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Offline Michael_Hopcroft

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« on: August 17, 2006, 10:45:17 pm »
This game will flex your creative muscles a little. It is based on the British improv series Whose Line Is It, Anyway? (and its inferior american edition) and by one of the most popular posing games on the Hero Games BBS.

The basic idea is that we start with a topic and the next three posters give their (hopefully funny) response to it. The third poster to respond to a topic includes the next topic, preceded by the note NT: , in their post and so on as long as it goes on. On the Hero BBS it's been running for years.

So, for example, we could start with this:

NT: Signs that your enemies hired their ninja assassins on the cheap.

And see what happens from there.
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2006, 11:23:56 pm »
*kunai snaps* Well, there goes a buck fifty.
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2006, 12:45:33 am »
"Is he wearing bright pink?"

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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2006, 01:19:38 am »
"Wait a second, did he just flash a union card?"

NT: Things not to say in front of obsessive fans.

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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2006, 05:25:56 am »
Yaoi

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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 08:52:32 am »
"Wil vanish 4 food"

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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 08:58:21 am »
"That's a lovely little nothing you're almost wearing."

NT: The Goddess Help Line must be on the blink! Instead of Belldandy, I got ______, Goddess of _________!
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2006, 11:02:53 pm »
"Yo yo yo, this is Belinda, Goddess of Da Hood, y'all!"

Me: ... *click*
06 - Naruto Uzumaki
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2006, 12:56:55 am »
Hello my children this is god, Goddes of da funk!


Me. So you are a women!
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2006, 06:55:09 am »
I got Rob, the Goddess of Glomps!!!!!!

Me> Yay ^.^!!!!

NT: Important things to do at a Con
Jerimiah of Bakazoku Fangirl- (yes, we're even engaged!!!! ^.^ we consumated our love with a Beef Crunch Wrap Supream and a hot sauce packet that asked him to marry me ^.^)

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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2006, 10:00:37 am »
"I may have forgotten my camera but I won't forget that sexy Zorro now that I have his pants."

And I just thought of this for the "wrong number" one:
"Hi, this is Lambchop and I'm the Goddess of the phone call that doesn't end.  Oh it goes on and on my friend.  Some people started listening not knowing what it was and they'll continue listening forever just because this is the phone call that doesn't end.  Oh it goes on and on...."

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« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2006, 11:45:30 am »
Scenes from a Hat is actually an event on the schedule at the Creation Station. We just held it at Anime Evolution, at 9 am on a Sunday morning, and had over a dozen participants. For the first time, I opened the game to not just written stories, but also visual art and performance art. We had a winner in each category. I'll try that again at Kumoricon!

Also for the first time, I played too. I wrote a Bebop comedy around the themes "It would have sounded dire, if he hadn't been naked when he said it...", and "Another day, another bishie." And I wrote a Chobits angst around the dialogue: "I put it...away." "Away?! Away where?!"
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« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2006, 11:57:44 pm »
"just because I can't be a ninja dosent mean I can't own one"
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2006, 01:00:46 am »
"Note to self: Get glomped by Mitsuka Yoshimine or Tsunade cosplayer. =3"
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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2006, 11:56:06 am »
NT: Things a fanboy/girl should never do

beats up a vash cosplayer for not having a fake left arm.
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« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2006, 01:31:56 pm »
"Hmm... Sailor Moon wasn't so gre-" *gets beaten up by Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Jupiter cosplayers*
06 - Naruto Uzumaki
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« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2006, 03:53:54 pm »
*fangirl spots hot sexy yaoiness down the hall* "OMG!!!! Yaoi!!!! *Runnning down the hall, forgetting to watch what's going on around her or infront of her beyond the yaoiness and runs into a pillar*

N/T: Things you should never say to a Sailor Senshi cosplayer
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« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2006, 03:54:56 pm »
"you a guy or a girl?"
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« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2006, 04:12:44 pm »
Hey, Makoto, Rei's "talents" are better than YOURS! *runs from an angry Makoto Kino*
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« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2006, 04:37:09 pm »
"eternal sailormoon totally pwns your lame plain sailormoon cosplay."

n/t : worst case scenario of mistaking recognising a cosplay.
[example-mistaking sailormoon for chi]
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« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2006, 05:38:25 pm »
mistaking a Youku Kurama cosplayer as Inuyasha O.O
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« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2006, 11:44:46 pm »
Quote from: "Waffles"
NT: Things a fanboy/girl should never do

Complain about the itch when wearing a costume made entitrely of peanut butter.
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« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2006, 11:55:12 pm »
sorry but I really do want to try that outfit lol....
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« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2006, 12:33:38 pm »
Mistaking Pikachu for Faye Valentine.

N/T: What non-anime cartoon characters should never be in anime, especially in what series?

i. e.  Captain Planet should never be in Azumanga Daioh
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« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2006, 01:27:15 pm »
Emperor Kuzco from The Emperor's New Groove should NEVER be in Reign: The Conquerer.
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« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2006, 01:49:07 pm »
Derek from the Swan Princess should never be in Sailor Moon
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« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2006, 10:28:03 pm »
Optimus Prime should never be in Gundam Wing.

N/T: Unlikely anime wanted signs including criminal mischief
(ex: Vash the Stampede.  Dead or Alive for destroying the follow towns...)

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« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2006, 11:25:54 pm »
Quote from: "Negima"


N/T: Unlikely anime wanted signs including criminal mischief
(ex: Vash the Stampede.  Dead or Alive for destroying the follow towns...)


Wanted: Umino Iruka from Naruto - For actually fighting back and not just acting like a human meat shield when attacked.

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« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2006, 08:34:40 am »
Wanted: Lina Inverse
Dead or Alive (if tied up & gagged)
Crime: Eating the kingdom to Saillune's entire food supply
Reward: 5,000,000 gold pieces
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« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2006, 12:35:38 pm »
Wanted: Sasuke Uchiha
Dead or Alive (your call)
Being a whiny emo *****
20000000 yen
06 - Naruto Uzumaki
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« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2006, 09:34:46 pm »
I think it's your turn to make one, Keenon.
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« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2006, 06:50:41 pm »
Okay, I've got something.

"Strange product placements in anime series."

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« Reply #32 on: August 26, 2006, 07:31:35 pm »
Sailor Moon: *eating a Moon Pie* ...what?
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« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2006, 07:33:06 pm »
Spike: I buy my lube from walmart
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« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2006, 10:58:00 pm »
Pikachu: (Translated into English)  With this lightbulb, I can imitate Uncle Fester!
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« Reply #35 on: September 07, 2006, 11:03:35 pm »
Quote from: "Washougal_Otaku"
Pikachu: (Translated into English)  With this lightbulb, I can imitate Uncle Fester!


New Topic please, Washie.
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« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2006, 08:17:47 am »
Huh?  Oh, yes, I am number three.

Strange anime romance pairings.
(i.e. Tuxedo Mask with Misty).
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« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2006, 09:46:47 am »
iie anatano san ban nai nai nai!!!!!!
watashi wa san ban ichi ban hai!!!
superjaz, that is jaz with one z count'um ONE z!
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« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2006, 09:53:20 am »
"Oh, Tsunade!"
"Oh Jiraiya!"


*runs*


Plans for Kumori '08
Hei (Darker than Black)
Ichiro (Nerima Daikon Brothers)
Kyon (Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu)
Possibly more...

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« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2006, 08:27:15 pm »
Sasuke and Lain.

There'd be so much emo in one area.......

(Am I the third or does superjaz's count as one?)

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« Reply #40 on: September 08, 2006, 08:38:35 pm »
Quote from: "Keenon Williams"
Wanted: Sasuke Uchiha
Dead or Alive (your call)
Being a whiny emo *****
20000000 yen


I'm up for that. I friggin HATE sasuke!! damn emo...

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« Reply #41 on: September 08, 2006, 08:46:25 pm »
Alucard/D. Now that would be just plain creepy.

NT: Signs this is not the justu you need at this particular moment.
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« Reply #42 on: September 08, 2006, 10:03:56 pm »
KAGE MANE WONDER TWIN BANANA FANA BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!

*turns into a banana*
06 - Naruto Uzumaki
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« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2006, 12:33:29 pm »
Entering an elementary school's cafeteria, during lunchtime.
"Oscar Meyer Jitsu!"

Turn into a balogna sandwich.

Mmmmm..., yummy.....
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« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2006, 09:40:52 am »
okay, if i understand this...

just leaving a gas station in denver when a van pulls up and four people with ski masks get out and go inside

"COPPER FIST JITSU"

turn into a police officer and shoot the masked people, then find out that they were skiiers who just wanted some coffee and chips


now if i get this right, as number three i have to make a new one, right?

nt: things an anime character would say if they were president of the united states
don't expect to hear too much from me

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« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2006, 10:43:12 am »
Quote from: "Negima"
Sasuke and Lain.

There'd be so much emo in one area.......

(Am I the third or does superjaz's count as one?)

and i repeat
iie anatano san ban nai nai nai!!!
watashi wa san ban ichi ban hai!!!
 !!! <3 3 <3!!!
superjaz, that is jaz with one z count'um ONE z!
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« Reply #46 on: October 17, 2006, 01:35:27 am »
Dark Schneider: I will rule this land! I will destroy any man who stands in my way and take their women! If any one has a problem with that I will turn their blood into dirt! I can do it to because I am the attractive and lovable main character! Gwahahahahahaha!

(I love Bastard!! that series makes me chuckle. Dark Schneider would be the best president ever!)

Edit: *waits for people to pick this topic back up*

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« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2006, 01:55:21 am »
any one?

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« Reply #48 on: October 21, 2006, 11:55:24 am »
Quote from: "Sporty_Otaku"
nt: things an anime character would say if they were president of the united states

(Guess who)
"If elected I vow not to raise taxes.  BELIEVE IT!"

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« Reply #49 on: November 01, 2006, 09:48:13 am »
Naruto as President?  Man, I think I'd move to Canada.  Believe it.

Just kidding.

"Tonight, I am taking Air Force One to a secret location in western China.  Once I return, I shall come back a new man!"
(This is Ranma).

It seems that it is my turn to pick a new one.  Let's see...

An anime character in a live action TV series and why that would be worth watching.
(i. e. - Naruto in Step by Step, because the Lamberts liked doing that making-chocolate-milk-in-their-mouth trick and Naruto would do it with old milk).
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« Reply #50 on: November 01, 2006, 08:08:26 pm »
Does it have to be just one character?  I can think of several in one show.

Sakura (Naruto) - Rachel
Mihoshi (Tenchi) - Phoebe
Sailor Jupiter - Monica
Shinji (Eva) - Ross
Vash (Trigun) - Joey
Dark (DNAngel) - Chandler

All on the next exciting episode of "Friends"
I think it'd be interesting just to see what would happen if those 6 were put together on the same show.

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« Reply #51 on: November 02, 2006, 04:25:48 am »
Another take on the Real World only with the following characters:

Dark Schneider (Bastard!!)
Sailor Mars (sailor moon)
Chrono (Chrono Chrusade)
Squall (final Fantasy 8 )
Meril (Rune Soldier)
Bennimaru (King of Fighters)
Chun Li (street fighter)
Brock (pokemon)
Yukari (Azu Manga Dioh)
Rei (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Do I really need to explain why this would be awesome to watch? I would watch it. Oh their teen angst, even though maybe only one or two of those characters are in their teens. I would love to see an animated reality show that was actualy semi-serious. (you know, not like Drawn Together)

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« Reply #52 on: November 02, 2006, 08:52:12 am »
Quote from: "The Night Bringer"
Another take on the Real World only with the following characters:

Dark Schneider (Bastard!!)
Sailor Mars (sailor moon)
Chrono (Chrono Chrusade)
Squall (final Fantasy 8 )
Meril (Rune Soldier)
Bennimaru (King of Fighters)
Chun Li (street fighter)
Brock (pokemon)
Yukari (Azu Manga Dioh)
Rei (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Do I really need to explain why this would be awesome to watch? I would watch it. Oh their teen angst, even though maybe only one or two of those characters are in their teens. I would love to see an animated reality show that was actualy semi-serious. (you know, not like Drawn Together)


Oh man, that would be creepy fun!  One more, guys!
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« Reply #53 on: November 26, 2006, 10:16:20 pm »
Ima gonna bump this and hope it picks back up. I can't imagine why this thread isn't more popular.

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« Reply #54 on: November 26, 2006, 10:26:03 pm »
worst anime name
Good, Bad,  i'm the guy with the gun.

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« Reply #55 on: November 26, 2006, 10:32:09 pm »
The Saga of Pink Hair Man

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« Reply #56 on: November 26, 2006, 10:36:35 pm »
"The Adventures of the Mecha-driving, sugar-coated, clumsy, talented chef named Mary-sue."

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« Reply #57 on: November 26, 2006, 10:40:05 pm »
the tale of the man without a finger.



worst location for a battle
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« Reply #58 on: November 26, 2006, 10:43:57 pm »
This is a post where I put my foot in my mouth, please ignore it. Thank you! ^_^

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« Reply #59 on: November 26, 2006, 10:49:57 pm »
Quote from: "The Night Bringer"
New Topic: The worst anime cliche ever.

Actually I think Waffles' "worst location for a battle" was the new topic.

A barb-wire factory

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« Reply #60 on: November 26, 2006, 10:55:05 pm »
Woops, I didn't see that, thought it was part of his sig. Sorry waffles!

Worst location for a battle, eh? The bog of eternal stench!

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« Reply #61 on: November 26, 2006, 11:03:24 pm »
The land of mucus




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« Reply #62 on: November 27, 2006, 03:40:55 pm »
Catgirls riding in chibi style mechs fighting off an evil land of ninja samurai. Sad thing is, that would probably be an awesome anime.

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« Reply #63 on: November 29, 2006, 09:17:45 am »
I'd watch it!

Ideas for video games!

Star Wars football
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« Reply #64 on: November 29, 2006, 05:17:25 pm »
Super Smash Anime Brothers Melee

Just imagine the possibilities:
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"Zelgadis (Slayers) vs. Kenshin"

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« Reply #65 on: November 29, 2006, 07:25:53 pm »
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« Reply #66 on: November 29, 2006, 08:01:57 pm »
Pin the fox tail on Naruto

(I will bring tails and nails this year)
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« Reply #67 on: November 30, 2006, 12:08:04 am »
New topic: Worst anime duo ever.

Ash Ketchum and Dark Schneider.

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« Reply #68 on: November 30, 2006, 01:06:49 am »
alucard and vash
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« Reply #69 on: November 30, 2006, 09:26:50 am »
mmmmhhmmmm
star fire from teen titans (i know not anime) and ruroni kenchin
think how they talk we'd all want to kill them
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« Reply #70 on: December 01, 2006, 09:20:24 am »
Quote from: "Negima"
Super Smash Anime Brothers Melee

"Zelgadis (Slayers) vs. Kenshin"


OMG  That would be awesome!


Oska (sp?) from NG Evangelion & C-ko from Project A-ko.
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« Reply #71 on: April 21, 2007, 11:34:29 am »
I'm going to attempt to bring this one back to life.

Anime character that would make the worst roommate?
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« Reply #72 on: April 21, 2007, 05:46:28 pm »
"Tenchi, for the last time, could you please tell your not-girlfriends to kill eachother outside!!"
Have YOU heard the good news of Jenova?


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« Reply #73 on: April 21, 2007, 06:49:32 pm »
Ranma: "I told you the shower was out of warm water!"

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« Reply #74 on: April 22, 2007, 05:49:26 pm »
Lucy/Nyu from Elfen Lied. Either too dumb to live with, or you're dead meat. Gee, what a choice eh?
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« Reply #75 on: April 22, 2007, 10:10:53 pm »
me: this water is both hot and cold!
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« Reply #76 on: April 23, 2007, 08:33:16 pm »
Take your mitten off both hands.
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« Reply #77 on: April 23, 2007, 09:26:05 pm »
Okay, so is anybody going to make a new scene?
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« Reply #78 on: April 23, 2007, 09:57:22 pm »
My what  lovely dangling earrings you have!
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« Reply #79 on: April 23, 2007, 10:05:25 pm »
You're at a phyciatrist's office & he's showing you those blot pictures.  Every answer you give is either "Noodle," "Naruto," or "Chopstick."
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« Reply #80 on: April 24, 2007, 08:40:31 am »
You fail your Pop Quiz because you gave the wrong name for the Egyptian sun god, King Tut's full name, the name for a spiritual leader in a tribal culture, the only Americans who could vote before 1907, the name of the male part of a flower in bloom, and how to say "Sorry" in Japanese. You also noodled in the margins.

Also, you got beat up by a bunch of Sailor Moon fangirls for calling her boyfriend the wrong name. Which is only slightly less horrible than saying "Sailor Scout".

You start eating the noodles uncooked and then snorting the seasoning packets to get a "stronger buzz".

You actually cook the packet of shrimp flavor ramen that's been in the back of the cupboard for 3 years.
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« Reply #81 on: April 24, 2007, 08:45:31 am »
I like the third one best.  Speaking of third, you replied third, so you ought to carry the tradition of new scene.
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« Reply #82 on: April 24, 2007, 09:11:27 am »
Is that how it works? I only read the last two pages.  :P

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« Reply #83 on: April 24, 2007, 03:22:05 pm »
Have a fountain of blood geyser from both nostrils!
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« Reply #84 on: April 25, 2007, 12:23:52 am »
while shouting :GOMENASAI!!!!!!
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« Reply #85 on: April 25, 2007, 08:08:14 am »
whoa, deja vu.....

*puts on a wig and white gloves*
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« Reply #86 on: April 25, 2007, 06:28:02 pm »
From Rurouni Kenshin;
Man, this food stinks. You'd think she'd have learned to cook better by now, she's been feeding us for what, a year? Hey,pass me the rice again will ya? Say now that you mention it, could you let me borrow a few yen?
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« Reply #87 on: April 25, 2007, 08:33:47 pm »
You: I love you!

Her: *she PUNCHES you* I love you too!

New Topic: Bad things to say to the sexy girl in any given anime.
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« Reply #88 on: April 25, 2007, 09:24:34 pm »
Can I take your clothes? Er, I mean your coat!
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« Reply #89 on: April 26, 2007, 08:16:48 am »
Are you an exchange student? You sound American!
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« Reply #90 on: April 26, 2007, 06:21:29 pm »
My, what big "ears" you have!

New Topic: You're on a date, and your car runs out of gas. Who says what?
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« Reply #91 on: April 26, 2007, 06:54:23 pm »
Guy:..... ok whoever is last to say not it pushs the car...
Guy: 1
Guy:2
Girl: you know you are pushing the car right?
Insert Whitty Comments here...

oh yeah and BOOOSH
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« Reply #92 on: April 26, 2007, 08:30:55 pm »
As the guy pushes the car.

No, I don't have my foot on the brake. Oh, the parking brake was on! You're so strong to push the car uphill with the brake on dear!
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« Reply #93 on: April 26, 2007, 10:06:18 pm »
how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to brake the ice
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« Reply #94 on: April 26, 2007, 10:27:15 pm »
Ok Jaz, make a new topic!
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« Reply #95 on: April 27, 2007, 09:33:33 pm »
I'll do it.

Lowest budget anime ever.
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« Reply #96 on: April 27, 2007, 10:22:37 pm »
The Adventures of the Nano Goddesses!
Background plates from Ah! My Goddess with voice overs from the cast talking about how tiny they are and how normal people couldn't possibly see them they're so small.
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« Reply #97 on: April 28, 2007, 12:45:27 am »
One frozen image of leopard-bikini clad Lum taken from Urusei Yatsura, while a computer's robot voice in the back reads: "I'm Lum! I'm Lum! I'm Lum!" for thirty-five minutes.


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« Reply #98 on: April 28, 2007, 07:13:09 pm »
Crayon Shin-chan drawn entirely in crayon.

New Topic (Taken from Sakuracon):
Cut scenes of Dragonball Z

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« Reply #99 on: April 29, 2007, 04:11:49 pm »
Vegeta taking out the trash, and putting it away in the tip like a good lad.
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« Reply #100 on: April 29, 2007, 06:18:46 pm »
Goku and Piccolo rubbing Ben-Gay on each other - "I'm getting too old for this....and you've got quite the knot built up in here!"

NT: Scenes found in the first (and only) Mel Brooks directed anime.


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« Reply #101 on: April 29, 2007, 06:26:34 pm »
" And what did the monster give you?" and shows it!  :shock:
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« Reply #102 on: April 29, 2007, 11:47:19 pm »
chibi things that kill 2,... 28 weeks later!
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« Reply #103 on: April 30, 2007, 08:29:29 am »
Spaceballs 2; the Quest for more money, using the animation team that did Coyote Ragtime Show.

Tragic first scene kills off Barf in a tragic explosion as the winebago crashes through the roof of the lockeroom of an all girls space school.

Lonestar comforts the Princess "It's the way he wanted to go."

NT: Unexpected places to find an octopus!
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« Reply #104 on: April 30, 2007, 12:53:14 pm »
Buying a bottle of Ramune at the store:

"That'll be $3.50"
"Okay, I got that....."
*opens wallet*
"....I mean.....do you accept...Octopuses?"


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« Reply #105 on: April 30, 2007, 06:07:34 pm »
"I wonder what prize will be in the cereal box this time."

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« Reply #106 on: April 30, 2007, 06:09:53 pm »
squid cookies!!

first the yummy taste of a normal cookie

person: this just tastes like cookie..

28 seconds later
person: quid squid SQUID!!!"
and their toung is black
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« Reply #107 on: April 30, 2007, 10:45:30 pm »
*whisperwhisper* New Topic, Jaz ^_^


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« Reply #108 on: May 01, 2007, 06:00:50 am »
Jaz is the new topic Eve? OK!


girl voice- "Yay! I just found a quadruple life size gir Plushie and he has a springy bobble antennat that can retract so you can put on his fuzzy dog costume and yay and how will I get it home? It's bigger than Kendo Boyfriends car and *sniffle* Noooo..... Waaaaahhhh!"
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« Reply #109 on: May 01, 2007, 07:34:12 am »
Quote from: "TomtheFanboy"
Jaz is the new topic Eve? OK!


girl voice- "Yay! I just found a quadruple life size gir Plushie and he has a springy bobble antennat that can retract so you can put on his fuzzy dog costume and yay and how will I get it home? It's bigger than Kendo Boyfriends car and *sniffle* Noooo..... Waaaaahhhh!"


ahahahaahaha *insert maniacal laugh* That was goooood, lol


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« Reply #110 on: May 01, 2007, 07:45:36 am »
I'll do a new scene, I guess.

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(i. e. Vice Prez Dick Cheney's chibi in Elfen Lied).
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« Reply #111 on: May 01, 2007, 03:25:49 pm »
Conan O'Brien gets bitten by a radioactive monkey while visiting Japan, and he becomes a 13 year old boy all over again. And can't leave the country because he no longer looks like his passport, and ends up in high school with Kaname Chidore and Sosuke Sagura. Full-On Metal Panic!
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« Reply #112 on: May 01, 2007, 04:06:36 pm »
The singer Pink is shrunken down and becomes the school bully where Chibi-Usa goes to school and Sailor Moon herself has to step in to stop the punks reign of terror. Pink terror vs Pink Horror!


NT: The Next Gen Enterprise (Enterprise D of course) enters a space fold singularity at Warp 8.7 and crashes through a dimensional wall. How do they interact with characters from a scifi anime series they've stumbled into?
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« Reply #113 on: May 01, 2007, 04:25:35 pm »
They try to avoid them at all costs, knowing that they could be sucked into a comic romp through time and space, never to get home again. Plus the continuity is going to be all out of whack.
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« Reply #114 on: May 02, 2007, 08:40:26 am »
Warf will freak out by all the strange things running around that he'll kill Picard & make his claim as new captain.  Then, he'll photon torpedo the crap out of this sci-fi world for the glorious Romulan Empire (Yes, he'll admit to being in cahoots with them all along, as a side effect of his recent mental snap).  Data will calculate the exact frequency of the singularity and mimic it with a phaser.  By shooting Warf, everyone is sent back home, except now, Warf thinks he's a woman, Picard is a cannibal, & Wesley is nowhere to be found. :twisted:
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« Reply #115 on: May 02, 2007, 03:23:14 pm »
Kirk: I think that I! Can control this mechanized SUIT! Of armor easily.

Spock: This machines weapons are most illogical...

Bones: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Gundam Fighter!

Scotty: The Burnin' Gundam won't hold, cap'n!

Okay I'm done.

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« Reply #116 on: May 02, 2007, 05:08:40 pm »
Potty-Man!  Powers include the Flush of Fury, the Poop-a-pult, & the Plumber Crack Attack.
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« Reply #117 on: May 02, 2007, 05:57:58 pm »
Ray-Man with the Disembodied Head Shield
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« Reply #118 on: May 02, 2007, 06:43:30 pm »
Rhyme-Man who will greatly aggrevate you with his ability to rhyme any word you say.
(The only way to defeat him is to say Orange or Purple)

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« Reply #119 on: May 02, 2007, 07:48:06 pm »
We would see the dancing avatar of Tom's drop dead of a heartache attack.
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« Reply #120 on: May 03, 2007, 07:29:41 am »
the kumoricon forums would shut down because all the members would be trying to make their own version of pocky, and failing... "it's just not the same!!!!.... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"


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« Reply #121 on: May 03, 2007, 08:17:40 am »
Only then, out of desperation, would we all revert to eating regular sticks...and finding that they taste exactly the same, because they were the secret ingredient in Pocky! Amazing!

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« Reply #122 on: May 03, 2007, 09:07:46 am »
Oh, what's-his-name from Deathnote (Light, I think) working at McDonald's.
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« Reply #123 on: May 03, 2007, 09:28:04 am »
Tenchi starts working at the mall and Ayeka and Ryoko get jobs at the food shops on either side of his store to "keep an eye on him". Simply an excuse for pervy animators to put Ryoko in a Hotdog On A Stick uniform.
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« Reply #124 on: May 03, 2007, 03:48:25 pm »
Major Kusanagi has to work parking meters in a short skirt and spiffy little uniform.

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« Reply #125 on: May 03, 2007, 04:31:14 pm »
gene starwind from outlaw star bumps into ed elric from fullmetal and says "watch it shorty" ed proceeds to make a very interesting face and says "who are you calling.... *insert random analogy that has nothing to do with anything*"... then gene pulls out his gun and ed claps his hands together and the battle begins... who will win? hmmmm.... o.O


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« Reply #126 on: May 03, 2007, 06:13:26 pm »
After appologizing to each other for knocking themselves down, Pikachu & Chibi Moon go to a bagel shop & chat.  After two weeks, of bagel eating, they get married.  They have 18 pika moon babies from 4 different litters, then get a divorce.  Pikachu becomes an astronaut while Chibi Moon becomes an Orkin Woman.
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« Reply #127 on: May 03, 2007, 06:57:53 pm »
Osaka (from Azumanga Daioh) bumps into Zume (of Wolf's Rain); Zume shouts "WATCH IT, KID!" and Osaka, after falling flat on the ground (and lying there speechless for fifteen minutes) gets up and says....."hehehe....you're tall, mister...." At which point Zume just....he just walks away...."I need some decaf"

NT: Tenchi Muyo is in love again! but this time, with......(fill in the blank)....how did their first date go?


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« Reply #128 on: May 03, 2007, 07:14:15 pm »
I think we'll go with the Tenchi one.

He's with Sailor Moon.  Things don't go so well at first.  First, while at a coffee shop, they bump into Goku, who wants some more hentai action.  He fights Tenchi.  Tenchi is losing, & Ryoko shows up.  Ryoko throws a cup of coffee at Gofu, which excites him.  (Now, Ryoko & Goku are starring in hentai films).
After that is over, they go to the theater, where Tuxedo Mask is working as an usher.  Seeing Sailor Moon, he makes up a lie about the planet at risk of being attacked by aliens.  Sailor Moon believes him, & convinces Tenchi to help.  In space, Tuxedo Mask reveals the truth & tries to finish off Tenchi.  Sailor Moon notices that almost all of their clothing has been destroyed, so she whips out a Yaoi paddle & smacks Tuxedo Mask into the Sun.
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« Reply #129 on: May 03, 2007, 07:21:21 pm »
Quote from: "Mr_Mustash"
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« Reply #130 on: May 03, 2007, 07:24:02 pm »
Okay, fine, we'll go with this one.

Cutey Honey.  I hope the reason is obvious.
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« Reply #131 on: May 03, 2007, 07:43:21 pm »
Tenchi, if you have binoculars! Tenchi if you don't have binoculars but are willing to go beg for a cup of sugar often!

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« Reply #132 on: May 03, 2007, 07:56:28 pm »
Lina Inverse.

Upon seeing the guns, Lina says, "I thiought we agreed on no weapons.  Oh well, I expected this."  Gourry, Zel, & Amelia pop out of nowhere like ninjas & start throwing attack spells at them.  (Except Gourry, he's throwing acorns).

Gene & Spike run out of the bar, covering their faces while squeeling like little girls.  Lina Inverse somehow snuck outside before hand.  She stops them, then blasts then with a Mega Brando.  Faye Valentine shows up & hooks up with Zelgadis while Ed & Amelia pester Lina by being chipper.
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« Reply #133 on: May 05, 2007, 06:20:33 pm »
they notice each other walking towards their bounty, which just happens to be aisha, for some odd reason... both glare at each other and start in a dead run towards aisha. then they begin firing their guns at one another. both tall, lanky guys, they dance and dodge bullets to a horrible karaoke singer named miss yukari. upon reaching aisha, they stop, and she goes on a long, loud tirade about being a kartaru kataru warrior and on and on...

gene and spike look at eachother, shrug, and gene says "buy you a drink?" spike says "...yeah..." they turn and walk away with big sweat beads on their heads while aisha continues to brag about how awesome she is and miss yukari flails drunkenly across the stage.



wow that was long... lol... anyway

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« Reply #134 on: May 05, 2007, 08:17:18 pm »
Ed and Al Elric walk up to the game console.  Each of them carries a guitar.  Song for this round: "I am Iron Man"

Ed wins when Al gets too into the song and accidently crushes the guitar.

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« Reply #135 on: May 06, 2007, 09:24:03 am »
osaka vs. tomo (both from azumanga)


osaka can't figure out how to play, much less how to hold the guitar correctly... tomo mashes buttons and presses them like mad.


they both fail. miserably. chiyo and sakaki look on astounded, and yomi says "i told you... loser" tomo says "RUNNER UP!!!!!!!!!" and osaka stands there thinking "get it together..."


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« Reply #136 on: May 06, 2007, 03:50:03 pm »
Moroboshi Ataru and Lum compete. All is going well for our team untill Ataru starts eyeing the girls in the audience. Lum gets jealous and zaps Ataru, and this also fries the equipment and starts a fire in the auditorium, causing mass panic. Strange aliens and monsters come out of nowhere to join the fleeing crowd. The building collapses. Ataru is seen still hounding girls for their phone numbers and addresses. Lum is still trying to catch him to give him a really big zap.

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« Reply #137 on: May 06, 2007, 04:04:22 pm »
hige walks in and sniffs the air then says "oh man am i hungry..." toboe follows looking super excited, then zume mumbling how hige is a fatty, and finally kiba, looking somber as always holding the arm of a very happy cheza. i offer to buy them lunch. hige and toboe jump around saying yay food! zume crosses his arms and feigns that he's not hungry, kiba mumbles "we don't have time for this" and cheza giggles and says "this one is stuffed already, but this one's friends should eat" then we all have yummy food. blue saunters in and says "hey what about me?" we invite her to sit and eat too so she snuggles up near hige and munches some food while quent gets drunk across the street.


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« Reply #138 on: May 07, 2007, 08:12:40 am »
In walks Mario.

He wants-a some spaghetti.  I laugh at him, informing him of where he's at.  He responds, "You think-a I'm a idiot, huh?  Everywhere has'a spaghetti for Mario!"

He jumps up & a box appears out of nowhere with a flower on top.  He jumps onto the box & eats the flower, then starts hurling balls of fire at me.  Though scared at first, I quickly realize that they are all going in the exact same pattern.  So I grab my bento & throw it at his face.  His fire abilities are gone, & he starts swearing in Italian.  He jumps on my head & turns around.  He tries to jump on my head again, but this time, I jump up & grab him in mid-air, then throw him to the ground.  He shrinks down to about 2 feet tall, then runs away.

Now I have to buy more food.
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« Reply #139 on: May 07, 2007, 10:18:03 am »
We are all fangoriously devoured as Godzilla eats the entire building for lunch. He then eats the people who accuse him of not being anime for dessert.


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« Reply #140 on: May 07, 2007, 04:24:14 pm »
The Microsoft ones catch a virus and start to crash all over the place. The Mac ones shout their triumph over their competitors in a language no one can understand. Much to their dismay.
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« Reply #141 on: May 08, 2007, 07:48:33 am »
Both Persocoms act kind enough with first impressions, but after a couple of minutes standing on-stage, being introduced by their respective spokespeople, Microsoft's Persocom begins losing limbs.....not falling off, they just seem to be there one minute, then they are gone, but what's that! Oh, they appear on the Mac's Persocom! The Mac Perso. continues to steal Microsoft's pieces and functions...until their exists one looming Persocom with four extra limbs, and nothing else but a pile of sparks and wires.

To explain these odd actions...the Mac spokesman just shrugs and says "...we know how to deal with competition."

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« Reply #142 on: May 08, 2007, 08:37:28 am »
Elmer Fudd sneaks into the woods near the coast, "Be vewwy quiet, I'm hunting wangsty bishis."

Suddenly he comes upon a sign of kanji (with a subtitle pinned beneath it) reading "Ninja Season" and sees Naruto clinging to a branch high above. As he takes aim Naruto notices and drops down just as Fudd blows the branch of the tree.

Naruto points to the saing and yells at Fudd. The subtitles now read "Pirate Season" and the Going Merry happens to be sailing just off the coast. Fudd begins to take aim at Luffy.... (and you know how the rest goes).
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« Reply #143 on: May 08, 2007, 03:20:51 pm »
Moroboshi Ataru has somehow been put into Tenchi's universe, and has begun to hunt Tenchi's harem. Lum is in a state. Zaps galore! Ataru is having the time of his life! He is especially fond of the fact that Ryoko is about a match for Lum.
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« Reply #144 on: May 09, 2007, 09:34:01 am »
The hunters are pokemon; the hunted is Ash & Team Rocket.

Jesse & James think that this'll be the perfect opportunity to capture pokemon, so they surrender, only to have their heads mounted on Squirttle's wall.

Ash summons Pikachu to help him out, forgetting that Pikachu is a pokemon.  Pikachu pulls out an AK-47 :lol: & pumps Ash full of lead.  Now, he's selling Ash's teeth on e-bay.

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« Reply #145 on: May 09, 2007, 03:28:01 pm »
Winry Rockbell applied here, it seemed it was the best job she could get, and still be able to further her education. She listed body parts repair on her application, as well as that she was willing to re-locate.

During her interview she produced a spare leg she said she had made for a customer. Her craftsmanship was superb. And she did seem to be able to follow orders.

Basically she is over qualified to be one of our pipefitters, but hopefully she won't learn the work habits of the ones we already have.

I couldn't make this funny, because she would be an asset working here. Would probably save a lot of money by not hiring outside contractors.
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« Reply #146 on: May 18, 2007, 12:05:04 pm »
My company makes dental floss.

The character is a Mr. Happosai.

Me: "So, Mr. Happosai, what comes to your mind when I say, 'floss'?"
H: "Ladies underwear!"
M: "Uh, okay.  How about healthy?"
H: "Pretty youth girls!"
M: "Interesting.  Tell me something that you spend many hours doing."
H: "Ironing the panties I've gathered from various young ladies!"
M: "Okay, last question, are you freakin' sick or something?"
H: "Well, I did have a headcold a couple of days ago, but I'm fine now."

Since there are only two other guys who work here, and there are eleven girls, I don't give him the job that he's applying for (security guard).  However, I sent him on his way to a local Hooters restaurant.  He gets hired there as an assistant manager.
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« Reply #147 on: May 21, 2007, 08:49:00 pm »
Recca Hanabishi from Flame of Recca walks into my garbage disposal company.

Recca: Hey there!
Me: Hello, Mr. Hanabishi. Let's get to the questions. First off, job experience?
Recca: I'm a ninja!
Me: ...oooooookayyyyyyyy... any references?
Recca: My super shinobi squad! They can use magic you know!
Me: ...What are your skills...?
Recca: I know how to fight!
Me: ...and that gives me a reason to hire you here...?
Recca: Oh yeah! *rubs his hands together, making flames* And I can do this!
Me: YOU'RE HIRED! *handshake, dumb move, I burn my hand* OW!
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« Reply #148 on: May 22, 2007, 07:56:46 am »
"This cruise line is getting SUCH a bad review in my blog!"

Replace cruise line with resort, planet, hotel, cult, level of hell, or college.
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« Reply #149 on: May 22, 2007, 01:30:11 pm »
i wanna go on a cruse some day i think it would be fun but i think i would gain weight...
anime characters go on cruse and get chubby what would they look like?
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« Reply #150 on: May 22, 2007, 04:47:12 pm »
^ To Keenon's post:

"Wow...all these suction cups....and such force! They could probably suck the chrome off a....wait...What was I thinking using my own strength and hands to clean the shower grout when there are these things around!"


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« Reply #151 on: May 22, 2007, 04:53:39 pm »
I knew I shouldn't have had the calimari for dinner. I thought it was way too undercooked.

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« Reply #152 on: May 23, 2007, 01:28:32 am »
first edward blinks a few times then for no aparent reason yells out.... I AM NOT SHORT!!!
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« Reply #153 on: May 23, 2007, 09:18:33 am »
"....HEY! I've been friends with Winry WAAAAY longer than you! If anyone gets the first feel-up, it should be ME!"  :P


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« Reply #154 on: May 23, 2007, 09:25:20 am »
"Bye bye, Mr. Terrorist man!  Have fun back home in Palestine!"

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« Reply #155 on: June 03, 2007, 06:55:12 am »
Akane: "I'd be white because it is absolutely perfect, just like me."
Shampoo: "I'd be purple, because it is a mix of two colors that I also associate with, red and blue. Red because I hate that blasted Onna-Ranma, wherever she may be, and blue because I love you and must have youuuuu......"
Ukyo: "I'd be red, for all the wonderful pizzas I used to make you. Remember those?"
Chiyo-chan: "I'd be pink because it is just too cute! OH and, umm....what am I doing here? I'm only 10!"

After an odd pause of silence, Ranma decides: "Well, taking into consideration that most of you gave your identities away (pssh, can't believe you ruined the fun...), I will just have to go with my favorite color...Red! Oh, and pizzas are great too!"

Ranma runs over to meet with suitor number three, Ukyo, only to be clobbered in the head with a giant mallet as soon as he crosses the barricade. "Gah! Wahwahwah!!! What was that?!?"

Then, Akane grins wryly and says: "Oh yeah, I should have said my color was yellow....like the mallet I would smite you with if you didn't choose me." Then everyone just kind of wanders off, leaving Ranma in a crumpled heap. Except Chiyo-chan, she gives him some cake. He likes it very much.

"Man....that was good cake, but I gotta be careful next time...a mallet does not make a good helmet, not at all!"


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« Reply #156 on: July 14, 2007, 12:47:59 pm »
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NT: It's election time again, and characters from anime are running for president of the US (or another country, up to you). Who is running, what are their campaigns like, and who wins?


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« Reply #157 on: July 14, 2007, 02:51:50 pm »
Well, I'm glad someone revived this thread.

On one side of the elections is Optimus Prime.  Since everyone in his cabinet are fellow Transformers, they are able to work 24 hours a day without sleep or coffee.  Their commercials have video footage of them blowing up various members of the Deceptacons (spelling?) and they say "Vote for us, so Osama can be next!"

Another candidate is M. Bison.  He uses his drug trafficking as an excuse to smuggle in cheap drugs for the elderly, and hopes that this attempt at being a "peaceful man" will get Chun-Li and Guile off of his butt.

The thrid candidate is Jigglypuff.  Pikachu, Bulbasaur, and Psyduck dig up dirt on Optimus Prime having a certain type of "relation" with Carp Capture Sakura, and that M. Bison wears ugly closes, including boots made out of human baby livers.

The night of the elections comes at last.  In a surprise move, Psyduck, Pikachu, and a lot of other pokemon, invade every TV &/or Radio station in the country.  Jigglypuff sings a final song for America, putting everyone asleep.

Results: Jigglypuff wins every state, because every state had only three votes, one for every one of the original Pokemon.
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« Reply #158 on: July 14, 2007, 04:15:13 pm »
Well, I'm glad someone revived this thread.

On one side of the elections is Optimus Prime.  Since everyone in his cabinet are fellow Transformers, they are able to work 24 hours a day without sleep or coffee.  Their commercials have video footage of them blowing up various members of the Deceptacons (spelling?) and they say "Vote for us, so Osama can be next!"

Another candidate is M. Bison.  He uses his drug trafficking as an excuse to smuggle in cheap drugs for the elderly, and hopes that this attempt at being a "peaceful man" will get Chun-Li and Guile off of his butt.

The thrid candidate is Jigglypuff.  Pikachu, Bulbasaur, and Psyduck dig up dirt on Optimus Prime having a certain type of "relation" with Carp Capture Sakura, and that M. Bison wears ugly closes, including boots made out of human baby livers.

The night of the elections comes at last.  In a surprise move, Psyduck, Pikachu, and a lot of other pokemon, invade every TV &/or Radio station in the country.  Jigglypuff sings a final song for America, putting everyone asleep.

Results: Jigglypuff wins every state, because every state had only three votes, one for every one of the original Pokemon.

hahaha Oooh, goodness! That was brilliant. *wipes away a tear* Hi-larious!


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