Author Topic: You died of ______ (Read 28527 times)

Sakis01 · « **on:** November 03, 2009, 12:05:53 am »

I've witnessed this game on other forums and I thought that it would be fun to be brought here.
It's just telling the user that they died of something simple as that. :3

Since there's no one above me, I'll say that I died from looking at the sun for too long.

Let's take this topic to extreme heights! xD

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:16:45 am »

You died from falling off an extreme height because you were looking at the sun for too long. You were blinded, disoriented, and fell off.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:19:38 am »

You died from a frog landing on your leg, excreting poisonous toxins, having a dog lick it, then licking you.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:34:55 am »

You were about to walk up a stair case barefoot when I dog ran by you, pushing your foot into said stairs and stubbing every toe as a result. Later that day you hobbled out to check the mail when a squirrel fell out of a tree. (mind you, had your toes not been stubbed you would have been walking faster and thus, timewise, you would have not been under the squirrel at that exact moment). Well, the squirrel bit your ear, so you had to go to the doctor's. Fortunately, you didn't have rabbis. Unfortunately, while waiting for the doctor and listening to your ipod you hear "Dancing Queen" and start dancing around, and dancing on a stubbed foot is anything but wise. You trip into the container of needles, and one of them stabs your eye. Now you can't see, and as such can't drive, and so must bus home. (nevermind you probably have some disease from the needle now). All of the seats are taken, except for one that has a sign and tape blocking it because someone peed on it. So, you are left to stand on your stubbed foot that you just remembered you forgot to have the doctor look at while you were there! When you get to the bus station you accidentally leave your purse or wallet on the bus and can't get on another one. That bus wont be back for two hours, and you can walk home quicker than that. So, you start your walk finding every step to be more painful that the last. You go to cross the road when a driver, not watching where they're going, smashes right into...the person walking in front of you. Pieces of brain splatter your outfit, and blood soaks through your shoes. Its not comfortable walking around with soaking shoes, so you take those off. Crossing a manhole your one good foot slips in and you break your ankle! Suck city! The ambulance nearby gives you a ride along with the headless corpse. They needed to take your statement anyway. You pass out from all the pain.They take you to the hospital and mix up the charts and treat you like your headless friend. So, the headless friend gets a cast on her foot and you get buried alive. By the time they realize their mistake (which takes longer than it should because the doctor and nurse in charge of the headless girl, or who they believe to be you, are fooling around with each other.) it is too late. You're dead.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:42:57 am »

(that's a mouthful)

You die from drowning! xD

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:58:07 am »

^(you wanted extreme heights

You decide to try eating an aborted fetus, and choke to death on it.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:00:32 am »

You died from smelling socks that were marinated in chemical waste.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:01:27 am »

you dyed from chemicals being put in your hair

Sakis01 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:07:22 am »

You die from Pokemon overload.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:09:40 am »

You died from the dentist. he was sick and tired of you trying to figure out how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootse pop and just save your parents money and just pulled all your teeth out and let you bleed to death

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:10:40 am »

^ cool dentist, ha ha

you died in a dream and as a consequence your body stopped functioning in reality.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:11:02 am »

Quote from: Sakis01 on November 03, 2009, 01:07:22 am

You die from Pokemon overload.

BEST DEATH EVAR

Quote from: Griff_the_dragoon on November 03, 2009, 01:09:40 am

You died from the dentist. he was sick and tired of you trying to figure out how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootse pop and just save your parents money and just pulled all your teeth out and let you bleed to death

^you died of swine flu

Quote from: fhqwhgads41185 on November 03, 2009, 01:10:40 am

^ cool dentist, ha ha

you died in a dream and as a consequence your body stopped functioning in reality.

You too, because you stole my post

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #12 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:13:00 am »

you died from the fact that one day your parents told you that pokemon were not real.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #13 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:14:07 am »

Quote from: Griff_the_dragoon on November 03, 2009, 01:13:00 am

you died from the fact that one day your parents told you that pokemon were not real.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT

you died from my charizards flamethrower

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #14 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:15:57 am »

you died because you ate the cake which i told you was a lie

xcthulhux · « **Reply #15 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:17:06 am »

you died of starvation due to lack of delicious cake

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #16 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:20:08 am »

you died from the like of poke BALLS

xcthulhux · « **Reply #17 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:24:24 am »

you died because you like to poke your BALLS

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #18 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:38:10 am »

you died a virgin lol

xcthulhux · « **Reply #19 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:39:34 am »

You died because you lied to everyone about what pat and i did.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:43:52 am »

you died from pokemon underload

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #21 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:48:31 am »

you died from writers block

Sakis01 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 03, 2009, 02:00:42 am »

you die by being killed by the characters you draw.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 03, 2009, 02:09:00 am »

you choked on a loli

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 03, 2009, 02:09:36 am »

^lolipop, of course, gotta specify in an otaku crowd

ha ha

DancingTofu · « **Reply #25 on:** November 03, 2009, 05:40:42 am »

You died from a 46.1g meteorite striking your spinal cord at 6,749 km/h.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #26 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:55:51 am »

You died in a Fire.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #27 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:07:49 am »

You died of overcapitalization.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #28 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:18:13 am »

^ YOU DIED CHOCKING ON POCKY WHILE IN CHICAGO.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #29 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:40:47 am »

you died because you accidentally an entire coca cola bottle

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #30 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:42:44 am »

Quote from: xcthulhux on November 03, 2009, 09:40:47 am

you died because you accidentally an entire coca cola bottle

ACCIDENTALLY WHAT?
XD

You died because of a phone call from beyond the grave.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #31 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:45:47 am »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on November 03, 2009, 09:42:44 am

Quote from: xcthulhux on November 03, 2009, 09:40:47 am
you died because you accidentally an entire coca cola bottle

ACCIDENTALLY WHAT?
XD

You died because of a phone call from beyond the grave.

An entire coca cola bottle.

You died when a plane crashed in a manure field. but you weren't on the plane, you were in the manure field

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #32 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:48:08 am »

You died because you had a staring contest with a japanese groundhog.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #33 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:57:02 am »

you died because its a prarie dog

Cyprus · « **Reply #34 on:** November 03, 2009, 11:07:27 am »

You died because your Triad buddys betrayed you & put a bomb on your private jet

NightLotus · « **Reply #35 on:** November 03, 2009, 11:09:33 am »

you died of a rat eating its way though your belly while you were passed out from drinking to much pumpkin schnapps.

(or maybe the schnapps killed you, we can't be sure!)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #36 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:49:50 pm »

You choked on a *redacted*...... wait, that could be interpeted too easily.

You died when you choked when you tried to eat a corndog backwards.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #37 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:55:14 pm »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on November 03, 2009, 12:49:50 pm

You choked on a *redacted*...... wait, that could be interpeted too easily.

You died when you choked when you tried to eat a corndog backwards.

you died while trying to make this post funny >.>

superjaz · « **Reply #38 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:08:41 pm »

you died of dysrtery

xcthulhux · « **Reply #39 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:22:04 pm »

you died because numberguy came and we09747324758349834723

soundninja12 · « **Reply #40 on:** November 03, 2009, 04:58:43 pm »

You died because a cow jumped out of nowhere and scared you to the verge of killing yourself

Daxe · « **Reply #41 on:** November 03, 2009, 06:04:26 pm »

You died because a cow jumped over the moon and landed on you.

nyahaha · « **Reply #42 on:** November 03, 2009, 06:09:22 pm »

you died becuase you drank alot of diet coke and ate mentos at the same time.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #43 on:** November 03, 2009, 06:34:39 pm »

You died sneezing. :/

Cyprus · « **Reply #44 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:10:40 pm »

You died fron ingesting an entire crate of pop rocks & washing them down in gallons of pepsi

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #45 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:02:07 pm »

You died because you did not believe urban myths.

jaybug · « **Reply #46 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:06:47 pm »

You died of a staph infection caused by an unclean hospital. You were in the hospital due to a car accident, and needed back surgery.

This is how my grandmother died.

Oh, and the hospital was Providence, in case you had to go there. So glad our work health insurance is Providence Medical aren't I?

mini-man · « **Reply #47 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:22:01 pm »

You died in space shortly after exiting the earth atmosphere do to an allergic reaction to space and were then shot into the sun cuase your crew thought it would be cool.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #48 on:** November 04, 2009, 12:43:31 am »

You died trying to ship yourself to Japan in a box.

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #49 on:** November 04, 2009, 12:51:51 am »

died for the sake of my entertainment

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #50 on:** November 04, 2009, 05:10:52 am »

You died from sakè, but also for my entertainment.

Cyprus · « **Reply #51 on:** November 04, 2009, 07:59:09 am »

You died because you forgot to eat, sleep, or drink water for too long because you were trying to reach over 9000 posts on the Kumoricon forums.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #52 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:50:11 am »

You died because you were delinquent on your loan for three months.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #53 on:** November 04, 2009, 10:07:41 am »

you died because of my adorable collection of scribblenauts fan art avatars.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #54 on:** November 04, 2009, 01:42:15 pm »

You dyed shirts.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #55 on:** November 04, 2009, 04:43:31 pm »

you were killed by "the more mature members of this site

NARUNIK · « **Reply #56 on:** November 04, 2009, 04:49:30 pm »

You were killed of Krusty's burgers.
You were also killed of viruses from MEGAMAN.

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #57 on:** November 04, 2009, 05:06:40 pm »

You died of pneumonia.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #58 on:** November 04, 2009, 05:11:15 pm »

You just died.

jaybug · « **Reply #59 on:** November 04, 2009, 05:52:59 pm »

You died unlike how you had hoped. You left a terribly disfigured corpse. And you were old too. Adn you weren't driving a way cool supercar, it was a scooter. And yo got run over by the bus downtown in the bus mall.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #60 on:** November 04, 2009, 06:03:57 pm »

I thought Tanis liked his scooter. xD

You went to a fast food place, and unbeknownst to you, the fry cook decided that he was fed up with society and decided to change the status quo by putting cyanide in your burger. However, it was old cyanide, so when you were driving home all it made you do was throw up. This made you stop your car abruptly, and so a semitruck crashed into the car. This still did not kill you, because do a freak incident you weren't wearing your seatbelt and crashed through the windshield. So you were very cut up and lying in the middle of the road, but still alive. The frycook from earlier happened to be going home on his bike at that very second, and ran you over with his bike. That still didn't kill you, though! Nobody called an ambulence because they didn't really care and just continued onto wherever they were going, running you over several times.

All of that, and you were still alive, though. What really did it is when the French nuked the exact spot you were lying down on because they were mad about the line in the movie We Were Soldiers, "What French army?"

NARUNIK · « **Reply #61 on:** November 04, 2009, 06:18:11 pm »

o_o I always thuoght Tanis was a girl. No wonder.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #62 on:** November 04, 2009, 06:26:24 pm »

He's a guy~

You died from your stomach exploding because you ate too much kielbasa.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #63 on:** November 04, 2009, 07:04:43 pm »

You died on seeing my package through my pants, which you didn't expect.

mini-man · « **Reply #64 on:** November 05, 2009, 12:09:00 am »

You died from from an explosion cuased by time paradox created by you in the future travling backin time for some unexplanable reason and unknowingly bumped into each other on your way to get something to eat.

SirenMarina · « **Reply #65 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:19:45 am »

You died by needle injection after suffering a major holiday overload while vacationing in Texas. After seeing christmas decorations out WAY too early, you took the nearest set of christmas lights you could find you strangled Santa and his happy elves. You were then charged with five cases of homicide and sentenced to death by lethal injection.No one mourned the Santa Clause Murderer.

(had to bring up texas cuz they still have the death penalty...besides who hasn't gone holiday crazy?)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #66 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:42:32 am »

You died by suffocation when you tried to wear 5 scarves at once.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #67 on:** November 05, 2009, 10:02:34 am »

you died because candlejack came in an

NightLotus · « **Reply #68 on:** November 05, 2009, 11:55:00 am »

you died from eating to much pudding.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #69 on:** November 05, 2009, 12:41:00 pm »

you died from screaming random obscenities too loudly.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #70 on:** November 05, 2009, 06:24:08 pm »

You fell down a flight of glares.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #71 on:** November 05, 2009, 06:26:33 pm »

You died of someones hand writing and a book.

DEATH NOTE

SirenMarina · « **Reply #72 on:** November 05, 2009, 07:17:33 pm »

You died from brain implosion after trying to figure how the hell Narunik did that.

mini-man · « **Reply #73 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:17:18 pm »

Quote from: SirenMarina on November 05, 2009, 04:19:45 am

You died by needle injection after suffering a major holiday overload while vacationing in Texas. After seeing christmas decorations out WAY too early, you took the nearest set of christmas lights you could find you strangled Santa and his happy elves. You were then charged with five cases of homicide and sentenced to death by lethal injection.No one mourned the Santa Clause Murderer.

(had to bring up texas cuz they still have the death penalty...besides who hasn't gone holiday crazy?)

I finally got that fat red bastard! HAHA!

You died when you fell of a balcony into a truck full of fullfy kittens and were to overcome by an overload of cute.

leonmasteries · « **Reply #74 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:21:38 pm »

You died after you went bunji jumping at the grand canion and the rope broke, but you didn't die on impact. After landing at the base of the Grand Canion, you were taken to the hospital where they accidentally injected you with bleach instead of the right narcotics... And this is why you don't trust doctors.

mini-man · « **Reply #75 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:31:15 pm »

You died cuase you were near the set of final destintion when the rock fly'd out of the lawn mower bounced off a camra and smacked you in the temple distracing you for a split second while you were crossing the street. Then the crosswalk light truned red and you were hit by the semi that plays as optimus Prime cuase the Movie Rise of the fallen was being filmed right across the street.

Winfred · « **Reply #76 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:25:11 pm »

You died of punchingdudesatosis.

SirenMarina · « **Reply #77 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:59:05 pm »

You died because you failed in silent hill.......alot

NARUNIK · « **Reply #78 on:** November 05, 2009, 10:10:34 pm »

You died of DDR corruption and flashy clothing.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #79 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:38:16 am »

You died from the suffocation of screaming fangirls gone beserk.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #80 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:39:22 am »

you died from sucking it.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #81 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:40:14 am »

You died from a recoiled poke ball.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #82 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:44:20 am »

you died from a ricochet'd lolipop

Sakis01 · « **Reply #83 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:48:11 am »

Died from my lollipop lodging into your face! xD

xcthulhux · « **Reply #84 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:49:40 am »

Died from my face lodging into your lolipop

Cyprus · « **Reply #85 on:** November 06, 2009, 08:18:47 am »

You died after you hollared cruel things at your avatar & it jumped out of your moniter, then pummeled you to death.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #86 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:09:10 am »

You died after the Repo man came and gottcha spleannnnn.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #87 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:14:07 pm »

You died of Kairi choking you! 0_0

jaybug · « **Reply #88 on:** November 06, 2009, 05:45:26 pm »

You died of a fart attack!

SirenMarina · « **Reply #89 on:** November 06, 2009, 07:12:14 pm »

[Edited for content by Mod] A cat scratching your thraot out for pulling his tail

[Edited by Rathany]

NARUNIK · « **Reply #90 on:** November 06, 2009, 08:46:36 pm »

Quote from: jaybug on November 06, 2009, 08:44:47 pm

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That is just crazy..

You died of watching South Park...

jaybug · « **Reply #91 on:** November 06, 2009, 08:54:41 pm »

I could see that if it was this. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/

You died of a pulmonary edema while sitting on the john one fine morning after Christmas, your son discovers you a while later as he is rushing to make it to work on time.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #92 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:39:17 pm »

Wow..

You die of constapation!

THAT IS SERIOUS...

soundninja12 · « **Reply #93 on:** November 07, 2009, 09:17:03 pm »

You died of all perverted deaths stated above and on previous pages

nyahaha · « **Reply #94 on:** November 07, 2009, 10:09:53 pm »

you died of too many times of hearing me and rachel quote and sing along to movies that you have never seen before. you were scared to death. (gosh I sure hope komui doesn't kill me...)

pyronine · « **Reply #95 on:** November 07, 2009, 10:38:29 pm »

You died due to lack of Raishi

NARUNIK · « **Reply #96 on:** November 07, 2009, 11:25:35 pm »

You died from my mom...

leonmasteries · « **Reply #97 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:10:43 am »

you died after finding out you couldn't go to kumoricon.

pyronine · « **Reply #98 on:** November 08, 2009, 05:10:40 am »

You died Monday Sept 6th 2010 @ 5pm from lack of sleep at Kumoricon

Quote from: leonmasteries on November 08, 2009, 02:10:43 am

you died after finding out you couldn't go to kumoricon.

I think most would die from that

Cyprus · « **Reply #99 on:** November 08, 2009, 10:37:27 am »

You died from an out of control fire in your home while you were sleeping.

pyronine · « **Reply #100 on:** November 08, 2009, 11:05:00 am »

You died from eating a case of pocky and then chugging a 6 pack of Ramune.

Winfred · « **Reply #101 on:** November 08, 2009, 11:06:17 am »

You died of Spam. I'm so sorrryyyy.

pyronine · « **Reply #102 on:** November 08, 2009, 11:08:29 am »

You died from laughing to much from the previous post

soundninja12 · « **Reply #103 on:** November 08, 2009, 08:30:10 pm »

^ You died from repetitively touching heat lamps (why?!)

Animeman73 · « **Reply #104 on:** November 09, 2009, 08:48:15 pm »

You died from getting squashed by the Monty Python foot.

mini-man · « **Reply #105 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:16:52 pm »

You died of a heart attack when you saw a pig fly.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #106 on:** November 11, 2009, 09:25:33 pm »

You died of how fat EGG MAN is.

Roddy Manic · « **Reply #107 on:** November 11, 2009, 10:41:25 pm »

You died from being too male

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #108 on:** November 12, 2009, 01:56:53 am »

You died from trying to swallow a whole pocky stick and choked to death on the melting chocolate.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #109 on:** November 12, 2009, 09:06:06 am »

you died because that is impossible

RoscoeTEHclam · « **Reply #110 on:** November 12, 2009, 10:24:11 am »

You died of your Lazer misfiring

xcthulhux · « **Reply #111 on:** November 12, 2009, 11:12:37 am »

you died from the ridiculous amount of fail in that dead meme

NARUNIK · « **Reply #112 on:** November 14, 2009, 11:15:00 pm »

You ate the biggest twinky in the world and died of it...

MiriaRose · « **Reply #113 on:** November 14, 2009, 11:18:43 pm »

You died of Agent Orange exposure.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #114 on:** November 15, 2009, 12:05:32 am »

You die of...MILK OF MAGNESIA! And WoW....Because yer cousins must be NIGHT-ELF MOHAWKS!

pyronine · « **Reply #115 on:** November 16, 2009, 10:39:53 am »

You died from staying up too long playing modern warfare 2

NARUNIK · « **Reply #116 on:** November 16, 2009, 03:46:16 pm »

You died of the same thing! (MDW 2 IS BOMB) Oh, my dad was playing it till 5 am...HE GOT HOOCKED!

KHking · « **Reply #117 on:** November 24, 2009, 01:42:38 pm »

You died of ______
« on: November 03, 2009, 12:05:53 AM » Quote

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I've witnessed this game on other forums and I thought that it would be fun to be brought here.
It's just telling the user that they died of something simple as that. :3

Since there's no one above me, I'll say that I died from looking at the sun for too long.

Let's take this topic to extreme heights! xD

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Cassiopeia
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Re: You died of ______
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2009, 12:16:45 AM » Quote

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You died from falling off an extreme height because you were looking at the sun for too long. You were blinded, disoriented, and fell off.

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Sakis01
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Re: You died of ______
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2009, 12:19:38 AM » Quote

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You died from a frog landing on your leg, excreting poisonous toxins, having a dog lick it, then licking you.

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fhqwhgads41185
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2009, 12:34:55 AM » Quote

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You were about to walk up a stair case barefoot when I dog ran by you, pushing your foot into said stairs and stubbing every toe as a result. Later that day you hobbled out to check the mail when a squirrel fell out of a tree. (mind you, had your toes not been stubbed you would have been walking faster and thus, timewise, you would have not been under the squirrel at that exact moment). Well, the squirrel bit your ear, so you had to go to the doctor's. Fortunately, you didn't have rabbis. Unfortunately, while waiting for the doctor and listening to your ipod you hear "Dancing Queen" and start dancing around, and dancing on a stubbed foot is anything but wise. You trip into the container of needles, and one of them stabs your eye. Now you can't see, and as such can't drive, and so must bus home. (nevermind you probably have some disease from the needle now). All of the seats are taken, except for one that has a sign and tape blocking it because someone peed on it. So, you are left to stand on your stubbed foot that you just remembered you forgot to have the doctor look at while you were there! When you get to the bus station you accidentally leave your purse or wallet on the bus and can't get on another one. That bus wont be back for two hours, and you can walk home quicker than that. So, you start your walk finding every step to be more painful that the last. You go to cross the road when a driver, not watching where they're going, smashes right into...the person walking in front of you. Pieces of brain splatter your outfit, and blood soaks through your shoes. Its not comfortable walking around with soaking shoes, so you take those off. Crossing a manhole your one good foot slips in and you break your ankle! Suck city! The ambulance nearby gives you a ride along with the headless corpse. They needed to take your statement anyway. You pass out from all the pain.They take you to the hospital and mix up the charts and treat you like your headless friend. So, the headless friend gets a cast on her foot and you get buried alive. By the time they realize their mistake (which takes longer than it should because the doctor and nurse in charge of the headless girl, or who they believe to be you, are fooling around with each other.) it is too late. You're dead.

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Sakis01
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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2009, 12:42:57 AM » Quote

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(that's a mouthful)

You die from drowning! xD

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fhqwhgads41185
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2009, 12:58:07 AM » Quote

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^(you wanted extreme heights

You decide to try eating an aborted fetus, and choke to death on it.

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Sakis01
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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2009, 01:00:32 AM » Quote

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You died from smelling socks that were marinated in chemical waste.

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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2009, 01:01:27 AM » Quote

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you dyed from chemicals being put in your hair

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You die from Pokemon overload.

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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2009, 01:09:40 AM » Quote

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You died from the dentist. he was sick and tired of you trying to figure out how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootse pop and just save your parents money and just pulled all your teeth out and let you bleed to death

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fhqwhgads41185
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2009, 01:10:40 AM » Quote

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^ cool dentist, ha ha

you died in a dream and as a consequence your body stopped functioning in reality.

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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2009, 01:11:02 AM » Quote

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Quote from: Sakis01 on November 03, 2009, 01:07:22 AM
You die from Pokemon overload.

BEST DEATH EVAR

Quote from: Griff_the_dragoon on November 03, 2009, 01:09:40 AM
You died from the dentist. he was sick and tired of you trying to figure out how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootse pop and just save your parents money and just pulled all your teeth out and let you bleed to death

^you died of swine flu

Quote from: fhqwhgads41185 on November 03, 2009, 01:10:40 AM
^ cool dentist, ha ha

you died in a dream and as a consequence your body stopped functioning in reality.

You too, because you stole my post

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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2009, 01:13:00 AM » Quote

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you died from the fact that one day your parents told you that pokemon were not real.

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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2009, 01:14:07 AM » Quote

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you died from the fact that one day your parents told you that pokemon were not real.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT

you died from my charizards flamethrower

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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2009, 01:15:57 AM » Quote

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you died because you ate the cake which i told you was a lie

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that is what you died from

StarryShay · « **Reply #118 on:** November 24, 2009, 01:44:18 pm »

You died from the internets deciding that it doesn't like your long post and eating you. >:3

NARUNIK · « **Reply #119 on:** November 24, 2009, 07:15:34 pm »

You died from Vocaloid hackers!

KHking · « **Reply #120 on:** November 25, 2009, 07:29:14 pm »

You died from too much helium while inpersinating UP!

Sakis01 · « **Reply #121 on:** November 25, 2009, 09:49:59 pm »

You died of the subtlety of the backstabbing secret insults said by friends and family.

devyrae · « **Reply #122 on:** November 26, 2009, 02:51:49 am »

You died from stuffing yourself to death with thanksgiving food.

KHking · « **Reply #123 on:** November 26, 2009, 11:07:36 am »

While cosplaying Bakura a Yugi cosplayer thinks you are real and slits your throat with a card.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #124 on:** November 27, 2009, 07:41:44 pm »

You got cholera from Somali pirates.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #125 on:** November 27, 2009, 08:01:33 pm »

You died of eating to much mushrooms...

PaperShredderchan · « **Reply #126 on:** November 27, 2009, 11:39:55 pm »

You died from being hit by an ice cream truck

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #127 on:** November 28, 2009, 11:30:46 am »

You died from being reported to the mod.

The_Geek · « **Reply #128 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:02:21 pm »

You died of driving your car off a cliff in a rigged game of chicken.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #129 on:** November 29, 2009, 08:19:14 pm »

You died of to much mushrooms...

The_Geek · « **Reply #130 on:** November 29, 2009, 09:47:52 pm »

You died of poisioning from too much monosodium glutamate from ramen.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #131 on:** December 03, 2009, 09:50:50 pm »

You died from too much watching shock videos from newgrounds.

KHking · « **Reply #132 on:** December 05, 2009, 09:27:57 pm »

You died of smiling so large it cut open your entire face and your brains oozed out

Sakis01 · « **Reply #133 on:** December 06, 2009, 01:03:41 am »

You died of poisoning from the paint that stains your face while you sleep.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #134 on:** December 06, 2009, 10:27:55 am »

You died from hat overdose.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #135 on:** December 06, 2009, 05:36:34 pm »

You died of Pocky overdose!

NARUNIK · « **Reply #136 on:** December 06, 2009, 08:51:37 pm »

I die of Afro Samurai. You know what that means....

PWNED>

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #137 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:50:17 am »

You died when you crossed the road one day and made a car swerve and hit a telephone pole. which made the telephone pole fall and land on top of you

Mitsukai Mizu Amaya · « **Reply #138 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:46:56 am »

You died when the magician cut the box in half too early.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #139 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:55:09 am »

You died trying to one up the magician by sawing yourself in half.

nyahaha · « **Reply #140 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:19:59 pm »

you died of drinking hot chocolate that was too hot and it burned you... on the inside.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #141 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:24:08 pm »

You died of Mr.T's Night Elf Mohawk

Griff_the_dragoon · « **Reply #142 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:42:59 pm »

you died because you fell off the edge of the earth and landed on jupiter and suffocated in a lake of liquid methane

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #143 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:58:52 pm »

You died because you got eaten by a Beetlejuice sandworm.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #144 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:12:42 pm »

You died of Tik Tok's!!!

Man of the Public · « **Reply #145 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:46:16 pm »

You died of dysentery.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #146 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:55:31 pm »

You died because you were eaten by a grue.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #147 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:06:01 pm »

You died because you got eaten by GODZILLA!!!

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #148 on:** December 09, 2009, 08:04:10 am »

You died because you were tied down in front of a next of fire ants.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #149 on:** December 09, 2009, 10:26:29 pm »

You died of...I can't think-YOU DIE OF BOREDOM! DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN.

KHking · « **Reply #150 on:** December 10, 2009, 05:54:52 pm »

Your little sisters is playing Hannah Montanna in her room. You bleed to death from your ears.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #151 on:** December 11, 2009, 03:10:29 pm »

You died because you are actually a character in a Cloverfield/Gozer from Ghostbusters slashfic.

choji fat · « **Reply #152 on:** January 01, 2010, 07:22:10 pm »

you died from something fat and fluby

NARUNIK · « **Reply #153 on:** January 01, 2010, 08:53:26 pm »

^ You died because you are a replacement for Kenny.

^^^ I DID DIE OF THAT...

choji fat · « **Reply #154 on:** January 01, 2010, 10:10:06 pm »

u died of bad jokes (beat that)

NARUNIK · « **Reply #155 on:** January 01, 2010, 10:44:10 pm »

You died from to much Barbeque pork. Actually.

THAT ALMOST HAPPENS TO CHOJI..

choji fat · « **Reply #156 on:** January 01, 2010, 10:45:55 pm »

Hey its good OK

(wat a jerk)

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #157 on:** January 07, 2010, 05:45:04 pm »

You died of massive internal bleeding, caused by swallowing a chipmunk whole and it trying to burrow its way through your body. (The chipmunk also dies, from exhaustion, while resting in your left kidney).

Animeman73 · « **Reply #158 on:** January 07, 2010, 06:18:45 pm »

You died from exposure...to the world's deadliest joke.

jaybug · « **Reply #159 on:** January 07, 2010, 06:27:26 pm »

You died because someone shoved you, because you backed up on their new Nike shoes, right into the path of the stopping school bus, waiting to take you to school.

Which was a good death, because everyone else got the week off, grieving they called it. They laughed all the way to the bank as it were.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #160 on:** January 10, 2010, 04:01:00 am »

You died from sitting in a chair watching 24 hours of Telletubbies and Barney.

FynХоук · « **Reply #161 on:** January 10, 2010, 05:02:18 pm »

you died trying to compete with the Chinese in the gold farming buisness

KHking · « **Reply #162 on:** January 10, 2010, 05:36:02 pm »

While sleeping, a forum goer finds that a new member has joined the forums, she goes over to do the opening ritual. Unfortunately, it goes horribly wrong and you die of loss of blood.

mini-man · « **Reply #163 on:** February 26, 2010, 02:09:34 pm »

You just died
Yup thats about it lawlz

shoe · « **Reply #164 on:** February 26, 2010, 03:37:55 pm »

you died from being biologically gay

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #165 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:14:19 pm »

You died from eating an 8 year old taco.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #166 on:** February 28, 2010, 03:53:13 pm »

Totally didn't see the word taco...

You died because you at an 8 year old.

StarryShay · « **Reply #167 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:53:19 pm »

You died because you fail.

KHking · « **Reply #168 on:** March 03, 2010, 09:10:51 pm »

You die after slipping onto a bunch of spikes and then crashing in a car on your way to the hospital.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #169 on:** March 03, 2010, 11:36:15 pm »

HAXX! Spikes kill instantly....unless.....

You died while falling onto Spike Spiegel, who then fell out of a church and blew up.

tas110 · « **Reply #170 on:** March 04, 2010, 03:54:47 pm »

all of your pocky burned in a great fire so you killed yourself by jumping into the fire to save them and burned for days

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #171 on:** March 04, 2010, 04:04:34 pm »

You died from eating a rusty twinkie drenched in juice from a can of baby carrots planted in Aids-carrying locust infested farm soil next to a toxic waste dump.

To the faint of heart, read the words without thinking about them and laugh evilly when you're done.

tas110 · « **Reply #172 on:** March 04, 2010, 08:23:34 pm »

you think I ate that twinkie but I ate a replica of it and you ate the real one

jaybug · « **Reply #173 on:** March 04, 2010, 09:14:36 pm »

you died because the airlock on the space station failed while you were boarding to start the vacation of your life.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #174 on:** March 05, 2010, 03:41:00 pm »

Youd died when you woke up as a mushroom and got stepped on by a plumber.

mini-man · « **Reply #175 on:** March 06, 2010, 02:52:59 pm »

You died when you were walkin on the sidewalk caryin a box o' pocky and triped and was impaled by a pocky stick.
ouch!

shoe · « **Reply #176 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:29:27 pm »

Quote from: mini-man on March 06, 2010, 02:52:59 pm

You died when you were walkin on the sidewalk caryin a box o' pocky and triped and was impaled by a pocky stick.
ouch!

you always get some wacky stuff when you important

newest japanese craze: impossible to eat really sharp tough pocky enjoy!n_n desu

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #177 on:** March 17, 2010, 12:25:59 pm »

You died from dogs chewing you up...shoe, and tossed in a lake to be pulled up by a fisherman and now you serve as a flowerpot for roses.

(that doesn't sound so bad, except for the dogs)

KHking · « **Reply #178 on:** March 17, 2010, 05:14:18 pm »

You died of falling off a television?

NARUNIK · « **Reply #179 on:** March 17, 2010, 10:18:00 pm »

^ You died of a prostate issue..like a while ago...LIKE LAST WEEK MONDAY or something..

shoe · « **Reply #180 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:02:17 am »

i'm too young to die i have a wife and kids to feed

you die from super anime virus bc my mom knows japan is evil

KHking · « **Reply #181 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:17:24 pm »

You die peacefully when you fall off a very large cliff.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #182 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:21:21 pm »

you die of farting to hard.

shoe · « **Reply #183 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:56:50 pm »

how embarrassing

you die from cellphone radiation

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #184 on:** April 06, 2010, 04:25:22 pm »

You died in a penguin explosion.

TideWalker · « **Reply #185 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:11:06 pm »

You died in a zombie apocalypse, becuz you were unprepared.^

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #186 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:27:24 pm »

^ you died from walking down a aisle at the dollor store, tripping and impaling your eye on the hooks sticking out from the selves

TideWalker · « **Reply #187 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:30:03 pm »

^ you died from a peanutbutter jar rigged with explosives.

kit2kit · « **Reply #188 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:59:14 pm »

You died because the cake option was no longer available.

TideWalker · « **Reply #189 on:** April 07, 2010, 01:02:26 pm »

You died because oprah got cancelled?

Styx · « **Reply #190 on:** April 07, 2010, 01:48:15 pm »

You died from extreme facepalm.

TideWalker · « **Reply #191 on:** April 07, 2010, 01:51:06 pm »

You died from the kitteh next door that was TOO cute for words.

PaperShredderchan · « **Reply #192 on:** April 24, 2010, 07:39:25 pm »

you died of spontaneous combustion

KHking · « **Reply #193 on:** May 10, 2010, 06:40:28 pm »

You died from choking on a magazine.

Animeman73 · « **Reply #194 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:56:44 pm »

You died from an explosion courtesy of the Holy Handgrenade.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #195 on:** July 15, 2010, 06:15:59 pm »

You died from an explosion that ripped apart the hull on the NCC-1701-D and you just happened to be wearing a Red Shirt.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #196 on:** July 15, 2010, 06:24:52 pm »

I died of IPLAYEDTOMUCHKINGDOMHEARTSidis.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #197 on:** July 15, 2010, 08:23:55 pm »

You died of Bieber fever. Ouch.

@KonanX3: Didja have to be so harsh? Red shirt is like worst case scenario right thar! lol

pyronine · « **Reply #198 on:** July 16, 2010, 02:46:42 am »

You died of, having your chi sucked out of you from a teddy bear.

. On a side note, I died when stacks of blank badges and registration forms fell over, suffocated me.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #199 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:10:18 am »

^Died of lolipop disease due to getting attacked by a biting potato.

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