Someone needs to make an alamo remake of the 300:
The 187.
"This is Mexico!"
"Mexico? THIS IS TEXAS!"
"And before this is over, the world will see that even a Mexican named Santa can bleed."
"You will pay for your barbarism!"
[leap, cut off limb, et cetera]
"My cow!"
"It's not your cow anymore."
". . . our immigrants will blot out the sun!"
"Then we'll pay them less than minimum wage."