Dastardly Blunderbuss Slappy at yer service! Though me mum always said that me Christian name be Furious.
Now Squinty, ye may have it rough, not all of us can have a name like me darling lass Bloody Spyglass the Well Endowed! Ye've got to get used ta what the world gives ye, so yer ready to take what the world give te everybody else!
Yar har!