Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 417285 times)

KHking · « **Reply #2700 on:** October 22, 2009, 09:07:27 pm »

You do!!!! But the wish is that you were dead, you have a heart attack and die a slow painful death

I wish my FRICKEN iPod was working!

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #2701 on:** October 22, 2009, 09:22:09 pm »

granted but it soon works to hard then burst into flames

wish i had the weekends off more often

NightLotus · « **Reply #2702 on:** October 22, 2009, 09:48:44 pm »

granted, you break a bone each weekend you have off

I wish I never had to sleep.

Cyprus · « **Reply #2703 on:** October 23, 2009, 08:28:41 am »

Granted...but you age 10 times the rate of everyone else.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

NightLotus · « **Reply #2704 on:** October 23, 2009, 09:14:03 am »

granted. you never wake up

I wish I never got hungry

Cyprus · « **Reply #2705 on:** October 23, 2009, 04:29:11 pm »

Granted....but you got so skinny that you imploded.

I wish I had a slice of pumpkin pie with cool whip right now...

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2706 on:** October 23, 2009, 04:32:20 pm »

Granted, but if you eat it your head turns into a pumpkin.

I wish it stopped raining so much..

NightLotus · « **Reply #2707 on:** October 23, 2009, 04:41:35 pm »

Granted, its fire hail instead

I wish wigs didn't itch

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #2708 on:** October 25, 2009, 05:06:36 pm »

Granted! Now they scratch.

I wish Milky Way candy bars tasted the same with the same texture and all, but weren't so fattening.

jaybug · « **Reply #2709 on:** October 26, 2009, 06:25:26 pm »

Granted, they are made with meth instead.

I wish I had no debts....

KHking · « **Reply #2710 on:** October 26, 2009, 09:27:12 pm »

You have no debts! Instead, you owe a strange man from across the street every dollar you ever gain

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2711 on:** October 26, 2009, 09:30:04 pm »

I wish my dad would get off the T.V so I could play WoW

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #2712 on:** October 26, 2009, 11:26:37 pm »

granted but you play to much and your tv blows up
wish i had my own place

Cyprus · « **Reply #2713 on:** October 27, 2009, 06:29:56 am »

Granted...but its a 15x15 shack with no running water or power.

I wish it were the weekend already.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2714 on:** October 27, 2009, 03:25:03 pm »

ok but its Sunday at 11:59

I wish my pikachu song just kept on going..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZPMmUEHFIU&feature=related

NightLotus · « **Reply #2715 on:** October 27, 2009, 03:27:16 pm »

you die

i wish I was in bed.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2716 on:** October 27, 2009, 03:32:42 pm »

Are you frakin goth or something?
(negative people..suck)

NightLotus · « **Reply #2717 on:** October 27, 2009, 03:36:44 pm »

ok.

i wish I wasn't so bored.

jaybug · « **Reply #2718 on:** October 27, 2009, 06:41:16 pm »

Granted, now you are planked!

I wish Soundninja gets a terrific boyfriend real soon!

wolfy2491 · « **Reply #2719 on:** October 27, 2009, 09:00:37 pm »

Granted, but it he's 7 years old.

I wish Wuthering Heights wasn't so confusing. X.X

bucket_stalker · « **Reply #2720 on:** October 27, 2009, 09:13:36 pm »

granted instead the book blows up when opend

i wish i had more books to read that are actuly intersesting

jaybug · « **Reply #2721 on:** October 27, 2009, 09:41:32 pm »

Granted, but the library finds you hiding out, and then throws you out into the rain, without your umbrella, as you left it behind the self-help section.

I wish my garage was already clean...

Cyprus · « **Reply #2722 on:** October 27, 2009, 09:45:30 pm »

Granted...but all of your video games and anime were in it.

I wish my body didn't require sleep.

jaybug · « **Reply #2723 on:** October 27, 2009, 09:49:03 pm »

Granted, now you have no body. I hope your astral projection does not float away tonight.

I wish I could easily figure out what sort of stuff I'll want for my home theater personal computer....

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2724 on:** October 28, 2009, 01:21:22 am »

Granted, you figured it out, now it's impossible to buy what you want.

I wish that I had a job.

Cyprus · « **Reply #2725 on:** October 28, 2009, 06:17:18 pm »

Granted...but its so far away that it costs you more to commute than you make.

I wish I had a million dollars!

jaybug · « **Reply #2726 on:** October 28, 2009, 08:53:37 pm »

Granted, but it is a forgery. Now the Secret Service wants to have a few words with you. Look out your window.

They're out there waiting.

I wish I hadn't have eaten all those beans the last couple of days....

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2727 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:35:12 pm »

Granted, you never had beans, but you have the worst gas possible!

I wish that I could have more candy!

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2728 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:37:11 pm »

GRANTED
But it overflows your whole house and its only taffee.

I wish I had a Transformer as a car.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2729 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:52:05 pm »

Granted, it is however evil and when you first jump into your car, it skewers you as it transforms with you inside it.

I wish that this Coke Zero actually tasted like Coke.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2730 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:34:04 pm »

No. Thats just sad...

I wish someone would accept me.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2731 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:38:55 pm »

Granted, you've been accepted by one of the most controlling people on the face of this planet. You cannot be accepted by anyone else.

I wish that my jaw didn't hurt.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2732 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:46:32 pm »

Granted, you dont have a jaw...

I wish I COULD FLYYY!!!!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2733 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:47:57 pm »

Granted, you lose your legs in the process so you can never walk.

I wish that I could go outside.

jaybug · « **Reply #2734 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:42:57 pm »

Granted, starting next week, it'll be coming out daily.

I wish I could start today all over, right now....

Cyprus · « **Reply #2735 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:09:56 pm »

Granted...& it goes 10x worse than originally.

I wish I had an 80" HDTV.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2736 on:** October 29, 2009, 09:27:52 pm »

Granted,but it doesnt turn on.

I wish I had a Naruto plushie...

princessmoon · « **Reply #2737 on:** October 29, 2009, 09:31:42 pm »

Granted, but Pak-kun just ate Naruto's head, left arm, and right leg.

I wish my room was just a little warmer.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #2738 on:** October 29, 2009, 10:43:11 pm »

A narrow row of planters appear on each wall with 100 roses planted in them, and suddenly they light on fire, heating the room to 50 degrees higher.

I wish I had a new plushie.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2739 on:** October 31, 2009, 03:42:28 am »

Granted, it turns out that it comes alive when you sleep at night and puts spiders in your pj's.

I wish that I could be a better player at Jetset Radio Future.

leonmasteries · « **Reply #2740 on:** November 02, 2009, 12:26:18 am »

granted, but you beat it in 5 minutes.

I wish my socks never got wet.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2741 on:** November 02, 2009, 12:28:40 am »

Granted, they just get sand in them.

I wish that I had some Halloween candy right now :'P

Cyprus · « **Reply #2742 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:59:29 am »

Granted...but its all been pre-chewed.

I wish I had some mexican food right now...

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2743 on:** November 02, 2009, 12:38:49 pm »

Granted, you get the most spiciest, most flaming hot mexican food... so much that it'll make steam come out of your ears.

I wish that I could be a better person to my friends.

jaybug · « **Reply #2744 on:** November 02, 2009, 08:17:39 pm »

Granted, but it is only marginally, so they never notice all you hard efforts at being a better friend. So now you know why they said "Are you going to the party?" And you said, "What party?" and they reply "um, no party."

I wish I find my wedding ring...

KogaRyu · « **Reply #2745 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:39:05 pm »

Granted! you find it.... AT THE PAWN SHOP!!!!!
naw thats a bit harsh. Having it repel hawt chics is punishment enough.

I wish I had the new GTR.

kylite · « **Reply #2746 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:41:38 pm »

Granted. but it keeps locking up

I wish you would not grant my wish

jaybug · « **Reply #2747 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:44:32 pm »

Granted, and you owe me for you second bowl of porridge young master Twist.

I wish I knew how to convey my feelings without making things worse...

kylite · « **Reply #2748 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:45:30 pm »

granted, you will now sing your feelings in showtune style

I wish ....

jaybug · « **Reply #2749 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:48:48 pm »

Granted. In spades!

I wish I win the Monopoly jackpot tonight after work...

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 417285 times)