Kumoricon Quotes '09

[Negima]

Just because this seems to be a tradition for me.....

Post any funny/strange/random quotes that you remember saying or hearing at the convention
(I'm well aware of the complaints and things hotel staff have said to con-goers but let's leave those out and have fun with this topic)

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

Two of my pick-up lines as Wedding Yuna at the randomness panel:
"Will you be my Guardian? *insert adorable pose here*"
"I have a huge airship; wanna ride?"

From the epic game of freeze in the hallway:
"This is number 32; I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!" *refering to Garnet having Zidane's thirty-second kid. xD*

Pretty much everything from chess; especially the chess masters. Can't remember anything exactly.

[reppy]

I was talking to a guy outside that was crossplaying as a character from Princess Princess.  He explained to me how his character is a guy who is dressed up like a girl.  

Me: "So REALLY, you're technically not crossplaying because the character is a guy that just happens to be dressed like a girl."

Him: "Exactly."

Me: "It's kind of like 'it's only gay if you make eye contact.'"

Him: "Uhh, haha yeah."

Me: "That's what I was always told, anyways."

Him: "......"

Me: "I've said too much. Goodbye!"


I'm walking down the sidewalk in my Chi cosplay and a homeless guy comes up to me:

Him: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Me: "I'm a guy."

Him (to his female friend): "See, I told you."

[The_Panda]

Two of my pick-up lines as Wedding Yuna at the randomness panel:
"Will you be my Guardian? *insert adorable pose here*"
"I have a huge airship; wanna ride?"

From the epic game of freeze in the hallway:
"This is number 32; I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!" *refering to Garnet having Zidane's thirty-second kid. xD*

Pretty much everything from chess; especially the chess masters. Can't remember anything exactly.

And remember, Yuna, "The bigger the Airship, the smaller the button."

[LtCommanderRichie]

"Jesus Christ Demyx!"

Nothing like the reaction on people's faces when we all find out that someone in the group just bought roughly $20 in M&Ms. That's almost two pounds, by the way. And they match my sitar's colors.

[Mr Silmero]

My line to a few people at door guarding events

"Screw the rules, I have a press badge!" (Luckily by that time in the con the Yojimbo knew me well enough)

"our con chair is a Beaushonen" Once everyone kept saying how soft his hair is I had to make up a word to describe it

"Beau knows"

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

[CloudStrife32]

These were two of my favorites.

During the forum meet-up;
Me: CloudStrife32.
Several People: I know you!

And then on the way down from Soundy's room, in the elevator;
Demony: Psst! Is that the Graham?*Points at girl in front of her*
Me: *Shrugs shoulders*
Megan: Yeah! That is the Graham, Hailey!*Says it loud enough for the Graham to hear*
Demony: Are you sure it's the Graham?
Megan: Yeah, I'm sure it's the Graham!
Graham: *Turns around and throws arms up* Heeey! Yeah, I'm the Graham!
Three of us: Heeeey! =D

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

xD Another one from the random panel

*Cid is killed*
People: Phoenix Down!
*I run over with a stray Yuna feather and heal him. He jumps up and grabs the feather*
Cid: "I'm gonna take this!"
Me: "Get back here Cid!"
*chase*

I burst out laughing after that. MAN, was that room COLD in that cosplay.

[AllyKat]

My line to a few people at door guarding events

"Screw the rules, I have a press badge!" (Luckily by that time in the con the Yojimbo knew me well enough)

"our con chair is a Beaushonen" Once everyone kept saying how soft his hair is I had to make up a word to describe it

"Beau knows"

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

HA! That was my friends drawing! her line later;

"I managed to piss off the Pope AND Jesus at this convention!"

Bar-none the best way to start of my Convention-going career with awesome times like that!

[DooFeRthePanda]

i met a guy named alex and what he told me was funny because he was chinese and he said something that was kinda true
alex: "always appreciate a chinese man since he was the one who made your toys" lol

[DemonSpawn]

I'm walking down the sidewalk in my Chi cosplay and a homeless guy comes up to me:

Him: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Me: "I'm a guy."

Him (to his female friend): "See, I told you."

Oh my gosh were you the Chi in the pink dress?
I saw you a lot!

[DemonSpawn]

These were two of my favorites.

During the forum meet-up;
Me: CloudStrife32.
Several People: I know you!

And then on the way down from Soundy's room, in the elevator;
Demony: Psst! Is that the Graham?*Points at girl in front of her*
Me: *Shrugs shoulders*
Megan: Yeah! That is the Graham, Hailey!*Says it loud enough for the Graham to hear*
Demony: Are you sure it's the Graham?
Megan: Yeah, I'm sure it's the Graham!
Graham: *Turns around and throws arms up* Heeey! Yeah, I'm the Graham!
Three of us: Heeeey! =D

*double post*

You guys made fun of me like all day. D:

[nikkiolie]

my favorite "You do not want to know where that carrot has been" >_>

[fleur_fraise]

On Monday I was an engineer, and people kept asking me if I was Bob the Builder, so I decided to say yes to them. My favorite instance of this happened not long before I had to leave.
Person: Are you Bob the Builder?
Me: Yeah.
Person: Yeahhh! Can we build it?
Me: No.

Also boogiepop's boyfriend telling the people saying "I lost the game" to get a job.

[Winfred]

my favorite "You do not want to know where that carrot has been" >_>

DDD: what does that even MEAN.
why did I give that dude the carrot WHAT DID HE DOOOO

[Tygati]

I'm walking down the sidewalk in my Chi cosplay and a homeless guy comes up to me:

Him: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Me: "I'm a guy."

Him (to his female friend): "See, I told you."

You! You were awesome on so many levels! <3

my favorite "You do not want to know where that carrot has been" >_>

*SNICKER* Oh man, I was standing nearby for part of that conversation. Kuja was hysterical, with or without the carrot.

[reppy]

I'm walking down the sidewalk in my Chi cosplay and a homeless guy comes up to me:

Him: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Me: "I'm a guy."

Him (to his female friend): "See, I told you."

Oh my gosh were you the Chi in the pink dress?
I saw you a lot!

Yes, yes I was ^_^

You! You were awesome on so many levels! <3

Aw thanks! ^_^

[Shingami_lover]

I heard this a little to much... "I lost the GAME!"

But our poor poor Sasuke... random person: "Hello and how may I help u ladies"

random person: "Sakura, Sasuke KISS for us!" 
Naru "...."
Saku: " Sorry Sasu and Naru are together."
Naru: "*sighs*"
random person: "Oh sad, then do Yaoi!"
SasuNaru: go at it

[reppy]

Oh, down in the lobby one night...

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (a few people at first): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (even more people know): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (almost the entire downstairs lobby): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Some random person screaming at the top of his lungs: YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!

[ThiefKingsHier]

 Me: (to the Jesus cosplayer) Jesus Christ! You smoke?!
 Jesus: Nah, only when Im intoxicated.


 I was caught by one of my drama-holic friends-

" You wouldnt BELIEVE the con-drama this morning!"
" No I wouldnt. " *walks away*

This was apparently hilarious.

[IrukaSensei]

At the Random Panel.

Looking for the next person to do the Boys versus girl game, thing.

Me: *Standing in the corner near Yuna waving her hand as hard as she can*
Couple of peopole: Let the Turk do it!
Me: *still stands, ends up getting the box of pocky and runs out*
Panel: *does whatever it's doing for like fourty-five seconds*
Me: *Runs back in with the DvD* Got it!
Everyone: O.o

Because Female Martial Arts is just so awesome like that!

To quote my companion Reno, from the Random Panel of doom.

"Is that Mako in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?"

[xcthulhux]

in the anime that scarred me for life panel, my friend mark was the one who talked about berserk, and his mom, and i just thought that it deserved a place in this thread

[leonmasteries]

for me, it was the stuff said at the Slightly Anime Dating Game, I just kept laughing through that, one example was the "Explain why I should choose you and tell me something bad about the person to your right." and you look up at the contestants, and you have Jesus up there, the person sitting on Jesus' left, the look on his face was just priceless... Another one was "My magic wand might be stiff, but it's Detachable." I never thought I would have herd that from Jack Skelington.

[IrukaSensei]

Wait, Jack said WHAT^?!?! O>O

[leonmasteries]

Wait, Jack said WHAT^?!?! O>O

yes, the question was "What would you do with your magic wand?" and that's what he said, but the entire show was just hilarious... I hope it was fully video taped and then put up on youtube so others can see it.

[Dubaby]

Another one was "My magic wand might be stiff, but it's Detachable." I never thought I would have herd that from Jack Skelington.

haha... my friends were quoting that on the way home XD

[DemonSpawn]

Us all sleepy in the lobby on Monday:

Me: Mmmm knee. (I was sitting on the floor with my head on Cloudy's knee.)
Megan: What's with you and knees?
Me: Knees are comfy and Cloudy has the perfect knee!
Megan: (She put her head on Bre's knee) You're right, knees are comfy! But Bre's knee's way better.
Me: Nuh uh!
And we argued about this for like 20 minutes.

[leonmasteries]

Another one was "My magic wand might be stiff, but it's Detachable." I never thought I would have herd that from Jack Skelington.

haha... my friends were quoting that on the way home XD

ya, that event alone made my time at Kumoricon awesome, even tho there was a bit I did enjoy, that was the best, and I'm glad I waited for about 50 minutes, because just looking at the facial expressions on the host's face was priceless.

[Himura Kenshin]

In the Karaoke room on sunday morning someone told me that Raichu was a representation of a demon that lives in people's belly buttons.

[IrukaSensei]

Random Panel stuff:

Cid: I'm already in enough trouble, I'm stealing from Shin-Ra!
Me and Reno: *heads snap to look at each other, then snap forward. Stalk towards the stage*
Cid: *notices us* Oh... *bolts for it*
Me and Reno: *get across the stage, I get passed the big guy, cause I am tiny like that. Jump down and chase after Cid...*
Me and Reno: *Bring him back in, then hilarity ensues as he tries to gain freedom. THen someone gives me and Reno five bucks, and we let Cid go.*

I love the age guessing game. I figured it out in one shot, it was pretty epic. The shock on the girls faces.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

Dude, I was walking around in my new kingdom hearts shirt at 1 in the morning looking for something I couldnt remember, I go into the lost and found and one of the staff looks at me...

Staff: Um... Uh, what.... are you, looking for *looking at my legs*
Me: My ________.
Staff 2: It hasnt been turned in yet. *knows I have pants on*
Staff: Are you wearing anything under that?
Me: No... *sarcasum*
Staff: and your..
Me:15
Staff: Go get your pants on!!!
Me: *lifts my shirt showing my shorts*
Staff: ........




and when I was outside I was still in my pjs and someone came up to me..

Boy: Where are your pants?
Me: Kassanoda took them.
Boy: KASSANODA!! *books it looking for her*
ME: Kassanoda-senpai (I was Haruhi in the tea party)
Him: Oh, hey.
Me: Where did you take my pants this time.
Boy: *glomps* give her bakc her pants!!!

I couldnt stop laughing.

and then someone freaked on me becasue mini man commented a red kimono i was in.
and freaked even more when I kissed Mini-mans cheek.. Later I accually did kiss Mini man and the dude saw and was like... "Mini-man kissed you!!"

This dude dosent understand awesome friendship..
xD

Mini-man also said "Mmm.. Scrumptious" xD

[leonmasteries]

Random Panel stuff:

Cid: I'm already in enough trouble, I'm stealing from Shin-Ra!
Me and Reno: *heads snap to look at each other, then snap forward. Stalk towards the stage*
Cid: *notices us* Oh... *bolts for it*
Me and Reno: *get across the stage, I get passed the big guy, cause I am tiny like that. Jump down and chase after Cid...*
Me and Reno: *Bring him back in, then hilarity ensues as he tries to gain freedom. THen someone gives me and Reno five bucks, and we let Cid go.*

I love the age guessing game. I figured it out in one shot, it was pretty epic. The shock on the girls faces.

I remember that, that was just awesome... Than my friend went and hid the the spear while you guys were out of the room. But ya, that was funny

[Teddy_Bearxx]

xD Another one from the random panel

*Cid is killed*
People: Phoenix Down!
*I run over with a stray Yuna feather and heal him. He jumps up and grabs the feather*
Cid: "I'm gonna take this!"
Me: "Get back here Cid!"
*chase*

I burst out laughing after that. MAN, was that room COLD in that cosplay.

Dude, someone I was hanging with shoved a soft mini thing up my shirt and said I was pregnate...
then some turned to me becsue he knew it was fake (after everyone asked how old I was and when I said 15 they freaked) he turned put his hand in a fist and he stopped his hand and shouted "Falcons Baby!"

xD

[IrukaSensei]

Leon:
Me and reno did a lot of things at that Panel, that just made hilarity ensue. XD

[leonmasteries]

ya, I really enjoyed that panel a lot... I think the thing that made it all great, besides the FF refrences and skits, was the bigger or better, where that one guy first brought back a traffic cone, than a cane.

[IrukaSensei]

Leon:
It kinda pissed me off on how the crowd booed the guy that took the cone away. We coulda got in big trouble for that. I even yelled at the crowd to stop booing him.

[leonmasteries]

iruka:
what I found interesting was when everyone cheered, I know it was supposed to be thanking him, but to me, it's like they were cheering for booing him... I was another person that told others to be quiet, because like you said, it could have ended up bad... But ya, they should of all yelled sorry instead of cheered... By the way, I was the one who did rock paper scissors against the ninja. But I did enjoy that panel a lot and was surprised at how many people showed up, especially seeing as how the last one I was at was in 06 (the first one) this panel really went far, and I see it as eventually taking up more than just the one live room.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

You did rock paper sissors agains the Panty Ninja?

I felt so bad for Pie-man.
He looked like he was going to cry xD

[leonmasteries]

You did rock paper sissors agains the Panty Ninja?

I felt so bad for Pie-man.
He looked like he was going to cry xD

Pie-man? sorry, I need to see a pic so as to see who that was... But ya, that ninja was good at RPS, it took like 5 rounds before he finally got the first one, than another few rounds before he got the second.

[IrukaSensei]

The Rock Paper scissors was awesome. But once again me and Reno made more hilarity ensue, and I got the pope on my side XXD *giggles like a fiend* >3

[leonmasteries]

The Rock Paper scissors was awesome. But once again me and Reno made more hilarity ensue, and I got the pope on my side XXD *giggles like a fiend* >3

lol ya, that was true... I'm glad you guy's showed up... But the panelist were correct about attracting turks to the panel. The first Random Panel actually had turks with a sign up sheet, getting people to apply for being a turk.

[IrukaSensei]

Well, expect me there again next year. Heck, wish I could be a panelist XD lulz.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

I ment at the oppening ceramonie.
xD

[leonmasteries]

I ment at the oppening ceramonie.
xD

ah, that makes sense why I don't know that person, because I sadly wasn't able to attend the opening...

[leonmasteries]

Well, expect me there again next year. Heck, wish I could be a panelist XD lulz.

nice, can't wait to see you next year, I will probably be doing a FF cosplay as well, because I would actually like to have more people take pics of me.

[IrukaSensei]

I play obscure enough characters that most people only take pics of me if I am with more known characters. *smiles weakly*

[Teddy_Bearxx]

I'm walking down the sidewalk in my Chi cosplay and a homeless guy comes up to me:

Him: "Are you a guy or a girl?"

Me: "I'm a guy."

Him (to his female friend): "See, I told you."

Oh my gosh were you the Chi in the pink dress?
I saw you a lot!

Demony I miss you and everyone else already.
I missed you all as soon as I got in the truck.

[hanawaya]

(Someone holds up a a pink Haro) "What is this and why does it vibrate?"
(Me) "Ah... Wa.... I...." Walk away

[The_Panda]

Random Panel stuff:

Cid: I'm already in enough trouble, I'm stealing from Shin-Ra!
Me and Reno: *heads snap to look at each other, then snap forward. Stalk towards the stage*
Cid: *notices us* Oh... *bolts for it*
Me and Reno: *get across the stage, I get passed the big guy, cause I am tiny like that. Jump down and chase after Cid...*
Me and Reno: *Bring him back in, then hilarity ensues as he tries to gain freedom. THen someone gives me and Reno five bucks, and we let Cid go.*

I love the age guessing game. I figured it out in one shot, it was pretty epic. The shock on the girls faces.

I was the one who gave you guys 5 bucks. Best spent 5 bucks ever.

[leonmasteries]

I play obscure enough characters that most people only take pics of me if I am with more known characters. *smiles weakly*

ya, but I am surprised a few people did know me, and yet was surprised so many didn't, if that makes sense in some way... Probably because I keep hearing people ask online what that is, but do to the fact the character was in Shonen Jump for a while, maybe that's why.

[IrukaSensei]

XD LOL some knew me, but I got ccalled Elena often *eyebrow twitch*

Panda - I know, that fed me and Reno. Thank you so much, I have Hypoglycemia, and that got me something to keep me from passing out. XD

[ZombieFace]

"You can't Stand here."

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-!"

Can you quote pure RAAAAAAAAAAAGE!?

[Teuvan]

*Playing poker with a couple people Friday night in my room, I receive a text from a female friend...*

Her: So she's in your room?
Me: Yes
Her: Good job
Me (Almost immediately after her last text): And so is a guy named Doug
Her: Not good job

[~boogiepop~]

After someone gives me a drink of water.

Me: Thanks for the water dude.
Him: No problem. *Points at my boobs* By the way those are very lovely.

lolwat?

Also since it's so terrible. This was when Zombieface was doing a shoot with my boyfriend and I for our Black Mage/White Mage.

ZF: So cross your staffs together and look at each other.
Me: *Looking at my boyfriend* Hey Kyle, we're staff crossed lovers...hur hur.
Kyle: I hate you.

[CloudStrife32]

Also since it's so terrible. This was when Zombieface was doing a shoot with my boyfriend and I for our Black Mage/White Mage.

ZF: So cross your staffs together and look at each other.
Me: *Looking at my boyfriend* Hey Kyle, we're staff crossed lovers...hur hur.
Kyle: I hate you.

I recall walking passed you guys and hearing that. It made me laugh. xD

[~boogiepop~]

We were actually in a place with no people the first time we said it but I'm pretty sure I mentioned it other times throughout the day. I like to drop the ridiculous puns a lot.

Also heard within my group throughout the whole weekend.

Person one: Hey, see *insert description here*.
Person two: Yeah...
Person one: Your team.
Person two: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[Teddy_Bearxx]

Haha.
I found you when you were Victoribell.
Your boobs were soft
xDDDDDD

[ZombieFace]

After someone gives me a drink of water.

Me: Thanks for the water dude.
Him: No problem. *Points at my boobs* By the way those are very lovely.

lolwat?

Also since it's so terrible. This was when Zombieface was doing a shoot with my boyfriend and I for our Black Mage/White Mage.

ZF: So cross your staffs together and look at each other.
Me: *Looking at my boyfriend* Hey Kyle, we're staff crossed lovers...hur hur.
Kyle: I hate you.

lol. I saw you 2 whisper something.. now it makes sense.  lol

also. why for you keep all the creepers to yourself? greedy greedy greedy.

[~boogiepop~]

Haha.
I found you when you were Victoribell.
Your boobs were soft
xDDDDDD

Hahahahahaha. I'm glad you enjoyed them?

After someone gives me a drink of water.

Me: Thanks for the water dude.
Him: No problem. *Points at my boobs* By the way those are very lovely.

lolwat?

Also since it's so terrible. This was when Zombieface was doing a shoot with my boyfriend and I for our Black Mage/White Mage.

ZF: So cross your staffs together and look at each other.
Me: *Looking at my boyfriend* Hey Kyle, we're staff crossed lovers...hur hur.
Kyle: I hate you.

lol. I saw you 2 whisper something.. now it makes sense.  lol

also. why for you keep all the creepers to yourself? greedy greedy greedy.

I reel them in so I can scalp them to add to the collection in my closet.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

Haha.
xD

Oh yes I enjoyed your boobs as much as my Naruto enjoyed thinking I was pantless for 5 hours.
xD

[Namazzi]

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

LOL! The best line I heard all of con.  That was fun. =3

[legoman60]

DancingTofu: You know, that is technically a crossplay (points to a girl dressed as Bridget)

Me: Yep, and if it wasn't it would scare me... a lot

[nikkiolie]

my favorite "You do not want to know where that carrot has been" >_>

DDD: what does that even MEAN.
why did I give that dude the carrot WHAT DID HE DOOOO

well we decided that Kuja is not....well equipped. That was a very entertaining night. I love hanging out with Yatta Cloud XD

Oh another good one from our group "WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!"

[Kimiski]

"Thats why you need bigger boobs and a sluttier outfit!"
Random cosplay conversation during full elevator openage.

[Kimiski]

My line to a few people at door guarding events

"Screw the rules, I have a press badge!" (Luckily by that time in the con the Yojimbo knew me well enough)

"our con chair is a Beaushonen" Once everyone kept saying how soft his hair is I had to make up a word to describe it

"Beau knows"

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

Ahh! I caught the end of that at the yaoi pannel! LOL
So THATS what the picture thing was all about, lol.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

DancingTofu: You know, that is technically a crossplay (points to a girl dressed as Bridget)

Me: Yep, and if it wasn't it would scare me... a lot

What is Dancing Tofus real name?
I might have meet him.

[AllyKat]

@anyone talking about Random Panel

I don't know about anyone else, but I cheered and applauded the poor Chair-person man both times,
when he took the cone away and when he came back. He could have been seriously crucified... not all
Hotel's understand the don't-kill-the-messenger rule...

Also... You Shin-ra people roxs socks... I wish i had chosen a character that more people would have
recognized/had more interaction with... but I love Heather from Silent Hill 3 too much to abandon that
cosplay...

My fav quote of that panel:

"I'm sorry your boyfriend was sucked into my wind tunnel, want to bear my children?"

Yes Miroku, yes i will.

~Allykat

[Himura Kenshin]

I was adjusting my sword in the hallway, and from behind me I heard,
"WOAH! Watch where you point that thing!"
There was a shinigami captain standing there, apparently the end of my sword had risen when I was fixing it on my belt and almost got him right in the crotch.

[~boogiepop~]

@Teddy- It's Charles.

[Teddy_Bearxx]

Ah. The staff I'm thinking of is Austin.

[Man of the Public]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

[reppy]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

But what happens to the one you shot? Does it fly away, too? 

[@random]

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

From that gong panel, the Pope:

"Does anyone want to try to beat the disabled children?"

[BlackjackGabbiani]

Random Guy (after I told him who I was dressed as): Oh yeah, so you picked a character you look nothing like?
Me (mad, thinking it was a fat reference): What are you TALKING about?
Random Guy: Hayley's blonde.


*points to sig* No she's not.

[The_Panda]

XD LOL some knew me, but I got ccalled Elena often *eyebrow twitch*

Panda - I know, that fed me and Reno. Thank you so much, I have Hypoglycemia, and that got me something to keep me from passing out. XD

You're welcome. Glad I could help.I might've paid you guys more, but I was running low on cash at the moment.

[Man of the Public]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

But what happens to the one you shot? Does it fly away, too?  

It either flies or dies depending on how fat it is.
Here's one from my bro and Big Chris

BC: Hey Lupin you haven't stolen anything yet!
Bro: Nothing.
Besides your WOMAN!
BC: WHAT!

[oslapedo]

Oh, down in the lobby one night...

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (a few people at first): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (even more people know): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (almost the entire downstairs lobby): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Some random person screaming at the top of his lungs: YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!

If this didn't happen every five seconds maybe I wouldn't resent it so.

[fleur_fraise]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

That was so awesome. I also liked Soldier Megan's version.

RFHG: Free hugs!
Megan: (as Soldier from TF2) I DON'T HUG MAGGOTS.

Person one: Hey, see *insert description here*.
Person two: Yeah...
Person one: Your team.
Person two: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Lol two people in particular, amirite?

[nikkiolie]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

That was so awesome. I also liked Soldier Megan's version.

RFHG: Free hugs!
Megan: (as Soldier from TF2) I DON'T HUG MAGGOTS.

Person one: Hey, see *insert description here*.
Person two: Yeah...
Person one: Your team.
Person two: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Lol two people in particular, amirite?

OMG the your team one happened with my group on a regular basis >_>;;; We are all horrible people XD

[Monkeydog]

ya, I really enjoyed that panel a lot... I think the thing that made it all great, besides the FF refrences and skits, was the bigger or better, where that one guy first brought back a traffic cone, than a cane.

hehehheheh.

That is one of my friends. I'm pretty sure it was perfectly legitimate...but knowing him...hmm. He also ended up winning Press Your Luck later in the day.

[Auricle]

So Sk_Chan (as Germany) and I (as Italy) walk into the randomness of the internet panel and sit down to watch the lulz. One of the videos was getting pregressively more disturbing and Sk ended up putting her hand over my eyes. The quote is in my signature. XD

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

Random Free Hug Girl: Hug?
Professor Layton: Only if you can answer my riddle.
RFHG: Okay.
Layton: There are 12 crows on a fence, if you shoot one how many are left?
RFHG: One.
Layton: Wrong. There are none, the crows fly away when you shoot the gun.

That was so awesome. I also liked Soldier Megan's version.

RFHG: Free hugs!
Megan: (as Soldier from TF2) I DON'T HUG MAGGOTS.

Person one: Hey, see *insert description here*.
Person two: Yeah...
Person one: Your team.
Person two: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Lol two people in particular, amirite?

OMG the your team one happened with my group on a regular basis >_>;;; We are all horrible people XD

I remember the two of you doing that at the square on pre-reg day. xD

[Trumby]

Dude, I was walking around in my new kingdom hearts shirt at 1 in the morning looking for something I couldnt remember, I go into the lost and found and one of the staff looks at me...

Staff: Um... Uh, what.... are you, looking for *looking at my legs*
Me: My ________.
Staff 2: It hasnt been turned in yet. *knows I have pants on*
Staff: Are you wearing anything under that?
Me: No... *sarcasum*
Staff: and your..
Me:15
Staff: Go get your pants on!!!
Me: *lifts my shirt showing my shorts*
Staff: ........

lolol, I was totally in there for that one. That was pretty hilarious

Person one: Hey, see *insert description here*.
Person two: Yeah...
Person one: Your team.
Person two: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

I feel so bad for Josh..

There were a lot of hilarious "That's what she said" moments in the yoji office, but that's probably because of lack of sleep more than anything else.

I know I made someone almost joke on what he was drinking but I can't remember what I said now <.<

[BuddyChrist]

Me: (to the Jesus cosplayer) Jesus Christ! You smoke?!
 Jesus: Nah, only when Im intoxicated.

XDDDDDD

[Squall]

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

From that gong panel, the Pope:

"Does anyone want to try to beat the disabled children?"

Oh dear god there are so many hilarious quotes from the Gong Show panel (that was me that was running it btw lol)... Too bad we can't post most of them on here due to content. LOL

[reppy]

Oh, down in the lobby one night...

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (a few people at first): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (even more people know): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (almost the entire downstairs lobby): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Some random person screaming at the top of his lungs: YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!

If this didn't happen every five seconds maybe I wouldn't resent it so.

Really?  I only saw it happen once.  I saw a lot of people complaining about it on the forums (the Marco Polo and "the game" stuff), but I hardly ever noticed it. I guess I was just always in the right place or something. ^_^;  I understand hearing "You just lost the game" 100 times is annoying, but I would maybe hear it once every couple of hours.

[Squall]

Oh, down in the lobby one night...

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (a few people at first): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (even more people know): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Crowd (almost the entire downstairs lobby): POLO!

Person: MARCO!

Some random person screaming at the top of his lungs: YOU ALL JUST LOST THE GAME!

If this didn't happen every five seconds maybe I wouldn't resent it so.

Really?  I only saw it happen once.  I saw a lot of people complaining about it on the forums (the Marco Polo and "the game" stuff), but I hardly ever noticed it. I guess I was just always in the right place or something. ^_^;  I understand hearing "You just lost the game" 100 times is annoying, but I would maybe hear it once every couple of hours.

I heard it every 10-15 minutes while in the open hotel convention areas.  "the game" honestly stopped being funny a long time ago...just like Rick Rolling (as well as Marco Polo).  The sad thing is some people just can't let go of an old joke, or don't know it's an old joke and keep using it long after its expiration date...or use it simply because others are doing it.

[Kadaj]

Me dressed as Rufus Shinra, a Random cosplayer, and Reno.

Random Cosplayer: Can I bum a cig off you?
Me: What are you willing to do for it?
Random Cosplayer: Anything.
Me: Anything? -evil smile- Are you sure you would do anything?
Random Cosplayer: -takes a step back looking a little uneasy- On second thought-
Me: -cuts off with a wink and a finger to my lips and inches closer with hand stretched inches from their face- Come now. You said anything didn't you? -puts a seductive look on my face-
Random Cosplayer: -jumps back with a little blush and a squeak and runs for the hills-
Me: -chuckles and shakes head- Man, I love scaring off the poor.
Reno: Boss man?
Me: -turns to look at Reno with a quirked eyebrow- Yes?
Reno: Your a ass.
Me: And you just realized this?
Reno: No, I just thought I would point out the obvious like usual. -noms on muffin-
Me: -looks at the muffin and looks at Reno, then snatches the muffin away-
Reno: Hey, that's my muffin! -reaches out to snatch it back-
Me: -holds the muffin away from him- Your muffin? I think you forget something, Reno. Your my peon. What's yours is mine. Plus, If you really wanted it, you wouldn't have let me snatch it away in the first place. -takes a nibble-
Reno: -pouts and wibbles- My muffin... And I'm not a peon!
Me: -bursts into laughter well swallowing the bite of muffin and starts to choke-
Reno: Boss! -starts slapping me on the back to try and get the muffin down-
Me: -finally gets the food down and says between coughs- Here. I don't want your murderous muffin anymore.
Reno: -takes the muffin and smiles- Yay! I got my muffin back! -skips away-
Me: -takes in a couple of deep breaths- Gosh, I lived through a explosion and a muffin almost takes me out... -realizes that I let the muffin get away with it- Hey! Bring me back that muffin! The muffin must DIE!! -chases after the Reno to get the muffin-

And you know, I never did get my hands on that muffin. He had eaten it by the time I finally caught him. -pouts-

[Meganekko]

Hahah, "Beau Knows."

Also great, "Cloud ran out of emo."

[Bresslol]

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

From that gong panel, the Pope:

"Does anyone want to try to beat the disabled children?"

Oh dear god there are so many hilarious quotes from the Gong Show panel (that was me that was running it btw lol)... Too bad we can't post most of them on here due to content. LOL

Match game:
The ninja was apprehended in the castle when they caught him _____ing.
Contestant: Farting.
Zach and Snow White: FRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
(I forget who): Dear god, what does Snow White fart? Woodland creatures? Birds?
Dr. House: Why do birds suddenly appear....
(room loses it for a minute or two)
Dr. House: Every time, you go FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT


That was easily one of the best laughs I had all weekend.

[@random]

"Who drew THIS!?" ~ Jesus holding up a picture at the yaoi panel after we drew some...things and threw it into the gong panel next door where he was at

From that gong panel, the Pope:

"Does anyone want to try to beat the disabled children?"

Oh dear god there are so many hilarious quotes from the Gong Show panel (that was me that was running it btw lol)... Too bad we can't post most of them on here due to content. LOL

Yeah... it kinda takes away the funniness when you have to reduce it to

Squall: Does anyone want to try to beat the *beep beep* Jesus team?
Jesus: Now, was that the *beep beep* Jesus team, or the *beep* Jesus team? Because if it's the *beep* Jesus team, I'm totally down with that.

[RoscoeTEHclam]

phrases I heard most:
"where is it supposed to be?"
"what's going on here"
"SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[NekoAkiko]

I think my favorite quote was this -->

Sora: KAIRI! I've found you at last!
Me: I'm sorry, I already have my Sora *Holds up Shadow Plushie*
Sora: D: Awwww

[Chibiorochimaru]

Hmmm I think my fav had to be
Rikku: [to Garnet] This is why we can't have nice things D< -points at gunblade-

[Meganekko]

Beau on his near arrest several years ago, " The first thing the cop asks, 'Are you drunk?!' 'No sir, we were.... bored.'"

[Mr Silmero]

Love that

"You guys have a DOG!?" "Yeah hes probably chewing on your friend right now"


oh Beau...surrounding yourself with friends like that.

[xcthulhux]

During the oftenly renamed panel, my friend mark told my friend evan to "Stand up, so you can get on your knees"
that made me laugh because if taken out of context it would have sounded dirty.
also that it kind of sounds like "get up so you can get back down"

[Meganekko]

Love that

"You guys have a DOG!?" "Yeah hes probably chewing on your friend right now"


oh Beau...surrounding yourself with friends like that.

I think Beau need my "Bad decisions make great stories.." tattoo more than I do.

[The_Geek]

At the Sunday DGM photoshoot:
Kanda: *Watching some sort of slash pairing photo being taken* What the hell justifies that?!
Daisya (Me): Fanfiction!

I swear that may be the best retort I have ever given.

[EmAino]

Overheard this one while on the elevator with the Pope when who should get on, but Jesus....

Jesus: POPE!  So, how's the church?....

[Fachion-pari]

Ok, so my friends and I were talking in the dealers room, because we had run into each other, and as we talked, we suddenly started saying how normal people who don't cosplay would think all these people were weird, then, our friend Jacob/J was like,
"Wait, so what if we saw Hilary Clinton and Barrack Obama holding hands and skipping down the halls? I'd be like, BARRACK OBAMA?!"
Then we laughed until we were almost crying. >3<

[Sakis01]

Another one was "My magic wand might be stiff, but it's Detachable." I never thought I would have herd that from Jack Skelington.

haha... my friends were quoting that on the way home XD

ya, that event alone made my time at Kumoricon awesome, even tho there was a bit I did enjoy, that was the best, and I'm glad I waited for about 50 minutes, because just looking at the facial expressions on the host's face was priceless.

You know he's going to go home every night thinking about the things that were said at the Dating Game.

[Sakis01]

So I was walking up the stairs to the 9th floor (cause of crappy elevator service) and I heard mumbling from above when I reached the source, it was a group of people and then someone boasted "And that's a steak I'll NEVER forget!"
I was like WTF?!

[oslapedo]

I love dumb stuff like that

[StarryShay]

Me and Sahara were wearing our Vocaloid cosplay. ._.
Shay: "Yeah, I wonder what a good joke would be..."
Sahara: "Your software is so ugly, that when the king of notredam puts it into his computer, he throws up."

I laughed really hard for some reason. xDD

[oslapedo]

lololol that's not even how we said it.

We were doing 'your software' jokes

[StarryShay]

I didn't remember the exact context though. C:
And yeah, haha, I think I said one like:
"Your software is so ugly that when somebody puts it into they're computer, all the living beings in the room die. "

[Radien]

"Hey!! Crossplayers have nipples too!!"

...My indignant response to my girlfriend, who wouldn't stop trying to grope me in my maid crossplay.

She later bought a little blank sign from a dealer and wrote the quote on it with a sharpie. The seller seemed to think it was pretty funny, and apparently it might show up on one of their signs for sale in the future. ^^;

[reppy]

I was hanging out with a Link cosplayer.  They bent over to pick something up on the ground and lo' and behold.. it was a small key!

"Dude, you got the key!  You can now open a dungeon door! Maybe even find the castle map!"