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Offline nekovamp13

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'Twas the night before.....
« on: December 19, 2009, 09:24:56 pm »
Konan and I apparently get bored easily and decided to make our own little twist on the Christmas poem "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" with a Kingdom Hearts theme.
So, here's our...erm...masterpiece...

Axel sits down Roxas and tells him a "traditional" X-mas story...
Axel: ‘Twas the night before Kingdom Hearts, when all through the meadow
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Shadow;
The Chakrams and Keyblade were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Xemnas soon would not be there;
The trio were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Heartless danced in their heads;
And Luxord in his silk PJs and I in my cloak,
Had just settled down for a long winter’s smoke.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of rain to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should ember,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny members,
With a silver-haired driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment St. Xemnas must be sick!
More rapid than Heartless his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now, Demyx! Now, Xion, Now, Larxene, and Vexen!
On, Xigbar! On Xalden! On, Roxas and Axel!
To the top of the castle! To the top of the wall!
Now port away! Port away! Port away all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the castle-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of blades, and St. Xemnas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The stomping and stamping of each little boot.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the stairway St. Xemnas came with a bound.
He was dressed black and white, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with—
A bundle of blades he had flung on his back,
And he looked like Pedo Bear just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they shown with malice and hate!

Saix comes bursting into the room, taking over the story from his favorite part
Saix: His cough cheeks were like roses, he knew he was late!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the “beard” of his chin was as dingy as the snow;
The stump of….stuff he held tight in his teeth,
As the smoke it enriched his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little “round” belly,
That shook, when he yelled like a bowlful of jelly.
He was handsome and sexy, a freaking hot old elf,
And I sighed when I saw him, in content of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of my “head”,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled my “stockings”; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger on top of my nose,
He gave me a kiss, up the stair he rose;

Axel, trying to regain control, just interupts Saix and continues
Axel: He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

But Saix wanted to finish the story, so...
Saix: “Saix is mine, and to mine, I’ll see this night!”
And as Axel starts yelling to Saix about how he ruined the story, a cute little Roxas was snoozing away, dreaming of...Well I'll just leave that to your imagination -w-

So...It seems that some of you guys have also created anime version of Christmas poems and songs. Then go ahead and post them here!
« Last Edit: December 22, 2009, 11:20:24 pm by nekovamp13 »
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2009, 12:49:44 am »
Nice! Now do a Naruto one! Do it in the "On the first day of Christmas" type of thing!

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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2009, 12:13:37 pm »
That was...
Appropriate?
 ???
Well, good job!
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2009, 11:55:48 pm »
NARUNIK: We refuse to do a Naruto one.

Geek: I know, we had fun making it. xD

There is a possibility for a Loveless version.
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2009, 05:02:24 pm »
On the first day of Christmas,
Naruto sent to me
Some ramen in a bowl,

On the second day of Christmas,
Naruto sent to me
Two kunai knives,
And ramen in a bowl.

On the third day of Christmas,
Naruto sent to me
Three shurikens,
Two kunai knives
And ramen in a bowl.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Naruto sent to me
Four ninja nerds,
Three shurikens
Two kunai knives,
And ramen in a bowl.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Naruto sent to me
Five golden scrolls,
Four ninja nerds,
Three shurikens,
Two kunai knives,
And ramen in a bowl.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Naruto sent to me
Six nins a-laying,
Five golden scrolls,
Four ninja nerds,
Three shurikens,
Two kunai knives,
And ramen in a bowl.

Im working on it.. BELIEVE IT!

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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2009, 07:57:18 pm »
Oy vey!!! Feel free to polish these & perform them at Fanfic Theater next Kumoricon!
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2009, 11:00:48 pm »
Yeah. Konan and I actually want to at least film ours ^^ But we just may do it at con as well!
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2009, 11:46:19 pm »
I was singng a version of rudoph, only titled "jaz pink nosed kitten"
she had very soft fur
and if you ever saw it, you would even say it was expensive, like casmere!
superjaz, that is jaz with one z count um ONE z!
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2009, 11:11:25 pm »
lol
Yeah, we made one as well ^^;
"Xion, the 14th member....."
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2009, 11:33:50 pm »
Oh god. We need to finish that one, or atleast get it posted. KRISTI YOU HAVE YOUR MISSION NOW.
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 01:07:12 am »
Thanks -___-

Xion, the 14th member (member)
Had a very fake keyblade (unlike Sora’s)
And if you ever saw it, (saw it)
You wouldn’t be afraid. (nope)
All of the other members (members)
Used to laugh and call her names. (like ‘Fake Face’)
‘Cause Xion shouldn’t have existed, (existed)
No matter what she claims. (it’s not true)
Then one foggy X-mas eve,
Xemnas came to say, (Mansex!)
“Xion with your dull Keyblade
Won’t you help Roxas to slay?”
Then Xion learned the truth (truth)
And then she went insane. (like Riku)
Now all the 13 members (members)
Can’t even remember her name. (what was it again…?)

I changed some of it so it would actually rhyme...
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2009, 03:55:55 pm »
^lol..Funny.

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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2009, 10:11:26 pm »
It's so true though!!! But I still love Xion ^^
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2009, 12:03:03 am »
Yay, I'm happy now, I'll go put those up on FF tomorrow.
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2009, 12:32:22 am »
XD
Have fun!
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Re: 'Twas the night before.....
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2009, 01:21:27 am »
I will :3
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