Author Topic: Quoting Kumoricon 2006 (Read 32000 times)

EvilAuthor · « **Reply #50 on:** September 05, 2006, 04:58:30 pm »

My favorite thing said at the con is of a nature I'm not sure if I can say in the forums since I'm informed that topics should be kept PG13, but I asked a cute L a rather interesting question about the classification of sex with your clone.

Also during the cosplay contest
"It seems there's a lot of people not wearing underwear."

Neko_Chan · « **Reply #51 on:** September 05, 2006, 06:55:00 pm »

Quote from: "Keenon Williams"

Quote from: "Neko_Chan"
"Everybody is gay for Bridget"

Please leave the 4chan at home. No one needs to hear about everyone suddenly getting interested in doing guys just because of Bridget.

Even if I DO find Bridget cute.

I heard someone say in the exhibitor hall "Yaoi is made of WIN and *****." Someone else said "No, it's made of LOSE and VOMIT."

The dude swung his bag at the other guy. Dunno why.

Ah yeah, and a girl next to me in the Cosplay Contest line was wearing an Akuma style ball-choker. Randomly, to the crowd, she screamed "I HAVE CHRIS' BALLS!"

XD

Babe, you should be happy that I didn't post more of that conversation... Sooo much 4chan... and... Not4chan.

I don't belvie me saying "Everyone is gay for Bridget" is as bad as some of the things that went on durin gthe con (like during the cosplay contest? WITH THAT ONE LEE? WHO WAS LIKE TRYING TO BE HARD GAY SO BAD? Hahaha... Was he drunk or something?)

I remember when someone bought those from last years auction. XD omg all the jokes.

Negima · « **Reply #52 on:** September 05, 2006, 07:12:46 pm »

One from the opening ceremony line:
"LET US IN! LET US IN! LET US IN! WE LIKE PIE! WE LIKE PIE!"

Neko_Chan · « **Reply #53 on:** September 05, 2006, 07:24:51 pm »

Quote from: "Negima"

One from the opening ceremony line:
"LET US IN! LET US IN! LET US IN! WE LIKE PIE! WE LIKE PIE!"

"SISSY FIGHT!"

shadowsong · « **Reply #54 on:** September 05, 2006, 07:38:39 pm »

Quote from: "Negima"

One from the opening ceremony line:
"LET US IN! LET US IN! LET US IN! WE LIKE PIE! WE LIKE PIE!"

any random statements about pie, kittens, or puppies, are usually stark's fault. this one is no exception. :)

JimmyDarkside · « **Reply #55 on:** September 05, 2006, 07:50:55 pm »

Oh, here's one. My friends and I were sitting in some chairs talking right after the closing ceremonies, and I get a random bloody nose. I get those a day or so after I go swimming for some reason... but anyway, we began talking about how it would be great to have bloody noses at will, and how we'd walk up to a group and go 'YAOI! *spurt*' and get blood all over the place.
Then it turned to those joke capsules that you put in your mouth and bite so it makes it seem like you're coughing up blood. We applied that to the same situation, and it was the best mental image EVER. "YAOI!! *bleeechhh*"
So yes. Yaoi gives you internal bleeding.

Oh, and one more little quote. It's a bit crude, but I'm sure it's under PG13... I edited out the swear word, so it should be fine. XD

"My stomache hurts." "Are you sick?" "Naw... I think I might need to take a dump."

Squall · « **Reply #56 on:** September 05, 2006, 07:51:01 pm »

Quote from: "kimiski"

And Bakazoku in general was AWESOME
I wish I could have gone to the 18+ panel, but sadly, im 16. *curses*
*glomps Bakazoku* U guys are freaking awesome!!!

Awww....you missed the pecker straws. =( lol It's ok, someday you'll be 18 and get to hear us curse and talk about Brandon being yaoi and all. LOL

Squall · « **Reply #57 on:** September 05, 2006, 07:51:44 pm »

Quote from: "otakusan"

bakazoku's
"BEEF MEAT!" lol, cracks me up every time i hear it.

I can actually tell you how that term came to light if you want. XD

Squall · « **Reply #58 on:** September 05, 2006, 07:52:25 pm »

Quote from: "miaki"

only thing i can remember is:

"Frosted Yaoi Flakes" (can't remember the rest)

god yaoi jokes

Yeeeaaaah >_>....that was me onstage. LOL

Negima · « **Reply #59 on:** September 05, 2006, 08:03:49 pm »

Quote from: "Neko_Chan"

Quote from: "Negima"
One from the opening ceremony line:
"LET US IN! LET US IN! LET US IN! WE LIKE PIE! WE LIKE PIE!"

"SISSY FIGHT!"

XD Right, I almost forgot that.

"I less than 3 you."

Kotoumi · « **Reply #60 on:** September 05, 2006, 08:10:57 pm »

"I like to KOSEplay"

"What's his KOSEtume, then?"

THANK YOU, DAD.
He overheard that one while being my on site guardian.

reppy · « **Reply #61 on:** September 05, 2006, 08:42:22 pm »

Quote from: "BlitzAceTidus"

Quote from: "reppy"
http://www.dunpeal.net/gallery/v/k-con-2006-072-_Large_.jpg.html

Izzat you?

Nope! thats me! :O

Really? That was a good costume. And I think the picture came out really good.

Antares · « **Reply #62 on:** September 06, 2006, 12:41:42 am »

I should be in bed.... but that's not the quote. Here are a few:

From Cat Ears Panel volunteer: "She wants to put kitty ears on her microwave?"
In the Programming Suite while trying to compose a letter to John, the auctioneer (yes.. a Dear John letter.) "That comercial for mascara just said "X rated lashes getting it on." It's amazing, but the Jim Beam comercial is more wholesome."
At Auction: "Sold, to the gentleman with the cat ears in the third row"
Where else can you hear that???

K-con Rawked.

Lin · « **Reply #63 on:** September 07, 2006, 10:22:21 am »

?-Why are you putting your drink on the alarm clock?
Moi-Cause this morning in my sleep I sat up and beat the crap out of it, twice. I figure if anything that makes it my beotch!

More crazy random quotes taken from my hotel room.... it is all slowly filtering back into the forefront of my brain.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #64 on:** September 07, 2006, 10:34:50 am »

Nyco "Anyone know what the term for a male "camel-toe"?"
Me- "Oh that's easy! It's called a moose knuckle!"
everybody *blinks at me*
Me- "....... I suddenly feel the need to justify why I was able to define that word so quickly......."

anime_fan810808 · « **Reply #65 on:** September 07, 2006, 10:43:34 am »

Some random Naruto cosplayer felt the need to come out side and announce to everyone "I'M GOING...TO MY ROOM!" We just stared at him then someone yelled out "STAY THERE!!" So what does naruto do?? "I'll see YOU tomorrow!"

I think i split my side laughing at that one.

Faery · « **Reply #66 on:** September 07, 2006, 12:30:09 pm »

"YAOI!!!!!!!!!!"

I heard that so many times it made my ears bleed.

ObiJay · « **Reply #67 on:** September 07, 2006, 01:49:10 pm »

Quote from: "Squall"

Quote from: "kimiski"
And Bakazoku in general was AWESOME
I wish I could have gone to the 18+ panel, but sadly, im 16. *curses*
*glomps Bakazoku* U guys are freaking awesome!!!
Awww....you missed the pecker straws. =( lol It's ok, someday you'll be 18 and get to hear us curse and talk about Brandon being yaoi and all. LOL

Hey DrunkleB isn't the only one that got Yaoi commentary y'know.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #68 on:** September 07, 2006, 01:50:04 pm »

"This tape I picked up is like the MXC of porn!"

Rina-chan · « **Reply #69 on:** September 07, 2006, 02:02:46 pm »

Quote from: "anime_fan810808"

Some random Naruto cosplayer felt the need to come out side and announce to everyone "I'M GOING...TO MY ROOM!"

He was probably going to his room to be with Sasuke.
>.>;;

anime_fan810808 · « **Reply #70 on:** September 07, 2006, 02:11:09 pm »

Quote from: "Rina-chan"

Quote from: "anime_fan810808"
Some random Naruto cosplayer felt the need to come out side and announce to everyone "I'M GOING...TO MY ROOM!"

He was probably going to his room to be with Sasuke.
>.>;;

I wouldn't doubt it. He had to announce his yaoi-ness for us. I still laugh when i think about it. He did the slow turn...hahaha Priceless

superjaz · « **Reply #71 on:** September 07, 2006, 02:36:35 pm »

i was super sleepy waiting for the uncencerd baka zoku pannel whhen i see pie row and he's like
"are you okay you seem to be wobbling back and fourth you should go to bed, or drink a rock star"
but i had a plan if i drank mt dew right before the pannel i'd stay awake, too soon i'd crash in the middle and i made it all the way through yay me

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #72 on:** September 07, 2006, 03:16:51 pm »

Quote from: "anime_fan810808"

Some random Naruto cosplayer felt the need to come out side and announce to everyone "I'M GOING...TO MY ROOM!" We just stared at him then someone yelled out "STAY THERE!!" So what does naruto do?? "I'll see YOU tomorrow!"

I think i split my side laughing at that one.

Care to guess who that Naruto was, dumbass?

Thanks SO much for mocking me. Just so you know, I hate you now.

snakeling · « **Reply #73 on:** September 07, 2006, 03:31:41 pm »

"Michael, it looks like guitar center threw up in your hotel."

-Gino our Dj\Soundtech to me after we unloaded the Sak truck full of speakers and sound gear...

Daxe · « **Reply #74 on:** September 07, 2006, 03:59:47 pm »

Co-Worker: I saw two cat girls start a fight.
Co-workers husband: They both backed down though. They were just pussies.

ROFL XD

superjaz · « **Reply #75 on:** September 07, 2006, 08:36:31 pm »

this was the night before the con said by my friend nick
"i better leave my harry potter wrist band here i doupt there much love for harry"
me and kendo boyfriend (especily me thinking of negima)"you might want to wait a sec..."

anime_fan810808 · « **Reply #76 on:** September 07, 2006, 09:32:23 pm »

Quote from: "Keenon Williams"

Quote from: "anime_fan810808"
Some random Naruto cosplayer felt the need to come out side and announce to everyone "I'M GOING...TO MY ROOM!" We just stared at him then someone yelled out "STAY THERE!!" So what does naruto do?? "I'll see YOU tomorrow!"

I think i split my side laughing at that one.

Care to guess who that Naruto was, dumbass?

Thanks SO much for mocking me. Just so you know, I hate you now.

Dude. You seriously need to lighten up.

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #77 on:** September 07, 2006, 10:53:41 pm »

Quote from: "anime_fan810808"

Quote from: "Keenon Williams"
Quote from: "anime_fan810808"
Some random Naruto cosplayer felt the need to come out side and announce to everyone "I'M GOING...TO MY ROOM!" We just stared at him then someone yelled out "STAY THERE!!" So what does naruto do?? "I'll see YOU tomorrow!"

I think i split my side laughing at that one.

Care to guess who that Naruto was, dumbass?

Thanks SO much for mocking me. Just so you know, I hate you now.

Dude. You seriously need to lighten up.

Dude, I was trying to notify YOU and your FRIEND that I wasn't gonna be up for the picture that she had promised me night.

Then you guys IGNORE me the next day when I try to talk to you.

Thanks. A. Lot.

Kimiski · « **Reply #78 on:** September 07, 2006, 11:02:50 pm »

"Can I pet the pussy?"
"Did you stick that in your pants too?"

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #79 on:** September 07, 2006, 11:05:43 pm »

Quote from: "kimiski"

"Can I pet the pussy?"
"Did you stick that in your pants too?"

...

That's... disturbing. o0

Kimiski · « **Reply #80 on:** September 07, 2006, 11:07:27 pm »

Quote from: "Keenon Williams"

Quote from: "kimiski"
"Can I pet the pussy?"
"Did you stick that in your pants too?"

...

That's... disturbing. o0

LMFAO

guspasho · « **Reply #81 on:** September 07, 2006, 11:29:00 pm »

Quote from: "MistressLegato"

The Matt Damon ladies:

MATT DAAAAMOON!
reply from ACROSS the room: MATT DAMON!!

Fabulous as always. No dealer's room is complete with out random bursts of Matt Damon-age.

MATT DAMON!

Even awesomer was the people in the corner who kept shouting back "HUGH JACKMAN!"

anime_fan810808 · « **Reply #82 on:** September 07, 2006, 11:52:44 pm »

Quote from: "Keenon Williams"

Quote from: "anime_fan810808"
Quote from: "Keenon Williams"
Quote from: "anime_fan810808"
Some random Naruto cosplayer felt the need to come out side and announce to everyone "I'M GOING...TO MY ROOM!" We just stared at him then someone yelled out "STAY THERE!!" So what does naruto do?? "I'll see YOU tomorrow!"

I think i split my side laughing at that one.

Care to guess who that Naruto was, dumbass?

Thanks SO much for mocking me. Just so you know, I hate you now.

Dude. You seriously need to lighten up.

Dude, I was trying to notify YOU and your FRIEND that I wasn't gonna be up for the picture that she had promised me night.

Then you guys IGNORE me the next day when I try to talk to you.

Thanks. A. Lot.

You sat next to us for like a half hour at the dance. You even talked to us. What the duce. Anyways. You should try to be nice to people. Let's all be anime friends!! YAY K-CON!!!

misamisa · « **Reply #83 on:** September 08, 2006, 12:59:55 am »

At the dubbing demo panel, an attendee who was attempting to dub in a voice spoke a little too soon, leaving empty flaps after he'd finished his line.

The guy who was hosting the panel (he worked on Inuyasha's dubbing but I can't remember his name) told him that he came in a little too soon.
He then said, "We call that premature articulation."

After the audience reaction, he looked around innocently and said, "what?"

So awesome.

And for Sailor Moon fans, at the anime dating game, the Sailor Neptune cosplayer made a sly little nod to her relationship with Uranus in the series when she said, "well, I do have a thing for gender-bending princesses..."
And when they were picking potential matches for Neptune out of the audience, a girl yelled out, "she likes blondes!!" XD

Sasu-kitty · « **Reply #84 on:** September 08, 2006, 01:11:39 am »

"He's got a Staff infection! I want some!"

~ "Naughty Kakashi" at the AVA panel, after noticing my staff badge.

misamisa · « **Reply #85 on:** September 08, 2006, 02:12:54 am »

Quote from: "Sasu-kitty"

"He's got a Staff infection! I want some!"

~ "Naughty Kakashi" at the AVA panel, after noticing my staff badge.

:lol: That one was awesome!!
I was totally trying to remember stuff from that panel, because I was laughing so much the whole time...

Nekochi · « **Reply #86 on:** September 08, 2006, 05:30:31 am »

Quote from: "misamisa"

At the dubbing demo panel, an attendee who was attempting to dub in a voice spoke a little too soon, leaving empty flaps after he'd finished his line.

The guy who was hosting the panel (he worked on Inuyasha's dubbing but I can't remember his name) told him that he came in a little too soon.
He then said, "We call that premature articulation."

After the audience reaction, he looked around innocently and said, "what?"

So awesome.

And for Sailor Moon fans, at the anime dating game, the Sailor Neptune cosplayer made a sly little nod to her relationship with Uranus in the series when she said, "well, I do have a thing for gender-bending princesses..."
And when they were picking potential matches for Neptune out of the audience, a girl yelled out, "she likes blondes!!" XD

XD That's so great.

I do remember one thing from the Sailor Moon photoshoot that was pretty funny. At one point we were taking a picture of Luna with her head on Serinity's lap and Luna started yelling stuff really loud.

Luna: "PET ME! LOVE ME!
Serinity: "...Are you purring?"

XD It was so funny.

Mihoshi_lady · « **Reply #87 on:** September 08, 2006, 12:14:15 pm »

My friend Zach, (aka Yatta Cloud) said something really funny at the con. Makes no sence really. lol. You had to be there.

User "Wolf wood" was dressed as Sora, and Zach (Yatta Cloud) was Cloud...

Cloud: *Belch* "Wheres Canbury?"

Sora: "Are you drunk?"

Cloud: "Am I drunk?!? AM I DRUNK?!?!?!? Just tell me where Canbury is!!!!"

FYI: Zach WAS NOT DRUNK, Nor was he even drinking.

:lol:

Yatta Cloud · « **Reply #88 on:** September 10, 2006, 06:31:36 pm »

Ahahahahaha!!! What are you talking about, of course I was drunk!, (no I wasn't) Oh but that was such a fun night. (still can hardly beleive he thought I was drunk)

Wolf Wood · « **Reply #89 on:** September 10, 2006, 06:35:20 pm »

easy mistake lol you where acting all funky and stuff

Sasu-kitty · « **Reply #90 on:** September 10, 2006, 07:10:52 pm »

Me: Hey, the remastered comics look a lot better.
Liz: Yeah, that's why we call them 'remastered.' It would be bad if they looked worse than the original.
Me: Uhh... okay, that was stupid of me.

A conversation between myself and Greg and Liz Dean of Real Life Comics.

Yatta Cloud · « **Reply #91 on:** September 10, 2006, 07:27:22 pm »

Quote from: "Wolf Wood"

easy mistake lol you where acting all funky and stuff

Yeah, I was having fun, what can I say. But still, never had anyone think I was drunk, lol.

Wolf Wood · « **Reply #92 on:** September 10, 2006, 07:55:07 pm »

lol and i had no clue who was canbury lol

ok there was this guy from alaska and my friend christina and becca

Micheal yea i live in alaska

christina OMG OMG OMG you live in alaska do you see polar bears and live in igllos

becca and me YOU IDIOT THEY DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS AND THEY DONT SEE POLAR BEARS

and she was dead serious about it and shes 17

Sasu-kitty · « **Reply #93 on:** September 10, 2006, 10:22:59 pm »

Haha, Yes. Mike. He was one of the people that came down with me.

Yukina Blue · « **Reply #94 on:** September 11, 2006, 03:15:54 pm »

Quote from: "Lin"

"DBGT sucks major Dragon Balls!" Said by me in an argument in our hotel room.... it was later made into a comment made by our Shino turned crossdresser,"You wanna see my dragon balls?" Very naughty..... :oops:

I remember that. That was funny.

Yukina Blue · « **Reply #95 on:** September 11, 2006, 03:24:13 pm »

Quote from: "Lin"

?-Why are you putting your drink on the alarm clock?
Moi-Cause this morning in my sleep I sat up and beat the crap out of it, twice. I figure if anything that makes it my beotch!

More crazy random quotes taken from my hotel room.... it is all slowly filtering back into the forefront of my brain.

Do you remember who said that? I think it was {m}. Or Justin. But it wasn't me. I don't think I spoke much in the mornings.

Keenon Williams · « **Reply #96 on:** September 11, 2006, 09:06:15 pm »

DBGT DID suck.

Delphi · « **Reply #97 on:** September 11, 2006, 10:54:03 pm »

When I ran into yet another Roy. Something like this:

Me: *to friend* Watch me freak him out. TAISAAAA!!!
Roy: O_o Hawkeye.
Me: *saltue*
Roy: Lieutenant. Why aren't you in a miniskirt?
Me: Very funny, sir.
Roy: I'm brigadier general now! I can set the dress code!
Me: I resign sir.

For all you Roy cosplayers I have this to say:

I'll have a miniskirt at Sakuracon so THERE!

Lin · « **Reply #98 on:** September 12, 2006, 10:54:06 am »

Quote from: "Yukina Blue"

Quote from: "Lin"
?-Why are you putting your drink on the alarm clock?
Moi-Cause this morning in my sleep I sat up and beat the crap out of it, twice. I figure if anything that makes it my beotch!

More crazy random quotes taken from my hotel room.... it is all slowly filtering back into the forefront of my brain.
Do you remember who said that? I think it was {m}. Or Justin. But it wasn't me. I don't think I spoke much in the mornings.

You finally gave in and joined the forums! Yay! It was the cute bi boy with his lady friend. It was about 1-2pm when I said it.

Negima · « **Reply #99 on:** September 12, 2006, 06:16:13 pm »

During the manga panel: (not an exact quote)

"...like in Yaoi doujinshi you'll notice that all the backgrounds are sorta flowerly and light."
"With all due respect, I don't think anyone is looking at the background in those."

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Author Topic: Quoting Kumoricon 2006 (Read 32000 times)