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Never before had the Thing been seen. With the last human crushed underfoot, it sat and slept again, for eternity.
Once there was a spoony kingdom. 'Twas made up of pure spoony random awesomeness. 'Twas ruled by Spoony King oslapedo.
"I told you that it moved." A boy said as he watched DemonSpawn crawl out of the pond.
The random extra felt bad for CatchxMe, and would've gone to console her, but unfortunately this sad creature called oslapedo was merely an extra, and was far too irrelevant in the story to interact with CatchxMe, a vastly more important character.
Yes oslapedo is the spoony king. But sometimes that is just not enough... sometimes oslapedo feels empty inside.
"Who's the main character?" The english teacher asked. "Oslapedo" The class replied. "CatchxMe got eaten by a Hazu."
"Is, is it dead?" A strong odor emitted from the lump of clothing that was CatchxMe. "No, don't think so."
Although oslapedo was a lonely soul, there were many who loved and admired her from afar...dying to hug her...
"Oh no. CatchxMe was eaten... and it's all my fault!" cried oslapedo. Riddled with guilt she leapt off a building so she'd never be a bother to anyone, ever again!
The boyscout thought he had finally found Bigfoot! But DemonSpawn's parents soon came to pick her up from camping.
The girl plummeted from the rooftop, determined to meet destiny and the rapidly approaching ground. Thank god for trampoline salesmen.
The trap snapped shut. "Did we catch a rat?" He sounded hopeful. "No, was just CatchxMe, looks like one though."
FWOOSH! Oslapedo dramatically bounced off of the trampoline and she landed straight into the fiery cauldron of a tribe of hungry cannibals!
"Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!" Cried the spoony followers of King oslapedo. "Why? Why? Your twin was alive and yet you killed yourself! Why?"
"Because I felt so bad!" said oslapedo, as the cannibals started to gnaw on her limbs.
What was the death place of CatchxMe's twin was then the internal sleeping ground for them both.
CatchxMe jumps into the pit and beats all of the maneaters of with a stick! "I will rescue you twinnie!!!"
Oslapedo squealed like a damsel in distress and awaited her rescuee to kiss her awake!
Oslapedo waits and waits, pretending to be in a deep slumber, awaiting the kiss that shall "awaken her."
oslapedo officially kills herself because there is now another Kyonko cosplayer on the forums and there can only be one!
The car came to a screeching halt as it struck a hulking shape. "Oh $%*#! You hit CatchxMe."
He awoke in a quarry, of all places. He glared at the aloof man standing over him. "Where is she?"
He was a man of chemistry, biology, physics all his life, and what his last experiment yielded was God Himself.
"Any last words?""Yes... I love you."The words were glass in his skin.
The only thing that could break them apart were the lies that bound them together. And it did.
They fought endlessly. Each side wanted the victory for their own. In the end, the Kingsmen lost by four points.
He fell off a cliff. It was funny. I laughed.
And at long last, the cannibal died of hunger, and the whole world was but a rock. Dead, and empty.
