Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 420679 times)

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2550 on:** October 01, 2009, 09:07:11 pm »

Granted!! But you mistake Mousey's Murder Mystery for "Say something about the person above you" Even more embarrassing

I wish I was asleep

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2551 on:** October 01, 2009, 09:11:21 pm »

Granted, you fall asleep, but never wake up.

I wish that I had a job.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2552 on:** October 01, 2009, 09:33:06 pm »

Granted. You're a prostitute strung out on drugs. I guess I don't really need to add the drugs, the first part is corruption enough as is. But I'll leave the drugs for good measure :p

I wish I could control people's minds.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2553 on:** October 01, 2009, 09:36:25 pm »

Granted, but you leave yourself open for people to control your mind.

I wish that I could be immortal.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2554 on:** October 01, 2009, 10:36:40 pm »

Granted. But I become immortal too, and follow you, and despite my severe awesomeness online I'm actually annoying in person, repeating jokes of similar natures, which after a hundred years or so becomes really bland and predictable. Also, you eventually fall into a hole and can't get out and are stuck there for many many years trying to dig your way out.

I wish I had steak right now!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2555 on:** October 01, 2009, 10:47:19 pm »

Wish granted, a big fat cow falls on you. There's you steak!

I wish for no wishes. :3

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2556 on:** October 01, 2009, 11:21:59 pm »

Granted! But I can't grant that wish in accordance with it, so now you have wishes! :33 ha ha! I don't even know if that makes sense!?!?!?!

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2557 on:** October 01, 2009, 11:22:16 pm »

And I wish for mashed potatoes to go with my cow

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2558 on:** October 01, 2009, 11:30:36 pm »

Granted, you get raw potatoes thrown at you as well.

I wish that I could know Issac and Miria (Baccano!) In real life. :3

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2559 on:** October 01, 2009, 11:32:35 pm »

Granted...but, as they left they said something about not liking you. That stood out.

I wish I had every video game system and every video game known to man, and had time to play them!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2560 on:** October 02, 2009, 12:11:08 am »

Wish granted, but the game system will eventually melt your brain and you are left a vegetable.

I wish that I had a Red Bull.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2561 on:** October 02, 2009, 12:23:07 am »

Granted! But his color pisses himself off so he chases himself around your house, destroying the place!

I wish I had a giraffe, and room to keep him!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2562 on:** October 02, 2009, 12:37:42 am »

Wish granted, but the only way he can survive is for you to jerk off his tail. xD

I wish I was the Burger Bitch! xD

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2563 on:** October 02, 2009, 12:47:30 am »

^ Wow, that was an interesting corruption, ha ha!

Granted! Oh wait, you wind up having a pickle! So you're really more of a cross dressing burger bastard :p

I wish my ipod worked

Vassa · « **Reply #2564 on:** October 02, 2009, 07:40:39 pm »

Granted! Luckily, the guy who stole it from you while watching you sleep happened to be a whiz at fixing things.

I wish my parents invited me to have dinner with them. :<

princessmoon · « **Reply #2565 on:** October 02, 2009, 08:32:56 pm »

Granted, you are assigned all cooking duties.

i wish for a piece of Fererro.

yum.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2566 on:** October 02, 2009, 11:02:07 pm »

Granted, but in the end it poisonous so you die.

I wish that I had 8 handcuffs.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2567 on:** October 02, 2009, 11:15:02 pm »

Granted! Now turn around...yeah, you can try and use them on that ENORMOUS SPIDER BEHIND YOU!!!

nyahaha · « **Reply #2568 on:** October 03, 2009, 12:10:06 am »

I wish gummy bears and chickens weren't scary...

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2569 on:** October 03, 2009, 12:38:07 am »

Granted, you aren't afraid of them at all. They are cute, cuddly, and edible! Unfortunately, your lack of finding them scary is your downfall, as they are vicious magical creatures! (both the gummies and the chickens). And they use you to make their gummy berry juice!

I wish I had gummy berry juice!

KHking · « **Reply #2570 on:** October 03, 2009, 03:10:34 pm »

wish granted... but suddenly, as your drinking it, it turns into french lingerine and you choke to death!
I wish this wish could not be corrupted

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2571 on:** October 04, 2009, 12:24:45 am »

Granted, it is not corrupted but seen with a different answer than what you think. :B

I wish that I have money.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2572 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:23:38 pm »

Granted, you become possessive of every cent, and refuse to spend any of it.

I wish I wasn't so mad at people I cared about...

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2573 on:** October 04, 2009, 05:55:20 pm »

Granted! Now you don't care about anyone, and everyone reciprocates said sentiment.

I wish I was like Dr. House

princessmoon · « **Reply #2574 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:34:25 pm »

Granted, but you are an 80 year-old Dr. House. Imagine him @ 80. :3

Wish I could run to the store and buy meh some apples. APPLES!

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2575 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:18:03 pm »

Granted! But, as you walk there you think about how delicious they would be in caramel, and start craving such and decide to buy the caramel as well, but then (CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! The have caramel, go down one line. They do not, go down two lines!)

...you get the caramel and eat it with your apples and gain a grotesque amount of weight (eating caramel apples becomes a favorite treat of yours and so you start eating it waaaay too often)

...They are out of caramel and your appetite is never satiated.

I wish my lasagna was done already

KHking · « **Reply #2576 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:22:05 pm »

Wish granted, but garfield eats it all and throws it up int oyour mouth.
i wish this wish would not be granted

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2577 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:33:16 pm »

^ (Its like I'm kissing Garfield and eating dinner...AT THE SAME TIME!!! =D ha ha!)

Granted...see, instead of it not being granted, it was! Corruption Complete!

I wish my sisters dog would stop trying to get my attention

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2578 on:** October 04, 2009, 09:42:12 pm »

Granted, the dog actually stops trying and gets you attention by starting to talk and pointing a gun at you telling you to give it all the biscuits that it wants or else it'll shoot you.

I wish my legs didn't feel so weak from the concert. >.<

princessmoon · « **Reply #2579 on:** October 05, 2009, 06:58:51 pm »

Granted, your heart is weakened instead. tha-dump, da-dump. tha-dump, da-dump tha-dump, da-dump-------------------

Wish I didn't have to sleep, so I can accomplish more things.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2580 on:** October 05, 2009, 07:10:03 pm »

Wish granted, you're sleep deprived for 48 days and then you'll die.

I wish that my fingers weren't so cramped.

jaybug · « **Reply #2581 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:02:19 pm »

Granted, but now your ear lobes ache like hell. Whatever you do, don't wiggle them, they may fall off.

I wish I was eating a Muno's bakery maple bar right now!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2582 on:** October 05, 2009, 09:35:43 pm »

Wish granted, but when you take the first bite, you find out that it's rotten.

I wish that I had more banana smoothie to drink.

jaybug · « **Reply #2583 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:23:05 pm »

GRanted, but at the last sip, you find a monkey turd.

I wish I could skip this week...

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2584 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:31:38 pm »

Granted, you go through a glitch in space that causes you to skip the week, but doing so causes the world's data to collapse, thus the world collaspses with it along with you.

I wish that I know what song I'm listening to.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2585 on:** October 06, 2009, 11:16:59 am »

granted, your mind can now only think of song names.
Every time you hear someone say something that was ever in a song, you now know that song's name.

I wish I was well.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2586 on:** October 06, 2009, 03:11:06 pm »

Granted. You are now Well, the name (I decided) for the well in King's Quest 1.

I wish my room was clean.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2587 on:** October 06, 2009, 05:36:00 pm »

Granted, it's so clean that there's absolutely nothing in your room.

I wish that I could have more smoothies. P:

KHking · « **Reply #2588 on:** October 06, 2009, 05:47:05 pm »

^Wish granted! One day, though, you get so many smoothies tou explode!!!!! Then you come back to life, but the street that you're has a truck in it, and you get hit by it!!! But you survive! And while in the hospital, a man asks you for an autograph and you have a heart attack and die!!!!

I wish i was I was brave enought to play the Silent Hill games

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2589 on:** October 06, 2009, 06:09:48 pm »

Wish Granted, you are so brave that you actually are in the game fighting with your bravery.
(P.S. It's best to play with friends. I was afraid of it for a while until me and my friends played it together and we just laughed. :3)

I wish that I could play video games now.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2590 on:** October 06, 2009, 09:30:30 pm »

Granted! But all you can play is Atari games. Forever!!

I wish I owned every video game and every video game system...and every accessory!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2591 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:07:08 pm »

Granted, your room is so crowded with games and consoles that you can't even get to play them.

I wish that I could have soda.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2592 on:** October 07, 2009, 07:07:32 pm »

Granted! But its diet.

I wish that I could go on a grand adventure!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2593 on:** October 07, 2009, 08:30:01 pm »

Granted, you go on a deathly roller coaster called Grand Adventure.

I wish that I could have a more complicated life.

wolfy2491 · « **Reply #2594 on:** October 07, 2009, 08:32:44 pm »

Granted, but you might regret it after while.

I wish that graduation stuff was less stressful.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2595 on:** October 07, 2009, 08:36:08 pm »

Granted! But, you dont get to graduate.

I wish I had something fun to do right now.

DeafWord · « **Reply #2596 on:** October 07, 2009, 08:37:31 pm »

Granted! But you'll be even more bored tommorow

I wish I could have a real-life companion cube

KHking · « **Reply #2597 on:** October 07, 2009, 08:44:05 pm »

^ Wish granted! But all of a sudden you hear.. "Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Look Out! Hello? Hey! Listen!
i wish I could see Evil Dead the Musical

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2598 on:** October 07, 2009, 09:57:02 pm »

Granted! But, while you're watching it people around you are talking and you can barely hear whats going on.

I wish I could breath both under water and out of water.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2599 on:** October 08, 2009, 02:30:56 am »

Granted, you're cut in half. One part is thrown out to sea the other lies on the grass near the sea.

I wish that I could be a zombie.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 420679 times)