Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 413899 times)

NightLotus · « **Reply #600 on:** October 07, 2008, 04:08:01 pm »

^ the only thing you can move with your power is excrement. have fun ^^

v I wish the weather was ALWAYS like it is here RIGHT now ^^

Toxikon · « **Reply #601 on:** October 07, 2008, 04:08:55 pm »

^ It is, but that's because time has stopped, and you can't enjoy it!

V I wish Sakura-con would come faster.

NightLotus · « **Reply #602 on:** October 07, 2008, 04:11:51 pm »

^ oh, *sigh* i'm sorry! the last day was yesterday! it was a bunch of fun!! to bad you couldn't be there!

v I wish i could always get what I wanted

jaybug · « **Reply #603 on:** October 07, 2008, 10:18:07 pm »

Granted, but now you can't think of a thing you want, ever! You have become more immobile than Steven Hawking, less capable of independent thought than our current president!

I wish I knew what to have for dinner...

NightLotus · « **Reply #604 on:** October 08, 2008, 12:27:45 pm »

^ you know what to have, but you will never get it ^^

v I wish i had better wishes ^^

Toxikon · « **Reply #605 on:** October 08, 2008, 12:29:45 pm »

^ Your wishes are now the most amazing, original ones anyone has ever heard. It makes everyone jealous, and now no one talks to you.

V I wish I could control the weather.

NightLotus · « **Reply #606 on:** October 08, 2008, 01:18:28 pm »

^you can control the weather, but only in places that you arn't
v I wish i could fly

Toxikon · « **Reply #607 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:37:42 pm »

^ You can, but you don't know how to land. Ow.

V I wish textbooks didn't cost so much.

jaybug · « **Reply #608 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:41:35 pm »

Granted, now you know how to get the "5 fingered discount"

I wish I could make other people have serious gas attacks whenever I feel like it..

NightLotus · « **Reply #609 on:** October 08, 2008, 07:10:41 pm »

^ for what you give, you shall receive ^^

v i wish I was the best student in all my classes ^^

Bob · « **Reply #610 on:** October 08, 2008, 08:58:46 pm »

^ granted, people get jealous, you get stabbed

I wish I had money for all my friends birthdays.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #611 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:15:08 pm »

^ Granted, but the money makes you distant and you have no idea what to get anyone.

I wish I was graduating already. XP

jaybug · « **Reply #612 on:** October 08, 2008, 09:29:42 pm »

^ granted, but you'll have to wait four years for the ink to dry on your Internet Diploma from ACME College.

I wish I could come up with better jokes....

Bob · « **Reply #613 on:** October 08, 2008, 10:00:10 pm »

^granted, but only stupid immature people appreciate them

I wish I was caucasian

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #614 on:** October 09, 2008, 07:53:49 am »

^granted, but now everyone else isn't.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

NightLotus · « **Reply #615 on:** October 09, 2008, 09:35:33 am »

^ you have a fever and sinus infection instead!

v I wish my jaw wasn't so messed up

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #616 on:** October 09, 2008, 02:34:01 pm »

Granted, but now you have beak!

I wish that I had team of engineers at my command.

Bob · « **Reply #617 on:** October 09, 2008, 02:37:22 pm »

Granted, but there not the right kind of engineer.

I wish I wasn't out of guitar picks

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #618 on:** October 09, 2008, 02:41:37 pm »

Granted but all your new picks are super sharp and actually cut your guitar strings.

I wish I had a jet fighter I could fly around.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #619 on:** October 09, 2008, 03:02:19 pm »

Granted. You now have a jet fighter you can fly around. But do you know how to fly it?

I wish that this wish is either granted zero times, once, more than once, fractionally, negativity both singular and plural, or entirely ignored, disputed, reflected, cancelled, or reversed.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #620 on:** October 09, 2008, 03:07:31 pm »

(of course I can fly my jetfighter, you granted "I wish I had a jetfighter I could fly around in." If I didn't know how to fly it- I COULDN'T)

Granted, You never made a wish and LOST yet another forum game on purpose.
I thought you would have learned by now.

I wish I had a bowl of blueberries.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #621 on:** October 09, 2008, 03:14:26 pm »

(Check my wish once again, Tom. You undeniably granted it in its full form by disputing it.)

You get a bowl of blueberries. And then you go to the bathroom and find no toilet paper. Ah, the power of natural laxatives with fruit.

I wish that someone somewhere would do something, or that someone somewhere would do nothing. Anything or nothing at all.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #622 on:** October 09, 2008, 04:19:55 pm »

(I never said I ate the blueberries, geeze you really are bad at this game. This isn't D&D.)

Granted, but you don't remember what happens to you.

I wish I was a couple inches taller.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #623 on:** October 09, 2008, 04:28:00 pm »

And then everyone laughs because platform shoes look ridiculous.

I wish.

StarryShay · « **Reply #624 on:** October 09, 2008, 05:00:29 pm »

Granted, but it turns out nobody understood your wish, so it actually isnt granted.

I wish my pasta had more flavor.

Bob · « **Reply #625 on:** October 09, 2008, 05:02:32 pm »

granted, it has the flavor of toes.

I wish I couldn't lose the game

TanisNikana · « **Reply #626 on:** October 09, 2008, 05:03:14 pm »

Randall Munroe makes you lose.

I wish that I a coke bottle. A whole one. Like that other time when I and then the whole bottle.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #627 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:20:08 am »

Quote from: TanisNikana on October 09, 2008, 05:03:14 pm

Randall Munroe makes you lose.

I wish that I a coke bottle. A whole one. Like that other time when I and then the whole bottle.

Granted, but it is now inside your incomplete sentence.

I wish that I had a banana.

Toxikon · « **Reply #628 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:09:20 am »

^ Granted. You are now the Banana King, but your TV and all your furniture has been stolen.

V I wish for unlimited wishes.

StarryShay · « **Reply #629 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:29:24 am »

Granted, but all of your future wishes will go un-granted.
I wish I had more orange juice.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #630 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:37:50 am »

The orange juice has a virus known to kill you instantly.

I wish I would die.

StarryShay · « **Reply #631 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:42:51 am »

;_;
Granted, but you come back as an angel, and you have lots of yummy cakes.

I wish I had some cakes...

MizzArianna · « **Reply #632 on:** October 10, 2008, 09:47:28 am »

I ate them and I laughed at you.

I wish everyone bothered me(Not really)

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #633 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:13:29 am »

Granted. Prepare for me to ram my chair into yours.

I wish I had ramune right now.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #634 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:16:42 am »

You're too poor to afford it.

I wish you people sucked my bawls.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #635 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:19:14 am »

You don't have any, and even if you did, you'd give them AIDS that you got from you know who. ^^

I wish I was a sea cucumber.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #636 on:** October 10, 2008, 10:37:32 am »

People do nasty things with cucumbers.

I wish you people rot in in the depths of hell.

Daxe · « **Reply #637 on:** October 10, 2008, 11:06:28 am »

Granted all you people rot in hell. But its that special level of hell saved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.

I wish I had a job :x

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #638 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:49:04 pm »

Granted, you now get to lick envelopes for a living.

I wish my van was re-upholstered.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #639 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:53:18 pm »

Your van is reupholstered. Then you go barhopping and now it's covered in puke.

I wish I wasn't gay.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #640 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:56:18 pm »

Well you are and we love you that way.

I wish Tanis didn't wish he wasn't gay.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #641 on:** October 10, 2008, 12:57:19 pm »

Tanis did wish that. HAH

I wish I another pocky.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #642 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:02:39 pm »

I ate it.

I wish I had a life.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #643 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:03:51 pm »

You bought one on e-bay, but it was recalled.

I wish my sister fit in her halloween costume.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #644 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:04:31 pm »

Your sister does fit in her halloween costume.

I wish my boss' eye infection would heal up. He's a really awesome boss.

MizzArianna · « **Reply #645 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:05:54 pm »

It won't, it will spread to you. (Did someone put used make-up on him?)

I wish I cared about everyone.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #646 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:07:40 pm »

You care about only me. That one doesn't even need to be corrupted; it's simply false.

I wish that I knew how to code in Pascal.

Oh, wait...

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #647 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:10:53 pm »

You do... but um... I can't corrupt it.

I wish I knew what Tanis' wish was.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #648 on:** October 10, 2008, 01:59:53 pm »

Granted but now your name is Tom and I have to be someone else.

I wish that people weren't so starved for attention.

Toxikon · « **Reply #649 on:** October 10, 2008, 08:12:26 pm »

^ Granted. They are now starved for BRAINS!

V I wish for a pony.

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 413899 times)