You're either on drugs or an otaku...

[Kyuubi]

this is like Jeff foxworthy's you are either Gay or married thing but with an anime twist

Examples: If you run after your dog with a fork and knife.
If you bid on the Pikachu volswagon.
If you scream into your wristwatch,"It's showtime."

[Densha_Rockstar]

If you go to the Amtrak station and ask for tickets on the Galaxy Express 999.

If you go to the transit center and ask when the next Nekobus comes in.

If you go to buy a Vespa motor scooter cosplaying as Haruko Haruhara.

[Sinaj]

If you assume everyone with a nose bleed is VERY excited.
If you read every publication from right to left.
If you think dark blue and lime green are perfectly natural hair colors.

[Negima]

If you think explosions are a common occurance.

Whenever you see a cat, you pick it up and ask it "Are you from the Moon Kingdom?"

If you expect a rabbit and cat to mate.

[Neko_Chan]

Um well... Not about Anime...
You drive down in downtown portland and you see a group of hot Japanese 20 somethings standing there so you poke your head out the window and squeal "ohmygosh! Thoes Japanese boys are cute!" and they turn and stare at you in your seifuku. >__<

And for an Anime one.

You throw your cat into the air hoping it'll turn into a giant spaceship. (Yes, call animal crulety, I did this once.... He landed on his feet though! ^_^;;

[Densha_Rockstar]

You sit on the toilet and go "Ka-me-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAA!"

[TomtheFanboy]

You sit on the toilet and go "Ka-me-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAA!"

You are soooooo quoted on my LJ!


You see the Sound of Music and wonder if Rei is really translated "a drop of Golden Sun" and which anime they're referring to.

[Negima]

You sit on the toilet and go "Ka-me-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAA!"

Dare I ask what happens when you say "Spirit Bomb"?

[Densha_Rockstar]

You sit on the toilet and go "Ka-me-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAA!"

Dare I ask what happens when you say "Spirit Bomb"?

That's really getting into the "Otaku/High" sphere.  :wink:

@Tom

Or it could also be when "Rei - A Drop Of Golden Sun" makes you go "ZOMG"!

[sumomo_san]

If you avoid hugging the opposite sex for fear they may transform into an animal.

If you beleive drinking alcohol will transform you from a kid detective to a slightly older kid detective, but only temporarily.

If you worry that if you get too excited your cat ears and tail will pop out.

If you think jumping in a well will take you to a different era.

[Kei-Kei]

If your car looks like a gundam

If you make your girlfriend/boyfriend wear Chii ears

If "Will you bear my child" is how you greet women

[Kyuubi]

me my sister, her bf got:
You’re either on drugs or you’re an Otakun…

•   If you buy excessive amounts of hair gel to spike your hair in awkward positions.
•   If you dye your hair yellow and try to walk up a tree.
•   If you try and convince your friends you do have fangs.
•   If you try and do alchemy
•   If you have filled a notebook with different alchemy circles.
•   If you chase your dog with a knife and fork.
•   If you have to hack into a security system to get into your room.
•   If you look over your shoulder looking to see a boy with golden bat.
•   If you your computer screen is completely anime.
•   If you computer screen is filled with yellow smiley faces.
•   If you have every played one internet chess game for a week.
•   If you claim you have a genius dog.
•   When you get dressed you shout “Moon Prism Power!”
•   You kneel before every woman you meet and ask “Will you bear my children?”
•   If your computer is completely decked out in anime.
•   If you are part of a fan-sub community.
•   If the creators of a series ask you for fan art or art tips.
•   If you’ve ever tried to sweep your house using three brooms at once
•   If you push up your glasses with the palms of your hand.
•   If you pour water over your friend’s hoping that one will turn into a girl.
•   If the only thing your girlfriend can say is “Chii”
•   If you have blueprints on your computer for building a persocon.
•   If you can moonwalk across town.
•   If your twelve year old cousin can solve murder mysteries.
•   If you throw small red balls at animals hoping to capture them.
•   If you fly to Japan just to go to an authentic anime convention.
•   If you bid on the Pikachu car on Ebay.
•   If you won the Pikachu car and drive it with pride.
•   If you use plushies to act out anime episodes.
•   If you shout out “Big O!” into your wristwatch.
•   If you name your children after anime characters.
•   If you go through bible shops looking for one with a pentacle.
•   If you’ve looked into genetic reconfiguration so you can grow tentacles.
•   If you berserk when someone call you short.
•   If you don’t want to go swimming because you swear you’ll “sink like a hammer”.
•   If you have disassembled all the appliances in your house to make an arm and a leg.
•   If you know what yaoi and yuri are.
•   If you have a crush on the Dark Magician Girl.
•   If you slam a cane with a bird’s head on it, onto a deck of cards hoping something will appear.

[sumomo_san]

If you consider cross-dressing and pretending to be your cousin of the opposite gender to be a simple 'favor'.

If you don't look in mirrors for fear of transforming into your 'other personality'.

If when no one talks to you for an extended period of time, you go into your screen saver mode and begin to dance in place.

If you take random children off the streets into your home because you can read the book they're holding.

If you're surprised when you can't find where to plug the phone jack into your friend.

If you think the fine line between humans and robots depends on what your ears look like.

If your armory consists of guitars, tiaras and a tooth from your late father.

[Densha_Rockstar]

If you sing "Cooking Is So Fun/Tsukurimashou" while you're cooking...even if it's just a bowl of soup in the microwave.

[the_wind_the_sea]

--Only you can see the connection between Mythology and some anime.
--You randomly spurt things in Japanese

[Kimiski]

--Only you can see the connection between Mythology and some anime.
--You randomly spurt things in Japanese

HAHAHA!! I DO speak things in random japanese!!!  :lol:

oh, heres one!

If you start doing things like saying "sigh" instead of actually sighing.
****my friend does that^_^;;;;;

[sumomo_san]

If fighting in a riceballbattle sounds like a good way to raise money to you.

If you think seeing land dolpins on mars and conversing with them wouldn't be out of the ordinary.

If you actually find any of these jokes amusing.

[Kimiski]

If fighting in a riceballbattle sounds like a good way to raise money to you.

If you think seeing land dolpins on mars and conversing with them wouldn't be out of the ordinary.

If you actually find any of these jokes amusing.

lol, yeah. U gave me one.

If you undersatnd which anime everyone of these jokes are from and do all those not from an anime! ^_^

*recognizes...oh dang..more than im about to type ^_^;

[oishiidesuyo]

- if you pull down one eyelid and stick your tongue out to insult someone rather than use your middle finger.
- if you threaten to hack into someone's computer using your 'net navi'.
- if you run your life according to the rules of 'equivalent exchange'.
- if you make your own pokeballs and chuck them at things you want.
- if you can actually do that spinning number sailormoon does while transforming.
- if you ... ate fugu?

[Negima]

- if you pull down one eyelid and stick your tongue out to insult someone rather than use your middle finger.

Hehe, I did that to someone once.  They had no clue what I was doing.  ^^
And I asked a Japanese teacher awhile ago and doing that is similar to kids doing the "nyaa nya-nyaa nya-nyaaa nyaaaa" thing.

More to the list:

-If you walk into a Health Fitness Gym and ask where the Gym Leader is.
-You expect every dorm to have a hotspring in the back.
-Giant robots, even if they're standing in front of you ready to fire, are still comical if the design isn't good.
-Every piece of fruit you haven't heard of before you think is a devil's fruit.

[Kei-Kei]

* You and your friends refer to each other by the names of the characters you cosplay! "Hey Naraku!" "'Sup Mercury?"

[the_wind_the_sea]

You randomly fall over when someone says something incrediably stupid. (Works really well on hardwood floors)

A Sailor Fuku is not a strange sight in your closet.

You constinatly prepare for the next con. Never really getting a break.

[Densha_Rockstar]

Any rule you live by is part of a "Samurai Code of Honor" or "Ironclad Rule for GALS."

[sumomo_san]

You constinatly prepare for the next con. Never really getting a break.

;_; Either you're on drugs, or someone like me. I have been saving my money since last k-con and watched all my other friends flake out. They are getting money from their parents for no special reason and here I am with all my hard earned money looking bad since it took me a year to earn as much as their parents hand them over in a few seconds. When I complained to my parents they said something about 'handling my money better.' Thats just as rewarding as free cash, a well learned lesson, dontcha think?

[Densha_Rockstar]

@sumomo_san

Go you.  

You might be high/otaku...

If you buy a hamster and wonder if it goes on adventures with other hamsters while you're out of the house.

If you buy a hamster and are disappointed it doesn't go "Cooshie-cooshie", "Krmp-krmp", or "bada-bada."

If you buy a hamster and are disappointed that it doesn't clean your house and talk.  :twisted:

[sumomo_san]

@Densha_Rockstar:
^_^ Heh thanks.

And I expect everything I buy to do that...  :? Don't you?

[Densha_Rockstar]

@Sumomo_san

I'll be happy as a clam when my Mountain Dew cans pick themselves up, by golly.  

[Comechatcha]

When you plan seven cosplays for a three-day weekend.

[sassy_lassy]

When you plan seven cosplays for a three-day weekend.

...What?! Who would ever do such a thing!?

******

When you see a pretty boy and yell 'UKE!' Then run up and hug them.

When you see a handsome man and giggle 'Seme...' Then stalk them.

When in English class you try to find any yaoi or yuri pairing within the books you're required to read. (i.e. Count Of Monte Cristo = Albert x Franz)

[sumomo_san]

@Densha_Rockstar:

But then couldn't they turn themselves in for the soda can refund money, and you'll find yourself 5 cents poorer? Maybe it's better if you have to do things by yourself. Except rubix cubes. Those are just plain confusing.

Edit: Thanks a lot. Now that moutain dew commercial about 'redemption' keeps playing in my head

[Ronime]

when you decide to dedicate near a decade into making an anime rpg with no background experiance >.>;;

[Neko_Chan]

You might be a Fangirl if.... (Not mine)
You know the complete personal history of one or more fictional characters.
You have ever squealed with joy upon seeing something associated with a fictional character.
You have ever glomped someone you know.
You have ever glomped a total stranger.
You know what the term "glomp" means.
You have ever dressed as a fictional character.
You have ever dressed as a fictional character of the opposite gender.
You remained in character while doing so.
You routinely do so.
You have ever had hysterics because your favorite character was killed.
You have ever had a psychotic episode because your favorite character was killed.
They don?t dare kill your favorite character, because they have met you.
Your nickname, screen name, or alias is the name of a fictional character.
You have had your name legally changed to that of a fictional character.
You have ever said that you thought a fictional character was cute.
There were witnesses.
You were serious.
You don?t quite understand that fictional characters are fictional.
You have sought out an action figure of a fictional character.
You had it imported.
You paid more for it than you would be willing to pay for anything else.
You have one or more plushies of a fictional character.
You have one or more key chains with the same fictional character.
You have actually ordered either of the above specially.
You have ever considered a fictional character "your character."
If you know various nicknames of a fictional character given to the character by other fans.
You know all of the various nicknames of a fictional character.
You make up your own personal nickname for a character.
And that nickname has become widely known.
You collect doujinshi or shijitaki of your favorite character.
You know what those words mean.
You create your own.
You're still willing to collect them even if there's yaoi involved.
You understood that last sentence.
You write your own fanfics starring your favorite character.
And they could actually pass as a previously unreleased piece by the original author or artist.
You were willing to fight someone for a piece of merchandise of a fictional character.
You drooled on said merchandise before purchasing.
You counted out small change to pay for it.
You panhandled to get enough money for it.
You gave up food to afford it.
You make a tribute AMV.
And it's good.
You make a kiss doll or winamp skin featuring a fictional character.
You force it upon your acquaintances.
And upon total strangers.
You have made computer themes featuring a fictional character.
You have adopted a fictional character's signature phrase as your own.
You come up with things that a fictional character should say.
You make references to a fictional character at all possible moments.
You do so when it is utterly inappropriate.
You do so in the presence of people who have no idea what you?re talking about.
You have ever hugged a total stranger simply because they happened to be wearing an outfit similar to that of a fictional character.
You're a member of a fan club devoted to a fictional character.
You started said club.
It's more of a cult.
You accuse those who don?t know about a fictional character of being "ignorant heathen."
You have ever accused anyone of blasphemy because they said something bad about a fictional character.
You subsequently burned them in effigy.
You have learned another language solely for the purpose of understanding everything a fictional character says.
You speak it better than you speak your first language.
It's a fictional language.
You know who the voice actors in a particular series are.
You know what other things said voice actors have done.
You know details about the voice actor's personal life. You know the astrological signs of one or more fictional characters.
People find you vaguely frightening.
People at cons find you vaguely frightening.
Cosplayers know you by name.
And they fear you.
You think that anyone who does the above is automatically cool.
You don't think any of the above is unusual.

[TomtheFanboy]

You make posts about otaku (not about anime) that require three scrolls down to finish reading.
 :wink:

[Neko_Chan]

You make posts about otaku (not about anime) that require three scrolls down to finish reading.
 :wink:

^_^;;
YOU START A CLUB DEVOTED TO JAPANESE SNACKS.

[Kei-Kei]

Watching anime is your "mood" setter...

[Densha_Rockstar]

You ask your girlfriend to put on a sailor fuku or teddy bear pajamas when making love.

You ask your boyfriend to put on a hakama or a poofy shirt when making love.

You're afraid the creepy guy vying for your affections might really be a tentacle demon.

[Kyuubi]

If you are making this list

If you only go to Kumoricon for pocky

[Dustin]

You've learned all the japanese you know from watching anime too much and just randomly picking it up.

Baka! >_<