Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 413980 times)

princessmoon · « **Reply #2300 on:** July 18, 2009, 10:07:04 pm »

granted, but it is for a miniature poodle...

wish, my mosquito bites would just go away!

sabata · « **Reply #2301 on:** July 18, 2009, 10:09:03 pm »

granted. they will go away and come back in 5 minutes cause they missed you.

I wish my mom would stop dilly dallying at places. (spent 6ish hours today just to drop something off)

nyahaha · « **Reply #2302 on:** July 18, 2009, 10:34:43 pm »

granted, now you are the dilly dallyer.

I wish I could sew right now without waking people up.

sabata · « **Reply #2303 on:** July 18, 2009, 11:19:41 pm »

granted. now your asleep while sewing. (ouch)
I wish i could watch movies on my zune.

Teasel · « **Reply #2304 on:** July 19, 2009, 01:52:52 am »

Congrats, you now have a ferret.

I wish everyone would watch Warehouse 13 on SyFy.

sabata · « **Reply #2305 on:** July 19, 2009, 02:40:33 am »

granted. now thats the only thing on tv. and they repeat the worst episodes over and over

I wish i could have meetups with people on the site without my mom coming with me or freaking out.

jaybug · « **Reply #2306 on:** July 19, 2009, 05:03:02 pm »

Granted, now gramma and her church ladies show up instead.

I wish my debts were paid off.

sabata · « **Reply #2307 on:** July 19, 2009, 05:41:30 pm »

granted. now your debts are gone and you live a happy life. oh yeah, and the debt collectors are now chasing you for messing with their system.

I wish my sasori costume will be finished soon.

jaybug · « **Reply #2308 on:** July 19, 2009, 08:40:15 pm »

Granted a bunch of dwarves from Finland come and make off with your cosplay. Hakke Palle!

I wish I was on permanent vacation

Savvy-kins · « **Reply #2309 on:** July 21, 2009, 01:11:25 am »

Granted, but now some evil force is stalking you on your permanent vacation island, killing off everyone and terrorizing you.
I wish that I had social skills.

jaybug · « **Reply #2310 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:14:21 pm »

Granted, but now you never have any time to yourself.

I wish it was just a touch cooler today...

Blackstar · « **Reply #2311 on:** July 21, 2009, 05:23:42 pm »

Granted it is cooler .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000012

I wish I never had to shave

sabata · « **Reply #2312 on:** July 21, 2009, 06:44:38 pm »

Granted. you are allowed not to shave.

I wish i could have all the greatest videos saved on my harddrive, but it only filled up 1mb

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #2313 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:13:23 pm »

Granted, but a freak thunderstorm hits a power station and sends EMP across the neighborhood, shorting out the computer.

I wish I could have a pencil that never ran out of lead.

sabata · « **Reply #2314 on:** July 21, 2009, 11:22:24 pm »

granted. it runs on blood. (HP REFERENCE)

I wish that andrea would watch this damn movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpRlDj-Y1Wc

Savvy-kins · « **Reply #2315 on:** July 22, 2009, 12:30:00 am »

Granted, but now the chipmunk way of life takes its toll on her and she becomes morbidly obsessed with chipmunk singing.
I wish there were Merlin and Arthur would just kiss already.

jaybug · « **Reply #2316 on:** July 22, 2009, 09:20:29 pm »

Granted, but the @ss kissing of the chancellor of the exchequer is not for the faint of heart.

I wish there weren't so many chores to do...

CC3 · « **Reply #2317 on:** July 22, 2009, 09:42:03 pm »

Granted, but now little kids will steal things from your lawn instead of mowing it!

I wish money would appear in my pockets whenever I wanted to buy something

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #2318 on:** July 22, 2009, 09:51:01 pm »

Granted, but there's holes in your pockets!

I wish london bridge wasn't falling down, falling down, falling down. D:

jaybug · « **Reply #2319 on:** July 22, 2009, 09:54:48 pm »

Granted, but now Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.

I wish more people realized the real reasons behind nursery rhymes.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #2320 on:** July 23, 2009, 07:36:58 am »

Granted, but the secret club of people who knew the reasons before everyone else just put a hit out on you.

I wish it was raining.

nyahaha · « **Reply #2321 on:** July 23, 2009, 08:29:55 am »

granted, but now you have multiple holes in your roof.

I wish I could teleport...

Blackstar · « **Reply #2322 on:** July 23, 2009, 12:02:19 pm »

^ Granted you can teleport .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 CM in front of you

V I wish the wish below me would have the same wish that I wished.

sabata · « **Reply #2323 on:** July 23, 2009, 01:31:47 pm »

Granted. I will reply with I wish. and that is all.

I wish i could teleport to my computer chair, from the intel computer clubhouse. in exactly 4.8 seconds, and be able to teleport back if I wish. and I also wish that you use no loopholes to Ruin my wish.

nyahaha · « **Reply #2324 on:** July 23, 2009, 01:37:43 pm »

1st wish: granted, but on occation you get lost in teleport-space.
2nd wish: OUT OF ORDER

I wish I could go swimming right now

jaybug · « **Reply #2325 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:35:38 pm »

Granted, you are now swimming in red tape.

I wish Blackstar could fart out his ears.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #2326 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:37:49 pm »

Granted but you just developed a serious need to whisper secrets in his ears.

I wish it was two hours ago.

jaybug · « **Reply #2327 on:** July 23, 2009, 05:48:52 pm »

That wish was granted at 7:37 pm this evening.

I wish I knew I was going to have fun driving to Minnesota next month

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2328 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:44:55 am »

^ Granted. The best part of the whole trip will be going through the city of Joe, Montana. Seriously, there's a town by this name. It's somewhere in the Eastern part of the state.

V I wish my vision was a perfect 20/20.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2329 on:** July 29, 2009, 09:19:08 pm »

Granted, you can see perfectly, but 20 seconds after you can, you fall on your face, down a hill, and are now completely blind. Nice.

I wish that I was skinny and pretty!

CC3 · « **Reply #2330 on:** July 29, 2009, 09:48:56 pm »

Granted, but now you are so beautiful people won't leave you alone

I wish nail polish wouldn't chip!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #2331 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:54:02 am »

^ Granted. Now it can talk and it tells all the guys around you that you have major gingivitus.

V I wish the wish below me was a crazy wish that could only be plausible in a cartoon.

nyahaha · « **Reply #2332 on:** July 30, 2009, 09:33:40 pm »

granted: but you will dream of this dream forever and never realize it can't happen.

I wish that all the mountains in the world were made of mashed potatoes, while all the lava was gravy, all the trees were brocollie, and all of us people were the little bacon bits, and then when the elves got angry, the mountains would keep all of the gravy inside them, because the potato elves wanted to keep it all to themselves to calm thier anger, and then the sun was made of cheese, and the moon was made of white chocolate. the end

jaybug · « **Reply #2333 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:53:37 pm »

That wish will be granted this November.

I wish I could spend 3 weeks in the library of congress, watching all the licensed anime they have...or is that only printed material? never been that far east

leonmasteries · « **Reply #2334 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:56:43 pm »

Granted, But you no longer like that stuff in any way.

I wish my life is happy, even if it mean's only living for the next minute, that it is the happiest it could ever be.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #2335 on:** August 05, 2009, 05:50:01 pm »

^granted, your life is soooo happy that you go insane and think you are a squirrel

V I wish I could fly!

leonmasteries · « **Reply #2336 on:** August 05, 2009, 05:54:00 pm »

^Granted, you can only fly 1 minute every thousand years, and you used your fling power yesterday.

I wish for a poking stick that doesn't break or harm me.

tofutakeout · « **Reply #2337 on:** August 05, 2009, 05:55:14 pm »

granted but it bends really easily so it tends to poke aimlessly.

I wish I Tim Curry was his younger looking self again.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #2338 on:** August 05, 2009, 05:57:56 pm »

^ granted, you now have a younger version life sized tim currey robot with exact personality traits but no emotion whatsoever

V I wish I was a teen titan!! lol

jaybug · « **Reply #2339 on:** August 05, 2009, 08:23:39 pm »

Granted, now Beast Boy hits on you all the time. It's quite literally puppy love.

I wish we didn't have to drive like maniacs on my vacation.....

soundninja12 · « **Reply #2340 on:** August 06, 2009, 12:44:49 pm »

Granted. You're vacationing in your driveway.

I wish all of my cosplays were finished

leonmasteries · « **Reply #2341 on:** August 06, 2009, 03:29:34 pm »

granted, but now they are to big for you to wear

I wish that no one could hack into my pc and that viruses don't exist, plus no spy ware.

sabata · « **Reply #2342 on:** August 07, 2009, 12:12:12 am »

Granted. viruses are puppies, spyware are kittens, and hacking means hugging. so if you try to wish it away again, you kill all the fun in the world.

I wish I could find a cheap MB for my new computer i'm building that works, and has no defects.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2343 on:** August 07, 2009, 01:05:24 am »

Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish everyone on the forums would come see my show tomorrow!

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #2344 on:** August 07, 2009, 01:10:04 am »

Granted but We will never leave you alone

I wish the con would get here sooner

sabata · « **Reply #2345 on:** August 07, 2009, 01:14:41 am »

granted. but the con will get a second closer, but then loose a minute of it's duration time.

I wish i could find the right driver for my audio card.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #2346 on:** August 07, 2009, 01:22:03 am »

Granted but you dont have the right screw driver to get into your computer

Wish I had something to do

sabata · « **Reply #2347 on:** August 07, 2009, 01:24:43 am »

granted. you now have a cow. you sick sob.
I wish i could stop listening to this band. without loosing all hearing.

The_Geek · « **Reply #2348 on:** August 07, 2009, 07:26:58 pm »

Granted, but then you have to listen to "It's a small world after all" For the rest of your whole entire (NOW)miserable life. MWAHAHAHA~~!!
I wish I could find a good tape of Hannibal Rising at a garage sale.

Teasel · « **Reply #2349 on:** August 08, 2009, 12:56:57 am »

Quote from: danayoki on August 07, 2009, 08:21:19 pm

Granted. It ends up breaking in half after you accidently sat on it.

I wish I could hang out with my friend. =_=

Granted! You can hang out with your friend all the time, especially now that you're their pet ferret!

I wish I wish DancingTofu was a fish. XP

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