorrow afternoon.

Venusgate · « **Reply #123 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:37:30 am »

^ If you sleep, you'll forget your appointment. Stay up all night watching cartoons!

\/ I'm getting addicted to Deus Ex. What do?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #124 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:30:19 am »

^ Stay home during the con.

V I wanna sleep...

toonafeesh · « **Reply #125 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:36:42 am »

In order to do that, you must stay awake for the next 7 days, surviving off of Coffee, Mountain Dew and LOTS of sugar. Then if that doesn't work, watch hours, and hours and hours of political ads.

I have a sore throat, what should I do?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #126 on:** August 26, 2011, 07:55:43 am »

Shot glasses and pharmaceutical anesthetics. What could possibly go wrong?

I once again lack anything to complain about. How can I make my life less ideal?

SirenMarina · « **Reply #127 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:18:03 pm »

go to college, gain your masters, become a doctor, live a long happy life....CURE THE COMMON COLD.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #128 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:55:06 pm »

^ ...I'm not sure what to respond to.

V ...I'm not sure what to respond to.

@random · « **Reply #129 on:** August 26, 2011, 02:01:48 pm »

^ Make up your own question and type a 1000-word essay in response, peppering it with words like <beep> and <beeeeeep> and even <beep><beep>ing <beep>errific <beep><beep>er.

V My AC is acting really weird, but there's only a month or so left of warm weather. What should I do?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #130 on:** August 26, 2011, 02:05:58 pm »

^ Move to the Yukon Territory. I hear some of their gold mines are still active...

< I know this normally doesn't belong here, but now I'm thinking that this was a good recommendation, for me...

V I'm debating on whether or not I want to go to the Yukon next Summer.

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #131 on:** August 27, 2011, 03:26:58 pm »

Ehh you don't need to think about it no, just wait til next june to decide!. I got a deep cut on my foot and con is in a week, help?

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #132 on:** August 27, 2011, 08:22:51 pm »

Well you can't change what happened so make the cut deeper

I have a crazy sweet tooth

Venusgate · « **Reply #133 on:** August 27, 2011, 11:32:45 pm »

^Don't think about cookies. Or cake. Or chocolate. Or Ice cream. Or cinnamon rolls.

v I've been procrastinating sending out resumes until I get my scooter fixed - but the scooter is taking forever. What should I do?

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #134 on:** August 28, 2011, 12:41:52 am »

Then fix it yourself

The problem is the sweets I'm addicted to is Caramel and it's getting stuck in my teeth

Venusgate · « **Reply #135 on:** August 28, 2011, 02:17:02 am »

Quote from: Wrath-Chan19 on August 28, 2011, 12:41:52 am

Then fix it yourself

Awww.... that's what i've been doing :<

Anyway, Buy two sets of dentures. Caramel and non-caramel.

v I have an irrational psychosis around babies...

TheArtNinja · « **Reply #136 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:32:00 am »

^Get a pet alligator, guaranteed to ward off all babies.

I have several fabulous cosplays, but I can only wear one at a time.

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #137 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:42:04 am »

Have you ever heard of wearing layers? every time I go on a school trip they tell us to wear them.

mom is really upset

TheArtNinja · « **Reply #138 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:43:27 am »

Give her a cookie...THEN TAKE IT AWAY AND LAUGH! (Hey, it's supposed to be bad advice, right?)

I can't decide which K-Con events to go to, plus some of the really cool ones overlap with other really cool ones, so I can't go to both. What do I do?

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #139 on:** August 29, 2011, 12:23:17 pm »

Just go to my Sailor Moon Panel and you're good!

My dad is watching Bride of Frankenstein for the 4th time already!!!

Titus_Love_Doll · « **Reply #140 on:** September 01, 2011, 12:19:44 pm »

^ had it and never let him see it agian

< had the dule side of a needle go between my toe nail and under the quitcal o.o still bleeding and the doctor said it was fine what should i do

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #141 on:** September 01, 2011, 02:29:14 pm »

^ Push the needle in further so that the doctor will be wrong.

V I have a habit of chewing on my pens.

backtoblue · « **Reply #142 on:** September 01, 2011, 02:42:07 pm »

^Have you considered it's cause you're hungry? I heard pen ink is a good source of protein. drink up!

v My head feels like it's about to explode! My sinus' are all clogged up

TheArtNinja · « **Reply #143 on:** September 01, 2011, 03:23:17 pm »

^ Try jamming a pair of knitting needles up your nose. One per nostril ought to do the trick.

v AAAHHHH THE CON IS TOMORROW AND I STILL HAVE SO MUCH TO DOOOOOO!!!

backtoblue · « **Reply #144 on:** September 01, 2011, 03:24:30 pm »

^.....keep calm and call The Doctor.(Not bad advice, but it was the first thing that came to mind)

V I need a life.

Venusgate · « **Reply #145 on:** September 01, 2011, 03:36:01 pm »

^Start asking strangers if you can have/borrow theirs.

v My room is a mess right before con. too many fragile things im trying not to step on. How to get moar space?

TheArtNinja · « **Reply #146 on:** September 01, 2011, 07:46:38 pm »

^ Grab a sledgehammer and start knocking down walls and kicking out the people who live in the adjacent rooms.

v I want cookies, but I'm too lazy to go buy or make them.

lychee-twist · « **Reply #147 on:** September 02, 2011, 02:14:23 am »

^Paint the nearest fuzzy animal light tan with brown blotches. Enjoy your new chocolate chip cookie.
< I have a lot to do and not a lot of time for the con. What should I do?

toonafeesh · « **Reply #148 on:** September 02, 2011, 03:16:56 am »

^ get off your lazy butt, make some popcorn, sit down, and watch hours and hours of ridiculous animes.

< I can't sleep...WHAT DO I DO?!

lychee-twist · « **Reply #149 on:** September 02, 2011, 04:26:58 am »

^Toona, this is the TERRIBLE advice thread. That's good advice. We don't need that here

Actually, I've got an anime radio station on at the moment. My web is awful in my room. Stupid Verizon internet and terrible router/modem combo.

^ Since you're giving me good advice, I'll give you good advice. Put a folded up t-shirt over your eyes so any and all light is blocked. Works for me

That's why I have a face mask when I sleep.

GOOD ADVICE FOR COSPLAYERS: Got interfacing gunk all over your iron? Take a dryer sheet and iron that. It gets the gunk right off. It's AMAZING.

< I gunked up my iron with interfacing stuff. What would YOU suggest?

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Author Topic: The Terrible Advice Thread! (Read 127626 times)