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Offline Neko_Chan

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« on: February 25, 2005, 09:06:44 pm »
I just thought of Jeff Foxworthy's 'You know yer a redneck when...' and I'm like 'Oh. I should post that in the fourms!'
So just put something like "You know you're an Otaku when; You throw your cat into the air hoping it will turn into a spaceship" (Tenchi Muyo)
And if you don't think people will regognize the series your talking about just put the name next to it or something...

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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2005, 10:11:15 pm »
You know you are Otaku when you have a dog as an emergency food ration. (Excel Saga)

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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2005, 10:15:06 pm »
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You know you are Otaku when you have a dog as an emergency food ration. (Excel Saga)

I < 3 Exel Saga.

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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2005, 10:17:06 pm »
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Quote from: "kaoru"
You know you are Otaku when you have a dog as an emergency food ration. (Excel Saga)

I < 3 Exel Saga.
It gets annoying sometimes, but it's funny.

You know you are otaku when you have 2 computers full with pictures of your favorite Character. (My friend is like that. Not me..)

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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2005, 10:26:46 pm »
You know you're an otaku when in your dreams you see people as anime.
"" You Secretly wish you could be an anime character.
"" You wish to Come back in the next life as Hayo Miyazaki's pet (Mine. -//__//- Heh.)

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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2005, 06:10:53 pm »
You know you're an otaku when you want to join a pirate crew in hope of finally meeting Luffy and his crew. (Onepiece)

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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2005, 09:20:54 pm »
You know you're an otaku when .... half the cds you play in your car are  J-Rock or soundtracks to your fav animes.
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2005, 09:23:00 pm »
You know you're an otaku when...
You rig the Yearbook polls to say 'Favorite Televison show; 1. Inuyasha"
>DD AHAHA. I don't know what you are talking about! -shifty eyes :shock:
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2005, 10:33:28 pm »
You know you're an otaku when....

You cut your hair in the same style as your fav. character

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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2005, 11:06:18 pm »
You write your thesis paper on the what the most powerful weapon in anime/video games is: Naruto kunai, Cloud's buster sword, Alucard's guns, Squall's gunblade, Serge's mastermune, Sephiroth's masamune, Seifer's hyperion
or perhaps including magical abilities vrs melee combat.....you get the hint  :wink:
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2005, 12:50:32 am »
Neko-chan, two great minds think alike  :D
http://kumoricon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=501&start=0

You may be an otaku when your anime collection could pay for your college tuition.

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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2005, 07:50:04 am »
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You may be an otaku when your anime collection could pay for your college tuition.

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/MyAnime/collection.php?user=Raoh&categ=5

Yes, yes it can.

Guess that makes me an Otaku, in Negima's eyes.

You may be an Otaku when you see someone do something stupid, and the first thing you say is "Baka". :D

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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2005, 10:08:44 am »
HOLY thats alot of anime O.O youre getting close to the evergrowing collection of anime of my g/f O.O;;
beware the ronime XD

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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2005, 11:33:53 am »
>DDD Sweet. I didn't know there was another fourm like that. -does a jig-
My manga could pay for a months rent of a nice aparment... >D Not that I'm gonna sell any of 'em though.

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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2005, 11:43:36 am »
You know when you're a(n) (Loser) otaku when you pick up the phone and say 'Moshi moshi'.
I did this to a telemarketer once. >D It was really funny.

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« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2005, 02:34:12 pm »
You know you're an Otaku if... you wear cosplay while doing normal everyday things

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« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2005, 09:58:24 am »
you know your an otaku when you have to do a perswasive speech you do it on why people should go to anime convetiions and give the class botan rice candy as an inticive
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« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2005, 11:28:53 pm »
You know your an Otaku if...

Otaku isn't an insult

You check the site for a anime con that's more than 5 months away

You bleed Ramune

You hold your books with the spine on the right

You play 'spot the difference' between Japanese and American versions

You and a friend shout 'KANEDA!!' and 'TETSUO!!' at each other, somtimes in public

You've kept your costume on while being romantic with someone
     And you moaned their cosplay character's name

There is dried noseblood on your dirty magazine

You've play 'who would win' with anime characters

and finally, You post on this thread
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2005, 08:01:37 am »
when theres a lunar eclips you sing the sailor moon theam, and fling pennys at you brother saying "moon cosmic power!"
some one tells you they'er getting married and you tell them to have a sailor moon theamed wedding she could be serina, he could be tuxedo mask, the bridsmaids would be sailor scouts, and they could be married by luna, (i actuly did this last week to a girl who was soooooo not an otaku, i think i scarred her a little) you make a big deal if a classmate has the same name as an anime character (also did this last week) if you read the "you might be an otaku" post and start thinking "hey i did all of those last week.."
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« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2005, 01:12:13 am »
(I've said the first one but I had to repeat it to say the next one.)

You may be an otaku if...

... You say "Moon Power Transform" and then go change clothes.

... You are fighting someone who has said "Moon Power Transform" and wait for them to change clothes instead of attacking them.

You're not worried about being ran over by a truck because you figure some form of power that looks like a window of the universe with arms will bring you back to life (Excel Saga)

You try to learn how to fight with any sort of object such as an umbrella, frying pan, telephone pole, bus, etc.

You expect multiple choice answers come up when you are talking to one of five possible girl/boyfriends.

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« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2005, 08:01:01 am »
when some one says "i didn't buy kindom hearts because" you know that there going to say "a boy band guy did the voice of sepinroth" before they do.
(ps price of game worth it for the part of the end with cloud and aerith)
you think anime has better writing then most regular tv shows and the you thinkl the good tv shows would be better in anime form
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« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2005, 12:19:30 pm »
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You know you're an otaku when you want to join a pirate crew in hope of finally meeting Luffy and his crew. (Onepiece)


THATS ME ME ME!!!!!

You know you're a otaku when you do hand seals and try to do ninjutsus (naruto)
''''when you stick your hand into a eletricity box and scream "chidori" as you pass out (naruto)
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« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2005, 11:35:33 pm »
you know the name and form for all 12 ninjitsu hand seals.
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« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2005, 12:25:42 pm »
This one has been around for awhile! I think I want to start it up again!

You know you are an otaku when...

Yatta Cloud and Yatta Dante stand out in Yatta Cloud's yard sword fighting with there signature weapons just to scare the people driving by.

Everyone at school either calls you Cloud, Wolfwood, or The Evil Overlord.

You have a Cosplay track meet at your local park.
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« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2005, 01:49:47 pm »
--Your enemy loves you just because you give them something they want.  (I think I'll never get my copy of Final Fantasy: Advent Children back now! T_T)
--You sing randomly in Japanese when working and creep out the people that come through your area. (The joys of working at a haunted house!)
--You are a bloody pirate! (*points to the () above*)
--You don't bother to talk to your friends in English half the time.

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« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2005, 04:47:21 am »
You know your an otaku when your sitting in a room with a thousand fan girls screaming in joy at everything homosexual the men on stage do.

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« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2005, 09:05:32 am »
you grow your hair out for next years cosplay you dye it orange to look more like anime hair, all you listen to is japanese music, this is not your first "you might be an otaku" thread you have a pin that sez otaku, you tell people to have anime theamed weddings and at work you shout at things in japanese when somthings broken every friend you have has somthing to do with lovin anime or studding japanese, and you see old friends at amine conventions--yes to all here orenji no kami (orange hair)
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« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2005, 12:54:24 pm »
when you can sit there and read everyone's "You know you're an otaku when..."
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« Reply #28 on: October 03, 2005, 04:37:54 pm »
When you wear a kimono and hakama pants down to the local Safeway.

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« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2005, 06:42:11 pm »
You know you're an otaku when every other thing you talk about to everyone you come into contact with is about this years Con.
""""When your family asks why you're watching the same anime series including all 50 episodes again for the nineth time (Saiyuki!!!! ^.^)
""""When your family gives you blank stares when you start talking about the anime you're watching in an attempt to explain it to them T.T
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« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2005, 09:06:30 pm »
When you would prefer to wear your cosplay outfit to the school dances rather then anything else.
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« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2005, 05:30:03 pm »
when you start to notice scary similarities of your life and that of a manga, (example: Maison Otaku... those 2 are almost exactly like my roommate and myself; creeeeepy)
beware the ronime XD

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« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2005, 11:14:37 pm »
You get a friend who isn't really into anime to cosplay as the same series as you...just so you won't be lonely. ^_^;;  AND they have fun while doing it.
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« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2005, 11:56:24 pm »
When your anime club is forced by the school administrators to make us all sign permissions forms beacuse you show R-rated anime during your showings...
And you say you'lll get it PG.
But you don't and you just say you will to please them. ;) Horrah for Appleseed!