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Offline Waffles

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« Reply #50 on: July 30, 2006, 11:01:50 pm »
God damn I think I have to re quote myself........
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« Reply #51 on: July 31, 2006, 04:10:33 am »
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Hey Dark Lady. what's the name of the Mexican Phone Company?


I don't know Jay, what is the name of the Mexican Phone Companay..... wait..... wait.... oh gods Jay!!!!  >.<

*sighs* Taco Bell

Har har... I work for the Mexican Phone Company.... you would think that they would pay me better...
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« Reply #52 on: July 31, 2006, 07:24:13 pm »
Need to unionize your local Bell!

Pull my finger!
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« Reply #53 on: August 06, 2006, 09:05:13 pm »
What do you call Waffles sister who is in charge of something?

Miss Management!
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« Reply #54 on: August 06, 2006, 09:07:27 pm »
what did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in Glove with you....


also I call her melissa
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« Reply #55 on: August 07, 2006, 04:33:47 am »
So, how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well two of course (inuendo) the question really is, how did they get in there!!!

*badum cha* (drum roll sound)

I know... that was bad... and dirty...
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« Reply #56 on: August 07, 2006, 04:37:36 pm »
How many yaoi fangirls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. That's the whole point isn't it?

How many control freaks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Same answer, none. That's the whole point of control isn't it?
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« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2006, 11:15:47 am »
I liked the second one more, jaybug.


I read this in a mag.

One day, President Bush came to the White House with three cows.  The soldier at the door saluted Bush and asked him, "What's with the cows, sir?"
Bush replied, "These are top-grade black angus cows.  I got one for my wife, and two for my two girls."
The soldier saluted the President once again and said, "Nice trade, sir."
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