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A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« on: October 05, 2010, 11:56:08 pm »

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2010, 12:29:00 am »
im so tough that i bent animantium with my [content removed by Moderator AllyKat. Reason: Inapropriate]
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2010, 12:37:05 am »
That's just gross man, Try again, when someone else gets in.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2010, 12:37:45 am »
I'm so tough I spell it tuff.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2010, 12:38:33 am »
I'm so tough I spell it tuff.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2010, 12:40:01 am »
I'm so tough Chuck Norris looks for me in his closet every night before bed
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2010, 12:43:47 am »
That's not tough, just sad.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2010, 12:46:35 am »
I'm so tough I can break three boards with one kick, and i can do it TWICE!!!!
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2010, 12:49:23 am »
I'm so tough I can break three boards with one kick, and i can do it TWICE!!!!
Just twice? Reppy can misspell the word tough as "tuff", and it still holds its meaning.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2010, 12:50:22 am »
man this is hard
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2010, 12:53:04 am »
Don't you mean, tough?
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2010, 12:53:40 am »
im so tough Once a cobra bit my leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2010, 12:54:41 am »
I do not believe that is an original claim. No dice.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2010, 12:57:14 am »
I'm so tough that I've ran around a large track 7 times and come out still alive.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2010, 12:58:22 am »
Too Gym Class-y.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2010, 01:01:12 am »
im so tough that i fell and scraped my knee and cried for 20 minutes while all of you cried for 30
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2010, 01:02:51 am »
You cried, at all? That ain't tough.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2010, 01:08:28 am »
A tough guy would have punched himself until in the face until he was unconscious, just to spare himself the embarrassment of being seen with so much as a single tear in his eye.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2010, 01:09:57 am »
I'm so tough that I once went for a boat ride...in a pond filled with nutria or water rats!
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2010, 01:24:55 am »
I cry while I frown while I comfort beautiful women when puny animals' mothers die in movies.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2010, 02:04:25 am »
My body can house a parasite for nine months and then forcefully expel it from my person and leave it crying. Also, I have boobs. Can I join yet?

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2010, 08:36:13 am »
I'm so tough when I broke my toe I kept it to myself and walked that s@#% out.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2010, 09:57:10 am »
...I wax my eyebrows.... and I don't feel a thing.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2010, 02:16:41 pm »
I cry while I frown while I comfort beautiful women when puny animals' mothers die in movies.

My body can house a parasite for nine months and then forcefully expel it from my person and leave it crying. Also, I have boobs. Can I join yet?

I'm so tough when I broke my toe I kept it to myself and walked that s@#% out.

Ya'll in.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2010, 02:39:40 pm »
Dayumn, lemme brain storm for a minute.


Okay this is a true story. :3

I'm so tough that when I broke my wrist no one noticed until about 6 hours later.

Also: When the doctor was going to cut the cast off, I slipped it off my arm and handed it to him. (resulting in three more annoying hours of x-rays to make sure it actually healed.)


Also: I heard that 'You were close' in my head in Professor Oak's voice like when your new shot wasn't better than your old shot on Pokemon Snap.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2010, 02:57:50 pm »
Dayumn, lemme brain storm for a minute.


Okay this is a true story. :3

I'm so tough that when I broke my wrist no one noticed until about 6 hours later.

Also: When the doctor was going to cut the cast off, I slipped it off my arm and handed it to him. (resulting in three more annoying hours of x-rays to make sure it actually healed.)


Also: I heard that 'You were close' in my head in Professor Oak's voice like when your new shot wasn't better than your old shot on Pokemon Snap.
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« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2010, 03:15:01 pm »
Im so tough Iv done Yojimbo since 2004 and I keep coming back for more!
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« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2010, 03:32:48 pm »
Sue Sylvester is so tough she could stride in here and force the entire category to become gender integrated.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2010, 04:29:48 pm »
My body can house a parasite for nine months and then forcefully expel it from my person and leave it crying. Also, I have boobs. Can I join yet?
If playing DDR with Boogiepop has taught me anything over the years, it's that boobs make manly things way more manly.
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« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2010, 04:51:56 pm »
^True dat.
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« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2010, 05:50:24 pm »
I'm so tough I... CAN'T OPEN A BOTTLE?! I am NOT TOUGH AT ALL.

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2010, 06:13:18 pm »
Once I stepped in an open toolbox and got a knife stuck in my foot. I just pulled that sucker out and went to fuss over the blood I dripped on the white carpet. O u O

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« Reply #32 on: October 06, 2010, 06:15:08 pm »
I'm so tough after having my whole chest cut open from my neck to my waist, had my rip cage split, cranked apart, my heart taken out of my body (had a robot heart for a few hours) sewn up, I asked "When do I get my surgery?"

TRUE STORY

AND I EVEN HAVE TWISTY TIES

ON MY RIBS! (I can even feel them)

Also one time, making a sandwich, I was using a knife (sharp) it fell and stuck in my big toe, blood was..everywhere? and I asked my mom "Can I get a band aid?"
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« Reply #33 on: October 06, 2010, 06:36:58 pm »
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #34 on: October 06, 2010, 06:40:33 pm »
Once I stepped in an open toolbox and got a knife stuck in my foot. I just pulled that sucker out and went to fuss over the blood I dripped on the white carpet. O u O

I'm so tough after having my whole chest cut open from my neck to my waist, had my rip cage split, cranked apart, my heart taken out of my body (had a robot heart for a few hours) sewn up, I asked "When do I get my surgery?"

TRUE STORY

AND I EVEN HAVE TWISTY TIES

ON MY RIBS! (I can even feel them)

Also one time, making a sandwich, I was using a knife (sharp) it fell and stuck in my big toe, blood was..everywhere? and I asked my mom "Can I get a band aid?"

You two are in. Also those stories are horrific.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #35 on: October 06, 2010, 08:00:48 pm »
Those stories remind me of the time I got my leg stuck in a bear trap.

Well, to be more accurate, I got a bear trap stuck in my enourmous calf muscles.  I just flexed my leg and it snapped that bear trap in half.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #36 on: October 06, 2010, 08:17:54 pm »
Ive had my neck cut open before.
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« Reply #37 on: October 06, 2010, 08:38:48 pm »
Hay you should update the member list. ;3
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2010, 09:04:26 pm »
Ive had my neck cut open before.
Does that make me tuff? ouo
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« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2010, 10:03:59 pm »
I once killed a man with my bare bear hands.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2010, 10:10:42 pm »
i went a whole 3 months with a broken arm thinking it was just sore cause i slept funny its a true story.. Does that count?
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2010, 10:33:41 pm »
At the tender age of 11, I calmly watched my mother push a baby out of her , and then cut the umbilical cord because everyone else was too much of a p*ssy to do it themselves.


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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2010, 10:43:34 pm »
I once killed a man with my bare bear hands.

Oh so in.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2010, 10:48:51 pm »
I killed 4 bugs with just my eye all in the same day.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2010, 10:53:44 pm »
Thou, impressive, it's not quite Bear Status.
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« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2010, 11:22:44 pm »
Adding to my further tuffness claim, did I mention that I was born with a full set of teeth which I used to sever my own umbilical cord?

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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2010, 11:25:26 pm »
Hmmm, still not quite on the bear level.

SO Tough Guys, I have a question for you all,

Can one flex too hard/much?
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2010, 01:14:16 am »
Absolutely.  If you don't have muscles, don't flex, or you're flexing too much.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2010, 01:59:02 am »
... I've got nothing. You guys win.
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Re: A Tough Thread for Tough Guys
« Reply #49 on: October 07, 2010, 09:08:38 am »
The tough tears I shed during Toy Story 3 came out as glass shards and shattered into the wimp bodies sitting next to me, thus making them cry loser salt tears of pain.
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