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The Spoon Castle
« on: September 20, 2008, 09:16:44 pm »
This is where the spoons may reside safely within the walls of our mighty spoon castle >:3

History of the spoons:
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It all started inocently enough, two spoons fell in love, Chihiro and Oslapedo. But tragedy struck and Chihiro was killed by a terrible acident. Oslapedo revived her spoony lover but they were met with hostile remarks, violence and cruelty. After being tormented by so much they barely avoided being burned alive!

Desperate, the two fled the Fork Kingdom in search of a free land away from the forks. They established their own kingdom with Oslapedo leading as the Royal king of the spoons, and Chihiro as the royal Queen of the spoons. The two enjoyed peace for a short while and were blessed with two young children. NightLotus, was born the eldest, and Danayoki was their younger daughter.

All this happiness was shattered when one fateful night Danayoki was stolen away! The king and queen grieved their loss but they were suddenly met with more rage as the Fork Kingdom attacked! They fought back and prayed to the Wooden Spoon gods for aid!

A valliant savior came upon them in the form of DancingTofu, a warrior of great power wielding spoons and ice scream scoops alike! During the war he was killed once but he was revived as a zombie and warmly welcomed into the zomibe friendly Spoon Kingdom. War raged as the Spoons were joined by the Chopsticks, Whisks, Tongs, and many other loyal suporters in the battle against the forks.

However Lotus ran away from the Spoon Kingdom and married the horrid Fork king Mr. Mustash! Her parents swore revenge upon his cursed soul, and they vowed to retrieve her from the evil grasps of the Fork King!

In the middle of the fight a hybrid was created as three spork children were born from the scandalous love of Mustash and Lotus! "Sppa" "Aaam" and "Amm". At first they were met with rejection as sporks had no welcome in the Spoon Kingdom. The king and queen fought the Fork King to ensure the return of their daughter as the spoons rejected these new sporks.

The King and Queen finally accepted the sporks for the sake of their child but still could not accept the forks. War ceaselessly raged on but a break through occurred on the 20th of September when Chihiro finnaly found her daughter Danayoki who had been enduring torture by the forks for all this time! The two returned to the Spoon Kingdom and all spoons rejoiced!

The war continued as Spoons and Forks alike fought for the sake of their kingdoms and the spoons recruited onlookers to ward off Mustash's evil ways. An all out epic brawl had been let loose!

Thread after thread was created in the spoon vs fork fight. Oh it was ugly, many brave spoon lifes were lost and others showed their bravery in battle. It was a brawl of the wits, and even moreso of who's internet power was faster! Countless kindred souls fought for the sake of the Spoon Kingdom.

As the raging war climaxed the spam caught the attention of the admins who requested that both spoons and forks come to an impass, and cease the relentless spamming! Both sides agreed and this Spoon Castle that you currently are within, was created as a refugee for spoons of all sorts to congregate.

Unknown to some it was thanks to Mustash that the Spoon Castle was formed, as he fought for us and our spoony rights to have our own home in the mighty spam forum. He will be treasured forever as a hero among the spoons!

And such is the history of the spoons.

The spoony people:

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Spoon King- Oslapedo
Spoon Queen- xxxChihiroxxx
Eldest Spoon Princess- NightLotus
Younger Spoon Princess- Danayoki
Third Spoon Princess- DemonSpawn
Fourth Spoon Princess- Miria_Rose
Fifth Spoon Princess- Tanis
Youngest spoony prince- Naru
Spoon General- CatchxMe
Spoon Priestess- Seraph
Spoon Duchess- Sugarlat
Legendary Spoony Warrior- Dancingtofu
Royal Whisk of Spoondom- MakiChan
Spoon Jester- StarryShay
Spoony ninja- Miria_Rose
Magical Spoony Sorceress- Cassiopeia
Elite Spoon Ninja and enthusiast and Tamer of Sonic the Hedge Hog and Commander of Armored Pandas- KogarRyu
Spoony Kitty- Syd-chan
Spoony Pirate Doctor- Bob
Spoony Chef- KinkyFriedChicken
Spoony Chef's child- Alder
Spoony maid of the spoon castle- anime_gurl123
Spoon Clown- Vampire
Spoon Therapist- Invader Spleen
Spoon Colonel- Ari



Spoony subjects please make yourself heard! If you belong on the list, say so and you will go where you rightly deserve!

Edited by Oslapedo, your Spoony King <3

SPOONS I HAVE AN ACTUAL SPOON RELATED TASK FOR YOU

- I need pics/video clips/whatever of anime/manga/video game/other that involve spoons. Like for instance someone throwing a spoon as a weapon at another character, or someone eating with a spoon. I'll be compiling a massive spoony montague for the spoony panel and any of the aforementioned would be greatly appreciated!

- Post them here or PM them to me (oslapedo), anything works!

- Nothing innapropriate!

Good luck spoons!

(Psst could a mod move this to the front page? : D)
« Last Edit: January 15, 2009, 03:59:50 pm by TanisNikana »
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The spoon castle
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2008, 09:17:47 pm »
Are chopsticks welcome, too?
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The spoon castle
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2008, 09:21:17 pm »
TOM! WE CAME TO A PEACE TREATY WITH PATRICK YOUR PUTTING THAT IN JEPORDY!
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The spoon castle
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2008, 09:21:55 pm »
I've read the record of war, I've seen the signs... Is this what I get for not setting foot in the OMG board for a week or so?

Spoons versus forks? Night Lotus dating Mustash? Spork children? For the love of Jenova would someone please tell me, from an observer's standpoint, WTF IS GOING ON?

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The spoon castle
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2008, 09:22:11 pm »
SPOON-TA

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2008, 09:24:28 pm »
8D
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2008, 09:24:48 pm »
... Why was my aptly-named thread merged into this one...?

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2008, 09:25:09 pm »
we return! and yes Lt, Tom is having fun.
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2008, 09:25:41 pm »
The forum esploded.
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2008, 09:26:43 pm »
My spoony comrads add this spoony awesomeness to your signatures if you support theh spoons!
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2008, 09:27:31 pm »
And guys, just a warning. I had to negotiate to get this thread back for you; so don't abuse it too much...
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2008, 09:28:06 pm »
As the general of the spoons I hope this thread stays!

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2008, 09:28:24 pm »
People we must calm ourselfs, the spam forum is being destroyed and mashed into one thread... we must stay calm.

and thanks Patrick we wont :3
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2008, 09:30:15 pm »
Awww, thanks Mustash.
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2008, 09:32:15 pm »
Now spoons I have a proposision!

I say we should accept Mustash into the royal familey since he has made peace with us, done us a great favor, and is still married to the Princess Lotus.

all in favor say "I"
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2008, 09:33:21 pm »
...I thought it was 'aye'.

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2008, 09:33:50 pm »
As your king I quite obviously agree.

I hope him and our princess have fun...
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2008, 09:34:23 pm »
Aye, captain!

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2008, 09:35:14 pm »
I/Aye/Ai/Eye.
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2008, 09:35:34 pm »
Aye.

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2008, 09:37:22 pm »
Ok then Mr_Mustash is now a memeber of the royal spoon familey :3
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2008, 09:38:55 pm »
Remember! Syd-chan is the spoony kitty!

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2008, 09:39:22 pm »
Remember! Syd-chan is the spoony kitty!
WHAT?!

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2008, 09:39:47 pm »
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2008, 09:40:15 pm »
xD spoony kitty it is

guys if you are a spoon please post so, so I can add you to the list. also post your position please
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2008, 09:40:59 pm »
Remember! Syd-chan is the spoony kitty!
WHAT?!
The king shall agree to it! I know it!

And General of Spooned Forces!
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2008, 09:41:12 pm »
Remember! Syd-chan is the spoony kitty!
WHAT?!
YES! AYE!!!

But Mustash was always a part of the royal family, albeit estranged before. He was our son in law ;)
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2008, 09:41:41 pm »
Sorry, Syd, but Spyddy Kiddy DOES sound a bit awkward.
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2008, 09:42:27 pm »
o.o Chi~~~
You spelled my username wrong. xD
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2008, 09:43:07 pm »
^ give the queen a brake x.x she can only type so fast!
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #31 on: September 20, 2008, 09:46:06 pm »
You do a good job my queen. It feels good to be on top ;D
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #32 on: September 20, 2008, 09:47:29 pm »
does that mean the kingdoms will be combined?

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2008, 09:47:53 pm »
xD I am such a minority. .
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2008, 09:49:29 pm »
list is still being updated!!!

MiriaRose what position are you or do you want?
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2008, 09:51:18 pm »
I'm actually a chopstick, so I have no idea WHAT I want or who I should be. Dx

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2008, 09:52:55 pm »
how about I get the bishop/priest/priestess?
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2008, 09:53:58 pm »
Which one of the three would you like? : D

By the way I'm making spoon icons. If you want one please say so and state your rank.
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2008, 09:58:33 pm »
I dunno.  I'm confused about which one or if I should be a he or she or a something.
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #39 on: September 20, 2008, 09:59:43 pm »
There can be girl generals! Like, uh. . Uhm. . Well, I can't think of any off the top of my head, but it's not impossible.

EDIT: I need to stop spacing out. . Dx Bishop would be awesome, but so would priest or priestess. I like bishop best, but it's your choice. ^^
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2008, 10:04:05 pm »
I think Spoon Priestess would be cool : D
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2008, 10:07:06 pm »
spoon priestess! : D
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #42 on: September 20, 2008, 10:07:53 pm »
I was knighted as the noble whisk by the king spoon. :D
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #43 on: September 20, 2008, 10:08:43 pm »
: D then so be it!
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #44 on: September 20, 2008, 10:10:14 pm »
meh! someone fill in the princess??

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #45 on: September 20, 2008, 10:11:41 pm »
your still the princess Lotus ._.

and I'm updating the history so you will know soon >.>
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #46 on: September 20, 2008, 10:12:48 pm »
looks like I"m the priestess.  btw, is there a prince? or any other royalty?
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #47 on: September 20, 2008, 10:14:31 pm »
theres a duchess, queen, king, two princess, and no prince's thus far.
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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2008, 10:15:27 pm »
Apparently, I've been nominated as 'The Spoony Kitty' >>;;

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Re: The spoon castle
« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2008, 10:15:50 pm »
who is the duchess? and the princess besides lotus?

NM  see on first post
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