Author Topic: Your mom game~Anime style (Read 10478 times)

Invader spleen · « **on:** March 03, 2008, 02:37:51 pm »

I saw a video of this on youtube, an orochimaru cosplayer decided to make his skit an anime style your mom game. I wanna see what you guys can come up with. So I'm gonna take the easy one... Your moms so fat even Naruto can't believe it!!! Okay, go. XD

ThiefKingsHier · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2008, 02:39:51 pm »

* Walks up to Ichigo*

...Your mom...

* Walks away*

Invader spleen · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2008, 02:43:46 pm »

.... your moms so fat she put mother down her shirt and Kadaj lost hope.

BlackjackGabbiani · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2008, 07:21:47 pm »

Your momma's so stupid her starter pokemon was a Magikarp

ThiefKingsHier · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2008, 07:53:49 pm »

Yo mommas SO stupid, her current pokemon is a mudkip!

Someone had to go there XD

Invader spleen · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2008, 09:40:06 pm »

Your mommas so ugly even Ryouga couldn't forget her.

lol... this is fun! XD

reppy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:33:48 pm »

Yo mama so fat she ate the [ur=http://youtube.com/watch?v=_ihEQlIJOIA]Debu Note[/url].

Syd-chan · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2008, 01:51:55 pm »

Your mom is so fat that ever Chouji is scared. ((Had to do the Chouji joke. Be glad it didn't involve potato chips.))

Naruchan · « **Reply #8 on:** March 04, 2008, 05:54:07 pm »

your mom is so dumb she couldn't follow the plot of dragon ball Z

jaybug · « **Reply #9 on:** March 04, 2008, 09:50:54 pm »

Your mother is so insane, she makes Excel look normal.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2008, 05:40:49 am »

Your momma's so stupid, even Jenova's decapitated torso has a higher IQ.

Kirakins · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2008, 08:41:40 am »

Your momma's so fat, even Gluttony couldn't eat her. (Yay FMA ftw! XD)

jaybug · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2008, 03:35:23 pm »

Your mama is such a nerd she makes serial experiment Lain look like a jock chick!

demonotaku · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2008, 10:03:53 pm »

Your Mom is so stupid she subscribed to Newtype USA for 2 years last month even thought they announced last months, was the last issue!

jaybug · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2008, 10:19:04 pm »

Your mamma wears Gundam Boots!

er, that may not be quite the insult, if those are what Totemo is wearing. lol

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2008, 10:57:14 pm »

Your mom is so dumb she thinks top ramen is healthy.

Kirakins · « **Reply #16 on:** March 06, 2008, 10:13:39 am »

Your mom is so dumb, she thinks "Anime" is actually a female friend of yours named "Annie Mae".

Naruchan · « **Reply #17 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:09:48 pm »

OHHHH!!! thats a good one!
you so stumped me man.....you got me yo!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:12:27 pm »

Your mom's so old that she saw Astroboy's original premiere in high school.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #19 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:49:23 pm »

Your mom's so short she makes Edward look like a giant!

Kirakins · « **Reply #20 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:52:11 pm »

Your mom is so sick and twisted, she makes X/1999 look like My Little Pony.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #21 on:** March 06, 2008, 05:27:28 pm »

Your moms so ugly not even Jiraiya wants to research her.

superjaz · « **Reply #22 on:** March 06, 2008, 05:37:51 pm »

Quote from: Kirakins on March 06, 2008, 10:13:39 am

Your mom is so dumb, she thinks "Anime" is actually a female friend of yours named "Annie Mae".

My aunt ....
she thought i was talkng about a person she was like "who's anna mae?"

jaybug · « **Reply #23 on:** March 06, 2008, 06:29:13 pm »

you mother is so out of touch, she thinks hentai is something to do with how you tie up chickens before cooking them.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #24 on:** March 06, 2008, 06:46:06 pm »

Quote from: jaybug on March 06, 2008, 06:29:13 pm

you mother is so out of touch, she thinks hentai is something to do with how you tie up chickens before cooking them.

......That one was really good..... xD

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #25 on:** March 07, 2008, 09:26:37 am »

Your mom is so ugly that Mario & Luigi thought she was King Koopa after getting hit with an ugly stick!

pieisexactlythree · « **Reply #26 on:** March 07, 2008, 10:47:07 am »

Yo mama is such a normal, well-adjusted person that she's never heard of futanari, and probably wouldn't find them fascinating!

Kirakins · « **Reply #27 on:** March 07, 2008, 10:57:59 am »

Quote from: pieisexactlythree on March 07, 2008, 10:47:07 am

Yo mama is such a normal, well-adjusted person that she's never heard of futanari, and probably wouldn't find them fascinating!

LMAO XDDD

Invader spleen · « **Reply #28 on:** March 08, 2008, 02:40:48 pm »

Your mom is so stupid her dragon ball wish was to get to go on another 'egg hunt'

superjaz · « **Reply #29 on:** March 08, 2008, 11:19:13 pm »

Quote from: Kirakins on March 06, 2008, 10:13:39 am

Your mom is so dumb, she thinks "Anime" is actually a female friend of yours named "Annie Mae".

found the tread where i said that

http://www.kumoricon.org/forums/index.php?topic=2186.15

Kirakins · « **Reply #30 on:** March 09, 2008, 10:02:59 am »

Quote from: superjaz on March 08, 2008, 11:19:13 pm

Quote from: Kirakins on March 06, 2008, 10:13:39 am
Your mom is so dumb, she thinks "Anime" is actually a female friend of yours named "Annie Mae".

found the tread where i said that

http://www.kumoricon.org/forums/index.php?topic=2186.15

Haha, that's pretty damn funny.

See, Naruchan, mine really did happen!

Naruchan · « **Reply #31 on:** March 09, 2008, 01:14:54 pm »

lol THAT AMAZING!!!!
I think its really funny.....maybe if you say another thing it will come true!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #32 on:** March 10, 2008, 10:03:15 am »

Quote from: Kirakins on March 06, 2008, 10:13:39 am

Your mom is so dumb, she thinks "Anime" is actually a female friend of yours named "Annie Mae".

I saw a professional wrestler who went by this name and she would cosplay as Sailor Moon!

Your mom is so dumb that she understood Osaka!

Kirakins · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2008, 11:06:14 am »

Your mom is sooo fat, she can chow down more Ramen than Fuu. (of Samurai Champloo)

Naruchan · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2008, 01:45:30 pm »

lol a samurai Champloo one, that anime is awesome, haha,
can you come up with one for mugen?

Invader spleen · « **Reply #35 on:** March 10, 2008, 07:31:10 pm »

Your moms so stupid not even GIR could stand her. And yes, I know, Zim isn't an anime. But still, everyone here loves it just as much.

Naruchan · « **Reply #36 on:** March 10, 2008, 07:41:06 pm »

yea.......and on the dvd for zim it says "anime ____________" I dont really remember but its does say something.

Kirakins · « **Reply #37 on:** March 10, 2008, 08:40:03 pm »

Quote from: Naruchan tebayo on March 10, 2008, 01:45:30 pm

lol a samurai Champloo one, that anime is awesome, haha,
can you come up with one for mugen?

Haha, that's just too easy...

Your mom is sooo easy + nasty, even Mugen won't touch her =|

Invader spleen · « **Reply #38 on:** March 10, 2008, 08:54:15 pm »

Good one! *thumbs up*

Naruchan · « **Reply #39 on:** March 10, 2008, 09:51:21 pm »

ahaha, thats funny!
....
hmm one for jinn.......hmmmm
yo mamma is so that when Jiin came at her with his glasses off she was like "OMG ITS VAGITA FROM DRAGON BALL Z!"
I know its so terrible...but I think its funny
and thats all that matters!@

Kirakins · « **Reply #40 on:** March 11, 2008, 03:42:06 pm »

Another one on Jin...

Your mother is so uptight, even Jin thinks she's a prude =|

Naruchan · « **Reply #41 on:** March 11, 2008, 04:08:21 pm »

lol, wow that ones so much better then mine......
WAAAH!

Invader spleen · « **Reply #42 on:** March 11, 2008, 04:17:20 pm »

lol... that is good... and I don't think it should be vagita it should be like.... I dunno... but why vegita? XD

Kirakins · « **Reply #43 on:** March 11, 2008, 06:16:54 pm »

Haha, I used to play your mom games with my friends, this one is more fun by far

Naruchan · « **Reply #44 on:** March 11, 2008, 08:20:47 pm »

lo lI dont know why I used Vaggita.....I DONT KNOW!!!
and you bet thisones more fun!
problaby cuz we know all the stuff your talking about thats happend to me before.

superjaz · « **Reply #45 on:** March 11, 2008, 08:52:59 pm »

Quote from: Naruchan tebayo on March 09, 2008, 01:14:54 pm

lol THAT AMAZING!!!!
I think its really funny.....maybe if you say another thing it will come true!

it happend a while ago, in 2001 or 2002 my aunt is special,
later her and my mom bought ticket to first k-con and dropped us off there and went to a casino while we had no food and starved

After i told her what anime meant she asked if i was obsessed with the japanese (its like no just their culture) and was i gonna marry a japanese guy (btw i am engaged to kendo fiancee who is not japanese)

tho at the time i hadn't started litsening to Gackt music, if i had been, i would have repiled to the marry question with "Oh please god yes, if the one japanese rock star millionaire i am totaly obsessed with magicaly flys to america and drops his prefectionest standerds and asks me to marry him i am so there he can just call me anata"

and he is so know as a prefectionest take a look at this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuUaCO7eKFc

Naruchan · « **Reply #46 on:** March 11, 2008, 09:57:54 pm »

lol I know who Gackt is....lol
yea....he's pretty hot....but I personally like iyavi more...
OMG HE'S GORGEOUS!!!

Invader spleen · « **Reply #47 on:** March 11, 2008, 10:39:43 pm »

lol... special story there. XD when I went my first tiime my twin sister and I had $40 bucks for the whole weekend, 10 was spent on a CD. XD SO 30 BUCKS, 3 DAYS TWO PEOPLE, $% Each a day... I was so hungry. XP

superjaz · « **Reply #48 on:** March 11, 2008, 10:44:26 pm »

Quote from: Invader spleen on March 11, 2008, 10:39:43 pm

lol... special story there. XD when I went my first tiime my twin sister and I had $40 bucks for the whole weekend, 10 was spent on a CD. XD SO 30 BUCKS, 3 DAYS TWO PEOPLE, $% Each a day... I was so hungry. XP

my mo also hadnt giving me back oney she owed me,but before we had stayed with family at the mill in coosbay (the first k-con was the weekend after thanksgiving) and i had 10 bucks and ended up winning like 120$ off it (was the year i turned 21) thing was we didnt have a car and we didnt know eugene very well, and my 2 brothers didnt have much money, i ended up buying them (once we found) mcdonalds, befor that we ate in the hotel, and their food was bad xp

Invader spleen · « **Reply #49 on:** March 11, 2008, 10:50:39 pm »

Quote from: superjaz on March 11, 2008, 10:44:26 pm

Quote from: Invader spleen on March 11, 2008, 10:39:43 pm
lol... special story there. XD when I went my first tiime my twin sister and I had $40 bucks for the whole weekend, 10 was spent on a CD. XD SO 30 BUCKS, 3 DAYS TWO PEOPLE, $% Each a day... I was so hungry. XP
my mo also hadnt giving me back oney she owed me,but before we had stayed with family at the mill in coosbay (the first k-con was the weekend after thanksgiving) and i had 10 bucks and ended up winning like 120$ off it (was the year i turned 21) thing was we didnt have a car and we didnt know eugene very well, and my 2 brothers didnt have much money, i ended up buying them (once we found) mcdonalds, befor that we ate in the hotel, and their food was bad xp

Sounds like you had a very confusing time! 0.o But it sounds kinda fun too. lol

Kirakins · « **Reply #50 on:** March 12, 2008, 09:48:48 am »

Your mom is so spastic, she could give Gir seizures!! (inspired by superjaz's siggy XD)

jaybug · « **Reply #51 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:08:32 pm »

Your mom is such a geek she makes Mustach look almost normal.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #52 on:** March 14, 2008, 10:04:10 am »

Quote from: Naruchan tebayo on March 10, 2008, 01:45:30 pm

lol a samurai Champloo one, that anime is awesome, haha,
can you come up with one for mugen?

Your mama's so fat that when Mugen tried to kick her, he got sucked into her belly!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #53 on:** March 14, 2008, 11:35:51 am »

Your mom's so messed up she got banned from /b/!

Oh anime.... uh...
Your mom's so smelly NERV thought she had an AT Field.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #54 on:** March 14, 2008, 06:18:43 pm »

Your moms so disgusting not even Happosai wants her panties!

Higuma · « **Reply #55 on:** March 14, 2008, 06:21:56 pm »

Your mom is so ugly that when Light saw her face he wrote his own name in the Death Note.

Kirakins · « **Reply #56 on:** March 14, 2008, 07:35:08 pm »

Quote from: Higuma on March 14, 2008, 06:21:56 pm

Your mom is so ugly that when Light saw her face he wrote is own name in the Death Note.

Haha, nice XD

Naruchan · « **Reply #57 on:** March 14, 2008, 07:52:29 pm »

OMG! I liked that one.....thats called Suiside kids!

Higuma · « **Reply #58 on:** March 14, 2008, 08:15:15 pm »

Your mom is so ugly that Team Rocket keeps trying to catch her.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #59 on:** March 16, 2008, 10:20:40 pm »

Haha, not even team rocket woul;d ant your mom if she was a pokemon though.... really terribly worded, but itf it was worded right it could be funny.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #60 on:** March 18, 2008, 08:21:25 am »

Your mom is so stanky she made Coffin throw up!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #61 on:** March 18, 2008, 12:12:45 pm »

Quote from: Invader spleen on March 14, 2008, 06:18:43 pm

Your moms so disgusting not even Happosai wants her panties!

That one's awesome!

Your momma's so fat that Sakaki took ten minutes to run around her once!

Naruchan · « **Reply #62 on:** March 18, 2008, 08:12:54 pm »

HAHAHA THAT ON WAS FUNNY!

Invader spleen · « **Reply #63 on:** March 18, 2008, 08:41:32 pm »

Your moms so ugly not even Matsuda is happy about.
ohh, the perky Matsuda...

Naruchan · « **Reply #64 on:** March 18, 2008, 09:59:21 pm »

I thought of something nasty when you said perky.....eew....matsuda is perky!!!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #65 on:** March 27, 2008, 08:19:29 am »

Your mom is so fat they had to write her name in the Death Note three times.

Naruchan · « **Reply #66 on:** March 27, 2008, 11:19:32 am »

wow.....thats pretty big!

Invader spleen · « **Reply #67 on:** March 27, 2008, 01:15:12 pm »

Your mom is so scary Nekozawa was afraid of her.

Naruchan · « **Reply #68 on:** March 27, 2008, 10:01:26 pm »

your mom's so bright even Light doesn't wanna go near her.

Invader spleen · « **Reply #69 on:** March 31, 2008, 09:38:04 pm »

Your moms so short even Ed looks down on her. (sorry if something like that's been said before. XP)

Naruchan · « **Reply #70 on:** March 31, 2008, 10:01:14 pm »

your moms so milky Edward hates her guts and turned his arm into a machinegun yelling "DIE VIAL DRINK FROM HELL!!!!"

Invader spleen · « **Reply #71 on:** March 31, 2008, 10:24:08 pm »

Oh, for that 'say hello to my little friend' quote....
Your moms so dumb, when he said "Say hello to my little friend" and pulled out his gun, she actually said hello little friend... not that funny... but then she got shot.... oh dear....

Naruchan · « **Reply #72 on:** April 01, 2008, 07:52:17 am »

lol
thats not anime.....but scarface is the ****!
haha

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #73 on:** April 06, 2008, 11:39:23 am »

Your momma's so ugly Lina Inverse couldn't kill her with a Dragon Slave!

Invader spleen · « **Reply #74 on:** April 06, 2008, 02:35:56 pm »

Your moms so stupid not even Mugi the nurse witch could save her.

Kimiski · « **Reply #75 on:** July 07, 2008, 01:05:08 am »

Quote from: Washougal_Otaku on April 06, 2008, 11:39:23 am

Your momma's so ugly Lina Inverse couldn't kill her with a Dragon Slave!

Aww... you took mine.

Fuyuko · « **Reply #76 on:** July 21, 2008, 12:31:46 pm »

Your momma's so dumb, even Naruto doesn't believe it.

Had to let that out. I know, kinda cliche but no one has mentioned it here yet. =w=;

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #77 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:05:12 pm »

Yo momma's so ugly, Lavi wouldn't say "STRIKE" anywhere near her even if it killed him!

That was originally gonna be a Miroku joke...

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #78 on:** July 21, 2008, 09:23:55 pm »

Yo momma's so fat even Simon can't dig through her!

Invader spleen · « **Reply #79 on:** July 21, 2008, 11:03:33 pm »

Your mom's feet are so big not even Sora's shoes would fit her. ; )

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #80 on:** July 22, 2008, 12:45:26 am »

Yo mama's so fat that when she weighs herself, the scale goes "Its over 9000!"

Lin · « **Reply #81 on:** July 22, 2008, 10:50:36 am »

Yo mamma's so ugly even Cell wouldn't absorb her!

LtCommanderRichie · « **Reply #82 on:** July 22, 2008, 11:37:12 am »

Yo momma's so fat, if she became an astronaut a new planetary Sailor Scout would be created!

xxxchihiroxxx · « **Reply #83 on:** July 31, 2008, 11:27:56 am »

your mama is so lazy she wont pick up the remote to change the episode of death note so she watchs the same stupid one over and over again

News:

Author Topic: Your mom game~Anime style (Read 10478 times)