*dramatically crashes though the windows of the spoony fortress*
An eternity it has been during the days of which I have not been able to view my queeny in all of her beautiful spoony valor. Dear queen of mine I have been nothing but an empty shell without you, though your memory has lingered in my heart with me as the dreary hours have incessantly dredged on, nothing can replace the immense feelings of pleasure that fill me when I am with you. Oh queen how I love you! No spoon can replace the spoony goodness that surrounds you! Queen! Let us merge as one spoony entity and be spoon man and spoon wife!
*kisses spoonily as spoony goodness surrounds and the sun magically sets while spoony birds chirp and the streets are filled with triumphat cries of spoony glory*