10 things I hate about.....game

[Black~Rose]

Okay so first person post the name any character (but the anime, movie, tv show, game. etc... must also be told for clarification on who the character is) Or you can name any place or object, even FOOD.

The next person comes up with ten things that make fun of, or reasons to dislike that character, place, object, or food. then names a different thing.

looks like this

First post~
 bugs

Second post~
1-creepy
2-ugly
3-some eat you alive and leave itchy bumps
4-some have stingers and painfully short tempers
5-there are too many
6-they spread disease
7-they try to eat my food!!
8-they make annoying sounds
9-they dont know what "get out" means
10- they run into the car windsheild and make it dirty

apple juice



BE SPECIFIC PLEASE!!, example~ dont say MANGA!, specify the series so it would be DNANGEL MANGA SERIES!

Because its hard to find ten things about a general topic and we would run out of topics too quick






Okay do ya get it?? Try to be more specific than "bugs though" that was just an example..


Okay I'l start you off with something..





Banannas!!

[KogaRyu]

1.they bruise easy
2.taste doesn't live up to banana taffy
3.possible floor Hazard
4.Huge MarioKart Hazard
5.does not actually work as a phone
6.They have nothing to do with Sunscreen!
7.They can  only be grown in the tropics
8.there is NO such thing as a BANANA TREE!
9.They have a Republic!
10. Hard to complain about America's #1 Fruit

         video games!

[Black~Rose]

gotta be more specific, next time pick a video game please

1- addictive
2- out dated too quickly
3- they bring out the competitive side wich means popcorn everywhere
4- hard to choose!!
5- too many raceing games
6- what ever happend to pac man?
7- drains the wallet fast
8- never enough time to play them
9- the lightning fast reflexes arent the same in real life
10- just because you can cook in a game, doesnt mean you can in real life

  KIRBY!! the pink round dude lol

[tofutakeout]

1.too many people love him
2.he doesn't talk
3.he's a vaccum? wth
4.he has a bunch of outfits even though he's a round ball
5.he's pink
6.he has no nose
7.he's round
8.he doesn't blow up when he sucks in a bomb
9.he doesn't get fat after eating all that...whatever he just ate.
10.he has penguin arms

naruto the series

[Black~Rose]

1. too many narutards
2. too many episodes, my attention span doesnt last that long! XD
3. the love triangles never end!!
4. I feel sorry for the main character, its the only anime I know of where the majority of the people watching want to strangle the main character.
5. Ya never see kakashi's face!
6. It has the ability to make you want to stop beliveing in everything beacause your sick of hearing "Believe it!"
7. the sound village doesnt sing enough songs
8. just ANOTHER spiky blonde haired character..
9. Itachi's name makes me itchy
10. the hand signs are too hard to duplicate!

Kikyo the character from Inuyasha

[Arumi]

1) She's a clay pot
2) She won't listen to reason
3) She should have died when she fell off a cliff
4) She should know better than to deal with the evil guy of the series
5) She should just kill Inuyasha already
6) She needs to stop complaining how Kagome took her place
7) She needs a better personality(Aka, stop saying she loves Inuyasha then try and kill him)
8 ) NO ONE LOVES HER
9) For a clay pot, she's lived way too long
10).. She's a clay pot. XD (Okay, I ran out of stuff, I'm sorry. -twitch- I still despise her with a passion)

TIDUS from final fantasy 10

[Black~Rose]

1. he whines
2. he should have stopped yuna sooner when she was about to marry girlyman
3. he's blonde
4. its hard to diss him XD
5. he is voted most likely to sleep with a teddy bear at night
6. thinks he's cool
7. thinks other people think he's cool
8. acts like a little boy sometimes
9. needs lessons on how to be a man from someone OTHER than wakka, lulu has him whipped so good that he lost his manhood by now..
10. is like a cross between sora and cloud

Cloud from FFVII

[LtCommanderRichie]

1. He's confused. Like, really confused.
2. He never goes and cleans Zack's sword (seriously, rust? WTF, man? He was your best friend!)
3. His hair looks like the tail-end of a Chocobo
4. He can't kill Sephiroth to save his life
5. He blames himself for every single little thing that happens
6. He won't let go of the past
7. He swiped the other half of Tifa's Advent Children butt-cape so he could have a hip-cape
8. He will not die
9. It's hard to resist equipping all the best Materia to him
10. He fails to recognize that Tifa is clearly asking for it, therefore causing much strife among the fans.

Bella Swan from Twilight

[tofutakeout]

I've never read the book but I did read a summary site making fun of the book and this is what I think.

1.she's a N00b
2.she's oblivious
3.every one likes her
4.she's a mary sue
5.she's considered special
6.she ignores the fact ed's a vampire
7.I don't get why she likes him
8.just go for micheal
9. she reminds me of this other character from a series I forget the name but I also disliked
10.she's the main character? lol

well that probably wasn't accurate at all.

L from death note. (I personally like him but I want to see what people say)

[Arumi]

Actually in many ways, that pretty much sums her up. XD

1) His name is a single letter
2) Even though he says he knows Light is Kira, he still doesn't do anything about it
3) He's got as big of an ego as Seto Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh.
4) He thinks he's better than everyone else.
5) He doesn't know ANYTHING about women
6) His fangirls are unstoppable
7) Too many people cosplay him
8 ) He only gets the deathnote for a few moments.
9) He unintentionally acts cute.
10) God I'm going to be killed for this one.. He is a mix of every other damn emo character from every other show ever made(Examples: Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho and Sasuke from Naruto), just with a sugar fetish as big as his ego.>>

Alrighty.. Ash from Pokemon! XD Because god knows he's annoying as hell.

[tofutakeout]

1.he still hasn't hit puberty
2.in the manga he's more of a perv then brock
3.just get together with misty already
4.I only ever see girl's copslay as him.
5.he has to close of a connection to pikachu
6.just kick team rocket to the curb
7.he keeps getting more and more annoying side kicks through the new series
8.his hair sticks up perfectly when he takes off his hat...no hat hair?
9.as arumi said ANNOYING
10.how old is he anyways? 12? 15? 27? so much time has passed and no growth. I don't even think they told us his age in the first place.

sora from kingdom hearts.

[Arumi]

(I think he's technically 24 or so, since I think the show started  in 1994 or something, and is still going. XD;; They say in the first series they start out as a trainer at age ten. :3 whoo for having old pokemon episodes. ^_^)

1) His voice cracks way too much
2) He thinks that he's cool for a kid swinging around a giant peice of metal that honestly woulden't harm anyone unless you beat them with it
3) His hair is like, insane spiky, worse than Cloud's, in my opinion
4) He whines constantly in the first game(But gets over it in the second)
5) His outfit in the begining of the second game(Before his outfit changes), as my friend says 'looks like he's wearing butt pants'.
6) He can't just tell Riku sorry and have him friggin' help them already
7) He doesn't realize Kairi was asking for it through both games
8 )*Small spoiler for those who haven't finished the first game* HE DIDN'T JUST JUMP ONTO THE ISLAND IN THE FIRST GAME! D< He was three inches away! He could have easily jumped on there and gone back with Kairi to the island. But nuuu! He had to have the stupid dramatic ending! >3<
9) He tends to be more useless than the sidekicks half the time
10) Every male character in that series is constantly trying to get in his pants, and he still doesn't realize it.

Yeah.. I've got issues with Sora. XD *Twitchtwitch*
As for our next contestant... Sailor Moon!

[tofutakeout]

oh I was waiting for someone to choose her

1.what's with her hair? she never even lets it down.
2.I find it funny she falls in love with tuxedo mask without knowing him. hey he might be ugly under there
3.she's a ditz
4.people don't recognize her after she's transformed. oh my god she's the same damn person but just in different clothes
5.she gets to jealous over darian
6.she's too skinny
7.she freaks out over the littlest things
8.no friendship and love will not defeat the powers of evil. 'ah the kindness buuuurns...' would never happen
9.she makes everything sparkle it blinds me
10.how can she run around in that short skirt without giving us a panty shot? damn her

I choose you chii from chobits

I had to do it.

[Serika]

Hm, this will be exciting. 

1. Chi?
2. Chi?
3. Chi?
4. Chi?
5. Chi?
6. Chi?
7. Chi?
8. Chi?
9. SHUT UP.
10. Real girls get a little upset when you molest them in their sleep so there go all my anime = reality hopes and dreams... 


"Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer.  (No second book and beyond spoilers please?  My friend is making me read it and I'm almost done but it's SO BORING.  I'd rather read about murderers kthx)

[LtCommanderRichie]

Alrighty then!

1. It fails.
2. Like, really bad.
3. But it's still addicting as hell because it ends up becoming a guilty pleasure.
4. It's unrealistic.
5. It's written like bad fanfiction.
6. Bella is the Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues.
7. Edward is easily fooled by Mary Sue glamor.
8. VAMPIRES. THEY DO NOT SPARKLE.
9. Thunderstorms = baseball? Uh... No?
10. The plot is like an AU retelling of the Vincent/Lucrecia stuff in FFVII.

Okay then! How about... Dietrich von Lohengrin from Trinity Blood!

[Naruchan]

1. his brown hair that makes him look like a girl!
2. the way he sounding in the English version
3. they way Ester used to like him
4.the way he used Radu to get to the empress.
5.they way when ever i say him my sister's were like "HOTTIE!"
6. The fact I could never remember his LONG ASS NAME!
7. The fact he's played by Justin cook.
8. I never really liked his outfit...
9. I cant thing of anything other then he's a poo head.
10.....he's still a poo head!

Little kids with normal names but spelled different ways?

[LtCommanderRichie]

1. You can never figure it out!
2. Who in their right mind spells 'Crystal' as 'Kristill'?
3. Why do the doctors give those mothers that many painkillers anyway?
4. They get all uppity and emo if you spell it wrong.
5. They will never live a normal life.
6. Once again, 'Jean' spelled 'Hajeenj'?
7. If you spell it correctly, you'll automatically spell it that way the next time you meet someone with that name.
8. It will not be spelled that way. You will fail.
9. It's like naming your kid 'falafel' or something.
10. Need I say more?

How about...  Your best friend?

[Naruchan]

1. The way we don't talk enough
2. The way she gets me  so stressed easily
3. The way she's turning into her mom.
4. Her superiority complex
5. how all she talks about is her boyfriend.
6. How she thinks she tells me stuff, but never tells me DIRECTLY!
7. The way older sister is so rude.
8. the way she finds the smallest thing in my ego and attacks it with out knowing.
9. She doesn't rely on me.
10. How I love her so much.


cosplayer's that are total Noobs that cosplay badly.

[tofutakeout]

1.as said already, n00bs
2.they think their outfits are amazing even though they aren't
3.they complain how it was so hard to sew a zipper to a peice of fabric.
4.they think they can cosplay as anyone
5.they look at someone who cosplayed really well and think they can do it better.
6.they complain when they don't get enough pictures.
7.they take tons and tons of crappy photos of themselves in their back yard and post them all over the internet.
8.they sometimes buy their costume off the internet and say they made it themselves.
9.they're really annoying
10.in all their photos they usually do peace even if that's ooc for the cosplay.

hmmmm.....someone bad mouth robin from batman

[Washougal_Otaku]

1. He's an acrobat.
2. "Holy whatever, Batman!"
3. The coloring of his costume.
4. Chris O'Donnell.
5. In the new "The Batman" cartoon series, he's like, nine years old!
6. None of his jokes are funny.
7. He reminds me of Frankie Munez.
8. Only eagles, hawks, and falcons are intimidating birds; why does his name have to be a wussy bird that's better suited for a female?  (No offense, ladies).
9. The gay jokes about him & Batman.  They were funny at first, but now they need to stop.
10. I wanna hear him say, "Would you like fries with that?", but I never will.

Okay, next person...

Downloading anime!

[Naruchan]

1. The directions are never clear.
2.when friends explain it I don't understand
3.TAKES FOREVER!
4.can never find the right site
5. it always costs money! >.<
6. it always ends up being porn
7.never downloads right
8. You need a thousand different kinds of software!
9. for some reason I always give up and realize I can just watch it on youtube XD
10. I can't make Amv's if I can't download them XO

NASCAR!

[risotto]

I'm not very good at this XD

1. Often the stereotypical hobbie for rednecks
2. What's so exciting about cars circling around a track on and on?
3. It's never on the news unless there's some freak accident
4. It's only interesting in movies
5. Not a lot of people know much about it other than cars racing
6. Cars racing. That's pretty much it.
7. Does NASCAR stand for something?
8. Not to be feminist and because I'm running out of ideas, most of the drivers are men
9. On a near equivalence to watching WWE (or WE, what is it nowadays?)
10. you can blend into the crowd easily by wearing a stained wife beater shirt and jeans with a beer in your hand.

Hmmm lets see... the dentist!

[Naruchan]

1.they make you wait forever!
2. they always wanna talk while your in the chair.
3. they never seem to tell you there names.
4.when ever I'm there its always a chick that looks  fake as hell!.
5. the check ups are 5 minutes.
6. the washing tickles.
7. they ex rays are unflattering.
8. they scold your parents if you don't brush your teeth 2twice a day
9. they think there degree's are important XD
10. the fact they make so much money for doing something thats underly stupid.




Japan? (that would be so hard for me!)

[Serika]

............If I say this the entire forums will hate me.  *cowers* HAY DISCLAIMER I'M AZN IT'S OKAY 8D;;;;


1. Japanese people are generally very racist!
2. Realn to speak engrish light
3. Heeeey, boobs aren't that big, ANIME.
4. This goes with the first one, but WHEN YOU COME TO AMERICA, LEARN HOW TO SPEAK TO AMERICANS.  IF YOU WANT TO ONLY ASSOCIATE YOURSELVES WITH THE JAPANESE GO BACK TO JAPAN. 
5. Stop stealing things from china
6. Stop having 50 billion spoken/written/eaten languages
7. Why are all the crazy otaku so easily influenced by you guys?  Every other animated foreign film is just as good.  (See: Persepolis <3)
8. One word: Ganguro. 
9. you're not the only country that's more advanced than america, stop getting so much news coverage every time you add another useless feature to your phones
10. desu~~~~~~~
BONUS 11!: No, it's NOT every American's fault today you were bombed.  Blaming it on your tourists won't MAEK THE PAIN GO AWAY, actually

*still cowering* icanstillthinkofmore.... Um, how about.  Emo bands. 

[Naruchan]

OMG THAT SO HARD!! I LOVE EMO BANDS!

1.there musics alway sad
2. its always loud
3. they always have like over 9000! guitarists!?
4.when your in a good mood they drag you down!
5.their tight pants never look at good on other people.
6. there hair is to hot for tv
7. You think there awesome, til they get on mtv
8. later on in there career they start to make happier music, and you HATE IT!
9. when they gte married your just like NOOOOUUUU!!!
10. there music seldom gives me a head ache.

gasp did I really just say all that?!


south park?

[Washougal_Otaku]

9. On a near equivalence to watching WWE (or WE, what is it nowadays?)

It's WWE.  And one of the major differences between the two is that the WWE does require athletic ability, whereas NASCAR you sit on your butt.  wow

Okay, South Park!

1. Mr. Hanky.
2. The Canadiens have messed up heads.
3. Jesus is part of a league with Mohammed the Profit and another one with Popeye the Sailor Man?
4. The f***ed up mockery of The Da Vinci Code; what I didn't like about it was it made a lot more sense than the original Da Vinci Code!  AAAAAAAAAH!!
5. Chef is never doing black chicks; it's always white chicks.  I don't think I've ever seen him with Asians or anything else, just whities!
6. Satan is Sadaam's bitch. WTF?
7. Moses looks like a holographic image, similar to Zordon from The Power Rangers.
8. Kenny needs to die more!  Twice in the same episode, if possible!
9. Stop picking on Butters!
10. Mr. Garrison.  Just kill him already!  Either that, or have him be a pedifile, so that they have a reason for why he's always teaching the same class, every year!


Whew...  that's better than I thought I was gonna do.

Okay, umm...

Video game cheat codes!

[tofutakeout]

woah dissing south park. I love that show but hey everythign has its bad points.

1.what's the point of cheating, you don't learn anything about the game.
2.it makes the game go by to fast sometimes.
3.you can get fired if your the one installing them in the game and you get caught
4.friends think your lame if that's all you do.
5.certain ones make games glitchy.
6.they have entire shows and websites for cheat codes
7.there's cheat code books
8.their also called easter eggs....easter eggs don't make me happy. that's a stupid name for cheat codes
9.one of my friends was obsessing for a week over a certain cheat code he wanted to know
10.cheaters never win....well when they use cheat codes they do. lol

how about.....myspace?

[megchan]

1. Private profiles. If you're going to be a myspace whore, what the hell is the point of setting it to private?
2. Jail. Bait. Chris Hansen is crying somewhere because of Myspace.
3. I can never figure out how to change my profile picture
4. People getting upset about not being in someone's Top 8-32.
5. Jason Marsden's Myspace ruined his sweet boy image I had of him!
6. Chain letter/trick bulletins
7. skanky Myspace profile pictures
8. spam comments
9. so many glittery animated gifs I could have a seizure.
10. It's Myspace.

THIS FORUM.

[laurifer]

Oh wow I hope no one hates me for this haha...

1. It's hard to make friends on here
2. Not everyone posts pictures of themselves
3. It's hard to tell who's who in real life (which leads to number 4)
4. I feel bad when I can't name a forum goer at a meetup when they know who I am
5. Maturity...sometimes it's here, sometimes it's not.
6. I can't find a lot of people to relate to
7. Spam doesn't count towards overall post count
8. 15 second flood control D:
9. There's usually no one on after 2 am
10. Swear words filter (understandable since some people here are really young but sometimes it bugs me haha)


Hmm...what about Oregon (or wherever you live)?

[Naruchan]

1.its so green
2. The trees are really big
3. our news programming sucks.
4.It rains all year.
5. no one famous ever comes here.
6. our Governors a jerk.
7. there are always big tree's by your house so your always like "I'm scared when if they fall down?"
8. The people are sometimes stupid (but isn't everywhere like that?!)
9. our population is short.
10.the schools are crowded no matter what....XD


Dish washers?

[tofutakeout]

1.sometimes that one spot just never wants to come off
2.it's such a chore to put everything away
3.I wish you could just throw all the dishes in and they'd be clean
4.how you have to put the dishes in
5.their too loud
6.I hate adding soap too it
7.all the different kinds of soaps their is. these a freaking dishes not clothes or body's
8.when bowls or cups flip over and fill with water
9.when the cart things get stuck or fall out and then you have to fix it
10.you can put certain dishes up top or the washer won't work

that was sort of tough

alright MUDkips!

[Serika]

alright MUDkips!

You're kidding, right?  Everyone liek midkipz :B

[Washougal_Otaku]

Well, since you won't do it, I'll do it!

1.  That line I gave right there could be looked at me wanting to have sexual intercourse with a mudkip.
2. In the little bit of Pokemon that I've seen, they're never in mud.
3. I wanna catch one & grill it, 'cause it looks like a fish with stubby legs.
4. 4-chan.
5. What use do they have in the series?
6. They're not cute; they're goofy looking!
7. I just don't care for Pokemon; it's not that great of a show.
8. Too much blue...
9. I would like to see them become cannibalistic!  But it'll never happen!
10. Serika made a response that was simply a "No, I like mudkips, and so does everyone else."  If you don't wanna do it, don't post!  Let me insult them for giggles!   

The word "Um"

[Serika]

WARNING: pr0ns if you scroll down enough. D8; Also generally offensive if you don't realize they're just kidding around because Anonymous has nothing better to do. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Mudkip

EVERYONE LIEK MUDKIPZ. 
(Relax, I'm just joking around, and I figured the original poster would get the joke.)

OKAY UM.
1. See?  That's two words! 
2. And two syllables!  That doesn't even pass for a real sentence, and yet they tried to fool us with a period...
3. How many different ways can we spell a word...
4. ...that shouldn't even be in the dictionary? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/um
5. There should NOT be entire conversations made up of "um"s and "err"s. 
6. Who wants to go to University of Michigan?  Uh, hello?  No one, because everyone haet um. :[
7. Single syllable words dragged on for long periods of time should NOT get more letters.  You know what, you're done!
8. ...Ummm....
9. Um...
10. Crap. 

[Black~Rose]

uhh you forgot to post a subject for the next person lol,

[xxxchihiroxxx]

eh then  i shall start a new one

school

1. i cant sleep in
2. its boring
3. i got devil teachers
4. there are tests
5. i cant play on my computer during class
6. i tend to fall asleep in math
7. my math teacher pulls my ear when i fall asleep
8. the lunch's are not eadible
9. i gotta deal with bully's
10. i cant go back to writing untill schools over

life

[tofutakeout]

1.to much **** happens in it
2.you just don't want to deal with people in it.
3.death
4.getting older and getting ugly lol
5.losing people in all sort's of ways
6.trying to find the right one
7.trying to find your purpose
8.celebrities
9.bodily functions you just don't wanna deal with
10.emotions get in the way of everything

don't get me wrong. I love this site but it gets on my nerves.

Deviantart

[laurifer]

1. TOO MUCH FANART
2. Too much crappy fanart
3. People think they're all high and mighty sometimes :\
4. No one really cares about you...
5. ...they just want attention.
6. Pageviews are the only thing that counts.
7. Wait. Favorites are the only thing that counts.
8. They always change the website into something weirder
9. Comments are usually not constructive
10. Some people don't deserve enough attention...
11. ...and some people have too much attention.

Which is why I stopped using it

Hmm...what about...fan girls/boys in general?

[tofutakeout]

1.they never leave you alone.
2.sometimes their really unattractive.
3.they think their suppose to be with you/the character.
4.they touch you even when you don't want them too.(hugs/grab/etc)
5.they won't stop talking about that one character and how much they know about them.
6.they scream
7.they screech
8.they run really fast for some reason
9.they do things that are sometimes really creepy.
10.they think of really weird things that the character (or you) would NEVER do.

might I say, cats? ha ha

[megchan]

1. LOLcats. (YES. I SAID IT.)
2. I'm deathly allergic
3. Some can't control their claws
4. They're lazy
5. They're picky about what they eat
6. They like to escape the house at any given opportunity (if they're house cats)
7. They get into fights with other cats
8. They love the people that don't like them (me, for example >:| )
9. they scratch up the furniture
10. LOLcats. I'm sorry, I just can't stand 'em XD

Soda pop

[ambergen87]

1. Bad for you.
2. Too many flavors.
3. Too sugary at times.
4. They are addicting.
5. They are expensive.
6. They are carbonated. (my mom’s reason)
7. Too many people love Dr. Pepper and/or Root Beer. (I hate them both)
8. Their commercials are either bad or cheesy.
9. They stain.
10. No comment on 10.

Cellphones

[laurifer]

1. Texting is addictive...
2. ...especially if you have unlimited
3. People are always talking too loud on them...
4. ...especially with those Bluetooth thingies
5. American cell phones are ugly (the majority of them anyway)
6. Expensive!
7. They don't work in some countries (stupid Japan for not being on the same band/freq/whatever)
8. uhmm
9. uhmm
10. I can't think of 10

The zoo

[Bob]

1. little kids always yell in my ear
2. I usually get shat on
3.They look so sad all locked up
4. you never see the stupid owls
5. the gift shop costs way too much
6. The food costs way too much
7. Smells funny
8. it always seems sooo hot
9. The maps are broken
10.when your lost people ask you how to get places.

oh I have a great one

Wal-marts.

[Naruchan]

1.There taking over the SOUTH!?
2. There on like every street corner...
3. They put a lot of people out of work.
4. They treat there employee's like crap.
5. There NOT THE EQUIVALENT OF A MALL!
6. I don't really like there merchandise.
7. The people that run it are filthy rich and they don't donate.
8. There commercials are lies!
9. Just because they sell a lot of stuff doesn't mean they should take actually good places to eat out of there distract.
10. THEY HAVE GREETER?! WHO THE HELL DOES THAT?!
...
retarded!


uhh, hmmm.....Macdonald's ??

[tofutakeout]

1.the food makes me sick.
2.threw up last time I ate there.
3.it makes you fat.
4.you see it on almost every corner.
5.it had it's own movie.
6.Ronald McDonald is creepy.
7.the playgrounds are gross.(lol I play in them sometimes)
8.the fries don't digest in your stomach.
9.guess what everyone's not loving it.
10.it smells and look's disgusting.

miley cyrus anyone? (hannah montanna)

[Bob]

miley cyrus anyone? (hannah montanna)

too easy I'll let someone else take it

[Washougal_Otaku]

Well, I don't know much about the little turd, but I'll take it anyways.

1. She's a rich-spoiled brat, just like Paris Hilton, but without the booze (that I know of).
2. Little kids thinking that she can sing just because she's on the Disney Channel (*cough* Jonas Brothers! *cough*)
3. Her father is a country singer.
4. Her father is in a movie with Bill Engvall, my favorite redneck comedian.
5. Her father looks like he could be a psycho killer.
6. Her "naughty" photos from her cellphone that were jacked somehow, & the media made it sound like it was the new Pamela Anderson porno.
7. I'd like to see her get in a fight-to-the-death with the Olson twins, because she'd win, but it'll never happen.
8. As soon as she turns 18, pervo 40-year-old guys will be buying any magazine that she'll pose in because it'll all be provocative, just like with Lindsay Lohan.
9. Add a letter to her last name and you get a Mideast country that looks like a pidgeon pooped on a map. (For those of you who are geographically challenged, the country is Cyprus).
10. "Hannah Montana" is almost as bad of a show as Lizzy Maguire.  Seriously, Disney, stop making this garbage!

Okay...  for the next person...

STAR WARS

[Naruchan]

1. When I was little and watched it i didn't understand it, but thought it was cool.
2. The awesome effects now and the ones back then are so different.
3. I always thought Luke was a girl when I was younger.
4. WHY DID THEY MAKE IT ALL BACKWARDS?!
5. They made Anacin all hot and then really ugly.
6.why did Laya kiss luke it was just gross.
7. The only Actor that went on to have an awesome career after the movie was Han solo!
8. I didn't like how Obi one died, that was just lame.
9. how the awesomest quote in the world came from star wars.."Luke I am your father."
10. How there nerds at star wars conventions always have to either Love Star track, or love starwars.......stupid!

Muffins

[Hawkeye]

1.  Nuts in my muffins.
2.  Why can't they make muffin tops for sale?
3.  The mess they make.
4.  How difficult they can be to bake
5.  How addicting they are.
6.  I hate the ones from 7-11 and such places.
7.  How quickly I can eat a 12 pack from Costco.
8.  Cranberry orange muffins.
9.  They make you crave milk.
10. They don't fill you up.

Caffiene.

[Naruchan]

1. Never keeps me up.
2. tastes bad without sweetener.
3. I find it only tastes good iced.
4. in energy drinks its honorable for you.
5. you get all hyper and then you crash
6. you always crash at school or work...
7. you get wiped out.
8. messed up your body.
9. I hate how theres no caffeine in soda when I want to stay awake.
10. it just sucks!

iPod's

[tofutakeout]

1.they easy download viruses
2.you can't take music off easily
3.there over rated
4.they're easliy damagable
5.they shoudl come in more colors
6.I hate how itunes only has certain artists not all
7.the head phones suck
8.they need more accessories for them
9.I hate the little control. sometimes you roll to far sometimes not enough
10.you never know what people look like in those commercials! they could being creepy.

toe nail polish lol

[laurifer]

1.they easy download viruses
2.you can't take music off easily
3.there over rated
4.they're easliy damagable
5.they shoudl come in more colors
6.I hate how itunes only has certain artists not all
7.the head phones suck
8.they need more accessories for them
9.I hate the little control. sometimes you roll to far sometimes not enough
10.you never know what people look like in those commercials! they could being creepy.

toe nail polish lol

I think ipods have too many accessories, imo

[megchan]

9. how the awesomest quote in the world came from star wars.."Luke I am your father."

Actually the quote is "No, I am your father." Everyone just quotes it WRONG.

^toe nail polish

1. It smells
2. It doesn't dry fast enough
3. too many colors that are ALMOST the same, but not quite
4. I spill it everywhere
5. the color fades easily
6. No one can see it unless you wear open toed shoes/sandals (without socks, haha)
7. It makes people who do not have nice looking feet want to show theirs off
8. I can't make it look not sloppy
9. it's getting expensive!
10. I could hardly think of 9...

bacon

[ichigoxcupcakes]

BACON

1. Pork, the other horrid white meat.
2. SMELLS
3. Burns quickly
4. Fat goes everywhere
5. Grease splatters onto face, BURNING YOU
6. When over cooked, too hard/undercooked raw
7. Mostly fat, no meat
8. Whenever I watch the eggs and bacon part in HMC I have to eat that right then and there.
9. If you don't eat it after a few days its been opened, it molds
10. It has no seasonings, which makes it blaahhhh. *(most of them do, I've noticed)



Alright and mine.


BED SHEETS

[Washougal_Otaku]

1. They're worthless.
2. They're extra work for remaking your bed.
3. It's extra laundry, especially if you're like me, someone who eats food on their bed.
4. The word sounds like an obscenity.
5. Put one on your head & you're suppose to be a ghost?  How lame.
6. Just another weapon for the ditzy-money-grubbing woman to use to kill her rich 95-year-old husband, claim it must've been when he had a nightmare, & claim his hard-earned cash.
7. They're really worthless.
8. They do NOT make seven-year-old boys fly off of the rooftops!
9. They don't make for good nets, either.
10. More evidence for the woman in issue #6 to try & hide.

The gameshow "Wheel of Fortune"

[Winfred]

Wheel! Of! Fortune!

1. The spinner never lands on the good money!
2. Buying vowels is cheapsauce.
3. Where's Alex Trebek?!
4. That lady whose only power is pretending to turn over the letters. I'M ONTO YOU, LADY.
5. Stupid-face contestants.
6. Stupid-face audience!
7. How can it last so long on air?!
8. Wheels are stupid.
9. Not enough fire and explosions and guns!
10. You have to say each word with an exclamation point at the end of it. RIDICULOUS I SAY.

Kirby, the pink creampuff guy JUST KIDDING I MEAN LINK. -shifty eyes-

[lurkingpuppy]

Someone already did Kirby     So here's a new one

Link!  (Oh so lovable, and yet-)

1.  In A Link to the Past-  BUNNY?!  wtf?

2.  Is that a brimless hat on your head or a wind sock?

3.  In the beginning of Twilight Princess-  Who let you wear that?!

4.  Listen to the little twinkling fairy/floaty shadow girl the first time, so they don't have to repeat themselves.  Repeat themselves.

5.  No real being could duplicate the true sexiness that is Link.

6.  What does spinning violently in a circle accomplish besides making you look pretty?

7.  In Smash Brothers- One would think it was common sense, if a bomb starts to detonate in your hand- THROW IT!

8.  Blonde human = green wolf?  Fur matches clothes just so he could remain fully dressed.   

9.  Have a relationship already.

10.  PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF NINTENDO- SPEAK!!!!!!


How about...

Your favorite or least favorite character from Soul Calibur (I, II, or III)?

[Washougal_Otaku]

I'll take this one, even though my least favorite is LINK!

1. He's in enough video games!
2. He's kind of a wuss in the games, at least with how awesome people pump him up to be.
3. Having him (as well as Yoda & DV) in the game series is a lame attempt to make the games more popular.
4. For the longest time, I thought his name was Zelda.  I didn't learn the truth until I was in my late teens or so.
5. I've never owned a game console, so I've never gotten far enough to beat one of the games, even the ones I liked.
6. He should be in Mortal Kombat, so I can use someone to rip off his head, or something.
7. Sometimes, he looks more like a girl than Zelda, and I don't know which one of them I should hate more for that.
8. The first time I played against him, he kicked my butt.  It's the same reason I hate Ryu from Street Fighter so much.  (Only Ryu cheats a lot more than Link does).
9. It'd be kinda cool if the health giving fairy from the Zelda games was a cheat code for the games, but not exclusively for Link.
10. If the Soul Calibur universe was real, he'd probably try to molest Cassandra.  I just have that feeling he'd do something like that; I don't know why.

My turn again!

The Sailor Moon series

[Naruchan]

1. every season there uniforms change so I'm like...when did that happen?
2. I always hated the way Sabrina sounded in english
3. sailor urines was a transvestite XD
4.the fact that all the girls never had boyfriends, but sailor moon.
5. that when ever the bad guys wanted something inside of other people, the people always scream
6. That I thought rini was gonna be a lez when she grows up.
7. that the villains always looked really stupid.
8. That everyone knows the english theme but like almost no one knows all the Japanese ones.
9. its as long as Dragon ball z
10.the English names were stupid.


siblings

[Winfred]

Siblings!

1. They threaten to cut your hair in your sleep.
2. They mock you for your inadequacies.
3. They tell you to do stuff like they're a PARENT or something.
4. They use a parent against you.
5. They get you NOTHING for your birthday.
6. Charlie horses all around!
7. They STEAL YOUR CLOTHES. >:O
8. If they're younger, they get coddled.
9. If they're older, they get a car or a computer before you.
10. They read your diary!

So now...Card Captor Sakura.

[Washougal_Otaku]

1. It's like a Japanese Harry Potter, only not as retarded.  (If any of you Harry Potter fans are offended, don't gripe; some of us want him to die, and I should be permitted to feel that way).
2. She's not an adult, so she can't be the hot heroine type of character.
3. That staff looks like a walking cane for old timers.
4. I'm still not 100% sure what the point of the series is.
5. Why is it that so many shows have characters names Sakura?  Give us a little more creativity than that!
6. Not enough blood.
7. Not enough humor.
8. Not enough chibiness.
9. Needs a different theme song.
10. I wanna see her fight an army of zombies; that'd be cool, expecially if some of them almost succeed in eating her brains.

Okay, here's a good one...

ME!  WASHOUGAL_OTAKU!!!

[Washougal_Otaku]

Hmm... I was expecting this one to have been jumped on immediately, but, oh well.

New subject, then.

10 things you hate about...

Board games!

[Bob]

1They hate brawndo
2They always make me upset
3I never win at them
4Risk is the only one that doesn't suck
5you always lose an important piece
6they kill children
7children kill them
8they get water damage
9theres no flashes or bangs
10 totally not as cool as video games

Otaku Funk

[megchan]

1. makes me vomit
2. shows how stupid people are
3. it's all too common
4. it's still the day BEFORE con and it's there
5. I have horrible con flashbacks when at the gym
6. IT'S EASY TO GET RID OF (yet it never happens)
7. People don't notice/don't care about their own stench
8. it's stereotypical (AAAA stereotypes are based in truth)
9. PEOPLE THINK IT'S ACCEPTABLE.
10. There's nothing I can do about other people besides grabbing a hose : (

the Spam forum

[laurifer]

1. 15 sec flood control sucks in spam land
2. Spam doesn't ever count
3. Lots of people....
4. ...I really mean lots of people....
5. ...to the point where there are TOO MANY THREADS
8. I can't keep up with all of it sometimes
7. Organization's not a strong point
8. I have to raise my annoyance tolerance sometimes XD
9. People need to think of more games
10. MOAR POLLS PLZ


SCHOOL.

[Cassiopeia]

1. THE HOMEWORK!!!
2. THE HOMEWORK!!!
3. Graduation requirements
4. The homework?/
5. Biology is boring.
6. No activity bus this year
7. Some kids in my classes really get on my nerves
8. The homework
9. Dress code
10. Homework.


cell phones

[Naruchan]

1.there never work right after the first month of owning them
2. if its a really good phone the service always sucks.
3. they cost an arm and a leg
4.when they break or get lost your pissed cuz you have to pay a bunch of money for the same piece of crap phone.
5. there battery life SUCKS!
6. you get obsessed with texting a long the lines of owning it and get in trouble.
7.when you finally wanna call someone the minutes are gone.
8. you beg your parents for one and then you don't even use it.
9 your siblings get jealous that you have a phone and commit the act of #8.
10. when you drop it you think its gonna die!, but then it doesn't and you drop it again and it breaks in half....

picture day at school

[Washougal_Otaku]

1-It takes place during the first freakin' week of school.
2-They make everyone ugly, even the hotties.
3-When you get older, you see just how bad your sense of fashion was (as if though it's any better now).
4-Assuming you actually order them, the only time you ever see them again is in your grandmother's picture grouping frame with your cousins you've never even met before.
5-They're way over priced.
6-You have to look at an angle.
7-They insist on having you smile.  SOME PEOPLE DON'T SMILE!!!
8-They add ten pounds, 25 for the fat kid nobody likes.
9-If they could smell, the photo company would probably make them smell like feet, just to continue to add to the humiliation.
10-YOU HAD TO WEAR WHAT YOUR PARENTS WANTED YOU TO WEAR, BECAUSE IT MATTERS!!!

The day after the convention.

[NightLotus]

1. crashing
2. on going con-drama to work out
3. cleanup if you are part of staff
4. (sometimes) having to go to school after 3 days of not sleeping
5. having to wake up at a resonable hour after 3 days of not sleeping
6. discovering what you have lost during con
7. discovering from a third party WHY this or that person was missing during con
8. vindictive con-goers you don't know recongnizing you
9. over enthusiastic con-goers who you don't recognize trying to contact you/recognizing and glomping you on the street
10. trying to respond to everyone who you gave contact information to and WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE!! lol

uhm.... Live Journal

[megchan]

1. How much I love livejournal
2. That you don't need a code to have one anymore *ELITIST*
3. When people whine that you don't comment when they don't comment on your entries either.
4. Disabling comments
5. Friends Only icon communities
6. Not having enough icon spaces
7. I can't figure out how to delete a tag I don't use anymore
8. The infrequency of my friends updating
9. weeping_cocks.
10. The people who get SUPER PARANOID and make EVVVVERYTHING friends only (1. it's on the freaking internet!!!! GET A REAL DIARY IF YOU WANT IT TO BE SECRET. 2. you are not that important that people are out to discover all of your super secrets about your life. 3. don't post information (like phone numbers) on places like that T__T)


October.

[Washougal_Otaku]

1. Halloween (I won't go into why)
2. High school football game fans making a mess in my Taco Bell lobby!
3. Working on Sundays; I'm missing my NFL!
4. Too many pumpkins; bleck.
5. Christmas advertisements.  At least wait until Thanksgiving is done first!
6. It means one more month until that game I want comes out.
7. The name makes it sound like it should be the 8th month of the year.
8. There's so much candy out there, and I'm a poor college student who can't buy it all.
9. Nobody I know has a birthday in October, except for my uncle Ed.
10. Oktoberfest, especially since it's in September!

Garbage

[tofutakeout]

1.it smells
2.it's messy
3.there's too much of it
4.it's heavy sometimes
5.it's an insult
6.it's bad when your dogs get into it
7.homeless people dig through it(mine at least)
8.the garbage men are sometimes mean
9.it's garbage, self explanatory
10.it's just piles and piles up at the dump

parents that dislike anime

[Blue Leader]

1. They simply don't get it.
2. They think you're crazy.
3. They think it's a waste of money.
4. They look at you weird when you watch it.
5. They call anime "cartoons" (referring to them as a children's show).
6. They look at you like you're some sort of freak when you dress up in cosplay.
7. You don't get to watch it if they want to watch something else.
8. They think it's for kids only.
9. They tend to think you need to get out more.
10. They think there's something wrong with anime in general.

(Thankfully my family isn't like this... mostly. Especially my mother, who actually likes anime. )

Next topic: Bar soap.

[Bob]

1Its hard to keep ahold of
2 don't drop it!
3 can't really use it on hair
4 doesn't smell as good as gel most the time
5 breaks pretty easily
6 sculptures are hard to make out of them
7 soap is weird to say. kinda like pants
8 I always lose it
9 not hard enough for me to kill someone with
10 completely useless against zombies

Public Nudity laws

[DemonSpawn]

1. They should let you be free.
2. They get so angry over no shoes in public places.
3. Some people don't care if you're naked in public.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
I can't think of more right now. I'll add on.

Telemarketers!

[Toxikon]

Telemarketers...

1. Always know when you're having dinner.  ALWAYS!
2. ...and proceed to call you in the middle of it.
3. Are sometimes just recordings, and trick me. >.>
4. Make me feel bad when I hang up on them.
5. Make me feel bad for wanting to play mean tricks on them.
6. Make me want to throw my phone out the window.
7. Keep talking, even when you say you're not interested.  Multiple times.
8. Often don't enunciate.
9. Sell the dumbest things.
10. Are a terrible idea.  I mean, who wants to be called at their house, just to hear about some stupid product they're never going to buy?

Right then... ten things you hate about...
Cleaning house.

[DemonSpawn]

1. Gets dirty in a few seconds.
2. Rarely people notice you cleaned.
3. I don't have te motivation to clean sometimes.
4. People don't listen when you say, "WET FLOOR!"
5. Someone always walks in the room after you clean it and messes something up.
6.They always seem to find the one thing you forgot.
7. I smell like cleaning products afterwards.
8. No one helps, they sit and watch while you clean.
9. Rarely is it my mess.
10. If someone offers to help they usually do it wrong so then you have to go redo it.



TELEVISION!

[Naruchan]

1. theres never anything good on
2. it doesn't really show good anime
3. all thats on is crap about Obama and Mccain
4. when something actually good comes on my mom wants to shut it off
5. people fight over it
6. telemarketers call you cuz they want you to change your television provider
7. if your TV and internet are linked, you can't watch tv when your internet isn't working.
8. when they show movies there always cut
9. its full of trash that rots your brain
10. it takes up room in my room XD

when your grades in certain classes are all about your Tests

[MiriaRose]

1.) This teacher belongs in a mental home
2.) No, srsly, someone needs to call the men in white coats
3.) I'm having a bad day, darnnit, this is gonna screw me up!
4.) CALL THE MEN IN WHITE COATS!!!111
5.) The time I finally do good, everyone else does badly so s/he doesn't count that test
6.) Haven't you ever heard of homework???
7.) My mommy makes me study. >.<
8.) A lot more because it actually counts.
9.) It adds to the stress.
10.) Which adds to my insomnia.

Cosplay. Dx

[StarryShay]

1.) Expensive.
2.) Usually hard to make.
3.) You grow out of it. Dx
4.) It decides to rip occasionally.
5.) Some props are annoying.
6.) Hard to change into.
7.) Makes you look cute so you are brutally glomped.
8.) Takes up closet room.
9.) Slows you down when you run from Otaku.
10.) MAKES DOMO-KUN WANT TO EAT YOUR FACE. >;O

School food. Dx

[MiriaRose]

1.) I've thrown it up.
2.) Which made Osla laugh a lot. >.<
3.) All over the German classroom. Dx
4.) It tastes icky.
5.) The pizza is suuuu greasy. Dx
6.) The cheezbrgrz is hard to swallow.
7.) When you finish the pasta, if you tip the plate you can see all the oil rolling around.
8.) If someone spills it, you slip on it.
9.) And then you get your jeans all macaroni pasta-fied.
10.) I've thrown it up. Dx

Scanners.

EDIT: There. ^^

[oslapedo]

^ I didn't laugh at you, I was laughing at the irony of the situation! And I helped you too <3

[DemonSpawn]

1. They show everything on the page
2. I can't figure them out.
3. They're hateful of me
4. sometimes things look messy after scanning
5. It always seems too look better on paper
6. colors get messed up
7. scanner/printer/copiers 3-in-1 machines suck
8. they never work when you want them too
9.They waste time
10. Totally not worth it sometimes.


Relationships!

[mangakaluna]

1. Sometimes they don't work out
2. Crazy ex.'s kill people
3. Sometimes you get taken advantage of
4. They don't follow logic
5. Sometimes they are a waste of time
6. They end.
7. Bad ones can make you depressed
8. Can be annoying
9. Give you headaches
10. Possibly scar you emotionally


LIVING AWAY FROM HOME

[Naruchan]

1.You never know when they're going to come.
2. you always fear not being ready
3.when sex comes up you don't kno what to do.
4. They don't always work and people have a hard time excepting it.
5.If you really love someone they can't love you back.
6. you can't make other love you for something your not
7.sometimes there are really bad lies
8. you could think it was meant to be one week and hvave it destroyed the next.
9.you could stay with that one person for 10 years and always say you wanna leave.
10. in love triangle someone always has to get hurt.

lulz I gave you bonus!

[Washougal_Otaku]

Well, since the last two seem to be a response to the same subject, and one of you put down a new one, I guess this means that means "Living away from home" is the one I'm using, eh?

10. All the bills are yours.
9. Any bills that aren't yours, belongs to someone whom you've never met before.
8. Holiday traveling is more of a pain than it use to be when your mom drove you there.
7. You're responsible for cooking your own food.
6. There's no need to hide your stash of porn, so the thrill is gone.
5. You have to clean the toilet, and you DO know what was in there.
4. Chances are you live in an apartment, so you can't play music too loud or else you'll upset the lady next door with 6 kids.
3. Ordering too much pizza as a response to issue #7 has caused you to gain weight.
2. The landlord is blaming you for the dog poo stain on the carpet that was there before you were.
1. Paying for all of these bills means less money going towards your otaku habits.

Fast food restaurants  (I personally could come up with about 50, but I won't).

[jaybug]

10. The definition of "good" is not the one you find ion the dictionary.
9.   Hot and fresh are neither.
8.   It cost HOW MUCH to buy this crap?
7.   You meet the most foul of people.
6.   I hope you went before you got there! 
5.   Breakfast shut down before you got going.
4.   Lunch isn't what you wanted.
3.   Only the usual suspects are still open when I get off work.
2.   With this economy, why don't they wrap your order up in stock certificates, they'd cost as much as ordinary paper, and maybe people would want to not throw them all over.
1.   The remains of the meal can be found all over everywhere, except a trash can.

Coolness

[laurifer]

1. It's overrated
2. No one cares anymore
3. It's an expensive hobby
4. You don't gain real friends from being "cool"
5. Nor does it do your self esteem any good
6. Can lead to arrogance.
7. Can lead to cockiness.
8. Blank...
9. I dunno
10. I dunno.

Mainstream music.

[DemonSpawn]

10. "Lyke omg have you heard of (Insert band name)?"
9. Its annoying.
8. Some of them suck and its really inconvenient to hear it.... EVERYWHERE.
7. If it is an actually good band, tickets are soooo expensive.
6. Posers flock!
5. Gets old after a while.
4. The good non-mainstream bands are under appreciated.
3. Usually have one hit song and the rest suck.
2. They get caught up in the lime light and end up in jail.
1. You're parents won't let you listen to it cause its 'trash'. (I dunno XD)


HAMSTERS!

[Syd-chan]

10. You can't get one because your cat will eat it.
9. You know she will.
8. They sleep. ...A lot.
7. They get boring.
6. Hell of a mess to clean up when it decides to do its business.
5. The sales people always suggest 40 different things to buy WITH the hampster.
4. You end up buying it.
3. I mean seriously! DOES IT REALLY NEED THE ENTIRE RAINBOW OF FREAKING BALLS TO CRAWL AROUND IN?
2. They bite me!
1. THEY POOP.

[Dunno if this has already been said] Google. [If it has, pick another search engine~]

[mangakaluna]

1. You don't always find what you needed
2. The image search doesn't find the picture you wanted
3. Sometimes the search comes up with spammy page links
4. You have to be online to use it
5. The translations services doesn't work as well as it could
6. If you type the url wrong (gogle, gooogle) you get spammy websites
7. The ads on the side of the search are annoying
8. Some of the links don't take you where they say they will
9. Everyone uses it, but many don't use it well
10. You can find just about ANYTHING, but it doesn't meed you needed to see it....

Bad breath

[jaybug]

1. No one tells you you have it.
2. You don't tell anyone they have it.
3. Brushing your teeth doesn't help for very long.
4. Flossing may help, but if you did it often enough, you wouldn't be having Bad Breath, so your gums bleed when you do finally floss.
5. You can't tell if you have it or not.
6. Only people with the most egregiously bad breath can be dete4cted far enough away to do you any good.
7. There will always be someone on a tiny elevator with you when they have egregiously bad breath.
8. The only time you can be guaranteed to not have Bad Breath, is after you visit the dentist, but your insurance only covers two visits per year, so you only have guaranteed good gbreeath two out of three hundred and sixty five days of any year.
9. The effective mouth washes are vile.
10. The nice mouth washes are ineffective.

Finding something to eat in the fridge late at night!

[DemonSpawn]

10. You have to be really quiet.
9. The microwave is too noisy.
8. You eat it cold!
7. Sometimes it wakes people up.
6. It wakes me up when other people do it!
5. Sometimes you can't turn on the kitchen light.
4. All the good stuff got eaten during the day.
3. If you're barefoot, standing in front of the fridge too long is really cold!
2. You're too lazy to get a cup when you're thirsty and you ALWAYS get caught drinking from the bottle.
1. Then you have to clean up whatever you spilled when someone startled you and caught you drinking from the bottle.

Credit Cards!

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. They find any way to charge you extra.
9. Some people think that the more they have, the cooler they look or the more successful they'll be in life.
8. You have to have a dumb Visa or MasterCard logo on a debit card in order for them to work in a lot of places, because credit cards are "so cool."
7. Unless you're wealthy or win big on a game show, you'll probably never pay them all off.
6. They don't unlock doors worth crap!
5. Capital One commercial have been annoying since they got rid of the vikings.
4. It's a super easy way for scumbags to steal your identity and screw you out of any chance at having a nice future.
3. (Speaking as a customer service person) People asking you if they have to sign for it; if they did, I'd be handing them a bloody pen with their receipt!
2. People will someday become so dependant on plastic that real money will be disposed of altogether, which is lame.
1. Credit card companies will allow you to go over your limit so you won't be embarrassed about getting denied in public, then rape you with mucho fees because of it.

Bad drivers

[mangakaluna]

1. They can kill you
2. They nearly run you over
3. They crash into the powerlines when you are working on photoshop and your forgot to save
4. They run over animals D:
5. They don't turn their lights on when they are supposed to
6. They leave their brights on to blind you when you are driving
7. They attempt to do clever manuvers but fail.
8. They ruin cars
9. It scares the crap out of you if you are in the car with them
10. They make you worry about anyone who may come in contact with them

Flamers

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. I wish that this term didn't even apply to them.  Seriously, how did it start?  One of my favorite NHL teams is the Calgary Flames.  That kinda hurts.
9. Just because they act like it, it doesn't mean that they know fashion.
8. When they get defensive about someone not liking yaoi.
7. They make me feel bad for the gay people who are trying to prove that not all gay people act like, well, like flamers.
6. They give lisps a bad name.
5. When they label straight guys as "all liking girl on girl action."  I don't, and I'm very straight.
4. Some say, "Just because I act like this, it doesn't mean I'm gay," when you ask, just so you know whether or not to be scared of them.
3. Some say, "How could you not know I'm gay?" when you do think they might be straight.
2. When they can't take statements like these as a joke, when that's all that they're intended to be, or won't respect someone's right to have their opinion on the matter and respect theirs.
1. If you know them and hate them, they assume it's because you're a narrow-minded Christian who wants anyone who thinks, feels, or acts like they do should die, when in fact, you hate them for some other reason.

Christmas Promotions in October/November

[jaybug]

1. You know there is nothing good for Christmas.
2. You still have a bunch of Halloween candy leftover.
3. You catch yourself wondering what to give for a Thanksgiving present.
4. You really start to get angry when you hear Christmas Muzak.
5. You think about playing Bad Santa for real!
6. You think about keeping the Christmas light up all year, and all night, until the electric bill arrives.
7. You begin to think maybe fireworks aren't just for the 4th of July anymore either.
8. You have the lines of Ebeneezer Scrooge memorized by December, 1.
9. You are going to mail fruitcake to Mall owners.
10. To get even you sing along at the top of your lungs to all the Muzak you hear.

Global Warming

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. It's over-rated.
9. It's natural.
8. It's over-rated.
7. It's natural.
6. It's over-rated.
5. It's natural.
4. It's over-rated.
3. It's natural.
2. It's over-rated.
1. It's natural.

When somebody doesn't even try

[Naruchan]

1. It makes me wonder how there going to get through certain things in life.

2. when you don't at least try you tear yourself down becaus eof it.

3. when you try you at least know you did your best.

4. no one ever gets introuble to trying.

5. its the least you can do if your not sure.

6. people that don't try set themselves up to fail.-David ware my english teacher

7. It buggs me how its right there, there goal could so eaily get met, but its impossible because they don't wanna put that little effort.

8. It makes me wanna work harder.

9. They tend to have an "I don't care sence on life."

10. The people that don't try, always have the ability to try.

cleaning your house after or before family comes or has ben over.

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. It's never good enough.
9. Little kids.
8. DISHES!  SO MANY DISHES!!!
7. I don't get the benefit of all the leftovers.
6. Having to put up with others annoying stories about whatever makes you want to bang your head on that wall you just cleaned yesterday.
5. You apparantly always forget to clean something.
4. Nobody offers to help clean up.
3. The people who make the biggest mess leave the earliest.
2. Apparantly, the cleaner you used to clean the toilet has a chemical that your aunt Trudy is allergic to; now she hash a rash on her bum. 
1. You've also been selected to host the Christmas party.

[DemonSpawn]

You didn't post another topic!

[Washougal_Otaku]

BLAST IT!  I must've forgotten to type it, and I had a good one, too!  I think...

Okay, um,...

Europe

[DemonSpawn]

1. Too far away
2. See that S car go
3. Need a passport
4. Convents
5. My friend went and didn't bring me good stuff
6. Internet at hotels is 2 bucks an hour.
7. Overseas
8. I've never been there
9. If my family went I'd probably have to sit next to my severely air sick sister.
10. I don't speak the language


Rubber Duckies

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. They're like their cousins, the rubber chickens.  You can't take them seriously.
9. If one ran for President, it'd probably be a Democrat.
8. The top of their heads looks like they have blonde Aryan hair.
7. Their feathers are gone!  They're naked!
6. They voted for Carrie Underwood over Bo Bice.
5. When's the last time you've seen them in Happy Meals?
4. Mine talks to me...
3. You can't play with them in showers; only baths.
2. The fact that Sesame Street's Ernie is always carrying his rubber duckie around is border-line PedoBear-creepy-ish.
1. They don't taste like duck.

Oops, almost forgot to put down a new one.  Let's see...,

The Columbia River

[jaybug]

10. It's too cold to swim in.
9. It's too think to drink.
8. It's full of yuppies.
7. It's full of eels.
6. It has too many dams.
5. It doesn't have enough dams.
4. It is full of squawfish, er I mean northern pikeminnow.
3. It is full of Caspian Terns.
2. It is full of Sea Lions.
1. It is running low on salmon.

EnvironMENTALists

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. I had one yell at me because some trash I was throwing away didn't make it into the garbage can.
9. They think not receiving a copy of their receipt will somehow save a tree.
8. They complain about air pollution, yet they're the ones buying SUV's?
7. If they only knew how to focus their energy, they might be able to preserve what is worth preserving.
6. Their lucky to be Americans; if they were in other parts of the world and they did what they do, they'd be shot.  Why can't we do that?  jk
5. They torch new vehicles, thinking that this will be good for the atmosphere, completely oblivious to the fact that they're releasing more harmful chemicals into the air with that single act than the vehicles probably would in five years.
4. They make retarded segments in Sesame Street about saving water.
3. They use old imformation that was probably inaccurate to begin with.
2. They don't taste very good.
1. THEY ARE LIARS!!!

Liars

[jaybug]

10. they pose as environmentalists
9.  they are often found in legislative bodies
8.  they have an easier time of getting their way
7.  they hate karma
6.  they are more common than people who have common sense
5.  they are often large and in charge
4.  there are more of them than there are of their opposite
3.  you are probably a liar
2.  there are lies damn lies and statistics
1.  you are definitely a statistic

the most popular places you go/have been to

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. The Portland Japanese Gardens - It's an awesome place, with fun activites, but it's a pain to get to.
9. The Space Needle - Aside from a unique look, does it have any significance?  I think it's an eyesore, myself.
8. The Rose Garden - I'm just not a huge Blazer fan; I preferred the Sonics, and now that they're gone, I don't really care.
7. The Vancouver Mall - First of all, it's now "officially" called the Westfield Shopping Center, or something stupid like that.  Second, many stores are only around for a couple of years, then leave.  Third, I can't begin to mention how many times I've applied to stores there; not a single interview.
6. McDonald's - I just hate it when orders are messed up so bad that it seems like the line people aren't even trying anymore, and I know that this is sometimes the case!
5. The Lloyd Center Mall - Why is there an Appolo College there?  I'd be embarrassed to go there.
4. Clark Community College - I can't begin to tell you all of the times they've screwed with me, my club, and many people that I've known.
3. Disneyland - I was in charge of watching a doll when my family went nearly 20 years ago; it was suppose to represent my youngest sister, who was too sick to come with us.
2. Kansas City, Missouri - The most terrifying moment of my life took place there...
1. Portland in general - the bad drivers, the crime rate, and the weird layout of the city!

The Jerry Springer Show

[jaybug]

10. It was the only thing on TV when I used to get off work.
9.   OMG! 
8.   They pay people to be like that.
7.   It's like pro wrestling, but with unattractive personality and out of shape people.
6.   This should be how our politics are decided! lol
5.   Jerry was the mayor of Cincinnati.
4.   It caters to the lowest denominator.
3.   The people who watched it are not whom I would like to party with, let alone know they are my neighbors.
2.   The good stuff was always pixelated.
1.   It had sound.


Prime Time Television

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. Reruns of Friends.
9. The same reruns of Family Guy as the other three chanels had last week!
8. Reruns of Will & Grace.
7. The reruns of Family Guy are censoring out the funny stuff.
6. Not enough kids watching; they keep coming to my Taco Bell!
5. Every major network says something different about the weather, and all of them are wrong!
4. The same repetitive commercial of Heidi Klum or some dork that I have no idea who he is playing Guitar Hero.  BRING BACK THE GOOD ONE WITH THE FOUR SPORTS ICONS!!!  AT LEAST THEY DON"T MAKE ME WANNA HIT MYSELF WITH A SHOVEL!!!
3. Reruns of Will & Grace.
2. Did I forget to mention reruns of Will & Grace?
1. The Liberal news media, which is almost all of it.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT THIS AGAIN!!!

Oh well.

PIZZA!!!

[jaybug]

10. It isn't as good as it could be.
9.   It's so greasy.
8.   It isn't exactly eco-conscious.
7.   It costs how much??? Prime rib would be cheaper!
6.   It's made by people who don''t know how to cook.
5.   It gives you heartburn.
4.   Most make you feel like you ate the box it came in.
3.   Where's the beef?!? Or meat, or any toppings really.
2.   If you put enough toppings on, it takes way too long to cook, and get undone in the middle, and or burnt crust.
1.   I can't make a good enough pizza dough!

anime

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. The characters look more like American people than Japanese people.
9. Having most of the nudity in the non-hentai animes being that of teenagers.  Isn't that kinda like child porn?
8. Although there are some good ones out nowadays, none of them seem to be as good as the ones in the late80's-mid90's.
7. It seems like other countries are copying the anime artstyle for sertain things, such as the adorable factor in eye art.
6. Elfen Leid is the las tanime with lots of blood that was good; I want more good blood.
5. Many titles, characters, or other things from the anime world are difficult for many people here to pronounce; manga is the best example.
4. Illegal downloads are getting way out of hand.
3. Hearing people complain about bad English voice dubbing.  You know, it's tough to do this from any language to the next, okay?
2. The obsession with yaoi.
1. Japanese voice actors do a crappy job of sounding like Americans.  Are they even trying?

Sushi

[Sporty_Otaku]

1 people think its all raw fish
2 many places have avocadoes in their sushi when its not traditional. keep it out i say
3 putting wasabi on it can be tough sometimes
4 its not easy eating sushi with a fork
5 for a popular japanese food you dont see it too much in anime
6 not good left overs
7 the better types are the expensive types
8 sometimes the rice tastes like foam
9 i dont get where someone came up with the idea for it
10 those sushi plushie things scare me

internet trolls

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. They smell bad.
9. They need to get girlfriends.
8. They kick goats.
7. They use forums as bridges.
6. They have bad tastes in music.
5. They pillage the village of London.
4. They are more fluent in internet jargons than in English.
3. They voted for Barack Obama.
2. The closest thing to nice that they get is when they turn their computers off.
1. They are a burden and must go away forever.

Rap music

[jaybug]

10. It is not high on musicianship, more so on West Coast Rap than East Coast, but... It's not like they have guys playing 6 string basses in the band.
9. What band?
8. It's misogynistic.
7. It isn't uplifting.
6. what does this have to do with my life?
5. Serious music should not make you laugh your @ss off.
4. It's racist.
3. Vanilla Ice does not make this bi-racial, only...oh nevermind.
2. It let Vanilla Ice have a record.
1. It makes me stupider for having listened.

Froo-Froo food. aka Food that costs a lot but really isn't that good.

[Sporty_Otaku]

1 if this gross food costs so much then where is my money going to?
2 it feels like getting scammed by chef loius from the little mermaid
3 i can get better quality stuff at mcdonalds for 10percent of the price
4 there is never a pleasant conversation at the dinner table
5 chances are the desserts are just as bad
6 the water doesnt wash the taste out of your mouth all the way
7 seeing the employees eating something else while on break show they know something we dont
8 proof that the food isnt worth the ridiculus price can be found in a toilet
9 chances are there is one thing on the menu that rocks but you will never know because of the high level of disapointment
10 it ruins your health as well as your wallet

the show naruto

[jaybug]

10. You may find yourself going do-do-doodoo-doo, doodoo-do-do-do-do, for absolutely no reason.
  9. Your hands may automatically start performing chakra enhancing moves.
  8. A fight is never finished in only one episode.
  7. They never show you what is inside Pervy-Sensei's books!
  6. There are fillers up the yik-yak.
  5. Everyone else will make fun of you if you admit to liking the show.
  4. The Bettys are not bouncing, if you know what I mean.
  3. Is that all there is to eat, ramen, bbq, and bags of chips?
  2. Wow, can you really hop from tree to tree like that?
  1. They aren't making the uncut DVD box sets fast enough!

snow

[NightLotus]

1. cold
2. slippery
3. gets EVERYWHERE
4. is commonly used as a projectile ><
5. gets dirty quickly
6. Finds its way into shoes no matter what
7. Never comes when i want it to
8. Might make me have to take finals after winter break
9. Makes me get a cold
10. Is not as fun as puddles to push people into >_>

Driving

[jaybug]

10. Even if you drive like a maniac to be like everyone else, there is still someone out to run you off the road.
  9. You can't rubber neck.
  8. It isn't as fun as it shows on the commercials.
  7. You have too many expenses to feel like you aren't getting ripped-off.
  6. Cops, they're out there, somewhere.
  5. Someone behind you will want to test out their new ultra-high beams.
  4. Politeness, sigh, has little to do with today's driving.
  3. He/She who has the bigger SUV wins.
  2. Your shiny new car will collect lots of door dings because they made the parking spots too small for normal cars.
  1. The speed limit is WAAAAY to low.

Flying   

[soundninja12]

10. Makes me sick
 9. Makes my ears hurt
 8. costs a whole bunch
 7. they steal my shampoo
 6. Uses a bunch of gas
 5. It feels like by the time you get through security, you'd already be there driving
 4. I'm afraid of heights, the windows are freaky
 3. allows my crazy family members to get here within a short time
 2. The airport store has no manga
 1. They don't let you put things in the seat pockets (new rule, stupid)

Sakura Haruno

[Sporty_Otaku]

1 she is worthless
2 i think she still likes sasuke
3 her haircut makes her look like a boy with a chest problem
4 her name why does it have to be the same name used once in every other anime
5 her black and white thought things have always been dopey
6 she probably cant eat ramen without thinking of naruto
7 shes studying medicine last i knew
8 she has become more whiny
9 at first it seemed like she was gonna be the top female character but now you dont see much of her
10 for some reason i wanna see her eat a worm

gold

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. It's too soft.
9. It's only valuable because someone a long time ago thought it it was pretty.
8. Who came up with that word?  "GOLD"  It sounds like an old G.
7. It's more practival to use it for computer components than house decorations.
6. Sooner or later our lust for its luster (geology puns!) will drain our gold supply; what then?
5. I'm running out of things to say.
4. In the first modern Olympic games, there wasn't a gold medal.
3. China beat us in the gold medal count.  We had to rely on silver & bronze to beat them overall.
2. One of my sisters is alergic to that fake-gold earing junk; she has to wear real gold.
1. Silver is the better metal anyways.

Mecha anime

[jaybug]

10. It has to look like a Robot Samurai.
  9. The designs are not practicable.
  8. If continuity issues are not a problem, it's not a problem.
  7. The computer generated mecha are not any better than the old school mecha.
  6. If you have any experience with mechanical things, you will nave a hard time releasing your willing suspension of disbelief to think that so many moving parts will work all the time like they appear.
  5. Mecha get blown up right and left, but when it come time to join mecha, it works every time.
  4. There is no sex between mecha.
  3. Mecha have no giant robot mammary glands.
  2. You can't call a mecha "cute" or "kawaii".
  1. To be the pilot in one, you have to be some kind of sociological misanthrope, or spoiled rotten brat, or exhibit some sort of sociopathic behaviors.

Magical Girls

[NightLotus]

10. They are popular in America
9. Which means there are a lot of bad cosplays
8. They all look the same
7. They make little girls want to wear skimpy clothes and wave wands
6. The sidekicks are so hard to keep track of! Which one goes to which girl again??
5. No matter how perfectly you do a transformation sequence, IT WON'T WORK!
4. their secret identity ISN'T that secret... everyone else is stupid
3. uhm.... the wands are annoying?
2. ... to many fan girls?
1. ... ... ... ...to many fan boys?

Having a little toe.

[Blackstar]

10. They can get hurt
9. They are little
8. Mine is crooked
7. You got to cut the nails
6. They add more weight
5. They are ugly
4. They use up space
3. There is never enough room in my football cleats for them
2. They do very little
1. They are not a valid unit of currency

Japan (try that who can hate japan)

[NightLotus]

10. Japan is way more awesome then where i live
9. When i went there it was REALLY REALLY cold
8. The family I stayed with was way more awesome than mine
7. Everything is really really big in tokyo
6. The jet lag makes me loose a day when i go there
5. I met a lot of weird french people there >_>
4. uh... Yu-gi-oh
3. Japanese babys are unfairly cute
2. Japan is so epic its really hard to find things i hate about it!
1. eveyone drives fast there

Snow

[Blackstar]

10. It is hard to drive in
9. Yellow snow
8. Brown snow
7. I am stuck in the house
6. It is a little to cold
5. When it turns into slush
4. Hard to walk though
3. Is NOT made out of pineapples
2. You can not light it on fire
1. Not a valid unit of currency

Hinata (don't you dare make her cry or i will hurt you)

[bucket_stalker]

1.shes over obseed with naruto
2.shes realy anoying
3.she can barley win in a fight against a giant bug
4.she passes out when naruto toches her
5.she wears a big fluffy coat in the summer
6.she has no pupils
7.shes always smiling
8.shes to quiet
9.always to nice
10.umm i ran out

tobi from naruto

[jaybug]

10. Too small a part to be worth noting.
9.   Mistaken for Toki sometimes.
8.  Doesn't have any love scenes.
7.  Does not have a Nobel prize in literature.
6.  Could not get elected dog catcher.
5. Is not known for any fondness for Hershey's Cookies and Creme.
4. Is most often taken for a throw away character.
3. Will not come to save you , no matter how in danger you are.
2. Will not come over to play tea ceremony.
1. Does not look good in giant mecha outfit.

mediocrity

[soundninja12]

10. It's never good enough to get praised for
 9. It's not Bad enough to get punished for
 8. It's boring
 7. It's too in the middle
 6. I can't spell it
 5. My friends can (it makes me feel stupid)
 4. Too many people are mediocre (spell check, great stuff)
 3. You aren't considered smart if your mediocre
 2. People use it to describe me (I don't like being called mediocre)
 1. that's all I got...

Pirates

[bucket_stalker]

10.pirates back wards is set a rip
9.they dont do any thing with their money
8.they have funny looking hats with feathers
7.there were pimps came from
6.they never smile
5.the only thing they drink is rum
4.they never shave
3.they dont go for world domintion
2.they lose to ninjas
1.they dont eat healthy

roxas from kingdom hearts

[Sporty_Otaku]

1 he looks more ridiculous than sora
2 i bet theres lots of yaoi out between those two
3 if roxas was real he would probably still have pogs
4 he stole my psp
5 i know he wants to hook up with minnie mouse
6 if disneyland was on fire he would try to put it out with a can of diet soda
7 he should hook up with eris
8 i should have his keys
9 if he gets married to a woman he will probably beat her for not dressing up like sora then get his butt kicked by his wife
10 he should be in n'sync

martial arts

[soundninja12]

10.Too many people make fun of them
9. Freaks me out of getting killed by a ninja while I sleep
8. Martial arts movies (don't people have anything better to do than watch people pretend to be ninjas? Yeesh!)
7. They're difficult to learn
6. I can't do them
5. make me feel un-accomplished
4. They sometimes seem so useless...
3. Martial arts movies... the whole "only Jakie chan can do his own stunts" what's up with that?
2. When they break bricks with their heads... that's got to be fake... right?
1. It allows my friends 7 year old little brother to be able to beat me up... not cool

Ear-buds (the little headphones that come with iPods)

[NightLotus]

10. They hurt my ears
9. They break
8. Bad sound quality
7. Not good for listening to heavy metal with
6. they fall out when you head bang
5. the cord gets snagged on everything
4. they are easy to loose
3. they hurt your ears after a while
2. The little black fuzzy pad things feel off no matter what ><
1. now you have to pay to replace them!

Card games

[jaybug]

10. Haven't made a great album in decades.
  9. Lost most of the band due to various reasons.
  8. Only had one hit and a 1/2 to their credit, that made regular airplay.
  7. Their best song was never on the radio.
  6. They haven't come to town in about 3 years now.
  5. They play in little tiny venues anymore.
  4. Big venues to them was to play an amusement park in the Chicago area.
  3. They all go to work on Richard Marx albums? why?
  2. Re Styles is not in the band since forever!
  1. S&M is passe, musically.

Pink Floyd

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. Isn't one of the original band members dead?  Death sucks, unless the person deserves it.
9. They have an album cover with a prism reflecting a light, creating a rainbow; wow, that's clever, guys.
8. I wanna hear them do a funny song, like Adam Sandler, only funny.
7. What's so "punk" about them?
6. They're music is almost as old as both of my parents.
5. If they're still touring, they need to stop; now.
4. A mistake I made during a Knowldge Bowl meet may have cost my team a change to advance to State involved the band.
3. The drugs.
2. Their music isn't that great.
1. I don't get the name.

The phrase "Happy Holidays!"

[jaybug]

10. It's the generic equivalent.
  9. Like they really mean it.
  8. The new buh-bye!
  7. If they only knew that holi is the combinating for of holy, it would not be used either.
  6. It means spend like sin.
  5. Which one, or any and all of the above, but what are they, didn't they add a 4th one now?
  4. It demeans my Christmas tree.
  3. It's just the politically correct way of making everyone feel less than.
  2. Why do Mary Bells only ring for them?
  1. It is actually more pointless than Season's Greetings!

Consumerism

[Bundyangel]

10. I had to actually look up what it means because i didn't remember.
9. That people think they need to equate a brand name to somethings worth.
8. Material possessions aren't what matter, and consumerism disagrees with me.
7. Things can't make you happy. So therefore, why does the brand of something matter?
6. It's just an excuse to show off money.
5. Brand names = more expensive
4. It's a way for someone to think of themselves as better then someone else.
3. It dictates a society obsessed with the "what can you get me, what can I get" mind set.
2. GREEDY PEOPLE ARE GREEDY
1. It encourages materialism


the show BLEACH

[jaybug]

10. the good guys all have serious personality flaws.
  9. the bad guys don't have much personality at all.
  8. Just when you get into a op song, or closing song, they change the music.
  7. There are more delays in the action than Dragonball Z.
  6. EVERYTHING IS A STATE SECRET!
  5. They put the Fun in dysfunctional families.
  4. You put a disposable soul into a stuffed animal?
  3. Chiyo-chan from Azumanga Daioh is not in this series.
  2. It succeeds in being as confusing in the artwork as the amnga.
  1. When you finally get things going, you stop for endless fillers that have nothing to do with anything.

Geneon

[DemonSpawn]

1-10 I don't know what that is...


Cell phones

[NightLotus]

10. I'm there which means I'm away from you
9. Muggy
8. Lots of tourists
7. Time change from home
6. hard to call from
5. Drowning danger
4. Shark Danger
3. Hurricane danger
2. Having to fly in an 8 seater plane with a student pilot to get here
1. A proficiency of old people

Super-Hero Movies

[Bundyangel]

10. It's typically based around a male.
9. Why don't you ever hear Super-heroine?
8. The main character ALWAYS gets injured in some fashion.
7. Where are the female villains?
6. There's never anything really new with the movies. Same plot, same character.
5. It's like a melodrama.
4. Damsels in distress irk me hardcore. Wheres the woman who can defend herself and love the good guy?
3. Why does the good guy ALWAYS win?
2. Tight leather = the new spandex
1. The fans whine how horrible the movie is if it's based off a comic book.



Waiting.

[jaybug]

10. It never changes.
  9. the magazines all stink.
  8. The ones you wait for, can never wait for you.
  7. You wait longer, if you cannot leave.
  6. You almost always don't have something good to read.
  5. There are billions and billions of other things you could be getting done, but aren't.
  4. As if you'd actually do any of those billions of things.
  3. You can't eat, smoke or any other vital thing while you wait. The more vital to you, the less chance you will be allowed to do it while waiting.
  2. You remember things you shouldn't have forgotten, but like you can do anything about it now!
  1. The time you spend waiting makes your lifespan shorter!

people that love the sound of their own voice, or something like that

[Sporty_Otaku]

1 theyre usually ugly
2 why couldnt it be a different sound?
3 they break easily
4 at least thats what my grammy use to say to me
5 its probably hard to find pieces to fix them
6 even though it is in a good tempo it isnt good music just like rap
7 if i can rap to a clock then the clock has driven me insane
8 they dont make good coat racks
9 they have no volume switch
10 big ben is probably loud enough to be heard all the way to liverpool

bruises

[makichan]

1. They sometimes appear without you even realizing how they got there.
2. They hurt
3. They are unattractive
4. They come in an ugly variety of colors such as puce, etc.
5. They make you self-conscious
6. People often associate them with abuse or fighting
7. They can be difficult to cover
8. They make you look like a wounded victim no matter how you got it
9. If you get too many, you look like a bruised banana xD
10. ... and, did I mention that they are unattractive? lol

not sure if it was mentioned but... filler episodes.

[Blackstar]

10. They are mostly pointless
9 Mostly they are like clip shows
8. They are completely radome
7. They are poorly written
6. They are a wast of time
5. There is no story development
4. It tells useless facts that I do not care about
3. The 4th and 5th result in a google search of Filler episode is some Narutard crap
 2. They are boring episodes 
1. They get in they was of good tv

Google

[Prinz Eugen]

10 is a messy place to work
9 colluded with Chinese authorities to 'out' political dissidents
9 Integrates annoying extras onto your browser
8 is trying to 'own' software (s.a.a.s.)
7 Top brass needs to throw chairs around more often
6 'translate this page' should include 'translate into Standard English' as an option
5  drives onto people's private properties and photographs their homes without invitation or permission
4 copped out to ad-sponsored crud (which is why I use www.gmbmg.com - try it!)
3 tracks your browsing habits and searches your gmails in order to provide targeted ads to you
2 subtly rates one certain political party higher than one other
1 donates to pro-abortion groups


B. Hussein Obama

[jaybug]

10 So what does he really want?
9   He has a D by his name.
8   He's a F.I. B. And if you are from Wisconsin, Iowa, or Minnesota, you'd know what that stands for.
7   It's going to be Clinton re-dux.
6   The Loony Left has been lead to believe they are now in charge.
5   They may very well be.
4   He's a quitter! Keep smoking Mr. President, I don't want to feel alone.
3   I bet his kids go to that Quaker school, instead of D.C. public schools. School choice for the rich left, but not for you!
2   He won't veto enough, and so the bailouts, and stimulus packages go to fat cats and not the people.
1   He'll fire NASA administrator Michael Griffin, because his pet NASA person had a public row with him.

Short term profits versus long term gains

[Blackstar]

1 donates to pro-abortion groups

A woman's right to choose is a bad thing??

No one has a clue what you are talking about jaybug. So I will change it.

The Epic land of Canada

[Washougal_Otaku]

1 donates to pro-abortion groups

A woman's right to choose is a bad thing??

Because of how many have used it as a form of birth control, yes it is.

10. Ocean Park Studio, which records the voices for Viz Video, is in Canada.
9. They're not cool enough to have a President; they need a Prine Minister.
8. When people complain about a PRes. candidate, it's always, "If they win, I'm moving to Canada."
7. The way Total Drama Island ended sucked.
6. Bret Hart.
5. They're not even a real country anyway.
4. They aren't even trying to help protect the border.
3. It's the second largest country in the world, yet they only have 10 provinces and 3 territories.
2. We're suppose to be rivals with them in sports, but it's not much of a rivalry since we almost always whup 'em.
1. They invented hockey and their teams suck at it!

Oops, forgot this thing again.

JEWELRY!!!

[Black~Rose]

10. it has to match what your wearing
9. necklaces often like to hide in your shirt
8. some earings are way too heavy
7. cheap earings can make sensitive ears itch like crazy
6. chokers can literaly choke
5. all the cool ones are expensive
4. rings can get stuck
3. toe rings? wtf? who looks at your toes?
2. toung rings?... how do you eat with those? 
1. how many body parts can a person pierce anyways?!!?! ... don't answer that...

candy

[LtCommanderRichie]

10. it gives you such a crick in your neck to watch it
9. The ball makes a funny noise when you hit it
8. The courts are confusing
7. The net is evil incarnate
6. It can be used to determine whether or not you're a serial killer
5. As a sport, it hogs all the guys with pretty hair (Rafael Nadal *Drooooool*)
4. The rackets are heavy
3. You have to have a dog handy to go get that accursed ball when it goes so far out of bounds there's no way you're going to get it
2. The official courts really freaking hurt when you fall on them
1. Tennis fashion sucks really bad


Wall scrolls.

[jaybug]

10. They are printed in a language no one can read.
9.   They never go with the existing decor.
8.   They never heard of Feng Shue.
7.   They are supposed to be enlightening, but depress most people.
6.   If they were actually worth something, you'd find them hanging up somewhere, and not in a bin with a sign saying 2 for $5.
5.   They make better strangling weapons than pacification meditations.
4.   The paper isn't strong enough for strangling.
3.   They aren't long enough to strangle yourself for having bought one and hung it on the wall only to become clinically depressed.
2.   Friends don't let friends buy wall scrolls.
1.   Most say "Do you want Fried Rice with that?"

Cosplays that you should but don't recognize.

[Washougal_Otaku]

10. Afros.  They're stupid looking and are sometimes a little scary.
9. Black bears have white skin and polar bears have black skin.  Weird...
8. It tastes funny.
7. I had to dye my hair black for my Ranma cosplay.
6. I never did get my hair tied right while cosplaying as Ranma.
5. The only characters in the Slayers series worth mentioning that have black hair are Prince Philionel and Eris; one's annoying and the other is a hot evil bitch that doesn't know what she's talking about (for those of you who've never seen Slayers, that'd be Eris ).
4. It's harder to spot on the floor than blonde hair.
3. There's not enough black-haired anime characters, which you'd think there would be since that's their natural hair color.
2. I can't tell if it's my hair or my cat's hair.
1. Some people can't tell the difference between black & brown, and sometimes it's not their fault!

Tacos

[YouDontKnowMe]

10. They're gross
9. Greasy
8. Soggy
7. Loaded with unhealthy chemicals
6. Give me stomach aches
5. Imported from Mexico
4. Bugs are all in the food in Mexico
3. They all taste the same
2. They're never worth more than a dollar besides Taco Bell
1. I hate Taco Bell

Modern Day Americans

[jaybug]

10. They whine too much about foreign countries.
9.   They cry over spilt milk.
8.   They do something stupid and try to sue someone else about it.
7.   It's always someone else's fault.
6.   They prefer not to have to think.
5.   They prefer not to work.
4.   They prefer to have someone else be responsible for their children.
3.   They don't know what they want.
2.   They want EVERYTHING!
1.   They expect their children to pay for it all.

People who do not understand the concept of "other."