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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #200 on: September 25, 2011, 10:39:32 pm »
Do it Cast Away style: take an ice skate and cut that bugger off.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #201 on: September 25, 2011, 10:45:19 pm »
Throw all your books/notes into a body of water and try to gather information with your mind.


I have a song stuck in my head,what should I do to get it to shut up?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #202 on: September 26, 2011, 02:35:14 am »
listen to anouther song over and over till that gets stuck in your head



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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #203 on: September 26, 2011, 02:40:32 am »
Buy a darth vader helmet and say "I find your lack of immunity disturbing." every time you enter a room.

I have two extra days off this week, but they're sick days. How should I save money so I can recover from the lost hours?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #204 on: September 26, 2011, 02:43:03 am »
( OMG I wannah do that! and i haev oen too that dose the weird talking

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #205 on: September 26, 2011, 07:36:22 am »
Since Titus failed to come up with some "Advice" I shall

Hide in your closet do not eat or use electricity or water for 2 days and you should be fine

I can't wait to Wednesday but I have 2 days of school to deal with, how do I survive?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #206 on: September 26, 2011, 12:15:49 pm »
Since i failed at this I would have to say you SHOULD stay home and fake sick and not do anyting and fail the classes simple as that when you got your games and tons of books to read and other things to do


I failed at making A Advice becuse i m that cool what should i do

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #207 on: September 26, 2011, 05:38:32 pm »
Rent your chest cavity out minifridge since you're sooooo cooool.

Since I'm not staying up late enough for Castle, what should I watch on TV tonight.
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #208 on: September 28, 2011, 09:04:51 pm »
The pretty static channel,the one that makes such a lovely noise :3


What should I do for a kondike bar?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #209 on: September 28, 2011, 10:05:36 pm »
Why do something for a kondike bar when you can simply take one, I mean everyone one says taking candy from babies is easy...so then taking icecream must be even easier to take!

Its suppose to be cold tomorrow, What should I wear?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #210 on: September 28, 2011, 11:31:25 pm »
Oh a bikini of course,with ballet slippers and duct-tape earmuffs.


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #211 on: September 28, 2011, 11:41:15 pm »
^ Go to fanfiction.net and find a random fic related to what you're writing. It's easy to get your material from there; you just copy and paste, and since none of it's published, they're free ideas!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #212 on: September 29, 2011, 06:47:56 am »
Of course not,all you need to do is get a peice of construction paper and write PhD and your name on it.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #213 on: September 29, 2011, 07:53:43 am »
Get some Hetalia cosplayers and wrap them around your wrist

I've been stressed out a lot what do I do to calm down?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #214 on: September 29, 2011, 10:27:30 pm »
Think of all the stressful things in the world at once and dwell on them for as long as you live.

My nose seems to have an endless supply of runny snot in it. What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #215 on: September 29, 2011, 11:48:09 pm »
Form a river from the snot.

I can't sleep at all and I need to "get up" in 6 hours.What should I do about this?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #216 on: September 30, 2011, 12:11:57 am »
^Jump out of a window and land on your head. Then you'll fall into an eternal sleep!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #217 on: September 30, 2011, 12:15:22 am »
^apply for the chepest school that really dosent get anything done and you ll be good


< I just offended someone by a comment speaking about you cant force people to chang o.O and now she is angery what should i do

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #218 on: September 30, 2011, 09:55:56 am »
Force her to get plastic surgery to see how she likes it.   Im sick, what can i do to get better?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #219 on: September 30, 2011, 12:26:38 pm »
Call a group meeting for all the sick people in your area and take turns coughing on eachother's faces :D

I have a massive headache, how do I get rid of it?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #220 on: September 30, 2011, 12:53:45 pm »
Cut off your head!  ;D
I can do it if you want!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #221 on: September 30, 2011, 01:26:39 pm »
Hack the teachers computers and replace your grads with all As

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #222 on: October 01, 2011, 01:34:36 pm »
^ Punch a hole in the tv and stick your head through it.

< I can't seem to shake the lingering cough from this cold I have.
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #223 on: October 01, 2011, 03:31:29 pm »
Down a bottle or two of Cough Syrup and if you don't have cough Syrup then just use maple syrup.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #224 on: October 01, 2011, 03:37:30 pm »
Tell him to start playing earlier


I can't find anything to do
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #225 on: October 01, 2011, 03:40:54 pm »
Than do yourself

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #226 on: October 02, 2011, 09:32:31 am »
Applaud your awesome courage!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #227 on: October 02, 2011, 10:55:46 am »
Put on three pairs of pants and sit on it.

They're letting people go home early from work but I need the hours to buy birthday presents!
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #228 on: October 02, 2011, 07:09:50 pm »
Chain yourself to the front door of the building with a sign tapped to yourself stating that you refuse to leave because you need more money.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #229 on: October 03, 2011, 07:27:30 am »
Hop a greyhound to Hood River and walk home, you'll arrive right on time.

Every customer today was misinformed by the last coworker they talked to!
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #230 on: October 03, 2011, 08:16:09 am »
Inform them correctly, and then find the coworker and inform them in the face!


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #231 on: October 03, 2011, 11:35:33 am »
Ressurect Einstein from the grave and beat him until he teaches you math!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #232 on: October 04, 2011, 08:01:01 am »
Stick a picture of bread in the toaster!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #233 on: October 04, 2011, 01:42:47 pm »
Lock yourself in a cage and plunge yourself to the bottom of the ocean via super submarine.

I have a booboo on my hand and I want it's not healing very fast
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #234 on: October 04, 2011, 01:44:53 pm »
Dip it in lemon juice
(Licking wounds and actually help! I had a cut and it healed up pretty nicely when I licked it)

I have 2 more years of High school to deal with
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #235 on: October 04, 2011, 07:53:13 pm »
Go back to middle school for two years.

Problem: The Forza 4 demo was a tease.


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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #236 on: October 05, 2011, 01:26:56 pm »
Beat up the people that made it for making it a tease.

I need more driving time so I can get my license but no one is willing to take me driving D:
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #237 on: October 05, 2011, 02:18:28 pm »
Pffft easy. Steal a cop car.    So, i want to get a job in the mornings but im really bad at waking up on time. What should i do to ensure i get up on time?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #238 on: October 05, 2011, 02:23:43 pm »
NEVER SLEEP IN THE FIRST PLACE :O


I'm too lazy to do anything that there ever was ever.... What should I do?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #239 on: October 05, 2011, 06:11:09 pm »
Go on an epic quest to find out what to do, slay dragons, save beautiful princesses and see what happens from there!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #240 on: October 06, 2011, 07:05:09 pm »
Do twenty jumping jacks then run up and down 80 flights of stairs.


I need money but there are no jobs available.What should I do?
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #241 on: October 06, 2011, 08:45:41 pm »
Make your friends steal it for you

I don't want to do my school work
but I think my mom shall rip off my head
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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #242 on: October 06, 2011, 09:33:44 pm »
Have her rip off your head and fill it with answers

I'm tired of waiting for my wig!!!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #243 on: October 07, 2011, 01:40:21 pm »
Cut off all your hair and make it into the wig you want!

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #244 on: October 07, 2011, 04:42:05 pm »
Toke it up and blow the smoke in its face!       I found a red dress for my heavy cosplay, but i cant buy it. How does i get it?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #245 on: October 07, 2011, 10:57:47 pm »
Ask if you can have it. I'm sure they'll be nice enough to give it to you.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #246 on: October 08, 2011, 01:29:09 am »
knock on your teacher's door at 3 am to get some help.

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #247 on: October 08, 2011, 01:40:03 am »
use your feet lol

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #248 on: October 08, 2011, 01:41:56 am »
Sorry forgot to add my problem.    My ears hurt from trying to put flares in, and thex blew. What can i do to make them feel better?

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Re: The Terrible Advice Thread!
« Reply #249 on: October 08, 2011, 10:36:45 am »
Give them a happy jungle fun time song :DDD

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