Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 415011 times)

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1100 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:17:13 pm »

Granted, but now you no exist.

I wish Washougal_Otaku would choke on a sandwich.

Teasel · « **Reply #1101 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:35:54 pm »

Granted. Now her ghost hsunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish I could leave the house and not freeze to death. (It's horrible out there!)

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1102 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:37:40 pm »

(He not a lady!) Granted, you slip and fall to your death!

I wish the igloo we built would not get damaged by those damn kids!

StarryShay · « **Reply #1103 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:39:03 pm »

Granted. The igloodamages the kids, and you are sent to jail for child abuse.

I wish this wish could not be corrupted.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1104 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:41:02 pm »

Granted, but your mind will!

I wish Mario and Luigi would STFU and DIE!

StarryShay · « **Reply #1105 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:43:08 pm »

Granted, Peach now haunts your dreams.

I wish someone would bring Mario and Luigi were back. ;_;

GANG//GReeN · « **Reply #1106 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:54:26 pm »

granted but now they are undead zombies who will eat your BRAIN!!!

i wish the snow would go away so i can go get my x-mas present from my grandma *COUGH COUGH COUGH* i mean so that santa can come visit!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1107 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:13:16 pm »

^ Granted; your present is another blizzard for your city, and your city alone.

V I wish for this...

...to appear at my house.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1108 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:23:50 pm »

Granted but since I know about it am at your house too.

I wish I had a neck beard

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1109 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:26:42 pm »

^ Granted; you also have a nose beard.

V I wish that Blackstar would leave me and the girl I mentioned alone.

StarryShay · « **Reply #1110 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:28:07 pm »

Granted. NOW I WILL STALK YOU. >:O

I wish Euphemia Li Britania didn't just die..

GANG//GReeN · « **Reply #1111 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:29:25 pm »

granted but she winds up being evil at the end of the series :/

i wish it was earlier so i could call my mom and ask if i can order my wig

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1112 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:30:26 pm »

^ Granted; she said no.

V I wish for a hug.

StarryShay · « **Reply #1113 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:31:09 pm »

-Hugs- Granted but it's from me. Mwahaha.

I wish my dress would get here in the next Five minutes.

GANG//GReeN · « **Reply #1114 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:35:45 pm »

granted, but its ripped to shreds

wishes she were old enough to own a credit card

StarryShay · « **Reply #1115 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:37:30 pm »

Granted, but you use it so much you fall into major debt.

I wish that I had something to wish for.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1116 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:40:12 pm »

Granted you have appendicitis

I wish for this

to appear at my house

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1117 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:42:08 pm »

^ Granted; you don't wanna know where it was before now, though.

V I wish for a new job.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1118 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:47:08 pm »

Granted You are taking out StarryShay appendices in a dark ally

I wish Washougal_otaku had pie

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1119 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:50:58 pm »

^granted; since he likes star trek it is a klingong blood pie

vi wish for the tennessee titans to win the super bowl this year

Blackstar · « **Reply #1120 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:54:00 pm »

Granted they do they win against amputee kittens

I wish that I had some carmax

Sporty_Otaku · « **Reply #1121 on:** December 20, 2008, 11:56:58 pm »

^granted but the container is empty

vi wish for those geico commercials with the cavemen would just go away

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1122 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:01:01 am »

^ Granted; they're final appearance will be throughout the Super Bowl.

V I wish that the Super Bowl commercials will start getting good again.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1123 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:04:17 am »

Granted but thanks to sporty_otaku we are stuck with the caveman commercials

I have the same wish as washougal_otaku

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1124 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:07:57 am »

^ Granted; less commercials about men putting beer above all else.

V I wish for a music performance during halftime that doesn't bite or feature someone who should've retired decades ago, and was bad in their prime, too!(the first bad one was Shanaia Twain; before that, I can't recall).

Blackstar · « **Reply #1125 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:10:52 am »

Granted now we get some annoying rap star

I wish I could type stuff on the computer.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1126 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:13:55 am »

^ I can't grant that; it's already applicable! Silly rabbit! Pocky is for otaku!

V I wish for an American movie or TV show that has its main charater loving pocky!

Bundyangel · « **Reply #1127 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:15:32 am »

^Granted but the series ends after one season with the main character being a hypocritcal b**tard and being diagnosed with diabetes

v i wish my cat wasn't dying

Blackstar · « **Reply #1128 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:17:25 am »

Granted..... no negative spin on this one

I wish I could turn invisible and pause and unpause time.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1129 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:18:30 am »

^ Granted, but the more you do it, the quicker your death will come.

V I wish I could relive my high school days so I could do so much better than the last time.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1130 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:24:16 am »

Granted YOU GET TO TAKE HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN (it all ready bad enough)

I wish I wish that the number 7 looked like the number 8 and visa versa.

Bundyangel · « **Reply #1131 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:26:34 am »

^Granted, but the IRS just cam calling about some back taxes and now you own 8,000 dollars, in stead of 7,000. merry Christmas :D

v I wish mewcon would get here faster

Blackstar · « **Reply #1132 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:29:17 am »

Granted It tomorrow but it is canceled due to the weather

(see ya at the real mew con)

I wish I did not have to make a wish

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1133 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:32:01 am »

^ Granted; my birthday cake!

V I wish my birthday a few weeks ago would've been double pay from work, especially since I worked a total of 11.5 hours, 5.5 hours longer than I should've.

Bundyangel · « **Reply #1134 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:39:02 am »

^granted, but your work turns out to be a sweatshop on the side, and is so closed, effectively making you lose your job.

v I wish That I could throw a cupcake at someone really, really hard

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1135 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:44:09 am »

^ Granted; you can hit Patrick's parents. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

V I wish for a cupcake, but not the one that Bundyangel will be throwing.

Bundyangel · « **Reply #1136 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:54:02 am »

^Granted, however it was dropped on the floor. Twice.

(On a side note, I'd totally do it too)

v I wish spraypaint would dry faster.

StarryShay · « **Reply #1137 on:** December 21, 2008, 01:02:46 am »

Granted. It dry's so fast that it turns into sand. o-o

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes. >>;

Bundyangel · « **Reply #1138 on:** December 21, 2008, 01:08:30 am »

^ Granted except that you can no long post in any thread with the word "wish" in the title.

v I wish my brain had a usb port, so i could just upload my imagination.

StarryShay · « **Reply #1139 on:** December 21, 2008, 01:09:22 am »

Granted, but your computer cant hold al of the new data.

I wish my left eye didnt hurt.

Bundyangel · « **Reply #1140 on:** December 21, 2008, 01:16:11 am »

^granted, but you can no longer see out of it.

v I wish I wasn't wide awake, so I could catch some sleeps.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1141 on:** December 21, 2008, 11:33:29 am »

^ You are sleeping and can't wake up

I wish that the freezing rain would stop

GANG//GReeN · « **Reply #1142 on:** December 21, 2008, 12:17:30 pm »

granted but now when the sun comes out it freezes the entire world

i wish my dog was dead

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1143 on:** December 21, 2008, 02:27:22 pm »

^ Granted; guess what's for dinner?

V I wish that Taco Bell will close earlier than 2 am tonight.

jaybug · « **Reply #1144 on:** December 21, 2008, 03:25:05 pm »

Granted, but only because you ran out of food, for some reason everyone and their dead dog is coming in for Chalupa night. Well, you wanted to lose 15 pounds anyway, right? That one is gratis due to the other wish.

I wish I could sleep while on the clock.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1145 on:** December 21, 2008, 03:28:08 pm »

^ Granted; but your pay has been cut back 35% for every minute you were out.

V I wish for Trix.

jaybug · « **Reply #1146 on:** December 21, 2008, 03:42:24 pm »

^ Granted, but you get thrown in jail for solicitation!

We wish we had a nice little fish, don't we my precious?

Blackstar · « **Reply #1147 on:** December 21, 2008, 04:49:04 pm »

Granted It is a in-danger spices of fish and you go to jail

I wish the person below will grant this wish.

jaybug · « **Reply #1148 on:** December 21, 2008, 05:11:58 pm »

Granted, you go to jail! Say hello to your mother for me.

I wish to make clam chowder when I get home tonight from work...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1149 on:** December 21, 2008, 07:39:58 pm »

Granted but it is some how is on fire

I wish that Santa could bake his own dam cookies.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 415011 times)