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The Terrible Advice Thread!
« on: April 25, 2011, 09:57:58 pm »
Alright, inspired by /rbadadvice, I've decided to start a thread where we post problems, and the goal is to give THE WORST ADVICE to "fix" the problem. Just, of course, don't take the advice. It would end up terribly.

Example: "My head hurts. What should I do?"
             "Electric screwdriver and a four inch drill bit on high worked for me"

No go! Have fun with it!

I'll start:
I really, really have a huge craving to buy new skirts, but I'm short on cash. What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2011, 11:16:44 pm »
^ Buying skirts is overrated. Just duct tape 4-7 ferrets together and you should be just fine, with a very lively and homemade piece of uber-chic apparel!

Problem: My knees are sore and feel like they may explode.


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2011, 11:25:14 pm »
The best thing to do with that is to get a hot and cold pack on them to help with swelling and pain. If you don't have one of those, just stick a cookie sheet into the oven at 400 degrees, and when it's to temp, pull it out and put it on your knees, pressing it good and hard with your bare hands. After a minute of that, alternate it to a quick dunk of liquid nitrogen. Repeat until cookie sheet is cooled and the Liquid nitrogen returns to gaseous state.

It's what the MLB players do. Absolutely. o.o

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2011, 10:52:20 am »
in the back woods somewhere where there are some really creepy hicks looking at you like they are ready to say hi but you think otherwise.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2011, 04:54:19 pm »
Down a bottle of muscle relaxers. Worked for Brett Favre.

( I think Lychee should go camping where she can hear deulling banjos playing.)

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2011, 10:22:28 pm »
(Hahaha! Deliverance was filmed in Georgia, and that's my homework for three months so it fits!)

Well, if your work place is bugging you, obviously the solution is to wait a little while. In the meantime gather up a tube sock, a tub of vaseline, and a chicken mask with a cape, then, once everything is together, get ready.

You know what to do.
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2011, 06:16:56 pm »
My cousin Heidi was a stunt woman in that film. She says Burt Reynolds is short. BUt then she is as tall as I, 6'.

You forgot to post a dilemma. So I make one for you.

So you think you know what to do. Well, I hate to break it to you, but everything you know is wrong! I know you have been waiting for the electrician, or someone like him, but we are all Bozo's on this bus. Yes, full goose Bozo. Mamanu dog face with the banana patch. So to really get a jump on things, stay up until you have completely finished all episodes in a marathon watching session, watch Excel Saga. You may want to watch the subtitles, otherwise you will probably break your TV before you finish the first few episodes.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2011, 03:42:46 pm »
My advice is that you should soak your whole head in warm water for about an hour. That should clear it up just fine! Mind you, you can't just dunk in every few seconds; you have to stay underwater to let it soak for the full hour. :P


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2011, 06:38:21 pm »
Go to an ATM, withdraw all the money, FREE MONEY FOR LIFE.

All I have to eat for the next week is flour, baking powder, and butter.  What should I make for dinner?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2011, 06:44:06 pm »
Just mix all the dry ingredients with half of the butter and bake one really big biscuit. Then butter the giant biscuit with the rest of said butter and use it as bait to catch a wild boar. All you have to do then is kill the wild boar with your bare hands and you'll have plenty of good meat in the larder to last you all winter!


I need to buy fuel for my jetpack, but it's too expensive and I don't want to have to end up selling said jetpack. What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2011, 07:16:06 pm »
Start a jetpack taxi service


I have $20 in raw copper, but it's stuck on these little coins that are only worth about $14 collectively and full of zinc.  What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2011, 07:23:22 pm »
Just throw them all down the garbage disposal to chop them into managable pieces, then heat them in a skillet on medium low. The metals will seperate and you'll be able to skim off the copper scum that floats to the surface and sell it for 120% profits to tanning salons for people who want that sun-burnished glow.

When I make some costumes, I have to buy a lot of foam, but it's really annoying to work with now that my electric knife broke. What should I do to make foam working easier?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2011, 02:57:41 am »
Use a chain saw instead. Just as safe, and much faster.

I have a bunch of housework to finish this weekend, but have only gotten a couple of things done. How do I get myself to work faster?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2011, 08:55:38 am »
Get a very complicated handcuff with a lock requiring an equal amount of keys as the tasks that need done. Set up your house Saw style so you have to complete the task in order to get the key. Finally strap one end of the hand cuff to your ankle and the other to a bomb with a one hour wick. Light said bomb.

I didn't sleep at all last night (literally). When should I go to bed tonight?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2011, 11:49:46 am »
^dont go to bed at all! the late night awake ness will make the clowns under your bed more attracted to you so that when you die of exastian they can do what ever they want

both sides win in the end

im having a hard time with money how should i make more of it?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2011, 12:44:16 pm »
Construct your own printing press in your basement and begin counterfeiting. You'll make plenty of money in no time at all!


There's this annoying person talking loudly on their cellphone and they won't shut up. What can I do to silence this infidel?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2011, 12:12:56 am »
Hump their leg. Works every time.

I didn't get a wink of sleep last night since I procrastinated on my paper so badly. What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2011, 07:30:14 pm »
Continue procrastinating, of course! Nothing beats turning in a paper two months late.~

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2011, 07:32:05 pm »
Only the pink frilly kind with lots of bows and skirts


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2011, 07:46:00 pm »
Take a lawnmower and take out your angry on all innocent people around you...Lawnmower massacre  8)

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2011, 08:17:18 pm »
No problem, who needs money for cosplay? Simply go into your kitchen, and begin finding foods that resemble your characters outfit, and tape them to your body.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2011, 09:19:32 pm »
Do like I stated before, but this time blast Caramelldansen on a boom-box that has been duct taped to the Lawnmower
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2011, 09:52:48 am »
Watch it with her holding a tissue box at the ready and tape your eyes open so you can see every grueling moment. Or break the TV =D

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2011, 09:58:41 am »
^ Shoot her.  In the face.  That'll end her headache AND you can have all of your vicodin.

V I hate it when my girlfriend plays WOW whenever I've visiting her instead of spending time with me.  Thankfully, it's not an always thing, but when it does happen, it bothers me.  What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2011, 07:09:46 pm »
< thought, 'omg... no one is willin' ta own up to anythin' fer this.. fine I'LL do MY OWN DEMISE!!!' Out loud I laugh as loud as I can at Wash.

^ beat her with her own head phones and tell her "NOT TILL AFTER I GET IT!" and then never tell her what "it" is.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2011, 03:45:11 am »
^ Call him a grandpa because you're pregnant and now he should feel old

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2011, 07:07:17 am »
^ Spin around in circles.

V I think I might be getting an icky feeling in my stomach...
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2011, 10:40:38 am »
Rip it out
Icky feelings aren't good and should be gotten rid of the quickest way possible

My back is killing me
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2011, 11:55:29 pm »
Rip it out and then beat Washougal with it so that it gets his mind off of the icky feeling in his stomach. Two birds with one stone!!! :D

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2011, 11:57:12 pm »
Pull out a gun and tell them to leave.

I am homesick what do I do??

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #30 on: July 29, 2011, 12:07:54 am »
Pull out a gun and tell them to leave.
Hahahaha.... actually we just had an employee get fired because of something very much like that.... XD

Stop eating houses that are out of date, DUH SILLY!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #31 on: July 29, 2011, 12:41:45 am »
Be a woman: take them off of him, wash them, then sew them up.  (I'm gonna be hit for this one...)

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #32 on: July 29, 2011, 02:57:47 am »
^ Beat him with a stick and say "NO! Silly rabbit trix are for kids!!"

v I just yelled out the window at a drunk lady that was walking accross the street complaining about someone ugly.. I called her ugly. Now she wants to beat my ass. Although she did not know where I yelled from. What to do?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2011, 11:35:20 am »
Wave a giant flag that say, "I'm here!" be kind and help her

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2011, 12:20:38 pm »
^ Light up, metaphorically speaking.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2011, 02:59:23 pm »
Go to the zoo and jump in the lions pit.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2011, 07:24:28 pm »
Put ants in his pants.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2011, 09:47:14 pm »
throw apples at her head until she is kind to you.

I'm hungry but I have no money, help?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2011, 10:40:14 pm »
Go mug the the homeless guy under the bridge.

I think someone may think I'm stalking them...what should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #39 on: August 01, 2011, 02:16:25 am »
Start stalking them so they know the difference

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2011, 09:38:28 am »
^ If you know who the culprit is, duct tape their head until the person looks like a metallic Q-Tip, then push them down a flight of stairs.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #41 on: August 01, 2011, 11:01:34 am »
Take a shovel, find a patch of grass and dig, private!

My cosplays are few and humble, my pockets are small and empty, and the most epic of cons is closing in.

What course of action should I take, oh knowing master of ultimate advice?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #42 on: August 01, 2011, 11:11:19 am »
^ wear a white garbage bag and paint your ears orange to be hamtaro!

My stove is on fire, what should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #43 on: August 01, 2011, 11:26:50 am »
^ Whip out the marshmallows. ;D

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #44 on: August 01, 2011, 11:39:57 am »
^ just start robbing banks for money and give your stuff away for free

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #45 on: August 01, 2011, 11:45:05 am »
^ Duct tape.  (I'm surprised this hasn't been brought up, yet).

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #46 on: August 01, 2011, 11:49:36 am »
^ go rip some off the pool..

I bit my lip really hard, what should i do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #47 on: August 01, 2011, 11:57:13 am »
^ Laugh; that's what I'm doing!

V I'm hungry.
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #48 on: August 01, 2011, 12:27:58 pm »
Proceed to the kitchen and nom on everything in sight.

my tummy hurts ><

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #49 on: August 01, 2011, 03:30:04 pm »
^  Whack yourself in the head repeatedly with something heavy. You'll have such a headache that you'll forget about your tummy in no time.

V   I really want to lose weight by con, but I'm too lazy to exercise. What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #50 on: August 01, 2011, 04:18:07 pm »
^Lay outside in a sweatsuit all day drinking water and eating celery only

I ripped my only pants, what to do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #51 on: August 01, 2011, 04:22:25 pm »
Take them off and throw them at a passing cop.

I have a coworker who thinks theyre the s****. What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2011, 04:37:22 pm »
^ Throw **** at them making them literally "the ****"

My hand fell asleep, what now?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2011, 04:53:18 pm »
^ play that game where you stab the knife between your fingers cause if you lose, you wont feel it!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #54 on: August 01, 2011, 08:31:58 pm »
Go find a car witht the decal and saw it off the car.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #55 on: August 02, 2011, 03:47:24 pm »
^ Tell them "NO BEER!" and drink it in front of them, then they will be sad instead of insulted.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #56 on: August 02, 2011, 10:36:51 pm »
^Buy ebay and make it your pawn to rule the world

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2011, 12:31:43 am »
Bang head against door 3 times hard

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #58 on: August 03, 2011, 12:37:42 am »
Hack her account and post uglypictues and say they are her latest and greatest works of art!.                       I'm super tired, what ever shall I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #59 on: August 03, 2011, 01:24:14 am »
^ Let someone hit you in the head with a 2x4.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #60 on: August 08, 2011, 07:23:48 pm »
Set a swarm of African Killer Bees on everyone else so your the only option.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #61 on: August 08, 2011, 08:58:23 pm »
Drop into a mexican restrurant like taco bell and then copy every thing they say.                                                                           I need a bath but the hot water is all used. Help me?
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« Reply #62 on: August 08, 2011, 09:08:51 pm »
Boil water on the stove and dump it on you.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #63 on: August 08, 2011, 11:04:25 pm »
Just leave it to heal on its own make sure you roll around in dirt and mud its a natural disinfectant.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #64 on: August 09, 2011, 12:36:18 pm »
Dump some red bull on it... red bull revitalizes and gives you wings, so why not have a live and epic cell?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #65 on: August 09, 2011, 10:42:23 pm »
Tell them you have a hot friend then bring your grandma over and give her a bottle of tequila and some tassles.                                                                                                        I'm having trouble focusing, what should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #66 on: August 10, 2011, 01:07:00 am »
^ Play with the shiny thing over there.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #67 on: August 10, 2011, 07:49:28 pm »
Is that an problem?
EAT THEM UNTIL YOU EXPLODE!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #68 on: August 10, 2011, 10:26:28 pm »
^ Thank the good god Haruhi that you don't love the Cincinnati Bengals and make me a sammich.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #69 on: August 11, 2011, 07:25:59 am »
^ Set all your clocks an hour back so that you have an hour before its time to go to work again.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #70 on: August 11, 2011, 08:00:28 am »
^ Drink half a dozen Starbucks triple shots in an hour... you'll either be wide awake, or you'll have a perfect excuse to stay home when you start having heart palpitations.

V  Less than a month to go, how do I lose this extra 20 pounds?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #71 on: August 11, 2011, 01:30:01 pm »
^ Stop eating

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #72 on: August 11, 2011, 01:32:46 pm »
^easy kill all your compition

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« Reply #73 on: August 11, 2011, 01:54:02 pm »
^ Watch a marathon of horror movies then take a sleeping pill.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #74 on: August 11, 2011, 04:17:18 pm »
Vomit them up and then make a pie out of them. (please don't)

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #75 on: August 11, 2011, 08:56:29 pm »
^ Put more fire on em, burn em enough and you wont feel anything.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #76 on: August 11, 2011, 10:06:35 pm »
^ Continue to eat more untill you explode then you won't have ate too much.
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #77 on: August 12, 2011, 03:35:35 pm »
When you get out of the shower, stick a fork in an electric socket.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #78 on: August 12, 2011, 05:17:43 pm »
Bash them in the head with the till and make them count how many times you hit them with it till they know how to count.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #79 on: August 12, 2011, 05:46:47 pm »
^ I can throw rocks at your head...

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #80 on: August 13, 2011, 12:45:55 am »
^ Enlist an army of people with the same wish (like me) creating an army that will attack the company and make a deal - Their life will be spared on the condition that WOW is shut down for good and all copies currently owned, previously owned, and new are destroyed in a big pile.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #81 on: August 13, 2011, 01:26:11 am »
^eat it anyways. a deal with the pain becuse milk is good and thats why call it the toilet
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #82 on: August 13, 2011, 08:36:40 am »
I don't know, but you should ask the government! They know lots of good ways to blow up the earth!

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« Reply #83 on: August 13, 2011, 05:23:46 pm »
^ Get your head shrunken by a witch docter and it'll fit just fine.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #84 on: August 14, 2011, 12:20:46 am »
Drink 10 rockstars and eat a bag of sugar then run in circles..                                                                                                                    I have too many maga to read right now! What to do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #85 on: August 14, 2011, 12:23:26 am »
Burn all except one no problems anymore then :3

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #86 on: August 14, 2011, 12:25:37 am »
Sew it to your scalp!.                                                    All my new manga are burnt up? What now? :(
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #87 on: August 14, 2011, 12:33:40 am »
Give a anime dvd to the gods as a ritual sacrifice to get them back.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #88 on: August 14, 2011, 12:36:07 am »
Go naked

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #89 on: August 14, 2011, 12:37:33 am »
Rip your comp out of the wall and stomp on it, or in a simalar case with cellphones throw it on the ground and stomp on it

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #90 on: August 14, 2011, 02:27:30 am »
A high dose of amphetamines ought to perk him right up.

My sleep schedule is seven kinds of messed-up, what do I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #91 on: August 14, 2011, 11:28:05 am »
Drink ten cases of espresso and never sleep again.


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #92 on: August 14, 2011, 12:01:58 pm »
Get the amount of fabric you need, quickly sew up what you want to make and walk out with it on with out paying. If they ask say you walked in wearing it

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #93 on: August 14, 2011, 05:15:00 pm »
^ buy your self some servants and make them do it while you eat pizza and relax

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #94 on: August 14, 2011, 07:59:31 pm »
Well since they call you a troll act like it, get a huge wooden club and start smashing people with it.  ;D

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #95 on: August 14, 2011, 08:04:11 pm »
Shave your teeth into vampire things after all it can't hurt that bad

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #96 on: August 14, 2011, 08:15:48 pm »
^ tell them that your ugly and their cuter ?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #97 on: August 15, 2011, 12:37:24 am »
Punch them back and plead self-defense.


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #98 on: August 15, 2011, 10:13:24 am »
^ pr0n.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #99 on: August 15, 2011, 12:43:41 pm »
^  Stop... hammer time! Put on some goofy looking shiny parachute pants, get a large heavy object, and you can take care of the problem permanently.

(Am I showing my age again?)

V   I'm really thirsty, but nothing in the apartment sounds enticing. Ideas?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #100 on: August 15, 2011, 01:56:13 pm »
^ go servial and drink your own pee

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #101 on: August 15, 2011, 03:34:53 pm »
^  Keep using the terrible advice thread for solutions, 'cause drying your hair by sticking your head in the oven is a great idea.

V  19 days left, how do I make the time go slower so there's enough time to have everything ready?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #102 on: August 16, 2011, 02:12:06 am »
Break into your neighbors apartment i'm sure they have the good stuff^^.                                                          My neck is sore, what will fix it?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #103 on: August 16, 2011, 07:50:07 am »
Just take every pill you encounter until the problem goes away.

Nothing's wrong with my life right now.  Any solutions?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #104 on: August 16, 2011, 09:12:35 am »
Wow life must be boring, GO DO SOMETHING FUN AND ILLEGAL MOST LIKELY INVOLVING FIRE, POTATOES AND MAYBE WEARING A FRILLY DRESS!

I think I maybe going crazy from stress
what to do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #105 on: August 16, 2011, 10:21:08 am »
Print out one of those bang head here signs. Put the sign on a hard wall proceed to bang head on the sign on the wall. This is a great stress releave your stress plus it gives you a wonderful head ache.

I'm worried I am going to miss lots of fun events because I can't go to the first day of con.

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« Reply #106 on: August 16, 2011, 04:29:39 pm »
^ dont worrie and make the blow the con up event

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« Reply #107 on: August 16, 2011, 08:09:26 pm »
^ Force the first person who wanted to buy something to be your slave and carry everything to have in a wheelbarrow.

v I want to go to the entire convention, but I may only be able to make it for a single day. What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #108 on: August 17, 2011, 07:43:36 am »
Get a day badge, and just write "+Sunday, +Monday" on it.  I'm sure the yoji will understand your predicament.

It's 8am and there's a meetup on the other side of town at 1pm.  Haven't slept yet.  Wat do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #109 on: August 17, 2011, 09:49:23 am »
DRINK 20 ENERGRY DRINKS!!!! Then rush off to the Hospital for your liver's sake.

I'm not talking to my friend anymore and I want to hit her, but I am too lazy to get out of my chair.
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« Reply #110 on: August 17, 2011, 10:29:29 pm »
^ Hire a hitman.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #111 on: August 18, 2011, 09:46:27 am »
Tattoo flower petals around it.

My allergies are flaring up x_x

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #112 on: August 19, 2011, 02:25:45 am »
Live in a bubble

The LoL servers are down until 9am.  How can I entertain myself in the mean time?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #113 on: August 20, 2011, 01:20:03 pm »
Start sewing little outfits to dress your cat in and hope it doesn't kill you when you put them on.


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #114 on: August 20, 2011, 01:23:17 pm »
Duck tap it's mouth shut.

I need to find a drink thats looks like blood and tastes good that does not contain alcohol any ideas?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #115 on: August 20, 2011, 01:26:20 pm »
^ Rob a blood bank and drink the real thing.  :P


I've been getting really poor sleep lately from having to listen to the a/c buzzing all night, but if I turn it off, it's too hot! What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #116 on: August 23, 2011, 10:03:32 am »
Smack her with a long stick cover with thorns.                                                        I have a blister on my finger, what to so?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #117 on: August 23, 2011, 11:53:26 am »
CUT YOUR FINGER OFF WITH A DULL RUSTY KNIFE AND OFFER IT UP TO GOD!!!! the god of Silent Hill

I'm hungry
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #118 on: August 24, 2011, 01:49:33 am »
HOME TIP FROM 1932: (No kidding:)
Add DDT to your floor wax to knock those bugs DEAD as soon asn they crawl into the house.

And now:
If you want to clean and fumigate at the same time, mix equal quantities of bleach and ammonia in your mop bucket.
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #119 on: August 24, 2011, 04:21:25 am »
I'm hungry
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Think about snacks and go grocery shopping right now!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #120 on: August 24, 2011, 08:20:28 am »
Crawl around on your hands and knees all day :D.                                                                                  I got a bug bite, it hurts, help me?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #121 on: August 24, 2011, 11:57:48 am »
Hunt that bug that bit you to the end of the earth and kill his whole family and then break his wings so he shall know what it's like to feel pain

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #122 on: August 24, 2011, 10:26:52 pm »
^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #123 on: August 25, 2011, 12:37:30 am »
^ If you sleep, you'll forget your appointment. Stay up all night watching cartoons!

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« Reply #124 on: August 25, 2011, 01:30:19 am »
^ Stay home during the con.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #125 on: August 26, 2011, 01:36:42 am »
In order to do that, you must stay awake for the next 7 days, surviving off of Coffee, Mountain Dew and LOTS of sugar. Then if that doesn't work, watch hours, and hours and hours of political ads.


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #126 on: August 26, 2011, 07:55:43 am »
Shot glasses and pharmaceutical anesthetics.  What could possibly go wrong?


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #127 on: August 26, 2011, 01:18:03 pm »
go to college, gain your masters, become a doctor, live a long happy life....CURE THE COMMON COLD.
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #128 on: August 26, 2011, 01:55:06 pm »
^ ...I'm not sure what to respond to.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #129 on: August 26, 2011, 02:01:48 pm »
^ Make up your own question and type a 1000-word essay in response, peppering it with words like <beep> and <beeeeeep> and even <beep><beep>ing <beep>errific <beep><beep>er.  ;)

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #130 on: August 26, 2011, 02:05:58 pm »
^ Move to the Yukon Territory.  I hear some of their gold mines are still active...

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #131 on: August 27, 2011, 03:26:58 pm »
Ehh you don't need to think about it no, just wait til next june to decide!.                                                    I got a deep cut on my foot and con is in a week, help?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #132 on: August 27, 2011, 08:22:51 pm »
Well you can't change what happened so make the cut deeper

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #133 on: August 27, 2011, 11:32:45 pm »
^Don't think about cookies. Or cake. Or chocolate. Or Ice cream. Or cinnamon rolls.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #134 on: August 28, 2011, 12:41:52 am »
Then fix it yourself

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #135 on: August 28, 2011, 02:17:02 am »
Then fix it yourself

Awww.... that's what i've been doing :<

Anyway, Buy two sets of dentures. Caramel and non-caramel.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #136 on: August 29, 2011, 11:32:00 am »
^Get a pet alligator, guaranteed to ward off all babies.


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #137 on: August 29, 2011, 11:42:04 am »
Have you ever heard of wearing layers? every time I go on a school trip they tell us to wear them.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #138 on: August 29, 2011, 11:43:27 am »
Give her a cookie...THEN TAKE IT AWAY AND LAUGH! (Hey, it's supposed to be bad advice, right?)


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #139 on: August 29, 2011, 12:23:17 pm »
Just go to my Sailor Moon Panel and you're good!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #140 on: September 01, 2011, 12:19:44 pm »
^ had it and never let him see it agian

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #141 on: September 01, 2011, 02:29:14 pm »
^ Push the needle in further so that the doctor will be wrong.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #142 on: September 01, 2011, 02:42:07 pm »
^Have you considered it's cause you're hungry?  I heard pen ink is a good source of protein.  drink up!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #143 on: September 01, 2011, 03:23:17 pm »
^ Try jamming a pair of knitting needles up your nose. One per nostril ought to do the trick.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #144 on: September 01, 2011, 03:24:30 pm »
^.....keep calm and call The Doctor.(Not bad advice, but it was the first thing that came to mind)

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #145 on: September 01, 2011, 03:36:01 pm »
^Start asking strangers if you can have/borrow theirs.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #146 on: September 01, 2011, 07:46:38 pm »
^ Grab a sledgehammer and start knocking down walls and kicking out the people who live in the adjacent rooms.


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« Reply #147 on: September 02, 2011, 02:14:23 am »
^Paint the nearest fuzzy animal light tan with brown blotches. Enjoy your new chocolate chip cookie.
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« Reply #148 on: September 02, 2011, 03:16:56 am »
^ get off your lazy butt, make some popcorn, sit down, and watch hours and hours of ridiculous animes.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #149 on: September 02, 2011, 04:26:58 am »
^Toona, this is the TERRIBLE advice thread. That's good advice. We don't need that here ;) Actually, I've got an anime radio station on at the moment. My web is awful in my room. Stupid Verizon internet and terrible router/modem combo.

^ Since you're giving me good advice, I'll give you good advice. Put a folded up t-shirt over your eyes so any and all light is blocked. Works for me :) That's why I have a face mask when I sleep.

GOOD ADVICE FOR COSPLAYERS: Got interfacing gunk all over your iron? Take a dryer sheet and iron that. It gets the gunk right off. It's AMAZING.

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« Reply #150 on: September 02, 2011, 08:55:11 am »
^ By a second iron, then turn both on and press them together so the resulting heat burns the gunk off of both. Great fix with only a medium-ish fire hazard! ;)

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« Reply #151 on: September 02, 2011, 09:15:46 am »
^ KILL

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #152 on: September 02, 2011, 10:34:57 am »
^ GO COMPLAIN TO GERMANY.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #153 on: September 02, 2011, 12:08:20 pm »
Got interfacing gunk all over your iron? Take a dryer sheet and iron that. It gets the gunk right off. It's AMAZING.

Haha that happened to my straightening iron when I was doing my Yuna sleeves. O.O yeah, not fun.

^You should go over to everyone, and scream the llama song in their ears.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #154 on: September 02, 2011, 08:01:46 pm »
put handcuffs on yourself for less wind resistence as you "run away" and yell dirty innuendos to distract him if he catches you  :)


my dog ate my wig for kcon today. i am now out a wig for my genderbent dr. stein costume and 40 bucks for my dog's stomach ache. what should i do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #155 on: September 03, 2011, 07:51:50 pm »
^Wear your dog instead of the wig, obviously. :)


I have trouble remembering to stay hydrated at the con...
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #156 on: September 06, 2011, 07:03:30 pm »
^ Drink from the fish fountain in the park!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #157 on: September 07, 2011, 12:42:11 pm »
^Dress as a spy disguised as Mario so you'll both be right. (hey, was that actually good advice? Maybe...)


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #158 on: September 07, 2011, 02:07:56 pm »
/\ Take ALL THE PILLS and hibernate until Sakuracon!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #159 on: September 10, 2011, 07:09:04 pm »
^Just buy a bunch of Mario plushies and carry them around and just point to the one you're currently 'cosplaying'. (You: "See? I'm Fire Mario right now!*points*" Peep: "Wow, you're so right!")

< I keep staying up late watching movies, but since I have to get up early I'm tired all day...What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #160 on: September 10, 2011, 07:44:50 pm »
^ Drink coffee.

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« Reply #161 on: September 10, 2011, 09:47:16 pm »
/\ Full submersion NAIR TUB!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #162 on: September 10, 2011, 10:33:12 pm »
^  A full-submersion ice tub!

(My own terrible advice from yesterday - after giving blood, decide half an hour later that you don't really need the pressure bandage they gave you, then shake your hands vigorously after washing them.)

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #163 on: September 11, 2011, 12:18:43 am »
^ Dont read the last two chapters... Then read the hole thing over again..... And repeat. Never read the last chapters.

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« Reply #164 on: September 12, 2011, 06:07:55 pm »
^ Start kicking yourself in the head on the left side.

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« Reply #165 on: September 13, 2011, 01:16:10 pm »
/\ Do a google image search for your middle name.

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« Reply #166 on: September 13, 2011, 04:02:59 pm »
That's easy! Kidnap Beau Gentry, force him to hack into the Kumoricon registry system, copy everyone's address, and write them snail mail letters asking them if they were involved in cosplay chess! If they don't respond to your letters, send them multiple letters threatening them.

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« Reply #167 on: September 13, 2011, 06:50:55 pm »
^ I don't know, ask me later. :P

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« Reply #168 on: September 13, 2011, 08:45:53 pm »
^ Ninjas can't catch you, if you're on fire!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #169 on: September 14, 2011, 10:58:52 pm »
Train yourself to point your eyes in different directions at the same time like a chameleon. Garunteed to give you color change powers as well! (You'l at least go blue from trying...)


I love working with fleece fabrice since broadcloth is so unforgiving, but all the cosplays I want to do are formal suits. What should I do?
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« Reply #170 on: September 14, 2011, 11:07:58 pm »
^ Easy! Make the suit top out a fleace, stuff it with card bord so it looks strait, and use PJs pants for the suit pants.

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« Reply #171 on: September 14, 2011, 11:12:26 pm »
^start in japan that always works in risk (not <.<))

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« Reply #172 on: September 14, 2011, 11:55:06 pm »
/\ East a whole box of Pocky in one mouthful and post a picture of it all over the internet!

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« Reply #173 on: September 15, 2011, 08:08:02 am »
^ Simple! Just attach a picture of billy mayes naked, and put SMEXY PORN in the subject line.           >my mom wants me to  move back home, but i dont want to. What should i do?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #174 on: September 15, 2011, 01:29:42 pm »
^Tell her you have been kidnapped and are currently unavailable to move back in
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #175 on: September 15, 2011, 09:46:03 pm »
Put the kitty in your washer, wrap her tail around the agitator, disconnect the water and put it on spin! The centripetal force will keep the babies up in her tummy until they answer.

I need to download new anime onto my external drive AND transfer files off of it at the same time! How do I do both processes without losing speed?
 
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« Reply #176 on: September 16, 2011, 03:49:06 pm »
^ Pour water on your external hard drive while it's processing the data. This will make the electrons go faster.

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« Reply #177 on: September 16, 2011, 08:21:14 pm »
A llama suit~ make it pink^^



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« Reply #178 on: September 16, 2011, 08:42:09 pm »
^ Well, first, you need to get to the place. So! Tie yourself to the bus and go out to the farm, where they have those huge full grown cows. Then, jump on its back and bite into its neck; this will sever its spine from the rest of its body, allowing you to eat through its stomach with no pain to it.

I dyed my hair today, and it dripped and stained my neck. How do I get it off?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #179 on: September 17, 2011, 08:19:29 am »
^ Put more dye on and hope it works like a dry erase board.

 ((try Shampoo or dish soap (thats actually good advice) )) ><

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« Reply #180 on: September 20, 2011, 11:00:37 am »
^ Go on a quest and find some elves, then kill them all and steal theirs.

<  My shoes hurt my feet, but I'm too cheap to buy new ones. How can I make the olds ones more comfy?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #181 on: September 21, 2011, 06:33:56 pm »
^ Drive a couple of long nails through the bottoms of your shoes

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #182 on: September 21, 2011, 07:10:22 pm »
/\ Get in trouble in another game thread.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #183 on: September 21, 2011, 07:59:11 pm »
Interpretive dance always works  ;)

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« Reply #184 on: September 21, 2011, 08:44:10 pm »
^ Find a cute half-demon to spend all your time with, then get a family member to cover for you by telling your friends and teachers that you are "sick".

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« Reply #185 on: September 21, 2011, 08:52:15 pm »
Go find a cosplayer of each and line them up along the wall. Then blindfold yourself and throw a dart. Which ever one you hit is your new avatar.                    My ex is dating a whore, how do i get rid of her?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #186 on: September 21, 2011, 09:48:51 pm »
^ Push her in front of a bus... worked in Mean Girls right? XD

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« Reply #187 on: September 21, 2011, 10:43:24 pm »
Tape razors to his hands.

Problem:

I have 6 pages of math homework, how can I get it done?
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« Reply #188 on: September 21, 2011, 10:59:27 pm »
^ Try turning it on a spit over a slow fire.


V My back hurts from being on my feet all day...
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« Reply #189 on: September 22, 2011, 03:06:05 pm »
^ Get rid of your feet.

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« Reply #190 on: September 22, 2011, 03:43:57 pm »
^Burn down the house.

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« Reply #191 on: September 22, 2011, 03:44:30 pm »
How much you love your teacher

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« Reply #192 on: September 22, 2011, 08:44:47 pm »
Take off the bottom, and put wheels on it, then  rip off the part that holds the thread and attach a handle. and thus, a moving sewing machine.



Problem:


There is a spider in my bathtub, and I"m too scared to go in there and kill it. Help.




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« Reply #193 on: September 22, 2011, 11:36:03 pm »
^ Politely ask it to move.

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« Reply #194 on: September 23, 2011, 12:21:37 am »
^ Find a garbage disposal.  Drill a hole in the side of one of the pipes.  Turn on, drop in fruit, collect juice.

I don't want to get out of bed tomorrow.  I can already tell.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #195 on: September 23, 2011, 10:09:23 am »
Strap a time bomb to your bed as an alarm clock

I'm too sleepy to come up with a problem
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« Reply #196 on: September 23, 2011, 10:17:12 pm »
First you get a Bananna and. . . .

I want all my dream cosplays to be done
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #197 on: September 25, 2011, 06:06:31 pm »
Procrastinate and keep putting off ever working on them


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« Reply #198 on: September 25, 2011, 07:00:13 pm »
Slik you hair back and wear nouthing but boxers

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« Reply #199 on: September 25, 2011, 10:23:49 pm »
This plan will take months. every day, sneak into their house and steal  something of vital importance, and prevent them from buying or replacing it. Do this until all personal/ important items are gone, then replace them all, day by day, with  strange words on them and paint them odd colors, and fill their shoes full of bananas. Then, take all of their closet and bathroom doors, and replace them with bead curtains, each of them the same patter. Switch all of their lights to backlights and bulbs that use too much electricity- then they will pay more for  their electricity bill.


I have a tooth ache, what  should I do?
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« Reply #200 on: September 25, 2011, 10:39:32 pm »
Do it Cast Away style: take an ice skate and cut that bugger off.

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« Reply #201 on: September 25, 2011, 10:45:19 pm »
Throw all your books/notes into a body of water and try to gather information with your mind.


I have a song stuck in my head,what should I do to get it to shut up?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #202 on: September 26, 2011, 02:35:14 am »
listen to anouther song over and over till that gets stuck in your head



I ended up haveing the flu for the frist time in my life ..... and have to wear a mask ;-; around the roommates and i dont want to what should i do

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #203 on: September 26, 2011, 02:40:32 am »
Buy a darth vader helmet and say "I find your lack of immunity disturbing." every time you enter a room.

I have two extra days off this week, but they're sick days. How should I save money so I can recover from the lost hours?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #204 on: September 26, 2011, 02:43:03 am »
( OMG I wannah do that! and i haev oen too that dose the weird talking

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #205 on: September 26, 2011, 07:36:22 am »
Since Titus failed to come up with some "Advice" I shall

Hide in your closet do not eat or use electricity or water for 2 days and you should be fine

I can't wait to Wednesday but I have 2 days of school to deal with, how do I survive?
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« Reply #206 on: September 26, 2011, 12:15:49 pm »
Since i failed at this I would have to say you SHOULD stay home and fake sick and not do anyting and fail the classes simple as that when you got your games and tons of books to read and other things to do


I failed at making A Advice becuse i m that cool what should i do

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« Reply #207 on: September 26, 2011, 05:38:32 pm »
Rent your chest cavity out minifridge since you're sooooo cooool.

Since I'm not staying up late enough for Castle, what should I watch on TV tonight.
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #208 on: September 28, 2011, 09:04:51 pm »
The pretty static channel,the one that makes such a lovely noise :3


What should I do for a kondike bar?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #209 on: September 28, 2011, 10:05:36 pm »
Why do something for a kondike bar when you can simply take one, I mean everyone one says taking candy from babies is easy...so then taking icecream must be even easier to take!

Its suppose to be cold tomorrow, What should I wear?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #210 on: September 28, 2011, 11:31:25 pm »
Oh a bikini of course,with ballet slippers and duct-tape earmuffs.


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #211 on: September 28, 2011, 11:41:15 pm »
^ Go to fanfiction.net and find a random fic related to what you're writing. It's easy to get your material from there; you just copy and paste, and since none of it's published, they're free ideas!

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« Reply #212 on: September 29, 2011, 06:47:56 am »
Of course not,all you need to do is get a peice of construction paper and write PhD and your name on it.

I have bracelets with the names and flags of countries and I want more,but i'm broke.How do I get more?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #213 on: September 29, 2011, 07:53:43 am »
Get some Hetalia cosplayers and wrap them around your wrist

I've been stressed out a lot what do I do to calm down?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #214 on: September 29, 2011, 10:27:30 pm »
Think of all the stressful things in the world at once and dwell on them for as long as you live.

My nose seems to have an endless supply of runny snot in it. What should I do?
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« Reply #215 on: September 29, 2011, 11:48:09 pm »
Form a river from the snot.

I can't sleep at all and I need to "get up" in 6 hours.What should I do about this?
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« Reply #216 on: September 30, 2011, 12:11:57 am »
^Jump out of a window and land on your head. Then you'll fall into an eternal sleep!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #217 on: September 30, 2011, 12:15:22 am »
^apply for the chepest school that really dosent get anything done and you ll be good


< I just offended someone by a comment speaking about you cant force people to chang o.O and now she is angery what should i do

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #218 on: September 30, 2011, 09:55:56 am »
Force her to get plastic surgery to see how she likes it.   Im sick, what can i do to get better?

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« Reply #219 on: September 30, 2011, 12:26:38 pm »
Call a group meeting for all the sick people in your area and take turns coughing on eachother's faces :D

I have a massive headache, how do I get rid of it?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #220 on: September 30, 2011, 12:53:45 pm »
Cut off your head!  ;D
I can do it if you want!

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« Reply #221 on: September 30, 2011, 01:26:39 pm »
Hack the teachers computers and replace your grads with all As

I m very tired and cant go to sleepw aht should i do becuse i m to into watching saiyuki

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« Reply #222 on: October 01, 2011, 01:34:36 pm »
^ Punch a hole in the tv and stick your head through it.

< I can't seem to shake the lingering cough from this cold I have.
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #223 on: October 01, 2011, 03:31:29 pm »
Down a bottle or two of Cough Syrup and if you don't have cough Syrup then just use maple syrup.

< Theres a guy across the street who likes to play guitar at 2 am, what should I do to make him knock it off?
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« Reply #224 on: October 01, 2011, 03:37:30 pm »
Tell him to start playing earlier


I can't find anything to do
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #225 on: October 01, 2011, 03:40:54 pm »
Than do yourself

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #226 on: October 02, 2011, 09:32:31 am »
Applaud your awesome courage!

Problem: My cat wont leave me alone, what should I do?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #227 on: October 02, 2011, 10:55:46 am »
Put on three pairs of pants and sit on it.

They're letting people go home early from work but I need the hours to buy birthday presents!
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #228 on: October 02, 2011, 07:09:50 pm »
Chain yourself to the front door of the building with a sign tapped to yourself stating that you refuse to leave because you need more money.

The nightmare factory dress rehearsal is tuesday and I cant wait that long!!
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #229 on: October 03, 2011, 07:27:30 am »
Hop a greyhound to Hood River and walk home, you'll arrive right on time.

Every customer today was misinformed by the last coworker they talked to!
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #230 on: October 03, 2011, 08:16:09 am »
Inform them correctly, and then find the coworker and inform them in the face!


I cant lrn2 maths! :(

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #231 on: October 03, 2011, 11:35:33 am »
Ressurect Einstein from the grave and beat him until he teaches you math!

I'm hungry for some toast, but I don't have any
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« Reply #232 on: October 04, 2011, 08:01:01 am »
Stick a picture of bread in the toaster!

I can't find a job

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #233 on: October 04, 2011, 01:42:47 pm »
Lock yourself in a cage and plunge yourself to the bottom of the ocean via super submarine.

I have a booboo on my hand and I want it's not healing very fast
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #234 on: October 04, 2011, 01:44:53 pm »
Dip it in lemon juice
(Licking wounds and actually help! I had a cut and it healed up pretty nicely when I licked it)

I have 2 more years of High school to deal with
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« Reply #235 on: October 04, 2011, 07:53:13 pm »
Go back to middle school for two years.

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« Reply #236 on: October 05, 2011, 01:26:56 pm »
Beat up the people that made it for making it a tease.

I need more driving time so I can get my license but no one is willing to take me driving D:
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« Reply #237 on: October 05, 2011, 02:18:28 pm »
Pffft easy. Steal a cop car.    So, i want to get a job in the mornings but im really bad at waking up on time. What should i do to ensure i get up on time?

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« Reply #238 on: October 05, 2011, 02:23:43 pm »
NEVER SLEEP IN THE FIRST PLACE :O


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #239 on: October 05, 2011, 06:11:09 pm »
Go on an epic quest to find out what to do, slay dragons, save beautiful princesses and see what happens from there!

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« Reply #240 on: October 06, 2011, 07:05:09 pm »
Do twenty jumping jacks then run up and down 80 flights of stairs.


I need money but there are no jobs available.What should I do?
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« Reply #241 on: October 06, 2011, 08:45:41 pm »
Make your friends steal it for you

I don't want to do my school work
but I think my mom shall rip off my head
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« Reply #242 on: October 06, 2011, 09:33:44 pm »
Have her rip off your head and fill it with answers

I'm tired of waiting for my wig!!!

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« Reply #243 on: October 07, 2011, 01:40:21 pm »
Cut off all your hair and make it into the wig you want!

I got a new kitten and he's too hyper ALL THE TIME. How do I calm him down?
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« Reply #244 on: October 07, 2011, 04:42:05 pm »
Toke it up and blow the smoke in its face!       I found a red dress for my heavy cosplay, but i cant buy it. How does i get it?

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« Reply #245 on: October 07, 2011, 10:57:47 pm »
Ask if you can have it. I'm sure they'll be nice enough to give it to you.

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« Reply #246 on: October 08, 2011, 01:29:09 am »
knock on your teacher's door at 3 am to get some help.

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« Reply #247 on: October 08, 2011, 01:40:03 am »
use your feet lol

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« Reply #248 on: October 08, 2011, 01:41:56 am »
Sorry forgot to add my problem.    My ears hurt from trying to put flares in, and thex blew. What can i do to make them feel better?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #249 on: October 08, 2011, 10:36:45 am »
Give them a happy jungle fun time song :DDD

I miss my guy something terrible :( How do I remedy this???

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« Reply #250 on: October 08, 2011, 04:04:35 pm »
Keep him in a bottle

what would you do if he keeps yelling "Hey listen!"?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #251 on: October 09, 2011, 03:27:21 am »
BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A STICK :(

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« Reply #252 on: October 09, 2011, 03:35:32 am »
Repetativly stab them with a knife so you have a small fountain

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« Reply #253 on: October 09, 2011, 06:03:29 am »
Copy all the popular gimmicks, even if you don't know anything about them!!!! (I would literally make a list of all my favorite animes and pick which characters I liked the best, or search for new anime that I enjoy and do the same thing with those :)

I cant dye the back of my hair without leaving animal print splotches!!!!

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« Reply #254 on: October 09, 2011, 03:23:22 pm »
Claim you are a cheetah

My boyfriend made his text ringtone "hey Listen" how do I make it stoopp?

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« Reply #255 on: October 09, 2011, 03:26:11 pm »
When youre driving over the i5 bridge, throw it out the window.       I need a new pair of skinny jeans, what does i do?!

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« Reply #256 on: October 09, 2011, 03:30:01 pm »
Suction a current pair of your jeans until they look like skin!

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« Reply #257 on: October 09, 2011, 05:39:58 pm »
move to china and work in a sweatshop.

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« Reply #258 on: October 09, 2011, 05:51:45 pm »
tape them back together

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« Reply #259 on: October 09, 2011, 06:00:12 pm »
take pictures of yourself eating your own arm.

what if I have no ducks to tape?
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« Reply #260 on: October 09, 2011, 08:46:29 pm »
glue

now I cant eat and I feel nauseated

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« Reply #261 on: October 09, 2011, 10:03:44 pm »
Lay on a bed of rusty nails.

Someone is hiding their feelings for someone because their target of affection is already taken.
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« Reply #262 on: October 09, 2011, 10:47:51 pm »
Beat the person hiding these feelings till they dont remember

How do you combat being ignored?

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« Reply #263 on: October 09, 2011, 10:55:51 pm »
Ignore the fact that you are ignored

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« Reply #264 on: October 09, 2011, 11:28:03 pm »
By going to Hello Kitty anomnious.

What do you do when you get a poster but your walls are covered by posters you would never want to take down?
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« Reply #265 on: October 10, 2011, 11:04:31 am »
Build another wall to place said poster

Midterms are do tomorrow
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« Reply #266 on: October 10, 2011, 11:21:36 am »
tell her the teacher ate your homework!

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« Reply #267 on: October 10, 2011, 07:07:48 pm »
take 1mg of melatonin and if that doesn't work, take a second one. Otherwise, suck some blood from the neck of a virgin  ;D

New cars look really boring and generic, how do you make one stand out?
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« Reply #268 on: October 10, 2011, 09:30:46 pm »
Shoot it with a paigun and the hit it a couple time with a sledge hammer

My shins are killing me right now,what should I do?
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« Reply #269 on: October 10, 2011, 09:36:45 pm »
Have someone kick them until you feel nothing.

I have a really really bad stomach ache and I feel like puking, what should I do?

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« Reply #270 on: October 10, 2011, 09:42:27 pm »
Go eat tomatoes!      I cant stop bleeding...what should i do?

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« Reply #271 on: October 10, 2011, 11:14:01 pm »
absorb it with dirt or put a leech on it.

I have nyan cat in my head, how do I let him/her out?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #272 on: October 11, 2011, 04:04:45 am »
force all the rainbow pressure out all your orifices and become one with the nyan.

I cant find anything to watch on Netflix! What should I do?

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« Reply #273 on: October 11, 2011, 03:57:56 pm »
Read a book.

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« Reply #274 on: October 11, 2011, 04:36:35 pm »
Study so hard and fast that you don't even know you studied!!!

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« Reply #275 on: October 11, 2011, 06:34:05 pm »
force all the rainbow pressure out all your orifices and become one with the nyan.

As you wish, but this could get ugly... Imma firin' mah rainbow! Blaaaah~! **starts singing nyan cat**

I need to find a good online game desperately!

pretty much anything on facebook, but I'm going to say world of warcraft just because I like flaming it.

I need a moogle, what do I do?
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« Reply #276 on: October 11, 2011, 06:57:31 pm »
Adopt me!




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« Reply #277 on: October 11, 2011, 09:25:14 pm »
Take plenty of ex-lax and weight loss pills. Eat only lettuce and drink distilled water. You should get results fairly quickly.

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« Reply #278 on: October 12, 2011, 05:52:03 am »
^ to the last two answers,I thought this was the terrible advise thread ;)

^ move to arizona

v end of the world comes eva style (as in end of the last episode), what would you do if you were Shinji?
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« Reply #279 on: October 12, 2011, 10:05:04 am »
Lol well, ima pretty bad moogle. I dont even has wings D: 

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« Reply #280 on: October 12, 2011, 01:31:25 pm »
Lol well, ima pretty bad moogle. I dont even has wings D: 

hehe you'd probably do better than most of the recent final fantasies...
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« Reply #281 on: October 12, 2011, 02:08:10 pm »
v end of the world comes eva style (as in end of the last episode), what would you do if you were Shinji?

^ Be so very confused and angry!

V What would you do if wolves were picking off your friends at con :O

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« Reply #282 on: October 12, 2011, 08:01:13 pm »
four words: boot to the face! (of the wolves.) Though... are you using the term wolves as a metaphor?

how do you spell VW?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #283 on: October 12, 2011, 08:06:49 pm »
............ Is this a trick question.... I feel dumb :O

What would you do if anime characters started walking out of manga and television sets like everything was normal???

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« Reply #284 on: October 12, 2011, 08:22:00 pm »
............ Is this a trick question.... I feel dumb :O

What would you do if anime characters started walking out of manga and television sets like everything was normal???

hehe, I was just playing off of that "blond(e)" song where she "can't spell VW but I've got a Porche"

^ um... glomp them depending on the character.

v I'm feeling depressed, what game should I play?
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« Reply #285 on: October 12, 2011, 08:25:02 pm »
The count the bad things in your life game?

I'm too impatient to wait for my cosplay wigs, what should I do?

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« Reply #286 on: October 12, 2011, 10:48:36 pm »
^ shave your head and make a wig out of the hair.

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« Reply #287 on: October 13, 2011, 07:17:00 am »
I would run around screaming childrens rymes and not say goodbye to anyone!!!!

What would you do to properly express yourself?

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« Reply #288 on: October 13, 2011, 07:24:24 am »
moors code through hitting my head on the wall.

what would you do if your batteries never died?
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« Reply #289 on: October 13, 2011, 07:26:05 am »
USE EVERYTHING FOREVER

What would you do if being on the computer for an hour gave you tumors.

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« Reply #290 on: October 13, 2011, 07:41:40 am »
rejoice

what would you do if your significant other "out of nowhere" has a STD?
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« Reply #291 on: October 13, 2011, 08:34:32 am »
explode

I cant find an anime character that resembles my personality!!!

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« Reply #292 on: October 13, 2011, 09:39:42 am »
eat a cookie

zombies have a new favorite food: toe nail clippings. Feed them or no?
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« Reply #293 on: October 13, 2011, 09:41:57 am »
as long as they dont wanna clip them themselves, sure!

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« Reply #294 on: October 13, 2011, 09:49:25 am »
have me bite your neck, but your bf might not like it.

where can I find some good daft punk?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #295 on: October 13, 2011, 09:55:53 am »
No he would not.

Buy five copies of the Tron soundtrack!

How do I learn to nyan????

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« Reply #296 on: October 13, 2011, 09:58:05 am »
ask a wicked witch to change you into a kitty

Why can't AOL send DVD RW's? I kinda miss the good ol' days...
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« Reply #297 on: June 02, 2015, 07:07:30 am »
Invent a time machine, sell it for a lot of cash, use that cash to make today the good ol' days....


How do I defeat my boyfriends 7 evil exes?

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« Reply #298 on: June 25, 2015, 03:54:18 pm »
Use the time machine from the previous reply, then make everyone from like around WW1 to present keep voting for staunch social conservatives in politics and in school districts. You boyfriend will then grow up in a wonderful, Mayberry RFD-like society almost unimaginable today: with plenty of strong institutions like his extended family, schools, churches, and probably most important - entertainers - all supporting and expecting him to save himself and keep himself clean and unsullied (doctors would only prescribe birth control to married couples who had already had children) all until he meets the one "right girl" - YOU. That way, there won't be any ex-s to worry about at all, and in that world they'd all be nice girls if you met them, not evil. They'd probably only have gotten as far as playing cards, under the watchful eye of a chaperone...

But of course, you will have to be just as chaste as this gentleman - remember, he WILL be a dashing and romantic gentleman, and he will court you with grace and panache!

Best (or in this thread: WORST) anime-related place to retire?

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« Reply #299 on: March 11, 2016, 08:18:32 pm »
^ If you're looking for an anime related place to retire to, I'd pick Shiganshina.

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« Reply #300 on: March 13, 2016, 09:38:36 am »
Working over a 69-year old man. That takes some real guts, so watch all the 'Rocky' movies and concentrate on the training scenes.

Fun reference to Shiganshina! 'Wall Maria' made me think they might even have a Wall-Mart there...

(Worst) Dessert recipe?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #301 on: March 16, 2016, 09:56:58 pm »
^ Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans

V I'm addicted to "Flyers" by BRADIO. What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #302 on: March 17, 2016, 08:56:19 am »
^ Blast Anton Bruckner's TE DEUM and HELGOLAND through your head!
There's some TOUGH singing!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #303 on: June 05, 2017, 09:40:37 am »
^ Woman: Maya the Bee; Man: Boss Baby.

I'm watching PAW Patrol, what do I do to stop watching it?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #304 on: June 05, 2017, 10:37:14 am »

Switch to watching "The Rat Patrol" (1966-1968)


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #305 on: June 08, 2017, 11:21:40 am »
^ Establish one in which guns are permitted.

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