Dun worry! You haven't been here for very long. (Plus, I don't have a social life. My computer is my friend!)
You don't know how right you are.
The computer is your friend.
We're all part of it, specially created programs to give you the illusion of hope.
Hope that some day you'll get to go to an anime convention.
This drives you on and gives you a reason to live with all the vibrance and energy that feeds the machine.
Welcome to the Matrix Neko.