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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2010, 09:36:13 am »
The tough tears I shed during Toy Story 3 came out as glass shards and shattered into the wimp bodies sitting next to me, thus making them cry loser salt tears of pain.
Toughness that transmutes normal body functions eh?

You're in.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2010, 03:22:15 pm »
The tough tears I shed during Toy Story 3 came out as glass shards and shattered into the wimp bodies sitting next to me, thus making them cry loser salt tears of pain.
Toughness that transmutes normal body functions eh?

You're in.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #52 on: October 07, 2010, 03:46:23 pm »
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #53 on: October 07, 2010, 07:53:42 pm »
I broke a nail today and didn't whine about it.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #54 on: October 07, 2010, 08:05:42 pm »
im so tough i can push the quarter back to the ground and make him cry
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #55 on: October 07, 2010, 09:46:19 pm »
I don't think it's possible to flex too hard or too much. If you don't have the muscle to back it up, just keep flexing and someday, eventually, from all your continued flexing, you will have flexed yourself TOUGH. And personally I feel that if you're not injuring someone near you whenever you flex, you're not doing it right. TOUGHNESS NEEDS TO BE FELT BY EVERYONE.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #56 on: October 07, 2010, 09:49:24 pm »
I don't think it's possible to flex too hard or too much. If you don't have the muscle to back it up, just keep flexing and someday, eventually, from all your continued flexing, you will have flexed yourself TOUGH. And personally I feel that if you're not injuring someone near you whenever you flex, you're not doing it right. TOUGHNESS NEEDS TO BE FELT BY EVERYONE.
I like the way your mind works :D
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #57 on: October 08, 2010, 09:05:32 am »
im so tough i can push the quarter back to the ground and make him cry
I broke a nail today and didn't whine about it.
These are not on the same level of toughness as transmutation.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #58 on: October 08, 2010, 09:23:53 am »
Maybe if you pushed that quarter so far through the ground it passed through the Earth's crust, through the molten core, came out the other side and decapitated a dragon.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #59 on: October 08, 2010, 09:39:27 am »
I did that once except it wasn't a quarter it was a half dollar, and it wasn't the earth it was a sewer grate, and it wasn't a dragon it was a dead fish.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #60 on: October 08, 2010, 09:44:06 am »
Yeah, that's exactly the same except it's completely different.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #61 on: October 08, 2010, 10:10:08 am »
Im so tuff, Im at war with the creator of this thread ;D


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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #62 on: October 08, 2010, 10:16:36 am »
I'm so tuff, I'm going to win.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #63 on: October 08, 2010, 10:38:49 am »
I'm so tuff, I'm going to win.
Dude you are obviously losing. Im so tuff, he's attracted to me more :333


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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #64 on: October 08, 2010, 10:42:12 am »
I'm so tuff, I'll seduce him in five minutes.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #65 on: October 08, 2010, 10:48:23 am »
I'm so tuff, I'll seduce him in five minutes.
WELL, Im so tuff, I got him in 30 seconds ; D


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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #66 on: October 08, 2010, 10:52:42 am »
THAT'S NO DUE TO TOUGHNESS, THAT'S DUE TO YOUR CUTENESS.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #67 on: October 08, 2010, 10:53:21 am »
THAT'S NO DUE TO TOUGHNESS, THAT'S DUE TO YOUR CUTENESS.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #68 on: October 08, 2010, 09:24:55 pm »
I deserve a place among the gods of toughness. I've taken shots to the groin by people with foam sticks for 4 years now and each time I shrug it off like it's nothing. The sticks may be softly padded but the mass of the object is still there. Someone swinging a steel chair and someone swinging a pillow have different hardness in the objects, but the force of impact could still be felt.

But hey, if I'm not tuff enuff, then that means too secksy for this topic.  8)
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #69 on: October 08, 2010, 09:45:12 pm »
I deserve a place among the gods of toughness. I've taken shots to the groin by people with foam sticks for 4 years now and each time I shrug it off like it's nothing. The sticks may be softly padded but the mass of the object is still there. Someone swinging a steel chair and someone swinging a pillow have different hardness in the objects, but the force of impact could still be felt.

But hey, if I'm not tuff enuff, then that means too secksy for this topic.  8)
Nope. That's still not tough enough.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #70 on: October 08, 2010, 09:50:55 pm »
I'm so tough, I don't need to be in this thread.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #71 on: October 08, 2010, 10:09:54 pm »
I deserve a place among the gods of toughness. I've taken shots to the groin by people with foam sticks for 4 years now and each time I shrug it off like it's nothing. The sticks may be softly padded but the mass of the object is still there. Someone swinging a steel chair and someone swinging a pillow have different hardness in the objects, but the force of impact could still be felt.

But hey, if I'm not tuff enuff, then that means too secksy for this topic.  8)
Nope. That's still not tough enough.
I'm so tough that I find most horror movies boring compared to gritty and graphic war and action films, and I don't shed tears during a funeral. Though there is a difference between being tough and emotionless, and being completely heartless. Yet deep inside my passion is fierce, the magma heart that keeps this mountain of a body solid and strong against the winds and earthquakes of life.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #72 on: October 08, 2010, 10:17:58 pm »
.....Is blowing bubbles forbidden here? :c
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #73 on: October 08, 2010, 11:02:06 pm »
As long as the air the blows them is moving because it's being superheated by the flexing of muscles, nah, blowing bubbles is chill.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #74 on: October 08, 2010, 11:35:01 pm »
I'm so tough they make me wear my football cleets inside out because my bare feet get too much traction.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #75 on: October 09, 2010, 09:26:53 am »
I'm so tough i went toe to toe with a pack of werewolves and a greater werewolf, and left them with a serious case of dead.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #76 on: October 09, 2010, 11:17:31 am »
I'm so tough, I eat McDonalds when I go on diets.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #77 on: October 09, 2010, 04:27:26 pm »
Im so tuff Im dating him now :)

so take that.


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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #78 on: October 09, 2010, 08:01:43 pm »
Just so you guys know, I'm 100% tough.

Way tougher than a car door.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #79 on: October 09, 2010, 08:55:45 pm »
Just so you guys know, I'm 100% tough.

Way tougher than a car door.

These facts are true.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #80 on: October 09, 2010, 10:14:31 pm »
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #81 on: October 10, 2010, 12:54:32 am »
Im so tuff Im dating him now :)

so take that.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #82 on: October 10, 2010, 01:01:00 am »
im so tough that when i look at people they fal under my control and trave all around the world to drown them selfs ;3
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #83 on: October 10, 2010, 07:02:13 pm »
Im so tuff Im dating him now :)

so take that.
You unbelievable bitch.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #84 on: October 10, 2010, 07:42:54 pm »
I'm so tough I'm gonna say "Hey Arrison watch that language there."

Seriously.  I understand you're not being offensive about it but it is outside of Kumoricon's "family-friendly" language policy.  Just a heads up.  I won't take any action since editing would ruin the context of the conversation and removing it would be excessive since it's kind of borderline anyway, but do try to keep the language here G-rated.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #85 on: October 12, 2010, 01:06:20 am »
I am tough enough to respect that.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #86 on: October 12, 2010, 01:30:09 am »
I think this calls for a bro-fist
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #87 on: October 12, 2010, 12:08:53 pm »
Hmmm...

One time I was running outside at night & didn't know there was a barb-wire fence in the distance until I hit it & my entire body was thrown back like it was a big slingshot. Bleeding & torn clothes, I got up & continued on what I was doing.

I once fell backwards all the way down the stairs to a basement(in a very old house with long, splintery old stairs), hitting the concrete at the bottom & didn't even spill a drop of my full beer. My friends came running to see if I was ok & all they found was me scrunched into an awkward position, road rashed & cut up, laughing & starting the first sips on my refreshing drink.

I once shattered my middle toe right before hosting a huge 4th of July BBQ & went on as planned as it swelled up to 4 times it's size.

More recently...I took a face-first dive to the sidewalk with another person's weight landing on the back of my head. Fractured 4 bones that make up the orbital structure under my right eye as well as the sinus wall, & pinched nerve under my cheek bone(that was also pushed out of place)....got up & continued the rest of the 2 mile walk home, bleeding heavily the whole way(the underside of my chin was split clean open). Went to work the next 3 days without even knowing I had broke anything until all of the sudden everything swelled up & my eye turned black as the midnight sky...3 DAYS AFTER THE FACT.

To end my rant...just this last week during hunting season, I stood 50 ft. away from a large female grizzly bear looking me right in the eyes & scared her off even though I was between her & her cubs(which is a HUGE no-no).
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« Reply #88 on: October 12, 2010, 02:30:19 pm »
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #89 on: October 14, 2010, 10:09:47 pm »
I'm so tough I eat frosted mini wheats for breakfast! 9 grains and 17 vitamins and part of a balanced breakfast. This gave me the tuffness to create the "holla-bill" I also own a TUFF-shed. And I beat it in a fight.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #90 on: November 03, 2010, 10:11:12 pm »
That's ain't tough. That's my morning.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #91 on: November 04, 2010, 02:45:28 am »
Did you know that tough used to be spelled tuff?  It's not anymore.  Do you know why?  There's a story:

So one day, I was walking along, and some guy said to me, "Hey, you look pretty tuff!"
"Yeah, I am," I said, while eating a sandwich made of barbed wire and knives.
"If you're so tuff, you should enter the Tuff Tournament for Tuff Guys," the stranger said.
"Word," I responded solemnly, then something behind me exploded.  I'm not sure what it was, because I didn't look at it.

I began a rigorous hourly training routine that evening.  I won't get into the nitty gritty details, but it involved a grizzly bear, two bengal tigers, a large cage that was almost as tuff as I was, and my fists.  Since I trained for about 90 minutes per hour, I actually had to slow down time in order to fulfill my entire training routine every hour.  That wasn't a problem though, because whereas most people are 70% water, I'm 70% diamonds, and I sweat uranium, so the extreme density of my body composition causes a quantum lag in the passage of time that makes everything around me occur at about half speed.  I'm kind of like a black hole but a lot more attractive.

Well, the day of the tournament came around and it turned out that guy was just pulling my leg.  Since me and my gratuitous amounts of tuffness were the only viable competitors that showed up, I fought tuffness itself.  And won.  Not only did I win, but I won so hard that every time it shows its face in public, it says "ugh", remembering how brutally I defeated it.  So now it's spelled tough, because yeah, I'm tougher than phonetics, and I'm a lot tougher than a car door.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #92 on: November 04, 2010, 06:19:47 pm »
I'm so tough that I cried in Lilo and Stich and will admit it to anyone who asks.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #93 on: November 04, 2010, 06:51:04 pm »
I'm so tough I once went cannal boating in England.

Before anybody scoffs let me explain something. When canal boating in England there are absolutely no automated bridges or canal locks, everything has to be opened manually So Yeah i opened 3 bridges and 16 locks by hand,

This not only shows I'm tough but it also shows anyone who thinks canal boating in England is for sissies is a fool.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #94 on: November 04, 2010, 10:08:22 pm »
My friends and I started a fight club in high school.

Yeah, we stopped getting picked on after that.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #95 on: November 05, 2010, 09:14:30 am »
Guys I'm sorry but those don't even come close to being tougher than defeating the english language.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #96 on: November 05, 2010, 11:25:12 am »
That may be.... But I didnt defeat the english language, I OWN the english language! lol
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #97 on: November 05, 2010, 11:57:28 am »
Then Charles defeated your property.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #98 on: November 05, 2010, 12:28:42 pm »
Being green is often expensive for tough guys. For example: I spend $4000 dollars on shoes every year to protect the Earth from by stride.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #99 on: December 05, 2010, 04:41:23 pm »
Broke a rib at the Epica show last night during Agonist's set.  Took a break to catch my breathe then kept moshing until I realized something was broken, at which point I decided it would be a good idea to take it easy for a while and contented myself with headbanging and screaming for the remainder of the night. :P
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