Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 414374 times)

Blackstar · « **Reply #1550 on:** January 25, 2009, 03:02:40 pm »

Granted the $30 is stolen and you go to jail

I wish I had less things to do

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1551 on:** January 25, 2009, 03:03:17 pm »

Granted, you get bored and die.

Wish i had my old monopoly game!

Blackstar · « **Reply #1552 on:** January 25, 2009, 03:11:18 pm »

Granted you play it and find out why you got rid of it

I wish I had some cookies

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1553 on:** January 25, 2009, 03:13:06 pm »

i baked them.

wish i had better looks.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1554 on:** January 25, 2009, 03:18:27 pm »

Granted You look better in a blind man opinion (and side note I bet you look fine)

I wish that I did not need to take so many pills

jaybug · « **Reply #1555 on:** January 25, 2009, 03:58:04 pm »

Granted, now you need injections.

I wish it was my Friday instead of my Monday...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1556 on:** January 25, 2009, 04:01:49 pm »

Granted but you new friday is your new monday

I wish I could be as awesome as Bear Grylls

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1557 on:** January 25, 2009, 05:58:49 pm »

Granted, you die from getting naked in a glacier like he did (the dummy)

Wish bear grylls was killed by eating a mushroom.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1558 on:** January 25, 2009, 06:12:57 pm »

Granted, But his awesomeness is past onto me

I wish that I could find more epic youtube clips of people lighting talking/dancing toys on fire.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1559 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:05:49 pm »

Your wish has been granted!

you get to see a youtube video of a cosplayer Sasuke lighting a Gaara plushie on fire.

I wish for a full-sized toy sword of Tetsusaiga (Inuyasha's sword)

Blackstar · « **Reply #1560 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:09:37 pm »

Granted it is impaled into your pelvis

I wish that the Simpsons was on right now

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1561 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:11:34 pm »

Granted but it's on a black and white antenna TV with no picture only audio.

I wish I had Kagome here to treat my sword wound.

StarryShay · « **Reply #1562 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:13:33 pm »

Umm, granted, but Kagome's not very smart so she makes it worse. >:3
I wish that that my hair was blonder. <3

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1563 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:20:59 pm »

Granted, you are now a super saiyan, but now everyone in the galaxy is coming to kill you.

I wish I had the 7 dragon balls to make my own wish.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1564 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:24:15 pm »

granted ummmmmmm ya......... I not saying how I am going to spin that........... ewwwwwwwwww gross

I wish I had some more pocky

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1565 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:28:40 pm »

granted, you get green tea pocky in a box of chocolate pocky.

I wish people would stop falling into the gutter when they think about the dragon balls.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1566 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:32:55 pm »

Granted now we just thing of something bad

I wish that I could pump up the noise pump up the funk

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1567 on:** January 25, 2009, 07:45:59 pm »

granted, you now own a tuned up '40 ford pickup with a truck bed full of speakers but the volume won't turn down or off.

I wish for an electric powered '67 Dodge Charger.

Blackstar · « **Reply #1568 on:** January 25, 2009, 08:51:46 pm »

Granted but it is on the moon

I wish for a better pair of headphones

jaybug · « **Reply #1569 on:** January 25, 2009, 10:26:38 pm »

Granted, but they aren't compatible with your existing systems.

I wish I could stop dreaming about spring

Sugarlat · « **Reply #1570 on:** January 25, 2009, 10:27:41 pm »

granted, you now dream of nothing

I wish ashely wasn't killed last night T_T

Blackstar · « **Reply #1571 on:** January 26, 2009, 04:54:41 pm »

Granted no spin

I wish that guns ever excised

jaybug · « **Reply #1572 on:** January 26, 2009, 05:58:34 pm »

huh? Do you mean never existed?
Granted, but nuclear weapons were developed by the Romans, and Iran was annihilated in 74 B.C. Also Germany and the Balkans. The radioactive wastes contributed along with the lead to reduce the Romans to irrelevance by the time Christ was born, who happened to have serious birth defects from the radiation still lingering, as the Romans did not believe in "clean" nukes. So Christianity never formed as Christ died when he was only 7. So there was a huge gap in the spread of modern religion, and so barbarism went into overdrive, and Europe never became a dominant power, and the Chinese didn't abandon their navy so America was founded on the west coast by the Emperor of China.

I wish common sense was as common as it sounds...

Blackstar · « **Reply #1573 on:** January 26, 2009, 06:04:50 pm »

sweet I am in China

Granted ever one votes Democratic (bad for you, but good for me)

I wish I had not lost my cell phone?

jaybug · « **Reply #1574 on:** January 26, 2009, 06:55:24 pm »

Granted, president Obama sends you a new one. However whenever you push a button, nothing happens. It has juice, so that isn't the problem. What is the problem, is that the government is the sole provider, and well ya know, these things happen, and well it's after 5pm, so no one is about to do anything, but the phone isn't broken. It's just that the towers are breaking down for lack of maintenance, and there is no money for fixing them, and there isn't anyone to fix them as no one knows how to anymore. Aren't you glad everyone votes Democrat now?

I wish Blackstar would have granted my wish, about common sense. Granting me sheer insanity does not seem to me to be common sense.....

Blackstar · « **Reply #1575 on:** January 26, 2009, 08:21:30 pm »

Granted again! Every on votes Democratic again and we live in the happy democratic land again (once again good for me, very annoying for you) (I'm driving jaybug insane)

I wish I could annoy jaybug some more

jaybug · « **Reply #1576 on:** January 26, 2009, 09:53:28 pm »

Granted. Luckily jaybug lives in the REAL WORLD, so even though he lives in the Eugene area, which is even further to the left than Portland, and thereby more Democrat, oh whatever....

I wish someone would tell the Oregon State Hospital that Blackstar is right here on the forums....

Blackstar · « **Reply #1577 on:** January 26, 2009, 10:16:19 pm »

Even though I don't live in Oregon Granted they find my and they ask me what I want to name the new wing I say "The Liberal America" Wing

I wish that jaybug's wishes would not give me such easy shoots at his GRAND OLD PARTY. (btw jaybug you know this is all in good fun. I am typical more respectful of peoples believes I mean no harm in theses statements of ignorance. I do not know your personal believes and why you believe them so I can not make a intelligent/accurate point)

DancingTofu · « **Reply #1578 on:** January 26, 2009, 10:20:13 pm »

Granted, you have to think. D:

I wish people didn't try to convince themselves that political ideologies could ever actually be correct, let alone constructive.

jaybug · « **Reply #1579 on:** January 27, 2009, 05:41:50 pm »

Granted, now people use turn signals, which leads to more wrecks for some reason. Ah, maybe if they used them in the direction the intend to travel!

I wish Tofu gets a date, but doesn't bring his knife, but brings a concealed carry Casull!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #1580 on:** January 27, 2009, 07:01:55 pm »

^ Granted; his date is yo mama!

V I wish the mama jokes would die off already!

samalam · « **Reply #1581 on:** January 27, 2009, 07:27:26 pm »

Quote from: Washougal_Otaku on January 27, 2009, 07:01:55 pm

^ Granted; his date is yo mama!

V I wish the mama jokes would die off already!

^Granted, but the fad of your dad jokes will invade the world

V I wish I had cool boyfriend who would give me candy

jaybug · « **Reply #1582 on:** January 27, 2009, 07:53:07 pm »

Granted, he's Sam Adams, he's got lots of candy.

I wish we could have gone more than one week before the partisanship re-started.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1583 on:** January 27, 2009, 11:00:10 pm »

granted, except the color of cheddar cheese is now neon green.

I wish for a cell phone with an orbiting satellite that can teleport me anywhere in the world.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1584 on:** January 28, 2009, 09:25:37 am »

^ but you feel so unfulfilled not being able to fill it up... how sad

v i wish i didn't have bruised ribs

jaybug · « **Reply #1585 on:** January 28, 2009, 04:33:48 pm »

Granted, now they roll you down to the mess hall. But not in a wheelchair. Say, are you related to Violet Beauregarde? You're turning a little blue.

I wish we weren't going to kill the space program...

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #1586 on:** January 28, 2009, 08:51:52 pm »

granted, but you're the first test passenger for the elevator to the moon.

I wish I could help everyone in need and not worry about what I sacrifice to do it.

jaybug · « **Reply #1587 on:** January 28, 2009, 09:39:46 pm »

Granted, you contract leprosy, now no one wants your help. Well, they do, but... you know. THey may want a piece of your advice, but not a piece of your fingertips.

I wish I could travel through space like the Silver Surfer..

NightLotus · « **Reply #1588 on:** January 29, 2009, 01:04:28 pm »

^ you light your blanket on fire ^^

v i wish i didn't have to study

NightLotus · « **Reply #1589 on:** January 29, 2009, 01:16:07 pm »

but you can't get one

i wish i had Patrick cuddles ^^

Blackstar · « **Reply #1590 on:** January 29, 2009, 02:21:12 pm »

Granted you fail

I wish that I did not fail?

NightLotus · « **Reply #1591 on:** January 29, 2009, 03:11:30 pm »

with your feet

i wish i wasn't cold

Teasel · « **Reply #1592 on:** January 30, 2009, 12:11:10 am »

Granted. But now everything that apple makes is crap.

I wish I had more college friends.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1593 on:** January 30, 2009, 10:38:23 am »

granted. You get those geeky nerds who spend hours upon hours playing wizard games.

I wish i had a bunch o nerdy friends.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1594 on:** January 30, 2009, 11:22:30 am »

you arn't nerdy enough, you get kicked out of the club

i wish i could teleport

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1595 on:** January 30, 2009, 11:49:08 am »

granted. You end up inside a wall.

Wish I was made of awesome.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1596 on:** January 30, 2009, 03:33:58 pm »

granted but you always have nothing to do.

wish i could go to my friends house.

NightLotus · « **Reply #1597 on:** January 30, 2009, 03:37:21 pm »

but your friend isn't there

i wish i could go home instantly

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #1598 on:** January 30, 2009, 03:38:39 pm »

you get caught in a tornado and you have to follow the yellow brick road home.

Wish school wasnt so stupid.

Sugarlat · « **Reply #1599 on:** January 30, 2009, 05:15:44 pm »

granted, it is now much more intelligent...whatever that means

I wish....this chick would leave me alone

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 414374 times)