2010 Cosplay Chess: Team Assignments

[Jamiche]

Okay, only a little after midnight.. so sue me

Not a bad turnout guys... you pulled through at the end.  Once again, we fell short of evil for a battle (c'mon, one of these days you guys gotta do it), so here we go again - Battle of the Sexes.

I'm sure you have all been waiting so patiently ... here are the teams for this year's Cosplay Chess.  The teams, as usual, are ordered as they amuse me

Black Team - the Girls

Chess Master:  Sakura (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles) – Kate F.

King:  Martel (FMA) – Makenna C.
Queen:  Roselia (Super Mario Galaxy) – Amanda C.

Bishops:
White Raven (Teen Titans) – Chelsea A.
Seychelles (Hetalia: Axis Powers) – Athina F.

Knights:
Sally (Nightmare Before Christmas) – Janelle S.   
Queen Garnet (FF IX) – Scarlet P.

Rooks:
White Mokona (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles) – Audrey W.
Black Mokona (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles) – Sandi F.

Pawns:
Eiko Carol (FF IX) – Emilie M.
Luka Megurine (Vocaloid) – Isabella R.
Female Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto Shippudon) – Kristen H.
Yuffie Kisaragi (FF VII) – Alena P.
Flareon (Pokemon) – Danielle L.
Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros) – Katie R.
Miku Hatsune (Vocaloid) – Cristina C.
Yui Hirasawa (K-ON!) – Colleen D.

White Team - the Boys

Chess Master:  Tamaki Suoh (Ouran HS Host Club) – Austen C.

King:  Kyouraku Shunsui (Bleach) – Bradlee M.
Queen:  Zechs Marquise (Gundam Wing) – Amanda L.

Bishops:
Cross Marian (D.Gray-man) – Nicole G.
Shiki Senri (Vampire Knight) – Curt W.

Knights:
Syaoran (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles) – Aislinn S.
Bowser (Super Mario Bros) – Loren B.

Rooks:
Link (Legend of Zelda) – Meg  J.
Shadow Link (Legend of Zelda) – Kate J.

Pawns:
Kaito (Vocaloid) – James F.
Captain Ukitake (Bleach) – Caitlin T.
Zidane Tribal (FF IX) – Heather H.
Ryu (Street Fighter) – Dane D.
Alois Trancy (Kuroshitsuji 2) – Shailyn S.
Yakko, Wakko & Dot Warner (Animaniacs) – Joshua C., Adam J & Ellie B.
Roy Mustang (FMA) - Laurie B.
Gaku Kamui (Vocaloid) – Jeni S.
   

Alternates:
Len Kagamine (Vocaloid) – Amar R.
Link (Legend of Zelda) – Jeff J.
Miku Hatsune (Vocaloid) – Molly W.
Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach) – Clint B.
Kakashi Hataka (Naruto) – Tyler A.
Agito/Akito Wanijima (Air Gear) – Camden M.
Kida Masaomi (Durara!!) – Alyssa S.
China (Hetalia: Axis Powers) – Lindsey L.


If we have time (and we round up a few more people) the alternates will make up the Red Team and will take on the winner of the first match.

As a reminder, all players must attend the mandatory pre-meeting at 10:30am Monday morning unless you have made prior arrangements with me.  If you are not there by 10:45, you will be replaced on the board. If you have special attacks, they must be present as well.  

If you are not on the list, and are hoping to be a part of the Red Team, this is the time for you to be waiting outside the door (pieces will be selected by 11am, if we are to have any).  Remember, there are no guarantees there will be a second game.

If your cosplay is not complete, you may be replaced.

I will be emailing notifications out later tonite or tomorrow.. most likely tomorrow.  If you have any questions, or decide you no longer wish/can participate, please let me know via e-mail or PM, or you can talk to me at con (someone is bound to know where I am).

And now... let the trash talk begin!    See you guys this weekend!

ETA: The Warners are joined at the hip, so Roy and Female Sasuke are stepping up.

[Raveen92]

I'm an alt DX. . .I got degraded from last year
I MUST TRY HARDER NEXT YEAR

my roy wasn't on the alt list DX, I rather have roy on the list

[mellonemrys]

Girls, I will not let Tamaki beat us!

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

xDDD yay!
I was thinking of applying for chess master this year, seeing as there is no way to go up from King of the White Team xD;;;
Queen-->King-->Knight
But sweet, I'm a knight. Awesomest piece on the board.
Oh, and which version of my character was chosen for Knight? I submitted the jumpsuit and the dress versions of her. I'm guessing you want the dress one xD;;;

EDIT
Le gasp! I get to fight against my husband and lover, Zidane! Whatever will I do? *readies summons* >D Payback for all the cheatin' with the castle maids.

[CLAP_attack]

fff. Cross as a Bishop lmao. HE'S A KING..|D he'll be happy playing against girls

[LtCommanderRichie]

Pawn. With Shunsui as King.

I am never living this down.

[Romo]

Whelp I'm an alternate. Good to know. Now I can catch some zzz's. xD

[FateChooseMe]

Good to know, I'd rather be apart of it than not at all.

[Jamiche]

Oh, and which version of my character was chosen for Knight? I submitted the jumpsuit and the dress versions of her. I'm guessing you want the dress one xD;;;

Jumpsuit, please.  You wore your dress last year, yeah?  Mix it up a little

For those chosen as alternates.. keep in mind that while it's not guaranteed, we've had a second match every year, so your odds are good.  Don't give up!

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

last year I was Wedding Dress Yuna, the year before I was Dress Garnet. But the Jumpsuit then; good. Much easier to manuver and more easily recognizable. xD

[CLAP_attack]

fff. now i cant be blamed for being a horrible chess playing

[mellonemrys]

EDIT
Le gasp! I get to fight against my husband and lover, Zidane! Whatever will I do? *readies summons* >D Payback for all the cheatin' with the castle maids.

I have to send you guys to go fight my Syaoran... T_T *wanted good vs. evil partly for this reason* Play nice with him! (and with all the boys I suppose...we don't wanna break them TOO badly!)

[Raveen92]

wasn't there an evil Syaoran character in Tsubasa?

[mellonemrys]

*nods* But this is 'Real' Syaoran from the Infinity Arc...and thus not evil...(we've been planning this cosplay for almost a year ^_~)

[Jamiche]

I'm an alt DX. . .I got degraded from last year
I MUST TRY HARDER NEXT YEAR

my roy wasn't on the alt list DX, I rather have roy on the list

I only have you down for Itachi.. did you want to submit Roy for the alt list?

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

Maybe we could recruit evil chars for next year? I'll add in my Kayako from Ju-On/The Grudge and my friend Emilie (Eiko this year) will be doing Sadako of The Ring/Ringu fame, complete with a cardboard well xD.

[CLAP_attack]

omg. i told my friend he wasn't on the list - then to later see he was LMAO.

[Raveen92]

i submitted both. . .I could PM you some shots of Roy if you want *aka links to my facebook*

must create uber or weird cosplay for next year. . .like like maybe Hitomi from Appleseed or Misato from Evangelion O___________O

[Jamiche]

I'll double check my email.  Since you're an alternate, just remind me at the pre-meet, and you'll be fine

[CLAP_attack]

I'll be bringing Slippers = w= nothing says manly like pink slippers

[Jamiche]

Raveen92 - found your Roy (emails had stacked, I only saw the second one).  There's a change in the line-up... all the Animaniacs are one piece, so your Roy is in.

[mellonemrys]

Maybe we could recruit evil chars for next year? I'll add in my Kayako from Ju-On/The Grudge and my friend Emilie (Eiko this year) will be doing Sadako of The Ring/Ringu fame, complete with a cardboard well xD.

We will definitely be recruiting next year! *sadly has no evil characters she could really do*

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

xDDD I'll definately make sure to apply as Kayako then. I know how to do all her make-up, bloodied and non-bloodied version alike, I can twitch like her, sans the special effect frame skipping, and have practiced her croak...
Now to make it funnier by making a little toy plush of Toshio or grab a black cat plushie. xD

This'll be fun! I'm a piece that gets real movement! Queen was amazing two years ago, as was King, but the latter usually gets movement only in the latter half of the game and king is lucky to get a single battle. xD;;; Still amazing though.

Will there be enough for a second game, do you think? Pulling people for a red team, recycling/switching out pieces, changing out the losing chess master like last year, etc. Because I would so do chess master if so. I still remember how a losing pawn rose to Chess Master and beat our beloved Olivia last year.

[CLAP_attack]

I'm never gonna be chess master again. I'll be alive , dead, or - womanizing .
I CAN'T wait till the match !

[Mitsukai Mizu Amaya]

My chess skills are a bit rusty, but I was on the chess team and when I was little was the first to beat my dad, an ex-chess champion, in a while. It earned me a hundred bucks xD

EDIT
Maybe I can get my friend Chelsea to do one of her many evil chars... like that evil queen chick from the first season of Sailor Moon... Beryl! Or Kirie from Fatal Frame 1 *schemes to eventually get out of the battle of the sexes funk*

[FateChooseMe]

I'm going to be doing Miku Hinasaki next year, wouldn't that be hilarious if Kirie and Miku faced off? XD

[nekovamp13]

I didn't get my form in, sadly, but I was gonna be one of the few baddies!!!
Would be funny if I got in though...Envy doesn't really have a gender XD

But I will probably put all bad guys in next year!!! Since I'm planning a few ^^

[Besieged.Infection]

I MADE IT!!! <3 <3 <3 I can't believe I made it!!!! Wow... those 16 hours sprees for four days straight making that cosplay really paid off!!! (Made it out of a sweater, two pairs of pants, a vest and duct tape. LOTS OF DUCT TAPE. XD) I'm a pawn, BUT THIS IS STILL AWESOME!! <3 *Dances around happily* Now... sleep... *faints*

Edit: Thank you so much for posting this!!!

[CLAP_attack]

My friend who is the King piece for the Guys is happy to be in it for the first time 8'D

[mellonemrys]

My friend who is the King piece for the Guys is happy to be in it for the first time 8'D

That's one of the Bleach characters I am not really familiar with...however I am very familiar with Zechs, the boy's Queen...I will enjoy beating you all.

And against Tamaki (BTW we should talk character interaction and such in the next few days Austen!) this should be quite amusing...though being in character will be um...interesting...(I don't normally play characters like Sakura, so this'll be be new!)

[StarryShay]

Kay, I just realized that the black team never wins the first match.

BUT FEAR NOT, YOU HAVE ALOIS TRANCY ON YOUR SIDE.

I will stab out as many eyes as I need to, to  ensure we win. > u <

[Coconutty93]

YOU ARE SO GOING DOWN, SHAY!!!

[StarryShay]

What a filthy woman, talking to me like that~!
I'll be sure that Claude shuts you up, hehehe.
-Twirls around-
Ole~!

[Coconutty93]

In what way.....? O.e

[SageBell]

Animaniacs!!?? They must sing their song before they kill

[Romo]

I am soooo excited to see the Animaniacs. xD They're already awesome just for doing that.

[chelseahavoc]

YESSSSS GO TEAM BLACK D:

white ravens gonna get you team white be ready for a good kick in the rear!

....ironic... white raven... team black....

[Jamiche]

I am soooo excited to see the Animaniacs. xD They're already awesome just for doing that.

I know.. I was very happy to see their entry   Altho, how they are going to fit three on one square....

And I know it's a little different, having the boys be white and the girls black, but it seemed fitting this year.  (And besides, maybe this way the Black Team will win first round )

For those that didn't get their form in on time... there's always Red Team.  Players will be picked during the pre-meet, so be sure to be around.

[Raveen92]

YAY I GOT UP-GRADED!!! *goes ranting after a very tough night of sleeping. . . I couldn't sleep*

Wow three characters in one space. . .

[majinekochan]

HOLY SNOTMUNKEYS!!! I'm the King, again. as Martel? OK. But, but, that means I won't fight.

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

You know something funny?
Most of the people on Team Male are actually girls. >.>

[meep]

yay! I got in as Miku! :3

[Blizzara Dragon]

Aww sad, I'm an alternate this year. And when there's two other Bleach characters on the male team too...

[emokrory]

*lifts my hat sleepy eyed* so much noise the king needs to sleep u know ;3

[CLAP_attack]

,... nice kris xD its true


.. You know ..Cross doesn't like Guys xD so a team of guys near him migght be dangerous LOL

[majinekochan]

*lifts my hat sleepy eyed* so much noise the king needs to sleep u know ;3

A King who sleeps during battle is no King at all.

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

So Niki...if I end up being the one who kills you, will you just readily lay down for me to walk all over you because you are a man and I am a woman?
Even though I'm really a man turned into a girl?


I'm like...the traitor. XD
You should worship me, Niki!
I am a man who turned himself into a woman and now I am surrounded by them! Be jealous of my amazing ninja skills that have given me access to many women who can help to revive my clan!

[CLAP_attack]

Majin -

..lol he's a special king ;; If I was king... I'd be worse


Kris -

FFFFT. noooo , instead how about we go out for some wine

[Raveen92]

I just realized Dot is a female animaniac on the Guys team O_o

[RemSaverem]

Hi, not involved, just totally blown away by how amazingly complex this enterprise is. I've never been able to attend it and had not realized how much went into it & how full of zeal participants are for it. You are all amazing!

[Jamiche]

I just realized Dot is a female animaniac on the Guys team O_o

(She should totally defect... I'm just sayin'.... )

[Raveen92]

The GUYS  need to win for once.

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

Yeah but guys...they don't think.
They would need a brain to think.

And since we all know they lack one of those, they are going to lose.
All smart men dress as or turn into women because we know where the power lies in this world.
It's a woman's world and all men are doomed to be stomped to death by high heels cause they can't think enough to get out of the way.


Naturally, the women will win.
Most of the day may be spent in the kitchen making sandwiches but through that, women have learned how to best wield a knife.

[Jamiche]

Naturally, the women will win.
Most of the day may be spent in the kitchen making sandwiches but through that, women have learned how to best wield a knife.

I think you made my day.. thanks

[CLAP_attack]

.. FFFFF - GUYS WILL WIN

[chelseahavoc]

psh clap, meh dear.... you um.... made the guys lose last year so its only fitting to sacrafice yourself this year <3!!!

[CLAP_attack]

.. BUT THAT WAS ROY  8D
..and I'm cross |D (sneaaaky)
sooo. how aboutt a nice dinner ladies? ; D

[chelseahavoc]

<.< i dont date red heads <3

[CLAP_attack]

.... LMAO
i'll bring havocs horrible wig 8D ..then yes ?

[chelseahavoc]

.......then and only then <3 xD only if ichigo aproves of it

[CLAP_attack]

FFF. xD i need no approvinnggg

[Shout]

My friend who is the King piece for the Guys is happy to be in it for the first time 8'D

That's one of the Bleach characters I am not really familiar with...however I am very familiar with Zechs, the boy's Queen...I will enjoy beating you all.

And against Tamaki (BTW we should talk character interaction and such in the next few days Austen!) this should be quite amusing...though being in character will be um...interesting...(I don't normally play characters like Sakura, so this'll be be new!)

Beating us? We have both the power luck of the white team and ELEGANCE on our side! Besides, I have complete evidence men are superior.

Anyway, yes, we shall have to talk. Luckily, I played Tamaki in a short-lived abridged series before, so I've got a leg-up here. 

[Raveen92]

This Roy replacing the other Roy needs love(jkjk) . . .and I'll be willing to wear a mini-skirt for you ladies.

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

. . . Why would we want to see your nasty man legs? D<
Covered in hair and all...ugh...ew. No.




For those touchy people, I am totally not this mean and don't mean this.

[Raveen92]

i shave them. . .

[Coconutty93]

Hi, not involved, just totally blown away by how amazingly complex this enterprise is. I've never been able to attend it and had not realized how much went into it & how full of zeal participants are for it. You are all amazing!

It is pretty awesome, isn't it? 

[StarryShay]

There's no doubt the male team will lose.
You have me after all. = u =

[LtCommanderRichie]

Oh come off it, we'll win. We've got me, after all!

On second though, that is not much of a consolation I suppose.

[StarryShay]

Ho ho ho ho, I never lose at anything, having you on my team changes nothing.
And with a demon butler by my side, there's no way I'll lose at this. >:]

[LtCommanderRichie]

Well then it's settled. We're winning.

[StarryShay]

OH WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE GIRL TEAM FFFFFF--

-Goes to edit that lolol my bad-

[LtCommanderRichie]

Yeah, I had a feeling that's what was happening.

:3

[StarryShay]

Sorry, I fail at life. xD

[CLAP_attack]

CROSS WILL TAKE THE WIN FOR THE TEAM

[LtCommanderRichie]

More like a shot to the head and a header out a window into the Tames for the team...

Sure. You'll win it for us. Yes.

[Raveen92]

White team will win. . . without guys there wouldn't be any yaoi for fangirls

[StarryShay]

I, ALOIS TRANCY, WILL DEFEAT THE FILTHY FEMALES WITH ALL OF YOU PEASANTS AS MY PAWNS.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

T-That is....as long as Claude will be there... -Tears up-

What am I saying, I hate that filthy butler. >:l

[majinekochan]

Hey girls,
look at all the posturing the men's team is doing. Won't it totally surprise them when our superior female tactics beat their @$$s.

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

Feh, it's pathetic really.
Men are all just weaklings anyways.

[CLAP_attack]

.... ff no one needs to knowwwwww richie ;;;

[StarryShay]

Pathetic weaklings you say?
Hahahahahahah~
After my Claude stabs you with his knives, I'm not sure you'll be saying that anymore~ ;3

Oh wait, you can't say it~~!
Because you'll be dead!

Ho ho ho ho ho.


(Ffff Alois is scary)

[oslapedo]

Ohohoho, I may be a woman but I'm rooting for that young prankster Alois' team!

[StarryShay]

Ugh, what a disgusting person.
Why would I care if a dead whore like you were rooting for me?
As long as Claude is by my side, I have no need for people like you.

[CLAP_attack]

... LOL -..HOW ABOUT CROSS? 8D ;;
..jk - he hates guys D|

[StarryShay]

-Glances over at Cross and grins, before stepping closer-
That red hair of yours....

-Strokes Cross's hair-
Makes me sick. >:[

-Pulls on hair before storming off-

[oslapedo]

Oh children these days!

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

Like some little child like you would even stand a chance against someone like me.
You're not even worth my time.

[StarryShay]

Hehehehe, you're just as cheeky as Ciel~!
Well I'll have you know, that Claude is the most amazing butler there is. >:3
And he can kill you in a matter of seconds. ;O

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

You really believe that someone as low as a butler would be able to defeat me?
Anyone who gets in my way will find themselves dead. A simple look in my eyes will cause you to suffer.

[StarryShay]

Tch, he isn't just a butler....

Anyways, all this talk with you is a waste of my time~
We shall settle this matter during the chess match ;3

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

Hn. [/ignores]

[Coconutty93]

You're right, he's a tap-dancing butler~! 

[CLAP_attack]

]< cross will kill a kid. he has no bounds

[Raveen92]

The Black team filled with girls will lose the game.

[SageBell]

lol the girls harshness almost makes me want to crossplay to make the boys feel a little more love...but.... That wont happen. ^_^ not my thing :DDD

[Raveen92]

Most of the Guys team is girls Crossplaying >__>

[SageBell]

I know lol.
looked like 4 real boys.
I think the really butch female characters should be on the boys team too lol.

I'll make my boyfriend join next year >_>
then we would have 5

[Shout]

Well we do have Dot Warner. Although, she isn't exactly butch. >_<

Also, talk is cheap... unless it's debate.

[Raveen92]

The guys team recruited a girl into our ranks.

[mellonemrys]

Dot was originally on Black with us girls, but apparently the Animanics are a set for a single piece, thus Jaki put her on the White team...since well - 2 out of 3...

[majinekochan]

Hey Roy, how does it feel knowing that a lowly chimera is ranked higher than you?

[Blizzara Dragon]

RED TEAM FTW!!!

We're so awesome we have to give you losers the first game to decide who is worthy enough to face us

[Raveen92]

Roy, the skipped over my Roy app and only saw Itachi's. . . I sent them side by side o.o

[emokrory]

:I only a awsome king sleeps through a battle since hes not realy needed cause the queen moves more then him o.o speaking of which isnt this system flawed to be total yaoi and yuri cause of king an queen but marian will defend me regardless i am total superiority feel my ego crush u!!! but i will make a deal if we win the girls must go on a date with us if we lose the girls may go on a date with me ^.^ (besides kris hohohohoho) arent u lucky ^.^

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

Brad... If I would rather go on a date with Cross than go on a date with you, I'm sure the other girls feel the same.

But thank you for the kindness in choosing me as the only girl who you dont plan to torture. How sweet.

[Raveen92]

Roy would be very available for dates after the chess match, despite who wins.

[CLAP_attack]

Cross likes them stubborn ; D he handles a chick with a whip maaaannn

[Raveen92]

Roy, just wants more women (Even if i never had a date or a kiss from anyone) or Riza.

[chelseahavoc]

raven just wants all you males to shut up >.>

[Shout]

You're all wasting your times guys, the women will all be too busy applying for me to be their host after I've mopped the floor with them using my superior logic. Women nowadays want brain not brawn, but I guess, that's why I'm the chess master and you're the pieces.

J/K XD

[Raveen92]

I'm not that good at chess, but I am smart. in a single snap fire appears.

[Rainfeather]

AWESOME. Thank you guys! Men vs Women is going to be epic

[StarryShay]

Alois likes manly guys like his butler.
So no thanks to the girls. : x

[LtCommanderRichie]

Hello ladies.

Look at your team, now back at us. Now back at your team, now back at us.

Sadly you're not us, but if you started being manly instead of primping and shopping you could pretend to be us.

Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a chess board fighting against the team your team could be.

What's that in your hand? Back at me, I have it, it's the winner's prize you could have had.

Now look again. The prize is now a Grand Prize because we beat the Red Team too.

Everything is possible when your team is manly and not girly.

I'm on a horse.

[StarryShay]

Tch, all your talking is making me feel hungry.
CLAUDE, MAKE ME A SNACK >:'OOOO

[Coconutty93]

Hello ladies.

Look at your team, now back at us. Now back at your team, now back at us.

Sadly you're not us, but if you started being manly instead of primping and shopping you could pretend to be us.

Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a chess board fighting against the team your team could be.

What's that in your hand? Back at me, I have it, it's the winner's prize you could have had.

Now look again. The prize is now a Grand Prize because we beat the Red Team too.

Everything is possible when your team is manly and not girly.

I'm on a horse.

I LOL'D. xDDD

[majinekochan]

Hello ladies.
Look at your team, now back at us. Now back at your team, now back at us.
Sadly you're not us, but if you started being manly instead of primping and shopping you could pretend to be us.
Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a chess board fighting against the team your team could be.
What's that in your hand? Back at me, I have it, it's the winner's prize you could have had.
Now look again. The prize is now a Grand Prize because we beat the Red Team too.
Everything is possible when your team is manly and not girly.
I'm on a horse.

Yes Men, Look at yourselves. Your King is pathalogically lazy and likely to fall asleap at a critical moment.
OUR King is the only woman to date to make it into her country's special forces, and survived multiple attempts on her life.
Now which of the two inspires more confidence?

And be carefull with that horse, I may be tempted to call Poland, who would steal it.

[Raveen92]

But didn't Sakura's memories turn into feathers and spread themselves across many realities?

Tamaki is smart, socially dense, but smart.

[TuxedoDawg]

I'm an Alternate! xD Haha, I'm surprised my Len cosplay actually made it(considering this costume ver. is pretty new)

[Shout]

But didn't Sakura's memories turn into feathers and spread themselves across many realities?

Tamaki is smart, socially dense, but smart.

Word my fire-summoning brotha.

Anyway, question for the higher ups and really just in general. I got a friend who wants to show up at the Pre-Meeting and snag a spot on the Red Team/Alternates list. However, she's not sure which of her two cosplays are better. School Uniform Rukia from Bleach (Complete with Soul Glove. :3) or Maka from Soul Eater. (Complete with a GIGANTIC (but harmless) Scythe.)

[emokrory]

Hello ladies.
Look at your team, now back at us. Now back at your team, now back at us.
Sadly you're not us, but if you started being manly instead of primping and shopping you could pretend to be us.
Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a chess board fighting against the team your team could be.
What's that in your hand? Back at me, I have it, it's the winner's prize you could have had.
Now look again. The prize is now a Grand Prize because we beat the Red Team too.
Everything is possible when your team is manly and not girly.
I'm on a horse.

Yes Men, Look at yourselves. Your King is pathalogically lazy and likely to fall asleap at a critical moment.
OUR King is the only woman to date to make it into her country's special forces, and survived multiple attempts on her life.
Now which of the two inspires more confidence?

And be carefull with that horse, I may be tempted to call Poland, who would steal it.

oh no u didnt D< i m gonna take u out and hell will rain down like.... like ...like....zzzzzzzz *fell asleep*

[Romo]

I don't know if anyone will see this but I'm not going to be able to make it. Good thing I'm only an alternate.