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Offline jaybug

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« Reply #750 on: March 05, 2009, 08:02:51 pm »
Well, I guess it's over the top boys!
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« Reply #751 on: March 05, 2009, 08:09:23 pm »
UNDERDOG TO THE RESCUE!
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« Reply #752 on: March 05, 2009, 08:10:44 pm »
So that makes you Sweet Polly Purebread?
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« Reply #753 on: March 05, 2009, 08:16:10 pm »
No, that's my co-pilot, silly!  :P
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« Reply #754 on: March 05, 2009, 08:21:32 pm »
So you're saying you're Simon Bar Sinister?
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« Reply #755 on: March 05, 2009, 10:33:24 pm »
Look!  A Dolphin! :O
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« Reply #756 on: March 05, 2009, 11:47:35 pm »
Jaybug called me Simon Bar Sinister... T_T I don't like the sound of it. That's some bad candy!
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« Reply #757 on: March 06, 2009, 12:59:17 am »
KAMEHAMEHA!!!
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« Reply #758 on: March 06, 2009, 03:32:04 am »
me thinks me should sleep now? Really? What is sleep?!?!
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« Reply #759 on: March 08, 2009, 06:28:24 pm »
Hi! Miss me?
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« Reply #760 on: March 09, 2009, 11:41:20 am »
When were you gone?  8)

Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

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« Reply #761 on: March 09, 2009, 05:13:07 pm »
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
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« Reply #762 on: March 09, 2009, 08:59:53 pm »
A: Unique up on it.

Driving with Penguins
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
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« Reply #763 on: March 09, 2009, 11:20:44 pm »
PENGUINS!!!!
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« Reply #764 on: March 10, 2009, 09:30:28 pm »
Crazy kids...
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« Reply #765 on: March 10, 2009, 09:32:44 pm »
I'm not a little sheep, yo!
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A frog calls a psychic
 Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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« Reply #766 on: March 10, 2009, 09:36:23 pm »
Frog jokes?

I'd share one, but I need to play some video games before I go to bed, and it uses too many loose homophones which wouldn't translate well via text.
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« Reply #767 on: March 10, 2009, 09:42:05 pm »
LOL. I know. Some jokes just are lost when it comes to homophones...

FROGGIES!!!
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« Reply #768 on: March 10, 2009, 09:51:31 pm »
I knew a frog once.  I sang loudly, then it started singing quietly.  I don't think it sings anymore.
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« Reply #769 on: March 10, 2009, 10:24:02 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtYnCmw2CWE

What's green and red and goes 60 mph?
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« Reply #770 on: March 11, 2009, 11:32:42 am »
ME!!! lol...dunno..what?

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« Reply #771 on: March 11, 2009, 08:05:28 pm »
Frog in a Cusinart!
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« Reply #772 on: March 11, 2009, 08:08:25 pm »
LOL.  :D


Lean Cuisine with frog legs... :P
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« Reply #773 on: March 11, 2009, 08:09:21 pm »
Don't tell my mother, she thinks she's French! ::)
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« Reply #774 on: March 11, 2009, 08:11:04 pm »
hmmm? is it not a french cuisine? lean cuisine would be healthy! and tastes like cardboard... wawawawawawawawawallllllllla!
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« Reply #775 on: March 11, 2009, 08:14:34 pm »
Sure the French eat frogs, but the English call them frogs too, as an insult.

My look at that "S" car go!
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« Reply #776 on: March 11, 2009, 08:24:38 pm »
snails and slugs...

REDRUM!
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« Reply #777 on: March 11, 2009, 08:26:19 pm »
SOmebody needs to stop by Timberline lodge and get a historical perspective.
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« Reply #778 on: March 11, 2009, 08:41:16 pm »
Chinese Taoist Journey to the Next Life
The Chinese Taoists believe that after death, the soul crosses a bridge to the next life where it undergoes a process of judgment. Once on the other side of the bridge, judges in ten courts decide whether the deceased person has lived a good or bad life.

BRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #779 on: March 11, 2009, 10:18:44 pm »
I'm more familiar with Bifrost, the Rainbow Bridge between the nine worlds. It's guarded by Heimdall. Actually most anyone who has read Thor for a while....now what have you been doing to be Thor for a while?  :o ::), would know.

And I learned to play bridge on Yahoo a few years back. Haven't played in a while though.

I'm not Thorry!
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« Reply #780 on: March 13, 2009, 12:23:21 am »
Hey!  Don't touch that dye awl!
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« Reply #781 on: March 13, 2009, 02:05:47 pm »
moh! i'm hungry........  >:(   

There's a bear in my stomach.....  :P

It's like.....RAWWWWWWR!   >_< 
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« Reply #782 on: March 14, 2009, 09:10:11 pm »
Hommmmmmmmm

Hoooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I feel like a motor. :O
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« Reply #783 on: March 14, 2009, 10:21:04 pm »
If the boat that took the soul of the deceased through the underworld to have their heart judged on Anubis' scales had a motor, something tells me that the many dangers the Book of the Dead details as lining the river wouldn't be nearly as scary.

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« Reply #784 on: March 15, 2009, 05:01:38 pm »
That's 'cause they use Oompa Loompas for the motor. They do-bitty do.
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« Reply #785 on: March 15, 2009, 11:56:54 pm »
Phonetically, I think doo-pdittee-doo would be more appropriate.
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« Reply #786 on: March 16, 2009, 07:12:30 pm »
is that a Greek p?
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« Reply #787 on: March 16, 2009, 07:15:57 pm »
NO NO BAD JAY. Now you go to bed with out dinner. How dare you eat the last cupcake
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« Reply #788 on: March 16, 2009, 07:24:42 pm »
That's right, blame me for your own indiscretions!

It was an apple turnover, nya!
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« Reply #789 on: March 16, 2009, 07:27:02 pm »
WHY ARE YOU TALKING JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU TO GO TO YOU BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #790 on: March 16, 2009, 07:32:43 pm »
Did we forget our little pills today, hmmmm?
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« Reply #791 on: March 17, 2009, 12:46:29 am »
Don't you touch my little pills! :O
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« Reply #792 on: March 17, 2009, 12:06:26 pm »
Relax...I switched them...  :o

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« Reply #793 on: March 17, 2009, 04:06:32 pm »
They're just gonna love de-caf! ;D
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« Reply #794 on: March 17, 2009, 09:59:21 pm »
WONDER.................BREAD!
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« Reply #795 on: March 18, 2009, 12:10:09 pm »
Marshmallows!
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« Reply #796 on: March 18, 2009, 04:42:33 pm »
Gimme s'more!
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« Reply #797 on: March 18, 2009, 10:16:48 pm »
mmmm Rocky Road Ice Cream!
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« Reply #798 on: March 19, 2009, 07:53:00 am »
Pop Rocks Ice Cream Rules!
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« Reply #799 on: March 19, 2009, 08:07:36 pm »
FINALS R OOOOOOOOVERRRRRRR!   LIKE ERRRRR! sleep never sounded so gooooood! Well...it has. :P
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