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Offline Kitteh

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The magical Vending machine
« on: April 06, 2008, 05:47:13 pm »
This is a game that me and my roomates play all the time.

What you do is the first person names 2 (or more) items that they put in the machine and the person after them posts what they get out of the machine ( can be anything rather it can really exist or not, so long as its vaugly related) then puts thier own items.

Ex.
Say the first person writes:
I insert a paper crown and a blanket
and then next person would reply:
You recieve a fuzzy crown.
I insert my work shoes and a t.v.


you can get as random and crazy as you want, so long as the item recieved is a slight combination of the items given.

so as the first person to go, i insert an xbox 360 and a computer desk

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2008, 07:16:38 pm »
^ You receive a computer desk

v I insert a candy bar and strawberries

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Cosplay for '08:
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2008, 08:23:28 pm »
You get a berry nice treat.

I insert a phone and a nuclear missile.
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2008, 08:38:02 pm »
^ Cancer, what else do you get from talking on a radio-active phone
v I insert a bird and a turn signal
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2008, 08:46:33 pm »
^ you get deidra from naruto xD O.o
V i insert a notebook and crayons
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2008, 08:50:12 pm »
You get arrested for attempted forgery of currency. The Secret Service is waiting for you to open the door now.

I insert a ham sandwich and a cup of coffee...
Have Fun

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2008, 09:05:29 pm »
^ You receive the ham sammich

v I insert car keys and the key to your crush's heart

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Cosplay for '08:
Probably none D:

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2008, 09:38:26 pm »
^ You get a key stuck in your heart. [That's what you get when you mess with my crush! ^-^ ...even if he is an anime character.....T.T]
V I insert a Diet Coke and a crapload of snotty tissues! XD

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2008, 10:03:24 pm »
^ You receive Diet Mountain Dew

V I insert sunglasses and a Nintendo DS

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2008, 10:06:04 pm »
^ You receive the sun


v I insert a pillow and a box of Pocky

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2008, 10:37:36 pm »
^ you reviece a marshmellow flavored pocky
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2008, 10:51:03 pm »
^ You get kiba

V I put in fat and a drain


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2008, 06:51:50 am »
/\ You get a chubby metroid.

\/ I put in three pennies and a belt
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2008, 06:56:47 am »
^ You get a bottle-cap belt buckle.

V I put in a sofa and a soda.


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2008, 07:10:05 am »
/\ You get a stadium seat cushion with a Mt. Dew logo on it

I put in a mac one button mouse and a plastic dinosaur
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2008, 12:43:56 pm »
/\ you get sasuke's clothes and a few tufts of hair.

\/ I put in a Chuck Norris action figure and a plastic shark
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2008, 07:42:08 pm »
^ You get the entire bluefin sushi chain.

V I insert a digital camera and a raincloud.


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2008, 07:44:47 pm »
^ You get a cloud that rains pictures

V I instert the lords of acid and a can of easy cheese


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2008, 07:46:53 pm »
^ You get an aerosol can full of hydrochloric acid.

V I insert a Bart Simpson figurine and a brick of pepperjack cheese.


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2008, 07:49:09 pm »
^ You get a brick of bart simpson cheese

V I insert one red paperclip and a house


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2008, 08:11:41 pm »
^ You get the internet.

V I insert Sylvester Stallone and a plushie my little pony.


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2008, 08:18:54 pm »
you receive a kick ass centaur

i insert a self heating hot chocolate and my trench coat

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2008, 08:28:36 pm »
^ You receive a self heating trench coat with pockets full of hot chocolate

V I insert a cz75 and bill and teds most excellent adventure


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2008, 08:32:48 pm »
you receive a keanu reeves action figure, serial killer edition

i insert my roomate and a clean house

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2008, 08:36:24 pm »
^ you receive a dump with a bunch of unwanted guests

i insert a cellphone and c4
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2008, 08:39:13 pm »
^ You receive a bonsai kitten

V I insert techno and soul cds


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2008, 09:33:13 pm »
^ You receive Barry Manilow.

V I insert cheese poofs and Cloud's motorcycle, Fenrir.


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2008, 09:37:21 pm »
You get a motorcycle that sound like it has the popcorn farts like you wouldn't believe! Oh, and don't stand behind it when it goes. That ain't cheese anymore.

I insert roses and violins...
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2008, 09:45:53 pm »
^You receive red whine.

V I insesrt an Ipod and 50 hamsters

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2008, 09:48:22 pm »
^ you get a recording of Alvin and the Chipmunks, forever and always, no matter what you download!

I insert a wild wahine in a string bikini, and a couple of Mai Tai's, and a political pamphlet from Thomas Paine.
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2008, 03:58:46 pm »
^ you get a hot history teacher
V i put in Foamy the Squirrel, a hat, and pikachu-shaped soap :P
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2008, 04:06:31 pm »
^ you got a toasted bagel with cream cheese and a hat full of pennies

 V  I insert a Apple Lisa, a neo geo pocket and a can of new Coke

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2008, 06:46:33 pm »
^ You get a neogeo with new coke skin that only plays old mac games

V I insert tab a and slot b


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2008, 09:30:09 pm »
^ You get an origami cradle.

V I insert a sprocket and 3 blowfish.


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2008, 03:31:41 pm »
/\ You get a pinata made of monopoly money shaped like a little man, inside is decimal points and un-carried ones.

I insert a penny and a rare dime worth 29 cents.  ;)
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2008, 07:46:48 pm »
^ you get 3 dimes :P
V i put in lotion,poster board, and the tooth fairy
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2008, 08:27:06 pm »
You get one slick fairy sketch!
I put in my Guitar Hero guitar and the kanji character for chunky peanut butter

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2008, 03:12:07 pm »
^ You get zombie teachers.

v I put in a camera, Bruce Willis, and nail polish...

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2008, 04:38:44 pm »
^ You get a Pulp Fiction sequel
V I put in a lucky rabbits foot and a golden toothbrush

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2008, 03:57:23 pm »
^ You get a golden carrot.
V I insert white fabric, red fabric, beige fabric, blood, sweat, and tears.

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2008, 07:07:31 pm »
^ You get a World of Warcraft player who's obsessed with buying your tailoring skills

V I put in a cell phone and an undead mime.

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2008, 10:18:04 pm »
^ you get haunted text messages

v I put in an Ace of Hearts and a paper crane
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2008, 10:31:36 pm »
^ You get an open-heart surgery practice doll made of papyrus.

V I insert Blizzard materia and Graviga materia. (penny-arcade anyone? ^_0 )


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2008, 08:21:57 am »
^ You get a blizzard that aoe's the entire enemy and does half dmg

V I insert an alarm clock and a fan


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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #44 on: April 15, 2008, 01:24:08 pm »
^ You get a robot that sings.
V I insert a mouse  and a unicorn.

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #45 on: April 16, 2008, 10:38:21 am »
^ You get....uber rich and famous from people buying your DP/NIN drink out of the vending machine!
V Let's put in a Copic 0.3 Multiliner and two pieces of toast.

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2008, 06:45:16 pm »
^ You get Cinnamon Toast Crunch brand cereal. That's how they taste right?

I put in a whole egg, vodka, protein powder, Pocky, a can of cat food and Roget's Pocket Thesaurus.
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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #47 on: April 18, 2008, 09:26:13 pm »
^ You get a drunken Mustash.
V I insert a smilie face, a frownie face, some tissues, dead speakers, and a purple Sharpie.

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #48 on: April 20, 2008, 02:27:48 pm »
^ You get a bipolar, sickly DJ

v I insert a teddy bear, lipstick, boots, and a potatoe

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Cosplay for '08:
Probably none D:

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Re: The magical Vending machine
« Reply #49 on: April 20, 2008, 05:56:31 pm »
^ You get a Bratz figurine from Wal-mart's toy section.

V I put in Kumoricon's website, a Rock Band game, and the color orange.