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age old queastions answered
« on: June 30, 2009, 04:55:56 pm »
This is for all of us who want to know answers to age old questions (ex: what do you do if an endangered animal is eating an endagered plant)

rules: post a reply to a question that has already been asked, please DO NOT make it a short answer, age old queastions need explanations.

this is a chance to use your wit, random information you happen to know, or all resaorces of the internet.

have fun with it! it doesnt need to be true you can make it off off the top of your head.

if you dont know an awser or dont want to make one up, dont post.

all questions can be answered any amount of time just be sure to say which queastion its for!

and finaly: if you want to ask a question post it on the bottom of your post =D

? 1: what was the best thing before sliced bread? ???
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2009, 05:26:43 pm »
^ The Twist Tie

VIf 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2009, 06:05:41 pm »
^ yes actualy! studies have shown that the fifth person eats a gallon of oxy clean a day to induce the "pleaser" of diaria

why DID the chicken cross the road?
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2009, 10:04:24 pm »
^ The chicken crossed the road because it was not the one he wanted to travel down on his cross-country road trip to visit the Colonel on Kentucky, so he crossed the road off his map with a big black x.

V What came first, the chicken or the egg?


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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2009, 10:18:41 pm »
The chicken, because it evolved from a fish.~

How much wood can a wood-chuch chuck anyway?(:

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2009, 12:27:24 am »
42

How can there be self-help “groups”?
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2009, 12:32:20 am »
Because, no matter how many people there are, it always comes down to your decisions.

How many ways exactly are there to make change for a dollar?
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2009, 12:42:18 am »
Oh gosh, let me do some thinking. 293 is your exact answer, your welcome. x.x... xD

Oh, how long does it take to circle the world by car going 60mph?

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2009, 02:01:43 am »
as long as YOU want it to 8)

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2009, 02:07:51 am »
SO MUCH SUMP, YOU COULD FILL A BATHTUB.

How come you park in a driveway, and drive in a parkway?

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2009, 05:01:15 am »
^ to make us think about the confusing names so we never forget that you don't actually park in the parkway or drive in the driveway.


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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2009, 10:39:06 am »
because that word just sounds oh so comfy. LIKE A BED :D

if con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2009, 10:41:55 am »
Yep, but who else will over-rule the president?

(Whoa an answer and a question in one sentence!)
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2009, 11:32:51 am »
His mother. >:3

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2009, 12:55:51 pm »
because the milk cant make up its mind with being black or white so the cookie makes it all better

do ants have a**holes?
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2009, 05:08:27 pm »
Yes.  They live in them. ;]

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2009, 08:00:47 pm »
Haha, before I read the 'please do not list them part' I was about to type like a million words. xD

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2009, 08:17:05 pm »
324  ;D *total bs*

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2009, 08:59:10 pm »
because mr moustache e mailed you?              what is the price of tea in china?
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2009, 12:57:38 am »
Arbitrary.

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2009, 12:59:36 am »
At the top of the page to the left. C=
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2009, 12:06:49 pm »
saves on marker

why i it called mince meant if there is no meat in it
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2009, 09:25:51 pm »
Cause if you take the 'n' out of 'mince' it spells 'mice'.


What does 'you lie like a rug' have anything to do with bad liars? Seriously?! I NEVER understood that saying. Don't rugs lie well?!
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2009, 09:40:40 pm »
thats exactly the point if you lie well enuogh you can infact beconsidered a rug.

why do sun burns... burn?
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2009, 10:25:11 pm »
Your skin is being cooked. It got cooked too much.

Why does bug spray not keep off bugs?
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2009, 10:51:40 pm »
For the same reason hair spray doesn't keep off hair.

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2009, 01:28:09 pm »
I'm on first to being awake in the morning....is that what you meant?

I think about this a lot.

where did all the words in the universe come from? like how did they decide to call a door, a door? :0
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2009, 01:31:53 pm »
Haha, I'm pretty sure people make them up along the way.

Why do people say 'you can't have your cake and eat it too'? I mean, what good is cake if you can't eat it?

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2009, 03:37:00 pm »
because thouse realy cool cakes that dont look like cakes... you cant have it and eat it!

why didnt they use the "national emergancy brodcast system" for 9/11?
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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2009, 03:40:20 pm »
Because it was a...CONSPIRACY. O.O

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2009, 03:49:08 pm »
The foster farms commercial chickens going to a dairy on a really really hot day.

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Re: age old queastions answered
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2009, 04:33:21 pm »
no i am a cow, you are a bird, i can not me your mother

who would win, sailor moon or naurto?
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