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Offline Vondan

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« on: March 16, 2006, 12:28:38 pm »
As there are complaints my messages get off topic and are removed here is a thread for random topics

It’s like having gold leader on the intercom

“Stay on topic, Stay on topic… Damn you impacted on the surface!”

Lets not have any two post in this thread related to the one above in any way
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2006, 01:36:58 pm »
ok vondan i do believe that this will be locked because well it is made just so you can not have your post deleted
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2006, 04:46:05 pm »
I dunno.  I kinda like it.  And it's in the right place.  It therefore is all good and happy!

Along those lines, Chuck Norris recently turned 66 years old, as of last Friday.  And with that information, comes a "true" Chuck Norris fact.

Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris

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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2006, 04:56:35 pm »
THE SKY IS FALLING!   THE SKY IS FALLING!!  THE SKY IS FALLING!!!
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2006, 06:50:16 pm »
Current favorite quote:
"Daxter, where would you be without me?"
"Oh I dunno.  I probably wouldn't be 2 feet tall, covered in fur, and walking around in a stinky dark sewer without any pants!  God I miss pants."

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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2006, 07:31:49 pm »
If quizzes are quizical, then what are tests?!

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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2006, 07:54:00 pm »
Chuck Norris' girlfriend said to him one day, "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" and Chuck Norris yells at her "How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris!", rips out her spleen and round-house kicks her in the face, only to realize the irony of it three months later.

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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2006, 08:32:34 pm »
I sat down at a hobo's house, its prety warm for being a box.
Jews Ryme of the day!!

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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2006, 10:14:04 am »
i make really good chicken and a kind of mock fried rice, thing is being a good cook i dont pay attention to how much or what i add cuz i know what i'm doing, what i make always tastes good but some times it tastes really really good and its like ohhh what did i do that made this chicken really good i know not. then my boyfriend says you may be a good cook but your no iron cheff and i take offence (for his defence he hasent eaten my cooking) but i state :any one can cook with that kictchen and all thoses in\gredince but try makeing a good dinner if the contence of you frige can be found under the "whats the oldest thing in your frige post" if you can do that then yes you are a real cheff as i am !!!! second to much teriaki is too sweet if you cooking your self use a 3 part sauce of teriaki, soy sause  and whosecheriser for truly good teriaki chicken
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« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2006, 10:25:20 pm »
OH GOD! You've broken my secret elbow!

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« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2006, 02:02:51 pm »
Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2006, 03:49:57 am »
I realized Saturday night at about 11pm, wait-no, maybe it was 10? Or was it Sunday at Midnight? Anyway, I realized that Wufei Chang is hardcore. Not just hardcore but hardcore. So wherever in Anime you are today, Wufei, you rock man!

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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2006, 07:13:28 am »
So I am really into the anime Azumanga Daioh right now, it is so.. random.  Kinda like this post.  I really want to get the scary kitty that bites Sakaki's hand though, it would be such a cute plushie!

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« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2006, 05:34:57 pm »
midori days is one of the craziest animes I've ever seen... how can one decide to create a whole manga series with a girl as his right hand?!
ca-raazzy.....
"how can you call it luv when it's with your right hand?" lmao funny stuff
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2006, 05:41:09 pm »
Has anyone else heard of 'Karas'? I think it looks really good... I can't wait to see it!

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« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2006, 11:23:10 pm »
How many people have watchewd Ikkitousen just for the fan service?

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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2006, 11:25:26 pm »
im bored tired and very talkitive

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« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2006, 04:28:39 am »
I have jew, hobo and i yelled out fan service every second it came up
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« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2006, 07:51:06 pm »
Quote from: "Waffles"
I have jew, hobo and i yelled out fan service every second it came up

There is no point for this quote other than to tell you your sig rocks. Yatta!!!

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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2006, 08:53:32 pm »
one question whats with chuck norris if that is how you spell his last name

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« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2006, 09:28:36 pm »
There is a list of Chuck Norris "facts" circulating around the internet that are rather entertaining.  Someone got very bored one day, and decided to amuse the hell out of the rest of us.  Do a Google search on "Chuck Norris Facts."  You'll see what I mean.

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« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2006, 09:42:00 am »
Put the chicken in the pot, make chicken pot pie!
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« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2006, 01:56:48 pm »
so my grandma and I were at this chinese buffet and after we got billed we got our fortune cookies.... hers said, "a carrot a day MAY keep cancer  away."
I don't know why I thought it was so funny but I couldn't stop laughing.... she didn't find it as amusing as I did lol, oh well, she let me keep it XD
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« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2006, 05:44:19 pm »
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so my grandma and I were at this chinese buffet and after we got billed we got our fortune cookies.... hers said, "a carrot a day MAY keep cancer  away."
I don't know why I thought it was so funny but I couldn't stop laughing.... she didn't find it as amusing as I did lol, oh well, she let me keep it XD

That reminds me of this one time I went to Taco Bell with some friends. On the sauce packets, they have these stupid little quotes, and one said "When I grow up, I want to be a waterbed." It was really funny, and I really don't know why, right? Haha.

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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2006, 09:53:12 am »
Down at an English fair,
One evening I was there,
When I heard a showman shouting
Underneath the flare:

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts.
There they are a-standin' in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead!
Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist,
That's what the showman said.

Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts.
Hevery ball yer throw will make me rich.
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singin' "roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a boll, singin' roll a-bowl a ball a penny a pitch!

Instumental

I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts (They're lovely!)
There they are a standing in a row.
(One, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
(And bigger)
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats what the showman said.

Now that hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch of coconuts.
(La-da-de-da-da)
Hevery ball you throw will make me rich.
(Have a banana)
There stands me wife, the idol of me life,
Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!

All together now!

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
(Harmony!)
Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
Roll a-bowl a ball, roll a-bowl a ball, singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch.

Instumental

Singin' roll a-bowl a ball, a penny a pitch!
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