That article is written by someone with blatant internal conflicts of trying not to take the internet seriously, trying to claim they aren't a /b/tard wannabe (which is REALLY pathetic), trying to take the internet seriously, trying to make jokes while being serious, trying to make inside jokes about the insiders, and having a poor sense of educational process despite their futile attempt at making what's supposed to look like an informed article.
Also, diarrhea.