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Offline Konan-ChanX3

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"I smell like fried mushrooms"
« on: January 19, 2010, 12:16:51 PM »
My friend sitting next to me just said that. then he said "Maybe it's just my hunger senses..."

I lol'd.

So, tell me, what's the weirdest thing your friends have ever said?

Oh, another time, three of my good friends were at a camp-out, we were sittin near the kitchen tent when we heard Codi yell "It's gettin hot in here!" then Laura not even five seconds later shouted "Rim and suck! It's how you get it out!" Laura and a few of the 'adults' had jell-o shots, and the kitchen tent was hot when we went in for lunch.
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 11:53:02 PM »
Those are crazy!!
One time my friend told me that I'm a pervert. O__O;;

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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2010, 01:36:36 AM »
xD best thing ever said to me was by chibi-orochimaru. we heard a guy talking on the phone late one night at tacos and said "it doesnt ____ing matter! i dont want you talking to other ____ing guys like that!" xD now every once in a while one of use will say "it doesnt ____ing matter!" and the other will finish the sentance xD
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2010, 11:57:56 AM »
My friend called me a guacamoly.
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2010, 05:23:22 PM »
So is your friend that into Mario Brothers, or...do they think that...ya know...
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2010, 05:30:05 PM »
Oh wow.
This one time at Mewcon we were all in our hotel room about to go to sleep with the lights off, and everybody was quiet.
And Colleen goes "Kuh-why-ee deshu nay" in a 300-pound black man voice.
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2010, 09:35:35 PM »
My P.E. buddy leaned over while we were doing crunches and sniffed me, exclaiming loudly, "You smell like my mom's car!"
She meant I smelled like pears. xD



Oh so this one happened yesterday, I was in IB History and a guy across the room was talking about a novelist, the girl behind him says, "Novelist? Like a bicycle?"

I don't know if I should be frightened or amused.
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2010, 10:26:22 PM »
Back on my first ship a Machinists Mate was telling the rest of the berthing compartment about his romantic encounter with a San Fransican she-male, and how he found out.
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2010, 10:37:24 PM »
Friend: I cannot categorize you.

Which then led to one of the deepest discussions I think I've ever had with someone my age and of the opposite gender.
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2010, 11:11:49 PM »
Talking about weird things is like what I do on a daily basis.

But..I will give some examples I guess anyway,

" Wanna touch Nik?"

" WTF! WHY WONT YOU LET ME TOUCH YOU!?" ( Playing tag

I hear the words "Thats what she said." Twemty times a say. Maybe even more. Sooooooo...

But what I rarely hear is " Nik, What is the capital of Turkey?"

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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2010, 11:44:00 AM »
Yesterday my best friend Zack and I were cosplaying as [Zack] Zack and [me] Cloud, were doing squats when he said "Oh. My. Jenova. MOTHER!!! CLOUD!!! SEPHIROTH!!! GENESIS!!! ANGEAL!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!" I stopped and looked at him and asked what he was talking about he just shrugged.
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2010, 02:11:54 PM »
Well, it's always a little awkward when I'm at a vegan café or a sushi place or something and I hear someone say (after moaning), "I love tofu!"
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2010, 03:31:18 PM »
That's funny Tofu, I find it funny when my friends are talking about Konan/Sasuke from Naruto, I keep wanting to say "what?" when ever they do it, since both are my nicknames :I
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2010, 10:24:56 AM »
So this one time someone called me a Jew.. That was pretty random.




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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2010, 05:11:23 PM »
Some of the weirdest stuff with my friends has come out of playing telephone really early in the morning. XD
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2010, 05:13:53 PM »
I was filming a video for a contest in school, and the contest rules says that if you're under 18 you need your parents permission....
anyway, when we were ready to shoot my friend yelled "Alright, Every body under 18 has to leave for legal reasons."
Totally sounded like we were about to shoot a porn flick. :D
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Re: "I smell like fried mushrooms"
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2010, 12:24:53 AM »
Lol, my econ teacher was talkin about something and said "Chocolate Covered Jesus." about 5 seconds later, the clock on the wall came crashing down and broke upon impact with the ground. Now every time he says 'Chocolate covered Jesus' he puts his arms over his head like one of the ceiling tiles are gunna come crashing down. Oh, he took a paper clock and taped it over where the clock used to be.
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