Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 414407 times)

ichigoxcupcakes · « **Reply #350 on:** August 10, 2008, 11:30:42 pm »

^ Granted. You end up getting the confidence you want, but she thinks you are a total jerk and is not interested into you. Then she starts dating the school nerd, your best friend. : [

> I wish I could make people happy.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #351 on:** August 11, 2008, 12:12:29 am »

Granted, but prostitution doesn't turn out as redeeming as one would hope.

I wish my DDR shoes weren't dying.

Bob · « **Reply #352 on:** August 11, 2008, 12:18:54 am »

^ you get the shoes fixed, but you become paralyzed from the waist down.

V I wish my phone would break.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #353 on:** August 11, 2008, 12:36:03 am »

Your phone asplodes, then that girl you like calls you back after reconsidering, only to get an answering machine. You never hear from her ever again.

I wish I had a piano to play at every 1st, 2nd, or 3rd degree relative's house.

Bob · « **Reply #354 on:** August 11, 2008, 12:57:58 am »

^ granted but a shard from my exploding phone flyys out my window, stabs a bird, the bird crashes on the windshield of a car which hits the place your at, a shard from a nearby window slices your fingers off.

V I wish that I wasn't so mean some times.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #355 on:** August 11, 2008, 10:10:10 am »

^Granted, but now you're every bully's target.

V I wish I owned a bookstore.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #356 on:** August 11, 2008, 11:02:23 am »

Granted; enjoy your debt.

I wish someone would bump my topic on DDRFreak so it would get more views. (it's sitting halfway down the page with about 40600 views; it hit the 40000 mark less than 2 weeks ago. :[)

laurifer · « **Reply #357 on:** August 11, 2008, 11:04:54 am »

Granted, but people do that to give you a false sense of love.

I wish I could move in my dorm room rite nao D:

Bob · « **Reply #358 on:** August 11, 2008, 11:44:06 am »

GRanted you could, but then your dorm burns down

VI wish all the lonely people realized they don't have to be lonely and went out to find people.

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #359 on:** August 11, 2008, 12:16:33 pm »

^ Granted, but they all found you

v I wish Gai sensei wasnt so creepy

Bob · « **Reply #360 on:** August 12, 2008, 12:54:24 am »

^ granted he's not creepy and everyone like him better than you and spends all his time with him and not you

V I wish my foot didn't itch

NightLotus · « **Reply #361 on:** August 12, 2008, 03:41:47 am »

^ granted, but thats the only part of you that doesn't

I wish to be immortal

Winfred · « **Reply #362 on:** August 12, 2008, 10:48:39 am »

Granted! All your loved ones are dead, and you're stuck floating in space after the sun goes red giant and destroys nearby planets n' such. Life gets pretty boring after that.

I wish I had some kittens or bunny rabbits or something.

Bob · « **Reply #363 on:** August 12, 2008, 02:29:26 pm »

^ granted you do, there dead

i wish that im gonna meet a super awesome hot chick at the con and we can do stuff together.

ichigoxcupcakes · « **Reply #364 on:** August 12, 2008, 02:53:34 pm »

^ Granted. Although you find out her horrid hobbies and her "kinky" sides. OH GOD RUN!!!!
XD

I wish I had long hair.

Winfred · « **Reply #365 on:** August 12, 2008, 03:36:17 pm »

Granted! It gets tangled all the time and it takes two hours to wash your hair. WEEEEEAK.

I wish I had some Voodoo donuts! =D

Jarnan · « **Reply #366 on:** August 12, 2008, 03:48:05 pm »

Granted, but in eating them, your body is controlled by a little girl who wants to play house every day.

I wish I was at kumoricon right now

Bob · « **Reply #367 on:** August 12, 2008, 04:16:00 pm »

Granted your at kumoricon, paralyzed.

I wish my foot would fall off

jaybug · « **Reply #368 on:** August 12, 2008, 04:45:59 pm »

Granted, but several other body parts have fallen off, so now yo have to cosplay Thomas Covenant from the White Gold Wielder series of novels. And no one wants to share their lunch with you either. They think you mean to offer them a "hand" sandwich!

I wish I felt as good as I should feel...

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #369 on:** August 12, 2008, 04:49:08 pm »

granted but dear god! You look and smell horrid! >_<

I wish I could speak and understand japanese

jaybug · « **Reply #370 on:** August 12, 2008, 04:51:26 pm »

Granted, but now you cannot read or write any language whatsoever!

I wish I didn't know secrets of other people that you know...

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #371 on:** August 12, 2008, 04:54:18 pm »

Granted but now you know nothing! :O

I that more people cosplayed in everyday life

Winfred · « **Reply #372 on:** August 12, 2008, 06:33:10 pm »

Granted. Now people just go to conventions and wear t-shirts and jeans all day long. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

I wish it wouldn't look like someone's online when they actually aren't. >_<

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #373 on:** August 12, 2008, 06:45:59 pm »

Granted and yet now no one except you is ever online -_- good going! You've corrupted the internet!

I wish Winfreds screen name was captain wiggles ^^

Winfred · « **Reply #374 on:** August 12, 2008, 06:48:13 pm »

WISH GRANTED ....Except I don't know how to do that so it reverts back to "Winfred." DRAT.

I wish I was a superhero called Captain Wiggles, with the power of WIGGLING.

jaybug · « **Reply #375 on:** August 12, 2008, 08:19:08 pm »

Granted, but people start calling you Uncle Wiggly. And you tell them over and over again that if they keep calling you Uncle Wiggly you will sick the Big Pipssissiwa on them. But that backfires and they know for sure you really are Uncle Wiggly, except that you don't have the big long ears and the fluffy cotton tail he has.

I wish I could meet someone cute and etc. at the con, and do this and that with them...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #376 on:** August 12, 2008, 11:39:13 pm »

Granted. You do this, then that, and then get hit by a car that was driven off the top level of the Lloyd Center Parking Garage and you die. TOGETHER.

I wish someone would lend me a WORKING computer (I actually need 2 more now) for Kumoricon so DDR won't fail.

Bob · « **Reply #377 on:** August 13, 2008, 05:02:09 pm »

Granted, you turn them on and the immediately short out, then you have to pay to replace them

I wish I could DDR better than Tofu

ichigoxcupcakes · « **Reply #378 on:** August 13, 2008, 05:07:42 pm »

Quote from: Bob on August 13, 2008, 05:02:09 pm

Granted, you turn them on and the immediately short out, then you have to pay to replace them

I wish I could DDR better than Tofu

GRANTED. Though when you start the tournament, you are beating him by a few points then halfway through the match your legs break and you can never play DDR ever again.

I wish I could dance not stupidly.

Bob · « **Reply #379 on:** August 13, 2008, 05:15:14 pm »

^ granted, but the first person you dance with traumatizes you for life and you never dance again

I wish that everyone that goes to K-con actually showers enough so they don't smell funnay

Winfred · « **Reply #380 on:** August 13, 2008, 05:17:44 pm »

Granted. This leads to an extreme water shortage, and the city goes into crisis mode. Con is CANCELED. =O

I wish I bruised less easily!

ichigoxcupcakes · « **Reply #381 on:** August 13, 2008, 05:18:57 pm »

Granted. Though now you become more sore than ever due to your body not bruising.

I wish I could draw. : [

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #382 on:** August 13, 2008, 05:19:38 pm »

Granted! But all you can draw is stick figures :O (But they look awesome!)

I wish my wish wouldnt be granted ^^

Winfred · « **Reply #383 on:** August 13, 2008, 05:21:54 pm »

Granted.

I wish my watch would just die already.

ichigoxcupcakes · « **Reply #384 on:** August 13, 2008, 05:22:47 pm »

Granted. Your watch dies but is now stuck to your wrist permanently due to it dying.

I wish I was in a Sailor Moon Musical.

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #385 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:06:04 pm »

Granted! But what is this?

?!!!!!!!! They replaced Shirota Yuu (the amazingly hot dude that plays tuxedo mask) for.....O_O Bill cosby....!!!! and! You just got demoted from random tree to random bush #7! and there are only 6 bushes!!!!!!!!!!! awww too bad ;P

I wish my puppy would hurry up and be house broken -_-

jaybug · « **Reply #386 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:27:41 pm »

Granted, but now that your house is broken, you have no place to put your puppy, so now you must stand at a freeway exit ramp soliciting donations to keep your pooch under a porch.

I wish it was my Friday already...

ichigoxcupcakes · « **Reply #387 on:** August 13, 2008, 10:17:44 pm »

Granted. Sadly you passed out for the whole weekend and it's now Monday and you didn't get any sleep.

I wish I was a voice over. : [
(REALLY WANTS TO BE THIS NAOW.)

jaybug · « **Reply #388 on:** August 13, 2008, 10:23:32 pm »

Granted, but you are typecast as a barking dog, and can't even get any cat-girl work.

I wish I was more excited, about anything really...

Kimiski · « **Reply #389 on:** August 13, 2008, 11:12:31 pm »

Granted, but then you do a fanboy moment in the middle of downtown Portland causing children to cry and mothers to chase you with an axe

I wish I had flawless skin! :3

Bob · « **Reply #390 on:** August 13, 2008, 11:58:23 pm »

Granted. your skin is flawless, but you have every kind of cancer except skin cancer.

I wish this little kid learned guitar easier

DancingTofu · « **Reply #391 on:** August 14, 2008, 01:18:29 am »

Granted, then he steals your guitar and shoots your dog.

I wish I could corrupt wishes less sadistically.

EDIT: Because this was reply number 404, what actually happens is he fails to load; you realise that the world is actually a meticulously designed computer program and you're the only person you've ever known who actually exists. You spend the next 14 years of your cyberlife trying to escape, then there's a power outage, which short-circuits your spinal chord. You enter the real world for the first time in your life paralyzed from the brain down. You eventually kill yourself with a griddle due to severe chronic depression.

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #392 on:** August 14, 2008, 10:03:29 am »

....Can I eat off the griddle first?? o.o Im hungry...

I wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh............................................erm....... That Nothing bad would happen after I make wishes ^^

Winfred · « **Reply #393 on:** August 14, 2008, 10:11:38 am »

Granted, but it turns out to be Opposite Day, so your house burns down and this is considered a good thing.

I wish Word had aaaall the fonts in the world.

HatakeGirlX · « **Reply #394 on:** August 14, 2008, 12:37:00 pm »

Granted...and yet o.o your computer blew up!!!! Nooooo! Winfred!!!!!!!!!!

v I wish my mom would let me dye my hair any color I wanted

Bob · « **Reply #395 on:** August 14, 2008, 01:53:10 pm »

Granted you dye your hair and it all falls out..... permanently

I wish I could breath

Winfred · « **Reply #396 on:** August 14, 2008, 04:02:07 pm »

Granted, but only in space. The pressure then kills you.

I wish it was 75 degrees outside, instead of the MADNESS it is now. @_@

TanisNikana · « **Reply #397 on:** August 14, 2008, 05:15:41 pm »

It is now 75 degrees kelvin. You freeze to death.

I wish that either nothing or something would happen to someone or no one.

jaybug · « **Reply #398 on:** August 14, 2008, 06:30:42 pm »

Granted, but now you are stuck in the box with that famous cat, and no one knows if you are dead or alive, you never write home anymore.

I wish I knew what to do with myself for the two hours between when I start my weekend, and when the Clone Wars movie begins...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #399 on:** August 14, 2008, 08:45:39 pm »

Granted. You go streaking. FOR TWO HOURS.

I wish that thought hadn't occured. :[

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Author Topic: Corrupt-A-Wish game (Read 414407 times)