That Awkward Moment When...

[Cassiopeia]

That awkward moment when you tell your film studies teacher who hates LA and Hollywood that you're missing his class to go to the graduation of your brother who is in LA studying to make films and be a part of Hollywood...

This awkward moment is something that I envision happening next week.


This thread is for telling everyone about your awkward moments. Please share.

[StarryShay]

That awkward moment when you are practicing a Japanese pop dance in front of a reflective window, and you realize your Principal is on the other side watching.

[superjaz]

that weird moment when you move away from home and your mom calls wanting to know where you live now

[Saki-the-cat]

That awkward moment when your Grandma says "we should hang out."

[Pots]

Its awkward when you still shop at Kids Gap and the clerk asks you who you are buying the clothes for. o u O


... and you tell her they are for yourself.

[reppy]

I used to like to try and bait people into saying something inflammatory about a group of people, and then get offended and claim to be one of the people they just disparaged.

[DemonSpawn]

That awkward moment when you think someone's kidding and they're not.


That awkward moment when your mom tells you it's okay to get laid/drunk on prom night. (Seriously, mom? Seriously?)


That awkward moment when you think you're alone in the kitchen and you start jamming to your iPod (complete with singing and dancing) and your mom's boyfriend comes up the stairs without you noticing.


That awkward moment when you have to explain why you're under the livingroom table.



My life is kind of full of these.

[Jacob_Blackfeather]

The akward moment moment when you hear your parents doing the jiggy upstairs but don't want to tell them to be quiet.

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

The awkward moment when you hear loud squeaky and soft banging noises from the apartment above you...and your boyfriend asks if he should shout up to them.

[@random]

[Mew*Haruko]

That really awkward moment when you accidentally gleek all over your boyfriend.

[superjaz]

That really awkward moment when you accidentally gleek all over your boyfriend.

Accidentally.... 

[DancingTofu]

That awkward moment when I get hit on by more guys at Sakuracon than girls.

At least at MEW Con I had an even balance!

[reppy]

Pretty sure you meant to type "awesome" but it's alright I forgive you.

[fleur_fraise]

That awkward moment when you're in your teacher's classroom while other students take a test and you plug your headphones in to watch some of Cracked's "Worst Child Movie Ripoffs" and you press play only to realize your plugged your headphones into the wrong area and everyone can hear the video.

fml fml fml

[DancingTofu]

That awkward moment when you're in your teacher's classroom while other students take a test and you plug your headphones in to watch some of Cracked's "Worst Child Movie Ripoffs" and you press play only to realize your plugged your headphones into the wrong area and everyone can hear the video.

fml fml fml

At least you weren't watching something grossly inappropriate

[fleur_fraise]

No, just awful voice acting from a children's movie.

[Brotakus]

That awkward moment when someone on your buss wants to know about the red wig.

That awkward moment when you are playing magic the gathering and a little old lady sais that you are of the devil.

That awkward moment when a little kid grabs a sword off your porch and takes it to school...and the cops want to know why it was there...

[jaybug]

Wait a second, you have a film studies teacher that hates Hollywood? Am I the only one who thinks this is an oxymoron? Or is your teacher solely in love with French films? Except Amelie, hates that one right? Adores Mr. Hulot's Holiday! Well I do too. but...I wish you were filming that.

Have you hooked your brother up with Rem Saverem? She's in the biz.

[otakunobody]

That awkward moment when you have to explain to your dad,who sees you as his precious baby girl,why you want to dress and look like a guy

[reppy]

That awkward moment when you have to explain to a co-worker why there's a picture of you in a pink dress on your Facebook profile. 

[DemonSpawn]

I posted this on facebook but it belongs here.


That awkward moment when your teacher sees you pretend to eat a fake donut. He looked at me and was like "..... I am not talking to you anymore." My friend and I were laughing sooooo hard.

[reppy]

He's jelly like a donut.

[otakunobody]

Here's another.

That awkward moment when you catch yourself dancing to a song thats in your head at lunch and you realize your vice-principal had been watching and had sorta joined in.

[Wrath-Chan19]

all those awkward moments when you start dancing in the middle of the school hallways because your friend got music from Chicago stuck in your head

[DancingTofu]

That awkward moment when you have to explain to a co-worker why there's a picture of you in a pink dress on your Facebook profile. 

The twice as awkward moment when you have to explain the same thing to your grandma.

[Cassiopeia]

My awkward moment, it happened.
He guessed my brother was going to become a seal clubber ahahhaa

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment when you have try to explain cosplay without sounding like a dork

[superjaz]

when your cashering and the the person your helping asks since you have black nail polish on, are you a devil worshiper

[soundninja12]

That awkward moment when you're writing the name of the person you like in cursive on your desk and the person next to you mutters "Austin? I know him."
Fff-

That awkward moment when the kid that sits in front of you turns around and says; "You look like a drummer"
... Wat

That awkward moment when someone bumps the poof ball on your hat and you turn around and scream at them without thinking first o.<;;

[tofutakeout]

The awkward moment when you walk into the mens section of a department store full of guys as you look for clothes for yourself.

I love my new t-shirt. ♥

[Cassiopeia]

That awkward moment when, as a senior, you realize you have a crush on a freshman.

ಠ_ಠ

[Tanuki19]

That awkward moment when someone from your english class sees you combing through the manga section, freaking out about which manga to buy. ....and they think your name is Katie... and your best friend is standing there like "Who is Katie?"

[reppy]

That awkward moment when, as a senior, you realize you have a crush on a freshman.

ಠ_ಠ

Omg creeper! 

[DancingTofu]

That awkward moment when your new job requires you to cut off all your hair and look absolutely hideous. :/

[sandrobotticelli]

That awkward moment when you realize you're Scottish and therefore cannot be a beautiful Indian woman.

[Tanuki19]

that awkward moment when you tip your speaker over and worry that the sound will come out sideways.

[The_Emo_Schemer]

That awkward moment when you're having an argument out loud with yourself and you think no one's around, and really, they are. And they're staring and smirking. >_>

[DancingTofu]

That awkward moment when you're 1 cent short at the grocery store D:

[7thRingOfSkittles]

That awkward moment when something awkward is said and that awkward silence follows. How awkward.

[fleur_fraise]

That awkward moment when something awkward is said and that awkward silence follows. How awkward.

AWKWARD

[oslapedo]

That awkward moment when you go to a minimart for a Klondike bar but all you have are $100 bills...

[StarryShay]

That awkward moment when you have red paint all over your hands, and the guys at Subway asks if you killed somebody.

[Blender]

That awkward moment when your mum finds very explicit yaoi manga under your bed...

[reppy]

Errrr.. xDDDDDD Yep, I think that qualifies as "awkward".

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment when you're 1 cent short at the grocery store D:

I HATE THAT!

@blender: That's why I'm not going to buy any of that until I'm out of the house

[DemonSpawn]

That awkward moment when your mom thinks fairy wand = harry potter wand. >.>

[Wrath-Chan19]

that awkward moment when your dad acts like a fangirl...

[agpgirl]

(not trying to be racist, since i'm Asian already, but this does happen a lot, especially when i'm with a lot of Caucasian friends >.>)

That awkward moment at a Chinese restaurant and you don't know what the waitress is saying so you just look around the table and nod your head a lot .__.

[DancingTofu]

That awkward moment when you cut off all your hair and become mortal.

[Cassiopeia]

The awkward moment when you're told that the bin you've been throwing your trash into for a couple days is actually supposed to be for recycling, and the trash is somewhere else..

[Dubaby]

My work is just one giant akward event.... my coworkers like to ask me weird questions and often create ridiculous rumors, leading to some interesting chats.

- That akward moment when my coworkers ask me why I don't talk about my husband or wear my wedding ring. (I'm not married)

- When they all decide that the kid my friend came in with is my son, and the ensuing questions about teen pregnancy. (I don't have a kid)

- The hour long debate about why I'm asexual.... (because apparently that's the only reasonable explanation for why I'm single... wtf)

- Being cornered by my coworkers and asked why I'm losing weight if I'm pregnant, and if I'm anorexic. (Both false.)

- The extremely akward moments caused by my coworker who has decided I should have a baby, talks to me about pregnancy stuff, and asks me questions like what I'm looking for in a "baby daddy."

FML.....

[DemonSpawn]

That awkward moment when you realize that you talk to yourself.... out loud... and use a variety of different voices. Packing and lack of sleep is making me crazy guys.

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment when you cut off all your hair and become mortal.

OH NOES!!!

[Tanuki19]

That awkward moment where you spend ten minutes debating whether or not to buy a Snivy Pokemon plushie and then when you finally turn a corner to look at something else, you hear a five year old talking to his mom about all the Pokemon stuff and what he should get so you hide behind the corner and glare at him, making sure he doesn't buy the Snivy.

[DancingTofu]

My work is just one giant akward event.... my coworkers like to ask me weird questions and often create ridiculous rumors, leading to some interesting chats.

- That akward moment when my coworkers ask me why I don't talk about my husband or wear my wedding ring. (I'm not married)

- When they all decide that the kid my friend came in with is my son, and the ensuing questions about teen pregnancy. (I don't have a kid)

- The hour long debate about why I'm asexual.... (because apparently that's the only reasonable explanation for why I'm single... wtf)

- Being cornered by my coworkers and asked why I'm losing weight if I'm pregnant, and if I'm anorexic. (Both false.)

- The extremely akward moments caused by my coworker who has decided I should have a baby, talks to me about pregnancy stuff, and asks me questions like what I'm looking for in a "baby daddy."

FML.....

Your coworkers are jerks D:  Some of that stuff sounds pretty harrassment-y

[Cassiopeia]

That awkward moment when you feel uncomfortable personally asking your teacher to come over to your house to chill, and you spend lots of time just standing there next to them not really knowing what to say when you really just want to invite them over and can't get it out. ugh

[Cassiopeia]

Guys why is my life so awkward

[flyinvee11]

That awkward moment when someone tells you they like you and you're like, "Oh. Um....that's.....cute?"

[Venusgate]

that awkward moment when your dad acts like a fangirl...

reminds me of a certain robot chicken... hmmm...

That awkward moment at a Chinese restaurant and you don't know what the waitress is saying so you just look around the table and nod your head a lot .__.

That awkward moment when you have to ask for chopsticks at an Asian food restaurant...


That awkward moment when someone who you've tried to leave in the past asks you for your new phone number so they can call you...


That awkward moment when someone asks to see what you've been drawing/writing... before you've finished...

[Tanuki19]

That awkward moment when you come downstairs to see your mom playing your xbox and failing at it so all you can do is walk away to keep from exploding.

[lychee-twist]

Hey, your mom is cool for even trying that That's awesome!

That awkward moment when you accidentally call the teacher "Mom".

[DancingTofu]

That awkward moment when someone tells you they like you and you're like, "Oh. Um....that's.....cute?"

That's what you get for being a sexy guitar man ;P


That awkward moment when you show up 4 hours late to a 5-hour-long party

That even more awkward moment when you show up 3 hours late for a 2-hour-long meeting

That extremely awkward moment when you show up for a class that happened yesterday

[soundninja12]

That awkward moment when you're at a graduation party with the boy you went to prom with's family and they're convinced the two of you guys are going to get married and have babies. I didn't have the heart to tell them that I'm gay.

[Raveen92]

That awkward moment when you realize you're going to be homeless in less than a month.

[lychee-twist]

That awkward moment when someone says something completely worrying and serious, and you want to post but don't really know what to say.

[Tanuki19]

Hey, your mom is cool for even trying that That's awesome!

she is just so bad at it!! XD it physically hurts me.

That awkward moment when your brother is texting you and through the powers of deduction, you realize he is inside your house.

[Raveen92]

That awkward moment that after having a bad day this happens: http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150214427627978&id=697312977&notif_t=feed_comment

[lychee-twist]

The awkward moment when a Facebook link doesn't work?

[Venusgate]

That awkward moment when you put a heap of hot steamy rice into your mouth, and your face blows up like a balloon until you cough and rice falls out your nose...

I have no experience with this

[Titus_Love_Doll]

That awkward moment when you head butt and someone on accedent reaching for a box of mac and chess in the store and relized it was some kid you bullied in junior high ...

[@random]

That awkward moment when someone says something completely worrying and serious, and you want to post but don't really know what to say.

That awkward moment when someone points out something worrying and serious, and you wish you could help but you don't really know what to say either.

[Jacob_Blackfeather]

The akward moment when someone calls you fat but they are bigger then you

[Venusgate]

That awkward moment when you show up to the cashier and all you needed to buy was a can of Raid, some fishing hooks, and corn on the cob. *poker face*

[flyinvee11]

That awkward moment when you go to a fast food place, you're about to order, then you see someone coughing/sneezing/wiping their hands on their jeans in the kitchen and you're like, "Uh, nevermind. I'll make something at home, actually..."

[Tanuki19]

That awkward moment when you're in the McDonald's drive through and you see they have Pokemon Happy Meal toys and you start yelling "MOM, THEY HAVE POKEMON TOYS IN THE HAPPY MEALS!! GET ME ONE!!! I NEED THE POKEMON TOYS!!!!!" and you're sure that the people on the other side of the intercom can hear you.

GUESS WHERE I'M GOING FOR LUNCH TOMORROW.

[Mew*Haruko]

That awkward moment when you crack a hilarious joke and everyone laughs, then someone makes a smart-alic comment and is a total buzzkill.

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment when that "Anti-virus software" that you had just download because you thought your computer told you to was actually a virus

[lychee-twist]

That awkward moment where you get a Bachelor's degree in Asian Art History and fail an Animation Art History class ><;;

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Titus_Love_Doll]

Awjward moment is when you go to ask your mom something and relize its your uncel and not your mom standing there

[DancingTofu]

That awkward moment when you text your friend to see if they want to hang out, then pass out 10 minutes later and wake up to a missed call and 3 unread text messages wondering whether you're still coming over

[soundninja12]

That awkward moment when people that should definitely hate you, don't hate you even in the slightest, and people that shouldn't hate you at all, do.

[Titus_Love_Doll]

Awjward moment when you are really mad at someone and want to yell at them and ask them why but theres to many people there to day it

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment when someone you hated or don't don't even remember from elementary school say hi to you at the bus, and they most likely remember you because of your hair

[Jacob_Blackfeather]

the akward moment when someone is ripping off someone else's original character

[DancingTofu]

That awkward moment when that "Anti-virus software" that you had just download because you thought your computer told you to was actually a virus

Any time your computer tells you to download a specific anti-virus software program, it's a virus.  No legitimate virus program will self-install, and any time you see ads for a virus program, it's probably not worth what it costs.

I currently run scans every couple days with MALWAREBYTE'S and AD-AWARE; if you install both of those, they both have functional free versions and neither one's a processor or RAM leech.  Also, I've found that between the two of them they can find pretty much every virus you can catch and both have dynamic databases.

[lychee-twist]

The biggest virus going around right now gets downloaded from a pop-up that says "Windows Security" and is very nasty and convincing. I've gotten the pop up a couple of times myself, which is funny because I use a Mac. Anyways, so long as you don't click it at all, you should be alright.

When you do get it, it might not let you close your browser so be sure to Cntrl+Alt+Delete to go a user screen, click "Task Manager", and force quit your internet browser. If you're using a Mac, click the Apple icon in the upper left corner, click "Force Quit", and click the browser.

If anyone has any better suggestions, probably a good idea to start a new thread ^^;

That awkward moment where you're trying to be helpful and get off-topic.

[Titus_Love_Doll]

awake moment when they talk about the same virus that made your old computer die ... =.=

[Dubaby]

That awkward moment when I see my friend I've known for ever 10 years in burlesque for the first time....

[Tanuki19]

that awkward moment when you're in the middle of asking your mom if she checked the mail when you realize its sunday.

[MiriaRose]

That awkward moment when that "Anti-virus software" that you had just download because you thought your computer told you to was actually a virus

Any time your computer tells you to download a specific anti-virus software program, it's a virus.  No legitimate virus program will self-install, and any time you see ads for a virus program, it's probably not worth what it costs.

I currently run scans every couple days with MALWAREBYTE'S and AD-AWARE; if you install both of those, they both have functional free versions and neither one's a processor or RAM leech.  Also, I've found that between the two of them they can find pretty much every virus you can catch and both have dynamic databases.

Tanis had a guide on how to get rid of viruses, too. Also, Avast! is free and pretty awesome.

[Tanuki19]

That awkward moment when you're trying to explain something to a friend and they just aren't getting it.

[lychee-twist]

That awkward moment when I see my friend I've known for ever 10 years in burlesque for the first time....

The awesome moment when your friend of ten years comes to watch you do burlseque for the first time
I bet they appreciated it a lot, Dubaby.

[Dubaby]

That awkward moment when I see my friend I've known for ever 10 years in burlesque for the first time....

The awesome moment when your friend of ten years comes to watch you do burlseque for the first time
I bet they appreciated it a lot, Dubaby.

She started doing pin-up/burlesque modeling recently, so I didn't go to a show or anything, but she showed me all of her favorite pictures from her recent shoots. I'm happy she's doing something she likes, I just wasn't prepared for the few near nude shots mixed in. They looked awesome though! lol.

[lychee-twist]

Burlesque is something special. I saw a burlesque show once and loved it. It was so cheeky and fun.

The awkward moment where you're at work, and you have to tell a customer that their zipper is down.

[Jacob_Blackfeather]

the awkward moment when your talking to your dad and he jokingly says your abducted

[soundninja12]

That awkward moment when your mouth is bleeding and your mom makes fun of you for making out with people :/

[flyinvee11]

That awkward moment when someone posts, and you write up a HILARIOUS reply, but then you read it again and think "that's really not funny," so you erase it and type something else, but it isn't funny either, and eventually you just close the window instead of showing everyone how un-funny you are.

[Venusgate]

That awkward moment when someone posts, and you write up a HILARIOUS reply, but then you read it again and think "that's really not funny," so you erase it and type something else, but it isn't funny either, and eventually you just close the window instead of showing everyone how un-funny you are.

^this happens to me, but more often i think, "wow, I'm an a-hole," and chose to skip the thread

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment when the cat you had for 3 years, thought was a girl, and named it Tifa turns out to actually be a neutered male cat and the vet had to dig around for a while to confirm it.

[Jacob_Blackfeather]

the awkward moment when a cat is named tifa because he didn't have the balls.

Black~Rose I heart your cat just saying :3

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment when someone posts, and you write up a HILARIOUS reply, but then you read it again and think "that's really not funny," so you erase it and type something else, but it isn't funny either, and eventually you just close the window instead of showing everyone how un-funny you are.

Yeah I did that about 5 seconds ago...

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment when I realized I really should have named my cat Kadaj because since it is not female it can no longer be deemed an attention whore.. It is now a momma's boy because the only person's attention he really tries to get is mine most of the time.

[DancingTofu]

That awkward moment when you realize that the reason cute girls keep glancing at you is because you're dressed like a blind hobo.

[Venusgate]

That awkward moment when you pause a conversation because you have to sneeze... and it doesn't come out. Then like 10 seconds later you sneeze all over everyone.

[Jacob_Blackfeather]

the awkward moment when your trying to clip a cat's nails and they try to bite you and you call them an obscene name.

[kit2kit]

That awkward moment where your at your first con and you have your cousin with you on the 2nd day who doesnt have his badge yet so you walk up to a lady that you thought you recognized that worked at the reg table the day before to explain the situation but then it turns out they were just another regular con goer.

[Raveen92]

that awkward moment when your hungry and walk into the kitchen and fugure out you don't want to eat.

[Darknight2433]

The awkward moment when you want to post pictures on Facebook, but you can't, since you're doing something illegal.

:|

[Black~Rose]

The awkward moment when you want to post pictures on Facebook, but you can't, since you're doing something illegal.

:|

hahahaha

[KHking]

That awkward moment when your best friend is dating someone, and their mom asks them who initiated the relationship, and they have to answer "Zash". Way to go truth or dare.

[soundninja12]

That awkward moment when the person Zash was posting about was me xD

[Tacosu]

That awkward moment when you're at work, you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and you start saying things to yourself like "The person you are trying to reach is currently working ..."

... and then you look up and realize there is somebody at the pastry case who likely heard the entire thing.

[Black~Rose]

The awkward moment when you are doing zumba for the wii and your mom comes in and starts talking to you while your trying to do it so you feel ridiculous and end up just hitting the pause button.

[Dubaby]

That awkward moment when a customer tells me I'm cute... and then asks me if I've ever considered "expertimenting" with a couple, as her and her boyfriend slide me their number with their cash.....

The situation started off flattering, and then quickly took a nose dive into awkward. They were a cute couple though so I'll still take the compliment. LoL.

[Tobis A Good Boy]

That awkward moment when you walk into the males bathroom on your first con and you quickly hide in the stall till the bathrooms empty again.

[Tanuki19]

That awkward moment when your older brother says he wants to got to Kumoricon with you some year and you start listing off a bunch of characters you want him to cosplays as.
[lets just say, we settled on Shaun from Shaun of the Dead XDDDD]

[7thRingOfSkittles]

That awkward moment when your screaming at the TV while playing video games, called it various obscenities and all around being weird... only to realize your mic is on.

[Saki-the-cat]

That awkward moment when you feel something crawling up your leg, then realize that it's just your pants.

[lychee-twist]

the awkward moment when your trying to clip a cat's nails and they try to bite you and you call them an obscene name.

You should get some cute kitty nail caps!


That awkward moment when you're in an elevator, and you try to hold it in, but that fart just hisses out against your will.

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment when your fat cat wants to jump on your lap and you don't want it to happen because you know it will hurt so you go to get up but he does it anyways and you just gotta help him out to lessen the damage to your leg.

[Mew*Haruko]

That awkward moment when someone compliments your friends 'custom shoes' when your friend really STOLE the idea from you.

That awkward moment when your dad's girlfriend wants to argue about the dumbest things, then brings you into the conversation ARGUMENT by saying: "Oh yeah? Well your daughters hate me."
We wouldn't hate you as much if you didn't do that, you stupid b****

[Wrath-Chan19]

I am sorry Mew, DAMN FRIENDS STEALING IDEAS!!! (I've had that happened before)

That awkward moment when your ex in 7th grade who was a womanizing jerk asks you out again only because when he asked everyone else out they turned him down.

[@random]

(Warning, horrible pun ahead)

Just an idea for how to handle Douchebag-kun, Wrath... tell him that you'll think about it, but you've got a friend named Helen Waite who he might want to ask out first. Feel free to elaborate on how cute she is, how she's his type, etc.

Then tell him that if he wants you to go out with him again, first he should "go to Helen Waite".

[soundninja12]

^ Random, that is fantastic and I think I love you xD

That awkward moment when you get out of the shower and realize you forgot your towel D:

[Wrath-Chan19]

(Warning, horrible pun ahead)

Just an idea for how to handle Douchebag-kun, Wrath... tell him that you'll think about it, but you've got a friend named Helen Waite who he might want to ask out first. Feel free to elaborate on how cute she is, how she's his type, etc.

Then tell him that if he wants you to go out with him again, first he should "go to Helen Waite".

I haven't seen him in years, but I will keep this in mind. It was weird I was the first person he asked out at the school (on the like the 3rd day of school) and yet I was the 3rd biggest Loser of the school

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment when Aerith runs into Sephiroth in the Lifestream

XD Sorry had to.

[Jacob_Blackfeather]

the awkward moment when you don't know what sex that character really is...

[Tanuki19]

The awkward moment when you're friend is having a serious conversation with you and all you can do is relate it to Mass Effect to fully understand what they're saying.

[@random]

That awkward moment when Aerith runs into Sephiroth in the Lifestream

XD Sorry had to.

ROFL! 

Yeah, that's going to be awkward...

[Blender]

That awkward moment when the person you went to con with makes a bunch of new friends at con and they all completely ignore you and then they ditch you and leave you alone at your first con and you have no idea what to do so you walk around like and idiot.

[Wrath-Chan19]

^ Jerks

[Blender]

Yeah...some people...

[DancingTofu]

That actually happened to me my first con...didn't take too long to just meet new people to chill with and I actually connected with someone at that con who has been one of my best friends since.  Also, can't really blame my sister for ditching me to go do fun things because I was just hanging out in the game room playing DDR 90% of the time I was there.


That awkward moment when you get to the end of the month and you still don't have money for rent. :C

[Tobis A Good Boy]

That awkward moment when you get lost in the garage and can't find your way out for 2 hours and finally stalk a sephiroth cosplayer you met earlier till they tell you how to get out then spend another 30 minutes still trying to find your way out.

Also DancingTofu my little sister calls you mumbles from happy feet. XD

[lychee-twist]

That awkward moment where for the five months you've known your long-haired, beared boyfriend, he shows up at your doorstep having completely shaved and chopped all of his hair off without telling you.

I kissed him and felt like I was cheating. He looks soooo different!

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment where for the five months you've known your long-haired, beared boyfriend, he shows up at your doorstep having completely shaved and chopped all of his hair off without telling you.

I kissed him and felt like I was cheating. He looks soooo different!

LMAO! I know what you mean, my boyfriend went a long time without shaving and when he finally did he looked sooo different.

[lychee-twist]

How long did it take you to get used to it?

That awkward moment when you have to ask fifteen times what someone's ordering at your work, and you just can't hear them.

[Tanuki19]

that awkward moment when you're talking to a friend and  you run out of things to say so you go back to saying "hey."

[soundninja12]

That awkward moment when you're watching 'The L Word' and your dad comes upstairs and seems convinced you're watching porn.

[Wrath-Chan19]

That Awkward moment when a male straight friend won't stop talking about how hot our friend's drawing of her two male OC's having sexy times (also one is a shota and the seme's adoptive nephew) and then finds my innocent drawing of my two female OC's kissing

[Tobis A Good Boy]

That awkward moment when the elevator is so full you can't move and some lady and her husband try to get in and everyones yelling theres no room and they come into the elevator anyways.

[Vexenification]

That awkward moment when you start talking to your sister about a new manga that just came out, then having your mother jump in and know exactly what your talking about.

[MiriaRose]

That awkward moment when you're in a lesbian relationship and your girlfriend says "What, assuming that all gay people have the same boy/girl archetype as we do?". 

[sandrobotticelli]

That awkward moment when someone gets mad at you because they find out you're straight. Sorry hon ^^;

[Tobis A Good Boy]

That awkward moment when you stay the night at a friends house and they snuggle you in their sleep.

That awkward moment when some creepy guy start talking about his food channel on youtube outside of a convention. {Kumoricon 2009}

That awkward moment when a pastor is handing out bibles outside your school and refuses to give you one because you have only one earring on making him think your gay. {This year}

That awkward moment when your telling your friends about a nightmare you had about your dad and your brother in bed together and that cute guy you like walks passed hearing every word, comes back over to you and says "You have F***ed up dreams"

That awkward moment when its your first day of sophmore year and your friend says your scitzophrenic and you Yell "I am not scitzophrenic" And some guy turns around and knocks on your head. not seeing you friend who suddenly hid under the table and goes. "You sure?"

lol that should be good till tomorrow

{These are not made up just in case you guys are wondering O-o}

[lychee-twist]

Tobis, I really hope that the person who knocked you on your head was a complete stranger. XD

[Tanuki19]

That awkward moment when you're half asleep and you ask your friend to hand you your phone but you just end up dropping it on their face and falling back asleep.

[Sorry, Birdo! XD hope that doesn't bruise]

[lychee-twist]

That awkward moment when you start making lattes in your dreams.

[Spontaneous]

That awkward moment when a hobo comes and sits next to you and your friends on a picnic bench and starts talking nonsense... :|

[Tobis A Good Boy]

He was. XD

That awkward moment when your friend keeps trying to molest you with her feet at the library {happened today <.<}

[Darknight2433]

The awkward moment when every single friend of mine's parents think I have a crush on their kid.

Hey, dumb excuse for a human, I touch everyone that way.

[MiriaRose]

That awkward moment when someone blocks you on Facebook and you've only spoken to them twice.

[soundninja12]

That awkward moment when you're wearing a wig and your friend starts flirting really heavily with you, and you find out later that it took him a while to realize you were you and not some hot new CIT >.>

[Blender]

That awkward moment when you're at the park with a friend and your tells you to go push the little kid you don't know on the swing.

[fleur_fraise]

That awkward moment when someone blocks you on Facebook and you've only spoken to them twice.

That awkward moment when someone you thought you were friends with blocks you on facebook and refuses to tell you why and your other friends "DON'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED" and there's nothing to get involved in.

Then that awesome moment that follows when you realize they were actually really annoying and you're glad you don't have to deal with them anymore.

[lychee-twist]

That awkward moment when someone asks you for your facebook, and you're really private about it but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. Friended my parents, and I suddenly stopped cussing.

That awkward moment where you just can not spell "awkward". Or "restaurant" for that matter.

[kit2kit]

That awkward moment when you thought that youve seen Beauty and the Beast long ago but just dont remember most of it but then 10 years later find out it was only the Christmas Speical Sequal.

[Darknight2433]

The awkward moment when your mother stares you down whenever you undress in the living room to 'monitor your growth.'

Uh.

[Jacob_Blackfeather]

the awkward moment when your talking to your friends on webcam and your mom starts talking about sex.

[Black~Rose]

the awkward moment when your talking to your friends on webcam and your mom starts talking about sex.

and the awkward moment when you're one of those friends.

[lychee-twist]

That awkward moment when you see a gay guy in a fantastic cosplay of a character you don't know, and you're disappointed when it turns out that character is not a gay guy as well. She'd be so much more awesome if she was a gay dude!

[KHking]

That awkward moment when you're sulking along to some Silent Hill OST, and then High School Musical comes on.

[lychee-twist]

That awkward moment when your boyfriend puts his hand on your mom's waist thinking it was you.

Well, it was awkward for him. Mom and I just laughed.

[Dubaby]

That awkward moment when a someone you've known since you were 5 feels you up at a party because they didn't recognize you from behind and haven't seen you since middle school......

..... and the ensuing awkwardness as he slowly begins to realize who you are, and has a mini life-crisis because he has just now realized you are NOT perpetually 12 years old.

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment when you accidentally walk in on your boyfriends mom going to the bathroom >.<

And the ensuing awkwardness as she assures you its ok because there's nothing she has that you dont and you have to assure her that you did not see anything and you are super sorry.

[soundninja12]

That award moment when you find 'The Art of Sexual Ecstasy: The Path of Sacred Sexuality for Western Lovers' while looking for a book in my dad's bookshelf.
I think I would have preferred porn, at least that would mean that he didn't need some sort of help.
D':

[Wrath-Chan19]

Those awkward moments when your friend is dating your best bud friend and are being clingy as hell and you can just feel how awkward it is for your best friend.
The sad thing is that all of his girlfriends have broken up with him because he was too clingy and yet HE IS STILL CLINGY!!!
non stop hugs, being right next to them all the time, bringing them flowers, drawing pictures and writing poems...
A living Cyrano, minus the smarts

[lychee-twist]

That awkward moment when you're sad to find out that a character you thought was a gay man was really a woman and then that AWESOME moment when that woman was actually a gay man!

Izabella from Paradise Kiss, I <3 you!

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

That awkward moment when you find porn sites in your browser history on your laptop and you weren't the one who went there.

[Darknight2433]

The awkward moment when your parents think you're looking at porn, when it's actually their web history you accidentally clicked on. 

[Titus_Love_Doll]

The awkward moment when you figure out that your fav dress no longer fits you and you booty is showing o.o and you dont relize it when your at the store

[Dubaby]

That awkward moment when a guy I went on a date with 2 years ago (I haven't seen since) comes into my work and remarks how cool it is that I got accepted into the school I wanted.... we aren't friends on facebook.... and we have no mutual friends...... so I'm left wondering how he got this info to begin with.

[DemonSpawn]

That award moment when you find 'The Art of Sexual Ecstasy: The Path of Sacred Sexuality for Western Lovers' while looking for a book in my dad's bookshelf.
I think I would have preferred porn, at least that would mean that he didn't need some sort of help.
D':

Porn isn't better, trust me. I found my mom's boyfriend's. So so so awkward.

[The_Emo_Schemer]

The awkward moment when someone says, "We need to talk." (Which I've never seen as a good sign) And so when you meet to talk, in your head you're freaking out and in a daze still, and not listening...
Then the first thing that's audible again is, "So are we still good?"
And then you stand there like an idiot and just say sure. =_='

[Wrath-Chan19]

Those awkward moments when your friends won't stop talking about (In detail) their mother's sex life that their mothers have told them and that I know both of their mothers...

Those Awkward moments when one of said friends like to shout "Gangbang" out of nowhere

[Tobis A Good Boy]

That awkward moment when your friend gives your crush of 13 years a piece of paper with your phone number on it. and they don't even remember who you are.

That awkward moment when your friends are talking about "Toys" and you sit their queitly because your A-sexual.

That awkward moment when your friends finally get you to swim then shout so everyone at the pool can hear "YOU HAVE BOOBS?" and they're not joking -_-;

[fleur_fraise]

That awkward moment when you try to redeem your iTunes gift card and the link you're supposed to click doesn't even exist.

Come on Apple, I want to buy stuff >:

[Nando-KiT]

the akward moment when you walk into you moms room, after asking to enter, and ask a question, then glance down at her boyfriends night stand to see condoms and .....flavored packages....of stuffs... its forever burned into my mind

the akward moment when you mom comes to you and ask if she can still get preggers after her woman parts removed....again burned into my head...

[otakunobody]

That awkward moment when the pizza delivery guy watches you watching him from the windows as two guys make out on the t.v. behind you.


(Or at least awkward for the delivery guy.Wierd/normal moment for my friends and I.)

[Blender]

That awkward moment when your girlfriends mom walks in on you and your girlfriend making out and her mom is total anti-gay and she already hated you before that anyway. Then she just says, "Let's leave the door open from now on." Then asks if you want some soup.

[Wrath-Chan19]

That sucks

Those awkward moments when when you attempt to hit your friend and you can't

[reppy]

That awkward moment when you're at your first Toastmasters meeting, you get up to introduce yourself and after about 30 seconds, have nothing left to say . . which results in that "frog stuck in your throat" sound as you try to say something and nothing comes out.



(Thankfully, I made it up when at the end of the meeting, I was asked to give my thoughts on my first experience at Toastmasters.  I stood up, said I enjoyed myself, and "I was glad that I got the whole 'make myself look like an idiot' thing out of the way, so it should be all uphill from here."

There were some lolz had, and then I spoke with several of the people from the group afterwards and felt really good about the whole experience.) ^^

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment in line for the pharmacy at Safeway when an older lady that was dressed very odd (she had her cap to the side like she was trying to look young and hip x_x) asks you how old you are because she insists that you must be just coming out of middle school... (I'm 19)

[Cassiopeia]

That awkward moment when you laugh while everyone is crying at Snape's death.



I'M NOT AN AWFUL PERSON. I was totally tearing up and almost crying, when a friend said "By Grabthar's hammer!" AND IT WAS SO PERFECT I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF, AND I FELT BAD

[Tanuki19]

That awkward moment when you have to sleep in a room with your 4 year old niece but you can't fall asleep because the girl snores like a wildebeest.

[soundninja12]

That awkward moment when a friend of yours' girlfriend walks in to his store, and asks to talk to him. You overhear them, and she's alerting him of the fact that they have chlamydia.
I had to go and hide and pretend I didn't hear them D:

[Griff_the_dragoon]

That akward moment when you come back on the forums and find it in a worse mess then you left it... who has done this!

[Ritsu-chan]

That awkward moment when you glomp your girlfriend from behind and kiss her cheek and an old lady yells that you're disgusting and then proceeds to walk around talking to your neighbors telling them that there are thirteen year old girls making out and she needs to talk to their mother. We're 20 =w=

The even more awkward moment when she knocks on your door a week later with two boxes of hostess cakes saying she's sorry for being so old and christian. lmao

[soundninja12]

Ritsu:
Awkward? How about AWESOME? xD
I would laugh so hard if an old lady came to my house apologizing for being old and Christian xD

[Raven]

That awkward moment when you are playing a Video Game (In my case, World of Warcraft) and talking to yourself about what you need to do next in the game, and your mother hears you and asks you who you're talking to ... XD;;

And That Awkward moment when you go out into your front yard by yourself in full cosplay to try and get some cosplay Profile pictures, thinking nobody is around and then your neighbour walks out into his front yard and sees you but quickly tries to prentend like he didn't!

[Ritsu-chan]

Ritsu:
Awkward? How about AWESOME? xD
I would laugh so hard if an old lady came to my house apologizing for being old and Christian xD

It was both lol she was so serious

[lychee-twist]

That awkward moment when you leave the forums to come back to DRAMAZ. What's this all about anyways? All of a sudden the mascot is jailed. I am confused and don't want to make judgements as I am usually prone to reacting in a "IT'S THE INTERNET FOR CHRISSAKE" way. I don't want to do that. Can anyone fill me in please?

[Saki-the-cat]

That awkward moment when you go and take to short nap and end up waking up six hours later.

[Tanuki19]

That awkward moment when you find your pet staring at you for an abnormally long time and the first thought that pops in your head is "OH GOD, THERE IS A GHOST BEHIND ME, ISN'T THERE?"

[Tobis A Good Boy]

That awkward moment when you go to a friends friends house to help them move and they go to shake your hand and your like "Uh..." Cus your right hands not supposed to be used because of the cast on your finger.

Had to shake with my left hand 5 times that week.

[otakunobody]

That awkward moment when you're standing off to the side as your friend tells your old 6th grade teacher that she's being a hampster,then bring you into the conversation and the teacher asks which animal you're going to be.

[The_Emo_Schemer]

That awkward moment when your music box randomly starts and plays just four notes very slowly and then stops. Creepy way to be woken up in the morning.

[maydrock]

that awkward moment when you show ur mom ur costume and she says u look like mr darsly from pride and prededus





that awkward moment when u crap urself on a loaded bus

no it did not happen to me i just had to say it

[soundninja12]

That awkward moment when you have a scab near your mouth and everyone looks at you like you have herpes.

[izamor]

⠀

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you're laughing at all these awkward moments and end up almost choking on an Altoids but luckily swallow it whole... you think...

That happily awkward moment when you show up on your over 7 year long distance (with visits of course) girlfriend's front door to completely surprise her for her birthday.

That awkward moment 1 month before permanently being together that she decides to break up with you for apparently not loving God enough.

That awkward moment when you found out after the breakup that 3 months after surprising her for her birthday which she claims was the happiest time of her life that she cheated on you.

That awkward moment trying to figure out what next to do with your life after all the planning and hard work falls apart.


lol, sorry to sound all depressing... **noms another Altoids**

That awkward moment when you forget what you were saying mid sentence.

That awkward moment when your co-worker hooks the car jumper cables up backwards on his side.

That awkward moment when you have to explain why someone who isn't you with the same name/age/ethnicity/height/town is in the obituaries.

That awkward moment when you forget your keys and cell phone in the car.

That awkward moment when the police stop by while you're using a hangar to try to unlock your car door... and then they try to help. Oh, and the awkward moment when they practically admit stealing your laptop just a week before but you know there will never be any proof.

That awkward moment when something like Akira is playing and some random person sees you watching it and decides to yell "pikachu!"

That awkward moment when you turn a paper in and either misspelt your name or forgot to put it on the paper altogether.

The awkward moment when you jump off the towing trailer and your pants split open at the car shop waiting for your car to be fixed for something you know is wrong and is a $2 part, having to go home to get another pair of pants just to find out they charge over $300 for parts and labor hours.

That awkward moment where your dad tries to do the Caramell Dance for all the wrong reasons.

That awkward moment when you realize your awkward moment list is too long for one post and that you need some sleep.

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you're 1 cent short at the grocery store D:

That awkward moment when you're the attendant selling you the item but don't have the 1 cent to lend them or the authority to let it go.

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment at a con and you see someone you've only talked to on the forums and you want to walk up to them say, "OH HAY! I'M ____ FROM THE FORUMS!" but feel that would be too awkward.

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment when someone you dont know calls you "mommy"

[TomtheFanboy]

That awkward moment when you quietly take a picture of a person while they are asleep and they open their eyes right after you finish taking their picture.

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when someone you dont know calls you "mommy"

That awkward moment when you're a guy that isn't crossplaying/crossdressing and that happens. (hasn't happened to me thank goodness...)

That awkward moment when a baby that isn't yours tries to nurse on you... (has happened to me...)

[Tanuki19]

That awkward moment when you're watching X-Men First Class with your mom and she tells you to "calm your hormones" because you say "hnnnnnng" and "hot hot hot hot hot hot" every time Erik comes on the screen.

SO THAT WAS MY DAY XD

[reppy]

That awkward moment every time you're shirtless and holding the cat and it tries to nurse on you! >:|

Fffffffff only ever does it to me for some reason!

[otakunobody]

That awkward moment when the parent behind you in line starts talking to her daughter behind you and you can hear her.
 I had a parent behind me when I was in line for a snowcone on day 3. She leaned over and,it was more of a stage whisper,proclaimed to her daughter:
   "That girl's wearing nylons over her panties" I stood there for another two minutes pretending I didn't hear her.I really wanted to turn around and explain my cospaly to her but thought better of it.

[Raveen92]

That awkward moment when you realize these forums don't have a like button

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you realize it isn't the voices in your head telling you to burn everything.

That awkward moment when you find out the cake is a lie.

[flyinvee11]

That awkward moment when you realize SO MANY PEOPLE took your picture at con, but nobody posted it online!

[thesirensings]

That awkward moment when you want to try flirting with someone you're starting to be interested in, but then you remember that people you flirt with have a tendency to never want to talk to you again. :/

That happens a lot.

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you want to try flirting with someone you're starting to be interested in, but then you remember that people you flirt with have a tendency to never want to talk to you again. :/

That happens a lot.

Ganbatte.

That awkward moment when you remember to put your socks on after you already have your shoes/boots on.

[TalaRedWolf33]

The awkward moment when you accidently call your teacher sweetie. And hun. And hunnie...  And it doesnt help that hes hotter than hell and drives a yellow lotus.

[GregAtlas]

The awkward moment when you're webcam chatting with your girlfriend and her mom walks by naked. >.<

The awkward moment when you realize that you've seen her mom naked but not your girlfriend.

[TomtheFanboy]

That awkward moment when you spend a whole thread arguing someone and tearing them apart and then visit another thread where they're the only one that defended your post.

[TalaRedWolf33]

The awkward moment when you realize that the person you fight with and argue with the most on the forums, is actually your boyfriend.

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment when someone you dont know calls you "mommy"

And even more awkward when it's a creepy guy who just randomly walks up to you and follows you
This happened to my friend on Day 0, she had followed our friend across the street as she tried to call her mom and this guy walks up to her and calls her mom and stuff then follows her back to the line.

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment every time you're shirtless and holding the cat and it tries to nurse on you! >:|

Fffffffff only ever does it to me for some reason!

LOL The claws must be the best part XD

[reppy]

For whom? ;-;

[Black~Rose]

sarcasm dear lol But the cat probably thinks highly of its Kneading ability

[izamor]

⠀

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you find lick marks on the stick of butter.

[TomtheFanboy]

That awkward moment when you see a hair and can't tell if it's a whisker or .... !

(only really applies to us bearded bros)

[otakunobody]

That awkward moment when your mom looks through your pictures on your camera and see your pictures from a yaoi photoshoot,which you happened to be in and have pictures of yourself on the camera.

[Wrath-Chan19]

^ Ouch, another reason I don't bring my own camera since we share it at my house

Those awkward moments when your parents won't stop bring up yaoi after you had sadly told them about it in your weebow middle school years

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you just get to work and then remember you left the oven on.

[Chromophobic]

The awkward moment when you post a picture of yourself on facebook from Kumoricon of you ontop of a girl that is the other end of the pairing that you're cosplaying as, and you forget that half the people you're friends with on Facebook is family... And they are all homophobic. ._. And one of them lives in the same house as you...

[TomtheFanboy]

You're on the phone with your mom and then drop something on your foot, curse at it, then keep talking before noticing the stunned silence on the other end of the phone.

[TalaRedWolf33]

@chromo  i know how that feels hun, im sorry.    Okay so, that awkward moment when youre on the bus with your headphones turned up all the way, and your phone rings and plays nine inch nails f-you like an animal at stereo level sound.

[RozenMaiden_Girl]

That really awkward moment when your grandma walks into your room talking about Howl's moving catlse and then asks you "Whats yaoi?"

That really awkward moment when your on your mom's computer and when you go under serch history you find the words '2 girls 1 cup' type in.

(Yeah, that happened to me)

[Black~Rose]

You're on the phone with your mom and then drop something on your foot, curse at it, then keep talking before noticing the stunned silence on the other end of the phone.

HAHAHAHAHA!! This made my day XD

[GregAtlas]

the awkward moment when you go take a shower for a special event and 2 minutes after getting out you're absolutely covered in cat fur...

Edit: not a Ramna 1/2 moment either.

[Dubaby]

That really awkward moment when I get a phone call from an unknown number, assume it's the cute guy I gave my number to like 10 minutes prior, and after 5 minutes of me trying to flirt and him acting all cool he says "Oh, Sarah." and I suddenly find out this is some dude named Chris, and he has the wrong number and thought I was his girlfriend......

Yeaaaahhhhh... he hung up pretty quick after that..... =/

[JRock]

That awkward moment when you're planning on joining the military after lying to your parents since 6th grade that you don't want to because they'd be so disappointed in you if you did.

ಠ_ಠ

That awkward moment when your parents go through your history and read some of the M rated yuri fanfics you just caught up on/finished...

ಠ_ಠ


f**k.

[TalaRedWolf33]

That awkward moment when you walk in on your over homophobic brother watching gay porn. You knew this day would come, but its still a shock.

[JRock]

That awkward moment when you walk in on your over homophobic brother watching gay porn. You knew this day would come, but its still a shock.

At least he isn't homophobic anymore? Hahaha...

That awkward moment when you try to point out the positives in an awkward situation, but it just makes it more awkward...

[TalaRedWolf33]

@JRock lol i know right

[JRock]

@JRock lol i know right

Always.

[reppy]

That awkward moment when you walk in on your over homophobic brother watching gay porn. You knew this day would come, but its still a shock.

I'm sure it was faaaaar more awkward for him. XD

[TalaRedWolf33]

@reppy Oh god I hope so lol for all the years of tormenting me for being bi

[reppy]

He was, uh, probably doing it for, um, a "research" project.  Yeah, yeah, that's it! 

[@random]

That awkward moment when you walk in on your over homophobic brother watching gay porn. You knew this day would come, but its still a shock.

At least he isn't homophobic anymore? Hahaha...

That awkward moment when you try to point out the positives in an awkward situation, but it just makes it more awkward...

Actually, you might be surprised at the number of closeted haters. Even though there's nothing wrong with someone for how they were born, there are a lot of people who grow up hearing that gay=evil from their friends, family, church, etc. If they grow up believing that there's something wrong with them for being themselves, they may grow to hate themself so much that they lash out at others. Or they may be in constant fear of being discovered, in which case they lash out at others to try to hide their secret. It's one of the more sad consequences of a society in which it's okay to hate someone for how they were born. 

(And then there's the awkward moment when someone takes an awkward moment and beats it into the ground instead of letting it go.)

[soundninja12]

That awkward moment when the person you gawked at and were in love with from afar last year is one of your best friends this year and the idea of kissing her rivals the idea of snogging my siblings.

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you give your shoes to your dad as a hand-me-down.

[princessmoon]

That awkward moment when you give your shoes to your dad as a hand-me-down.

^not too awkward. It occurs in my family.

There are four floors of elevator silence...

[Saki-the-cat]

That awkward moment when you're 15 and you realize that you're more mature then most 20-something-year-olds you've met.

[Romo]

That awkward moment where someone asks for a well known video game villain, you say 'Sephiroth', and they stare at you blankly.

[CyberIncision]

The awkward moment when your immediate family member comments on your lewd Facebook post.

[soundninja12]

That awkward moment when you make eye contact (like the "omg you're hot I want you kind) at someone in the hall, then never see them again
...
Where did she go?
D:

[The_Emo_Schemer]

 That awkward moment when you're sitting on a couch with two guys that like you and they know the other likes you, and no one is saying anything... =_=
- - - -
I pretended that I had gotten a call when I "went to the bathroom" and had to leave immediately to "help a friend."

[ishpumalibu]

That moment when you say "l word" and there's dead silence afterward. 

[CyberIncision]

That awkward moment when four people take your picture at con because they think your Paine is a Demyx.

[Wrath-Chan19]

^ Say wha? I know FFx-2 isn't as well known as Kingdom hearts, but Paine is in the game!

That awkwards moment when your friend won't stop being up the time that you were crushing on her. I'M STILL TRYING TO GET OVER THAT STOP BRINGING IT UP!

[otakunobody]

That awkward moment when you have three different close friends tell you they like you,and when a fourth one says she used to like you.
(All at different times,but still,awkward >.<)

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when the person in the urinal/stall next to you peeks over/under the barrier...


I seriously do not miss grades 1-12 lol.

[CyberIncision]

^ Say wha? I know FFx-2 isn't as well known as Kingdom hearts, but Paine is in the game!

Yep. It happened four times this year XD I dunno how, they don't look THAT much alike. They thought I was a bondage Demyx for realzies.


That awkward moment when the two guys at 7-11 pretend that the machine has broken down to get you to stay longer - even though you can see it working fine.

[Titus_Love_Doll]

your friend is stikcing their finger in your eyeball to put your contacts in

[Mew*Haruko]

The girl exchange student from Italy calls YOU adorable... o . o

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ufz5qep71Y

And then play it again with your eyes closed (no, it does not get any less awkward in English)

[Mew*Haruko]

Your dad starts playing pacman on the xbox.

[GregAtlas]

the awkward moment when that is an improvement over his other games...

[Raveen92]

That awkward moment and  you hold a knife and it's covered in your own blood and your for head is bleeding.

Please don't ask, and I'm ok now.

[TalaRedWolf33]

That awkward moment your older sister calls you and says she pooped her pants at work you laugh for an hour cuz you didnt realize that she had hung up.

[CyberIncision]

That awkward moment when your mom goes through your paypal -somehow- and questions your charges... and you're 20 and don't live with her.

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment your older sister calls you and says she pooped her pants at work you laugh for an hour cuz you didnt realize that she had hung up.

ugh... my "older" sister calls just to announce that... >.<

[Wrath-Chan19]

That Awkward moment when you and your friend are on the computers at school. You are looking at decent stuff and your friend is on Fanfiction.net
Mr. Trollface walks up and starts reading what we were looking at in a suggestive voice, then he stumbles upon something suggestive on her screen and falls out of his chair,

[GregAtlas]

"We're just exploring our imagination"

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment when a guy starts hitting on you in a store and you end up giving away your phone number even though your taken just because you want them to go away and not see the items you were purchasing (they were girl items).

I'm thinking I either get to play dumb or let my boyfriend answer the phone

[Psych]

That awkward moment when a guy starts hitting on you in a store and you end up giving away your phone number even though your taken just because you want them to go away and not see the items you were purchasing (they were girl items).

I'm thinking I either get to play dumb or let my boyfriend answer the phone

Aww. You could have given him the rejection hotline number. I don't have that memorized, though, so I don't know that you would have, either.
I just tell people like that that I only give my number/personal information to my close friends and family. It's not a lie.


That awkward moment when you feel like you're spamming because you keep posting everywhere on a slower forum than you're used to.
...yeah.

[GregAtlas]

I get that feeling a lot... especially since I have too much free time on my hands

that awkward moment when you wake up with your arm falling asleep stuck under your girlfriend/boyfriend and you're pretty much trapped there unable to move or you're afraid of waking you up...

in addition to that awkward moment when they wake up hours later after having the best sleep they've ever had because your arm was there (and still is)

[Ryouku-Mirazaki]

That awkward moment when you're watching your Mom play Final Fantasy XIV and she is hitting on a guy a year younger than you.... and he hits on her back.

[GregAtlas]

wow

lets see... **thinks**

that awkward moment when the census person comes by.

that awkward moment when you try to explain that you're not the race they're probably going to put down anyways.

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment when a guy starts hitting on you in a store and you end up giving away your phone number even though your taken just because you want them to go away and not see the items you were purchasing (they were girl items).

I'm thinking I either get to play dumb or let my boyfriend answer the phone

Aww. You could have given him the rejection hotline number. I don't have that memorized, though, so I don't know that you would have, either.
I just tell people like that that I only give my number/personal information to my close friends and family. It's not a lie.


That awkward moment when you feel like you're spamming because you keep posting everywhere on a slower forum than you're used to.
...yeah.

I wasnt thinking, if I was thinking I would have but bleh X_X too concentrated on hiding my purchases.

[GregAtlas]

Could have threatened to use one of them on him if he didn't leave you alone... but then again, there's the chance he'd like that, so never mind. >.<

^ awkward moment

[Ryouku-Mirazaki]

That awkward moment when you find out that baby isn't yours....

[Chromophobic]

The awkward moment when your exs current girlfriend randomly breaks into your conversation you are having with your best friend, and acts like she knows what you are talking about. Then you and your friend awkwardly walk away from her slowly.

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you walk outside without a coat on, go back inside and up stairs to grab your coat, forget it while on the way up, then go back outside again. All while you're in a hurry. Then when you grab your coat you walk outside and forget your sunglasses, spend 15-30 minutes looking around for them, give up, then once you're outside again you have either realized you took your coat off to look for the sunglasses or find the sunglasses in the inner coat pocket of the coat... or both...

[Psych]

That awkward moment when you walk outside without a coat on, go back inside and up stairs to grab your coat, forget it while on the way up, then go back outside again. All while you're in a hurry. Then when you grab your coat you walk outside and forget your sunglasses, spend 15-30 minutes looking around for them, give up, then once you're outside again you have either realized you took your coat off to look for the sunglasses or find the sunglasses in the inner coat pocket of the coat... or both...

That is the story of my life.


That awkward moment when you spent all of yesterday reading comics, then realize too late that you had a paper due today and only gave yourself three hours to write it in.
That awkward moment when you have to explain that to your teacher when the assignment was given weeks ago.

[Ryouku-Mirazaki]

That awkward moment when you you try to impress a girl about something and it turns out she knows more about it than you.

[CyberIncision]

That awkward moment when you have an air mattress for a bed, put it through one hell of a "double earthquake" and wake up on a piece of flattened plastic on the floor.

[Psych]

That awkward moment when you cannot figure out what "double earthquake" is supposed to mean and you're almost afraid to ask.

[TalaRedWolf33]

That awkward moment when you go into the children's section of the library and ask the woman for a copy of I Wish Daddy didnt Drink so Much.


I got a few looks at that one lol

[Psych]

I can imagine you did. XD

That awkward moment when you go to the children's section of the library and find a Shin Chan comic. After having told the librarians that that is not a children's book on a previous occasion.
Not really awkward for me so much as someone else's parents in the future.

[TalaRedWolf33]

Ha! Shin Chan is totally not for children lol

[CyberIncision]

That awkward moment when you cannot figure out what "double earthquake" is supposed to mean and you're almost afraid to ask.

Lol double earthquake just means my cat slashed it and I chased him off XD

[GregAtlas]

should have been more gentle

[Psych]

*cough* That's what I thought it meant, but I didn't want to make an assumption.

[GregAtlas]

same here psych

[hikaru_maxwell]

......when you realize your mother has become someone you can talk to about your sex life....or lack thereof.

[Ryouku-Mirazaki]

That awkward moment when you realize that the guy you had been trying to hook up with, was actually gay.

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment when you realize that the guy you had been trying to hook up with, was actually gay.

that just reminded me of this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qspu1DxvHGU

[otakunobody]

That awkward moment whenever you have to explain what a pity shake is and why your friend is a "jonas brother"

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you're dead tired but can't sleep for some reason. In addition to that you have something important to do the next day.

[CyberIncision]

That awkward moment when you lose two packs of cigarettes in the same 24 hours

[TalaRedWolf33]

That awkward moment when youre alone in your hospital room, and you see a freaking ghost. Damnit i hate necrmancy some times.

[GregAtlas]

Well, there are plenty of people who die in hospitals, so I'm sure there are a few around. Where is Yuna when you need her?

[Darknight2433]

The awkward moment when you can't savagely insult people because you represent your school's club.

Being in a place of power is overrated.

[Ryouku-Mirazaki]

That awkward moment when you lick a frosting of a girl's cheek, only to find out her girlfriend was in the same room watching.

[Dubaby]

That awkward moment when I'm watching the new video for a rapper I like, and notice the guy is dancing with my friends little sister.

SHE WILL FOREVER BE A 14 YEAR OLD IN MY MIND.

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment when someone sends you a friend request on facebook and you don't know who they are so you go to their page to see who they are and then the girl is someone don't  talk to and didn't even know their name until then.

[TalaRedWolf33]

The awkward moment when you have to explain to the cops that the razors and other torture items and questionable things in your house are indeed intended for sexual use.  (My neighbor upstairs called the cops on me cuz someone broke into the storage units again, and he told them that he saw me. Freaking liar. I wasnt even home.)

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you see the power bill because you run the heater 24/7 just to keep the temp above 60 degrees.

[Dubaby]

That awkward moment when some chick named Linda texts me thinking I'm the dude she met at the bar, and even after I tell her she has the wrong number proceeds to try sending me pictutes of herself..... DELETE, DELETE, DELETE.

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when some chick named Linda texts me thinking I'm the dude she met at the bar, and even after I tell her she has the wrong number proceeds to send me pictutes of herself..... DELETE, DELETE, DELETE.

oh wow o.o' I'm so sorry they put you through that >.<

Edit: Just so I'm clear with this post, I don't know them and it certainly was not me. I'm just sorry you were put through that.

[Prinz Eugen]

That awkward moment when some chick named Linda texts me thinking I'm the dude she met at the bar, and even after I tell her she has the wrong number proceeds to try sending me pictutes of herself..... DELETE, DELETE, DELETE.

Or you get one from a particular religion thinking that they are reaching one member of their own youth group, and when you explain that you're *not* the intended recipient, the text you trying to convert you to their church...

DELETE-DELETE is usually tempting at first, but sometimes I start engaging them in theology, philosophy, epistemology, moral arguments, etc.  Prov 27:17: "As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another." So as long as they are polite and reasonably logical, I may test the waters - it may help me understand and clarify my own beliefs (even though I may disagree with the accidental stranger...)

But it's still an awkward moment at first ...


It can also be embarrassing for THEM - especially if the text was an invitation to do something that's supposed to be against their own rules ... this one bunch was arranging a meet-up point to buzz down to a casino overnight / back before (their) Sunday service... Several major denominations have a 'thing' against gambling... (MY religion does not prevent it as long as the loss of the amounts wagered do not take from necessary household obligations, i.e, don't bet [and lose] the family food bill, the car payment, mortgage, your kid's braces, etc.)

[The_Geek]

That awkward moment when my crush is being touchy-feely because I haven't told her the manner in which I like her.  Friends grimacing and groaning beside me? Totally making matters worse.

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment when your parents go out for a drive together and trust that you will work hard on your school work...you waste two hours reading that adorable fanfiction you can't stop reading and then they walk in
very hard to cover up

[Lady In Red]

That awkward moment in math class when you have to explain what cosplaying is  because your math teacher really, really wants to know.

[ForeverWhite]

Was this the other day?

Lol ohh Mrs. Sobotca. DIDN'T spell that right.

derp.

oh lol

[Raveen92]

That awkward moment when you get commented for having 'Anime boobs.'

[icanhaspocky]

That awkward moment when you look over and it looks like your grandparents are making out. . .

[Black~Rose]

That awkward moment when a little kid says something to you and you're just like o.o *blink blink" HUH??? o.o;;
And you're thinking: Was that even english?
And the kid repeats him/herself and is probably thinking: Ugg adults are so dumb.

[RozenMaiden_Girl]

that awkward mement when your mom is breaking up with her boy friend in the other room in a whisper voice.

[Chromophobic]

The awkward moment when your boyfriend says "I love you but..." and he ends up confessing he used a fake name, and his bestfriend's picture......o.o

[otakunobody]

That awkward moment when you're sitting next to your friend when the above happens

[GregAtlas]

Here's a three for one special:

That awkward moment at work when the somewhat elderly lady next in line asks "Did I hear what I think I heard? O.o" and I had to reply "yes... do you mind giving me a minute?"

This was all due to the awkward moment just before then from when this greasy black guy wearing an eye patch and his... associate (brother? lover? friend?) were hitting on me somewhat subtly and giving hints such as him being from California and then just openly popping the question on if he can have my number so we could do stuff later.

The third part was that my co-worker/manager on duty was standing next to me helping other customers and being completely oblivious to what was going on, thus when the lady came up and asked her question I had to explain to him what happened, thus causing him to fall over laughing yet creeped out at the same time.

and yes... I am as straight as they come. x_x

[Dubaby]

That awkward moment when my coworker and I are sitting in the walk-in freezer at my work, sharing a Monster energy drink, having a moment singing a Spanish/English mash-up of this song and someone walks in right when you're really belting it.........

[Raveen92]

That awkward moment you visit New York and meet the best friend of a wrestler and develop a crush on the guy.

The even more awkward moment is when he asks for an affair over Twitter a few days later. O///////O

https://twitter.com/M_Chiappetta/status/232791709090738177 MY RESPONSE DID NOT HELP

[chelseahavoc]

that awkward moment when your constantly refreshing the "new posts" page to see if teams have been posted @.@

[Ritsu-chan]

That awkward moment when you panic because a cpu character is walking toward you and you thought you might have to socialize...

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you're doing last minute cosplay prep and everything falls apart.

[otakunobody]

That awkward moment when you're sitting in a petticoat when someone is finishing the skirt for it

[CaptnPoptart]

That awkward moment when your friend gives you an anime poster from an anime you don't even watch but they assume you like and you have to thank them. O__o (This happened at my birthday last year...)

[princess_of_zeal]

That awkward moment when you get gas, go to pay for it while wearing your cat ears, the cashier is someone you went to school with and they ask "Did you just come from a convention?" and you reply with "Yes but that's not why I'm wearing cat ears...."  *silence*

[iBubbleTeax3]

The awkward moment when I confuses someone's gender. And vice versa.. v.v;

[princess_of_zeal]

That awkward moment that your co-worker asks what you're doing on your vacation, you say you're going to a cosplay convention and she starts cracking up laughing in the middle of the work place.  >.<

That awkward moment when the other co-workers want you to wear one of your cosplay wigs to work.

[CaptnPoptart]

That awkward (and annoying) moment when I tell someone that I love anime, and they ASSUME that I watch Naruto and Sailor Moon when I don't .__.

[Ritsu-chan]

That awkward moment when your cosplay doesn't fit last moment =.=

[DSaturn]

The Awkward Moment When you spend all of con thinking someone is a girl, crossplaying, only to find out later through facebook that they really were a boy.

The Awkward Moment When you tell someone you love them, but you didn't mean it in 'that' way, and so then you panic about sounding like a creeper.

[hawk222]

That Awkward Moment When you find a friend at con and ask them if they'll go out with you, hoping to God that they'll pick up on the fact that you're playing off of an inside joke between the two of you and not actually asking them out.

That Awkward Moment When you're sitting at your family dinner table and someone makes a crack about a black hole and all you can think of are jokes about Lizzie's va***a (and you almost verbalize said jokes).

(Did I need to censor that, or...?)

[CaptnPoptart]

^ It's best to be safe C:

That awkward moment when your mom secretly tells you to bring up a pair of your clean underwear from the laundry and your dad's in the same room, so you're wondering why mom is being secretive. o__o

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment when you can't find your flash drive the word document you need for school the next morning
And when you wander around school and half way through the day you see that your friends didn't tell you that your fly was down

[DSaturn]

That awkward moment when you realize you've killed quite a few threads...

[CaptnPoptart]

That awkward moment when you think you and your family aren't normal, then you watch Honey Boo Boo for two hours. .__.

[Wrath-Chan19]

That Awkward moment when you blow your nose so much due to being sick but your nose starts bleeding

[zenneth]

that awkward yet awesome moment when you watch a movie in a cinema and noone is in the room but you

that awkward moment when you accidentally barge in to your parents' room while they're having their intimate moment...

[mesaverde]

That awkward moment when you have to explain BDSM to your mom.
That awkward (but also awesome) moment when your mom watches True Blood, encourages you to watch it, and fangirls over the same guy you do.

[chelseahavoc]

that akward (for your boyfriend but awsome for you) moment when you wear your adventure time self made finn hat to the mall and get one high five for the millions of akward stares >

[Wrath-Chan19]

That awkward moment when the sewing machine likes to stop working

[prussia]

that awkward moment when you jump into spandex pants and dance your butt off whilst cooking an omlette and you realize your mother has walked in  even though you thought she was at work.

that awkward moment when you're digitally coloring a picture for someone and your tablet decides to stop working.

[Prinz Eugen]

The awkward moment (or span of time) between the time you hit 'print' on your resume at work, and that interval while you're walking over to the printer, wondering if some other coworker will have spotted your resume coming out of the printer, and rat you out to your boss...

[princess_of_zeal]

The awkward moment (or span of time) between the time you hit 'print' on your resume at work, and that interval while you're walking over to the printer, wondering if some other coworker will have spotted your resume coming out of the printer, and rat you out to your boss...

I was recently in this situation.  <.< >.>

[Kdskc]

That awkward moment when your mom tells you that she ships PrussiaXRomano (from Hetalia).

That awkward moment when your friend says something completely inappropriate and your parents laugh at it.

[superjaz]

The awkward moment (or span of time) between the time you hit 'print' on your resume at work, and that interval while you're walking over to the printer, wondering if some other coworker will have spotted your resume coming out of the printer, and rat you out to your boss...

I was recently in this situation.  <.< >.>

Word

[agpgirl]

That awkward moment when you try to compliment a guy's shirt.. in front of the girlfriend that you didn't know he had .___.

[prussia]

that awkward moment when you think your tablet isnt working right then realize the color selected is white.

[Titus_Love_Doll]

that akward moment when you relized you glue your phone to the table as your jacket is stched to the cosplay you were working on

[Dubaby]

That awkward moment when I run into a friend of mine at the mall and they turn to my boyfriend and say "Oh you must be ______!" With the _______ being the name of the guy I was seeing previously..... UGHHHHHH.

[agpgirl]

That awkward moment when I run into a friend of mine at the mall and they turn to my boyfriend and say "Oh you must be ______!" With the _______ being the name of the guy I was seeing previously..... UGHHHHHH.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Omg I'm sorry though :c

[Notclose2perfect]

That awkward moment when each of my friend at lunch is making out with their boyfriend and I sit there wondering why am I still here, then walks away only to get yelled at for leaving the group.....

[RoriLei]

That awkward moment when your friend is looking over your shoulder reading you type.

[mesaverde]

That awkward moment when I run into a friend of mine at the mall and they turn to my boyfriend and say "Oh you must be ______!" With the _______ being the name of the guy I was seeing previously..... UGHHHHHH.

I misread that as "that awkward moment when a friend at the mall turns to you and says "oh you must be ____!" With _____ being the name of the guy I was seeing previously..... UGHHH".

[prussia]

That awkward moment when you get asked to photoshop someone's hickeys out of a picture before posting it.

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment where you have all the inspiration in the world and all the energy to work on said inspiration... and you get forced to babysit in a place that breaks the flow of the inspiration and the kid would rip apart whatever you are working on or manage to get into things because you're concentrating on the project.

That awkward moment when the thought pops into your head about how the kid keeps eating paper, maybe if he eats enough he'll poop out paper mache. (I don't let him try though)

That awkward moment when the older kid claims that he has more money than you despite constantly destroying things and setting other kids on fire. No joke.

That awkward moment when you're dead tired and flop down in bed, then can't fall asleep until playing Pokemon gold for about an hour. Especially awkward when you have to wake up early.

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when I'm coming from the baby's room after putting him to sleep and instinctively step over the baby gate (being so tall and all) and then open the baby gate.

That awkward moment when my sister makes me babysit and then tells you the baby had lice and was treated 30 minutes before I got there. **prays he isn't infested and also prays these little biting sensations all over my body are just a figment of the imagination.**

[hawk222]

That moment when most of these "awkward" moments really aren't awkward at all...

[RozenMaiden_Girl]

The awkward moment when your dress in full lolita and some random stranger lifts up your skit to see why its so fluffy. And the worst part is that stranger is a "teacher" at your school.

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when a family member plays favorites just because of your gender. Because it is totally alright for men to be abused and they have to take it and like it and ask for more.

[GregAtlas]

That awkward dose of reality when you realize that master splinter is likely at most 6 years older than the teenage mutant ninja turtles. In the first movie they were 15 so the oldest the wise old master would be is 21.

[EveofAbyss]

That awkward moment when it's four days 'til Kumoricon and the forums are a ghost town.

WHERE IS EVERYBODYYYYYY?

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when it's four days 'til Kumoricon and the forums are a ghost town.

WHERE IS EVERYBODYYYYYY?

working on their cosplays I presume... except for me since I have to babysit Q_Q

[CaptnPoptart]

(This will sound confusing...)

That awkward moment when you're at the fair with your good friend, boyfriend, and your friend's friends and you and your boyfriend are on the ferris wheel and you're trying to cuddle and hold hands with him on it, but 90% of the short ride, he was looking for your friend who was also on the ferris wheel and so you dont get any love on the ride, then after it, you get so mad at him that you go throw darts and win a small elephant, so you go back to your friend and her friends and they say "Aww...did (insert bf's name here) win that for you?" But you were angry at him the whole time.


(This happened to me on Sunday ;-; Me and him never see each other often since we live 1 1/2 hours away.)

[garfieldelric]

That awkward moment when you're wearing the jersey of your favorite team, and you see someone who roots for your rival. Oh, my......

[GregAtlas]

That awkward moment when you get cut off mid sentence multiple times.

[hotdgumi]

That awkward moment when you think youre alone in the house so you start running around in your underwear singing vocaloid songs with a miku wig on only to find out your mom has a book club going on.....
Agh!

[hotdgumi]

That awkward moment when you walk into your room and your dog is humping your pillow.... o.o I sleep on that......    

[hotdgumi]

That awkward moment when you are trying to be sneaky and climb over the baby gate but trip and fall and make alot of noise waking everyone up......so awkward.....

[princessmoon]

You are standing still waiting and someone walks into you because they were texting while walking. Awkwardness was really on them ;P