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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #150 on: September 02, 2011, 08:55:11 am »
^ By a second iron, then turn both on and press them together so the resulting heat burns the gunk off of both. Great fix with only a medium-ish fire hazard! ;)

< Argh, I'm depressed because I'm having a hard time with my schedule and it looks as though I may only be able to go one day. What should I do to make myself feel better?
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« Reply #151 on: September 02, 2011, 09:15:46 am »
^ KILL

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #152 on: September 02, 2011, 10:34:57 am »
^ GO COMPLAIN TO GERMANY.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #153 on: September 02, 2011, 12:08:20 pm »
Got interfacing gunk all over your iron? Take a dryer sheet and iron that. It gets the gunk right off. It's AMAZING.

Haha that happened to my straightening iron when I was doing my Yuna sleeves. O.O yeah, not fun.

^You should go over to everyone, and scream the llama song in their ears.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #154 on: September 02, 2011, 08:01:46 pm »
put handcuffs on yourself for less wind resistence as you "run away" and yell dirty innuendos to distract him if he catches you  :)


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #155 on: September 03, 2011, 07:51:50 pm »
^Wear your dog instead of the wig, obviously. :)


I have trouble remembering to stay hydrated at the con...
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #156 on: September 06, 2011, 07:03:30 pm »
^ Drink from the fish fountain in the park!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #157 on: September 07, 2011, 12:42:11 pm »
^Dress as a spy disguised as Mario so you'll both be right. (hey, was that actually good advice? Maybe...)


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #158 on: September 07, 2011, 02:07:56 pm »
/\ Take ALL THE PILLS and hibernate until Sakuracon!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #159 on: September 10, 2011, 07:09:04 pm »
^Just buy a bunch of Mario plushies and carry them around and just point to the one you're currently 'cosplaying'. (You: "See? I'm Fire Mario right now!*points*" Peep: "Wow, you're so right!")

< I keep staying up late watching movies, but since I have to get up early I'm tired all day...What should I do?
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« Reply #160 on: September 10, 2011, 07:44:50 pm »
^ Drink coffee.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #161 on: September 10, 2011, 09:47:16 pm »
/\ Full submersion NAIR TUB!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #162 on: September 10, 2011, 10:33:12 pm »
^  A full-submersion ice tub!

(My own terrible advice from yesterday - after giving blood, decide half an hour later that you don't really need the pressure bandage they gave you, then shake your hands vigorously after washing them.)

V  One of my favorite manga is wrapping up in a way that's just TOO sad. What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #163 on: September 11, 2011, 12:18:43 am »
^ Dont read the last two chapters... Then read the hole thing over again..... And repeat. Never read the last chapters.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #164 on: September 12, 2011, 06:07:55 pm »
^ Start kicking yourself in the head on the left side.

V I'm bored...
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #165 on: September 13, 2011, 01:16:10 pm »
/\ Do a google image search for your middle name.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #166 on: September 13, 2011, 04:02:59 pm »
That's easy! Kidnap Beau Gentry, force him to hack into the Kumoricon registry system, copy everyone's address, and write them snail mail letters asking them if they were involved in cosplay chess! If they don't respond to your letters, send them multiple letters threatening them.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #167 on: September 13, 2011, 06:50:55 pm »
^ I don't know, ask me later. :P

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #168 on: September 13, 2011, 08:45:53 pm »
^ Ninjas can't catch you, if you're on fire!

< How can I goof around online and read the fansubs on my tv at the same time?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #169 on: September 14, 2011, 10:58:52 pm »
Train yourself to point your eyes in different directions at the same time like a chameleon. Garunteed to give you color change powers as well! (You'l at least go blue from trying...)


I love working with fleece fabrice since broadcloth is so unforgiving, but all the cosplays I want to do are formal suits. What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #170 on: September 14, 2011, 11:07:58 pm »
^ Easy! Make the suit top out a fleace, stuff it with card bord so it looks strait, and use PJs pants for the suit pants.

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« Reply #171 on: September 14, 2011, 11:12:26 pm »
^start in japan that always works in risk (not <.<))

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #172 on: September 14, 2011, 11:55:06 pm »
/\ East a whole box of Pocky in one mouthful and post a picture of it all over the internet!

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« Reply #173 on: September 15, 2011, 08:08:02 am »
^ Simple! Just attach a picture of billy mayes naked, and put SMEXY PORN in the subject line.           >my mom wants me to  move back home, but i dont want to. What should i do?

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« Reply #174 on: September 15, 2011, 01:29:42 pm »
^Tell her you have been kidnapped and are currently unavailable to move back in
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #175 on: September 15, 2011, 09:46:03 pm »
Put the kitty in your washer, wrap her tail around the agitator, disconnect the water and put it on spin! The centripetal force will keep the babies up in her tummy until they answer.

I need to download new anime onto my external drive AND transfer files off of it at the same time! How do I do both processes without losing speed?
 
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #176 on: September 16, 2011, 03:49:06 pm »
^ Pour water on your external hard drive while it's processing the data. This will make the electrons go faster.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #177 on: September 16, 2011, 08:21:14 pm »
A llama suit~ make it pink^^



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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #178 on: September 16, 2011, 08:42:09 pm »
^ Well, first, you need to get to the place. So! Tie yourself to the bus and go out to the farm, where they have those huge full grown cows. Then, jump on its back and bite into its neck; this will sever its spine from the rest of its body, allowing you to eat through its stomach with no pain to it.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #179 on: September 17, 2011, 08:19:29 am »
^ Put more dye on and hope it works like a dry erase board.

 ((try Shampoo or dish soap (thats actually good advice) )) ><

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #180 on: September 20, 2011, 11:00:37 am »
^ Go on a quest and find some elves, then kill them all and steal theirs.

<  My shoes hurt my feet, but I'm too cheap to buy new ones. How can I make the olds ones more comfy?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #181 on: September 21, 2011, 06:33:56 pm »
^ Drive a couple of long nails through the bottoms of your shoes

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #182 on: September 21, 2011, 07:10:22 pm »
/\ Get in trouble in another game thread.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #183 on: September 21, 2011, 07:59:11 pm »
Interpretive dance always works  ;)

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #184 on: September 21, 2011, 08:44:10 pm »
^ Find a cute half-demon to spend all your time with, then get a family member to cover for you by telling your friends and teachers that you are "sick".

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« Reply #185 on: September 21, 2011, 08:52:15 pm »
Go find a cosplayer of each and line them up along the wall. Then blindfold yourself and throw a dart. Which ever one you hit is your new avatar.                    My ex is dating a whore, how do i get rid of her?

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« Reply #186 on: September 21, 2011, 09:48:51 pm »
^ Push her in front of a bus... worked in Mean Girls right? XD

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #187 on: September 21, 2011, 10:43:24 pm »
Tape razors to his hands.

Problem:

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #188 on: September 21, 2011, 10:59:27 pm »
^ Try turning it on a spit over a slow fire.


V My back hurts from being on my feet all day...
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« Reply #189 on: September 22, 2011, 03:06:05 pm »
^ Get rid of your feet.

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« Reply #190 on: September 22, 2011, 03:43:57 pm »
^Burn down the house.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #191 on: September 22, 2011, 03:44:30 pm »
How much you love your teacher

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #192 on: September 22, 2011, 08:44:47 pm »
Take off the bottom, and put wheels on it, then  rip off the part that holds the thread and attach a handle. and thus, a moving sewing machine.



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« Reply #193 on: September 22, 2011, 11:36:03 pm »
^ Politely ask it to move.

V I really want to get a good juicer, but I don't want to fork over the 230 bucks. What do I do?
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« Reply #194 on: September 23, 2011, 12:21:37 am »
^ Find a garbage disposal.  Drill a hole in the side of one of the pipes.  Turn on, drop in fruit, collect juice.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #195 on: September 23, 2011, 10:09:23 am »
Strap a time bomb to your bed as an alarm clock

I'm too sleepy to come up with a problem
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #196 on: September 23, 2011, 10:17:12 pm »
First you get a Bananna and. . . .

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #197 on: September 25, 2011, 06:06:31 pm »
Procrastinate and keep putting off ever working on them


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #198 on: September 25, 2011, 07:00:13 pm »
Slik you hair back and wear nouthing but boxers

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« Reply #199 on: September 25, 2011, 10:23:49 pm »
This plan will take months. every day, sneak into their house and steal  something of vital importance, and prevent them from buying or replacing it. Do this until all personal/ important items are gone, then replace them all, day by day, with  strange words on them and paint them odd colors, and fill their shoes full of bananas. Then, take all of their closet and bathroom doors, and replace them with bead curtains, each of them the same patter. Switch all of their lights to backlights and bulbs that use too much electricity- then they will pay more for  their electricity bill.


I have a tooth ache, what  should I do?
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