Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 414251 times)

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #650 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:24:07 pm »

^Granted, but its too small for you.

I wish my cat had a home.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #651 on:** October 11, 2008, 09:50:29 am »

It got run over because it was homeless.

I wish I had some biscotti.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #652 on:** October 11, 2008, 10:18:18 am »

Granted, but Tanis took it away from you and ate it.

I wish I had food.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #653 on:** October 11, 2008, 10:21:40 am »

I could buy biscotti but I wouldn't give you any.

I wish I had a sledge hammer.

ambergen87 · « **Reply #654 on:** October 11, 2008, 05:24:28 pm »

Sure. It is weighs 10 grams, is 3 cm. tall.

I wan't a cherry tree.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #655 on:** October 11, 2008, 08:20:12 pm »

You're now an apple. And Ari just skinned and ate you.

I wish I had a dollar.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #656 on:** October 11, 2008, 10:59:15 pm »

I stole it.

I wish this thread would end.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #657 on:** October 11, 2008, 10:59:52 pm »

It would, but because no one liked you.

I wish my twin was happy. D:

DancingTofu · « **Reply #658 on:** October 11, 2008, 11:01:51 pm »

Granted. You were delicious.

I wish I was employable.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #659 on:** October 11, 2008, 11:03:03 pm »

*mod edit*

DancingTofu · « **Reply #660 on:** October 11, 2008, 11:05:22 pm »

Granted, you don't get it.

I wish people would get my jokes.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #661 on:** October 11, 2008, 11:08:32 pm »

*mod edit*

DancingTofu · « **Reply #662 on:** October 11, 2008, 11:16:13 pm »

Granted. This forum is boring now lol.

I wish youoy hsiw I

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #663 on:** October 13, 2008, 06:46:58 am »

Granted, you now have your wish granted to your mirror universe twin.

I wish I could electrocute customers a tiny bit.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #664 on:** October 13, 2008, 06:53:35 am »

Granted, but you get sued for it.

I wish there was no school today.

NightLotus · « **Reply #665 on:** October 13, 2008, 03:25:52 pm »

^ alright ^^ you have no summer break ^^

v I wish i never had school

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #666 on:** October 13, 2008, 03:27:55 pm »

Okay, but now no one likes you because you never learned anything.

I wish I could teleport.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #667 on:** October 13, 2008, 03:40:51 pm »

Granted! Welcome to the Chippendale Dancer's Shavatorium.

I wish that customers would stop calling me, thinking I have the power to cancel their accounts.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #668 on:** October 13, 2008, 03:43:17 pm »

Granted. You and the local pizza place have switched numbers.

I wish I was taller.

Syd-chan · « **Reply #669 on:** October 13, 2008, 03:44:39 pm »

Granted, but now you're Godzilla.

I wish I wasn't sick. [Deja vu, much?]

TanisNikana · « **Reply #670 on:** October 13, 2008, 03:45:26 pm »

Granted! You're not sick. Just mentally ill.

I wish I was and then I the coke bottle and my mom got scared and me the bottling plant.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #671 on:** October 13, 2008, 05:53:10 pm »

...

I wish Tanis could speak English.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #672 on:** October 13, 2008, 05:56:27 pm »

Granted. But he lost the ability to speak or type.

I wish Tanis would use VERBS.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #673 on:** October 13, 2008, 05:57:51 pm »

His head is so far up his ass and the verbs were drowning in **** so they had to be taKen away.

I wish Tanis wasn't so mean.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #674 on:** October 13, 2008, 05:59:21 pm »

Granted he's not.....to everyone else. XP

I wish I could think of a wish.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #675 on:** October 13, 2008, 06:22:26 pm »

You think of a wish, and then Ari turns into a watermelon.

I wish I were more adorable.

StarryShay · « **Reply #676 on:** October 13, 2008, 06:26:34 pm »

Granted, but only for a minute, then your back to normal. =3
I wish I had something to nom on.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #677 on:** October 13, 2008, 06:34:51 pm »

Granted, but its your least favorite food.

I wish for the bacon.

Bob · « **Reply #678 on:** October 13, 2008, 06:43:00 pm »

Granted, you get the bacon, but its covered in poo

I wish she still loved me.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #679 on:** October 13, 2008, 06:51:51 pm »

Granted, but she's so in love it drives you crazy and you want to punch a baby.

I wish I had a normal-sized chest...instead of a flat one...-_-

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #680 on:** October 13, 2008, 06:59:36 pm »

Granted, but the rest of you increased with your chest.

I wish I had a spoon.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #681 on:** October 13, 2008, 07:01:13 pm »

Quote from: DemonSpawn on October 13, 2008, 06:59:36 pm

Granted, but the rest of you increased with your chest.

I wish I had a spoon.

TT.TT Evilll....!!!

Anywhoz...Granted, but it's been shoved up ur butt.

I wish I could grow a couple inches taller.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #682 on:** October 13, 2008, 07:08:17 pm »

You grow a couple inches taller. You then also get an unwanted cantaloupe.

I wish I got the unwanted cantaloupe.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #683 on:** October 13, 2008, 07:09:27 pm »

Granted, the unwanted cantaloupe is rotten.

I wish I were a vampire.

saya-chan14 · « **Reply #684 on:** October 13, 2008, 07:17:53 pm »

Granted, you become a vampire and are hunted down and killed and you can't go to kumoricon cues its in the day.

I wish my English homework was done.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #685 on:** October 13, 2008, 07:23:48 pm »

Holy crap you typed properly. With that kind of English you should have no trouble with your homework. But it's not done yet.

I wish I could instain mother who kill their babby.

saya-chan14 · « **Reply #686 on:** October 13, 2008, 07:34:18 pm »

Well Tanis you can thank my English teacher.

The mother would get bored with the baby's flesh and start eating human faces.

I wish Deidara stop reading over my shoulder.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #687 on:** October 13, 2008, 07:43:52 pm »

She goes blind.

I wish Simon would stop practicing right now.

saya-chan14 · « **Reply #688 on:** October 13, 2008, 07:46:40 pm »

He stops, then comes and kills you.

I wish Deidara dies right now.

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #689 on:** October 13, 2008, 07:50:14 pm »

Granted now she comes back as a zombie!

I wish my hand wasnt hurting

saya-chan14 · « **Reply #690 on:** October 13, 2008, 07:53:36 pm »

Granted but then it falls off.

I wish I could get Deidara to speck right she just said "melt don't ice".

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #691 on:** October 13, 2008, 10:19:03 pm »

She spoke! O:

I wish for the puppy to not pee.

Bob · « **Reply #692 on:** October 13, 2008, 10:20:13 pm »

Granted. eventually it dies and its all your fault

I wish I was a better poet.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #693 on:** October 13, 2008, 10:38:44 pm »

You're a poet and you didn't even know it. XD

I wish I was amazing.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #694 on:** October 14, 2008, 06:55:27 am »

Granted, though ur so obsessed with urself you shut urself off from the world and never see anime or conventions ever again.

I wish I had an Itachi plush.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #695 on:** October 14, 2008, 07:00:58 am »

Granted but its head got ripped off.

I wish people weren't so creepy.

NightLotus · « **Reply #696 on:** October 14, 2008, 07:37:59 pm »

^ now you are the only creepy person in the world... and everyone knows your a creep to

v I wish i was in Corvallis

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #697 on:** October 15, 2008, 06:48:43 am »

It didn't but you can't remember how to turn it on.

I wish that thump I heard just now wasn't the cat knocking something down in my room.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #698 on:** October 15, 2008, 07:00:06 am »

Granted, it was the monster coming out of ur closet to get you.

I wish school was easier.

Toxikon · « **Reply #699 on:** October 15, 2008, 09:07:20 am »

^ Granted, but now monkeys can do it. We're overrun by those damn dirty apes.

V I wish it wasn't so cold.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 414251 times)