Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 416238 times)

Blackstar · « **Reply #1650 on:** February 02, 2009, 06:42:41 pm »

Ummmmmmm. what did what now... stupid smart people and all your smart talk.........YOU GET FIRED

I wish my voice did not sound so weird

Blackstar · « **Reply #1651 on:** February 02, 2009, 08:22:48 pm »

Granted now you have many reasonable phobias

I wish I did not have to go to college class tomorrow

jaybug · « **Reply #1652 on:** February 02, 2009, 09:28:39 pm »

GRanted, you get sent back to kindergarten!

I wish I didn't have to go to the grocery store after work tonight...

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1653 on:** February 02, 2009, 11:52:26 pm »

Granted, you have to go to the store at 5 AM the next morning.]

...I wish I could think of something

princessfrodo · « **Reply #1654 on:** February 02, 2009, 11:58:45 pm »

You think of something, but it is the most terrible, mind scarring image you have ever seen, and it never leaves your waking or sleeping thoughts, slowly driving you insane over the years.

I wish that yarn was less expensive.

iKakashi · « **Reply #1655 on:** February 03, 2009, 03:29:37 pm »

Grantid but now you have so much you don't know what to do with it

I wish I wasent sterio typed so much for being mexican.

jaybug · « **Reply #1656 on:** February 03, 2009, 04:40:28 pm »

Granted, you develop a speech impediment, so now everyone thinks you are a member of a Columbian drug cartel. At least people quit teasing you so easily.

I wish it was weekend already...I feel like I know too much, and my day was so nice with the sunshine and all, but then I just had to show up at work, so much for the afterglow.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1657 on:** February 03, 2009, 07:38:17 pm »

Granted but you need to stay at work because every thing brakes.

I wish we did not have that new Lacrosse coach on my team. (god he so annoying and has no clue what he doing)

Teasel · « **Reply #1658 on:** February 04, 2009, 09:32:13 am »

Granted. Now you have the Lich King for a lacrosse coach.

I wish I wasn't fugly.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1659 on:** February 04, 2009, 10:26:18 am »

^ you are constantly getting attacked for your good looks

v i wish i wasn't in school.

Teasel · « **Reply #1660 on:** February 04, 2009, 11:53:38 am »

Granted. Now you're in Juvi, enjoy.

I wish I had a vile of Love Potion 8.5

NightLotus · « **Reply #1661 on:** February 04, 2009, 12:50:07 pm »

it don't work so well ;;>_>

i wish i had more time on the interents

Blackstar · « **Reply #1662 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:11:47 pm »

Granted you have no time for life

I wish for a duck

jaybug · « **Reply #1663 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:39:42 pm »

Granted. I hope you have room to keep it. It's one of those art ducks that were places around Eugene a couple of years back. You get the hippie tie-dyed duck.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1664 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:55:30 pm »

Granted you have on fire

I wish for this wish to have spin to it

jaybug · « **Reply #1665 on:** February 04, 2009, 06:40:00 pm »

Granted, you're all spun up and can't study, go to sleep, or even sit still for longer than 22 1/2 seconds.

I wish it was time for my relief to get here already...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1666 on:** February 07, 2009, 06:00:26 pm »

Granted but they are a zombie and eat you

I wish I had Basketball refereeing experience.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1667 on:** February 08, 2009, 12:10:06 am »

and so so so many injuries too!

i wish i could make my dad do everything i wanted him to.

Teasel · « **Reply #1668 on:** February 08, 2009, 12:50:14 am »

Granted, your dad is now an emotionless robot,

I wish I had the powers of the Ghost Rider.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1669 on:** February 08, 2009, 01:13:10 am »

Granted, you have a motorcycle that can travel at mach 1, your head's always on fire and you're the devil's attack dog of justice.

I wish Batman could develop a superpower. All he's got is really cool toys, rides and general martial arts training.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1670 on:** February 08, 2009, 01:34:33 am »

he can make fireworks. he joins the X-men... his name is now... RAZZLE DAZZLE. (he kills himself the next day)

i wish i wasn't sleepy

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1671 on:** February 08, 2009, 01:59:47 am »

Granted, you're too excited that something cool is happening the next day. You get insomnia and stay up all night thinking about it, then sleep in and arrive late for over half of it.

I wish there were more days in the week that meetups that could happen.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1672 on:** February 08, 2009, 11:07:51 am »

Granted but you can't go to them

I wish I had a cake

Man of the Public · « **Reply #1673 on:** February 08, 2009, 11:11:02 am »

Granted but it's made of soot and dirt.

I wish my wish wasn't corruptible.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1674 on:** February 08, 2009, 11:14:32 am »

Granted but your life is

I wish the person below me will have the same wish as me

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1675 on:** February 08, 2009, 11:21:37 am »

granted but it aint pretty.

I wish all dogs would be turned inside-out.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1676 on:** February 08, 2009, 11:23:29 am »

Granted but they all live in you head and people thing you are crazy and they send you to a nut house

I wish my dog was not so lazy

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1677 on:** February 08, 2009, 11:36:18 am »

granted. He tears all the furniture a part and ruins your bed right before you sleeps.

I wish I had a giant box to capture people in.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1678 on:** February 08, 2009, 11:41:02 am »

Granted you catch yourself

I wish for a ninja

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1679 on:** February 08, 2009, 11:47:29 am »

Granted; she kills you before you get to see her.

I wish the Detroit Red Wings would lose every game for the next three years.

jaybug · « **Reply #1680 on:** February 08, 2009, 05:36:52 pm »

Granted, but you die tomorrow. So you really don't know that your wish being granted was a cake, I mean a lie.

Go Red Wings! lol

I wish people would come here to have fun, not be catty, or look to be offended by every little thing. Or is that asking too much?

Black~Rose · « **Reply #1681 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:03:02 am »

granted, now everyones Idea of fun is torturing you

I wish I had my braces off

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #1682 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:04:04 am »

granted but you will NEVER have good looking teeth
wish I could sleep 0.0

Blackstar · « **Reply #1683 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:47:53 am »

Granted you die in it

I wish for a spork

Black~Rose · « **Reply #1684 on:** February 15, 2009, 10:48:58 am »

granted, but you now have no food to eat with the spork

I wish I didnt need glasses and could see perfectly wit 20/20 vision without glassess or contacts

(hehehe I just made it hard to corrupt... hopefully XD)

Blackstar · « **Reply #1685 on:** February 15, 2009, 11:33:30 am »

Granted but you live in the dark and can not get out

I wish for bacon

ishpumalibu · « **Reply #1686 on:** February 15, 2009, 12:21:44 pm »

granted, then you realize the bacon has already been digested by me.

eww that's kinda gross.

jaybug · « **Reply #1687 on:** February 15, 2009, 06:37:11 pm »

Granted, now everything you touch is gross.

I wish I was on vacation...

ishpumalibu · « **Reply #1688 on:** February 15, 2009, 07:22:24 pm »

granted, you're on vacation in hell.

I wish the next person who posts will fall in love in the next month, at least 4 times.

jaybug · « **Reply #1689 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:12:36 pm »

Granted, my wife is probably going to kill me! lol

I wish I could get rid of all the stuff I don't want without having to do the labor...

princessmoon · « **Reply #1690 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:17:42 pm »

Granted, however, all the stuff you didn't want was actually all the stuff you DID want. oops X_X

I wish my cake in the oven would just be done already! It smells soooo good!

jaybug · « **Reply #1691 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:24:42 pm »

Granted, but you spent too much time here, so it's burnt already!

I wish I didn't have to eat right and exercise...

ishpumalibu · « **Reply #1692 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:45:39 pm »

granted... you don't you'll just die faster

i wish at least one cute girl had a crush on me.

jaybug · « **Reply #1693 on:** February 15, 2009, 10:32:56 pm »

granted, but she's in kindergarten. She still thinks you should do something with your hair though. Man, they start early don't they?

I wish it was closer to payday than it is...

ishpumalibu · « **Reply #1694 on:** February 15, 2009, 10:34:30 pm »

granted it is closer than it was when you posted that.

I wish I could not be harmed by anything ever...

onyx · « **Reply #1695 on:** February 15, 2009, 11:30:31 pm »

Granted, but you have magically turned into a giant seven up bottle.

I wish I had 13 foot wings on my back and the ability to fly with said wings,

NightLotus · « **Reply #1696 on:** February 15, 2009, 11:52:25 pm »

oh dear Icarus.... not again *sigh* like moths to the flame... arent they?

i wish i was free to do what i wanted to.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1697 on:** February 16, 2009, 08:56:07 am »

but you all you want to do is sleep and there for you has nighmares.

I wish I had red paint.

onyx · « **Reply #1698 on:** February 16, 2009, 10:58:10 am »

Granted- but it's permanent and you'll have red skin for all of your life.

I wish I was a voice actor.

(This could go wrong on soooo many levels.)

Blackstar · « **Reply #1699 on:** February 16, 2009, 11:50:34 am »

Granted you are Jar Jar Binks voice and people want to kill you

I wish Jar Jar Binks would die

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 416238 times)