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Title: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 03, 2008, 12:14:13 am
I played this game on a different thread and it's a lot of fun! You basically wish for something, and the next person grants it but corrupts in some way, and then they wish for something, and the next person corrupts it, etc. For example:

First person: "I wish I was rich"
Second person: "Granted, but then all your friends try and use you for your money and you realize they're not really your friends so you end up having no friends for the rest of your life. I wish... (blah blah blah)"

Be creative when you're corrupting someone's wish! Your imagination knows no bounds ;)

My wish: I wish there was no such thing as a senior project.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: totemo_oishii on April 03, 2008, 12:20:34 am
^ Instead, to prove you were ready for life outside high school, you would have to save the lives of 3 pregnant women, jump 6 stories off a burning building and drink a gallon of raw eggs.

v I wish I had nicer teeth.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 03, 2008, 12:29:09 am
^ Granted, but the dentist made them so nice and shiny that it reflected the sun's beams and you inevitably destroyed the entire world as we know it

v I wish I had a job
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Negima on April 03, 2008, 12:57:25 am
^ Granted, but your job is crash test dummy

V I wish I wasn't sun-burned
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 03, 2008, 05:18:49 am
^ Granted, but the shock to your system of the sudden burn removal required you to spend the rest of your life in the dark or catch fire.

V  I wish I was asleep right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 03, 2008, 07:20:57 am
^ Granted, but the next time you wake up you'll need a lawnmower to trim your beard!

V I wish I wasn't sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on April 03, 2008, 07:23:06 am
^ Granted, but instead you get all the liquids in your house filled with either asprin or cough syrup.
V I wish I could have a decent time at my Portland day trip!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 03, 2008, 07:37:47 am
^ Granted: everyone else accompanying you will have a terrible time due to a freak donut accident, thus your day will seem much better.

V I wish I had wings.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on April 03, 2008, 07:39:44 am
^ Granted, but they will be paper and on your head.
V I wish I had longer clothes... [Damn you, torso!]
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 03, 2008, 09:24:53 am
^ Granted, but the clothes drag on the ground and are dry clean only.

V  I wish... I could have a vorpal longsword +4
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 03, 2008, 09:47:42 am
^ Granted, but it has 1/100 durability
V I wish I had no school
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on April 03, 2008, 08:22:58 pm
^ Granted...BUT YOU CAN'T COSPLAY! [Aren't I evil!? XD]
V I wish I could get that damn spray paint...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Zetsu4200 on April 03, 2008, 08:37:38 pm
^ Granted, but you get the wrong color!
v I wish to become king of the pirates
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on April 03, 2008, 08:42:23 pm
^ Granted, but the pirates are action figures.....
V I wish the glue on my umbrella would dry....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 03, 2008, 09:08:44 pm
^ Granted, but the glue on the umbrella drys and looks like bird poop that wont go away

V I wish my cohorts werent so dumb
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: anime_rocker on April 03, 2008, 09:11:54 pm
^ granted, but now they're REALLY dumb due to a dead fish

v i wish i had some chocolate...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kahlan4 on April 03, 2008, 09:49:54 pm
^granted, but it's poop-cola brand chocolate (yep, that's the sawdust)

Vi wish i could sit and play crisis core all day...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: anime_rocker on April 03, 2008, 09:53:53 pm
 ^ granted, but your butt will be numb for all eternity!
 v i wish i had a big bunny plushie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kahlan4 on April 03, 2008, 09:57:49 pm
^granted, but it's alive and rabid o.O

Vi wish this tea would cool down so i can drink it...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 03, 2008, 10:04:16 pm
^ Granted, but now you have to go retrieve it from Antarctica...

V I wish I was not a dead guy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: anime_rocker on April 03, 2008, 10:05:54 pm
^ granted, but your life is a living hell
 v i wish i had a mango
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 03, 2008, 10:06:30 pm
^ Granted but it is full of manganese roaches.

V I wish South Park was on forever!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kahlan4 on April 03, 2008, 10:07:11 pm
^granted, but it's constantly your least fave episode

Vi wish i had a new job
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: anime_rocker on April 03, 2008, 10:09:30 pm
 ^ granted, but it's worse than the 1 u have now.
 v now i wish i had some peach rings
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kahlan4 on April 03, 2008, 10:11:37 pm
^granted, but they are so sour you can't eat them

Vi wish i didn't have to get up at 3 tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Zetsu4200 on April 03, 2008, 10:14:09 pm
^ Granted, you have to get up at 1 instead
v i wish i had super strength
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: anime_rocker on April 04, 2008, 11:06:44 am
 ^ granted, but you can never have a girlfriend due to ur bone-crushing hugs

 v i wish kyle and nick[who are sitting next to me] would shut up
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 04, 2008, 11:34:35 am
^ Granted: now they are dead because some random person kicked them both too hard in the shins.

V I wish there was no such thing as sunlight.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 04, 2008, 05:04:49 pm
Granted, and now the world is conquered by MOLE PEOPLE.

I wish that I had a magical book.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 04, 2008, 05:54:06 pm
^ Granted, but it watches you when you sleep and schemes evil things...

V I wish I had a full-scale functional buster sword.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Zetsu4200 on April 04, 2008, 06:00:42 pm
^ granted, But Cloud comes in the night and beats you over the head with it, then takes it for himself
v I wish I had Masamune
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kahlan4 on April 04, 2008, 06:53:33 pm
^granted, but it's 1/20th scale

Vi wish i had a ds >.<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cassiopeia on April 04, 2008, 06:55:42 pm
Granted, but then you lose it... like me...

I wish that my room was clean  :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 04, 2008, 07:21:47 pm
^ Granted, but the clean fairy cannot tollerate filth, so any dirty clothing left on the floor vanishes *POOF*

V  I wish that I could make sushi.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on April 04, 2008, 08:46:56 pm
^ Granted, but it's always gone before you can eat it. ^-^
V I wish my stomach would stop hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Zetsu4200 on April 04, 2008, 08:53:41 pm
^ granted, but now the rest of your body hurts twice as bad
v I wish I knew how to perform alchemy, full metal alchemist style
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kahlan4 on April 04, 2008, 09:30:52 pm
^granted, but you screw up every time and cause someone anguish >.>

Vi wish prince caspian would be in theaters NOW!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Zetsu4200 on April 04, 2008, 09:33:13 pm
^ granted, but you go deaf and blind
v I wish to have a shinigami's eyes
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GaaraoftheFunk on April 04, 2008, 09:47:36 pm
^ Granted,But everytime you use them to kill, you lose a limb.BWAHA.


V I wish i could never get sick again.v.v
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cassiopeia on April 04, 2008, 09:51:00 pm
Granted, but you die young...

I wish my DS wasn't lost. >_<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 04, 2008, 10:19:17 pm
^  Granted, but the moment you find your DS, you get lost

V  I wish I didn't have to go back in to the clean room.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 05, 2008, 03:43:44 pm
^ Granted, but then you broke your arms when you tripped over something in the other room


v I wish I could solve all my problems
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cassiopeia on April 05, 2008, 04:49:22 pm
Granted, but then you're required to solve everyone else's problems as well.


I wish I could go to the Cirque du Soleil performance tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on April 05, 2008, 06:45:08 pm
^ Granted, but then it is set on fire by a random member of the forums wearing a pink wig and a Naruto headband......>.>...<.<
V I wish I wasn't so damn bored!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 05, 2008, 08:24:22 pm
^ Granted, but you have so many things to do now that you've lost all of your friends and family


v I wish I can have a long weekend
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kahlan4 on April 05, 2008, 09:22:41 pm
^granted, but it's your last weekend evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr >.<

Vi wish i didn't have anxiety issues o.O
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 06, 2008, 07:52:28 am
^ Granted: but now you are a piece of broccoli named Samantha-Sauce, with no cares in the world.

V I wish Kablam would come back on tv.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on April 06, 2008, 11:14:51 am
^Granted, but you have gone blind 5 min. into first episode.
v I wish I won the lottery.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 06, 2008, 01:20:43 pm
^ Granted, but the money is cursed because of where you got the numbers causing terrible things to happen to everyone around you.

V  I wish my bike would start.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 06, 2008, 05:07:40 pm
^ Granted, but you lose control going on a curvy road and flew off and killed your bike


v I wish I had some tortillas and cheese so I can make steak and cheese quesadillas
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 06, 2008, 05:19:37 pm
^ Granted, but the tortillas are corn, and the cheese is cottage. Deal with it. ^_^

V I wish Mitch Hedberg were still alive.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kitteh on April 06, 2008, 05:36:37 pm
Granted, but he is no longer funny.

I wish i didnt have allergies
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 06, 2008, 08:21:05 pm
Granted, but now you have serious phobias relating to animals, people, open spaces, confined spaces, heights, the number 13, peanutbutter sticking to the roof of your mouth, and the fear that you will be mugged the next time you go downtown.

I wish I can fall in love again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: superjaz on April 06, 2008, 08:50:49 pm
^ granted but she hates anime

VI also wish mitch was still alive and still funny
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on April 06, 2008, 09:32:06 pm
^ Granted, but then he dies five minutes after he ish resurrected.
V I wish I could get over my cold.....T.T
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 06, 2008, 09:35:58 pm
^ Granted, but you get infected with AIDS


v I wish I had my license
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: risotto on April 06, 2008, 10:36:23 pm
^ Granted, but you'll get it revoked the first time you drive with it

V I wish I was more diligent
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 06, 2008, 10:51:51 pm
^ Granted but now your obsessed with doing homework and never get to have fun

V I wish I could unclog the sink
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GaaraoftheFunk on April 07, 2008, 02:45:59 am
^ Granted.But now every other hole with plumbing in your house is clogged with dead things.

V I wish teleportation was real.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 07, 2008, 07:03:39 am
^ Granted, but due to forks in the wormholes, half of you ends up in Nebular 13, which is populated by exiled pedos. Which half is completely random.

V I wish it would rain today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 07, 2008, 07:25:29 am
/\ Granted but it rains only within 30 ft of you all day long, even indoors

I wish that I could see the new Indiana Jones movie today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: superjaz on April 07, 2008, 10:33:21 am
^ granted but it sucks and make you cry blood tears ala silent hill style

V reinbustment for every hour a have babysat and was never paid, at a fee of at leat 9 bucks an hour!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 07, 2008, 10:49:05 am
^ Granted, but the check doesn't clear until after your lifetime.

V  I wish I could figure out how to calculate the Q point of this amplifier (Hates homeworks)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 07, 2008, 12:18:27 pm
Granted but your calculator's results are always going to be +/- 1.1377777 off

I wish I was one of the Thundercats!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: superjaz on April 07, 2008, 02:39:17 pm
^ granted you are now cheetara

V gackt here now!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 07, 2008, 02:40:47 pm
Granted but, Gackt is now 500 feet tall and dances around, crushing everyone you know and love.

I wish that I had a magic wand.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: superjaz on April 07, 2008, 02:44:36 pm
Granted but, Gackt is now 500 feet tall and dances around, crushing everyone you know and love.
(HA Gackt can't dance!!!)

^ granted but it runs on batteries and drains them super fast


v christopher walkens finally gets elected prez!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 07, 2008, 02:48:08 pm
/\ Sorry, you have to says :I wish"......
Granted but he is assassinated by John Goodman (wf?)

\/ I wish that The psi-duck plushie someone put on my desk came to life!

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 07, 2008, 07:45:32 pm
^ Granted, but he waddles incredibly loudly and gets you fired.

V I wish I could find a writing job/internship.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 07, 2008, 07:47:55 pm
^ Granted, but its for dunder miflins shop from home catelog

V I wish I wasnt lonely  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kitteh on April 07, 2008, 08:22:45 pm
granted, you are never alone again in your life, not in your sleep, not in the shower, not even when you go pee. there is always someone with you.

i wish i could fly
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 07, 2008, 08:25:35 pm
^ Granted, but now you cant walk

V I wish I dad a sammich
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kitteh on April 07, 2008, 08:28:32 pm
granted, but you now have no mouth to eat with.

i wish i wasnt so lazy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 07, 2008, 08:29:41 pm
^ Granted but now you never find rest

V I wish I was surrounded by more green
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 07, 2008, 09:26:54 pm
Granted, now you can go crawling around North Korea.

I wish I could come up with a great idea for an anime story.

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on April 07, 2008, 09:41:29 pm
^Granted, But your idea was stolen by your bestfriend(and he made millions)
v I wish I could read peoples minds.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 07, 2008, 09:43:14 pm
Granted, but now you know too much and will be executed for espionage.

I wish I could come up with something good for dinner tonight when I get home.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 08, 2008, 12:46:16 am
^ Granted, but you have no idea where the food came from

V  I wish I could use LTSPICE
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 08, 2008, 01:59:37 pm
Granted but now you are never in the mood to do so.
(what is that?)


I wish I was a foot taller.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 08, 2008, 04:00:33 pm
^ Granted but know you have a foot growing out of your head

V I wish my car didnt sound like ****
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 08, 2008, 04:05:13 pm
Granted but now it sounds like &&&&&.

I wish I could breath out both my nostrils. >_<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 08, 2008, 04:08:36 pm
^ Granted, but now you've gone temporarily deaf


v I wish I had a Wii D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 08, 2008, 04:31:57 pm
You now have a Wii but it translates all game discs into Finnish music videos DVDs

I wish I had a Finnish music video DVD!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 08, 2008, 05:14:06 pm
Granted, but now that it is done, you can't listen to it again. Maybe you should have asked for a Russian, and not  Finished one, eh?


I wish I had 6-pack abs.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kitteh on April 08, 2008, 05:15:15 pm
granted, but you are now blind

i wish the dentist around here hadn't messed up on my teeth.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 08, 2008, 05:16:26 pm
Granted, but now you have no sense of smell.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so often.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 08, 2008, 05:57:45 pm
Granted but now you procrastinate on only important things

I wish I had a four course meal for dinner
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 08, 2008, 06:23:55 pm
^ Granted, but you ate so much that your parents think you're obese so now your stomach's stapled


v I wish I was somewhere else
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on April 08, 2008, 07:45:00 pm
^ Granted, but that place is full of LAVA

V I wish for a living pet chinchilla that is not evil or murderous or anything like that
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on April 08, 2008, 08:16:54 pm
^ Granted, but it has porcupine needles instead of fur.

V I wish I didn't have to do the three chapters of homework I'm behind on.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 08, 2008, 08:19:04 pm
Granted, but now you have twenty MATH STORY problems due by Thursday.

I wish I could read faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on April 08, 2008, 08:29:07 pm
^ Granted, but you have ADHD so bad that you can't sit still long enough to actually read anything

V I wish people wouldn't be so mean
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Zetsu4200 on April 08, 2008, 09:16:14 pm
^Granted, but now people are so nice that, frankly, it's really creepy
v I wish I was fluent in Japanese (it would so help me in japanese class)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 08, 2008, 09:39:42 pm
 Granted! But it is the Japanese spoken during the Tokugawa era, and not modern Japanese, so you talk funny.

I wish I could get people to do what I say.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 09, 2008, 01:16:24 am
^ Granted, but you can only say it tokugawa era japanese so it only works for people that understand that

V I wish it would snow!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on April 09, 2008, 10:00:43 am
^Granted, but a blizzard hits while you fell asleep in your car now now are buried in snow and starve to death.
v I wish I could play a musical instrument
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 09, 2008, 06:51:21 pm
^ Granted, but you can only play vegetable instruments

V I wish our sink/dishwasher wasnt clogged
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: risotto on April 09, 2008, 07:06:48 pm
^ Granted, but you have the plumber over for dinner
V I wish time was slower
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 09, 2008, 07:17:43 pm
^ Granted, but you end up doing less work than planned and spend the slow days trying to catch up (in which you never will)


v I wish I was a millionaire
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on April 09, 2008, 10:02:49 pm
^ Granted, but you spend it on Pocky, then LOSE IT. OMG.
V I wish these noddles weren't so damn spicy!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on April 09, 2008, 10:07:21 pm
^ Granted. They are now frozen rock solid.
V I wish my hair was the color I want it to be
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on April 09, 2008, 10:13:39 pm
^ Granted, but it falls out.
V I wish that I had more cosplay wigs....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 10, 2008, 08:40:59 am
^  Granted, but it was from a lifetime supply so the wigs just don't stop coming!

V  I wish I had a tiny plaid ninja cosplay
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 10, 2008, 02:39:44 pm
^ Granted, but you're now 6" tall

V I wish my taxes were done
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 10, 2008, 03:29:59 pm
/\ Granted, but now you have to-
OMG DEJA VU!

I wish that I had a magic wand.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on April 11, 2008, 12:10:54 am
^Granted, but its only power is to change things into Tapioca and you hate Tapioca.
v I wish I could meet Bruce Lee.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 11, 2008, 05:02:51 am
^ Granted, but bringing him back to live creates a souless zombie!

V I wish I could go home early.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 11, 2008, 02:27:58 pm
^ Granted, but you have to work overtime for the next month
V I wish I could have super human strength!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on April 11, 2008, 02:32:33 pm
You're granted the Super Human Strength card from an X-Men CCG.
I wish I could meet my drawings in real life.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: risotto on April 11, 2008, 05:06:52 pm
Granted, but then they'll begin to plot your demise

I wish I could go to the mall right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GaaraoftheFunk on April 12, 2008, 01:44:47 am
^ Granted.But everyone is zombies,And they ambush you and bite you,where you turn into a zombie and do the same to your family and friends. :D

V I wish i was passing all my classes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on April 12, 2008, 07:35:04 am
^ You pass all of your classes, but then the tabloids prediction of "THIS IS THE END" actually comes true and on May 4th, the sun explodes and engulfs the earth with it.

V I wish I could be a new character in Darkstalkers ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 14, 2008, 06:01:04 pm
^ Granted, but you're only seen for the briefest moments
V I was I had a 5x5x5 rubix cube
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on April 14, 2008, 07:14:08 pm
^ You're the first one to solve the cube, and it creates a supernova once it's finished.

V I wish I had a bigger collection of lava lamps ... (I only have about 9 right now)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: superjaz on April 14, 2008, 09:23:58 pm
^ granted but then there is an earth quake and they all break

i wish me and all my family was debt free
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: XFD on April 15, 2008, 07:59:17 am
^ Granted. Through total economic collapse, all debts become meaningless and thus void, and we all starve to death.

< I wish for a nice tasty breakfast.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 15, 2008, 08:08:35 am
^ Granted, but the cereal cuts the roof of your mouth
V I wish for a good day today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on April 15, 2008, 02:13:48 pm
^ Granted, but your good day comes at the price of the happiness of your best friend ever.

V I wish I still knew how to play guitar.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GaaraoftheFunk on April 15, 2008, 06:54:34 pm
^ Granted.But when you go to place your fingers on the strings,They turn into knives and your fingers are all cut off.

V I wish i could get another piercing.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on April 16, 2008, 06:37:25 am
^ Granted, but it's in a place you don't want.
V I wish that my fingers weren't so cold.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on April 16, 2008, 09:39:45 am
Granted but now they are on fire.

I wish I could go on vacation.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 16, 2008, 09:57:23 am
^ Granted, but it's to you in-laws house!
V I wish that I could leave this school assembly
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cdreed25 on April 17, 2008, 11:52:40 pm
^ Granted, but you have to go to class, where a nice big pop quiz will be waiting...

V I wish I could go to Disneyland.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 18, 2008, 03:50:56 pm
^ Granted but you can't ride any of the attractions...you're just there to look at other people having fun XD


v I was my tummy would stop hurting
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: risotto on April 18, 2008, 05:39:11 pm
^ Granted but you get a migraine instead

V I wish my english teacher wasn't so boring
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on April 18, 2008, 09:23:26 pm
^ Granted, but now you have an over-happy teacher who never shuts up.
V I wish my skirt was longer....X.X
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dakiro on April 18, 2008, 10:23:51 pm
^granted, but now u trip over it all the time

i wish that i had a million dollars
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 20, 2008, 02:25:26 pm
^ Granted but you must donate all of it to charity


v I wish I could find the perfect pair of jeans
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on April 20, 2008, 03:11:58 pm
^Granted but they are being worn by your mortal enemy
v I wish I could cook better?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on April 20, 2008, 05:50:46 pm
^ Granted. You learn to use the stove after your microwave breaks.

V I wish for the happiness for all humankind for eternity ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on April 20, 2008, 06:24:04 pm
^ Granted, but all other species on the planet are miserable. ;o;

V I wish I could hang out with my friends more.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 22, 2008, 01:54:35 pm
/\ Granted but now your are all heads on a horrible hydra-person monster!

\/ I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 Impala.  ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on April 22, 2008, 03:09:33 pm
^ Granted, but the rabbit is looking at you diabolically.

V The rabbit wishes that YOU were the one in the hat now!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 22, 2008, 03:26:19 pm
Granted, but now I am sitting on the rabbit.

I wish that I had an unlimited supply post-it notes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on April 22, 2008, 04:16:10 pm
^ Granted, but they're all filled up with scribbles.

V I wish I had a giant bunny costume
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: risotto on April 22, 2008, 04:25:29 pm
^ Granted, but you'll be attacked by children where ever you go
V I wish I had better hand-eye coordination
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 22, 2008, 04:57:52 pm
Granted but you now have uncontrollable LAZORVIZZEON and burn off your hands!

I wish that I had a pet dinosaur to ride around own.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on April 22, 2008, 06:02:44 pm
Granted, but then you see Turok walk around the corner.

I wish 'In The Groove' would make another console sequal.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 23, 2008, 08:39:52 pm
Granted but it comes with a Lawrence Welk soundtrack.

I wish my cute acupuncturist wasn't married...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on April 23, 2008, 08:48:24 pm
^ Granted. She's now an evil alien from space and sucks your soul out through the acupuncture holes at your next appointment.

V I wish I had more money.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: risotto on April 23, 2008, 08:51:32 pm
^ Granted, but you'll get it in pennies
V I wish I could type faster
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on April 23, 2008, 09:22:36 pm
^ Granted, but you'll get it in pennies
V I wish I could type faster

^ Granted, but that means you make more typos and you can't go back and fix them.
V I wish I could move out to my own place.

(by the way, I'd just like to say that I actually DO have $100 in pennies. XD;; )
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 23, 2008, 10:15:25 pm
^ Granted, but it's a cardboard box!
V I wish I didn't have annoying parents.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 23, 2008, 10:23:58 pm
Granted, but now you have kids of your own!

I wish I knew what to fix for dinner when I get home from work....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on April 24, 2008, 07:29:46 am
^ Granted, but it's main ingredients are red bean paste, pickled radishes and chocolate sauce!

I wish I had the FFVII 10-year anniversary PSP...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 24, 2008, 07:49:01 am
Granted, but it is wedged between your liver and stomach.

I wish I had requested tomorrow off of work.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 24, 2008, 05:41:20 pm
^ Granted, but they gave you a 5 day schedule again! BAWA HA HA HA HA!!!
V I wish that I could actually sleep 8hrs a night
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 24, 2008, 06:17:27 pm
Granted, but someone forgot to set the timer so you actually sleep 8 hours every night, all day long. Oops, someone set it to Moscow time  :o

I wish I had something better to do this weekend than write critical essays of Shakespeare...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 25, 2008, 06:40:54 am
Granted but now you're performing Shakespeare for the next 48 hours, and you only perform Timon of Athens and a Julius Caesar, and you still have to wear tights.

I wish I could just drive myself to the coast and back whenever I wanted.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 25, 2008, 09:24:48 am
^ Granted. But you now own a car and have to pay all the innsurance and fees for it

V I wish I could graduate already...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 25, 2008, 11:56:35 am
^Granted but its your GED and you need to retake most of your senior classes

V I wish to see people I havent seen in ages at tech show
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 25, 2008, 02:04:59 pm
^ Granted, but they all have really hott girlfriends and make you feel inferior
V I wish that this headach would go away...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on April 25, 2008, 02:14:18 pm
^ Granted. You now have cancer.

V I wish I could find my FLCL DVDs... >>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 25, 2008, 02:26:44 pm
Granted, but they are in a fishtank filled with fire ants.

I wish I could ice skate.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on April 25, 2008, 03:24:53 pm
Granted, but global warming spontaneously spikes upward and melts all the ice in the world. Even cooled indoor rinks can't handle the heat.

I wish I was a nunchaku master!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 25, 2008, 03:46:12 pm
Granted but your skin is green and you live in the sewers.

I wish that I could throw a shuriken really well.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dakiro on April 25, 2008, 04:58:25 pm
granted, but you no control over your arm and it kills everyone you see with a shuriken o.o

i wish this headache would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on April 25, 2008, 05:11:15 pm
Granted. There is now a highly-radioactive isotope of Iodine eating your flesh from your bones.

I wish Sculpy wasn't so breakable and hot glue actually bonded to it...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 25, 2008, 05:21:17 pm
^ Granted, but it now mutates into a giant slug monster and kills you
V I wish I could have more fun in my life...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on April 25, 2008, 06:41:41 pm
Granted, a Star Trek crew beams you aboard a real starship. Unfortunately, they can only quote cheesy phrases and jokes from DBZ.

I wish everything was orange.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on April 25, 2008, 09:28:47 pm
^ Granted, but it's all the same SHADE of orange, so you can't see anything but a never-ending orange wasteland

V I wish I could buy my wigs right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: garfieldelric on April 25, 2008, 11:16:00 pm
^ Yeah, but some of the might not fit.

v I wish Zatch Bell were back on TV. And that I had cable, too.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on April 26, 2008, 09:23:35 pm
Granted. It's now dubbed by 4Kids and your Cable box is trying to eat your brains.

I wish Riku's Way to the Dawn keyblade didn't have that random little vestigal wing on the end...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 27, 2008, 10:05:00 pm
granted, but you really don't want to know what vestigial thing is hanging off there now. DON"T LOOK! lol

I wish I could sing worth beans...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on April 28, 2008, 09:07:12 am
Granted, but now you sing for your supper everyday and guess what you get to eat, BEANS and nothing else.

I wish I could go to a Dethklok concert.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 28, 2008, 06:46:33 pm
Granted, but you are swept up by a horde of young cinemaphiles to A Clockwork Orange playing at the Northwest Film Center.

I wish I could learn all about zombies and stuff for my folklore class, without having to read all the boring dry research papers...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on April 28, 2008, 07:10:14 pm
^Granted, you now even know how to re-animate the dead and make Zombies. But then they eat your brain.

v I wish I could move super fast so I can get my house cleaning done quicker.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 28, 2008, 08:07:07 pm
^ Granted, but you move too fast and burn away your feet.

V I wish Earth had three moons.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 28, 2008, 08:23:17 pm
Granted, but the moons belong to Man-Faye, Man-Winry, and Sailor Moon man guy whoever he is. Oh ugh, you poor guy.

I wish I had a nice grilled ham and cheese sandwich...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 28, 2008, 10:11:50 pm
Granted, but its made of moldy bread and cheese

I wish I had a better singing voice
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on April 28, 2008, 10:36:24 pm
^ Granted, but you have to sing 2 octaves higher than usual all the time

v I wish I had a bigger room
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: risotto on April 28, 2008, 11:25:19 pm
^ Granted, but then your room never stops growing like the universe and then collapses into itself and turns into a black hole, ultimately the cause of the end of the universe

V I want a summer job
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 29, 2008, 03:46:38 pm
^ granted, but it entails asking people downtown Portland for spare change to run the Portland Public Schools!

Has anyone else figured out your old avatar? And is it in the anime as well as the manga?

I wish I was on vacation...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 29, 2008, 04:02:46 pm
^ Granted, but you get to go to Vermont!
V I wish that my bad didn't hurt so bad... ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on April 29, 2008, 06:09:16 pm
^Granted, but now your good isn't so good

v I wish I could be in two places at once
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on April 29, 2008, 07:50:09 pm
Granted, but the twin created is evil and is after your blood.

I wish I was better at making insulation foam weapons...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 29, 2008, 08:15:38 pm
granted, but they have a very strong attraction to fiberglass insulation, so you itch like mad now.

I wish I could get someone to feed my pets so I can take a nice long vacation...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 30, 2008, 09:47:03 am
^ Granted, but when you come back your pets no longer like you and instead want to be with the person that fed them
V I want it to be Friday
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 30, 2008, 11:23:24 am
^ Granted but you didnt learn anything on the days you missed and theres a test today

V I wish I could read peoples thoughts
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on April 30, 2008, 11:31:07 am
^ Granted. You now know the rest of my response.

V I wish I could think of an intersting topic for my presentation
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on April 30, 2008, 11:33:04 am
^ Granted, you search for random in google and end up in /b. Pick a topic, any topic

V I wish I could go back and forth in time
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: demonotaku on April 30, 2008, 12:55:45 pm
^Granted, but your never be able to pick said time.

v I wish i had my 360 back from the shop for i can play GTA IV
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on April 30, 2008, 02:09:30 pm
^ Granted, but all of the stores are sold out of GTA IV
V I wish that I had a 7th gen gaming platform...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on April 30, 2008, 03:00:07 pm
Granted, but Microsoft is the last and most reliable (TT_TT) company in the console business.

I wish Bill Watterson would start doing Calvin & Hobbes comics again!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 30, 2008, 03:05:57 pm
Granted, but now Calvin is on some serious psychotropic medication and Hobbes thinks he is an English Mathematician who dabbles in global politics.

I wish I had grown to be 7' tall and played basketball in the NBA...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on April 30, 2008, 03:25:10 pm
^ Granted, but the negroplasty necessary to make you that tall turns your knees into explosion-pending bombs.

V I wish there were more poetry publications in the NW.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 30, 2008, 04:27:41 pm
^ Granted, but they are all in Spanish!

I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said, " I have a great idea!"...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on April 30, 2008, 08:42:12 pm
Granted. They're Canadian nickels and people have stopped saying "I have a great idea!"

I wish I had gotten more pairs of cat ears at Sakuracon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 30, 2008, 10:12:56 pm
Granted, but now every dog in your neighborhood cannot control themselves around you and must give chase.

I wish the weekend was already here...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 02, 2008, 02:50:49 pm
^ Wish granted, but the weekend consists of 14 plagues, seven for each day.

V I wish I had a pizza.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on May 02, 2008, 02:54:51 pm
^ Granted. It is a Polly Pocket pizza the size of a pin head.

V I wish I was awake enough to know what I should be doing right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on May 02, 2008, 09:51:47 pm
^ Granted, but then you can never do it......
V I wish I could do something this weekend in my cosplay....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 02, 2008, 10:25:39 pm
^ Granted. But now you're shunned and abhorred by the rest of your townsfolk for cosplaying in public.

I wish I could sew a zipper in a straight line...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 03, 2008, 08:03:57 am
^ Granted, but you sew it onto your own skin! Now you have what we in the industry like to call a "flesh pocket". Great for storing nickels and dimes!

V I wish I knew what to wish for. ^_^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on May 03, 2008, 08:45:48 am
^Granted, but now you are married to Richard Simmons
v I wish I had a new car
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on May 03, 2008, 09:36:49 am
Granted, but your new Delorian leaves you stranded in a time/space continuum(sp?)

I wish WoW had never been made.......
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on May 03, 2008, 11:31:49 am
Granted, but now tons of nerds never learn the important lessons of dealing with people they cant stand

I wish my sisters ferrets hadnt chewed up my remote
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 05, 2008, 01:22:52 pm
^ Granted, but instead the ferret chewed up your favorite pair of shoes.

V I wish it was last Friday (05/02/2008) again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on May 05, 2008, 02:37:31 pm
^ Granted, but you are now a chipmonk! 8D

V I wish I had a laptop. -.-
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 05, 2008, 02:38:32 pm
^ Granted, but it has a thousand viruses!

V I wish it was raining voodoo donuts.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on May 05, 2008, 06:16:03 pm
Granted, but none are maple bacon.

I wish the term was over already!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 15, 2008, 05:54:23 am
Granted but now you are in the middle of a new term, in your pregnancy!  :o

I wish that the people on the other forums I go to posted as much as you guys!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 15, 2008, 12:30:20 pm
Granted! But it's all in Sanskrit.

I wish I didn't have a math test next period...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on May 15, 2008, 10:08:42 pm
Granted, but now that time has been reversed, you will now throw up your next breakfast before you eat it!

I wish there was a nice restaurant to go eat at here in Eugene after I get off work at 11pm...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Seraph on May 16, 2008, 12:30:32 am
Granted, but they serve man.

I wish you wouldn't grant my wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on May 16, 2008, 02:11:01 am
Granted, but the circular logic causes the universe to explode.

I wish I was done with this sickness.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 16, 2008, 08:57:41 pm
Yes, but now you're down with the sickness.

I wish I could write a decent skit.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 17, 2008, 09:11:14 pm
^ Granted, but your work becomes instantly infamous due to content rivaling that of the Marquis de Sade.

V I wish I could go back in time three weeks and not miss so much school.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on May 17, 2008, 09:54:37 pm
^ Granted but you still fail all your school assignments.
 v I wish I could go invisible when ever I wanted.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on May 18, 2008, 05:57:55 pm
Granted, but then you can't see either, and everything tastes like dirt for the next 12 hours.


I wish the Lane County government would just disappear...as if it isn't already...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 18, 2008, 07:15:40 pm
Granted. You now run Lane County. God help us all.

I wish I could decide on whether or not to make a KH Vincent Valentine costume...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on May 18, 2008, 07:57:20 pm
You decide not to, and instead work on making yourself a Lucky Charms leprechaun outfit, because they're magically delicious!


I wish I could read Shakespeare as fast as I read modern literature...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on May 18, 2008, 10:19:46 pm
Granted, but the shock causes you to start acting like berries and cream lad.

I wish I could get good grade on next test.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 19, 2008, 02:26:17 pm
Granted, you get a PASS and the class doesn't help your GPA.

I wish that I could have a second air conditioner for the bedroom of my apartment.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 19, 2008, 04:23:21 pm
Granted. It falls out of your window and kills a small, defenseless rat-dog.

I wish I would stop goofing off and start doing my homework...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 20, 2008, 04:01:30 pm
Granted but now you just go back to school and wait to hand your homework in as soon as you finish it. Even on Friday nights.

I wish I could breath in space.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on May 20, 2008, 06:07:33 pm
Granted, but the pressure makes your head explode.

I wish I could quit you.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 20, 2008, 06:15:15 pm
Granted. You are now me-free and a completely humorless and soulless human being. Have a nice day!

I wish my mom would pick up the phone...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on May 20, 2008, 10:28:31 pm
Granted, but when she picks up the phone you realize your mom is martha stewart

I wish I had more time to catch up on anime.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: EveofAbyss on May 21, 2008, 06:52:50 am
^ Granted, but now you have no job.

V I wish I could get excused from all my absences in my classes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on May 21, 2008, 05:53:49 pm
Granted, but now they just think you're dead.

I wish I still had my old Pokémon Blue game.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on May 21, 2008, 08:24:55 pm
granted, but the batteries leaked inside and you can never power it up again. EVER!

I wish I could come up with my story for Shakespeare meets Scooby-Do, and not have to work so hard at it...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 21, 2008, 08:29:37 pm
Granted. But now you're being sued by both Hanna-Barbera and Shakespeare's ghost, and their lawyer is Phoenix Wright.

I wish Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann had had more episodes...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on May 21, 2008, 08:34:23 pm
Granted, but they were rushed out of China after the earthquake, and they didn't even include any language at all. No dubs, no subs.

I wish to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 22, 2008, 02:32:38 pm
Granted but now you are sued by Coca-Cola at the same time as the other companies and Phoenix Wright is representing THEM too!

I wish I could win any argument.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on May 22, 2008, 08:21:25 pm
Granted, but now you don't stop talking to yourself, because you like the training it provides.

I wish this impending headache would stop...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 22, 2008, 10:13:10 pm
^ Granted, but it's still impending. It just never comes.

I wish I had more Copics than just the colors I have now...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 23, 2008, 03:26:00 pm
Granted, but they're really the same colors with new names!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on May 23, 2008, 07:32:19 pm
What is your wish tom?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 27, 2008, 01:50:13 pm
I wished for nothing and I got a reply! Dangit!
Then again, so did paul....


I wish for a zamboni I could drive to work.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Hawkeye on May 27, 2008, 01:59:38 pm
^granted but you have to drive it through the forest

I wish I had enough money so I never had to work
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Zetsu4200 on May 27, 2008, 02:22:09 pm
^ Granted, but you cannot resist the urge to spend all of it on pudding

I wish summer would get here faster
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 27, 2008, 04:01:45 pm
Granted, but now Kumoricon 2008 is flooded by a foot winter rain and sleet.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on May 27, 2008, 08:20:59 pm
Granted, but now you suffer from perpetual brain-farts, that smell really bad, kind of like a zombie's kind of bad. And now no one wants to get any Pocky from you because they are afraid all of them will smell like that. So you think you can eat all the Pocky yourself, but no-oooooo! The real zombies come out of your closet and eat all the Pocky, and now your whole room smells like the un-dead!

I wish Tom would come up with better wishes...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 28, 2008, 01:09:20 am
Granted, but I wish for people to finish my sentences so that
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 28, 2008, 10:50:16 am
- I will never make a fool of myself again.

I wish I could resist the urge to change my icon constantly...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 28, 2008, 04:34:38 pm
Granted but now other people pick all of your avatars for you!

I wish that I knew how to use my new digital camera better.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Hawkeye on May 28, 2008, 05:47:59 pm
^wish granted but then you'd be taking pictures of people picking their noses
I wish summer vacation was already here
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on May 28, 2008, 08:05:35 pm
Granted, but now it is Fall, and you were fired for missing work!

I wish I didn't have to type out this stupid folklore crap for class...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: anime_rocker on May 29, 2008, 10:14:00 am
 ^ granted, but now you have to type out 3200 obituaries

 v i wish summer would be here
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 29, 2008, 11:02:32 am
^ Granted, but it's the several-hour sliver of summer left between the end of K-con and the start of school.

I wish that fantarded little twelve-year-olds that know nothing of anime beyond Naruto, Bleach and Death Note would stop using random Japanese words when speaking or writing.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Zetsu4200 on May 29, 2008, 12:11:37 pm
^ Granted, but now start abusing Sanskrit making more annoying/confusing
I wish i didn't have to write my paper for Sci-fi class
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on May 29, 2008, 10:05:47 pm
Granted but now you have to act it out and give a 2 hour oral lecture

I wish I could read women's minds like in that movie with mel gibson.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on May 30, 2008, 04:54:27 pm
Granted, but they all sound like Mel Gibson.

I wish that I had a super power from one of the newer Marvel movies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 30, 2008, 04:56:21 pm
^ Granted, but you turn into the Thing and are shunned by society.

I wish the Dean of Admissions at my school would shut up, get over herself and stop throwing a tantrum whenever I don't acknowledge her presence.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Keenon Williams on May 31, 2008, 09:06:11 pm
Granted. But the Assistant Dean is replaced with someone JUST like how the real dean used to be.

I wish I could adventure with Indiana Jones.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on June 01, 2008, 08:39:05 pm
Granted, but all you adventures are in Indiana, and you spend all your time keeping up with the Jones's.

I wish I didn't have so many little pains all over my back...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Keenon Williams on June 02, 2008, 12:36:40 am
Granted. You now have one BIG pain on your back.

I wish I could pilot the Burning Gundam.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on June 02, 2008, 06:07:07 am
Granted, but you end up loosing control of the gundam and crash into Man Faye's house right when he is changing into his cosplay getting a front row seat to all.

I wish it could snow all year long
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on June 02, 2008, 11:23:06 am
Granted, but now there's no more cons because everything is under a mile of snow and glaciers and all the humans are dead in this new ice age.

I wish I could just decide on an auxiliary costume instead of constantly being indecisive...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on June 02, 2008, 06:36:48 pm
Granted, but the question now is, will Mickey Mouse be accepted at the con?

I wish I didn't have one more paper to write...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Keenon Williams on June 03, 2008, 01:43:36 pm
Granted. You now have 500 more papers to write.

I wish I had a prehensile tail like a monkey!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on June 03, 2008, 06:13:29 pm
Granted, but now you are being surrounded even as we speak by government agents dressed in black, and you are going to go to Area 51 for further study.

I wish I had my paper written already...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Zetsu4200 on June 03, 2008, 09:49:46 pm
^ Granted, but it was written by a drunken, dyslexic hippopotamus
I wish for an awesome super power
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TIMEcard on June 03, 2008, 10:03:48 pm
^ Granted. You have the ability to give everyone but yourself Awesome Super Powers.

I wish I could get a good cosplay skit together.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Higuma on June 03, 2008, 11:15:15 pm
Granted, but you break your leg before the skit and no one ever sees it.


I wish I could go to japan.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Keenon Williams on June 04, 2008, 02:37:34 am
Granted. But it turns out that there's a city in the middle of the desert named Japan, and there's nothing remotely Japanese there.

I wish I could date Makoto Kino. (this oughta be good. Wonder how THIS'LL get corrupted.)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TIMEcard on June 04, 2008, 10:33:38 am
Granted, but then you turn her into a lesbian.

I wish Double-U was still an active band.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Keenon Williams on June 04, 2008, 04:48:07 pm
Granted, but they've changed their name and become the quarter-assed band Dubya!

I wish my wishes were uncorrupted!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TIMEcard on June 04, 2008, 04:56:48 pm
Granted, but then life is now un-fun because this thread no longer works on you.

I wish friends with long hair would be willing to cut it like I did to fit it under a wig.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on June 04, 2008, 05:07:24 pm
Granted, but your friends mistook what you wanted so they cut off your hair and their hair and fit it all under a wig, so now you can cosplay Cousin It from the Addams Family. Except Cousin It wasn't calico.

I wish I knew what was going to be on the final exams, so that I don't have to study everything that won't be on the exam...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on July 15, 2008, 02:38:32 am
Granted, but the exam is cancelled after spending all your time studying for nothing.

I wish I knew how to read music
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 15, 2008, 05:23:19 pm
Granted, but now you are fully functionally illiterate! But you can dance to it!

I wish I hadn't "volunteered" for 16 hours of overtime this weekend. I mean what weekend!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on July 16, 2008, 02:47:45 am
Granted, but now your computer crashes from being used too much

I wish I was born and raised in japan
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Lin on July 16, 2008, 10:31:13 am
Granted but the high sodium diet and driving goal to better yourself causes you to have a heart attack by age 12!

I wish I had a real Pintsize from Questionable Content!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on July 16, 2008, 12:00:42 pm
^ Granted, but it later turns out to be a cosplaying iPod.

I wish I had a (non-inbred) chocobo.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Lin on July 16, 2008, 01:36:38 pm
Granted but something went horribly wrong in the multibillion dollar project and vicious cosplayer-eating chocobos take over the earth!

I wish to one day own a nice little home in Japan.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on July 16, 2008, 01:45:18 pm
Granted, but right after you move in, all of your neighbors move out and are replaced by druggies and set your house on fire.

I wish I had a Beta fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on July 16, 2008, 02:52:50 pm
^ Granted, but another beta fish comes along and beats up your beta fish, this scarring it for life.

I wish the mail would come already! >:O
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Neko_Chan on July 16, 2008, 03:29:10 pm
^ Thats too bad because the mail man stole it, hated it, and threw it away. :( You'll never get that dvd/anime figurine/clothing item/etc.

I hope that my paycheck is really big D:< (I'm picking it up today)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on July 16, 2008, 08:57:37 pm
^ It is, but then you get mugged and knocked out, and wake up on the other side of town in a ditch and covered with maple syrup.

I wish I was impervious to every disease in every known and unknown universe in existence.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on July 16, 2008, 09:14:34 pm
^ Granted, but you get shot in the head right afterwards.

V I want a life-supply of pocky.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Neko_Chan on July 16, 2008, 09:46:20 pm
^ You start a slow binge on pocky, eventually anything you eat besides pocky is disgusting and you throw it up, thus becoming an anything-but-pocky-bulemic, you wither away and all your teeth rot out and it hurts to break the hard japanese snack with only your disease-ridden gums. You'll die clutching to a box of Banana pocky in the hospital.

I hope I win my auctions... Look at this cute shirt!
http://www.mbok.jp/item/item_144367796.html
"Even if you Suffer From Food Poisoning, I Do not Know it"
Wtf?! XD

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: garfieldelric on July 16, 2008, 11:09:59 pm
^ Well, you've won it, but unfortunately, the seller can't understand ya and because of that, the item arrived later than you expected!

I wish for the Super Bowl in Tokyo, Japan.....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 17, 2008, 08:33:50 pm
Granted, but now the Blue Jays are playing in Sapporo.

I wish I could get the money for working overtime this weekend, but still have my weekend too.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: garfieldelric on July 17, 2008, 11:18:27 pm
Granted, you still have your weekend, but your pay is menial.

I wish that I could live in Canada...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Keenon Williams on July 18, 2008, 12:49:34 pm
Granted. But now you must live in a world of subpar syrup and mediocre sports franchises and Celine Dion music.

I wish I had a PS3!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 18, 2008, 06:06:14 pm
Granted, but it actually is a PS2 that fell of the truck, and that is how you were finally able to acquire one. A little re-packaging and viola!

I wish Totemo and Laurifer would have posted pics of their trip while they are still there..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on July 18, 2008, 06:14:21 pm
Granted, but they're on a restricted site and you can't see them.

I wish Safeway would start selling Crystal Light raspberry fruit juice again TT_TT
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NeonFoxRocks on July 19, 2008, 01:38:23 am
But they would jack up the price four fold, twice for the inflating economy and twice more to get more machinery to accommodate your need for your delectable fruit juice

I wish i could find a fun multiplayer game with fun multiplayer people =/
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on July 19, 2008, 02:49:05 am
Granted however the game is so much fun, it sucks you in, and you cannot log out.

I wish I work was done, can I go home?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on July 19, 2008, 01:18:48 pm
Granted, but then your boss calls you in for unpaid overtime.

I wish I had everything I needed for my costumes already!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on July 19, 2008, 01:34:35 pm
Granted, but you now have no money left and your parents wont let you go out and do anything fun untill the K-con starts!

I wish I did not gain wieght when eating food... and stayed skinney
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on July 19, 2008, 03:41:04 pm
Granted, however the only food that doesn't make you sick now is oni giri

I wish that the swing dance at norse hall will be fun tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cassiopeia on July 20, 2008, 12:41:05 am
Granted, but you drink too much water and thus can't dance to the faster songs that are more fun. :P

I wish Dr. Horrible had more acts.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on July 20, 2008, 12:44:40 am
Granted, but 90% of those acts suck

I wish I didnt need glasses or contacts
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ambergen87 on July 21, 2008, 01:37:44 pm
OK. You go blind.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on July 21, 2008, 01:51:54 pm
Granted. But you only have one wing that sends you to your spiraling doom.

I wish I had a coke cola.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ambergen87 on July 21, 2008, 02:25:37 pm
Sure. You open the can, drink it, and it tastes like pepsi.

I wish I wasn't 6 feet tall.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on July 21, 2008, 03:34:26 pm
Granted, now your six inches tall ^_^


I wish I was 18
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ambergen87 on July 21, 2008, 03:45:33 pm
All right. Meet your 17 clones.

I wish I could summon a sandwich any time I want.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on July 21, 2008, 03:54:28 pm
Granted. But it's made of you're best friend's armpit hair.

I wish I could have magical powers!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on July 21, 2008, 04:00:08 pm
granted but your only power is the ability to fart and whipe out an entire city!!!

I wish Vincent Valentine, from Final fantasy VII was my boyfriend and in love with me and nobody else.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ambergen87 on July 21, 2008, 04:01:13 pm
Sure, but you can never see or reach him by any means possible.

I wish could walk on water.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on July 21, 2008, 04:47:14 pm
Grated, but you can no longer walk on land.

I wish I was a smiley.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on July 21, 2008, 06:26:24 pm
Granted but you are now trapped in a pop-up ad

I wish i owned an could pilot Tallgeese III
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 21, 2008, 07:33:15 pm
Granted, but you cannot afford insurance.

I wish I had a nickel for every post Mr. Mustach wrote...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on July 21, 2008, 07:52:56 pm
 Granted, but they are not of this world.

I wish I had a PSP
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on July 21, 2008, 08:01:03 pm
granted, you had one now its lost forever

I wish that Sonic the Hedgehog was real an me an him are Bestest Friends
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on July 22, 2008, 06:01:12 am
Granted, you are now captured by Robotnik and stuck in a robot mole.

I wish that I could have the footage from last year's Cosplay Contest.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on July 22, 2008, 08:02:02 am
Granted, but you find a hidden man in the sidelines who was secretly streaking behind everyone's eyes.

I wish I had some good food.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on July 22, 2008, 04:09:36 pm
Granted, but it's all high quality cat food.

I wish I had a plate of brownies. Mmmm...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on July 22, 2008, 04:18:26 pm
Granted, but they're those chalky dry brownies you find in hotel mini-bars... And they're $12.95 apiece.

I wish I could get over my fear of failing in front of lots of people in time for the cosplay contest.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on July 24, 2008, 03:03:34 am
Granted, but you fail the Cosplay contest anyway and its hillarious to Everyone!

I Wish for a lead role along-side Chow yun Fat in a hongkong Shoot-em up style action Movie Directed by John Woo !
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Arumi on July 24, 2008, 01:19:41 pm
Granted. But what you didn't expect was that they use real bullets and your character dies within the first 30 seconds. :3

I wish I could be a voice actress. :<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ambergen87 on July 24, 2008, 01:23:32 pm
Sure, but you die before your movie premieres. It becomes a huge success, and you can't be there to enjoy it all. (yes it's the Heath Ledger thing)

I wish to be immortal.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Arumi on July 24, 2008, 02:14:30 pm
Granted, but you are the only remaining living thing on this planet until the end of time. No plants, no animals, no humans. Nothing. :3

I wish Kumoricon was more than three days a year. It isn't nearly long enough! DX
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on July 24, 2008, 02:58:13 pm
Granted, but nobody tells you what four days a year its on and they're never together.

I wish that I could have a webmaster for Pocky Club.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Arumi on July 24, 2008, 03:03:46 pm
granted, but every electronic device the person touches explodes.

I wish my cosplay outfit would just get here already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on July 24, 2008, 04:47:11 pm
Granted, but it's torn up by drug hounds who thought it was hiding marijuana.

I wish I had my own DVD player that isn't crappy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Arumi on July 24, 2008, 05:59:48 pm
Granted, but every DVD that goes in magically disappears right before the movie starts, never to be seen again. *Ninja*

I wish I had a boyfriend. (This should be interesting..)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on July 24, 2008, 06:09:08 pm
granted but he doesnt even like you, he's in it for a bribe so after 3 days he leaves

I wish I could see without glasses
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Arumi on July 24, 2008, 06:16:35 pm
(XD Seems like something that would happen, too.. Better than having them turn gay after I date them, I guess? ^^;; )
Granted, but within two days, the natrual light without glasses blocking it suddenly makes your eyes sprout mushrooms.

I wish I had a new ps2. (Stupid ps3's not able to play playstation two games.. >>-grumble-)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 24, 2008, 06:23:21 pm
Granted, but it is a cheap Chinese knock-off and only plays old Soviet era Tetris games.

I wish I could sell my car without having to bother with actually selling it...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Arumi on July 24, 2008, 06:25:20 pm
Granted, the car magically disappears and a pile of money is left in it's place. Though the money is actually made of banana leafs.

I wish my older sister would move out already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 24, 2008, 06:29:47 pm
Granted, she's moving this weekend, but...your folks need to hire her room out to make ends meet now, so the rent it out to a down on his luck alcoholic who helps out by doing the laundry.

I wish I had something good to look forward to this weekend...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Arumi on July 24, 2008, 06:32:49 pm
(Ha! She pretty much just does laundry anyways. XD)
Granted, but within an hour of whatever good is going on, you find out that your car has somehow managed to catch on fire and explode.

I wish I had something better to do than make random wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on July 24, 2008, 10:22:10 pm
Granted, but now you're busy reading the old General Discussion threads from before the spam forum.

I wish that all the Pocky Club members could be in Portland this weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on July 26, 2008, 04:45:15 am
Granted they all COULD be in portland this weekend, but they choose not to be.

I wish i was getting a Ferrari 430 for my birthday!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on July 26, 2008, 09:20:32 am
Granted, you were getting one but it was wrecked by a bus on its way to the party.

I wish I was already at the picnic!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 30, 2008, 06:34:36 pm
Granted, but the ants still beat you there. And they are Army ants!

I wish I was on vacation all over again...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on July 30, 2008, 07:07:59 pm
Granted, but now you're stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque loop.

I wish I was home.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on July 30, 2008, 07:19:39 pm
Granted, wherever you are now just became your home XD

I wish I was one of those famous cosplayers
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on July 30, 2008, 07:38:41 pm
Granted, but now you're all over /c/ or whatever board it is on 4chan that rips on cosplay.

I wish my head didn't hurt.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on July 30, 2008, 08:46:26 pm
Granted, but now your heart hurts. AWWW.

I wish I knew how to make stencils...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: xxxchihiroxxx on July 30, 2008, 08:50:46 pm
granted but now you stifle great artist because they use stencils instead of their great talent.

i wish i had $10,000 to spend at kumoricon this year
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on July 31, 2008, 11:59:39 am
Granted, but the taxes for money go up and you lose 70% of it.

I wish I had a glass of water. -w-
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: xxxchihiroxxx on July 31, 2008, 12:07:13 pm
granted *pours a glass of water over catchxme's head*

i wish i had cake
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on July 31, 2008, 12:38:14 pm
Granted. *shoves cake in face*

I wish we were all happy. XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on July 31, 2008, 04:14:29 pm
so  were all happy. in fact so happy that we run in circles until we can't breath and die

I wish there wasn't gonna be a baby in my hotel room :(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on August 05, 2008, 08:56:13 pm
granted instead of A baby in your hotel room its now multiple Babies in your hotel room.

i wish i had something Ready to cosplay as for Kumoricon
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 05, 2008, 08:58:29 pm
^ Granted, but it's just a box...it barely passes for Solid Snake's.

V I wish I could wear a big sign without looking absolutely ridiculous.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on August 05, 2008, 09:10:09 pm
Granted, but you end up looking only slightly ridiculous.

I wish I didn't ache so much.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 05, 2008, 10:25:43 pm
Granted, but now things are completely broken!

I wish I was getting into shape faster than I am...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 05, 2008, 11:21:10 pm
granted you get into shape less than one calorie faster, but still faster!

I wish my Bob cosplay's didn't suck.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on August 06, 2008, 01:41:44 am
Granted, however you become one of those folks that cannot stop talking about your 1337 cosplay and everyone thinks you are vane.

I wish I could stay up a couple more hours tonight
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on August 06, 2008, 03:33:28 am
Granted, but a huge frog comes out of your toilet and eats you, thus ending your late night shindigs

I wish I could write an awesome essay
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 06, 2008, 05:03:21 pm
Granted, but no one can read Swahili, so you still get a failing grade. For some reason even though you typed English, the computer decided that you had moved to Kenya recently and therefore changed the language, and the clock, so that's why your clock is about 12 hours fast.

I wish I hadn't started reading Alexander Solzhenitsyn's the Gulag Archipelago, I can hardly believe that a people would let themselves by the millions and no one says a thing...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on August 07, 2008, 06:00:26 am
Granted but instead you've been reading Anthem by Ayn Rand.

I wish that I had some new black slacks for my cosplays.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ichigoxcupcakes on August 07, 2008, 09:09:54 am
Granted, but you find out the day of the con, you packed it with your whiteout for the amazing song you were going to make!! Making the pants ruined!

I wish I was at Studio Ghibli right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 07, 2008, 12:49:13 pm
Granted, your there, dead

I wish I knew of some good techno bands
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ichigoxcupcakes on August 07, 2008, 01:13:40 pm
Granted, all the music you just downloaded has viruses and just crashed your hard drive.

I wish I had lolita clothing.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 07, 2008, 06:24:33 pm
Granted, but now the cops have an APB out for your arrest.

I wish I had something more interesting to eat for lunch and dinner tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ichigoxcupcakes on August 07, 2008, 06:28:14 pm
Granted. Though your concoction transformed into a giant squid and is now eating everything! OH NOES IT HAS YOUR ARM!!

I wish I was having a better birthday. So much for being 19. :[

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 07, 2008, 08:15:57 pm
Granted.  You go over to your friends house to find a surprise party planned for you, but you get pressured into some uncomfortable situations during the party and wake up rather nauseous at 5pm tomorrow.

I wish someone would actually buy my bass. :[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on August 07, 2008, 08:34:12 pm
Actually...I'd buy it if I had moniez


I wish I can move out now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 07, 2008, 08:50:30 pm
Granted.  You could move out any time you like; doesn't mean you'll last.  Internet and food cost money, ya know?

also, you totally didn't corrupt my wish.

also, you should get money to buy my bass within a week so I don't have to sell it to some nameless stranger for a quarter of its retail price.

I wish I didn't need the money. :[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on August 08, 2008, 12:00:00 am

Granted you no longer need the money. but hey you didn't need that second kidney you sold to get the money either.

I wish they where making an animated Avatar Movie
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 08, 2008, 12:16:39 am
Granted but you go blind as the movie starts

I wish I could fly for as long as I wanted, and as high as I wanted.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 08, 2008, 10:43:48 am
^ Granted, you go to the moon! Then die from lack of oxygen/pressure/space aliens.

V I wish I was a bear.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 08, 2008, 09:39:50 pm
Granted, but you then KILL EVERYONE YOU EVER LOVED OR CARED ABOUT.

I wish I was a beer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on August 08, 2008, 09:42:24 pm
Granted, but you drank yourself.

I wish I was a glass of water.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 08, 2008, 09:49:00 pm
You get drank and then I piss you.

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 08, 2008, 09:52:48 pm
granted but you are technically healthy but covered in growths


I wish I had the tastiest cookie every and I ate it and was happy ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on August 08, 2008, 10:04:15 pm
granted it was tasty especialy for a cookie that was dropped on the ground, but you eat it anyway and are happy you did


i wish i had a flying sky bison
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 08, 2008, 10:05:38 pm
granted, but everytime you try to ride him he goes way up in the air and rolls over so you fall, then one day...you fell to your death ^^; hehe Gomenasai

I wish I was jesus ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 08, 2008, 10:25:43 pm
Your Jesus,  a random mexican merchant selling trinkets to tourists. until one of them beats you to death.


I wish that the next person to make a wish loses a finger.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 10, 2008, 03:51:50 pm
Granted, I loose a finger but ah ha! what is this?? Im a ninja and it was my clone making this post xP

I wish...my stupid games patch would finish doing its thing and let me play -_-
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 10, 2008, 05:42:10 pm
Granted, but game play is suddenly extremely slow and aggravating! Dang!

I wish I had power over VOLCANOES
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 10, 2008, 06:17:22 pm
(wow that actually happened I had to log out from lag)

Granted, but when you arn't paying attention the lava you just sent towards your enemies home you kill your family in the lava
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on August 10, 2008, 09:15:04 pm
Granted, but you didn't make a wish so now you have terrible karma for your next seven lives.

I wish I could get something besides a song in Spanish stuck in my head...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on August 10, 2008, 09:20:59 pm
^Granted, you got a new song stuck in your head, but you can't understand it.


V I wish all my kittens didn't have to find homes. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 10, 2008, 10:28:43 pm
^ granted they don't have to find homes, they've already found them.

VI wish I had the confidence to ask the chick I like out
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ichigoxcupcakes on August 10, 2008, 11:30:42 pm
^ Granted. You end up getting the confidence you want, but she thinks you are a total jerk and is not interested into you. Then she starts dating the school nerd, your best friend. : [

> I wish I could make people happy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 11, 2008, 12:12:29 am
Granted, but prostitution doesn't turn out as redeeming as one would hope.

I wish my DDR shoes weren't dying.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 11, 2008, 12:18:54 am
^ you get the shoes fixed, but you become paralyzed from the waist down.

V I wish my phone would break.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 11, 2008, 12:36:03 am
Your phone asplodes, then that girl you like calls you back after reconsidering, only to get an answering machine.  You never hear from her ever again.

I wish I had a piano to play at every 1st, 2nd, or 3rd degree relative's house.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 11, 2008, 12:57:58 am
^ granted but a shard from my exploding phone flyys out my window, stabs a bird, the bird crashes on the windshield of a car which hits the place your at, a shard from a nearby window slices your fingers off.

V I wish that I wasn't so mean some times.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on August 11, 2008, 10:10:10 am
^Granted, but now you're every bully's target.

V I wish I owned a bookstore.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 11, 2008, 11:02:23 am
Granted; enjoy your debt.

I wish someone would bump my topic on DDRFreak so it would get more views. (it's sitting halfway down the page with about 40600 views; it hit the 40000 mark less than 2 weeks ago. :[)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on August 11, 2008, 11:04:54 am
Granted, but people do that to give you a false sense of love.


I wish I could move in my dorm room rite nao D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 11, 2008, 11:44:06 am
GRanted you could, but then your dorm burns down

VI wish all the lonely people realized they don't have to be lonely and went out to find people.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 11, 2008, 12:16:33 pm
^ Granted, but they all found you

v I wish Gai sensei wasnt so creepy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 12, 2008, 12:54:24 am
^ granted he's not creepy and everyone like him better than you and spends all his time with him and not you


V I wish my foot didn't itch
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on August 12, 2008, 03:41:47 am
^ granted, but thats the only part of you that doesn't

I wish to be immortal
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 12, 2008, 10:48:39 am
Granted! All your loved ones are dead, and you're stuck floating in space after the sun goes red giant and destroys nearby planets n' such. Life gets pretty boring after that.

I wish I had some kittens or bunny rabbits or something.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 12, 2008, 02:29:26 pm
^ granted you do, there dead

i wish that im gonna meet a super awesome hot chick at the con and we can do stuff together.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ichigoxcupcakes on August 12, 2008, 02:53:34 pm
^ Granted. Although you find out her horrid hobbies and her "kinky" sides. OH GOD RUN!!!!
XD


I wish I had long hair.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 12, 2008, 03:36:17 pm
Granted! It gets tangled all the time and it takes two hours to wash your hair. WEEEEEAK.

I wish I had some Voodoo donuts! =D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Jarnan on August 12, 2008, 03:48:05 pm
Granted, but in eating them, your body is controlled by a little girl who wants to play house every day.

I wish I was at kumoricon right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 12, 2008, 04:16:00 pm
Granted your at kumoricon, paralyzed.


I wish my foot would fall off
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 12, 2008, 04:45:59 pm
Granted, but several other body parts have fallen off, so now yo have to cosplay Thomas Covenant from the White Gold Wielder series of novels. And no one wants to share their lunch with you either. They think you mean to offer them a "hand" sandwich!  :o

I wish I felt as good as I should feel...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 12, 2008, 04:49:08 pm
granted but dear god! You look and smell horrid! >_<


I wish I could speak and understand japanese
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 12, 2008, 04:51:26 pm
Granted, but now you cannot read or write any language whatsoever!

I wish I didn't know secrets of other people that you know...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 12, 2008, 04:54:18 pm
Granted but now you know nothing! :O


I that more people cosplayed in everyday life
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 12, 2008, 06:33:10 pm
Granted. Now people just go to conventions and wear t-shirts and jeans all day long. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

I wish it wouldn't look like someone's online when they actually aren't. >_<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 12, 2008, 06:45:59 pm
Granted and yet now no one except you is ever online -_- good going! You've corrupted the internet!

I wish Winfreds screen name was captain wiggles ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 12, 2008, 06:48:13 pm
WISH GRANTED ....Except I don't know how to do that so it reverts back to "Winfred." DRAT.

I wish I was a superhero called Captain Wiggles, with the power of WIGGLING.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 12, 2008, 08:19:08 pm
Granted, but people start calling you Uncle Wiggly. And you tell them over and over again that if they keep calling you Uncle Wiggly you will sick the Big Pipssissiwa on them. But that backfires and they know for sure you really are Uncle Wiggly, except that you don't have the big long ears and the fluffy cotton tail he has.

I wish I could meet someone cute and etc. at the con, and do this and that with them...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 12, 2008, 11:39:13 pm
Granted.  You do this, then that, and then get hit by a car that was driven off the top level of the Lloyd Center Parking Garage and you die.  TOGETHER.

I wish someone would lend me a WORKING computer (I actually need 2 more now) for Kumoricon so DDR won't fail.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 13, 2008, 05:02:09 pm
Granted, you turn them on and the immediately short out, then you have to pay to replace them


I wish I could DDR better than Tofu
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ichigoxcupcakes on August 13, 2008, 05:07:42 pm
Granted, you turn them on and the immediately short out, then you have to pay to replace them


I wish I could DDR better than Tofu


GRANTED. Though when you start the tournament, you are beating him by a few points then halfway through the match your legs break and you can never play DDR ever again.

I wish I could dance not stupidly.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 13, 2008, 05:15:14 pm
^ granted, but the first person you dance with traumatizes you for life and you never dance again

I wish that everyone that goes to K-con actually showers enough so they don't smell funnay
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 13, 2008, 05:17:44 pm
Granted. This leads to an extreme water shortage, and the city goes into crisis mode. Con is CANCELED. =O

I wish I bruised less easily!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ichigoxcupcakes on August 13, 2008, 05:18:57 pm
Granted. Though now you become more sore than ever due to your body not bruising.

I wish I could draw. : [
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 13, 2008, 05:19:38 pm
Granted! But all you can draw is stick figures :O (But they look awesome!)


I wish my wish wouldnt be granted ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 13, 2008, 05:21:54 pm
Granted.

I wish my watch would just die already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ichigoxcupcakes on August 13, 2008, 05:22:47 pm
Granted. Your watch dies but is now stuck to your wrist permanently due to it dying.

I wish I was in a Sailor Moon Musical.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 13, 2008, 06:06:04 pm
Granted! But what is this?????!!!!!!!! They replaced Shirota Yuu (the amazingly hot dude that plays tuxedo mask) for.....O_O Bill cosby....!!!! and! You just got demoted from random tree to random bush #7! and there are only 6 bushes!!!!!!!!!!! awww too bad ;P


I wish my puppy would hurry up and be house broken -_-
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 13, 2008, 06:27:41 pm
Granted, but now that your house is broken, you have no place to put your puppy, so now you must stand at a freeway exit ramp soliciting donations to keep your pooch under a porch.

I wish it was my Friday already...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ichigoxcupcakes on August 13, 2008, 10:17:44 pm
Granted. Sadly you passed out for the whole weekend and it's now Monday and you didn't get any sleep.

I wish I was a voice over. : [
(REALLY WANTS TO BE THIS NAOW.)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 13, 2008, 10:23:32 pm
Granted, but you are typecast as a barking dog, and can't even get any cat-girl work.


I wish I was more excited, about anything really...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on August 13, 2008, 11:12:31 pm
Granted, but then you do a fanboy moment in the middle of downtown Portland causing children to cry and mothers to chase you with an axe

I wish I had flawless skin! :3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 13, 2008, 11:58:23 pm
Granted. your skin is flawless, but you have every kind of cancer except skin cancer.

I wish this little kid learned guitar easier
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 14, 2008, 01:18:29 am
Granted, then he steals your guitar and shoots your dog.

I wish I could corrupt wishes less sadistically.

EDIT: Because this was reply number 404, what actually happens is he fails to load; you realise that the world is actually a meticulously designed computer program and you're the only person you've ever known who actually exists.  You spend the next 14 years of your cyberlife trying to escape, then there's a power outage, which short-circuits your spinal chord.  You enter the real world for the first time in your life paralyzed from the brain down.  You eventually kill yourself with a griddle due to severe chronic depression.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 14, 2008, 10:03:29 am
....Can I eat off the griddle first?? o.o Im hungry...


I wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh............................................erm.......  That Nothing bad would happen after I make wishes ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 14, 2008, 10:11:38 am
Granted, but it turns out to be Opposite Day, so your house burns down and this is considered a good thing.

I wish Word had aaaall the fonts in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HatakeGirlX on August 14, 2008, 12:37:00 pm
Granted...and yet o.o your computer blew up!!!! Nooooo! Winfred!!!!!!!!!!


v I wish my mom would let me dye my hair any color I wanted :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 14, 2008, 01:53:10 pm
Granted you dye your hair and it all falls out..... permanently


I wish I could breath
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 14, 2008, 04:02:07 pm
Granted, but only in space. The pressure then kills you.

I wish it was 75 degrees outside, instead of the MADNESS it is now. @_@
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on August 14, 2008, 05:15:41 pm
It is now 75 degrees kelvin. You freeze to death.

I wish that either nothing or something would happen to someone or no one.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 14, 2008, 06:30:42 pm
Granted, but now you are stuck in the box with that famous cat, and no one knows if you are dead or alive, you never write home anymore.

I wish I knew what to do with myself for the two hours between when I start my weekend, and when the Clone Wars movie begins...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 14, 2008, 08:45:39 pm
Granted.  You go streaking.  FOR TWO HOURS.

I wish that thought hadn't occured. :[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on August 14, 2008, 08:48:05 pm
Wish granted, but then you'll look outside and see some old 80 year old man running by naked with fairy wings attached to his back

I wish THAT thought hadn't occurred....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on August 14, 2008, 09:17:52 pm
Granted, but then you see your grandparents doing the horizontal rumba in the bushes

I wish there was a gladiators event in the olympics
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 14, 2008, 09:19:08 pm
Granted.  You qualified.  Then died.

I wish there was a boffer event in the Olympics!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on August 14, 2008, 09:21:07 pm
Granted, you didnt qualify so you were fed to the lions.

I wish I was a cucumber
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 14, 2008, 09:22:23 pm
Granted.  You've got pickled!

I wish AOL would make something cool again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 14, 2008, 09:25:34 pm
Granted, they made a DDR pad specially for you, so that when you lost, you got shot with a laz0r and died.

I wish the character im cosplaying had facial hair.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 14, 2008, 09:30:46 pm
Granted; you're now cosplaying as father christmas.
(don't worry; I never lose at DDR, so I'd be fine)

I wish DDR would be popular again. . . starting Kumoricon 2009.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 14, 2008, 09:33:27 pm
^ granted DDR is so popular that the line was so long you never got to play the whole con AND all you did the whole con was wait in line.(and they hate you, they would make 24 pads that you'd have to hit, at the same time. you would lose, I'd make it so)


I wish that I will meet all the people at con that I like on the forums
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on August 14, 2008, 09:57:25 pm
Granted, but then you wont like n e of them n e more, LOL j/k

I wish that Kumoricon was 5 days long so I could go to everything! :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 14, 2008, 09:58:51 pm
Granted, but they schedule more and you wind up missing even more stuff you'd like to go to.

I wish I had absolute control of time.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 15, 2008, 02:16:46 am
granted but you try to freeze time, the air won't move, and since you can't breath you suffocate and fail to unfreeze time.

I wish the CCS had a meeting tomorrow and everything goes just right.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 15, 2008, 03:06:27 am
Okay, kind of tangental, but this made me realise something.

If someone freezes time, and dies, and can't unfreeze time, due to individual process, that person would disappear from existence at that point in time, because their physical being would no longer progress through time, and thus would not be interpreted physically by other objects after that point in time.  That's why it's impossible to travel through time or absolutely freeze time.  However, it is possible to severely adjust ones interpretation of time.  Ever had a dream where you did something for days, even weeks, then woke up 8 hours later?  One of my life goals is to learn how to trigger this (and other dream functions) electronically by inducing R.E.M.  This would add a new dimension (or three) to virtual reality: playing video games through dreams.


On subject, granted; Community Counseling Service co. LLC has a meeting tomorrow and it goes down really well.

I wish I wasn't quite so focused on Video Games when planning my future. . .
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 15, 2008, 03:11:07 am
Granted you get into something rather boring, and somone else steals your idea and becomes loved as much as Chuck Norris




I wish I knew how chuck norris felt about the the jokes about him.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 15, 2008, 03:12:17 am
Granted.  He thinks they're a load of crap and has threatened to sue anyone who publishes them.


I wish people would make jokes about how badass I am.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 15, 2008, 03:15:02 am
Granted but its just me and you so nobody actually cares.


I wish I didn't have to make my friends cosplays
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 15, 2008, 03:16:27 am
Granted.  I killed your friends.

I wish I could say things like that without people getting all scrunched in the ass and serious about it.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 15, 2008, 04:39:07 am
Granted, but now its also like that for everyone, and a majority of them do end up doing it.





I wish people were more easy going
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on August 15, 2008, 12:32:40 pm
Granted but they still kill your friends.

I wish that people would not reply to every post.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on August 15, 2008, 01:10:22 pm
^ Granted, but then the forums die off and nobody knows anything about the con anymore.

I wish that Murphy's Law never went into effect.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 15, 2008, 01:27:00 pm
Granted, but now the second-worst possible outcome always happens, and that's pretty terrible too!

I wish I had some new clothes
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on August 15, 2008, 01:30:03 pm
Granted, but they're a hobo's old clothes.

I wish that people would stop marking barely-serious occasions as 'solemn' and telling me to knock out the funny at said occasions.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Arumi on August 18, 2008, 05:06:29 pm
Granted, but now when things need to be serious, they're all joking and making fun of it, which leads to even you hating them for not taking things seriously enough sometimes.

I wish I had the patience to watch anime again. ~____~
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on August 18, 2008, 05:16:06 pm
Granted, but then you go blind because you saw Manfaye pop up in one of them.

I wish everyone would stop fighting. -w-
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 18, 2008, 06:46:01 pm
Granted, but now we have endless severe negotiations. And sanctions, can't have no fighting without interminable sanctions!

I wish common sense ruled.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 18, 2008, 11:35:58 pm
Granted, but seeing how common sense is all about perspective, nothing changes and you waste your wish. congrats.

I wish that I got to spend more time with this chick I like.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 18, 2008, 11:43:56 pm
Granted.  She gets some untimely exposure to some of your less attractive habits. (I'm assuming, of course, that you're imperfect.  If you are, in fact, perfect, she realises that she can't handle being in your Godly presence and you never see her again)

I wish I could find a chick I like. :[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 18, 2008, 11:46:33 pm
^ granted you like her, and she likes you. and you hang out and what not buuuuuuuuuuuuuut she wants to have a bunch of babies and make a blanket of of them to snuggle with you under. and your just not down.

I wish tofu was in my age group so I could introduce him to some ladies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 18, 2008, 11:49:52 pm
Granted; he still looks/acts like he's a 40-year-old alcoholic with tourettes.

I wish I didn't have such an easy time seeing why girls don't like me :[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 18, 2008, 11:51:12 pm
Granted, you see why they like you, and become a big stud. but you also become incredibly shy so there s no point.

I wish that I actually enjoyed going to school.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: julietta on August 18, 2008, 11:53:48 pm
Granted, focus on your hobbies, be more open and don't over think things, enjoy the time while you have it, you'll be out of school and forget about the bad times.

I wish there was a guy out there who actually can like me for who I am, and not because just of my looks D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 18, 2008, 11:57:10 pm
Granted, but he thinks you're ugly. D:

I wish I had gone to bed 3 hours ago so I wouldn't be going to see my sponsors tomorrow looking like a zombie with a hangover (gotta wake up at 6. . .)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 19, 2008, 12:00:45 am
Granted, and you miss out on the chance for me to introduce you to Nicole.

I wish, ummmmm, there were no more ninja
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 19, 2008, 12:03:37 am
Granted.  Then the pirates pick a fight they can't win.  (I'd say more, but you have to watch Prince Caspian to get the details; I'm not postin' spoilers)

I wish that I could find the going to bed topic so I could properly inform my viewers in real time.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 19, 2008, 12:09:55 am
Granted you find it, hit reply, click post, and then your internet drops before it goes through.

I wish I could sing instead of play guitar.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ambergen87 on August 19, 2008, 02:17:11 pm
Sure, but you can't read music.

I wish I could stop being a procrastinator.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 19, 2008, 03:17:33 pm
Granted, but now that you finally got off your duff, you have no time for the con.

I wish I had something other to drink besides diet tea.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on August 19, 2008, 08:37:21 pm
^ granted, its moose piss

I wish someone made an incorruptible wish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 19, 2008, 09:49:44 pm
Granted, but the exception to the rule is that you can't be the one to make it.

I wish the pan-handlers at freeway off-ramps would get jobs...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on August 20, 2008, 03:09:47 am
^ Granted but now clowns will take their place instead (hah I couldnt think of ne thing)

V I wish Kumoricon was tomorrow!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on August 20, 2008, 10:24:57 am
^ Granted, but no one is fully prepared and it ends up turning into EXTREME CHAOS.

V I wish my cosplay was maaagically finished and good-looking on time.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 20, 2008, 04:40:13 pm
Granted, but the fit well, let's put it this way, you always wanted to have your own garden gnome right? And now you can have the best dressed garden gnome around. He'll make all kinds of friends as he travels the world sending you photos of all the places he's been. He'll be the Paris Hilton of garden gnomes! He even has an energy policy!

I wish I could eat my lunch now and not be hungry when I can least afford it...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on August 29, 2008, 06:01:49 pm
^granted, but you will always have a distended stomach and stomach ache from eating to much ^^

I wish i could convice anyone of anything...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mitsukai Mizu Amaya on August 29, 2008, 06:06:42 pm
^
Granted, but you now are inable to tell the truth (so whatever you convince everyone of will always be a lie)

I wish Edward Elric were real and I could have him ^^ (wanted to put something fangirly)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 08, 2008, 07:07:20 pm

^
granted but its a time share, you can only have him once a month

I wish my post counter thingy wasn't broken
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on September 08, 2008, 08:24:56 pm
^ Granted, but then when it shows you got to 3k posts, Tom makes you eat a whole can o' spam.

V I wish I was already in college.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 08, 2008, 08:28:18 pm
^ granted, but that means you are behind on your classwork and therefore have also been put on academic probation, one more semester like this and you can kiss your financial aid good-bye!


I wish I didn't have to fight my co-worker to use this computer...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on September 08, 2008, 08:31:59 pm
^ Granted, but then your coworker goes for a walk, gets hit by a train, and you have to deal with the guilt that if you'd just let him/her use the computer, s/he would be alive. .

V I wish I had Photoshop CS.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 08, 2008, 08:34:47 pm
^ granted, but it is a bootleg copy, and the viruses that came with it have destroyed your entire motherboard.

Dang, my co-worker didn't get hit y a train, he's back and will go into serious withdrawal symptoms if I don't let him use this computer, I wish I knew how to cure his Internet addiction, or his texting, or his cell phone, SOMETHING, ANYTHING!!!....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on September 08, 2008, 08:39:09 pm
^ You get him addicted to Pocky so he steals your identity to feed his addiction and you must declare bankrupsy.

V I wish I had faster internet.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on September 08, 2008, 09:08:17 pm
^ Granted, but now your internet is addicted to Power Thirst and keeps playing the commercials in a loop.

V I wish it was the weekend so I can go to Rocky Horror.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on September 08, 2008, 09:11:16 pm
^ Granted, but you get stuck in a time warp and when you finally get out, Rocky Horror just ended.

V I wish I lived in California.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Prince Nori on September 08, 2008, 09:18:37 pm
^ granted, but your house might catch fire D:

v I wish I was a man...D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 08, 2008, 10:27:36 pm
Granted, congratulations, you now earn 70% more income that you used to, and it has put you into a higher tax bracket, aww too bad, now you don't qualify for financial aid in college, congratulations you now have to shave your face everyday, and you smell bad too, aww too bad, no one wants to flirt with you, you lecherous old pervert!!! the police are looking for you to register as a sex offender.

I wish it wasn't so easy to be depressing...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 08, 2008, 10:32:24 pm
Granted.  This game sucks.

I wish people could make more generalisations like that. . .
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 09, 2008, 02:51:35 pm
^ granted, un-luckily for you, you are now shoved into the 'scum of the earth' generalization group. You get burnt at the stake.

v I wish my friends and i could learn everything instantly so that we won't have to go to school
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 10, 2008, 08:44:11 pm
Granted, but who is going to take the exams?

I wish I could magically zap me some of my peanut butter and chocolate ice cream, with or without the little pink plastic spoon...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Hawkeye on September 10, 2008, 08:48:45 pm
Wish granted, but then you realize you're deathly allergic to both peanut butter and chocolate.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Bawls.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 10, 2008, 09:14:47 pm
^ granted.... you will recive them, from the sky, at high velocity, on your house/you. ^^

v I wish I could convince my parents of anything
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 10, 2008, 09:43:08 pm
Granted.  Credit or Debit?

I wish more people got my jokes. . .
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 10, 2008, 10:19:42 pm
Granted, but now they all have hairballs too.

I wish I hadn't over the years, allowed myself to be able to eat all of the lunch I bring...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 13, 2008, 12:06:52 am
Granted.  You spent most of your life anemic and malnourished.

I wish someone would make Tofu Bacon. :[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2008, 09:52:51 pm
^ granted I make it for you, but also light my hair on fire and die, you lose your appetite

V I wish I had a new set of acoustic strings
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 17, 2008, 10:20:22 pm
^ granted, but the SPCA comes knocking at your door, because all the neighborhood cats have come up missing. You see, your neighbors think you are actually a witch, not a pirate, so they think you are doing some kind of satanic ritual with their pets, not being too cheap to go buy nylon strings.

I wish I would give up on anime I really don't love, and just mail the darn things back, instead of making myself suffer so...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 17, 2008, 11:09:13 pm
Granted.  But the good part starts halfway.  You miss your revelation.  You never become the revered philosopher you're supposed to be.

I wish I was revered.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2008, 11:11:04 pm
^ you are, but only by the beings in your imagination and me

VI wish I wasn't full
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 17, 2008, 11:12:49 pm
You are.  You eat more.  And more.  You get fat.

I wish I hadn't spend all my money today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2008, 11:14:58 pm
granted, you never got it to spend it

I wish my computer was virus free
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 17, 2008, 11:17:33 pm
It "was" for about 20mins till you opened a trojan horse

i wish for a new GSXR 750
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 17, 2008, 11:22:51 pm
Granted.  You crash, go comatose, and miss the best 7 years of your life.

I wish my teeth weren't such jerks.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2008, 11:24:02 pm
granted, they leave

I wish I could trade all my clothes for clothes that were my style
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 17, 2008, 11:26:51 pm
Granted.  There's a 3-day layover which you must spend NAKED.

I wish my SD cards would work right.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 17, 2008, 11:28:14 pm
Granted, they do, for 2 milliseconds.

I wish tea didn't give me brainfreeze

(btw im naked more then 3 days at a time anyways, soo that would'nt bug me
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 18, 2008, 09:07:43 am
^ you drink a cup of tea, and burn your toungue so badly you can't taste for the rest of your life
v I wish i could drive
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 18, 2008, 05:08:48 pm
Granted, but people near you have been going crazy for years now!

I wish I could tune a fish...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 19, 2008, 04:18:00 am
-_-...

Granted you can now Fine tune fish...  This how ever makes Dolphins very angry keeping you stuck to swimming pools and shallow waters,

I wish I had and could pilot an R-Wing from starfox!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 19, 2008, 01:07:45 pm
Granted, but on your first solo flight you crash into an X-wing and a Y-wing, and now you have an R rated XY cross gendered kind of ship.

I wish I could leave work early today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on September 19, 2008, 01:15:20 pm
Granted. But you are'nt allowed to come back.

I wish Kumoricon was sooner.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 19, 2008, 01:45:08 pm
^granted, it is tommorow, you are tottaly un-prepared, and by the time you get there, there are no badges left. ;D
v I wish i didn't have school!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 19, 2008, 05:47:59 pm
Granted, but now yu don't have money either. Maybe you should mend that hole in your pocket.

I wish I could have brought more lunch today, 12 hours is a long time to go with only limited food.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: xxxchihiroxxx on September 19, 2008, 07:16:35 pm
granted but you over ate and got fat ._.

I wish that I can live a happy life giving to others and falling love with some one, having a wonderful familey, and make a decent living as a writer publishing my books
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: dshwshr55 on September 19, 2008, 07:37:50 pm
Granted, but then you decided to get a dog.....

I wish they'd start making SNES games again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 19, 2008, 08:13:46 pm
Granted, but it was being financed through Lehman Brothers. Oops.

I wish we could send our most violent criminals to nations that support terrorism, or something else we really don't like...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 19, 2008, 08:20:52 pm

Granted now all of Hard Core criminals are highly Trained and funded Terrorists.....    Seriously at what point did this seem like a good idea?

I wish i had a personal assistant
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 19, 2008, 08:52:01 pm
^ granted. That personal assistant is me, I verbaly abuse you every day, and on the bad days i make you do things for me. ^^

v i wish i could make like a few of my classmates and go into collage at 16, graduate by 20 and get any job i want!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 20, 2008, 01:33:28 am

Granted you get any job ya want, but your friends are now forced to serve 4 tours of active duty in the Spoon Army, working hard and fighting on the Frontines against opression.

I wish for a StreetfighterIV Arcade cabinet
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mitsukai Mizu Amaya on September 20, 2008, 01:37:30 am
Granted, but you turn it on and all there is is navi on the screen screaming "HEY, HEY! LISTEN, LISTEN!" over and over, along with the tinkling noise. What's worse... IT WILL NEVER STOP.

I wish for enough money and materials to completely fix my Garnet costume and make my Uzumaki Kashino, Pride!Ed, Wedding!Yuna, and episode 3 KOS-MOS with all the trimmings.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 21, 2008, 04:37:24 pm
Granted, but you are still too lazy to actually make them. So they sit in the closet all year long gathering dust, and moths. So you decide to go as a Swiss Cheese.

I wish I was on vacation, instead of Monday...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 21, 2008, 04:42:21 pm
^ you go on vacation. to florida. right when a hurrican hits. good job ^^

v I wish i could teleport
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 21, 2008, 09:57:48 pm
^ granted, but your no good at it, only half of you goes, and not horizontally either.

VI wish my cousin wasn't sick anymore

Poor little dude has strep
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 23, 2008, 09:51:33 am
^ he dosn't... but now you have strep.... for the rest of your life!
v I wish I could transfer into Japanese 5... J3 is SO boring!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 23, 2008, 09:11:28 pm
You do.  Then you fail it, because you weren't prepared.

I wish I was more creative.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on September 23, 2008, 09:27:38 pm
Granted But Now All You Know How To Be Is Creative You Dont Know How To Do Anything Else.

I Wish There Were More Anime Convetions A Year I Could Go To/ Afford.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 23, 2008, 10:25:15 pm
Granted, and they happen every weekend for only $2. Too bad that is exactly what you get:$2 worth of convention.

I wish I can make myself save enough money to afford a trip to San Diego for Comic Con next summer...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 24, 2008, 09:31:18 am
^ sure thing! welcome to one meal a day!
v I wish people got my mean sense of humor ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 24, 2008, 06:16:36 pm
Granted, but are you sure you really want this? It was better to not have them know exactly how you feel about them. But since they know now, they are forming a long long line of people waiting to beat you to a bloody pulp. The next con you go to will have two lines of people with paddles waiting for you to have to run through them.


I wish I didn't know so much about my co-workers divorce...



Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 24, 2008, 08:01:17 pm
^ you don't know anything. tomorrow you go to work and ask how the husband/wife is doing. He/She is severely offended and flings you out a window. A 4th story window.

v I wish I were MORE physic with kate... so she wouldn't block me out!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 24, 2008, 09:26:54 pm
Was that physic, or psychic? Whatever, wish granted. Now nothing blocks you out, not even the channel lock your parents put on the TV! Even better, all those channels come streaming directly into your brain, and the TV isn't even on, and you don't even have to be around a TV. You also walk through locked doors, walls, windows. The Hindu god Gonesh envies you for your ability to overcome obstacles. But now you can't hold an ice cream cone.

I wish there was something good to eat waiting for me when I get home...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 24, 2008, 10:07:29 pm
^ there is! until about 3 seconds before you consume it. The dogs gone and eaten it! ><
v i wish i didn't have to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 24, 2008, 10:10:08 pm
Granted, but now you can't get a ride to my place to watch anime all night, and you really just can't see past doing homework, so you are bored out of your skull all night. And when the alarm clock rings in the morning, you go into a coma for 3 weeks.

I wish I had better plans for my birthday Saturday...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 24, 2008, 10:21:40 pm
Granted.  They fall through.  Also, you damage your kidney.  Ever so slightly.

I wish my right lung worked. :/
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2008, 10:49:17 pm
granted it works. in me. because I stole it from you and now I have 3 lungs. surgery was spendy though.

I wish I had more than 5 plastic .50mm dunlop guitar picks
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 24, 2008, 10:51:35 pm
Granted; they're in Portland.

I wish I hadn't written that in pen.  Now the paper's all messy 'cause I messed up.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2008, 10:54:33 pm
granted, you wrote it in my blood, and its messier

I wish  I move my hair. Like if I wanted I sit and play game and do my homework with my dreads I could.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 24, 2008, 10:59:30 pm
So do I.  But we all know that it would turn on us eventually and hang us in our sleep.

I wish PGTM had been on May 11th (it was on the 7th).  Because then I would have gotten 5th out of 11, on 5/11/2007.  Also, 5.1.1 is a song on DDR and BeatMania.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2008, 11:04:29 pm
Granted it gets moved to that date, but I also decide to have a nacho eating competition and we eat  nachos for a full day. you miss it, and we call it a draw.

I wish I could control how fast I could grow any of my hair.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 24, 2008, 11:10:07 pm
Granted, but you can't control the scissors. . . THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.  LURKING.

I wish I was safe from scissors. :[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2008, 11:11:41 pm
GRanted, but your not from buzzers

I wish my hair couldn't be damaged by anything, and it was long enough to wrap around my entire body.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 24, 2008, 11:13:41 pm
Granted.  The world crumbles around your success.

I wish I had a workshop. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2008, 11:15:36 pm
granted you have a workshop that makes acne creating cream, and its a failure

I wish that there was only enough humans to live off the resources we have, and once that happens we control our growth.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 24, 2008, 11:29:45 pm
Granted, but Utopiae always have drawbacks.  ALWAYS.

I wish I knew the plural for Utopia.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 24, 2008, 11:38:02 pm
granted, you knew, now you forgot

I wish the kool-aid in my fridge was actually tampico
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 25, 2008, 12:12:37 am
Granted, but Tampico contains 12% less cool.
Not really btw; there's no way I can corrupt that.  Tampico's just too perfect.

I wish I could be like Tampico!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 25, 2008, 12:18:14 am

The fruit drink or the city in Mexico??  well as you wish your now incredibly fruity and you live in mexico....

I wish Battle Fantasia had more characters and the fighting system wasn't so broken.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 25, 2008, 04:14:06 pm
Granted, but all the new characters are just clones, and the fighting is only a little broken now.

I wish I was already on my weekend...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 08:58:35 pm
^ you are. but like in groundhog day, every day is the same day, and you can't get out no matter what.
v I wish i was 18.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 25, 2008, 09:23:48 pm

Ok you fall into a coma and wake up 3 months after your 18th birthday

I wish my puppy could talk
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on September 25, 2008, 09:26:11 pm
Granted, but it talks 24/7.
I wish I had a giant cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on September 25, 2008, 09:27:57 pm
Granted, Buts Its Filled With Human Body Parts From A Pyhco Killer An You Get Arrested Later For It....

I Wish I Didnt Have ADHD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 25, 2008, 09:32:22 pm

grante..... HEY lets ride bikes!!

I wish i could fly just like Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on September 25, 2008, 09:35:05 pm
Granted But You Dont Know How To Ude Them And You Crash Into Walls, Trees Etc...

I Wish I Had Sugar!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 25, 2008, 09:43:35 pm

it takes about a week to get your pure uncut sugar cane, they ship it over in boats ya know. When it arrives you get 2 packets of sweet~n~low, a pile of Splenda, a giant mound of pure sugar cane and more ants then your new Hyperactive self can deal with.

I wish i had Char's custom Rick Dom
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 25, 2008, 10:35:12 pm
Granted, but it was made from an English design, with sub-standard parts to cut costs, so it is always in the shop. Your mecha mechanic gets to spend a lot more time with your Rick Dom than you ever dream of. In fact you think your Rick and your mechanic are having an affair. Every time you ask any questions, your mechanic just says "haro".

I wish there was more football to watch tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on September 25, 2008, 10:38:01 pm
Granted, But Now Its Football Everynight All Channals All Re-runs Of The Same Thing Over And Over And Over And Your TV Doesnt Turn Off So It Cant Be Stoped

I Wish I Could Have A Longer Leash Away From My Mom -.-
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 10:38:53 pm
^ you leave and never go home and never see her again

v i wish i didn't have the 15 second posting limit ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on September 25, 2008, 10:41:46 pm
YUSH TY SO MUCH I LOVE YOU!!!!

^Granted But You Type So Much That When You Grow Old You Get Gout And The Have To Cut Off Ur Fingers
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 10:43:06 pm
^ non wish granted! now you never can wish again!!!!
v I wish i weren't so evil ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on September 25, 2008, 10:44:52 pm
Ah Forgot ;_; FINE JOO WANNA PLAY THAT WAY!!! D:<

VGranted, Now Your So Nice All You Do Is Skip Around Talking About Rainbows And Unicorns Wear Pink And Pick Flours
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 10:46:07 pm
^ I grant your silent wish that I am back to normal!

v i wish people were as evil as me!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2008, 10:47:10 pm
granted, now everyone is too generous, and we all die. we know your nice

I wish my phone didn't break
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 10:48:30 pm
ok ^^ you don't have one TO break

i wish i had a phone!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2008, 10:50:35 pm
granted, you "had" one, I stole it because I didn't


I wish I wasn't black

( that wasn't a black joke)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 10:52:21 pm
oh... kay... not really sure where to go with this one...

i wish i never had to sleep!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 25, 2008, 10:53:29 pm

You start to go crazy and talk to things that arn't really there

I wish i had Avatar season 3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 10:56:02 pm
you did. but your dog got hungry and ate the DVD'S >>

i wish it weren't so hot in here!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2008, 10:56:45 pm
granted, its half a degree cooler

I wish there wasn't 4 big raccoons around my house
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 10:57:28 pm
there arn't... there are 10 ;D

i wish deer were easier to catch >>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 25, 2008, 11:04:24 pm

there easier to catch but now they are extremely dangerous!

I wish my puppy could Fly!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 11:05:47 pm
he flys away from you, never to be seen again

i wish I could fly!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2008, 11:06:48 pm
granted, you can fly a millionth of a millimeter off the ground


 I wish my guitar was working
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 11:08:05 pm
^ it is... turns out your deaf

i wish my computer wouldn't randomly restart >>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 25, 2008, 11:09:19 pm
Granted Its no longer random but when i decide it should

I wish i was more popular Then Tenchi!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2008, 11:09:51 pm
granted, you get so popular you plop back down onto the loser side of the spectrum

I wish my room was clean
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 11:11:16 pm
It cleans itself, sending your things whizzing through the air... a book hits you and kills you... good job ^^

i wish i could get kate to clean our room >>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2008, 11:12:33 pm
granted, she cleans it with your corpse

I wish your sister was on the forums too
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 11:23:05 pm
^ i just CAN'T grant it!!! you REALLY DONT!!!!...

v i wish kate wouldn't use twitter ONLY to threaten me >>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2008, 11:25:23 pm
granted, now she threatens you with everything

I wish you and your sister were MOAR PSYCHIC WITH EACH OTHER!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 11:27:42 pm
^ we are... we use our psychic powers to read all your thoughts and torrment you untill you die!!!

i wish i could jump 7 miles in one leap!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2008, 11:39:53 pm
granted, but you die when you land

I wish you actually were a spoon
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 11:41:47 pm
like an actually spoon... utensil...? if so, i choke you to death while you are eating ice cream

i wish i could teleport withough dying >>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2008, 11:46:08 pm
granted, you teleport and leave a small part of your spine behind, and are fully paralyzed

I wish I was deaf
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 11:47:37 pm
^ ok ^^ someone with railroad spikes for hands claps your ears... for the split second before you are dead, you go deaf ^^

i wish i could see with my eyes closed
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on September 25, 2008, 11:49:43 pm
granted, but you still can't see behind you when your evil half hits you with that shovel

I wish I don't have a nightmare tonight like I have the past 5.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on September 25, 2008, 11:54:04 pm
you don't have a nightmare like the last 5... you have one SO MUCH scarrier, that you can't even leave your house in the morning

i wish i wasn't tired ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 26, 2008, 12:22:36 am

your now wide awake with fear! your to scared and paranoid to fall asleep, you spend the next couple hours curled up on the bathroom floor.

I wish Fios was available in my area
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 03, 2008, 03:49:10 pm
^ It is, but a law just passed and you can't have it.

V I wish I had a sammich.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on October 03, 2008, 04:11:11 pm

^ granted but before you got it was dropped on the floor of a metro bus without any wrapper.

v I wish my cosplay was finished
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 03, 2008, 04:15:59 pm
^ granted... its 2 sizes to small ^^
v I wish it wasn't raining
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on October 03, 2008, 04:32:06 pm
^Granted but its now really hummid and your hair is ruined

v i wish for 1 un-corruptable wish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 03, 2008, 04:59:01 pm
^ granted... if you make that wish, you will die 30 seconds afterward ^^
v i wish i could just get my degree without all the time it takes to get there
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 04, 2008, 11:19:10 pm
Granted, but your degree is now a Masters in South American Literature.

I wish I could have a pint of Ben and Jerry's.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on October 04, 2008, 11:20:38 pm
Granted, but now every bite you take makes you gain 30lbs

I wish my eye didnt hurt so bad
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on October 04, 2008, 11:25:16 pm
Granted, but your foot will start to hurt instead.
I wish I had cake right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on October 04, 2008, 11:26:48 pm
^Granted, but its only a crumb

I wish I could save more money
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blue Leader on October 05, 2008, 10:11:56 pm
Granted! You now easily save up money, but it's only Monopoly money.

I wish I was in better shape. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on October 05, 2008, 10:14:50 pm
^ granted but sadly you had to have a tapeworm in your sistem and you die shortly after surgery sorry =D

V I wish i could see amber
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 05, 2008, 10:30:54 pm
Granted but now everyone you see looks exactly alike and it is a different Amber than you expected.

I wish I had a new pair of slippers.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 06, 2008, 10:18:36 am
^ granted, they are carnivorous and eat your feet ^^
v I wish I had no homework for the entire year
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kurakoneko on October 06, 2008, 10:22:14 am
Granted,but now you have a ton more classwork to do.

I wish I was a vampire.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on October 06, 2008, 03:00:58 pm

Granted but your an ugly lesser vampire and your constantly on the run from Arucard and Buffy. Everynight when u awake you worry the end is near for you.

I wish Shin-Chan lived a couple houses down from me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 06, 2008, 03:21:10 pm
Granted but he poops in your shoes when he comes over.

I wish that I had a magic sword.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 06, 2008, 05:05:19 pm
Granted, but your doctor won't renew your Viagra prescription ever again!

I wish my mom beats the cage fighter in her election...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kurakoneko on October 06, 2008, 10:01:04 pm
Granted,but she nevers beats anyone in an election again.

I wish I was out of Arizona.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on October 06, 2008, 10:20:16 pm
Granted, but you are shipped to Antartica with the Penguins. >:I

I still wish I had some cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kurakoneko on October 06, 2008, 10:24:16 pm
Granted,but it turns out to be made of mud.

I wish cats could talk.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on October 06, 2008, 10:27:32 pm
Granted, but they never stop.
I wish my homework was done.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on October 06, 2008, 10:29:07 pm
Granted, To bad it was all at an "F" level

I wish i could have a lolita dress for my spoony cosplay
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kurakoneko on October 06, 2008, 10:32:03 pm
Granted,but it doesn't look how you imagined it.

I wish the sun wasn't so bright.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2008, 11:14:36 pm
granted, its barley even going, we all freeze to death

I wish it was 2 hours ago.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 06, 2008, 11:27:40 pm
^ granted. You time travel back two hours. Sadly, by the time you get back here, you are being chucked into a river half buried in a concrete block, and thus you can't make the wish, your wish is null and void ^^.
Have a nice swim! ^^

v I wish i could move out of my house
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2008, 11:35:51 pm
^granted, you move into a cardboard box downtown

I wish I had time to shower
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 06, 2008, 11:38:55 pm
^ you have the time, but you are so poor, you water has been shut off ^^

v I wish i could teleport
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2008, 11:41:05 pm
granted, but its only a millimeter at a time and you can only do it once

I wish this thread was never made
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 06, 2008, 11:47:48 pm
^ it wasn't. You really should take you medication Mr. Jones. Quit wiggling your fingers in the air like you are typing >>

v I wish i could be 18 at this moment!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 06, 2008, 11:53:59 pm
granted, but alot of older dudes start creeping towards you.....

I wish I would stop dreaming of me being a zombie
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 07, 2008, 12:19:05 am
^ now you dream of you being eaten by zombies... slowly

v I wish i never had to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on October 07, 2008, 01:47:06 am

^ due to having all this extra time awake you begin to go crazy and you friends start questioning your actions.... eventually you get commited to a mental hospital and you spend all your time awake in a padded party room with a really kool jacket.

v I wish my puppy was smarter
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 07, 2008, 06:54:48 am
^ granted, it can use .0000000000001% more of its brain


I wish I didn't have to go to school
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kurakoneko on October 07, 2008, 09:37:25 am
Granted,but you are forced to watch educational videos.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 07, 2008, 09:43:32 am
^ you fall asleep mid-flight, crash, and die ^^

v I wish I was the smartest person in the world
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kurakoneko on October 07, 2008, 09:46:02 am
Granted,but you're so smart you think everyone else is too dumb to talk to and live an isolated life.

I wish spiders didn't bite.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 07, 2008, 09:47:16 am
^ instead the spit poison... at your eyes ^^
v I wish my jaw problem would get better right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kurakoneko on October 07, 2008, 09:48:44 am
It's better,but now you're having back problems.

I wish Arizona had seasons.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 07, 2008, 09:50:52 am
^ it does! I has hot, very hot, Deadly, and Hot again ^^
v I wish there were more months of summer break!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kurakoneko on October 07, 2008, 09:56:55 am
Granted,but the teachers assign a lot of summer homework.

I wish scorpions didn't exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 07, 2008, 09:59:11 am
^ they dont.... giant hybrids of snakes and hippos do instead ^^ have fun ;D
v I wish i could speak every language on earth ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kurakoneko on October 07, 2008, 10:03:19 am
granted,but you get them mixed upp sometimes because you know so many.

I wish I didn't forget how to speak English at times.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 07, 2008, 10:08:48 am
^ you don't for get 'at times' you forget ALL THE TIME ^^ (i do that to though ^^)
v I wish i could convince anyone of anything!! ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kurakoneko on October 07, 2008, 12:47:43 pm
granted,but people take what you say in a way other than what you mean.

I wish it would be 2009 already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 07, 2008, 02:08:39 pm
^ you get hit by a truck, when you wake up from your coma, its the last day of 2009 ^^

v I wish school was over
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 07, 2008, 04:05:43 pm
^ It is, but now you have to work 24/7.

V I wish I had telekinesis.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 07, 2008, 04:08:01 pm
^ the only thing you can move with your power is excrement. have fun ^^

v I wish the weather was ALWAYS like it is here RIGHT now ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 07, 2008, 04:08:55 pm
^ It is, but that's because time has stopped, and you can't enjoy it!

V I wish Sakura-con would come faster. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 07, 2008, 04:11:51 pm
^ oh, *sigh* i'm sorry! the last day was yesterday! it was a bunch of fun!! to bad you couldn't be there! :'(

v I wish i could always get what I wanted
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 07, 2008, 10:18:07 pm
Granted, but now you can't think of a thing you want, ever! You have become more immobile than Steven Hawking, less capable of independent thought than our current president!

I wish I knew what to have for dinner...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 08, 2008, 12:27:45 pm
^ you know what to have, but you will never get it ^^

v I wish i had better wishes ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 08, 2008, 12:29:45 pm
^ Your wishes are now the most amazing, original ones anyone has ever heard.  It makes everyone jealous, and now no one talks to you.

V I wish I could control the weather.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 08, 2008, 01:18:28 pm
^you can control the weather, but only in places that you arn't
v I wish i could fly
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 08, 2008, 03:37:42 pm
^ You can, but you don't know how to land.  Ow.

V I wish textbooks didn't cost so much.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 08, 2008, 03:41:35 pm
Granted, now you know how to get the "5 fingered discount"

I wish I could make other people have serious gas attacks whenever I feel like it..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 08, 2008, 07:10:41 pm
^ for what you give, you shall receive ^^

v i wish I was the best student in all my classes ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 08, 2008, 08:58:46 pm
^ granted, people get jealous, you get stabbed

I wish I had money for all my friends birthdays.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 08, 2008, 09:15:08 pm
^ Granted, but the money makes you distant and you have no idea what to get anyone.



I wish I was graduating already. XP

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 08, 2008, 09:29:42 pm
^ granted, but you'll have to wait four years for the ink to dry on your Internet Diploma from ACME College.

I wish I could come up with better jokes....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 08, 2008, 10:00:10 pm
^granted, but only stupid immature people appreciate them

I wish I was caucasian
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 09, 2008, 07:53:49 am
^granted, but now everyone else isn't.


I wish I didn't have a cold.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 09, 2008, 09:35:33 am
^ you have a fever and sinus infection instead!

v I wish my jaw wasn't so messed up
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 09, 2008, 02:34:01 pm
Granted, but now you have beak!

I wish that I had team of engineers at my command.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 09, 2008, 02:37:22 pm
Granted, but there not the right kind of engineer.

I wish I wasn't out of guitar picks
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 09, 2008, 02:41:37 pm
Granted but all your new picks are super sharp and actually cut your guitar strings.

I wish I had a jet fighter I could fly around.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 09, 2008, 03:02:19 pm
Granted. You now have a jet fighter you can fly around. But do you know how to fly it?

I wish that this wish is either granted zero times, once, more than once, fractionally, negativity both singular and plural, or entirely ignored, disputed, reflected, cancelled, or reversed.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 09, 2008, 03:07:31 pm
(of course I can fly my jetfighter, you granted "I wish I had a jetfighter I could fly around in." If I didn't know how to fly it- I COULDN'T)

Granted, You never made a wish and LOST yet another forum game on purpose.
I thought you would have learned by now.

I wish I had a bowl of blueberries.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 09, 2008, 03:14:26 pm
(Check my wish once again, Tom. You undeniably granted it in its full form by disputing it.)

You get a bowl of blueberries. And then you go to the bathroom and find no toilet paper. Ah, the power of natural laxatives with fruit.

I wish that someone somewhere would do something, or that someone somewhere would do nothing. Anything or nothing at all.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 09, 2008, 04:19:55 pm
(I never said I ate the blueberries, geeze you really are bad at this game. This isn't D&D.)

Granted, but you don't remember what happens to you.

I wish I was a couple inches taller.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 09, 2008, 04:28:00 pm
And then everyone laughs because platform shoes look ridiculous.

I wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on October 09, 2008, 05:00:29 pm
Granted, but it turns out nobody understood your wish, so it actually isnt granted.

I wish my pasta had more flavor.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 09, 2008, 05:02:32 pm
granted, it has the flavor of toes.


I wish I couldn't lose the game
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 09, 2008, 05:03:14 pm
Randall Munroe makes you lose.

I wish that I a coke bottle. A whole one. Like that other time when I and then the whole bottle.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 10, 2008, 08:20:08 am
Randall Munroe makes you lose.

I wish that I a coke bottle. A whole one. Like that other time when I and then the whole bottle.

Granted, but it is now inside your incomplete sentence.

I wish that I had a banana.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 10, 2008, 09:09:20 am
^ Granted.  You are now the Banana King, but your TV and all your furniture has been stolen.

V I wish for unlimited wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on October 10, 2008, 09:29:24 am
Granted, but all of your future wishes will go un-granted.
I wish I had more orange juice.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 10, 2008, 09:37:50 am
The orange juice has a virus known to kill you instantly.

I wish I would die.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on October 10, 2008, 09:42:51 am
;_;
Granted, but you come back as an angel, and you have lots of yummy cakes.

I wish I had some cakes...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 10, 2008, 09:47:28 am
I ate them and I laughed at you.

I wish everyone bothered me(Not really)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on October 10, 2008, 10:13:29 am
Granted. Prepare for me to ram my chair into yours.

I wish I had ramune right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 10, 2008, 10:16:42 am
You're too poor to afford it.

I wish you people sucked my bawls.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on October 10, 2008, 10:19:14 am
You don't have any, and even if you did, you'd give them AIDS that you got from you know who. ^^

I wish I was a sea cucumber.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 10, 2008, 10:37:32 am
People do nasty things with cucumbers.

I wish you people rot in in the depths of hell.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Daxe on October 10, 2008, 11:06:28 am
Granted all you people rot in hell. But its that special level of hell saved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.

I wish I had a job :x
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 10, 2008, 12:49:04 pm
Granted, you now get to lick envelopes for a living.

I wish my van was re-upholstered.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 10, 2008, 12:53:18 pm
Your van is reupholstered. Then you go barhopping and now it's covered in puke.

I wish I wasn't gay.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 10, 2008, 12:56:18 pm
Well you are and we love you that way.

I wish Tanis didn't wish he wasn't gay.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 10, 2008, 12:57:19 pm
Tanis did wish that. HAH

I wish I another pocky.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 10, 2008, 01:02:39 pm
I ate it.

I wish I had a life.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 10, 2008, 01:03:51 pm
You bought one on e-bay, but it was recalled.

I wish my sister fit in her halloween costume.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 10, 2008, 01:04:31 pm
Your sister does fit in her halloween costume.

I wish my boss' eye infection would heal up. He's a really awesome boss.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 10, 2008, 01:05:54 pm
It won't, it will spread to you. (Did someone put used make-up on him?)

I wish I cared about everyone.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 10, 2008, 01:07:40 pm
You care about only me. That one doesn't even need to be corrupted; it's simply false.

I wish that I knew how to code in Pascal.

Oh, wait...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 10, 2008, 01:10:53 pm
You do... but um... I can't corrupt it.

I wish I knew what Tanis' wish was.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 10, 2008, 01:59:53 pm
Granted but now your name is Tom and I have to be someone else.  :(

I wish that people weren't so starved for attention.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 10, 2008, 08:12:26 pm
^ Granted.  They are now starved for BRAINS!

V I wish for a pony.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 10, 2008, 08:24:07 pm
^Granted, but its too small for you.

I wish my cat had a home.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 11, 2008, 09:50:29 am
It got run over because it was homeless.

I wish I had some biscotti.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on October 11, 2008, 10:18:18 am
Granted, but Tanis took it away from you and ate it.

I wish I had food.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 11, 2008, 10:21:40 am
I could buy biscotti but I wouldn't give you any.

I wish I had a sledge hammer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ambergen87 on October 11, 2008, 05:24:28 pm
Sure. It is weighs 10 grams, is 3 cm. tall.

I wan't a cherry tree.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on October 11, 2008, 08:20:12 pm
You're now an apple. And Ari just skinned and ate you.


I wish I had a dollar.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 11, 2008, 10:59:15 pm
I stole it.

I wish this thread would end.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on October 11, 2008, 10:59:52 pm
It would, but because no one liked you.

I wish my twin was happy. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on October 11, 2008, 11:01:51 pm
Granted.  You were delicious.

I wish I was employable.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 11, 2008, 11:03:03 pm
*mod edit*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on October 11, 2008, 11:05:22 pm
Granted, you don't get it.

I wish people would get my jokes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 11, 2008, 11:08:32 pm
*mod edit*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on October 11, 2008, 11:16:13 pm
Granted.  This forum is boring now lol.

I wish youoy hsiw I
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 13, 2008, 06:46:58 am
Granted, you now have your wish granted to your mirror universe twin.

I wish I could electrocute customers a tiny bit.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 13, 2008, 06:53:35 am
Granted, but you get sued for it.


I wish there was no school today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 13, 2008, 03:25:52 pm
^ alright ^^ you have no summer break ^^

v I wish i never had school
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 13, 2008, 03:27:55 pm
Okay, but now no one likes you because you never learned anything.

I wish I could teleport.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 13, 2008, 03:40:51 pm
Granted! Welcome to the Chippendale Dancer's Shavatorium.

I wish that customers would stop calling me, thinking I have the power to cancel their accounts.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 13, 2008, 03:43:17 pm
Granted. You and the local pizza place have switched numbers.


I wish I was taller.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on October 13, 2008, 03:44:39 pm
Granted, but now you're Godzilla.

I wish I wasn't sick. [Deja vu, much?]
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 13, 2008, 03:45:26 pm
Granted! You're not sick. Just mentally ill.

I wish I was and then I the coke bottle and my mom got scared and me the bottling plant.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 13, 2008, 05:53:10 pm
...

I wish Tanis could speak English.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 13, 2008, 05:56:27 pm
Granted. But he lost the ability to speak or type.


I wish Tanis would use VERBS.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 13, 2008, 05:57:51 pm
His head is so far up his ass and the verbs were drowning in **** so they had to be taKen away.

I wish Tanis wasn't so mean.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 13, 2008, 05:59:21 pm
Granted he's not.....to everyone else. XP


I wish I could think of a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 13, 2008, 06:22:26 pm
You think of a wish, and then Ari turns into a watermelon.

I wish I were more adorable.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on October 13, 2008, 06:26:34 pm
Granted, but only for a minute, then your back to normal. =3
I wish I had something to nom on.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 13, 2008, 06:34:51 pm
Granted, but its your least favorite food.

I wish for the bacon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 13, 2008, 06:43:00 pm
Granted, you get the bacon, but its covered in poo

I wish she still loved me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on October 13, 2008, 06:51:51 pm
Granted, but she's so in love it drives you crazy and you want to punch a baby.

I wish I had a normal-sized chest...instead of a flat one...-_-
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 13, 2008, 06:59:36 pm
Granted, but the rest of you increased with your chest.


I wish I had a spoon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on October 13, 2008, 07:01:13 pm
Granted, but the rest of you increased with your chest.


I wish I had a spoon.

TT.TT Evilll....!!!

Anywhoz...Granted, but it's been shoved up ur butt.

I wish I could grow a couple inches taller.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 13, 2008, 07:08:17 pm
You grow a couple inches taller. You then also get an unwanted cantaloupe.

I wish I got the unwanted cantaloupe.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on October 13, 2008, 07:09:27 pm
Granted, the unwanted cantaloupe is rotten.

I wish I were a vampire.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: saya-chan14 on October 13, 2008, 07:17:53 pm
Granted, you become a vampire and are hunted down and killed and you can't go to kumoricon cues its in the day.

I wish my English homework was done.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 13, 2008, 07:23:48 pm
Holy crap you typed properly. With that kind of English you should have no trouble with your homework. But it's not done yet.

I wish I could instain mother who kill their babby.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: saya-chan14 on October 13, 2008, 07:34:18 pm
Well Tanis you can thank my English teacher.

The mother would get bored with the baby's flesh and start eating human faces.

I wish Deidara stop reading over my shoulder.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 13, 2008, 07:43:52 pm
She goes blind.

I wish Simon would stop practicing right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: saya-chan14 on October 13, 2008, 07:46:40 pm
He stops, then comes and kills you.

I wish Deidara dies right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on October 13, 2008, 07:50:14 pm
Granted now she comes back as a zombie!

I wish my hand wasnt hurting
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: saya-chan14 on October 13, 2008, 07:53:36 pm
Granted but then it falls off.

I wish I could get Deidara to speck right she just said "melt don't ice".
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 13, 2008, 10:19:03 pm
She spoke! O:


I wish for the puppy to not pee.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 13, 2008, 10:20:13 pm
Granted. eventually it dies and its all your fault

I wish I was a better poet.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 13, 2008, 10:38:44 pm
You're a poet and you didn't even know it. XD


I wish I was amazing.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on October 14, 2008, 06:55:27 am
Granted, though ur so obsessed with urself you shut urself off from the world and never see anime or conventions ever again.

I wish I had an Itachi plush.  :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 14, 2008, 07:00:58 am
Granted but its head got ripped off.


I wish people weren't so creepy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 14, 2008, 07:37:59 pm
^ now you are the only creepy person in the world... and everyone knows your a creep to

v I wish i was in Corvallis
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on October 15, 2008, 01:00:28 am
^ You are now in Corvallis... but it turns out that I'm in Portland... ><
V I wish my computer wouldn't break.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 15, 2008, 06:48:43 am
It didn't but you can't remember how to turn it on.


I wish that thump I heard just now wasn't the cat knocking something down in my room.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on October 15, 2008, 07:00:06 am
Granted, it was the monster coming out of ur closet to get you.

I wish school was easier.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 15, 2008, 09:07:20 am
^ Granted, but now monkeys can do it.  We're overrun by those damn dirty apes.

V I wish it wasn't so cold.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on October 15, 2008, 03:28:41 pm
^
   Granted it gets warm after snowboard season is over

v  I wish my dog was smarter then the person granting my wish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on October 15, 2008, 04:07:42 pm
Granted, but being that smart would mean it would have to be a genius...so...now it is ur master. (xD Jk.)

I wish I lived near my friends...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 15, 2008, 04:08:37 pm
And now you live near your friends!

Too bad McCain's the president now.

I wish I could start writing my novel now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 15, 2008, 04:10:09 pm
You can't because you'd be bitch slapped if you did.

I wish I still had biscotti.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on October 15, 2008, 04:30:51 pm
^ Granted, but it's a flavor that you hate more than anything
V I wish I was home to see Meg... ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on October 15, 2008, 04:58:26 pm
Granted but its not the meg you wanted..... ITS MEG GRIFFIN!!!!!!      enjoi

I wish the new fatal frame wasn't on Wii
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 15, 2008, 05:16:52 pm
Granted, but the game got recalled because it started posessing people.


I wish I did good on my PSATs.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 15, 2008, 06:02:20 pm
^^ I TOOK THE PSAT'S TODAY TOO!!! ^^ they were pretty ok ^^

^ You ace it!!!... sadly your answer sheet lights on fire and you get a zero
v I wish my knee didn't hurt ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 15, 2008, 06:05:49 pm
It doesn't but now something else hurts.



v I wish my friends were happy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on October 15, 2008, 06:07:03 pm
^Granted, but you are not.

I wish the pizza would come faster...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 15, 2008, 06:20:33 pm
^it comes flying through the window and falls on the floor and is all gross ^^

v i wish i wasn't so cold
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mitsukai Mizu Amaya on October 15, 2008, 06:20:40 pm
^
Granted, but the pizza man trips and it splats on the ground

< took the PSATs today too. o.o

I want my Yuna wedding dress to be epiq and win the cosplay contest next year.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 15, 2008, 06:22:23 pm
^Granted but you miss all the cool events.

vI wish I could find the perfect dress for my costume.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 15, 2008, 08:29:06 pm
Yes, but I. Magnin still won't let you take it home without paying for it.

I wish I felt better than I do...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 15, 2008, 09:06:54 pm
^ Granted.  You feel GRRRRREAT!  But now you're a 2D cartoon tiger.

V I wish I had a job.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 15, 2008, 09:11:26 pm
You have a job, bathing old men for 5 cents an hour.


I wish I wasn't too full to finish my cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 15, 2008, 09:14:09 pm
^ Granted.  You now spew uncontrollably.

V I wish I wasn't shy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 15, 2008, 09:15:05 pm
^Granted, you met me. Nao I shall teach you not to be shy. (Yeah, thats a corruption)

I wish for a fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 15, 2008, 09:16:18 pm
^ Granted, you are now covered in fish.

V I wish to go home this weekend.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 15, 2008, 09:19:18 pm
Granted, but you get stuck on the sidewalk right outide your home. Stupid piece of gum attatched to your shoe.


I wish I had a green crayon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on October 15, 2008, 09:20:18 pm
Granted. It was bitten up by a seven-year-old boy.

I wish I had ramune.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 15, 2008, 09:21:59 pm
Granted, but I spit in it.

I wish my letters glowed.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 15, 2008, 09:23:28 pm
^ They do, but they blind anyone that tries to read them.

V I wish I was a robot.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on October 15, 2008, 09:25:31 pm
^ Granted, but you broke soon after due to a young lady spilling juice all over you for bumping into her.

V I wish I had another arm.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on October 15, 2008, 09:26:05 pm
^Granted, but you are now some child's plaything...along with plastic Godzilla, of whom is kicking ur plastic @$$.

I wish I had lots'o money!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 15, 2008, 09:26:32 pm
^You do. But its in the bank and you can't access it.

I wish I had three more wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 15, 2008, 10:14:56 pm
Granted, but they are only usable on the third blue moon of odd ending years.

I wish I could travel to distant stars...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 15, 2008, 10:15:43 pm
^ You can, but it still takes lightyears.

V I wish I could log onto the internet with my mind.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 15, 2008, 10:28:19 pm
Granted, but you still get porn and spam only. and all at once, and nothing ever finishes downloading.

I wish I had something besides leftovers for dinner...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 15, 2008, 10:29:39 pm
^ You do.  Enjoy your human brains and raw poison ivy!

V I wish I had something to do.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on October 15, 2008, 10:32:50 pm
^
    Congrats!!!   You get to write my Novel!!!

V i wish my dog could spell
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 15, 2008, 10:33:59 pm
^ All he spells are dirty words, in the most inappropriate times.

V I wish I had precognitive abilities.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 15, 2008, 10:37:00 pm
I knew you were going to wish for that. So granted. But now you will never be able to make up your mind, because you know you already made it up somewhere. Now if only you could remember where yo pput it.

I wish it were weekend already...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 15, 2008, 10:38:22 pm
^ Welcome to 11:59pm, October 19.

V I wish I could work on my costume. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 16, 2008, 06:20:20 pm
^ granted, but you misplaced the directions and picked up not just the wrong pattern, but it was actually 3 patterns, none of which were the one for the cosplay you had actually hoped to be, and now people are going to wonder if you meant to be a mecha in the midst of a magical girl transformation.

I wish there were anime characters even close to something I could get away with...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 16, 2008, 08:19:56 pm
^ there are, you start working really hard on the costume... but because you want to do him right, you go over the top on your cosplay, go broke, your power and water is shut off, and your friends all leave because you are to obsessed with the costume. ^^

v I wish I could read people's thoughts
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 16, 2008, 08:29:26 pm
no you don't. Well, okay, granted! Now you realize that all guys are not thinking of sex, not that they are actually thinking of much at all. Maybe cars, or games. Girls when they see you, but otherwise, a real disappointment. But people catch on fast to your mindreading powers, and they throw things at you at every chance they get.


I wish this next week goes fast...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 16, 2008, 08:40:28 pm
^ Granted.  The Earth starts spinning faster and faster, and it's orbit speeds up too.  Eventually we slingshot around the sun and all freeze to death.

V I wish I'd gotten something done today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 16, 2008, 08:41:26 pm
^ you accomplished: Jumping out a window and breaking your legs ^^

v I wish i could stop time
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 16, 2008, 08:41:54 pm
Granted. But you forgot hoow to start it.


I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it. I wish I knew where it was.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 16, 2008, 08:43:13 pm
^ It's in a volcano. :(

V I wish I had Balletsport tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 16, 2008, 08:44:20 pm
You do! But its the day after tomorrow and you missed it.


I wish I knew what balletsport was.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 16, 2008, 08:45:38 pm
No you don't. It's tackle dancing! Full contact, no holds barred art!

I wish you came up with better wishes!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 16, 2008, 08:47:07 pm
Granted but you can't figure out how to corrupt them.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 16, 2008, 08:50:36 pm
Granted but you get caught up in a spider's web, and get eaten alive.

I wish I could rock lobster!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 16, 2008, 08:51:38 pm
Granted, but your lobster is a crab.


I wish the gland on my neck wasn't swollen anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on October 16, 2008, 08:52:36 pm
Granted, but then you get a swolen gland on your tounge.
Sorry. ;_;
I wish my hair wasnt so poofy right now..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 16, 2008, 08:56:41 pm
Granted, you're bald.


I wish my glasses were contacts.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 16, 2008, 10:22:16 pm
Granted, but now you can't find them. Oops, you just rolled your computer chair over them.

I wish I could get a nice Reuben sandwich to eat before I go home...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 17, 2008, 07:02:38 am
Granted, but there's dog slobber on it.

I wish I didn't have to get up early.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 17, 2008, 10:15:01 am
^ you don't HAVE to... so you don't, then you miss all the important stuff you wanted to do

v i wish I could go on my road trip today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on October 17, 2008, 05:30:55 pm
^ Granted, but you got on the wrong bus and ended up in a old people Nudist Colony.

I wish finding perfect cosplay parts were easy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 17, 2008, 10:20:06 pm
Granted, but now everyone cosplays and no one is special.


I wish we won the homecoming game.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MizzArianna on October 18, 2008, 11:43:18 am
Granted, you didn't win because OC is the best. Your American football team sucks.

I wish I could beat everyone's posts.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 18, 2008, 11:44:36 am
Granted, you could because you have more time, but your computer spontaneously catches fire.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 18, 2008, 04:21:30 pm
^ granted... you are now nothing ^^

v I wish I wasn't to tall ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bob on October 19, 2008, 12:22:32 am
Granted, you never reached tall. its still very far away, keep walking though, you might find it!

I wish I didn't pick on peoples typo's.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on October 19, 2008, 12:30:54 am
Granted.  By the way, you forgot an apostrophe.

I wish I could get MIDI to work. :/
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 19, 2008, 03:38:01 am
Granted, but now something else broke.

I wish I could sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Darknight2433 on October 19, 2008, 03:39:04 pm
Granted, but you wake up to me beside you. XD

I wish I could have a non-crappy cellphone.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 19, 2008, 05:12:11 pm
^ you have it... but then it falls in the toilet and you flush it! sorry ^^

v I wish I felt better
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 19, 2008, 09:04:57 pm
No you don't because yo get more sympathy this way. But if you insist, wish Granted! You now feel terrific, but everyone in the house now has serious projectile vomiting, and the place just absolutely reeks of used food. Yeah, and they got the computer and your cell phone too, so you have to spend the next several hours cleaning all the barf up before you can do anything. Oh, and all that orchestrated power puking has got you heaving more than sighs. But you still feel great! And perky! Really, how did you get so perky, that wasn't in the wish?

I wish the food at Muchas Gracias will be good instead of all dried out when I order some on the way home from work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on October 19, 2008, 11:07:49 pm
Granted, but the bag spills all over the interior of your car.


I wish my friend was happy. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 20, 2008, 04:30:52 pm
Granted your friend is happy because all sorts of "BAD THINGS" start to happen to you. Schadenfreud is not a pretty picture.

I wish I could get more stuff done in a day...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 20, 2008, 04:34:14 pm
^ you over work yourself tomorrow and die ^^

v i wish I was 100% better ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MomoChan5 on October 20, 2008, 04:41:07 pm
^ Granted, but now everyone hates you because you;re beter than them.

V I wish all my acne was gone.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 20, 2008, 04:45:25 pm
^ your ACNE is gone ^^ ...backne... not so much ><

v I wish I hasn't broken my left arm when I was 7... so I could play the piano with my left hand NOW ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MomoChan5 on October 20, 2008, 04:48:07 pm
^ Granted, but instead you broke your right arm.

V I wish I was exactly 4.5 inches shorter
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 20, 2008, 04:49:22 pm
^ granted... Now really tall people think you are a midget and use you for Midget tossing ^^

v I wish I could stop time
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MomoChan5 on October 20, 2008, 04:51:02 pm
^ Granted, but now time is frozen foreever and can only be restarted when you are finally dead.

V I wish I could shapeshift
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 20, 2008, 04:54:37 pm
^ Granted but now everything you touch will forever have the consistency of wet clay.

I wish I had more fun at work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MomoChan5 on October 20, 2008, 04:58:47 pm
^ Granted, but now everyone who looks you in the eyes becomes forever bored.

V I wish I could sing better
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 20, 2008, 05:01:11 pm
You sing amazingly, but all other singers get jealous and have your vocal cords removed while you are asleep!

i wish I had a job that got me good $$$
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on October 20, 2008, 06:31:36 pm
^ Granted, but you now have no personal life... Oh wait... that's just like real life... sad day...
V I wish that life was better
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 20, 2008, 06:35:16 pm
^ that one is hard >< uh... For EVERYONE but you, it is!

v I wish I wasn't always thinking in sexual innuendo and "thats what she said" jokes ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on October 20, 2008, 06:41:48 pm
^ Granted, but you're a boring normal person now... And being normal is no fun...
V I wish that I had a printer in my dorm room...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 20, 2008, 06:43:57 pm
^ granted... Its always breaking, costing you lots of time an money

v I wish I could advance to the next blackbelt rank right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: SageBell on October 20, 2008, 06:53:44 pm
^granted but black is the new pink so you just lowered yourself

I wish for a huggable buddy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MomoChan5 on October 20, 2008, 06:59:05 pm
^ Granted, but your buddy is incredibly possesive and now you have no friends.

V I wish that people liked me a little more.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 20, 2008, 08:10:16 pm
^ Granted, but they still hate your friends.

I wish I would have asked out that cute server at the restaurant the other night...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 20, 2008, 09:47:09 pm
^ you ask her.... she hits you in the face with a tray ^^ good job, you certainly have a way with women!

v I wish the internet would stay on all night
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 20, 2008, 10:11:21 pm
GRanted, but you can't stay awake that long, yet.

I wish it was Thursday already...I have plans. bwah ha ha ha ha...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 21, 2008, 01:15:07 am
^ It is Thursday... But you've lost your plans!  OH NOES!

V I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.  Er... today. >.>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 21, 2008, 06:18:28 pm
Granted, I hope you slept REALLY well, as you missed all the important things you were to do today. Oh well, there is always manana.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy here at work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Toxikon on October 22, 2008, 12:01:09 am
^ Granted, you are in an eternal state of awake.  Now you'll go crazy from lack of sleep!

V I wish I could get all the pieces I need for my cosplay.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on October 22, 2008, 04:13:16 pm
^ Granted, but they've all been used by a really smelly narutard before...
V I wish that I didn't have to read "As you like it" by tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on October 22, 2008, 04:18:18 pm
^ Granted its not due till next friday however the homework for it has just trippled

V  I wish i had something really good and suspenseful to read!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on October 22, 2008, 04:51:00 pm
^ Granted, but as soon as you get into it, the author decides to discontinue it. ^.^

> I wish I could eat lots of good food all the time and not have to worry about gaining weight.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 22, 2008, 04:58:25 pm
^ you don't have to worry... because you've stopped caring about what you look like! ^^

v I wish I was all better
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 22, 2008, 06:32:14 pm
Granted, you're feeling much better now, but the sherriff's department has been ordered to mandatorily force you to take your meds.

I wish I could make my drive from Phoenix, Az. to Creswell, Or. this weekend a bit more leisurely than I know it is going to be...ack!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 17, 2008, 07:27:28 am
^Granted, but your car manages to break down.

>I wish I could find a good Sailor Uranus wig.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on November 17, 2008, 07:36:01 am
^ Granted, but it's filled with lice.

< I wish I had a job. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 17, 2008, 07:38:34 am
^Granted, but it's a really sucky job that you only get paid a penny per hour for and your workspace is infested with cockroaches that like to eat holes in your shoes. Heppeh?  ;)

>I wish there weren't such things as taxes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on November 17, 2008, 07:40:16 am
^ Granted, but the economy becomes unstable and everything is 700 dollars.

< I wish there weren't any fires in CA.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 17, 2008, 09:10:16 am
^ Now they are in oregon ><;;

v I wish i didn't have to be at school today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on November 17, 2008, 10:34:56 am
^ Granted, in equal exchange (lol), you have to attend school everyday for the rest of your life.

v I wish K-con '09 was here already.   :-X
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 17, 2008, 10:40:25 am
^ it is... but you totally aren't ready, and miss it.

v I wish it were sunny.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 17, 2008, 11:41:22 am
^Granted, but a little raincloud keeps following you around and pouring raindrops on you.

>I wish that the outfit I'm hopefully buying is the right size. xD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 17, 2008, 12:59:11 pm
^ it is the right size... but then you wash it!!!

v I wish the school day was over
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on November 17, 2008, 05:22:11 pm
^ Well, duh! It's after 5pm, aren't you through with detention yet?

I wish I was more politically viable to run for office, like my mother...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on November 17, 2008, 08:50:03 pm
^ Granted, but when you try, you end up like Citizen Kane, all lost and depressed. .

< I wish someone would post in the threads I frequent. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on November 17, 2008, 09:34:53 pm
Granted, but the sudden rush of posters causes the server to crash, so no one posts anywhere,  ever.

I wish I owned a better house...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on November 17, 2008, 10:30:26 pm
^ Granted. Then the house catches on fire.

I wish I had better tennis skills. D|
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 18, 2008, 11:36:21 am
^^^^^It's made of sequins. Lawl. Dunno if it'll shrink. xD

^Granted, but now you're constantly in tournaments and matches and never have the time to read your precious PoT.

>I wish that I had money for food right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: oslapedo on November 18, 2008, 11:46:19 am
^ Granted, but all you can buy is raisins because I ate everything else.

v I WISH MY WIGS WOULD GET HERE ALREADY!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 18, 2008, 12:43:54 pm
^ They were shipped in such a hurry that they are all the wrong ones.

v I wish it were friday
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on November 18, 2008, 07:20:15 pm
^ Granted but that is only because someone stole Wednesday, Thursday from your calendar.

I wish I could get one of those funky new exotic cats that are like 1/2 tiger and such...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on November 18, 2008, 07:26:42 pm
^ Granted, but then it attax0rs you and bites off your arm before running into the night.

< I wish I had my Haruko Haruha cosplay already! D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: oslapedo on November 18, 2008, 07:29:16 pm
Granted but it makes you look far too smecksy so when you pimp it out at KCon you get mauled by alien-robot fanboys. You would beat them down with a guitar but you left it in the trunk of your vespa, oh no!

I wish I loved life more xD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on November 18, 2008, 07:33:43 pm
^ Granted, but you love life TOO much that you become one of those rainbow-happy face-yellow-bright-cheery people who is very creepy and all your friends leave you.

< I wish I had straight A's. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KairiLee on November 18, 2008, 07:38:27 pm
^ granted , but then your parents freak out & decide the ' real you ' must of been abducted by aliens & begin plotting to torture you with chores & other punishments in order to get the ' alien you ' to confess to the ' real you 's whereabouts .

v i wish i had a photographic memory so i could learn japanese way more easier >w>; ~ .
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: oslapedo on November 18, 2008, 07:39:26 pm
... Seriously Kristee?

^^ Granted but Sahara kills you because you don't know what it's like to have truly bad grades...

^ Granted but after awhile the squiggly worms corrupt your mind and turn you into a japanese zombie.

v Lawl I wish I didn't kill my friends :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 18, 2008, 08:10:22 pm
^ Granted. They kill you instead (but we all still luff you :D)

V I wish my foreign roomate wouldn't sing italian opera at 2 am.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: oslapedo on November 18, 2008, 08:42:54 pm
^ Granted so instead he sings the barney "I love you" song to you alll night looong

v I wish my neck would stop hurting!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 18, 2008, 08:55:07 pm
^ Granted, you have been beheaded and no longer feel pain. (but we still luff you :D)

V I wish my 10 page paper on paper would write itself, written in english with proper grammar and such, so that it would get an A.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: oslapedo on November 18, 2008, 08:57:33 pm
^ Granted but your teacher is actually an evil monster and they eat you because your A made them lose some self-esteem

v I wish I didn't have to get out of my chair to brush my teeth XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 18, 2008, 09:02:51 pm
^ granted. Your teeth fall out and you now have gums to brush! :D

V I wish my new heater didn't smell funny
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: oslapedo on November 18, 2008, 09:09:26 pm
^ Granted, and it smells so good that you stick your nose up to it and it melts off!

v I wish I could be something besides "Bunnygirl"!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 18, 2008, 09:12:31 pm
^ Granted! You are now a lizard!

V I wish I had super powers
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on November 19, 2008, 01:51:04 am
^  Granted! However having such great abilities has drivin you insane!!  You wander out into space and are never seen again.


V I wish my dog could fly!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 19, 2008, 08:10:53 am
^ Granted, but he can never come down.

V I wish Capitan Crunch didn't rip up the roof of my mouth
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: laurifer on November 19, 2008, 09:42:38 am
^ Granted. It rips your tongue.


v I wish I didn't have 2 essays to do!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 19, 2008, 10:08:08 am
^ hows 4 sound? ^^

v I wish the school year was over.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on November 19, 2008, 11:43:54 am
^ Granted, but you haven't learned anything and you don't get into a good college...
V I wish that my life would be less full of drama.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 19, 2008, 12:19:58 pm
^ granted, now it has no drama or emotion whatsoever.

V I wish my food tasted better

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on November 19, 2008, 12:27:07 pm
^Granted, but now you're constantly in tournaments and matches and never have the time to read your precious PoT.
PSST. I watch it.

^Granted. But then it tastes too good that I COME AND ATTACK YOU AND STEALZ ALL YOUR FOODZ OM NOM NOM.

Pfft. I wish my school had a tennis team/club. I never get to play enough tennis. D|
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 19, 2008, 12:30:08 pm
^ They do, but it results in over 100 mysterious deaths in less than a week and they close it.

V I wish that I didn't put in too much pepper in my foooood D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on November 19, 2008, 12:32:45 pm
^Granted. But then the food tastes bad. O3O

I wish I could go to one of the 4th generation's Prince of Tennis musicallllssss D|;;;;;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 19, 2008, 12:38:36 pm
^ You go, but a terrorist is there and shoots someone 2 minutes into the performance, which traumatizes the actors. The police come and there is a HUUUGE mess of things that has to happen (papers to be filled out, fingerprints, ect). It turns out the terrorist is actually an evil version of you from a different dimension, so you are taken to a prison without TV or internet and must live there for 45 years until they discover the rip in the dimensions where your evil twin came from. (>3< But we still luff you~!)

V I wish that I had Geass >: D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on November 19, 2008, 12:40:01 pm
o___________________o......................................................................................
No. That will never happen.
ANYWAY

^Geass? o-o CODE GEASS HUH? D8 *shot'd*

I want more oreos.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 19, 2008, 03:08:26 pm
^They have no filling in them.

VI wish I wasn't sick on my birthday.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 19, 2008, 05:13:09 pm
You are no longer sick, but now you are blind

V I wish I had more fruit!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 19, 2008, 05:51:09 pm
^Ouchie...>.< Anywho...granted, but it's all rotten and infested with maggots. ^.^

> I wish we were having pizza for dinner...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 19, 2008, 06:08:31 pm
^ You are, but it is 10 years past the expiration date.

V I wish I had a heart.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 19, 2008, 06:20:33 pm
^Granted, but it's locked in a treasure chest located half-way across the world and you are now the captain/king of the sea and Johnny Depp is out to kill you for that title. Get meh drift?

>I wish I didn't sound like such a newb...>.<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 19, 2008, 06:22:46 pm
^ You are now mute.

*sweeet...I'm gonna kidnap Johnny :D*

V I wish I had really cool magic powers
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 19, 2008, 06:26:01 pm
^Granted, but you can't use them 'cuz you forgot how to.

>I wish I was as good a singer as Katy Perry.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 19, 2008, 06:26:48 pm
^ You are, but everyone goes deaf so it doesn't matter.

V I wish I had a giant ROBOT :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 19, 2008, 06:28:20 pm
^Granted, but Godzilla destroys it.

>I wish I was more confident.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 19, 2008, 06:31:33 pm
^ Granted, but you become so confident that you think that you no longer need clothing. You are reported at school and wind up being arrested for indecent exposure. You are so confident that you think you have ninja skills and try to attack the cops, who proceed to taze you. When you wake up in your cell, you are so confident that you are the prettiest prisoner and all the other women attack and beat you up.

V I wish I could see my friendssss T^T
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 19, 2008, 06:32:46 pm
^Granted, but they all turned into zombies that want to eat your brains!!!

>I wish I was in better shape.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 19, 2008, 06:34:24 pm
^ You are now a circle!

V I wish I had a jar of really really good peanut butter that had nothing wrong with it in any way, shape, or form.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 19, 2008, 06:37:28 pm
^Granted, but it makes you sick from eating it's perfect deliciousness and you suffer from stomach pains.

>I wish I was pretteh.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on November 19, 2008, 07:46:34 pm
Granted, but now everyone takes you so deathly serious that you can't make a joke to save your life. Life gets boring, oh so boring. You do get a posse though. But they expect somehow to have your money used for everything, as if you owe them.

I wish there was a good place to eat when I get off work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 19, 2008, 07:57:37 pm
^ there is, but when you are less than a block away from visiting it for the first time, it explodes in a horrible fireball.

I wish I had more time
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on November 24, 2008, 10:15:12 am
^ granted, but with more time you accomplish much less, in fact, you accomplish nothing.

< I wish it would snow in Corvallis, Oregon so I don't have to commute.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on November 24, 2008, 04:43:19 pm
^ It will, but only during the Civil War game, better hope you commute that day.

I wish the Trojans go to the Fiesta Bowl, the Beavers to the Rose Bowl, and the Ducks to the Holiday Bowl...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 24, 2008, 05:54:13 pm
^Granted, but the bowls are plates.

I wish I had cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on November 24, 2008, 05:57:18 pm
^Granted! You HAD cake to bad I ate it.

V I wish my mom wasnt so mean.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 24, 2008, 06:03:17 pm
^Granted, but now you're mean.


I have cake, now I wish I had milk.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KinkyFriedChicken on November 24, 2008, 06:08:27 pm
^Granted, To bad it came right from the cow that has a desice.

VI wish I was already back in Portland.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 24, 2008, 06:13:39 pm
^granted but everyone else is'nt.


I wish I could breathe under water.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on November 24, 2008, 07:25:29 pm
^ granted, but all water sources are polluted and u cannot survive.

< I wish I had a chocolate bar. right. now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on November 24, 2008, 07:47:13 pm
Granted, but someone left it in the microwave instead of the freezer, so it got all melted, which wouldn't have been so bad, but no one has cleaned the thing out in months, and well, if you REALLY need your choco-fix, go for it. ewwwwww ::)

I wish it was time to go home already...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 24, 2008, 08:04:29 pm
^ It is. For everyone BUT you!

V I wish my homework was done
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on November 24, 2008, 08:55:46 pm
^ it is done, but I ate it because someone deprived me of my chocolate... it is my FIBER!!!

< wish my hair will grow back faster...   :o
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 24, 2008, 09:04:17 pm
^ ALL your hair begins growing at a rate of 1 foot every 10 hours. Congrats cousin it!

V I wish I had super powers!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 24, 2008, 09:11:52 pm
^ you have to power to glow. Purple

v I wish anything I said came true
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on November 24, 2008, 09:14:01 pm
^ Granted. But then everyone gets suspicious of you and stays away from you.

V I wish there was no school tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 25, 2008, 11:25:35 pm
^Granted, but you have 6 tests the next day.


I wish my mom accepted my excuses.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 26, 2008, 01:11:44 am
^ Granted. But now all your mom can do is say "alright" and "okay".

I wish the weather would clear up.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on November 26, 2008, 10:12:14 am
^granted but the skies are sooooooo clear that the rays of the sun penetrate your skin giving you one REALLLLLLLLLLy bad sunburn.

> I wish for turkeys to be emancipated from this so called holiday.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on November 26, 2008, 11:13:47 am
^ Granted! Now the marmoset is the new Thanksgiving animal. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

V I wish I could find the camera. D=
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 26, 2008, 11:25:55 am
^ You find it....Rather its remains....You find it powdered in a shoebox.

V I wish my religion class didn't make me feel stupid....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on November 26, 2008, 04:34:07 pm
^ Granted, but now everyone is just like you!  ;)

I wish dumbing down wasn't the answer proscribed by those in control...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on November 26, 2008, 06:40:59 pm
Granted.  Natural selection kills off the majority of your friends and acquaintances.

I wish I had my titanium-plated 4GB flash drive with all my ITG2 scores on it. :[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on November 26, 2008, 08:09:53 pm
Granted, it's in the mail, in Cleveland, Ohio.

I wish Dancing Tofu will get a date...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on November 26, 2008, 08:46:26 pm
Granted.  Are we still on for Saturday?  lol

I second Jaybug's notion. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 28, 2008, 12:33:58 pm
^Granted, but she deflated.


I wish I had a blow torch!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on November 28, 2008, 01:43:14 pm
[ouch lol]

Granted.  They don't make the best handwarmers.

I wish I wasn't actively flaming.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 28, 2008, 01:45:06 pm
^ ok! *submerges you in the arctic ocean* bai bai!! have fun freezing to death :3

v i wish my dad would be kind to patrick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on November 28, 2008, 01:47:22 pm
Granted.  They develop an, er, intimate fondness for one another.

I wish I was eating food.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 28, 2008, 01:51:14 pm
^Granted but the little girl you stole the plastic scone from is very angry with you.


I wish My hot cocoa wasn't gone.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 28, 2008, 01:52:04 pm
^^ om nom nom nom... isn't that haggis that you are eating delicious? >:3 ( I liked mine)

^ drowning in a vat of hot chocolate is no fun... hrm??
 
v i wish I wasn't so nervous.  
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 28, 2008, 01:52:54 pm
Granted, all feelings are gone


I wish I wasn't too lazy to move.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 28, 2008, 01:54:51 pm
^ You are now exactly like the person described in the song "bouncing off the walls" by sugar cult ^^

v i wish i had my ipod back.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on November 28, 2008, 01:57:26 pm
Granted.  Which part do you want first?

I wish my feet would heal. (they're both sprained in at least one place, and I have somewhat unhealthy joints in both ankles.  Yikes!)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 28, 2008, 02:05:23 pm
^ granted! we can't do anything about your broken knees though.....

v I wish my wisdom teeth weren't coming in sideways ;;>_>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 28, 2008, 02:11:35 pm
granted. they're the right way, but your neck isn't.



I wish my house wasn't positive.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 28, 2008, 08:10:16 pm
Granted. Now your house is on fire, and you're still inside.

I wish that I pass all of my classes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on November 28, 2008, 08:30:56 pm
^ You do. The train you are held hostage on passes right by all your classes! The whole school in fact!

V I wish I didn't have to go back to my apartment on Sunday or earlier
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 28, 2008, 08:44:27 pm
^ Granted. Someone gets murdered in your apartment while you're out, and now the police wont let anyone get near the place.

I wish I knew what to wish for
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 28, 2008, 08:49:16 pm
Granted. well almost sence you did not wish you got nothing

Wish i did not have to go to school monday
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 28, 2008, 08:51:24 pm
^Granted, but you have to come in on Saturday. ^.^

>I wish kids wewren't such annoying whiners...>.>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 28, 2008, 08:53:14 pm
^Granted, but you still have to babysit ^-^
wishes i had some pocky
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 28, 2008, 08:54:37 pm
(I so do, too. TT-TT)

^Granted, but it's not the flavor you like.

>I wish I could have a tame snow tiger as a pet.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 28, 2008, 08:59:39 pm
^Granted, But you remember the guy from california with the white tame tigers... ya...
Wishes to be glomped
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 28, 2008, 09:00:52 pm
^Granted, you're glomped by a group of sweaty otakus hoping to cope a feel. xD

>I wish I had a sexy bod! x3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 28, 2008, 09:04:26 pm
^Granted, but all the plastic surgery made it so you cant feel lol jk
Wishes i had my phone back
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 29, 2008, 10:36:06 am
^Granted, but you drop it in the toilet.

>I wish I liked sushi.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 29, 2008, 10:55:42 am
^Granted but fish are extinct.

I wish it was noon!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 12:10:19 pm
Granted. But now you burst into flames.

I wish I had an electric guitar.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 29, 2008, 12:46:20 pm
^granted, but there was a short in thewiring and you were electricuted...
Wish i had something to do
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 29, 2008, 12:51:34 pm
^ granted. isn't it awesome to be a plumber after thanksgiving? ^^

v I wish the laundry would get done.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 29, 2008, 01:10:41 pm
^Granted, but it will splode.

I wish my dead bunny would come home!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 29, 2008, 01:12:28 pm
^granted but his tail never made it 0.o
wish I had some pocky
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 01:27:37 pm
Granted. Hope you like poop flavored pocky!

I wish I had a mermaid for a girlfriend.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 29, 2008, 01:31:13 pm
^granted, but she cant leave the water and you cant grow gills
Wish I could go to Sakuracon
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 29, 2008, 02:41:31 pm
^Granted but you will get attacked/molested by rabid fanboys.

Wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 02:49:40 pm
Granted. But the government finds out about your new ability, and proceeds to abduct you and experiment on you.

I wish the weekend was three days long.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 29, 2008, 02:51:28 pm
Granted. But you will only have them once a year.

I wish I had some book to read.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on November 29, 2008, 02:53:05 pm
Granted. But then some hobo comes up to you and takes it away.

I wish I had the ability to focus on more than one anime.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 02:57:23 pm
Granted. But now you can't focus on anything else.

I wish my skin wasnt so oily.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on November 29, 2008, 02:59:08 pm
Granted. But now your skin is dry. DRYYYYYY.

I wish my friend would play tennis with me again ;3;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 29, 2008, 03:00:40 pm
Granted but now she will win ALL THE TIME and rub it in.

I wish my computer wasnt so slow!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 03:03:47 pm
Granted. Now it's super fast, but it has become sentient and mocks you with a snobby british accent.

I wish I could play the guitar like a pro.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 29, 2008, 03:43:09 pm
^granted, butnow your fingers will never stop moving in the patern green blue red yellow orange
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 05:12:09 pm
Since Griff_the_dragoon failed to post a wish, I guess I will.

I wish I was fluent in every major language on earth.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 29, 2008, 05:17:11 pm
Granted, but you NEVER get to travel or meet foreign people.

I wish I could capture a pokemon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 05:24:28 pm
Granted. But you can only capture Bidoofs.

I wish every day was halloween.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 29, 2008, 05:26:42 pm
Granted but you have to wear the same costume everyday! (its a dead bunny costume! >:3 )

I wish school was over already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 05:48:22 pm
Granted. But now you have to work in a sweat shop every day.

I wish I lived in a dorm, that there is nothing wrong with, and had a cool roommate with even cooler neighbors. >:D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 29, 2008, 05:58:02 pm
Granted. But the world will blow up the next day. (bet'cha didint see dat comin'! >.>)

Wish I had a pumkin pie!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 06:08:52 pm
Granted, and it's the best pumpkin pie you've ever had too! But the day after you're stuck on the toilet for half the day.

I wish I had enough money for Kumoricon (cosplay and all).
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 29, 2008, 06:20:51 pm
Granted, but your cosplay will suck!

I wish I was the Amazing Nightcrawler!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Tankou001 on November 29, 2008, 06:22:45 pm
Granted but you end up being blind, and you can't see where you teleport, thus teleporting into a metal slab, and dying.

"I wish I had a cookie"
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 29, 2008, 06:26:02 pm
Granted, but your cookie was made by ME! >:3 and thats NEVER good.

I wish I had better cooking skillz.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Tankou001 on November 29, 2008, 06:29:26 pm
Granted, they taste amazing, but everything you make is poisonous.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on November 29, 2008, 08:24:05 pm
I wish you'd made a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 29, 2008, 08:24:30 pm
^Granted, but it's invisible.

>I wish for my money to arrive safely to G.G. when I send it to her on Monday. ^.^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 29, 2008, 09:07:20 pm
^granted but you drop it and it shatters into a million pieces
wish I was Spiderman
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 29, 2008, 09:09:50 pm
(xD How does money shatter into millions of pieces?)

^Granted, but the other Spiderman is offended and kills you.

>I wish I could juggle WOW and the forums better. Like split screen. xD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 29, 2008, 09:13:59 pm
(i thought i was replying to the cookies XP)
Granted, but because of it your computer wont go back to the regular screen
Wish I had could go to PWNAGE and hang with some friends
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Tankou001 on November 29, 2008, 09:25:21 pm
Granted, but they shoot you, and you are now dead.

I wish I was even more awesome than I am now XP
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 29, 2008, 09:31:22 pm
^Granted,  but you remember Brittney Spears... ya...
Wish I had some Ramena and Pocky (the Giant kind)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 29, 2008, 10:39:47 pm
^ granted... If you were looking for Ramune and Pocky your outta luck, sorry... I got you a giant 'ramena' and a giant Styrofoam fake pocky ^^

v I wish my parents were less controlling.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 10:52:58 pm
Granted, but now they'er not quite as alive. >:D
I wish I wish I was a fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 29, 2008, 10:57:16 pm
^ granted! AWSOME!! we are having tuna TONIGHT! >:3

v I wish I was emancipated from my parents
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 11:42:06 pm
Wow, someone has problems with mommy and daddy. Your wish is granted, your parents are now in jail for a crime neither of them committed, and now you're in foster care.

I wish I had more friends.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 29, 2008, 11:45:30 pm
^Granted, but I'm just letting you know that I'm kinda crazy. ^.^

>I wish I can find a good bow tie for my Columbia outfit.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 29, 2008, 11:49:24 pm
Granted. But after you put it on, you quickly discover that no matter what you do, YOU CAN'T GET IT OFF! D:

I wish that my friends were happy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 29, 2008, 11:51:55 pm
^Granted, but it seems to me that YOU aren't happy.  :-[

>I wish I knew why.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 30, 2008, 12:00:16 am
^ Granted. But it's a long and sad story that makes you depressed.

I wish I had never fallen in love with one of my best friends.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 30, 2008, 12:02:35 am
^Granted, but you still don't seem to be happy.

>I wish I didn't love my ex who's now engaged.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 30, 2008, 12:09:15 am
^ Granted. Now you love your ex's fiancee.

I wish I could read minds.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 30, 2008, 12:10:50 am
EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!! But the guy is so scary and gross!!! TT-TT

^Granted, but nobody wants you to read their minds so they push you away.

>I wish I could find a nice boy to go out with.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 30, 2008, 12:17:18 am
Granted. But after a couple dates, he takes you to his home, and you find out first hand about his... hobbies.

I wish the human heart wasn't so easy to break.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 30, 2008, 01:52:18 am
^ yours will never fall in love

v i wish I could sleep in my special someone's arms ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 30, 2008, 01:57:12 am
Granted. But their arms aren't quite attached to their body...   :-[

I wish for a zombie apocalypse... in which I actually survive!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 30, 2008, 02:32:52 am
^ granted... being UNdead isn't dead now is it!! ^^

v I wish i never had to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 30, 2008, 10:52:25 am
^Granted, but you cant stop drinking BAWLS (brand name) energy drinks
vWish That Graduation was here
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 30, 2008, 11:00:03 am
Granted. You just graduated from Clown College! Your parents sould be So proud...

I wish I had a motorcycle
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 30, 2008, 11:06:15 am
^Granted, but you are in an accident and your left arm is taken off by a stop sign
vWish my P.E.P. (personal educartion planner) for graduation was done
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on November 30, 2008, 11:14:41 am
^ Granted. But the next day it gets lost and you have to start all over.

V I wish that fall term and finals were over already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 30, 2008, 11:25:56 am
^Grante, but you soon forget everything
Wish i had a Chocolate Taco!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 30, 2008, 11:32:06 am
GRANTED! But the next day you get the Runs!

I wish Paris Hilton was in a coma.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on November 30, 2008, 12:21:46 pm
^Granted, but you also go into a coma and she wakes up before you.

>I wish I had all of my cosplays in perfect condition right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 30, 2008, 12:33:37 pm
Granted. But you end up in a car accident, go into a coma. And when you wake up AFTER Kumoricon is over, you find out that cats used your cosplays as scratching posts.

I wish I had psychic powers.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 30, 2008, 12:45:19 pm
^Granted, but yo always have a headache
Wish I had something to do
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 30, 2008, 01:09:03 pm
Granted. Now your ass is on fire.  :D

I wish I could understand women.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 30, 2008, 01:54:03 pm
^ now all of them think you are gay.

v I wish I didn't have to go back to school.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 30, 2008, 02:02:30 pm
^granted, but dont know anything...
wish i did not have to work
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 30, 2008, 02:08:05 pm
^ granted... now you don't have any money

v i wish I could teleport.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 30, 2008, 02:09:58 pm
^granted, but you end up inbetween a rock and a hard spot... literally
wish i could run faster
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 30, 2008, 02:11:19 pm
^ but turns out you faint when you run fast, fall over, hit your head, and fall into a coma for 10 years

v i wish I was 18 already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on November 30, 2008, 02:15:39 pm
^granted, ugh but nothing really special happens
wants a cookie
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 30, 2008, 02:31:16 pm
^ a 5 year old cookie is delicious no?

v I wish I wasn't so tall
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on November 30, 2008, 02:34:24 pm
Granted. You are now a dwarf!

I wish I could type faster
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 30, 2008, 03:02:24 pm
^ your computer hates you and is constantly restarting

v i wish i wasn't nostalgic right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on November 30, 2008, 03:54:45 pm
^Your not. But all those around you are.

V I wish there was enough snow already!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 30, 2008, 03:58:26 pm
^ ahhh freezing to death... so much fun!!!!

v i wish my parents would get off the phone!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 30, 2008, 04:02:41 pm
Granted, but now they will go talk to your friends about your baby pictures!

I wish I didnt have to move.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on November 30, 2008, 04:09:33 pm
You Dont have to move.... Very far.  Your parents decide you are to live in a poorly constructed tree house with no rope ladder.
Have fun this winter XD

I wish for a Shiny new Range Rover!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 30, 2008, 04:12:03 pm
Granted, but you have to eat a live bunny to get it.

I wish I had no problems with life.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on November 30, 2008, 04:22:00 pm
but everyone else does, and they get annoyed at you!

i wish my mom's favorite word was YES, not NO
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 30, 2008, 04:27:02 pm
Granted, but when you try to talk to her all she will say is 'yes' and nothing else.

I wish I had a stegosaurus!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on November 30, 2008, 04:37:45 pm
^ Granted, how would you like it cut and wrapped? It's waiting at the butcher shop. Mmmm stego-burgers!

I wish we would get going with bringing back Wooly Mammoths to Oregon, let them roam loose in wilderness areas!...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on November 30, 2008, 06:35:48 pm
Granted, but they will eat your home.

I wish the cookies were done!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on November 30, 2008, 09:24:46 pm
I hope they are by now too!  :o

I wish I had something more interesting to do when I get hope then slice deli meats...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on November 30, 2008, 11:14:07 pm
Granted, you get to package them too!


I wish the printer would work.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 01, 2008, 09:21:36 am
Granted. Now your computer doesn't work.

I wish that I will do well on all of my finals and final projects.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 01, 2008, 04:31:15 pm
Granted, but the professor's office catches fire before the grades get to the computer.

I wish I had more time to do everything...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 01, 2008, 04:52:04 pm
Granted, but then you will have too much time for everything, go insane and end up in a mental hospitol.

I wish I was out of this str8 jacket. >:/
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 01, 2008, 06:07:45 pm
Granted, but they put a muzzle on you.


I wish this paper was written and turned in to my teacher on time.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: lychee-twist on December 01, 2008, 06:36:11 pm
Granted then you'll look like a complete fool when you found out that a monkey wrote your paper in your stead, and your teacher gets horribly sick due to a monkey-poo covered paper.

I wish I had more hours at work.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 01, 2008, 06:44:45 pm
(Oh sad. That would suck. I've collected 11 pages of research for a 4 page paper.)


Granted, but then your boss gets stuck in quicksand and they can't pay you cause they have to spend all the money getting them out.


I wish monkeys didnt exist.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 01, 2008, 08:18:28 pm
Granted, but now rats have moved up the food chain to replace them. Nothing worse than the Howler Rats of South America.

I wish I had my home genetics experiment kit for fun and profit...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 01, 2008, 08:33:27 pm
^ but thats all you have... and will have... ever ^^

v I wish I could graduate HS at least a year early.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 01, 2008, 09:50:44 pm
^Granted, try the IB programme


I wish there were 32 hours in a day.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 02, 2008, 09:51:42 am
^ its dark for 26 of 'em!

v I wish School stated at 10
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 02, 2008, 09:55:37 am
^ Granted. But now it goes untill 5.

v I wish someone would give me a hug
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 02, 2008, 10:01:46 am
^ Granted. A creepy awkward guy walks up to you, wraps you in a big 'ol hug and walks away. He leaves you smelling funny and wallet-less.

v I wish I never slept.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 02, 2008, 10:28:33 am
Granted. But you die after 10 days without sleeping.

I wish I had awsome guitar skills.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 02, 2008, 12:39:34 pm
^ granted. Living skills not so much though...

v i wish I could control people's minds >:3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: mangakaluna on December 02, 2008, 02:52:26 pm
^ You can, but you are in a vegitative state- so it doesn't help anyways!

V I wish I had more comissions!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 02, 2008, 05:28:38 pm
^ Granted. But they're all porn!
V Wish that nothing goes wrong for the rest of the year.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 02, 2008, 06:13:16 pm
Granted, but this year will be your last.

I wish my CD's werent scratched!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 02, 2008, 06:56:34 pm
Granted, but you st on them and they broke in half.


I wish I had Orochimaru's Earrings.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 03, 2008, 05:45:25 pm
Granted, but due to the flooding of Sioux City, Iowa Rightstuf.com has a bit of a backlog on certain items of merchandise.

I wish I could do a backflip without hurting myself...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on December 03, 2008, 05:49:32 pm
You CAN!!  however the kid down the street wants you off his trampoline and out of his yard!!
   You do many backflips before hurting yourself in the ensuing Bru ha ha.

I wish Stevens Pass had enough snow and was open now!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 03, 2008, 10:26:54 pm
Granted, but a lahar is gonna happen tomorrow, and you can kiss Tacoma good-bye.

I wish I could come up with a more detailed plot for my novel...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 07, 2008, 09:50:10 pm
Granted, but now you have face acne and no hair.

I wish I had croissant.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: oslapedo on December 07, 2008, 09:51:43 pm
Granted, but now you have face acne and no hair.

I wish I had a croissant.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 07, 2008, 09:53:24 pm
Granted, but now you have face acne and no hair.

I wish I had no face acne, and hair.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: oslapedo on December 07, 2008, 09:54:51 pm
Granted, and I ate your croissant.

I wish I had face acne and no hair.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 07, 2008, 09:56:57 pm
Granted. Now you are jaybug.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 07, 2008, 09:57:31 pm
Granted, you dont get a croissant either. (Heh heh hoorf)

I wish I had a croissant again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: oslapedo on December 07, 2008, 09:59:23 pm
Granted, but your face acne pops like thundering volcano ranges.

I wish my croissant didn't have face acne and no hair.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 07, 2008, 10:00:51 pm
Granted, it has a mustache and toe fungus.

I wish I wouldnt have face acne, and my croissant wasnt so hairy. o-O
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 07, 2008, 10:02:07 pm
Granted! Now your croissant is moldy, and you don't have ANY hair!

I wish I was confident
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: oslapedo on December 07, 2008, 10:03:32 pm
Granted, but I nommed on you for posting before me.

I wish that someone would save me from this swirling vortex of no hair, face acne and croissants.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 07, 2008, 10:11:11 pm
GRANTED! Welcome to the swirling vortex of all things hairy, warty and bagels!

I wish people randomly started sining the song that never ends! >:D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 07, 2008, 10:15:14 pm
Granted, but then it would never end and it would drive you insane

I wish that i had my C.C. cosplay already D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on December 08, 2008, 01:24:45 am
granted you have it!  However its pretty damaged and you'll need to completly overhaul it to make it look nice.


Granted, but a lahar is gonna happen tomorrow, and you can kiss Tacoma good-bye.

BEST WISH EVAR!
I get to go snowboarding and meanwhile a couple hours away Tacoma is getting Destroyed!

I wish Jaybug would grant all my wishes!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Tankou001 on December 08, 2008, 02:04:07 am
Granted! Unfortunately you haven't asked for any wishes yet so that s a wasted wish XD

"I wish I had meat vision. O.O
                                   l   l
                                (MEAT)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 08, 2008, 09:09:59 am
uh... ok... now you can see meat??

I wish i wasn't ALWAYS thinking in "thats what she said" jokes ><;;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 08, 2008, 04:53:14 pm
Granted, it meats your approval!  :o

I wish I could say what I am thinking in this forum....

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 08, 2008, 05:03:11 pm
^ i just can't grant that one... 'cuz then I'D be allowed to say what I want... and NO ONE wants that ><

v i wish it was summer all year round
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 08, 2008, 05:54:31 pm
^Granted, but since we're all dumb from no school, we die.


I wish people would answer my questions.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 08, 2008, 06:00:48 pm
they give stupid answers

i wish i had perfectly clear skin
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 08, 2008, 07:12:41 pm
Granted, your skin is so clear now only your underwear is visible! Stan Lee is looking for you too.

I wish I wasn't trying to give myself a bad day today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 08, 2008, 08:58:56 pm
granted, but then you have a bad day every day afterwords

i wish i had money
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: tofutakeout on December 08, 2008, 09:00:52 pm
granted but you have to sell what of your soul you have left.

I wish I could lose weight faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 09, 2008, 04:30:58 pm
Granted, but warning it was all water, so you now look just like a prune.

I wish I had a 10:1 ratio of good days to lousy days...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on December 12, 2008, 05:34:39 pm
Granted however on the lousy days you always almost die.

I wish i had an early copy of Resident Evil 5
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 12, 2008, 05:42:48 pm
Granted, but you lose it to a fire.

I wish I could meet a demon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Coconutty93 on December 12, 2008, 05:44:28 pm
^Granted, I introduce you to DemonSpawn.

>I wish I got more money with meh babysitting job.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 12, 2008, 06:08:28 pm
^ granted, you get more $ per job, but you have way fewer jobs

v i wish i had enough money for patrick's present
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MomoChan5 on December 14, 2008, 07:25:23 am
^ Granted, but you had to sell all your cosplays.

V I wish my English teacher was way nicer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 14, 2008, 10:50:20 am
^Granted, but your Mother eats you alive.

I wish the snow would stop falling.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 14, 2008, 03:43:09 pm
Granted, now you have freezing rain, and the power goes out for the rest of the week.

I wish we could skip this week, and just get on to Christmas...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 14, 2008, 04:10:18 pm
^Ok, but you get NOTHING for christmas!

I wish my snowman would come alive!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 14, 2008, 04:57:28 pm
Granted, but it gets run over by a bus after only a few steps from home.

I wish I had remembered the cheese for my tacos for lunch tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 11:11:37 pm
^ Granted!  it's cheese with blue in it, and no, it's not bleu cheese!

V I wish professional wrestling was real.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 14, 2008, 11:12:36 pm
^ Granted, now Football is fake.

v I wish I had some cake. @.@
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 11:17:31 pm
^ Granted; the frosting is made from toothpaste.

V I wish that Will Ferrell would go away and never be seen by another human being ever again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 14, 2008, 11:24:54 pm
Granted, but he is a big hit on Mars. >O

I wish my Tooth Paste would leave meh cake alone.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 14, 2008, 11:26:15 pm
^ Granted; now MY toothpaste won't leave your cake alone.

V I wish that my back wasn't messed up.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 14, 2008, 11:28:16 pm
Granted, your foot is.

I WISH ALL THE TOOTHPASTE IN THE WORLD WOULD GO AWAY. >[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 15, 2008, 12:32:34 am
^ Granted; now your cake is covered in shaving cream.

V I wish the snow would go away.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 15, 2008, 10:08:39 am
GRANTED. SO HERE COMES A HURRICANE! :D

I wish the sun would melt the ice on my house.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 15, 2008, 10:18:14 am
granted but now your living room is a pond

i wish my xbox was still working
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 15, 2008, 10:22:28 am
Granted, but you can only play winnie the pooh adventures

I wish I had mah buddies with me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 15, 2008, 10:47:03 am
^ Granted, but they're all ZOMBIES!!!

V I wish I can be a 7-day Jeopardy champion.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Prinz Eugen on December 15, 2008, 04:40:44 pm

^ Done. You are a Jeopardy Champion - for seven days. On the end of the seventh day you disappear, and so do all records and memories of your ever having existed.

V I wish that those "ODEN IS COMING TO PORTLAND" billboards of a few years ago meant oden as in the hot stewed vegetables and hard-boiled eggs in a kind of sy/fish-base broth... ...and so we could buy oden and taiyaki and odango from street-carts...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 15, 2008, 05:48:41 pm
^ granted, but you never get used to working in the lousy weather here.

I wish I was having snow tires put on my car while I am here at work....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: makichan on December 15, 2008, 06:33:57 pm
^ granted, but they're made of actual snow.
I wish I could afford a video camera.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 15, 2008, 07:49:28 pm
You can, you just have to put up with Fisher-Price (http://Fisher-Price) for a name however.

I wish I had moneh to spend on my wife for Christmas...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 15, 2008, 11:20:07 pm
granted. now she has no money to buy you gifts

i wish vermont wasnt so boring
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 15, 2008, 11:31:35 pm
Granted. Now it's on fire! (That ought to livin' things up a bit!)

I wish I could have a white christmas
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 15, 2008, 11:33:50 pm
^ Granted; it's white with marshmallows!

V I wish for World Peace!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on December 16, 2008, 12:15:37 am
^ You get it, delivered as promised. And now there's not so much as a single debate on the planet; everyone has the exact same frame of mind and knowledge.

I wish I'd get Christmas gifts from other people, not just myself.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 16, 2008, 01:09:06 pm
Granted You get only poorly made hand made gifts.

I wish for a slice of cherry pie. :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 16, 2008, 01:18:42 pm
Granted, but its MOLDY.

Wish I had the fabric I needed for my Umbreon Cosplay.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on December 16, 2008, 01:20:50 pm
You get it, and some bacon to boot! Hooray! (Wish not as delivered, because it has bacon on the side. But hey, why turn down free bacon?)

I still want stuff for Christmas.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 16, 2008, 01:23:06 pm
As in 'stuff' you get the stuffing of a teddy bear....but no bear. D:

I wish the free bacon was cooked.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 16, 2008, 01:26:33 pm
It burns to a crisp (GOOD JOB YOU WASTED BACON!!!!!!!  >:( )

I wish this wish will have no negative spin on it.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 16, 2008, 01:28:11 pm
KK the wish wont ^^ Your life will though >:3

I wish i could see patrick today... *sigh*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 16, 2008, 01:29:02 pm
Ok, but he got hit by a bus!

I wish he would really get hit by a bus.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 16, 2008, 01:29:55 pm
Well he wont  >:( (i'm glaring at you)

i wish people were nicer
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 16, 2008, 01:31:14 pm
Granted, but the squirrels wont be!

I wish my dead bunny could do tricks.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 16, 2008, 01:32:59 pm
Granted It trick is lighting you on fire.

I wish I had a Iphone
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 16, 2008, 01:34:16 pm
granted ^^ it doesn't work... but you have it ^^

i wish it were warm all the time
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 16, 2008, 01:39:36 pm
Granted you live on the sun and all the bacon you have burns (Good job you wasted bacon)

I wish I was not dyslexic
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 16, 2008, 01:46:31 pm
Granted, but you start having illusions.

I wish the ghost in my house would go away!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Deviant Spider on December 16, 2008, 01:50:44 pm
granted, but the ghost was keeping the incubus from attacking you in your sleep. Have fun with the incubus.

I wish I had a cup hot chocolate right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 16, 2008, 01:56:09 pm
Granted but it has glue in it.

I wish I had a panda express near my house
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Deviant Spider on December 16, 2008, 02:01:04 pm
granted, but its a black market resturant that serves REAL panda. You just ate a fluffy panda bear...jerk. :)

I wish the road was open so I could drive to the waterfall today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 16, 2008, 02:10:37 pm
Granted but you run out of gas midway there and you need to ride on a panda to get back home. But then the panda a captured by the black market panda express and they make you cook all the cute fluffy pandas....  ;D

I wish hinata was real.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 16, 2008, 02:12:50 pm
Granted, but Neji is too.....and if you get to close....he strikes.

I wish I could capture a pokemans!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 16, 2008, 02:19:02 pm
Granted you can only can capture mr.mimes

I wish i had a real death note  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 16, 2008, 05:32:25 pm
Granted, but it's an Americanized version, that only kills the person who touches it.

I wish I could afford to even think about getting traction tires for my wife's truck and my car...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 16, 2008, 06:33:06 pm
Granted You can think about getting traction tires for your wife's truck and car. But you still can not afford them.

I wish for a pet ninja.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 16, 2008, 06:33:38 pm
^ it kills you in your sleep. DUH :D

v i wish i was less clumsy ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 16, 2008, 07:18:38 pm
^Granted you are 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less clumsy

I wish that University of Arizona was not in Tucson but it was in phoenix

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 16, 2008, 07:31:37 pm
^ granted, its right next door to the Phoenix Waste Management Plant ^^

v I wish I didn't go on vacation
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 16, 2008, 07:36:50 pm
Granted, now you are so mentally wrapped up that the state allows you to participate in their steps to greater mental health for all Oregonians, at their hospital in Salem. aka "the Cuckoo's Nest." Hope yo have frequent flyer miles saved up!

I wish I had something to gnosh on besides Snicker's and Baby Ruth candy bars...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 16, 2008, 08:00:02 pm
Granted you now have you leg

I wish for one more wish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 16, 2008, 09:25:16 pm
Granted, but that and four dollars will get you a cup of coffee.

I wish I had something clever to say at all times...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 17, 2008, 09:20:55 am
Granted; now your friends all hate you because your cleverness insults them.

I wish the St. Louis Blues would win the Stanley Cup.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 17, 2008, 11:16:19 am
Granted but someone threw up in it.


I wish people weren't so difficult to talk to.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 17, 2008, 04:11:11 pm
Granted, but now it is impossible to shut them up again!

Sheepdog
Standing in the rain,
Bullfrog
Doing it again
Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles
What makes you think you're something special when you smile?

Child-like
No one understands,
Jack knife
In your sweaty hands,
Some kind of innocence is measured out in years
You don't know what it's like to listen to your fears.

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely you can talk to me

Big man
Walking in the park
Whigwam
Frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is measured out in you
You think you know me but you haven't got a clue

You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely you can talk to me

[Hey]
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog

I wish aw heck I got my wishes today! I wish we could outsource our prison inmates to....who cares!...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 17, 2008, 08:19:46 pm
^granted. now we are in a war with tonga

vi wish to go to bed
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 17, 2008, 08:26:52 pm
Granted Now you can't wake up and you miss seeing the blazers going to the playoffs and getting killed by the lakers.

I wish MMA and UFC would just go away and never come back
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 17, 2008, 08:45:31 pm
Granted, now they are all trying to run for political office like Matt Lindland did. (Ha ha my mom won!)

I wish I was home and having dinner now....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 17, 2008, 09:17:17 pm
Granted for dinner your are having deep fried Sepiroth (good job  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'( )

I wish my wish will come out exactly as I planed.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 17, 2008, 09:38:02 pm
Granted, but now you need a new plane, your old one crashed and burned, killing all aboard.

I wish I could take a train to the moon...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 17, 2008, 09:42:57 pm
Granted but it is a one way train and the only outer person on the train was Rosie O'donald

I wish that I could do this.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 17, 2008, 09:45:10 pm
^ Granted, but you can't do that.

V I wish I could fight like Ranma Saotome.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 17, 2008, 09:47:24 pm
^ Granted, but now you find yourself splashed with water all the time.

I wish I had the money to make my own anime...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 17, 2008, 11:45:51 pm
Granted but only narutards like it

I wish all narutards would die  (i see no negative spin coming out of this one)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 18, 2008, 12:01:29 am
Well you're wrong! Ahahahaha!!!!
Granted, but so does everyone else (including you)!

I wish I had mad guitar skills.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 18, 2008, 12:07:56 am
Granted: Now I have mad guitar skills (thank you)

I wish the wish below me will have the phrase "Purple pirates ate beans" in it.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 18, 2008, 08:19:17 am
granted: i wish i had purple pirates ate beans mad guitar skills is the security code to the white house

i wish to never head i believe i can fly ever again
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 18, 2008, 12:17:37 pm
Granted. I have no Idea what you were trying to wish for.


I wish it would snow more.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 18, 2008, 12:26:01 pm
in texas it does

i wish i could convince anyone of anything
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 18, 2008, 05:29:07 pm
^granted; every time you trick someone into an obvious lie a frog explodes

vi wish barack obama could play the sax like bill clinton
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 18, 2008, 05:44:53 pm
Granted Now Barack Obama is even more cool (i can never say something bad about Obama)

I wish that every wish I make is baked bean flavored.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 18, 2008, 05:48:07 pm
^granted but you are now allergic to beans

vi wish the 2012 elections would feature two awesome people instead of two dolts running for office
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 18, 2008, 07:40:53 pm
Granted, it will be Daffy Duck VS. Goofy!

I wish I didnt have school tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on December 18, 2008, 07:44:34 pm
Granted.

The cops blew you up because you stayed home when you could have gotten a job/(or if you have one) went to work.

Less you go to work= less money for you to be paid.
Less money to be paid= not paying taxes.
Not paying taxes= The recession getting worse.

I wish people were more literate.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 18, 2008, 07:57:40 pm
Granted, but they ALL speak Hindustani now.

I wish I could speak Hindustani.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 18, 2008, 08:11:39 pm
granted but now no one speaks it and no one can understand what the heck your saying

i wish i could manipulate time :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 18, 2008, 11:35:58 pm
Granted; fix my clock!

I wish I had 20/20 vision.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 18, 2008, 11:56:12 pm
Granted, but now you also see dead people...

I wish I had a scotish accent (because my voice is boring and I hate it)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 19, 2008, 12:15:37 am
no one understands you!!

i wish it was light
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 19, 2008, 07:35:06 am
Granted; you're dead, and that light is the pearly gates...

I wish I worked with less idiots and people who knew how to take care of their health!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 19, 2008, 07:13:16 pm
Granted Now ever one is super smart and healthy. Now you look like the stupid and unhealthy one

I wish the person below be will have the same wish as me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 19, 2008, 11:24:20 pm
Granted, but unfortunately, since I look like the stupid one, I have no idea what you just said.

I wish the snow would go away!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 19, 2008, 11:55:27 pm
dang I did not see that coming

ok granted all the snow on MT. Hood went away and went to your house

I wish that I was good at playing GO


Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 20, 2008, 12:03:59 am
^ Granted;  GO directly to jail, do not collect $200.

V I wish I could get some sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 20, 2008, 08:07:06 am
^Granted, you has many nigtmares though.

I wish the sun would come out today!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 20, 2008, 10:05:26 am
Granted the sun comes to your door step and ask if you can play

I wish I know what I wanted to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 20, 2008, 10:09:12 am
^ Granted; here's your wish...

V I wish for free pocky!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 20, 2008, 10:22:15 am
^Granted but do you really wantto dig in that week old garbage for half eaten pocky?

V I wish I wasn't such a grouch.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 20, 2008, 10:26:09 am
Granted you are not a grouch you are a bee

I wish the person below me would not have a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 20, 2008, 10:35:13 am
^granted

vblackstar wishes for a ps1
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 20, 2008, 09:18:16 pm
granted I GET A PS1 and sell it to you for $1000

I wish that for a Bill Cosby sweater
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 20, 2008, 10:09:59 pm
Granted, just needs to wash the bill cosby blood off. Its not easy getting it without killing him...

I wish the snow would all melt tonight!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 20, 2008, 10:12:26 pm
^ GRANTED!!!  Make me a sandwich!

V I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 20, 2008, 10:13:46 pm
Granted, you must surrender the chocolate first!

I wish I had an epic cookie right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 20, 2008, 10:16:21 pm
^ Granted; now it's mine since you didn't make my sandwich!  MWAHAHAHAAA!!!

V I wish evil was a color.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 20, 2008, 10:17:13 pm
Granted, but now you no exist.

I wish Washougal_Otaku would choke on a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 20, 2008, 10:35:54 pm
Granted. Now her ghost hsunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish I could leave the house and not freeze to death. (It's horrible out there!)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 20, 2008, 10:37:40 pm
(He not a lady!) Granted, you slip and fall to your death!

I wish the igloo we built would not get damaged by those damn kids!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 20, 2008, 10:39:03 pm
Granted. The igloodamages the kids, and you are sent to jail for child abuse.

I wish this wish could not be corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 20, 2008, 10:41:02 pm
Granted, but your mind will!

I wish Mario and Luigi would STFU and DIE!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 20, 2008, 10:43:08 pm
Granted, Peach now haunts your dreams.

I wish someone would bring Mario and Luigi were back. ;_;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 20, 2008, 10:54:26 pm
granted but now they are undead zombies who will eat your BRAIN!!!

i wish the snow would go away so i can go get my x-mas present from my grandma *COUGH COUGH COUGH* i mean so that santa can come visit!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 20, 2008, 11:13:16 pm
^ Granted; your present is another blizzard for your city, and your city alone.

V I wish for this...
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fxorsyst.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F07%2Fgravure-idol-miyabi-isshiki-02.thumbnail.jpg&hash=2c83cb231005dc1e58cac58f0762fee3)
...to appear at my house.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 20, 2008, 11:23:50 pm
 :o Granted but since I know about it am at your house too.

I wish I had a neck beard
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 20, 2008, 11:26:42 pm
^ Granted; you also have a nose beard.

V I wish that Blackstar would leave me and the girl I mentioned alone.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 20, 2008, 11:28:07 pm
Granted. NOW I WILL STALK YOU. >:O

I wish Euphemia Li Britania didn't just die..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 20, 2008, 11:29:25 pm
granted but she winds up being evil at the end of the series :/

i wish it was earlier so i could call my mom and ask if i can order my wig
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 20, 2008, 11:30:26 pm
^ Granted; she said no.

V I wish for a hug.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 20, 2008, 11:31:09 pm
-Hugs- Granted but it's from me. Mwahaha.

I wish my dress would get here in the next Five minutes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 20, 2008, 11:35:45 pm
granted, but its ripped to shreds

wishes she were old enough to own a credit card
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 20, 2008, 11:37:30 pm
Granted, but you use it so much you fall into major debt.

I wish that I had something to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 20, 2008, 11:40:12 pm
Granted you have appendicitis

I wish for this
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stargazette.com%2Fblogs%2Fgenx%2Fapbond%2Fimg%2Fbic.jpg&hash=379fd4e150b48006f1d5ce75a1457a6b)
to appear at my house
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 20, 2008, 11:42:08 pm
^ Granted; you don't wanna know where it was before now, though.

V I wish for a new job.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 20, 2008, 11:47:08 pm
Granted You are taking out StarryShay appendices in a dark ally

I wish Washougal_otaku had pie
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 20, 2008, 11:50:58 pm
^granted; since he likes star trek it is a klingong blood pie

vi wish for the tennessee titans to win the super bowl this year
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 20, 2008, 11:54:00 pm
Granted they do they win against amputee kittens

I wish that I had some carmax
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 20, 2008, 11:56:58 pm
^granted but the container is empty

vi wish for those geico commercials with the cavemen would just go away
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 12:01:01 am
^ Granted; they're final appearance will be throughout the Super Bowl.

V I wish that the Super Bowl commercials will start getting good again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 21, 2008, 12:04:17 am
Granted but thanks to sporty_otaku we are stuck with the caveman commercials

I have the same wish as washougal_otaku
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 12:07:57 am
^ Granted; less commercials about men putting beer above all else.

V I wish for a music performance during halftime that doesn't bite or feature someone who should've retired decades ago, and was bad in their prime, too!(the first bad one was Shanaia Twain; before that, I can't recall).
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 21, 2008, 12:10:52 am
Granted now we get some annoying rap star

I wish I could type stuff on the computer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 12:13:55 am
^ I can't grant that; it's already applicable!  Silly rabbit!  Pocky is for otaku!

V I wish for an American movie or TV show that has its main charater loving pocky!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 21, 2008, 12:15:32 am
^Granted but the series ends after one season with the main character being a hypocritcal b**tard and being diagnosed with diabetes


v i wish my cat wasn't dying
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 21, 2008, 12:17:25 am
Granted..... no negative spin on this one

I wish I could turn invisible and pause and unpause time.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 12:18:30 am
^ Granted, but the more you do it, the quicker your death will come.

V I wish I could relive my high school days so I could do so much better than the last time.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 21, 2008, 12:24:16 am
Granted YOU GET TO TAKE HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN (it all ready bad enough)

I wish I wish that the number 7 looked like the number 8 and visa versa.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 21, 2008, 12:26:34 am
^Granted, but the IRS just cam calling about some back taxes and now you own 8,000 dollars, in stead of 7,000. merry Christmas :D


v I wish mewcon would get here faster
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 21, 2008, 12:29:17 am
Granted It tomorrow but it is canceled due to the weather  :'(
(see ya at the real mew con)

I wish I did not have to make a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 12:32:01 am
^ Granted; my birthday cake!

V I wish my birthday a few weeks ago would've been double pay from work, especially since I worked a total of 11.5 hours, 5.5 hours longer than I should've.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 21, 2008, 12:39:02 am
^granted, but your work turns out to be a sweatshop on the side, and is so closed, effectively making you lose your job.

v I wish That I could throw a cupcake at someone really, really hard
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 12:44:09 am
^ Granted; you can hit Patrick's parents.  I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

V I wish for a cupcake, but not the one that Bundyangel will be throwing.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 21, 2008, 12:54:02 am
^Granted, however it was dropped on the floor. Twice.

(On a side note, I'd totally do it too)

v I wish spraypaint would dry faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 21, 2008, 01:02:46 am
Granted. It dry's so fast that it turns into sand. o-o

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes. >>;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 21, 2008, 01:08:30 am
^ Granted except that you can no long post in any thread with the word "wish" in the title.


v I wish my brain had a usb port, so i could just upload my imagination.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 21, 2008, 01:09:22 am
Granted, but your computer cant hold al of the new data.

I wish my left eye didnt hurt.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 21, 2008, 01:16:11 am
^granted, but you can no longer see out of it.

v I wish I wasn't wide awake, so I could catch some sleeps.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 21, 2008, 11:33:29 am
^ You are sleeping and can't wake up

I wish that the freezing rain would stop
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 21, 2008, 12:17:30 pm
granted but now when the sun comes out it freezes the entire world

i wish my dog was dead
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 02:27:22 pm
^ Granted; guess what's for dinner?

V I wish that Taco Bell will close earlier than 2 am tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 21, 2008, 03:25:05 pm
Granted, but  only because you ran out of food, for some reason everyone and their dead dog is coming in for Chalupa night. Well, you wanted to lose 15 pounds anyway, right? That one is gratis due to the other wish.

I wish I could sleep while on the clock.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 03:28:08 pm
^ Granted; but your pay has been cut back 35% for every minute you were out.

V I wish for Trix.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 21, 2008, 03:42:24 pm
^ Granted, but you get thrown in jail for solicitation!

We wish we had a nice little fish, don't we my precious?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 21, 2008, 04:49:04 pm
Granted It is a in-danger spices of fish and you go to jail

I wish the person below will grant this wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 21, 2008, 05:11:58 pm
Granted, you go to jail! Say hello to your mother for me.

I wish to make clam chowder when I get home tonight from work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 21, 2008, 07:39:58 pm
Granted but it is some how is on fire

I wish that Santa could bake his own dam cookies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 21, 2008, 07:43:24 pm
^Granted, but he no longer has a reason to come to your house, so no presents for you.


v I wish my computer were faster.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 08:11:38 pm
^ Granted; your computer has been stolen & given to someone else for Christmas; sorry.

V I wish for a happy ending.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 21, 2008, 08:34:18 pm
Granted I  get a happy ending and a egg roll. You get a sad ending and don't get a egg roll

I also wish for a happy ending
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 21, 2008, 08:36:00 pm
Granted, but your sequal sucks.

I wish today was wednesday.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 21, 2008, 08:39:44 pm
granted it is Wednesday that you die on

I wish I could have a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 21, 2008, 08:42:59 pm
^granted, but you spend the wish on something frivolous and meaningless and regret it untill teh day you die.


v I wish I was a ninja.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 21, 2008, 08:45:27 pm
Granted but a pirate kills you

I wish the person below me had two wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 09:09:19 pm
^ GRANTED!!!

V I wish for lots of chocolate!

V I wish for more chocolate!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 21, 2008, 09:10:19 pm
^ granted, you have so much chocolate you are now a chocolate Easter Bunny, minus the ears already.

I wish the Oregon City Girls Basketball team take state again...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 21, 2008, 09:14:30 pm
^granted, but they're caught and forced to give it back.

v I wish my steampunk cosplay would finish itself.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 09:16:05 pm
^granted but now it is alive and wont let you wear it

Vi wish for the ufc to be even more awesome
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 21, 2008, 09:22:18 pm
Granted, it now has Jell-O and women! And not much else! :o :o :o

I wish the BCS would drop dead!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 09:25:36 pm
^granted now we have the bscs

Vi wish for telemundo to have english subtitles so i can watch it too
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 21, 2008, 09:26:58 pm
^Granted, but afterwards it becomes boring, and the new spanish television station refuses to sell out and give you subtitles

vI wish I had some apple juice.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on December 21, 2008, 09:28:27 pm
Granted.

But I threw up in it.

I wish I wasn't sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 09:29:31 pm
^ Granted; now you have a broken leg.

V I wish that my house had a working upstairs bathroom.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 21, 2008, 09:31:02 pm
^ granted, now the downstairs bathroom doesnt work.

v I wish I was a singing sensation! -heroic pose-
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 09:32:39 pm
^ Granted; you are now William Hung!

V I wish the snow would go away!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 21, 2008, 09:42:33 pm
Granted, but now how are you going to get to work from Eugene? ( snow gone here)

I wish I could get all the Geneon titles that went into limbo NOW....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Malaria on December 21, 2008, 10:50:32 pm
Granted, but the colars are all corrupted in the middle.

I wish I could rewatch Outlaw Star.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 21, 2008, 10:55:41 pm
^ Granted, but now it's in Dutch.

V I wish I could understand why people, women in particular, are fans of swooners.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on December 22, 2008, 12:33:06 am
Granted. Women turned into rats.

I wish I knew what a "swooner" was.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 22, 2008, 10:21:50 am
Granted but you are killed because it is the worlds best keep secret.

I wish that the person below me will sing the YMCA while making there wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 22, 2008, 10:23:42 am
Granted, I forgot some of the words though. -Is singing-

I wish I had cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 22, 2008, 10:28:47 am
Granted but it is on fire

I wish that Chris Tucker and Steven Seagal where the same person
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 22, 2008, 10:30:16 am
Granted, but I don't know who they are, so I cant corrupt it. >>;

I wish these Eggo waffles were cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 22, 2008, 10:30:49 am
^ Granted; Eggo waffles covered in frosting, enjoy.

V I wish that my cat would stop destroying rolls of TP.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 22, 2008, 10:41:02 am
Granted the cat destroyed your computer

I wish that Chris Tucker and Steven Seagal where the same person
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on December 22, 2008, 10:42:39 am
Granted, but you already wished that, so both of those people explode.

I wish I had a pink sweater.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 22, 2008, 10:52:51 am
^ Granted, and since you unknowingly caused Tucker & Seagal to explode, your sweater is incredibly gorgeous.

V I wish for a wrestling league, like baseball, but collegiate-style wrestling instead of "pro-wrestling".
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 22, 2008, 04:42:38 pm
Granted, but they already have college wrestling, oh except at the University of Oregon which has competitive cheer, or whatever the new name is. So you have to watch choreographed cheer, instead of choreographed wrestlers. But never fear, C-SPAN picks it the TV rights. And they make it so that it is always the Independent line people keep coming in at the last moment and ruining the match between the Republican and Democrat wrestlers.

lmao

I wish I can think up other funny things tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 22, 2008, 05:06:53 pm
Grated but we all get sick of it

I wish I was a oscar mayer weiner
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 22, 2008, 05:17:45 pm
^ Granted; you taste delicious with ketchup.

Granted, but they already have college wrestling, oh except at the University of Oregon which has competitive cheer, or whatever the new name is. So you have to watch choreographed cheer, instead of choreographed wrestlers. But never fear, C-SPAN picks it the TV rights. And they make it so that it is always the Independent line people keep coming in at the last moment and ruining the match between the Republican and Democrat wrestlers.

lmao


You said it.  That was good!

V I wish to find catsup.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 22, 2008, 05:20:50 pm
^Granted, its got dead bunny blood in it tho.

I wish the snow would invade canada and kill them all.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 22, 2008, 05:22:58 pm
^ Granted; now we have 13 more states, which means 13 more quarters to collect.  Coin collectors hate you now and want to chuck things at you.

V I wish for $1,000 in Sacajawea dollars to go with my Lina Inverse cosplay.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 22, 2008, 07:29:13 pm
Granted, but as you invoked the dread name of Lina Inverse, she spent those coins on all you can eat buffets in Vegas. And Gaorry still has a broken sword.

I wish Blackstar would turn into Chris Tucker and Steven Seagall...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 22, 2008, 07:40:38 pm
Granted. Blackstar now has a multiple personality disorder.

I wish I had an ATV to drive in the streets. (DAMN SNOW!)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 22, 2008, 08:02:42 pm
Blckstar: Granted it caches on fire with you on it
Chris Tucker: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Steven Seagal: (unintelligible muttering)

Blackstar: I wish I did not have multiple personality distorter
Chris Tucker: I WISH YOU COULD UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Steven Seagal: (unintelligible muttering)



Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 22, 2008, 08:32:29 pm
Granted; now you are just bi-polar. One thing at a time.
Granted;There's the Emperor and his lovely daughter. I love to sing, she recently confessed to me! By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice. "Uh-huh, oh yeah, uh-huh!"
Granted; Yes, I know that was Steven Seagall's line. Deal with it.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 22, 2008, 09:25:50 pm
Granted if you made a wish

I wish jaybug would of made a wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 22, 2008, 09:36:22 pm
Granted, but I'll get back to editing it in some time later, ok?

I wish Blackstar learns some mo' better engrish grammer...I feel bad for making fun of him. Okay, not really, he does go to one of the better high schools, unless it is Rex Putnam, but I don't think so, of course I could be wrong. Whoknows!?! But if he expects to go to Harvard on the Hill with Dancing Tofu, well he bettter wise up Janet Weis! Trim those thighs up Janet Weis.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 22, 2008, 10:01:21 pm
Granted I am not dyslexic any more. (I alway hated english class)  ;D  (side  I am going to the University Of Arizona not Harvard)  ;D

I wish English class was not so hard and boring.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 22, 2008, 10:27:27 pm
Granted, but I am not your teacher as I don't have my license to teach, and may never bother to do so. Perhaps one day. But I am not sure if I can afford the pay cut. suggestion, read more of what passes around on the summer reading lists, and...write. Write write write! Right? right, on!

I wish the next time I take time off I have money too...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 23, 2008, 06:52:39 am
^ Granted; you have 1,000 rupees.

V I wish that today doesn't snow!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 23, 2008, 10:22:14 am
FREEZING RAIN!!! mm mm good! >:3

i wish Patrick could come with me on my trip!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 23, 2008, 10:50:59 am
Granted He dies on the trip  :'(

I wish I that I could do this.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 23, 2008, 11:07:54 am
ok... 'this' happens to be DYING! >:3

I wish i could stop time
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 23, 2008, 11:10:39 am
Granted but you can't start it

I wish my bologna had a first name.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 23, 2008, 11:12:49 am
well it doesn't -_-*

I wish i was less weird ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 23, 2008, 11:15:53 am
Granted now you are boring and no fun

I wish I could go manga shopping today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 23, 2008, 11:17:37 am
you can go, you just don't have the money

I wish the snow wasn't cold! ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 23, 2008, 11:27:33 am
Granted it is boiling hot and it catches you house on fire

I wish I still had my mohawk.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 23, 2008, 11:29:00 am
not saying where ;;>_>

i wish i was faster
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 23, 2008, 11:32:46 am
not saying where ;;>_>  ;D

I wish that I had........ a fork........ in my....... lung??
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on December 23, 2008, 11:38:56 am
Granted!  However in the struggle I miss and send it through your eye.

I wish I had an extra week before christmas to get my shopping done
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 23, 2008, 01:58:49 pm
granted, but in a relapse of time christmas no longer exists :)

i wish that it would STOP SNOWING!!!! D:<!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 23, 2008, 02:23:24 pm
Granted, a tornado takes the place of the snow.

I wish there was no down side to the snow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Malaria on December 23, 2008, 02:37:35 pm
Granted, but the snow is replaced by slush.

I wish I didn't have so many big projects.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 23, 2008, 05:21:42 pm
Granted, now you have hundreds of little projects, kind of like Tribbles, they seem to multiply faster than you can do something about them!

I wish we had some of the snow from up north, I bought the freakin' snow tires for it!...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 23, 2008, 05:29:18 pm
Granted you get 12 feet of snow.

I wish I did not live so far away from my school.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 23, 2008, 08:03:39 pm
Granted, but now you have to stoke the boiler with coal every morning at 4am. Plus, living in the school, everything smells like old socks to you now.

I wish I have enough money to buy my wife a nice Christmas present tomorrow...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on December 23, 2008, 08:05:34 pm
Granted, but then the cops come because it was someone else's money and you stole it.

I wish I hadn't lost my iPod dock connector. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 23, 2008, 08:24:10 pm
Granted, you just lost your ipod. You should be able to find it again come Spring.

I wish piss poor planning prior to major problems didn't become my problem.

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Malaria on December 23, 2008, 09:04:01 pm
Granted, but now freak accidents are.

I wish finding presents wasn't difficult.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 23, 2008, 09:45:53 pm
Granted You are good at finding presents but you do not get people what hey want

I wish I had a wish but that wish looked like a fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 24, 2008, 01:37:16 pm
^ Granted; your wish is...
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwhatscookingamerica.net%2FAppetizers%2FAmericanSushi2.JPG&hash=82f0a37fd3ad7cfe086d077d10defcfd)

^ I wish for everyone to get along.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 24, 2008, 04:31:27 pm
they do with eachother, but not you

i wish i could teleport
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 24, 2008, 04:35:41 pm
Granted but only one milli meter

I wish I did not just sneeze all over my keyboard.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 24, 2008, 05:02:39 pm
You sneeze all over your loved ones

i wish i didn't have to pay for movies
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on December 24, 2008, 06:00:11 pm
Granted. It's called pirating, and it's illeagal (have fun in jail!!!)

I wish my friend would talk to me again
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 24, 2008, 10:09:25 pm
Granted, but they do not talk, they just yell or sing.

Wish I could sing.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 24, 2008, 10:14:03 pm
^ Granted; however, if you attempt to do rap or country, Simon Cowell will eat your head!

V I wish porcupines were edible.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 24, 2008, 10:36:16 pm
Granted, you attempt to eat one and forget to remove the spines.

I wish I could bury someone in the snow and watch them freeze to death.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 24, 2008, 10:38:25 pm
^ Granted; here's your person to bury...
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tvjab.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F09%2Fferrell.gif&hash=4ed732e7ea8c0248f662cf30724aeb74)

V I wish for a fun tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 25, 2008, 08:12:49 am
^granted but the next day will be completely horrible

vi wish my credit card debt would go away for christmas
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 25, 2008, 10:09:18 am
Granted, here comes your check for that holiday lobster.

I wish I had all the music that I wanted on my MP3 RIGHT NOW!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 25, 2008, 10:41:17 am
^ Granted; it has caused your MP3 player to explode.

V I wish for milk.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Malaria on December 25, 2008, 11:34:18 am
Granted, but it's unpasteurized goat milk.

I wish I could open my New Year's presents now. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 25, 2008, 12:13:11 pm
^ Granted; you've got a bill from the IRS.

V I wish the yaoi craze would die off, or at least loosen up a little bit.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on December 25, 2008, 12:53:35 pm
^granted, you get nothing bad because i completely agree with you

vi wish for a nice tax return this year
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 25, 2008, 02:21:21 pm
^ Granted; it's all in doughnuts.

V I wish to use the toilet!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 25, 2008, 04:26:49 pm
Granted, but your neighbor just flushed down his hot tub that was set far too hot, so you also get a bidet wash with 164 degree sewage.

I wish the mainstream media would go away for about oh say until the Spring thaw....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 25, 2008, 09:32:55 pm
^ Granted, but now you can't see Barack Obama being officially sworn in as President.

V I wish I could grow my hair at any speed I wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 26, 2008, 10:27:54 am
^Granted, now what are you gunna do with all that back hair now that you're completely bald?

VI wish things weren't so complicated.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 26, 2008, 10:46:25 am
Granted, life is so easy it's annoying

I wish I would not bleed when I laugh
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 26, 2008, 06:42:05 pm
^ Granted; now you bleed out of the ears when you cry and hum.

V I wish Gov. Schwarzenegger stuck with movies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 26, 2008, 06:47:32 pm
^ granted, he died in a freak accident where a steel beam fell on him

V i wish my internet would go faster
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 26, 2008, 06:50:34 pm
^ Granted; because of the extreme shift in speed, your head will explode, leaving a nice pile of brains on the floor..

V I wish to have a form of telepathy that allows me to permanently learn other languages.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 26, 2008, 06:53:38 pm
Granted you can speak caveman and that it.

I wish for something
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 26, 2008, 06:54:51 pm
^ Granted; you wished for an almond.

V I wish for a large pizza!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 26, 2008, 07:04:11 pm
Granted, it is has baby toping, dipped in mayo

I wish I did not have tumors.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 26, 2008, 07:09:48 pm
^ Granted; you have ringworm.

V I wish there was something good on TV.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 26, 2008, 07:12:19 pm
Granted Turn on ESPN2

I wish the pain would go away.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on December 26, 2008, 07:19:04 pm
^ Granted; it comes in the form of annoying radio jockeys living in your kitchen.

V I wish for a burger.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on December 27, 2008, 10:21:16 am
^Granted, have fun digging it out of that cat box.



V I wish it was Tuesday!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 27, 2008, 11:07:47 am
NEVER. It shall saty monday for the rest of your life!

I wish I was a robot.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 27, 2008, 11:15:55 am
Granted you are Rosie the robot from the Jetson    Make me a pie!!!!

I for FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 27, 2008, 11:16:54 am
Granted. You burn all your BACON! >.>

I wish for some evenly cooked bacon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 27, 2008, 11:21:22 am
Granted but since my bacon is burned I come and steal your bacon.

I wish I could do the cupcake dance.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 27, 2008, 11:34:29 am
Granted, but you lose all of your GAME.

I wish I hadnt lost the game.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 27, 2008, 12:26:52 pm
Granted You tied the game

I wish I know what the game was?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 27, 2008, 12:31:13 pm
Granted, for playing the game and knowing the game and thinking about the game, you just LOST the game!

I wish there was an epic prize for winning the game.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 27, 2008, 01:27:25 pm
Granted but you lost the game

I wish that I could get my black star cosplay costume for MEW con.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 27, 2008, 03:44:49 pm
granted but it gets torn to shreds at the last minute

i wish my neck didnt hurt :/
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 27, 2008, 03:49:09 pm
Granted now your lungs hurt

I wish I know how to solve a Rubiks cube
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 28, 2008, 06:26:44 pm
Granted, but tearing it apart defeats the purpose doesn't it? And besides, having all the sides the color of duct tape just ain't right.

I wish I could do something to take Mustash's mind off of things for about a week or so...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 28, 2008, 07:56:31 pm
granted, but it involves you, him and some penut butter o.o

i wish my wig was here alreadY :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 28, 2008, 08:02:50 pm
Granted  you will after jaybug, Mustah and the peanut better are done using it.

I wish I had three arms.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 28, 2008, 08:25:21 pm
Granted, the third one is where you dont want it to be.

I wish I had a REAL Rock Lee.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 28, 2008, 08:42:10 pm
granted, but he ran off after he saw a girl with pink hair

i wish i was in an anime :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 28, 2008, 08:58:03 pm
Granted you are in the startrek anime and get killed.

I wish I had a bag filled with doorknobs.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 28, 2008, 10:27:03 pm
Granted, it falls on your head as you enter the kitchen.

I wish I could believe in Santa Claus again...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 28, 2008, 10:43:27 pm
Granted, SAnta comes on christmas night to your house every year and steals all your stuff.

I wish my clothes were not wet from the snow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 28, 2008, 10:48:11 pm
granted but now they got so warm that they burned to a crisp :P

i wish i had  some bawls :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 28, 2008, 10:50:00 pm
Granted. You dont wanna know where they are though.

I wish for a shamwow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 29, 2008, 06:29:45 pm
Granted, plus you get two mini shamwows, one slap chop, two Ginsu knives and an all inclusive date with Vince featuring all the hot spots of Forest Grove!

I wish I had something better than schnacks for lunch today..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Bundyangel on December 30, 2008, 10:43:19 am
^ granted, but it turns out to be an indangered species that you highly respect.


v I wish the lady im PMing would respond >.<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 30, 2008, 12:03:32 pm
^ she is really rude

v i wish i was home
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 30, 2008, 12:31:53 pm
Granted you are at home, but your home is now at the south pole.

I wish I had more pocky.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 30, 2008, 12:57:30 pm
its all 10 years old and soggy

i wish i could go to mewcon!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 30, 2008, 03:33:45 pm
GRANTED! But you trip and fall and break your ankle and have to spend time in the hospitol to heal.

I wish I had enough fabric to build a giant dragon plushie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 30, 2008, 05:01:08 pm
Granted, and as no one has ever seen a burlap plushie, you win the creativity prize! Congratulations!

I wish the Ducks win today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 30, 2008, 05:16:36 pm
Granted I want them to win too GO DUCKS!

I wish that The University Of Arizona was amazing at sports.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 30, 2008, 05:26:00 pm
GRANTED! But they fail at life.

I wish Ducks AND Beavers would just go die in a hole somewhere.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on December 30, 2008, 05:57:40 pm
^ granted, but then they just come up with some other stupidly named sports teams
V i wish i had a cheese-kun :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on December 30, 2008, 06:35:26 pm
^ Granted but it eats you

V I wish my friends would come to my performance.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 30, 2008, 07:39:51 pm
they hate it and you

i wish i had a private jet.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on December 30, 2008, 07:48:31 pm
Granted, but it's a private bottle of Jet-dry dishwasher liquid.

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 30, 2008, 09:32:38 pm
Granted, now you can't feel it over the throbbing neck pain you now have from overcompensating your shoulder pain.

I wish Lotus forgives my teasing her...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on December 31, 2008, 12:00:29 pm
^ Ok... Kaye never will though! she's really protective, and will hunt you down! >:3

v i wish i didn't itch ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 31, 2008, 01:16:01 pm
Granted, now joo scratch!

I wish I had a helicopter.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 31, 2008, 03:58:24 pm
Granted, but it runs by 110v electricity, and can only take your dead bunny for a short hop.

I wish I  can come up with 10 killer puns today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 31, 2008, 04:04:54 pm
Granted but no one is around to hear them.

I wish I had some cotton candy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on December 31, 2008, 07:01:16 pm
^ Granted, but did they have to use your head to collect it from the machine?

I wish I had administrators authority to download useful programs here...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on December 31, 2008, 08:36:36 pm
granted, but you get your waffles burnt for the rest of your life! D:

wish I has some burnt waffles.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on January 01, 2009, 10:18:03 am
^granted but no syrup or butter or anything else

vi wish for this weird bruise to go away
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 01, 2009, 10:42:31 am
^ Granted; in its place, there is now an everlasting pimple!

V I wish Hillary Clinton would burst into flames!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 01, 2009, 10:44:00 am
so do you!

i wish i was at mewcon
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 01, 2009, 11:00:02 am
^ Hey, I ain't no miracle worker...

V I wish Santa would eat the Easter Bunny.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 01, 2009, 11:24:07 am
well he THOUGHT it was the easter bunny... why did you go prancing around in a bunny suit? ;;>_>

I wish it was less cloudy ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on January 01, 2009, 07:34:57 pm
granted now its 168 degrees outside

to add to your post here is a picture of him prior to encountering santa

(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Floz.theroguesgallery.com%2FGallery%2Fharuhi%2FHaruhi_bunny1.jpg&hash=ce09ee1ce318a400fcd0f7107fbbb1bb)

eat a boy or eat a girl?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 01, 2009, 10:07:17 pm
ummmmmmm.... Granted IF YOU HAD A WISH

I wish I had that bunnygirl .............. wait thats Haruhi Suzumiya. UNWISH UNWISH!!!! I wish that wish would be unwished!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: makichan on January 01, 2009, 10:24:31 pm
Granted. Instead you get bunny haruko
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi216.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc149%2FLinkWizard91%2Fep5-202.jpg&hash=9ab0d0112a8c71d56f193a84d124da02)
I wish my cosplay was finished for sakuracon ;O;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on January 01, 2009, 11:29:08 pm
granted but everyone else at the convention wears the same cosplay

i wish i had enough money to go through the study abroad program
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 02, 2009, 01:30:40 am
Granted but the money is in Iranian Rial and also you can not sign up

I wish I was not so damn bored!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 02, 2009, 08:31:31 am
Granted, you are now asleep. Having a dull dream. oh yay.

I wish I could get paid for overtime, but not have to come in on my day off, or so so early...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 02, 2009, 11:18:12 am
^ Granted, but OT pay is only a cent more per hour.

V I wish college tuition was cheaper.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 02, 2009, 12:17:05 pm
^ Granted, the college of Hard Knocks has a five finger rebate program opening up.

I wish I either wasn't so tired, or it was time to go home NOW.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 02, 2009, 02:11:37 pm
Granted, you get hit by an airplane tho.

I wish I could fly an airplane to school.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 02, 2009, 04:35:48 pm
Granted you fly a paper airplane to school on a rainy day. You crash and die

I wish a flying pirate ship would crash into my house
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on January 03, 2009, 01:02:53 am
granted but now you are homeless and the pirates dont want you because you smell worse then that do

I wish I could never get sick
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 04, 2009, 03:50:17 pm
Granted, but you always trip and fall!

I wish I was invincible!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on January 04, 2009, 10:59:03 pm
^granted but you can't be on your feet for more then 30 min a day
wish I never had to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on January 05, 2009, 03:05:23 pm
granted but now you are very grumpy all the time

i wish i could scare my brother
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 05, 2009, 04:56:43 pm
Granted, but Batman comes and kicks your @$$.

Wish I was a super hero.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on January 05, 2009, 09:55:42 pm
^ Granted, but your super power is lame and it only allows you to make llamas appear.
V I wish that I never had to sleep any more.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on January 05, 2009, 11:56:05 pm
Granted, it's called death.

I wish the world wouldn't end in 2012.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 06, 2009, 01:09:44 am
It's not going to. D8<!!
ANYWAY
Granted. But then madness happens.

I wish the wig I ordered would COME IN THE MAIL ALREADY. >8|
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on January 06, 2009, 04:01:56 pm
granted but its all in knots that you cant undo :/

i wish i had money for the book i wanted >:O!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 06, 2009, 05:11:47 pm
Granted, but the book goes up in price at the last minute.

I wish I wasnt so stressed out about everything.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 06, 2009, 07:28:37 pm
Granted, now you are completely stressed out for nothing at all.

I wish I had more lunch to eat...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on January 06, 2009, 11:03:50 pm
Granted but you get really fat and cant get off the bench
wish i could sleep 0.o'
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 06, 2009, 11:08:45 pm
you never wake up

i wish i could control people with my mind
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on January 06, 2009, 11:12:07 pm
granted but you hate what people are thinking
wish i had a monster energy drink
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 06, 2009, 11:13:37 pm
Granted, but your never allowed to sleep.

I wish I had a life.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 06, 2009, 11:15:44 pm
that is quickly taken from you. by a truck. ^^

i wish i could do everything i wanted to ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 06, 2009, 11:18:07 pm
Granted, but now you have nothing to do.

I wish I could sew better
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on January 06, 2009, 11:19:13 pm
granted but you sew your fingers together
wish i could make a good cosplay
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 06, 2009, 11:19:56 pm
you make a good cosplay! even AWSOME!! but you leave it in your car and someone steals it.

i wish it was colder in here ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 06, 2009, 11:21:40 pm
Granted, but it's so cold you loose your limbs to frost bite owo

I wish school would end
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on January 06, 2009, 11:22:15 pm
granted but you fail all your classes
wish i had a cookie
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 06, 2009, 11:23:58 pm
Granted, but the cookie is poisoned!

I wish my cat wasn't so fat >D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 06, 2009, 11:24:55 pm
i'm so sorry for your loss... i can't believe he starved to death... so sad!

i wish i didn't itch so much i scratched my skin off ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 06, 2009, 11:34:14 pm
Granted, your nails have fallen off so you don't scratch

I wish Stewie didn't eat paste owo
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on January 06, 2009, 11:37:24 pm
He doesn't. He now eats Chapstick.

I wish i had a Deathnote.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 06, 2009, 11:44:19 pm
Granted. But then someone else finds the Death Note and KILLS YOU. >8D

I wish it wasn't 11:45 right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 06, 2009, 11:58:00 pm
granted, instead it's time to go to school 8D

I wish i had a better headset
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 06, 2009, 11:59:41 pm
Granted. But then you love them so much that you can't take them off.

I wish I had motivation to do some homework right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 07, 2009, 12:01:13 am
Granted, but you do all of your homework wrong

I wish i was a great voice actor
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 07, 2009, 12:04:05 am
Granted. Now you are too busy and can't do all the cosplay/anime related stoofs that you always wanted to do.

I wish I had that yellow fleece I need..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 07, 2009, 12:05:42 am
Granted, but you don't have enough >D

I wish I was a great cosplayer
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 07, 2009, 12:07:11 am
You already are.

I wish I was an amazing cosplayer. ;A;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on January 07, 2009, 12:08:40 am
Granted. But you miss the Con.

I wish i could skip school tomorrow and go snow boarding.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 07, 2009, 12:11:45 am
Granted. BUT THEN IT MELTS.

I wish...I can GO TO SLEEP ALREADY.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 07, 2009, 12:12:50 am
You can, but you can't wake up

I wish I was a guy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 07, 2009, 12:18:17 am
......................G...Granted.
But then you get beat up. D8

I wish that orange light on my tool bar would stop flickering.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 07, 2009, 12:20:35 am
Granted, but you miss all of your messages then people start ignoring you and you never get another message again owo

I wish I had unlimited Ramune...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on January 07, 2009, 12:21:29 am
Granted but it always warm and never cold

I Wish I knew how to sew and make Cosplay
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 07, 2009, 12:22:41 am
Granted. THEN YOU SEW YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER. LIKE I DID.

I wish my cap that I ordered would ARRIVE ALREADY.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 07, 2009, 12:23:06 am
Granted, but it turns out to be mangled by a dog

I wish I was the top student in my school
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on January 07, 2009, 12:25:39 am
Granted the bar has been lowered and none of your class mates can read good.

I wish for more snow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 07, 2009, 12:26:41 am
Granted. It is now 10 feet deep and you can't go anywhere.

I wish...THERE WAS NO SCHOOL. D8<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 07, 2009, 12:27:38 am
Granted but your parents are teaching you instead XD

I wish my desktop computer was faster
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 07, 2009, 12:30:23 am
^ until i chucked it out your window it was AWSOME!

v i wish i had cake!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 07, 2009, 12:33:04 am
Granted, but it was dropped into the toilet

I wish I had moar stuffed animals
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 07, 2009, 12:35:31 am
Granted. But then your mom throws them AAAAAAALLLLLLLL OUT. 8D

I wish I could just take this homework to another universe, throw it in a black hole, and have is disappear out of my sight. D8<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 07, 2009, 12:36:32 am
Granted, only to return to more homework that has piled up while you were gone.

I wish I knew how to make eggnog
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on January 07, 2009, 12:53:01 am
Granted!  Now make me some!!!

I wish i had someone to clean my room and do my laundry
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 07, 2009, 12:55:34 am
Granted, but that person actually makes it messier

I wish I could remember my locker combination and get my homework out of my locker.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on January 07, 2009, 12:58:53 am
Granted your locker combo is now painted on your locker for everyone to see.

I wish i had an entourage.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 07, 2009, 01:02:12 am
Granted, but they never leave you alone.

I wish that my thyroid would go away

[/going to sleep nao~]
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 07, 2009, 03:22:48 pm
Granted, but here comes Godzilla! 8D

I wish the mexicans in my school would shut up about how great mexico is and GO BACK there!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 07, 2009, 04:37:33 pm
Granted, you are now the only student left in class, so you have to go to the special needs classes because they want the money it brings in. And just because you can tell time, and tie your shoes, does not mean you get to skip the next month and a half of learning how to all over again.

I wish I had pork chops for my lunch today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on January 07, 2009, 07:53:42 pm
granted but the pigs will have thier revenge
wish i was in portland
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 07, 2009, 08:48:54 pm
Granted, but it snows so bad their, that you die from getting caught outside in the storm.

I wish school was more fun.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 07, 2009, 08:50:29 pm
Granted, it's a real blast. I hope you like your new school, the Timothy McVeigh school for troubled teens.

I wish I could fins good pics of the flooding as I don't live up there anymore...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 08, 2009, 09:10:53 am
^ you get a camera AND a first row view! have fun with the whole water in the lungs thing!! ^^

v i wish i had more monies! ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 08, 2009, 03:42:48 pm
Granted, but you find out too late that they pay sand baggers by the bag, and not by the hour. You actually have to work, oh nos!  :o :o ::)

I wish I had had breakfast before coming to work today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 09, 2009, 09:08:14 pm
^ Granted; you had an MnM.

V I wish I had some spaghetti.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 10, 2009, 01:31:21 am
^ i found some from a few months ago! i hope you like it!

v i wish i wasn't sleepy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 10, 2009, 02:12:06 am
Granted. BUT THEN YOU WANT TO SLEEP BUT CAN'T. 8D

I wish...I had cereal. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 10, 2009, 02:16:32 am
Granted but chu has no milk and the cereal is expired >D

I wish my cat wasn't in the hospital
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 10, 2009, 03:06:20 am
BUT THE GRAVEYARD IS SO SAD! :-[

I wish i could teleport
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: uoarh on January 10, 2009, 03:25:33 am
^ The ability to teleport solely to an abandoned outhouse in rural mississippi kind of sucks.

v I wish I weren't a newb to this site.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 10, 2009, 03:33:09 am
ok ^^ i mean, you didn't need that life, you weren't using it anyway!!

I wish i could change the rules ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 10, 2009, 09:07:49 am
Granted, but you lost the game.

I wish I had a flamethrower.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 10, 2009, 11:37:19 am
no gas :-[

i wish i was going somewhere
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 10, 2009, 12:47:40 pm
no friends to join you.

Wish for a Dr.Pepper
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 10, 2009, 03:52:51 pm
granted, but you can only drink dr. pepper for the rest of your life and nothing else 8D

I wish syd was 14 so she could go to the dance 8D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 10, 2009, 03:54:55 pm
^Psh. And you don't wish that for me? I feel unloved.

Granted. But then she can't go 'cause her parents won't let.

I wish I had epic plushie-making skillz.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: oslapedo on January 10, 2009, 03:55:52 pm
Granted but your plushies are so awesome that you feel jealous of their beauty and you jump off a bridge!

I WISH DANA COULD GO TO THE DANCE =D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 10, 2009, 03:58:57 pm
Granted! but she arrives 1 minute late!

I wish....Her parents would let her go to the dance and she was old enough 8D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on January 10, 2009, 08:00:57 pm
granted but her date leaves her for another girl

i wish for all disease to go away and never come back
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 10, 2009, 09:14:25 pm
^ Granted; now there's more people spontaneously combusting.  BOOM!!!

V I wish the average human being had an IQ of 120 and I had at least 175.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 11, 2009, 03:00:52 am
Granted, but there are no average people left and you have the lowest IQ

I wish Syd would stop ignoring me right now XD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 11, 2009, 03:40:31 am
GRANTED! But then she talks so much that you want her to stop. ^_^

I wish I could go to the K-con dance. ._.;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 11, 2009, 03:55:45 pm
Granted, you never realized how cheap and easy fake I.D.s were to get! Too bad you get a M.I.P. later that night too, and have to do 400 hours of community service and stuff.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my book to read here at work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 13, 2009, 12:16:56 am
^ Granted; the rest of the book is boring.

V I wish I were a real boy. ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on January 13, 2009, 12:38:07 am
Granted, but you now have cancer.

I wish Washougal_Otaku would get a new avatar.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 13, 2009, 12:42:26 am
^ Granted; here you go!

V I wish Lina & Zelgadis would've hooked up.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on January 13, 2009, 02:13:56 am
They hook up Mecha Style only to be Destroyed by Voltron.

I wish i had my own private island in the tropics
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on January 13, 2009, 05:16:08 am
granted. it is the size of a tennis court and has one coconut tree

i wish for a fun day today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 13, 2009, 06:52:01 am
^ oh don't worry! the carrion birds have fun ^^

v i wish i could shape-shift
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 13, 2009, 02:55:52 pm
^ Granted; however, if you stay in a shape for more than half a second, you will remain in that form for the rest of your life.

V I wish for a fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 13, 2009, 03:04:47 pm
^ and the street cats that invade your house approve of it!

v i wish to control people's minds
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 13, 2009, 03:12:26 pm
^ Granted; you can control the minds of infants.

V I wish cats could naturally use the toilet.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 13, 2009, 03:41:38 pm
^ they are SO glad you are finally box trained! its such a relief ^^

v i wish i was smarter.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 13, 2009, 03:44:15 pm
^ Granted; your IQ has increased by 1 point.

V I wish I had a Star Trek food replicator.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 13, 2009, 07:50:34 pm
^ well it doesn't WORK ;;>_> SHEESH!

v i wish i could have infinite wishes. :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 13, 2009, 07:52:38 pm
^ Granted; I give you this thread.

V I wish Star Trek had made one more movie before killing off Data.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 13, 2009, 07:55:50 pm
^Greanted, but Data gets 2 seconds of air time.

I wish I had someone to talk to right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 14, 2009, 09:03:14 am
^ yea, ME... IN A BAD MOOD!!! :o

v i wish i felt better
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on January 14, 2009, 09:18:44 am
^granted, but it doesnt last long

vi wish for some soup
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 14, 2009, 10:40:15 am
^ all spilt on your lap and boiling too! :-X

v I wish for wings!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 14, 2009, 11:54:45 am
You don't know how to control them. You fly too high and get lost. Then you land in some random foreign place.

I wish my mom would come home with my plushie stuffing already. Dx
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 14, 2009, 01:07:06 pm
she's such a joker... have fun with the flaming stuffing!! ^^

i wish i had more time for lunch
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on January 14, 2009, 01:17:53 pm
Granted lunch is extended and so are your school hours/Class time.

I wish i had a Muramasa!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 16, 2009, 12:55:58 pm
Granted, but you practiced with it after you sharpened it, so you are now missing several fingers and you are a foot or so shorter, as your legs were lopped off below the knees.

I wish I get to go to anime Friday tonight....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 16, 2009, 01:18:15 pm
you go, but you get there undead!! :-[

i wish i weren't afraid of zombies ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 16, 2009, 01:40:30 pm
Granted, but now you are deathly afraid of lolcats!

I wish It was 3pm already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 16, 2009, 01:50:56 pm
its 3PM yesterday ^^

i wish i wasn't in class
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 16, 2009, 01:58:34 pm
Granted, you aren't but they are taking the mid-terms anyway.

I wish I had made some macaroni to put into my chili that I made last night...It's just missing something, ya know?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 16, 2009, 09:20:32 pm
Granted but you can't eat it

I wish my friends where not creepers. X_X
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 17, 2009, 10:28:24 am
now you are the only creeper, and people shun you for it

i wish i wasn't so sleepy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 17, 2009, 10:32:32 am
Granted now you are on fire

I wish I could cosplay as hinata
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 17, 2009, 10:35:32 am
granted, everyone hates you

i wish i owned a helicopter
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 17, 2009, 10:37:13 am
^Granted, but you crash it.

Wish summer wuz here.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 17, 2009, 10:38:52 am
^ granted. you are stupid

i wish Patrick was here! ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 17, 2009, 10:39:50 am
Granted, but he has cancer in his brain.

Wish for a dead bunny that could talk.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 17, 2009, 10:41:28 am
it talks, eat's taz's face, talks some more

i wish taz wasn't so mean! ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 17, 2009, 10:43:16 am
Granted, she visits you everyday to give you a bunch of poisonous flowers thinking its a nice gift.

Wish I had a scythe.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 17, 2009, 10:47:40 am
Granted you cut off your head  :)

I wish hinata was real and we where close
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 17, 2009, 10:49:23 am
and then you get taken in for rape... GOOD JOB!

i wish there were fewer weird people near where i live
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 17, 2009, 10:57:50 am
Granted! They all leave but I move in next door!

Wish my best friend was the magic school bus.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 17, 2009, 11:00:52 am
good wish Granted you friend gets in a crash and get inpouned

I wish I did not have to go to a play (again) today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 17, 2009, 11:03:19 am
Granted. You must go to a 6 hour opera instead!

Wish i was in the army.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 17, 2009, 11:05:57 am
Granted you are in the part of the army that sings "In The Navy" by the village people

I wish I could sing In the Navy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 17, 2009, 11:09:10 am
you can, but no one wants you too

i wish i could help out with the understaffing problem ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 17, 2009, 11:13:30 am
Granted you are on the staff and can't do anything fun

I wish i did not have to go soon
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 17, 2009, 11:15:18 am
you are really really bored here and wish to leave but you can't

i wish i could pass up Patrick in spam posts!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 17, 2009, 11:17:27 am
Granted *put something that get you mad at me here*

I wish I had the balls to post that one thing about NightLotus wish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 17, 2009, 11:19:58 am
you die from a flying side-kick to the head, courtesy of ME! >:3

i wish i was better about going to TKD class
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on January 17, 2009, 03:53:39 pm
^Granted but at every class session you end up sparring with the instructor.

V I wish I had an even faster reflex time
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 17, 2009, 03:58:19 pm
Granted but now you have a lower IQ

I wish I did not lose the game.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 18, 2009, 11:53:10 am
now everyone hates you

i wish i had the internet 24/7
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 18, 2009, 11:54:35 am
Granted, but you has no computer access of any kind.

Wish I had more munnies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 18, 2009, 11:55:39 am
but it is all worthless

i wish i was smarter
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 18, 2009, 11:57:16 am
knowledge is out dated by the time you get the most of it.

wish I wasnt so EMO.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 18, 2009, 11:58:19 am
people think you are annoying still

i wish kaye would listen to better music
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 18, 2009, 03:51:49 pm
She does, but you have no sense of taste so it goes right over your head. In one ear, and out your nose.

I wish the Baltimore Ravens get to the Super Bowl...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 18, 2009, 05:18:26 pm
they loose

i wish i was less easily scared
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 18, 2009, 05:21:06 pm
Granted now you are more easily dead

I wish for the person below be to have a wish about pirates.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 18, 2009, 05:30:21 pm
granted

I wish pirates would kill blackstar
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 18, 2009, 05:54:42 pm
Granted...... ummm..... and some bad stuff happens to

I wish I know how to make that wish bad somehow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on January 18, 2009, 05:59:15 pm
Granted, but your keyboard breaks so you can no longer make the wish bad.
I wish I could be more outgoing at 'Cons. ):
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 18, 2009, 06:18:47 pm
Granted but you can only talk to people dressed up as Naruto

I wish I did not have to study for finals
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: uoarh on January 18, 2009, 08:09:47 pm
Granted! You don't "have" to study for finals, but you still have to take them.

I wish I had a mechanical pencil that never ran out of lead.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 18, 2009, 08:44:54 pm
Granted, but somehow it still leaks ink all over your shirts.

I wish I could have watched both games today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 18, 2009, 09:04:13 pm
they bothe sucked.

Wish I was in portland.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 18, 2009, 10:24:42 pm
Granted, lucky you they speak English in Portland, England!

I wish I had a nice dinner waiting for me when I get home tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 19, 2009, 08:47:05 am
you get food poisoning tonight

i wish i wasn't at school ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 19, 2009, 10:09:21 am
^ Granted you are on the sun

V I wish Bob Barker did not retire
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 19, 2009, 10:28:29 am
but you die anyway

i wish i could find solutions for everything
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 19, 2009, 03:48:41 pm
Granted, but too bad they are worse than the problems.

I wish the Lotuses would get some light in their room, I fear for their eyesight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 19, 2009, 04:32:33 pm
granted. its only dark at night, at noon we get great light!!

i wish my feet didnt' hurt ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on January 19, 2009, 04:48:50 pm
^ Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts.
V I wish that I didn't have such a bad back.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 19, 2009, 04:54:04 pm
you can't move your arms or legs without pain now

i wish i wasn't so cold ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 19, 2009, 05:32:15 pm
( It's so difficult to not say something creepy now, thanks!) lol

Granted, but then you fall for the fireman who comes to put out your house fire. Then fall for the paramedic who bundles you up in a comfy warm blanket on the way to the hospital, then the male nurse who administers the oxygen for your smoke inhalation problem, then the doctor, who has to mend all the breaks caused by all the falling you just did.

I wish I had something special to eat for my din-din...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 19, 2009, 05:40:24 pm
Granted it is a puppy

I wish that I was not the smartest one in my group of friends
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 19, 2009, 05:51:27 pm
you are the dumbest

i wish i was feeling better
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 19, 2009, 06:34:41 pm
Granted, but your fingertips cannot now stand even the lightest touch of a feather. Gloves are no help. You go nude because your clothes make your skin feel like it is being chewed on by army ants. That's no help either, the air currents in your room make you feel like you are in a sand storm in the desert. Your skin feels as if it is being flensed from your bones. You are driven mad because you can feel everything! Except any else's feelings, so you still stomp on everyone's feelings, making you a complete pariah. But you look mahvelous!

I wish everyone would just relax...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on January 20, 2009, 06:24:14 pm
Granted, and now nothing gets done in the world. We become giant blobs like the people in the animation Wall-E and degenerate.

I wish for a bag of potato chips...lol.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 20, 2009, 07:15:45 pm
you have the bag, not the chips ^^

i wish i could make certain moments last forever :3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 20, 2009, 07:22:33 pm
Granted but it can't start back up

I wish this wish was the first wish on page 100?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 20, 2009, 07:34:21 pm
99 is the new 100

i wish i wasn't cold
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 20, 2009, 08:23:53 pm
its freezing

wish for some happiness.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 20, 2009, 08:25:13 pm
Granted I get some happiness for me

I wish my foot did not itch?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 20, 2009, 08:26:23 pm
granted, its got terrible diseases though.

Wish I was the president or awesome!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 20, 2009, 08:27:03 pm
Granted; I am your VP.

I wish my cellphone bill would go away.  (Next one makes 100 pages; make it a good one).
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 20, 2009, 08:28:45 pm
Granted so dose you health

I wish that trash tv would just go away
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 20, 2009, 08:31:27 pm
GRANTED!!!  I'm not coming up with a funny response because I agree 150%.

I wish Barack Obama could tell better jokes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 20, 2009, 08:36:01 pm
granted, yours still suck

i wish i knew how people knew when the page would change (really, can someone tell me?? ;;>_>)
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 20, 2009, 08:38:38 pm
Granted!  Take the number of pages, say, 30, and times it by 15.  In this case, 4,500.  That is the number of replies required to form page 31; the last reply on page 30 would be 4,499.  Get it?

I wish I was done with college and working at my dream job, a high school teacher.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 20, 2009, 08:40:50 pm
granted, the students are awful and make you cry every day

i wish i was in college already
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 20, 2009, 08:45:18 pm
Granted; your five favorite instructors all have heart attacks, and you fear going back to college because of it.

I wish for a cookie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 20, 2009, 08:45:51 pm
Its burn.

Wish life wasnt so hard.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 20, 2009, 08:46:32 pm
Granted but it is on the moon where you now live

I wish I could swim like a fish?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 20, 2009, 08:47:59 pm
Granted, you are a merman that has no way of cntacting the people on land.

Wish I was a ghosty.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 20, 2009, 08:48:42 pm
Granted; I'm calling the Ghostbusters.

I wish for a cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 20, 2009, 08:50:07 pm
^^ atlest I was not called a mermaid

Granted but it is in Canada

I wish I was I could go snowboarding soon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 20, 2009, 08:51:34 pm
Granted, but you catch lollipop disease.

Wish my friends werent missing for days.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 20, 2009, 08:52:09 pm
Granted; they're snowboarding with Blackstar.

I wish for a bathroom in the upstairs level of my house.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 20, 2009, 08:52:42 pm
its backed up.

Wish it was summer already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 20, 2009, 08:54:17 pm
Granted but you are at the South Pole

I wish I had a girlfriend  ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 20, 2009, 08:55:04 pm
Granted, she looks like Rock Lee.

Wish i had a lee plush.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 20, 2009, 08:56:38 pm
Granted; it's Bruce Lee!

I wish for some new shoes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 20, 2009, 09:01:14 pm
Granted but they are dead

I wish had a Hinata plush
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 20, 2009, 09:01:54 pm
Granted, but she's missing eyes.

I wish I had some ice cream right now!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 20, 2009, 09:15:02 pm
Granted but a mexican made it so there are roaches and chihuaua tails in it.

wish i had a good book to read right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 20, 2009, 09:16:47 pm
Granted; it's so good, that you read it for hours and are tardy from school for the next two days.

I wish to find true love.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 20, 2009, 09:17:25 pm
Granted, but I ran them over on my way to wal-mart.

Wish i wasnt so cruel.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 20, 2009, 09:42:58 pm
Granted; now you're a big pushover who likes being abused.

I wish I was a freakin' manager already!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 20, 2009, 10:12:57 pm
Granted, now you'll never get to see who posted the Millionth View! or spend any time on these forums, or go to the ball, or the next Con, or...Welcome to Middle Management. The fun never stops!

I wish I had my boss's job...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 20, 2009, 10:22:05 pm
Granted; now someone wants your job.

I wish I had perfect vision.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on January 21, 2009, 12:29:05 am
Granted, but now your bladder isn't so perfect...

I wish I had something I could take that would reduce the amount of gas that's building up in my lower intestine...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 21, 2009, 05:48:52 am
Granted; now your gas is a liquid.

I wishthat I'd have a good day as opening manager today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 21, 2009, 08:30:56 am
tonight you die ^^

i wish i was in corvallis ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on January 21, 2009, 11:47:44 am
^ Granted :3 (And no bad things because I'm awesome that way ^^)
V I wish that I had the self-discipline to work out more ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 21, 2009, 02:56:15 pm
^ granted. you are REALLY tired all the time

v i wish i could speak english better
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 21, 2009, 03:49:04 pm
Granted, but it can only be understood by using a recording device and playing it backwards.

I wish I won the lottery so I could produce movies...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on January 21, 2009, 10:02:42 pm
^Granted you are now the Uwe Boll of live action anime films.

V I wish I had my own mansion
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 21, 2009, 10:04:40 pm
Granted, but it blows up the minute you own it.

I wish I was more amazing 8D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on January 21, 2009, 10:12:07 pm
granted; that was the easiest thing i have ever had to do

i wish i could get some sleep; its after 1 am over here
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 22, 2009, 06:24:11 am
ok, but you have horrible nightmares for 3 days str8!

Wish i had some strawberry cupcakes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 22, 2009, 07:01:56 am
granted, but you only have the batter with no oven 8D

I wish I would pass my spanish final
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on January 22, 2009, 01:07:48 pm
Granted, but your final is misplaced when the Professor grades it and you have to take the final again but you fail that one...(echo:fail, fail, fail...)  :o

^I wish for some chocolate!!!! I want some nom nom!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 22, 2009, 01:11:08 pm
^ The chocolate nom nom noms you

V I wish I did not have to workout today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 22, 2009, 03:22:08 pm
Granted, as if it mattered anyway. You still aren't going to be the starting quarterback next year.

I wish...yeah, really I do...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 22, 2009, 03:26:35 pm
OK! also, thats the most decisive you will ever be in your life! ^^

i wish i was was done with science fair ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on January 22, 2009, 03:30:36 pm
Granted, but it's only because your project ate you.

I wish my hair was back to how it's supposed to be. ._.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 22, 2009, 03:50:29 pm
Granted, but your foot is now the size of a car.

Wish this freshmen girl at my school would just DIE somewhere!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 22, 2009, 04:49:29 pm
granted She dies in your house and here ghost haunts you

I wish anime land was real.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 22, 2009, 06:06:40 pm
Granted; Prime Minister Tuxedo Mask has declared you a national security threat.

I wish for a dish of fresh fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 22, 2009, 06:38:01 pm
Granted, I hope you like smelt smothered in smoked smelly smocks.

I wish I was leaving for home in 5 minutes...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 22, 2009, 06:56:32 pm
Granted but a mad moose crashes into you and totals your car.

I wish happiness came easy to me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 22, 2009, 07:00:42 pm
Granted, but so does debt.

I wish would push a button that made my credit go up 300 points.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 22, 2009, 07:02:11 pm
granted, but people find this suspicious and reject you from getting a job.

Wish people at my school werent so exclusive!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 22, 2009, 07:03:52 pm
Keep dreamin'...

I wish I was a little nicer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 22, 2009, 07:08:05 pm
Your so nice you pay $129017648712 of dollars a month to send everyone you know (and some strangers) flowers.

Wish cookies were good.
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Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 22, 2009, 07:13:50 pm
*gasp*  But,... they are good...
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa247.net%2Fstore%2Fimages%2Fcookies.jpg&hash=83df3f729f6aac01d99ca89908bb1e62)
NOMNOMNOM

I wish to do well in my t'ai chi class.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 23, 2009, 09:54:58 am
in life not so much

i wish i was smarter
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 23, 2009, 10:16:22 am
It just ain't gonna happen sister. Deal with it. Well, it could happen, maybe, you'll have to give up all your hair. But on the bright side you won't have to worry about shaving your arms and legs anymore. And everyone in your Tae Kwon Do class would think you are one BAMF!

I wish I wasn't here today.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 23, 2009, 10:37:49 am
^ Granted but you are not there

I wish for 500 pounds of salt
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 23, 2009, 10:47:08 am
Granted, now come get it, you can pay for it with cookies. I won't tell the maintenance supervisor if you won't.

I wish Mentally Hilarious has a nice day.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 23, 2009, 10:51:30 am
otay do you know her personally? But you don't have a nice day.

I wish for a trip to japan?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 23, 2009, 10:54:36 am
the water is SO nice! and your concrete slippers keep your feet NICE and toasty ^^

i wish i was a few inches shorter...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 23, 2009, 11:00:06 am
Granted a few inches is 12 inches

I wish the University of Arizona's anime club will be epic
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 23, 2009, 01:38:01 pm
Granted, but as they know you are dyslexic, they put the Kanji characters up on the screen backwards. No, no English sub-titles. Sorry, they are an advanced anime club, what makes them so EPIC.

I wish it was 3 pm already, I'm ready to get the flock out of here.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 23, 2009, 02:04:29 pm
Granted it is 3pm on monday have fun at work tomorrow

I wish for someone to grant this wish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 23, 2009, 05:26:22 pm
NEVER! IN FACT, you shall die from it.

I wish my day had went well.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 23, 2009, 05:29:39 pm
Granted jaybug's wried wish came true

I wish there was something to do
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 23, 2009, 07:06:57 pm
Granted you can go take care of old people.

I wish cupcakes could talk.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 23, 2009, 07:09:14 pm
Granted that so f-ing awesome there is no spin to it

I wish that I could solve rubiks cubs
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 23, 2009, 07:11:55 pm
NO.

I wish for a cookie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 23, 2009, 07:15:41 pm
MABEY WHAT KIND

I WISH I know why IT is so FUN to TYpe in CapS
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 23, 2009, 07:47:31 pm
NO.

Wish Gaara would just kill his crazy fangirl Matsuri.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 23, 2009, 07:56:07 pm
Granted Gaara kills 12 puppies, a cat, your one true love and a box of corn pop too

I wish that the person who grants this wish says something epicly funny
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on January 23, 2009, 07:57:02 pm
too tired to think of something funny to respond to that

i wish that the ninja clarifying fanfiction poster in the cool images thread had one for sakura not being worthless
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 23, 2009, 08:02:22 pm
Fine. I are on it.

Wish people werent so damn demanding.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 23, 2009, 08:04:57 pm
Granted I am just demanding

I wish I could do this
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on January 23, 2009, 08:05:55 pm
granted. now everyone else is always begging with tears flowing down their cheeks

i wish to shave someones head
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 24, 2009, 12:41:02 am
Granted, you shave your own head

I wish that I didn't have to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 24, 2009, 01:20:08 am
Granted. Now you have nothing to do.

I wish I didn't have so many groups. = =
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 24, 2009, 01:30:05 am
Granted, you have no groups and is no longer accepted into society

I wish....i had more fabric
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 24, 2009, 01:31:40 am
You have no more room to put it anywhere.

I wish I could sleep right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 24, 2009, 01:33:05 am
Granted, you never wake up

I wish syd would dress up as a kitten 8D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on January 24, 2009, 01:34:35 am
NOT GRANTED. THAT IS ALL.

I wish I could sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 24, 2009, 01:35:27 am
NOT GRANTED. THAT IS ALL.

I wish I could sleep.

Fail can't do that.

Granted, but you never wake up

I wish Syddie would dress up as a nurse 8D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 24, 2009, 01:36:29 am
Granted. GRANTED GRANTED GRANTED. 8D

I wish I was eating some food right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 24, 2009, 01:38:55 am
Granted, but its so yummy you can't stop eating it

I wish Syddie would be a kitten 8D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 24, 2009, 01:40:53 am
YET AGAIN, Granted.

I wish dad bought some soda.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 24, 2009, 01:43:03 am
Granted! He brings you tons!

I wish..uh....megan was here right now 8D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on January 24, 2009, 01:48:40 am
Granted, but megan is actually ME in disguise!  HAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I could have this much energy when I wake up in 5 hours.  I'm going to be so tired tomorrow. T_T
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on January 24, 2009, 06:33:44 am
granted, but it only lasts for twenty minutes

i wish the coffee at work today wont be as bitter as it was yesterday
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 24, 2009, 11:37:09 am
Granted its to sweet for L

I wish I did not have a headache
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 24, 2009, 11:58:08 am
Granted. THEN UH
IDK.

I wish my sister would wake the freak up. -_-
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 24, 2009, 01:42:05 pm
Granted; go in hre room and jump on her bed.  That'll do the trick.

I wish pizza was cheaper in price and more filling to the belly.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 24, 2009, 01:43:38 pm
Granted. EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY BECOMES OBESE.

I wish I could sing higher for my performance. ._.;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 24, 2009, 01:55:51 pm
Granted, but now you can't hit the low notes worth poo.

I wish for degaa rkj yjrri saj viaw hbmtreapoit.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 24, 2009, 02:24:46 pm
Ummmmmmmm............no?

I wish I know what I said no to?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 24, 2009, 02:25:49 pm
You said no to a cupcake.

Wish my friends were here.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 24, 2009, 02:29:00 pm
Granted she/he or it is here as in my house dead

I wish I did not just mix up the forum games X_X
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 24, 2009, 02:58:35 pm
granted. you mix up food and poison instead

i wish i had more self control when it comes to sugary stuff.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 24, 2009, 03:03:30 pm
Granted but now my have no self control when it comes to fatty things

I wish I was not so tired?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 24, 2009, 04:49:47 pm
Granted, you are sound asleep.

I wish my wife would eat the wonderful food I cook her..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 24, 2009, 04:51:04 pm
Granted. She eats so much that there's no more for you!

I wish my sister and Dorothy would match those pitches right so that I wouldn't have to sit here for almost 2 hours waiting for them to finish up. -_-
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 24, 2009, 06:05:53 pm
Granted, but you have found something really interesting to do while they were pitching together, that they are waiting for you, and you don't feel bad at all about it.

I wish I could have gone to see the Slants and Anime Friday last night...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 24, 2009, 06:15:01 pm
Granted, but you have found something really interesting to do while they were pitching together, that they are waiting for you, and you don't feel bad at all about it.

Do you even know that I'm talking about singing? o-o;

Granted. YOU GOT LOST ON YOUR WAY HOME~

I wish I had more cereal.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 24, 2009, 06:35:31 pm
Granted, but then a cereal killer breaks down the door into your house, and blazes away at your little bowl or sugar bombs with his automatic shotgun.

Well, I did wonder if they were pitching fits. I didn't even think they were playing baseball, not inside the house. Nor did I think they were getting pine rosin all over themselves. I just had a hard time believing it took two hours to match vocals. Were they harmonizing, or just trying to hit the same notes?

I wish you'd get all bent out of shape just because I said hello..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 24, 2009, 07:27:41 pm
Granted I punch you in the face. You take my to court. Who are they going to believe the hard working man at university of O's power thingy or the punk (I not really a punk) 17 year old boy.

I wish for the CIA to knock at my house
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 24, 2009, 07:42:07 pm
Granted, they were stopping by to ask directions to Guantanamo Bay Cuba. You see, the new administration is a more touchy feely kind of government, so instead of driving around lost, they make the guys pull over and stop and ask for directions. You're lucky it was them. State department is tired of being known as a wimpy touchy feely organization. Those people would have ransacked your domicile completely, and confiscated any anime or manga, AND your cosplays.

I wish you would break out in hives when the next person of the opposite sex touches you.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 24, 2009, 08:35:54 pm
Granted and they love it

I wish that a could sleep in tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 24, 2009, 10:06:34 pm
Granted, but you sleep terribly tonight.

I wish I had a really cool dream tonight.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 24, 2009, 10:45:13 pm
Well, I did wonder if they were pitching fits. I didn't even think they were playing baseball, not inside the house. Nor did I think they were getting pine rosin all over themselves. I just had a hard time believing it took two hours to match vocals. Were they harmonizing, or just trying to hit the same notes?

We were recording for a J-pop dance performance (they wouldn't let us use the mics?). We had to record our voices seperately for the mixing, and I already got done with mine. But they had so much trouble matching the high notes that it took 5 hours and we ended up giving up? o_o (It was hard to believe that they both sing lower than me...and those notes weren't all that high at all. o-0)

Granted. IT'S SO COOL YOU CAN'T WAKE UP~

I wish I had some cookies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 24, 2009, 11:00:11 pm
*the Eternal Dragon speaks* your wish has been granted!
you get flaming hot cheetos chip cookies

I wish for...a personal helicopter with a year's worth of fuel.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 25, 2009, 09:57:21 am
Granted but a redneck steals your fuel in an effort to fly his pick up truck.

I wish for some mufins!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 11:04:49 am
Granted but it a old and moldy mufins

I wish that I could be a ninja
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 25, 2009, 11:12:43 am
Granted but they were out of ninja outfits so you get a star trooper suit.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 11:49:50 am
granted you fly right into a jet turbine and if some says your name backswords you lose your power to fly

I wish I had a girlfriend
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 25, 2009, 02:06:57 pm
Granted, she is Oprah.

Wish i had a chainsaw.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 02:10:47 pm
Granted it dose not work and you can't light it on fire

I wish they would show old episodes of Pokemon
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 25, 2009, 02:11:28 pm
Granted, but they cut all the action out.

I wish Gaara would die again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 02:14:28 pm
Granted but his ghost haunts you to the day you die of a full sized bus to the face

I wish I was good at singing so I could be in my school's play of Sound Of Music
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 25, 2009, 02:22:51 pm
Granted, you get to play a little girl.

Wish it was summer already!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 02:32:56 pm
Granted but in China

I wish for not to forget things
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on January 25, 2009, 02:34:51 pm
Granted, but you become paranoid because you remember every little thought you've ever had and every time someone was mean to you so you swear revenge on the world and become miserable.

I wish I had $30 so I could buy my gown.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 03:02:40 pm
Granted the $30 is stolen and you go to jail

I wish I had less things to do
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 25, 2009, 03:03:17 pm
Granted, you get bored and die.

Wish i had my old monopoly game!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 03:11:18 pm
Granted you play it and find out why you got rid of it

I wish I had some cookies
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 25, 2009, 03:13:06 pm
i baked them.

wish i had better looks.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 03:18:27 pm
Granted You look better in a blind man opinion (and side note I bet you look fine)

I wish that I did not need to take so many pills
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 25, 2009, 03:58:04 pm
Granted, now you need injections.

I wish it was my Friday instead of my Monday...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 04:01:49 pm
Granted but you new friday is your new monday

I wish I could be as awesome as Bear Grylls
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 25, 2009, 05:58:49 pm
Granted, you die from getting naked in a glacier like he did (the dummy)

Wish bear grylls was killed by eating a mushroom.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 06:12:57 pm
Granted, But his awesomeness is past onto me

I wish that I could find more epic youtube clips of people lighting talking/dancing toys on fire.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 25, 2009, 07:05:49 pm
Your wish has been granted!

you get to see a youtube video of a cosplayer Sasuke lighting a Gaara plushie on fire.

I wish for a full-sized toy sword of Tetsusaiga (Inuyasha's sword)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 07:09:37 pm
Granted it is impaled into your pelvis

I wish that the Simpsons was on right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 25, 2009, 07:11:34 pm
Granted but it's on a black and white antenna TV with no picture only audio.

I wish I had Kagome here to treat my sword wound.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on January 25, 2009, 07:13:33 pm
Umm, granted, but Kagome's not very smart so she makes it worse. >:3
I wish that that my hair was blonder. <3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 25, 2009, 07:20:59 pm
Granted, you are now a super saiyan, but now everyone in the galaxy is coming to kill you.

I wish I had the 7 dragon balls to make my own wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 07:24:15 pm
granted ummmmmmm ya......... I not saying how I am going to spin that........... ewwwwwwwwww gross

I wish I had some more pocky
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 25, 2009, 07:28:40 pm
granted, you get green tea pocky in a box of chocolate pocky.

I wish people would stop falling into the gutter when they think about the dragon balls.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 07:32:55 pm
Granted now we just thing of something bad

I wish that I could pump up the noise pump up the funk
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 25, 2009, 07:45:59 pm
granted, you now own a tuned up '40 ford pickup with a truck bed full of speakers but the volume won't turn down or off.

I wish for an electric powered '67 Dodge Charger.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 25, 2009, 08:51:46 pm
Granted but it is on the moon

I wish for a better pair of headphones
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 25, 2009, 10:26:38 pm
Granted, but they aren't compatible with your existing systems.

I wish I could stop dreaming about spring
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 25, 2009, 10:27:41 pm
granted, you now dream of nothing

I wish ashely wasn't killed last night T_T
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 26, 2009, 04:54:41 pm
Granted no spin

I wish that guns ever excised
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 26, 2009, 05:58:34 pm
huh? Do you mean never existed?
Granted, but nuclear weapons were developed by the Romans, and Iran was annihilated in 74 B.C. Also Germany and the Balkans. The radioactive wastes contributed along with the lead to reduce the Romans to irrelevance by the time Christ was born, who happened to have serious birth defects from the radiation still lingering, as the Romans did not believe in "clean" nukes. So Christianity never formed as Christ died when he was only 7. So there was a huge gap in the spread of modern religion, and so barbarism went into overdrive, and Europe never became a dominant power, and the Chinese didn't abandon their navy so America was founded on the west coast by the Emperor of China.

I wish common sense was as common as it sounds...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 26, 2009, 06:04:50 pm
sweet I am in China

Granted ever one votes Democratic (bad for you, but good for me)

I wish I had not lost my cell phone?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 26, 2009, 06:55:24 pm
Granted, president Obama sends you a new one. However whenever you push a button, nothing happens. It has juice, so that isn't the problem. What is the problem, is that the government is the sole provider, and well ya know, these things happen, and well it's after 5pm, so no one is about to do anything, but the phone isn't broken. It's just that the towers are breaking down for lack of maintenance, and there is no money for fixing them, and there isn't anyone to fix them as no one knows how to anymore. Aren't you glad everyone votes Democrat now?

I wish Blackstar would have granted my wish, about common sense. Granting me sheer insanity does not seem to me to be common sense.....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 26, 2009, 08:21:30 pm
Granted again!  Every on votes Democratic again and we live in the happy democratic land again (once again good for me, very annoying for you) (I'm driving jaybug insane)

I wish I could annoy jaybug some more
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 26, 2009, 09:53:28 pm
Granted. Luckily jaybug lives in the REAL WORLD, so even though he lives in the Eugene area, which is even further to the left than Portland, and thereby more Democrat, oh whatever....

I wish someone would tell the Oregon State Hospital that Blackstar is right here on the forums....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 26, 2009, 10:16:19 pm
Even though I don't live in Oregon Granted they find my and they ask me what I want to name the new wing I say "The Liberal America" Wing

I wish that jaybug's wishes would not give me such easy shoots at his GRAND OLD PARTY. (btw jaybug you know this is all in good fun. I am typical more respectful of peoples believes I mean no harm in theses statements of ignorance. I do not know your personal believes and why you believe them so I can not make a intelligent/accurate point)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on January 26, 2009, 10:20:13 pm
Granted, you have to think. D:

I wish people didn't try to convince themselves that political ideologies could ever actually be correct, let alone constructive.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 27, 2009, 05:41:50 pm
Granted, now people use turn signals, which leads to more wrecks for some reason. Ah, maybe if they used them in the direction the intend to travel!

I wish Tofu gets a date, but doesn't bring his knife, but brings a concealed carry Casull!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on January 27, 2009, 07:01:55 pm
^ Granted; his date is yo mama!

V I wish the mama jokes would die off already!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: samalam on January 27, 2009, 07:27:26 pm
^ Granted; his date is yo mama!

V I wish the mama jokes would die off already!
^Granted, but the fad of your dad jokes will invade the world

V I wish I had cool boyfriend who would give me candy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 27, 2009, 07:53:07 pm
Granted, he's Sam Adams, he's got lots of candy.

I wish we could have gone more than one week before the partisanship re-started.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 27, 2009, 11:00:10 pm
granted, except the color of cheddar cheese is now neon green.

I wish for a cell phone with an orbiting satellite that can teleport me anywhere in the world.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on January 28, 2009, 12:12:37 am
^ Granted. But you can never find you cellphone.
V I wish that I had a hard drive with infinite storage space.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 28, 2009, 09:25:37 am
^ but you feel so unfulfilled not being able to fill it up... how sad :'(

v i wish i didn't have bruised ribs
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on January 28, 2009, 09:42:31 am
^ Granted, now your elbow joints always hurt  :o
V I wish that I didn't have to walk to go get breakfast ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 28, 2009, 04:33:48 pm
Granted, now they roll you down to the mess hall. But not in a wheelchair. Say, are you related to Violet Beauregarde? You're turning a little blue.

I wish we weren't going to kill the space program...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 28, 2009, 08:51:52 pm
granted, but you're the first test passenger for the elevator to the moon.

I wish I could help everyone in need and not worry about what I sacrifice to do it.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on January 28, 2009, 09:39:46 pm
Granted, you contract leprosy, now no one wants your help. Well, they do, but... you know. THey may want a piece of your advice, but not a piece of your fingertips.

I wish I could travel through space like the Silver Surfer..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on January 29, 2009, 09:12:43 am
^ Granted, but now everyone stays as far away from you as possible.
V I wish that I was warm right now ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 29, 2009, 01:04:28 pm
^ you light your blanket on fire ^^

v i wish i didn't have to study
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on January 29, 2009, 01:08:21 pm
^ Granted, but now you have bad grades! OH NOS!
V I wish that the new iPhone would hurry up and come out already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 29, 2009, 01:16:07 pm
but you can't get one

i wish i had Patrick cuddles ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on January 29, 2009, 01:27:24 pm
^ Granted :3
V I wish there was a way for me not to have to do stupidly easy assignments for my CS class.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 29, 2009, 02:21:12 pm
Granted you fail

I wish that I did not fail?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on January 29, 2009, 02:55:51 pm
^ Granted, but you have no free time.
V I wish that I could play the piano well.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 29, 2009, 03:11:30 pm
with your feet

i wish i wasn't cold
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on January 29, 2009, 03:54:40 pm
^ Granted, you now haz a Patrick to keep you warm instead of a blanket :3
V I wish that Apple didn't play their cards so close to their chest about their new products.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on January 30, 2009, 12:11:10 am
Granted. But now everything that apple makes is crap.

I wish I had more college friends.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 30, 2009, 10:38:23 am
granted. You get those geeky nerds who spend hours upon hours playing wizard games.

I wish i had a bunch o nerdy friends.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 30, 2009, 11:22:30 am
you arn't nerdy enough, you get kicked out of the club

i wish i could teleport
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 30, 2009, 11:49:08 am
granted. You end up inside a wall.

Wish I was made of awesome.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on January 30, 2009, 03:29:41 pm
^ Granted, but you no longer have your zombie army.
V I wish that I always had 3 day weekends.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 30, 2009, 03:33:58 pm
granted but you always have nothing to do.

wish i could go to my friends house.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 30, 2009, 03:37:21 pm
but your friend isn't there

i wish i could go home instantly
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 30, 2009, 03:38:39 pm
you get caught in a tornado and you have to follow the yellow brick road home.

Wish school wasnt so stupid.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on January 30, 2009, 05:15:44 pm
granted, it is now much more intelligent...whatever that means

I wish....this chick would leave me alone
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on January 30, 2009, 05:28:15 pm
Granted. NOW I'M BOTHERING YOU! >8D

I wish my performance wasn't on the day after tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on January 30, 2009, 05:38:05 pm
Granted, but you had to make up for it the next morning.

I wish I had a pony.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 30, 2009, 05:49:02 pm
granted but he only goes in reverse.

Wish I had some cookies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on January 30, 2009, 06:02:14 pm
Granted, they were poisoned.

I wish I had some juice.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 30, 2009, 06:43:42 pm
granted. You get 'Jolly's Juice'

I wish I had my old Banjo Kazooie games.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 30, 2009, 06:58:00 pm
Granted but it on fire

I wish I had something good to eat
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 30, 2009, 09:50:51 pm
granted! You get carrots, but they're fresh from the ground.

I wish for a Gundam mobile suit, Leo class.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on January 30, 2009, 09:53:01 pm
^ Granted it dose not work and it blows up and kills you

I wish I had amazing basketball skills
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 30, 2009, 10:12:39 pm
Granted but you live in Africa.

I wish for...a shrubbery.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on January 30, 2009, 10:27:19 pm
Granted, but I burnt it.

I wish I some chocolate.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: saya-chan14 on January 30, 2009, 10:28:46 pm
Granted but the chocolate isn't that kind of chocolate

I wish I felt better
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on January 30, 2009, 10:30:00 pm
Granted, but I killed you.

I wish my back would quit hurting.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: saya-chan14 on January 30, 2009, 10:33:32 pm
Granted but your legs get broken

I wish i had a boyfriend

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on January 30, 2009, 10:35:24 pm
Granted, but he was too fat for you. He died of a heart stroke seizure thing and had to be put down by the pot bellied pig exterminator.

I wish I had 6 fingers on one hand.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: saya-chan14 on January 30, 2009, 10:41:03 pm
Granted but hundreds of people  came down and killed you for being a freak

I wish I had a xbox 360 or playstation 3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on January 30, 2009, 10:42:29 pm
Granted, that night it was stolen by a Elephant molester.

I wish I could drive.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: saya-chan14 on January 30, 2009, 10:44:22 pm
Granted but the nest day you die in a car crash

I wish my knee pain went a way
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 30, 2009, 10:45:16 pm
Granted but now your head hurts from the many people dying.

I wish for 1000 pool noodles, 1000 1/2" PVC pipes, and 100 rolls of duct tape.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on January 30, 2009, 10:47:12 pm
Granted, you're too retarded and I was unable to understand what you wished for so I shot you.

I wish everyone was more like me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 30, 2009, 11:12:04 pm
Granted, everyone in the world is now a clone of you.

(and with a little creativity, I could make 1000 toy foam swords with all that noodle, pipe and tape.)

I wish I had an army of 100 clones of myself under my command.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: iKakashi on January 30, 2009, 11:37:44 pm
 ^ grantid but there 100 times stronger then you then turn on you and tear you apart limb by limb


I wish I could get a girlfriend that likes anime and doesent cheat on me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on January 30, 2009, 11:40:30 pm
Granted, Paypal declined your credit card though.

I wish everyone had a better sense of humour.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on January 31, 2009, 12:41:50 am
Granted.  Too bad they still come with emotions.


I wish I could find tortillas my mom isn't allergic to. :/
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 31, 2009, 08:11:36 am
they are the kind made of mexican children.

Wish i lived by a beach.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on January 31, 2009, 08:25:47 am
Granted, there is a group of dead whales on the beach.

I wish I had foodz.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 31, 2009, 08:30:45 am
fried dead whale blubber

I wish my friend wasnt so sad.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kallika on January 31, 2009, 09:17:26 am
Granted but your friend is so happy she/he annoys you to death

I wish i had a cookie that won't kill me or taste bad.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on January 31, 2009, 09:51:30 am
Granted, I killed you.

I wish I had my babyboo.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 31, 2009, 10:51:25 am
it caught fire.

Wish I had some wizarding power.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on January 31, 2009, 11:44:07 am
you have some... VERY VERY little though ^^

i wish i wasn't sick
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 31, 2009, 12:04:25 pm
your diseased

Wish there was no diseases or cancer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on January 31, 2009, 12:13:03 pm
Granted, people are dying from hunger now.

I wish my relatives weren't so irritating. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on January 31, 2009, 12:15:11 pm
granted. They are now loving you to death.

Wish I had a taco of awesomeness!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on January 31, 2009, 10:43:21 pm
Granted but it's an Angry Taco, like the angry burger! You burn the roof of your mouth.

I wish I could never make mistakes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: YouDontKnowMe on February 01, 2009, 11:08:02 am
Granted, I threw a brick at you and you lost your ability.

I wish I had a cell phone.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 01, 2009, 11:19:33 am
Granted it dose not work

I wish for a ninja cat
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 01, 2009, 11:49:34 am
He kicks your @$$

Wish I had a totally awesome Jedi for a friend.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 01, 2009, 12:01:11 pm
Granted he kicks your @$$

I wish that I could start and stop time
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 01, 2009, 04:38:58 pm
Granted, but every time you re-start time, it starts from a completely random point.

I wish I wasn't here today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 01, 2009, 04:41:55 pm
but you cant go there either.

Wish I had my old banjo kazooie games.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 01, 2009, 07:32:05 pm
Granted but it dose not work

I wish I did not have to go to school tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on February 01, 2009, 08:06:56 pm
Granted, but you have to babysit 10 kids for 8 hours.

I wish I could make a new profile and start over. There are too many scars on this one.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 01, 2009, 08:52:09 pm
Granted the next on has more scars

I wish I was better socially?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 01, 2009, 09:07:51 pm
Granted, but now that you play with what used to be your betters, you know better. No one asks you to pull their finger or nothing. Only invite you over for tea, and serve cucumber sandwiches, no meat!

I wish more people were here to spam around with....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on February 01, 2009, 10:45:34 pm
granted, but it's the surviving clones of me!

This'll twist someone's mind a bit...
I wish I could be in an empty room but could not die.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 02, 2009, 10:39:32 am
you can never leave. forever

I wish i were independent of my parents
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on February 02, 2009, 10:54:54 am
Granted; they live rich, pleasurable lifes and you're constantly bored.

I wish today's 7+ hour shift won't suck really bad.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mr_Mustash on February 02, 2009, 12:39:34 pm
^ Granted! There's now a spa in the back of your work, but all of the customers don't speak English and you can't enjoy the spa.

V I Wish that I had a Sweet Adeline (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Adeline_(song)).
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 02, 2009, 03:48:53 pm
sure whatever... you die

I wish I had a better day.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on February 02, 2009, 03:56:07 pm
Granted, someone throws your favorite flavor of pie in your face. Eat up.

I wish I could find some new friends on here. (braces for the worst X( )
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 02, 2009, 04:04:34 pm
Granted but they are crazy

I wish people where not crazy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 02, 2009, 06:40:23 pm
Granted, now you are full Bozo. Don't worry, I know you'll enjoy your insanity.

I wish the gage glass didn't just blow out and make me have to actually work now....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 02, 2009, 06:42:41 pm
Ummmmmmm. what did what now... stupid smart people and all your smart talk.........YOU GET FIRED

I wish my voice did not sound so weird
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on February 02, 2009, 08:15:46 pm
Granted. It sounds so perfect that it kills the third planet.

I wish I didn't have such unreasonable phobias. ;A;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 02, 2009, 08:22:48 pm
Granted now you have many reasonable phobias

I wish I did not have to go to college class tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 02, 2009, 09:28:39 pm
GRanted, you get sent back to kindergarten!

I wish I didn't have to go to the grocery store after work tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on February 02, 2009, 11:52:26 pm
Granted, you have to go to the store at 5 AM the next morning.]

...I wish I could think of something
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessfrodo on February 02, 2009, 11:58:45 pm
You think of something, but it is the most terrible, mind scarring image you have ever seen, and it never leaves your waking or sleeping thoughts, slowly driving you insane over the years.

I wish that yarn was less expensive.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: iKakashi on February 03, 2009, 03:29:37 pm
Grantid but now you have so much you don't know what to do with it

I wish I wasent sterio typed so much for being mexican. 
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 03, 2009, 04:40:28 pm
Granted, you develop a speech impediment, so now everyone thinks you are a member of a Columbian drug cartel. At least people quit teasing you so easily.

I wish it was weekend already...I feel like I know too much, and my day was so nice with the sunshine and all, but then I just had to show up at work, so much for the afterglow.

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 03, 2009, 07:38:17 pm
Granted but you need to stay at work because every thing brakes.

I wish we did not have that new Lacrosse coach on my team. (god he so annoying and has no clue what he doing)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on February 04, 2009, 09:32:13 am
Granted. Now you have the Lich King for a lacrosse coach.

I wish I wasn't fugly.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 04, 2009, 10:26:18 am
^ you are constantly getting attacked for your good looks

v i wish i wasn't in school.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on February 04, 2009, 11:53:38 am
Granted. Now you're in Juvi, enjoy.

I wish I had a vile of Love Potion 8.5
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 04, 2009, 12:50:07 pm
it don't work so well ;;>_>

i wish i had more time on the interents
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 04, 2009, 04:11:47 pm
Granted you have no time for life

I wish for a duck
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 04, 2009, 04:39:42 pm
Granted. I hope you have room to keep it. It's one of those art ducks that were places around Eugene a couple of years back. You get the hippie tie-dyed duck.

I wish I didn't have a cold.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 04, 2009, 04:55:30 pm
Granted you have on fire

I wish for this wish to have spin to it
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 04, 2009, 06:40:00 pm
Granted, you're all spun up and can't study, go to sleep, or even sit still for longer than 22 1/2 seconds.

I wish it was time for my relief to get here already...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 07, 2009, 06:00:26 pm
Granted but they are a zombie and eat you

I wish I had Basketball refereeing experience.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 08, 2009, 12:10:06 am
and so so so many injuries too!

i wish i could make my dad do everything i wanted him to.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on February 08, 2009, 12:50:14 am
Granted, your dad is now an emotionless robot,

I wish I had the powers of the Ghost Rider.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on February 08, 2009, 01:13:10 am
Granted, you have a motorcycle that can travel at mach 1, your head's always on fire and you're the devil's attack dog of justice.

I wish Batman could develop a superpower. All he's got is really cool toys, rides and general martial arts training.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 08, 2009, 01:34:33 am
he can make fireworks. he joins the X-men... his name is now... RAZZLE DAZZLE. (he kills himself the next day)

i wish i wasn't sleepy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on February 08, 2009, 01:59:47 am
Granted, you're too excited that something cool is happening the next day. You get insomnia and stay up all night thinking about it, then sleep in and arrive late for over half of it.

I wish there were more days in the week that meetups that could happen.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 08, 2009, 11:07:51 am
Granted but you can't go to them

I wish I had a cake
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Man of the Public on February 08, 2009, 11:11:02 am
Granted but it's made of soot and dirt.


I wish my wish wasn't corruptible.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 08, 2009, 11:14:32 am
Granted but your life is

I wish the person below me will have the same wish as me
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 08, 2009, 11:21:37 am
granted but it aint pretty.

I wish all dogs would be turned inside-out.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 08, 2009, 11:23:29 am
Granted but they all live in you head and people thing you are crazy and they send you to a nut house

I wish my dog was not so lazy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 08, 2009, 11:36:18 am
granted. He tears all the furniture a part and ruins your bed right before you sleeps.

I wish I had a giant box to capture people in.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 08, 2009, 11:41:02 am
Granted you catch yourself

I wish for a ninja
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on February 08, 2009, 11:47:29 am
Granted; she kills you before you get to see her.

I wish the Detroit Red Wings would lose every game for the next three years.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 08, 2009, 05:36:52 pm
Granted, but you die tomorrow. So you really don't know that your wish being granted was a cake, I mean a lie.

Go Red Wings! lol

I wish people would come here to have fun, not be catty, or look to be offended by every little thing. Or is that asking too much?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on February 15, 2009, 01:03:02 am
granted, now everyones Idea of fun is torturing you

I wish I had my braces off
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on February 15, 2009, 01:04:04 am
granted but you will NEVER have good looking teeth
wish I could sleep 0.0
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 15, 2009, 08:47:53 am
Granted you die in it

I wish for a spork
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on February 15, 2009, 10:48:58 am
granted, but you now have no food to eat with the spork

I wish I didnt need glasses and could see perfectly wit 20/20 vision without glassess or contacts

(hehehe I just made it hard to corrupt... hopefully XD)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 15, 2009, 11:33:30 am
Granted but you live in the dark and can not get out

I wish for bacon
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ishpumalibu on February 15, 2009, 12:21:44 pm
granted, then you realize the bacon has already been digested by me.

eww that's kinda gross.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 15, 2009, 06:37:11 pm
Granted, now everything you touch is gross.

I wish I was on vacation...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ishpumalibu on February 15, 2009, 07:22:24 pm
granted, you're on vacation in hell.




I wish the next person who posts will fall in love in the next month, at least 4 times.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 15, 2009, 08:12:36 pm
Granted, my wife is probably going to kill me! lol

I wish I could get rid of all the stuff I don't want without having to do the labor...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on February 15, 2009, 08:17:42 pm
Granted, however, all the stuff you didn't want was actually all the stuff you DID want. oops X_X

I wish my cake in the oven would just be done already! It smells soooo good!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 15, 2009, 08:24:42 pm
Granted, but you spent too much time here, so it's burnt already!

I wish I didn't have to eat right and exercise...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ishpumalibu on February 15, 2009, 08:45:39 pm
granted... you don't you'll just die faster



i wish at least one cute girl had a crush on me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 15, 2009, 10:32:56 pm
granted, but she's in kindergarten. She still thinks you should do something with your hair though. Man, they start early don't they?

I wish it was closer to payday than it is...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ishpumalibu on February 15, 2009, 10:34:30 pm
granted it is closer than it was when you posted that.



I wish I could not be harmed by anything ever...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: onyx on February 15, 2009, 11:30:31 pm
Granted, but you have magically turned into a giant seven up bottle.

I wish I had 13 foot wings on my back and the ability to fly with said wings,
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 15, 2009, 11:52:25 pm
oh dear Icarus.... not again *sigh* like moths to the flame... arent they?

i wish i was free to do what i wanted to.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 16, 2009, 08:56:07 am
but you all you want to do is sleep and there for you has nighmares.

I wish I had red paint.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: onyx on February 16, 2009, 10:58:10 am
Granted- but it's permanent and you'll have red skin for all of your life.

I wish I was a voice actor.

(This could go wrong on soooo many levels.)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 16, 2009, 11:50:34 am
Granted you are Jar Jar Binks voice and people want to kill you

I wish Jar Jar Binks would die
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 16, 2009, 02:03:33 pm
granted but you have to be the new him.

I wish for a cookie of awesomeness!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 16, 2009, 02:25:49 pm
Granted it eats you

I wish I could do a funky dance
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 16, 2009, 07:46:55 pm
its out of style.

Wish for a giant gummy shark!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 16, 2009, 07:55:19 pm
Granted it on fire and it yells "OMG I AM LIKE ON FIRE" and your like "WHOO DUDE I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS." and Spock is like "GET ON THE SHIP CAPTIN" and you get and the ship and it crashes The End

I wish I had even more energy!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 16, 2009, 08:34:13 pm
Granted, but note that the DEA has been notified!

I wish I had Garden Gnome repellent!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 16, 2009, 08:42:15 pm
 Granted but it attracts lawn flamingos

I wish I was a lawn flamingo
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 16, 2009, 10:26:19 pm
Granted, and you get planted along I-5 in the Terwilliger curves, so you cause many accidents from people staring at you trying to figure out what you are, and realizing too late that it was only a pink flamingo.

I wish every book I read this year is exciting and fun to read...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 16, 2009, 11:16:29 pm
Granted every book is the same

I wish for a spork
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ishpumalibu on February 17, 2009, 03:53:49 am
granted, you get a spork, inconvieniently puncturing one of your lungs.



I wish I could go back 2 1/2 years in time, to a place in my life where things were happening.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 17, 2009, 10:42:09 am
Granted but you appear in front of a moving bus

I wish there where not so many weird commercials
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 17, 2009, 12:40:40 pm
they are all really boring

i wish i had motivation...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on February 17, 2009, 12:57:34 pm
Granted, your ass in on fire!

I wish that hackers had lives so they couldn't make computer viruses.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 17, 2009, 01:04:09 pm
Granted Now you don't have a life

I wish I did not have to do the dishes
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 17, 2009, 03:08:55 pm
you have to make all the food

i wish i was a better artist
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 17, 2009, 06:23:17 pm
Granted, but now you only think mathematically.

I wish pay day was closer to today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 18, 2009, 09:53:58 am
^ Granted they moved it to yesterday

V I wish I could go to the happiest place on earth Tijuana Mexico
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 18, 2009, 10:36:08 am
In your coffin ^^

I wish I could make the rules
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 18, 2009, 10:39:44 am
Granted you will receive this wish in the mail with in the next 500 years

I wish for more bacon
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on February 18, 2009, 10:47:29 am
Granted

But the bacon, it is all cheap quality and doesn't taste good.

I wish people from my church would hang out with me more... stupid night shift.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 18, 2009, 10:55:20 am
Granted they eat all your bacon

I wish there was the church of bacon
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 18, 2009, 10:07:42 pm
It is, but your folks convert to Islam.

I wish I had more weekend this weekend...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on February 18, 2009, 10:35:11 pm
granted but your weekend becomes another and another... forever

wish i would get my taxes back
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 19, 2009, 06:22:25 pm
Granted, you have won the Spanish National Lottery with that money. Please send your account number to me in order to direct deposit the funds you won!

I wish Lotus wasn't such a control freak...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 19, 2009, 07:06:46 pm
Granted now I am and I punch you in the face

I wish I was a fish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on February 19, 2009, 11:59:47 pm
OH BUT THEN YOU GET EATEN'D.

I wish I didn't have a cold.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 20, 2009, 09:45:04 am
Granted you have Pneumonia now

I wish that the Price is Right was on
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on February 20, 2009, 09:57:39 am
Granted, but the apparatus u used to watch it imploded...

I wish I wasn't so sleepy!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 20, 2009, 10:06:08 am
Granted you are a sponge

I wish I did not have to cook my bacon
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 20, 2009, 10:39:05 am
granted, it tastes crappy raw

i wish my family was happier
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 20, 2009, 03:46:49 pm
Granted but them smiling at you 24/7 is getting a bit creepy.

Wish I had more money. T^T
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on February 20, 2009, 04:51:51 pm
granted, but now you have to give it all to a crappy charity


I wish that I was Konan taking care of Nagato (spoiler)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 20, 2009, 04:54:21 pm
^ Granted WOOF?

V I wish I was not dyslexic so I would not have such a hard time reading names
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on February 20, 2009, 05:00:00 pm
granted. but now you are blind so you has no problem readind names


I wish Nagato was real. I'd huggle him all day
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 20, 2009, 07:24:04 pm
granted but he dies of FAILURE.

I wish for some friggin' cookies shaped like Rock Lee!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on February 20, 2009, 07:42:42 pm
granted but they smell like fag


I wish Naruto would die
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 20, 2009, 07:58:58 pm
Granted but you get hit by a car.

Wish Borock Obama wasnt threated by racist people.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on February 20, 2009, 08:04:57 pm
granted but you get threatned by the racist people instead.


I wish that deidara wasn't dead
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 20, 2009, 08:05:45 pm
granted but he still sucks.

Wish it was tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 20, 2009, 10:16:30 pm
Granted it is yesterdays tomorrow

I wish I did not have to do stuff tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 21, 2009, 11:48:54 am
every other day for the rest of you life is packed with work

i wish i was in corvallis
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 21, 2009, 12:00:12 pm
Granted there is no spin being in corvallis is bad enough as it is.

I wish I was not in so much pain.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 21, 2009, 12:07:22 pm
you are really really sick

i wish i wasn't tired ever
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 21, 2009, 02:52:00 pm
Granted but you are always dead

I wish for more girl scout cookies?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 21, 2009, 05:05:58 pm
Granted, I bought them at Uwajimaya and ATES demZ!

Wish i had $50 more.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 21, 2009, 05:27:31 pm
Granted but you can't spend it

I wish that I did good on my test for my college class
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 21, 2009, 06:02:46 pm
Granted but you fail the class anyway.

Wish I had an elephant.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 21, 2009, 06:57:19 pm
Granted but it cost you $1,000,000,000 a day

I wish I had money
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 21, 2009, 07:51:34 pm
granted but you get the elephant.

Wish I could fly and do awesome ninja things.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 21, 2009, 07:58:36 pm
Granted you get suck in a jet turbine

I wish I was stuck in a jet turbine
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ishpumalibu on February 22, 2009, 05:40:25 am
granted, but it's indestructable, and you're just stuck in it, so you starve over a months period as nobody hears you crying out for help.



I wish I was the best, at everything.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 22, 2009, 10:08:32 am
Granted but now everybody hates you for it.

Wish origami was easier.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 22, 2009, 10:54:14 am
Granted but life is harder

I wish I had all the cookies in the wrold
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 22, 2009, 11:13:03 am
Granted, you get the ones out of the garbage and land fills too. ot to mention the cookies....elswhere....

Wish I had some lucky charms cereal.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 22, 2009, 11:17:25 am
you get ONE marshmallow

i wish i had better self control
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 22, 2009, 11:40:17 am
Granted you have less of your self

I wish I could make this face  :o
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 22, 2009, 11:43:07 am
granted. Your eyes explode

i wish i could use my computer without getting in trouble
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 22, 2009, 11:50:25 am
granted but all you get to look at is cheap porn.

Wish I had some soup.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: onyx on February 22, 2009, 04:51:37 pm
Granted, but it's made up of cat puke and cucumbers.

I wish I had Cherry Seven Up in a bottle and it didn't have anything wrong with the inside-components. :3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 22, 2009, 04:55:07 pm
you explode when you drink it.

Wish I had the perfect indestructable wish!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: onyx on February 22, 2009, 05:01:27 pm
Granted- But it has so many typos you can't read it. :)

I wish I had a pencil that doesn't hurt me- explode me- or ... (insert another something hree.)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on February 22, 2009, 05:04:10 pm
Granted! It is a Nerf pencil. You are unable to write with it.

I wish I could spontaneously set things on fire
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: onyx on February 22, 2009, 05:09:57 pm
Granted- but OH NO! Your on fire. Need a hug?

I wish I could have a harmless hug because y'know how life sucks. (Random stereotypical "Life sucks" rant.)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on February 22, 2009, 05:22:14 pm
Granted! But you can only harmlessly hug bears, not people. Maybe start a traveling sideshow?

I wish I never ever have to give a ten minute oral presentation on anything unless I want to!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: onyx on February 22, 2009, 05:24:10 pm
Granted- but the way you would have to 'say' it is playing it on an instrument you have no idea how to play and get an F on it.


I wish I had a circus. :3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Man of the Public on February 22, 2009, 05:38:52 pm
Granted You become the star of the freakshow.


I wish I had something to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 23, 2009, 10:39:34 am
granted, you wish for death. and you get it!

I wish i could make people feel better ><
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 23, 2009, 05:06:11 pm
Granted but your always sick when they feel better. Good luck.

Wish I had some more cake.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on February 23, 2009, 05:08:19 pm
granted. but it's stale

I wish I had an oxyacetalene welder torch.(leaves room for leeway lawl)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 23, 2009, 05:17:03 pm
Granted but I play with it and it blows up.

Wish I didnt have anymore shop fees.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on February 23, 2009, 05:22:14 pm
granted, but now there is no metals class only child care.


I wish there was more than metals 1-2
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 23, 2009, 05:23:49 pm
granted but the shop gets blowed up.

Wish I had a jet for transportation.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on February 23, 2009, 05:25:52 pm
granted but it doesn't fly.


I wish driving school would let you drive nascar
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 23, 2009, 05:27:36 pm
granted but you swerve and hit a tree.

Wish trees could dance.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on February 23, 2009, 05:29:56 pm
granted but one crushes you

I wish ryuuku could have an neverending apple. that way he stops Light from spending so much on apples.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 23, 2009, 05:32:53 pm
Granted but Ryuuk does not approve.

Wish the akatsuki would just break out into a dance number when fighting Naruto.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: zhugeliang on February 24, 2009, 11:45:05 am
granted, but then naruto started singing opera and ended the game.

i wish....i has my cookie now!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 24, 2009, 02:25:47 pm
Granted it's the cookie of fail

I wish I had the cookie of fail
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 24, 2009, 04:16:48 pm
Granted. Now you fail and die from it.

Wish I didnt have to take Japanese 1 all over again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 24, 2009, 07:38:30 pm
Granted, now you take Japanese Zero! DUCK! It's gonna get you! Bonzai! Shot down in flames.

I wish you would get a grip...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 25, 2009, 08:50:21 am
a grip on the edge of a cliff that you are hanging over the edge of, lacking the strength to pull yourself up.

i wish i had more self control
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on February 25, 2009, 02:39:30 pm
granted. but now you have too much self control and can't control your self.

I wish Kcon would be here sooner
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on February 25, 2009, 02:53:53 pm
its tommorow and you aren't ready for it

i wish this wish had no downside.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 25, 2009, 03:50:55 pm
Granted but your life dose

I wish for an taco?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 25, 2009, 04:25:56 pm
granted but its NOT from Taco Bell.

Wish I could get this song onto my MP3! >_>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 25, 2009, 06:23:43 pm
Granted, but did you really need to tear it apart to stuff sheet music into it?

I wish the guy I was working with had more initiative...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on February 26, 2009, 02:37:39 pm
granted but now you are a vegetable.


I wish I could have my costume NAO!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on February 26, 2009, 03:47:11 pm
GAH-RANT-ED!!! *poof* *sparkly magic* but your costume arrives in shredded pieces.

I wish I can teleport! ^_^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 26, 2009, 04:04:24 pm
granted but now you have 6 toes and 6 fingers, blue skin, and scary scar-like tattoos all over your body.....and no friends to love ya.

Wish I could be a super hero.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 26, 2009, 04:40:48 pm
granted, now Howard Stern has a side kick for Fartman.

I wish I had a better lunch for today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 26, 2009, 04:54:30 pm
^ Granted but you forgot it in you van down by the river

V I wish I had a van down by the river.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 26, 2009, 06:16:23 pm
Granted, it even comes fully stocked with homeless people, and a vermin infested love seat!

I wish I had a Twinkie..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on February 26, 2009, 09:30:08 pm
^granted, but it is 10 years past its prime....(gross!)  :P

I wish I can hypnotize myself to be more optimistic!   ;D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 26, 2009, 10:26:06 pm
granted, but every time you eat chicken, you fall asleep in the dish, softly clucking to your self.

I wish it was still called the Spam forum!

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on February 27, 2009, 11:15:12 am
Granted, but the magic is fickle--the title changed once again.

I wish for everyone on this forum to have some chocolate, laugh, and just chill out.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on February 27, 2009, 11:19:02 am
Granted, but the magic is fickle--the title changed once again.

I wish for everyone on this forum to have some chocolate, laugh, and just chill out.

Granted! Thankyou for buying everyone Chocolate!

I wish i didn't have a test later today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on February 27, 2009, 04:17:34 pm
Granted you have death later today

I wish the play I am working today goes well.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on February 27, 2009, 05:48:05 pm
Granted.  Many legs are successfully broken.

I wish these forums are HAPPY FUN TIEMS KTHX <3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on February 27, 2009, 05:51:39 pm
Gah-ranted! But then someone "borrowed" all the chocolate in the forums to build a chocolate factory. Then, it melted.

I wish to make a strawberry cheescake this weekend. :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on February 27, 2009, 05:57:40 pm
I eat it.

Wish I didnt have to play a robber in a skit for school.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on February 27, 2009, 06:06:56 pm
Granted, you get to play the naked mole rat who is the robber's sidekick.

I wish Mentally Hilarious will not eat my Strawberry Cheesecake
!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on February 27, 2009, 06:08:11 pm
Gah-ranted! But then someone "borrowed" all the chocolate in the forums to build a chocolate factory. Then, it melted.
D,:

Granted.  Cheesecake eats you!

I wish I wasn't sick all week, especially Wednesday. :[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on February 27, 2009, 06:20:50 pm
Granted, the time machine comes and picks you up. Don't you just love Time Machines by Enterprise, We'll Pick YOU up. Well anyway, you go back and are feeling wonderful on Wednesday, and aren't sick all week. However you begin to pick your nose in public, and every time you see someone you think you may like, your nose begins to itch really really awful, so bad you can't help yourself. But that isn't the worst, oh no, you still get a poor grade on your final, you have been dreaming of a certain someone and your nose has been itching like you wouldn't believe ALL WEEK LONG!

I wish I could have come up with a better answer to that wish...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sporty_Otaku on March 03, 2009, 05:03:39 pm
granted but the mods deleted it for being too offensive

i wish people would leggo my eggo
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 03, 2009, 07:28:29 pm
Granted, but now they are holding your family jewels for ransom.

I wish it was weekend already....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on March 03, 2009, 08:07:46 pm
Granted, but you just got a weekend job as a babysitter for the teletubbies.

wish: all the boys on the forum who say they are "ronery" to find themselves a nice GF. or BF, whatever floats their boat.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Hawkeye on March 03, 2009, 11:04:09 pm
Wish granted, but you have to play matchmaker for each and every one of them.

I wish for one night of interrupted sleep during this 8am-5pm work schedule from the devil.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 04, 2009, 08:46:37 pm
Granted, now the lawn mowers go off all day, and so do the weed whackers. Why, oh why did you want interrupted sleep? Oh, trash day is tomorrow, and every day thereafter!

I wish more people would view the million views......
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on March 04, 2009, 08:48:13 pm
Granted, but they're only hit-and-runs, so the impact isn't very significant.

I wish restaurants would stop spiking my food.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 04, 2009, 09:07:42 pm
Granted, but the lap dances must continue!

I wish Dancing Tofu would cosplay as Cousin It from the Addams' Family!...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on March 04, 2009, 09:43:48 pm
Granted, but the cosplay is too accurate, and I get accused of being a professional, so I can't enter the cosplay contest. :C

I wish I could bhgmn v  ,rtgfvhb nm cvgb hn

(that was me banging my head on the keyboard btw; couldn't think of anything clever)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 04, 2009, 09:52:22 pm
Granted, you are now clever. So clever that they name you Clever Cleaver. And people wonder what happened to your Uncle Beaver Cleaver, so they ask you,  A LOT! In fact it getes so oppressive, that you go postal,and like your new name you Mr. Clever Cleaver go to Cleveland, and go "chop chop, the king is coming!" And you start a rampage murder spree of all Canadians who are visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 5 fans of the band Triumph are chopped to bits. And there are 12 less Bryan Adams fans too. But you left the Rush fans alone, because they had hair like you.


I wish it were easier to come up with fake stories that didn't always involve bloodshed...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on March 04, 2009, 10:54:56 pm
Granted.  You'll have to check Google for the templates though.

I wish I hadn't missed that math test last week.  I now have to get 100% on the final AND my project in order to get a C.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on March 04, 2009, 11:15:15 pm
Granted, you didn't miss the test last week, but you failed that test anyways. Then, you missed the final and the project because you were detained in Canadian Jail.

I wish for eye candy...  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on March 05, 2009, 12:38:44 pm
Granted. Here's some candied eyeballs!  :D

I wish I had my own gym to work out at (AND had time to go work out at it!)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on March 05, 2009, 03:54:13 pm
Granted, then random people start showing at YOUR gym and you can't get them to leave. You get in trouble for illegal solicitation and lose your gym rights. Then your garage gets flooded with boxes of candied eyeballs.  :D


I wish for noodles--I r hungry......./hack!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 05, 2009, 04:30:11 pm
Granted, but you have to eat them with me, right now, before they are all gone.

I wish my weekend lasted oh, about a week or so...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 05, 2009, 05:31:39 pm
Granted. It's called spring bread num nut. You now have an STD from that one blonde chick. That's right you know the one.


I wish that people would quit biching about the economy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 05, 2009, 06:17:16 pm
Granted, but now all they do is bitch about the Damn Yankees!

I wish I could understand every language known to man...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on March 05, 2009, 10:36:52 pm
Granted, but you lost your voice in a tragic whaling accident.

I wish I had spring bread.  Or really any bread that extends my weekend by 250%.  Hell, I'll take 137% even!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on March 05, 2009, 10:58:54 pm
granted but your weekends neverend meaning you have no income

wish school would end
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on March 05, 2009, 11:30:38 pm
Granted.  Due to budget cuts, they can't afford to keep the schools running.

I wish more people would sign up for the MUS 142 class I want so it won't get canceled again next term. :[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on March 05, 2009, 11:45:25 pm
Granted, by the sensei was detained by monkeys in nevadaland...leaving no other to cover for the sensei.

I wish to take Japanese next school year.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 06, 2009, 05:51:51 am
Granted you are singed up but you can't go

I wish I could have a brake
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on March 06, 2009, 02:44:06 pm
^ granted but it is the brake pad for a car lol
wish sakuracon would come faster
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 07, 2009, 09:23:01 am
granted but you are in the hospitol when it comes.

wish i hadnt wasted money to see coraline.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 08, 2009, 06:11:58 pm
Granted, you wasted money on a Will Farrell flick.

I wish I hadn't tried to eat all of the Voodoo Doughnut...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 08, 2009, 07:36:56 pm
Granted, you tried to eat a whole litter of kittens

Wish I wasnt failing in school.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 08, 2009, 08:48:26 pm
Granted, you have gotten that out of the way, you failed!

I wish I had a non-caffeinated beverage to drink right now!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on March 08, 2009, 09:32:29 pm
Granted, you get a cup of decaf coffee with 20 cubes of sugar in it.

I wish I had a way up to Sakuracon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 08, 2009, 10:15:48 pm
Granted, it's to the north.

I wish I could slap common sense into other people...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on March 08, 2009, 10:26:08 pm
^ Granted! But you lose a little bit of your own each time you use your new power.

I wish I had a Range Rover.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on March 09, 2009, 11:36:24 am
Granted, they become primates on a mission to overthrown McDonald's.

I wish it would snow some more :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 09, 2009, 05:12:09 pm
Granted, but the flakes are coming from your scalp.  :o :o ::) :o

I wish I wasn't so tired...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on March 09, 2009, 09:04:17 pm
ewww....flakes...from my head...even though we all shed skin...EVERYDAY! lol.  :D

Granted, you are no longer tired, but starving and there is nothing around you but salt... mountains and mountains of salt.

I wish...I can get my lab report done by 3am.  ;D (I will regarless!)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 09, 2009, 09:17:15 pm
Granted, but you forgot to put your name on the paper.

I wish we had to drive with penguins in the car...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on March 09, 2009, 09:23:46 pm
Granted, you get pulled over, but the joke is on you this time around.

I wish...the house would warm up just a little bit faster. I still love Oregon weather... :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 10, 2009, 10:26:03 pm
Granted, you now have a house fire.

I wish it was Friday already...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on March 11, 2009, 11:45:40 am
^ Yeeeeaaaahh  were gonna need you to come in on Saturaday Mmm'kay

^  I too wish it was friday.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 11, 2009, 08:06:55 pm
GRanted, you now have a permanent weekend. Thank you for playing, er I mean working.

I wish I could afford a vacation, RIGHT NOW!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on March 11, 2009, 10:01:01 pm
granted :D but you only have money to get to where you want to go  :-[ and you cant get back home
wish i was feeling better
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: venightmare on March 12, 2009, 08:17:04 pm
granted, but now your entire family dies

i wish i had gimp XP
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on March 12, 2009, 09:37:06 pm
Granted.  Not that it actually works.

I wish I had food to eat during my 100-mile bike ride tomorrow. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 12, 2009, 10:13:23 pm
Granteds, all you can eat roadside pizza.

I wish my weekend was going to be longer than it will be...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on March 12, 2009, 10:36:47 pm
Granted, time will stop at 11:59:59 Sunday night, when you walked outside and got soaked by the rain.


I wish I wrote my english paper.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on March 13, 2009, 12:06:21 am
Granted but you cant remember where you put it
Wish i had something to do...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: lychee-twist on March 13, 2009, 12:45:33 am
Granted you'll never finish it and your life will be incomplete with that one, unfinished task nagging at the back of your brain for the rest of the week until you finally forget it. Then ten years from now, when you're lying next to your significant other as your child sleeps between you, the metaphorical ghosts of that unfinished task will rear it's head once again. And since you discarded the materials to finish the task and because the US has gone to only green material made out of corn rather than toxic plastics or expensive metal, you'll never ever be able to recreate that task and never be able to finish it. Ever. So you'll weep bitterly in the corner of the shower as you slip into a quiet madness.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

EDIT: I guess that was a little heavy. Sorry. Here's an alternate: Granted you won't be able to decide between three ideas what to do.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 18, 2009, 09:34:08 pm
granted, but do to your very active life style you get the idea to see how long you can run. you end up running for 3 days and at the end of it you are so tired and deprives of rest and energy you eat much more then you can handle and spew on your family

i wish that i keep my current friends forever
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 18, 2009, 10:09:08 pm
Granted, but you forget the location of the box you buried them in 10 years down the road, and you awaken one night with your significant other lying next to you and your child between you...wow, deja vu all over again, huh? You poor poor thing.

I wish my cold would go away, but still take tomorrow off...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on March 19, 2009, 12:46:59 am
Granted, your cold takes tomorrow off, and it'll be back to work on Friday!

I wish I could go 4 weeks back in time and drop my math class, challenge the course, get my A, and not have to worry about not being eligible for FAFSA next term due to my horrific GPA.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 19, 2009, 07:07:30 am
=D Granted.

But tragically, your attention has been turned to other things. Like the loose seam on your collar, or the crooked hem of your shirt, or your almost-but-not-quite-there-symmetrical-shoe laces...! And, after perfecting all of the imperfections on your dressware, you blind all around you with your perfection.

And get sued. ...Ouch.

I wish my cat had a better pasttime than staring at me. Its just creepy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kylite on March 19, 2009, 07:51:29 am
Granted! your cat now has bolemia like my cat and leaves little gifts for you all over the house/apartment.

I wish the really cute anime style girls that are around my age would notice me...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 19, 2009, 08:47:56 am
granted, but they're 2d and you get a massive amount of paper cuts


i wish that poke'mon were real
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 19, 2009, 08:51:23 am
Granted but now you get zapped and beaten up by every poke'mon ever


I wish that they'd stop making Dora the explorer and that Disney would stop making crappy movies
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 19, 2009, 10:02:08 am
Granted!

Now they make Lora the Exploree and Disney has passed its crappy movie making skills onto your favorite movie company!

I wish I had my mnm's.;-;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on March 19, 2009, 02:41:07 pm
Granted but they got run over by a skittles truck.

I wish they didn't corrupt the Dragonball Evolution movie to fit with "our earth!" The figures are out at Wal-Mart already. Bulma's hair isn't blue, and Piccolo has the color of Garlic Jr. not true green! *dies* *gets wished back to life*
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 19, 2009, 04:30:14 pm
Granted!

But, sadly, now they corrupted it an entirely different and disturbing way; everyones crossdressing as an April Fools Joke.

I wish I could find my muse/inspiration. Damn things been ignoring my phonecalls. AGAIN.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 19, 2009, 06:20:19 pm
Granted

now you have really crappy ideas

I wish I had a full box of strawberry pocky. [
>> I don't have a fav. movie company...]
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 19, 2009, 07:02:25 pm
Granted!

You have a box full of strawberry pocky, gone stale and moldy 'cause the store forgot to check the experation date.:D
(...>> you do now.)

;3; I wish Bridge To Terabithia wasn't so damn sad.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 19, 2009, 07:05:27 pm
Granted. Now your life is all sunshine and rabbits and and and... >> WAR!

I wish I didn't have this horrible cough
[says who >>]
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 19, 2009, 07:20:49 pm
Granted!

Now you're having horrible hacking!>>;
(me<<)

I wish I had my permit already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 19, 2009, 07:23:36 pm
[that's what I have this terrible dry hacking]
Granted but it was suspended for no reason

I wish that my Mudkip was level 100 already [BTW my game's already effed up and it crashes from time to time >>]
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 19, 2009, 07:26:50 pm
Granted!(...Crap.)

Your Mudkipz is level 100! But... From all of the time playing it, your game suddenly overheats and... Melts.

I wish I had the completed Pet Shop Of Horrors manga.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on March 19, 2009, 07:28:45 pm
Granted, but it's written in Swahili.

I wish my life was a Sci-Fi drama.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 19, 2009, 07:30:54 pm
granted but you die in an explosion on a space station

I wish I had my bad of cough drops next to me and NOT on the other side of the room
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 19, 2009, 07:32:33 pm
Granted, but the coughdrops suddenly fall on the floor and roll under the couch.

I wish I could decide what pokemonz I liked best.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on March 19, 2009, 08:01:44 pm
Granted, but it's weak and defenseless.

I wish I hadn't died in that explosion on that space station.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on March 20, 2009, 12:20:18 am
Granted, but in space, it doesn't really matter. (lol getit?)

I wish I could have made that pun better.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 20, 2009, 01:23:55 am
Granted, but the sheer level of awesome of the pun makes everyones head explode.D:

I wish I had a giant Totoro plushieee.X3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on March 20, 2009, 02:44:42 am
granted but it takes up your whole bed and is stuffed with the fluff of 1000 lambs herded through the nuclear test area of new mexico and fed garlic grown from the farms of the antarctic.

I wish for a way to sakuracon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on March 20, 2009, 03:08:06 am
Granted, but wishing doesn't make hitch-hiking lawful...or safe.

I wish the economy would get off it's ass and stop failing. :[
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 20, 2009, 05:27:52 pm
Granted, but now the economy's on its feet but is still failing horribly.D:

I wish... I knew what to wish for.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 20, 2009, 09:40:28 pm
granted, but sadly it was to destroy all poke'mon

i wish that the dishs would put themselves away
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 20, 2009, 09:55:36 pm
Granted, but dishes don't have arms or thumbs.D: They couldn't open the cubboard doors, and thus destroyed themselves in a horrible Mass Dish Suicide.

I wish I had moar money.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 20, 2009, 10:07:02 pm
granted, but you being such a nice person you gave it all to me for the funeral for all my dishes

i wish that my brothers friend would sit down and shut up
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 20, 2009, 11:30:09 pm
Granted, but now he won't stop squirming, and the springs in the couch are driving you mad!

I wish I had sugar. Green tea is gross.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on March 20, 2009, 11:32:12 pm
Granted but the cap falls off and you add to much
Wish I had something to do
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 20, 2009, 11:45:47 pm
Granted. Your now on the side of the highway picking up discarded trash!>>;

I wish I had more mnms.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on March 21, 2009, 12:17:02 am
Granted but they melt to fast and you could not eat them
Wish something interesting would happen... ANYTHING
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on March 21, 2009, 01:51:10 am
granted, 1000 nations of the Pocky empire descend upon you...our sticks of delicious might, will blot out the sun!

then we will fight in the milk!


I wish for mega giant pocky
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 21, 2009, 10:42:05 am
Granted, but its so huge, it melts under the hot, ...March... sun... >> yeah.

I wish my guro-lolita was finished.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 21, 2009, 11:14:41 am
Grated it fails

I wish for world war 3 and it was everyone was fighting Finland
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 21, 2009, 12:54:40 pm
Granted. D: Finland wins.

I wish I had a 36 ounce Monster.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 21, 2009, 04:38:47 pm
granted, but the monster is being hounded by a mob with pitchforks and torchs

i wish that my leg wasnt alseep
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Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 21, 2009, 05:40:23 pm
granted, its dead.

Wish I could cut you.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 21, 2009, 07:28:30 pm
Granted, but now your in jail for assault.>->

I wish I hadn't lost all my damn pens.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: tofutakeout on March 21, 2009, 08:55:37 pm
^granted but their all out of ink.

V I wish my friends would all be happy for once and not make me feel like a jerk.
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Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 21, 2009, 09:02:33 pm
Granted but you go far far away making your friends very happy

I wish that I had cough syrup to get rid of this horrible hacking
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 21, 2009, 09:23:13 pm
Granted, but you accidently OD and wake up in the hospital years later from a medical-induced coma!DDD:

I wish my pens had ink.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 21, 2009, 09:33:21 pm
Granted but the ink drys up in the carterage

I wish I was a lie so I could have the cake
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 21, 2009, 09:38:08 pm
Granted, but the cake is dropped and splatters everywhere.D:

I wish I had more chocolate milk.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 21, 2009, 09:44:04 pm
granted, but theres a hole in the cup and it goes all over you

i wish i wasnt tired
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 21, 2009, 09:46:50 pm
granted now you can't sleep. ever.

I wish my cake didn't go splat
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: tofutakeout on March 21, 2009, 09:52:19 pm
granted it goes kaboom instead.

I wish my face wasn't swollen.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 21, 2009, 10:01:38 pm
Granted. Now its invisable.

I wish I had more salad.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: tofutakeout on March 21, 2009, 10:04:45 pm
granted but it turns into a giant salad monster.

I wish I had more money.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 21, 2009, 10:10:56 pm
granted, but people burn it for energy   (money is power... get it??)

i wish i was funnier
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Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 21, 2009, 11:32:34 pm
granted now you are a pile of lame


I wish my retard of a little sister never heard of twilight D<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 12:41:51 am
granted.... by now the next harry potter movie is coming out

i wish there were more and better zombie movies
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 22, 2009, 12:43:31 am
granted but they eat your face

I wish mrs. wherry would expload all over you
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 12:49:07 am
  (rofl)
granted, but u sheild me

i wish I was a zombie. . .with a bulletPROOF helmet
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 22, 2009, 12:52:13 am
granted but it's not rocket proof

I wish i could breathe without coughing every 5 seconds
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 01:02:36 am
granted... its now 2

i wish that i owned the internet
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 11:25:35 am
Granted but I own you soul

I wish that I could make a wish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 12:28:16 pm
granted, but you just wasted it

i wish i had 3 wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 12:55:32 pm
Granted you just made one of them, You lose on of them to taxes and you lose a wish for a traction fee. So you have 0 wishes

I wish that the person below be had to make the wish the same wish as me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 22, 2009, 02:37:21 pm
Granted, you are now a boo-boo head!

I wish this cold would go away, maybe to your house...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 03:29:16 pm
granted, but the cold turned to fire and his house is right next to yours

i wish my computer wasnt so bloody slow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 22, 2009, 04:16:15 pm
Granted, now it's really slow.

I wish I had something really tasty to eat soon...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 22, 2009, 04:46:07 pm
Granted, now you have a plate of fried frog legs.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted.>->
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 22, 2009, 04:50:27 pm
Granter, but instead of your wish being corrupted, your brain gets fried

I wish I had a new laptop cord
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 22, 2009, 04:57:11 pm
Granted, but it gets lost in the mail.

I wish my pencil would. Stop. BREAKING.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 05:41:49 pm
granted... it bursts into flames

i wish i had a hamburger
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 05:43:20 pm
Granted but the cow is still alive

I wish that the person below be had to make the wish the same wish as me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 22, 2009, 05:47:25 pm
Granted, but said person doesn't know what wish you made, and thus the wish implodededz.

I wish I was Captain Planet.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 06:15:27 pm
Granted
 but (see wish below)

I wish Captain Planet was dead
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 22, 2009, 06:16:27 pm
granted. You die too

Wish I had a cupcake.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 06:18:23 pm
Granted you cupcake too

I wish I was not so f-ing awesome (referring to the awesome response I had)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 06:20:10 pm
granted, and due to the fact that no one know what your are talking about.... you go by in life un noticed
(to mean???)

i wish i had cheesecake
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 06:22:48 pm
Granted You had cheesecake but it was gone due to me.

I wish I could live in a jet turbine
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 06:23:30 pm
granted...but no one knows...... they turn on

i wish i could fly like superman
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 06:28:17 pm
Granted straight into a jet turbine (that I live in)

I wish that I was not in jail for kicking a puppy at my old neighbor
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 06:29:42 pm
granted... you are now in jail for kicking your old neighbor at a puppy

i wish i was a water bender
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 06:32:11 pm
Granted you fail

I wish VenomDkoc did not fail
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 06:34:34 pm
granted...he..completely...pwns..???

i wish i wasnt confused...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 06:37:55 pm
Granted you are now brain dead

I wish VenomDkoc was not brain dead
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 06:43:07 pm
granted.. he's just in a coma

i wish someone would scratch my nose
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 06:50:49 pm
Granted it is now bleeding

I wish for PIE FOR ALL
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 22, 2009, 06:53:11 pm
Granted but you get none >D


I wish Blackstar had some pie too
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 06:54:51 pm
granted but its   pi

i wish that i was dumb    (corrupt that)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 22, 2009, 06:56:12 pm
Granted you already are dumb so now your smart

I wish to corrupt your souls
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 06:58:59 pm
granted... but someone already took mine....

i wish i had my soul back....stupid devil..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 06:59:27 pm
Granted but it cost you 7.30 a hr

I wish you______________
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 07:09:39 pm
granted.....

i wish i made 8.30 an hour
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 07:50:19 pm
^ Granted you make 8.30 hr for one second

I wish I was a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 22, 2009, 08:33:15 pm
Granted, you start with smelling like one anyway.

I wish there was something better to eat than drive-thru fast food after work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 22, 2009, 08:37:09 pm
Granted, now there's only deep fried drive-thru fast food.

I wish Captain Planet was 'live 'gain.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 22, 2009, 09:01:45 pm
granted but he died suddenly from gay cancer.

Wish i had some vicodin and a cane.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 22, 2009, 09:10:02 pm
Granted you go to jail

I wish I was in jail
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 10:20:42 pm
gratned.. big fat guy is behind you

i wish i was a snail
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 22, 2009, 10:49:42 pm
Granted. Your a snail.

In france.

I wish I had some coffee.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 22, 2009, 11:18:49 pm
granted.. but theres no cream or sugar......or a coffee pot...

i wish that I had a monster
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Beruchi baka on March 23, 2009, 02:19:43 am
Granted. Dracula thanks you for reviving him.

And then sucks YUR BLUDDDD

>> I wish tomorrow wasn't monday.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 23, 2009, 02:28:35 am
granted. It's monday today.


I wish I had the Kizuna movie >D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 23, 2009, 09:19:11 am
granted but it BUUURNS!

Wish I had some more Naruto cards.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 23, 2009, 11:12:03 am
Granted you look like this now (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff263%2FBigVEN%2Fnarutard.jpg&hash=3a60d6fda5271ef2ddd5eb9f40696c1a)

I wish I had a can of beans
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ninja square 7 on March 23, 2009, 12:01:20 pm
/\ granted, they just explode and stink really bad if you touch them

\/ I wish I had a life time supply of pocky, (always obtainable, edible and free and yummy flavors, and i'm not dead)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 23, 2009, 12:10:52 pm
Granted but you can't open the boxes no matter what the circumstances and you die of hunger


I wish my sister would stop singing >>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ninja square 7 on March 23, 2009, 12:17:37 pm
/\granted... her friend just starts singing

\/I wish I had pocky
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 23, 2009, 04:38:38 pm
granted but its really really really old.

Wish I had some chocolate chip waffles.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 23, 2009, 05:20:58 pm
granted... but my brother made them with bakers choclate and its more choclate then waffle...  (based on a true story)

i wish that IIII had pocky!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 23, 2009, 06:01:26 pm
Granted, you have pocky, it's incurable. In fact it's a veneral confection, you poor poor thing.

I wish I would remember the great things to post when I am posting....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 23, 2009, 07:06:11 pm
Granted you smell like pine nuts

I wish for the pie of fail
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on March 23, 2009, 08:54:58 pm
the pie of fail, fails, then wins. OH NO!

I wish I had more than 4 month old sprite in my fridge
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 23, 2009, 09:17:43 pm
Granted, you now have 14 month old Sprite to go with it! Wowzer!

I wish I could get some fried chicken on the way home tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on March 23, 2009, 09:27:23 pm
Granted, but your fried chicken is coated in powdered sugar (lol), and rotten raisins.

I wish that anime was on T.V all the time.   
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 23, 2009, 09:35:46 pm
Granted, but it's non-stop Gundam Wings of Destiny, or some hacked up Robotech.

I wish Hentai was accidently played during the network news...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on March 23, 2009, 09:41:00 pm
Granted, but when/if you have kids, they get a taste of it, and start watching it every night when you're not there. They get addicted to it, and become perverts practically living at strip clubs, and having hookers and/or prostitutes in their bed every night. They throw away all their money, and refuse to get help.

I wish I had a really awesome boyfriend, who didn't beat or sexually harass me (not that that's ever happened to me, just wanted to stop those two from being possible corruptions)

 
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 23, 2009, 09:44:53 pm
Granted, but he really wants to have a sex reassignment.  ::)

I wish more people were here lately...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on March 23, 2009, 09:47:24 pm
(Dammit, you found a loop hole)
Granted, but then way too many people are here, and you can never get your post finished before someone else responds first.

I wish that I was a super ninja!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 23, 2009, 09:52:19 pm
Granted, they just love you in Paris!

I wish I could grant good wishes...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on March 23, 2009, 09:59:17 pm
well too bad. lol
Granted, but no one makes them, so you have the ability to, but you can't, because no one will post a good wish.

I wish MY computer wasn't broken (on the laptop, my old computer has a virus from hell, then we got rid of it, but the internet liked the virus, so when the virus left, the internet joined it.... :( )

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 23, 2009, 10:23:46 pm
Granted, you formatted the hard drive, and actually just got a new hard drive, but you can't find the disc that puts all the necessary programs back, but you did find a disc that hard the virus from Hell! Guess what?

I wish there was someplace I could get some tasty fried chicken on the way home from work tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on March 23, 2009, 10:42:59 pm
Sheesh, GET OVER THE FREAKING CHICKEN ALREADY!
(reluctantly) granted, but when you get there, there is a bunch of people robbing it of all the fried chicken, and they kick you out of your car, and steal it.
Now you are car-less, and fried chicken-less, bad idea on your part bucko!

I wish I could die my hair white.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 23, 2009, 11:48:51 pm
Granted you can't change it back

I wish I could sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 24, 2009, 12:16:17 am
granted, but only for 3.37 mins..

i wish that i didnt have to sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 24, 2009, 09:19:21 am
Granted. You die of sleep deprevation

I wish I could stop watching this *spoiler warning don't say I didn't warn you**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-u4Otfxt6s
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 24, 2009, 10:42:24 am
^ Granted you keep watching this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew6PmluvNac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew6PmluvNac)

I wish I could rap
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 24, 2009, 11:06:45 am
granted but no one buys your albums.

I wish Itachi hadn't died
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 24, 2009, 11:14:54 am
granted you die instead

I wish had the power of fire
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on March 24, 2009, 12:06:40 pm
Granted, you burn down everything you touch. You can never get anywhere near the people you love. You get locked up in a jail cell, and are never realized. You die in there.

I wish my family had a cool history (watching history detectives)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 24, 2009, 12:14:37 pm
Granted you family has a history of piracy and therefore all sent to the gallows
[I'd give my life in place of Itachi-senpai so HA!]

I wish I could go to the Naruto world and kick my love's ass[sasuke>>]
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 24, 2009, 12:40:26 pm
^ Granted you go and cut yourself with your emo love

I wish anime was never made
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 24, 2009, 12:54:40 pm
Granted, but the Manga industry is booming because of it.
[me? a cutter? naw I'd just take his sword and stab him with it for killing Itachi D<]

I wish i could think of something really funny to wish for
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 24, 2009, 12:59:34 pm
granted.. but no ones around to see it

i wish that i had a life
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 24, 2009, 01:48:21 pm
Granted but you don't have leg

I wish for bacon for all
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 24, 2009, 02:24:49 pm
granted, but its turkey bacon

i was for a spork
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blue Leader on March 24, 2009, 02:41:21 pm
And you get a spork. A plastic one. But it's melted and is now a puddle of melted spork. Enjoy!

I wish I could make up my mind as to which Bleach character I want to dress as this year...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 24, 2009, 04:24:10 pm
granted you pick Zommari

I wish I wish I was a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 24, 2009, 04:36:29 pm
granted... ur a full grown salmon....in a tiny fish bowl

i wish they made actually scary movies
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 24, 2009, 04:41:05 pm
Granted it is about your love life

i WISH people wOULd Be HAppier WIth wHo tHEY ARE.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 24, 2009, 04:43:54 pm
granted but they get to full of themselve and dont get a love life therefore no more babies and no more human race.

Wish House/Wilson would happen already!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 24, 2009, 04:47:10 pm
Granted................... sine house is on FOX they take it off the air

I wish I did not have to go to lacrosse practice now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 24, 2009, 04:48:45 pm
(^so mean!) granted, you get fat and DIE

Wish I could kill people with no law breaking.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 24, 2009, 05:06:48 pm
granted.. but you attempt to kill someone ...trip...then fall on ur knife...

i wish people would learn to not run with sharp objects..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 24, 2009, 07:21:23 pm
Granted, now they just race-walk into walls with sharp objects.

I wish people would stop running over wildlife with their cars...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 24, 2009, 07:23:38 pm
granted, they back up over them.

Wish I had some peanut butters.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 24, 2009, 07:24:24 pm
^ Granted it is your brain

V I wish I had fish to eat today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 24, 2009, 07:30:18 pm
Granted, goldfish are on sale at Petsmart, 10 for a dollar.

I wish I was sleeping better at night...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 24, 2009, 07:31:56 pm
^ Granted when you are sleeping ate your oreo cookie and drank the last of the milk in the fridge

I wish I could come up with more original ideas
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 24, 2009, 07:35:48 pm
Granted, but only for 15 minutes.

I wish I felt like eating...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 24, 2009, 07:44:39 pm
Granted but you have no mouth to eat with

I wish jay had a mouth to eat with
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 24, 2009, 10:05:42 pm
Granted. Ugh. Glad that's over with.

I wish my cold was gone...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 01:14:18 am
granted, u are now on fire

i wish it was 12pm..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 25, 2009, 02:19:30 pm
Granted it's 12pm 2000 years ago

I wish it was 6:30 pm
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 04:43:43 pm
granted...i see you 2 thousand year ago and smack you up side the had for makeing me go back in time 2000 years...

i wish that left 4 dead wasnt stupid anymore... stupid melee fatigue..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 25, 2009, 04:53:46 pm
.....granted but you get blowed up

Wish i had some non burnt cookies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 04:59:28 pm
granted...its dough...

i wish i had bullet PROOF armor
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 25, 2009, 05:01:13 pm
granted but not spork proof *pokes you with spork*

Wish I had a better MP3.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 05:04:38 pm
granted...but its so much better...it reilizes its exisitance..and destroys ur home...

i wish i was a spork.....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 25, 2009, 05:24:40 pm
Granted, now go spork yourself.

I wish I was on vacation..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 05:34:22 pm
granted... in north of moscow...

i wish i was in outerspace...with a space suit..with vast reserves of oxugen tanks that are all full..and no sparks near them...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 25, 2009, 07:19:07 pm
Granted but you are not IN the space suit

I wish Venom know the truth that Hinata is the best
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 25, 2009, 07:40:46 pm
Granted, that's all venom knows, now.

I wish I was all better now...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 25, 2009, 07:42:51 pm
granted but your wife is not

I wish I could do this
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 25, 2009, 07:52:02 pm
Granted, but people still laugh.

I wish I had more Dryer Balls...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 25, 2009, 07:53:37 pm
Granted but you die from puppies eating you

I wish I COULD USE CAPS LOCK
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 08:50:26 pm
granted, but now ur shift key is broken

i wish i had food...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 25, 2009, 08:51:49 pm
Garanted but you got to give me some

I wish my next Lacrosse game was not in Tacoma 
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 25, 2009, 08:52:14 pm
granted, its in CONNETICUT!

Wish I had a magical wand.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 25, 2009, 08:54:58 pm
Granted but not the kind you wanted.................... X.X T_T

I wish I could eat
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 08:58:55 pm
granted... but it has to be put in a blender first...

i wish i had a bowl of icecream
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 25, 2009, 09:00:07 pm
granted but it has a mysterious white topping....

Wish pit bulls would kill over
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 25, 2009, 09:01:37 pm
Granted they do it on you

I wish for a chocolate milkshake
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 09:03:01 pm
granted... its just milk..that was shaken...with a hershys kiss on the bottom..that was also shaken...

i wish..for...a new cell phone
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 25, 2009, 09:06:56 pm
Granted it dose not work

I wish to have all the money 10 feet from me
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 09:08:48 pm
granted..but its only $5....

i wish i had his $5 and was at subway
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 25, 2009, 09:16:44 pm
Granted but it $5 in that silly Mexican money

I wish I was in Mexico
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 09:17:28 pm
granted...the gulf of mexico...

i wish i dindt fail
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 25, 2009, 09:38:23 pm
Granted, you get slapped upside the head by roaming penguins instead.

I wish I could watch more anime....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 09:40:44 pm
granted...but the roaming penguins are slapping you upside the heada while ur watching it

i wish i was one of those penguins
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on March 25, 2009, 09:43:41 pm
granted, the other penguins turn on you and slap the tuna out of you

I wish I could buy the old retired power rangers suits and megazord costumes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 25, 2009, 09:48:34 pm
Granted, but after smelling them, you think pretty much that you will never ever put one of them on, unless someone pays you some serious scratch! WOOF!  :o

I wish I can go tuna fishing this summer....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 25, 2009, 11:17:51 pm
granted..but you fall in the water..

i wish that i was a bird..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 26, 2009, 12:30:37 pm
granted. Your the last dodo bird so scientist kill you and put you in a museum.

Wish I had more oreo cookies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on March 26, 2009, 12:54:58 pm
Granted but they have no cream.

I wish I hadn't seen these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxwMxd-Y4aA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU4Ipu4hymM
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 26, 2009, 01:02:57 pm
Granted you see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NKmJIT5GA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NKmJIT5GA&feature=related)

I wish I could fly like a cat
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 26, 2009, 01:27:14 pm
granted you fly into a wall....

i wish i had some cold meds
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 26, 2009, 01:32:15 pm
granted you become addicted and live a life of drugs

Wish I had that life.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 26, 2009, 01:35:00 pm
granted... ur like house....sept ur in a wheelchair...

i wish i woke up right now...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 26, 2009, 01:45:46 pm
Granted a cat shoots you

I wish for pork and beans
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 26, 2009, 02:15:18 pm
granted....you get deported.

Wish I had some vicodin.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 26, 2009, 02:59:17 pm
granted... tritter brings them

i wish that blackstar was a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 26, 2009, 03:18:42 pm
granted, but your the algea he eats.

Wish VenomDkoc would get beaten by flying death monkeys.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on March 26, 2009, 05:28:21 pm
granted, but they kill you so you can't see it first.

I wish people would look at my comeback on page 135 (the one about hentai)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 26, 2009, 06:57:37 pm
Granted......... I give you a hi five

I wish my Tacoma lacrosse game was a home game
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 26, 2009, 09:02:34 pm
granted...it gets cancled...

i wish i could leave these forums..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 26, 2009, 09:13:08 pm
granted and nobody misses you.

Wish I had a darth vader helmet.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on March 26, 2009, 09:14:52 pm
^ Granted, but it slowly turns you into Darth Vader~

\/ I wish I had all my cosplay finished.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on March 26, 2009, 09:23:57 pm
Granted but your friend gives you a full impact glomp and you both land in a mud puddle next to a park bathroom. (too much? did anyone faint?)

I wish I could have...a shrubbery!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on March 26, 2009, 11:04:30 pm
sure..... but it catches fire...

I wish for a Mini Fridge.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 27, 2009, 01:18:29 am
granted...its 4'' by 8''

i wish mentaly hilarious wasnt so mean
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 27, 2009, 10:29:21 am
Granted (the mer thought of that shocks me) but, now I am 2x mean to you

I wish people would make me PIE
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 27, 2009, 12:08:47 pm
granted but its a lie.

Wish I was 10 years older.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 27, 2009, 01:38:56 pm
granted your are 10 but you act like your 99

I wish I was 99 years old
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 27, 2009, 02:03:33 pm
granted. You walk with a cane, I file half way through it and you fall and break it while trying to walk with it.

Wish I could pull off something awesome like that right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 27, 2009, 02:06:13 pm
^ Granted you do it to house and he falls on Wilson and Wilson's organs rupture and he dies

I wish that that did not just happen
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 27, 2009, 04:10:31 pm
granted.. its the other way around...

i wish for world peace
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 27, 2009, 04:40:19 pm
._.
I'm not granting that at all! >:/

Wish people didnt wish for the same thing over again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on March 27, 2009, 06:07:02 pm
Granted, people just grant them the same way over and over again.

I wish I was a super supper eating ninja!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 27, 2009, 06:40:32 pm
granted...you try and eat a ninja...but he eats you..

i wish could walk on the sun
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on March 27, 2009, 06:41:51 pm
Granted, granted, you can walk on the sun, but you can no longer walk on earth, and therefore can never return!

I wish I was a vampire
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 27, 2009, 06:51:33 pm
Granted you are this
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_klBR0qDavf4%2FSaH2eAMaZPI%2FAAAAAAAAAPg%2F4qkpn8CbSdU%2Fs400%2Fthe-count.jpg&hash=afe4d1cb7b607444a63c3a344fccc44e)

I wish I could be this
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_klBR0qDavf4%2FSaH2eAMaZPI%2FAAAAAAAAAPg%2F4qkpn8CbSdU%2Fs400%2Fthe-count.jpg&hash=afe4d1cb7b607444a63c3a344fccc44e)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on March 27, 2009, 07:14:06 pm
Granted, Your a retarded purple dude who loves to count.

I wish I was photogenic
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on March 27, 2009, 08:29:14 pm
Granted but the paparazzi never leaves you alone.

I wish I had more money to get ready for Sakuracon. (I can sense this might be going one of two ways)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 28, 2009, 12:54:34 am
granted...you cause inflation... (see that one?)

i wish i had caused inflation.....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 28, 2009, 07:30:28 pm
Granted you inflate and you blow up and die

I wish I could be a jet turbine
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 28, 2009, 08:07:47 pm
granted you eat superman and get man tights stuck in your mouth

Wish i could meet my fave celebs.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 28, 2009, 08:30:02 pm
Granted you get to meet Robert Sean Leonard but when you meet him He get hit by Tim the jet turbine.

I wish my lacrosse stick did not get all dirty today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 28, 2009, 08:48:48 pm
granted.....well i would sya the other thing but its too perverted.

Wish I had some coffee.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on March 28, 2009, 09:52:17 pm
200 cans of coffee sit at your feet with no coffee maker in sight.

I wish the Dragonball movie would follow the original series plot.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on March 28, 2009, 09:55:45 pm
Granted but it's played by the worst actors in the world and the cgi is crap

I wish my kitten was with me 8D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Syd-chan on March 28, 2009, 09:57:01 pm
Granted, but you're allergic. 8D

I wish I had more energy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on March 28, 2009, 09:57:50 pm
Mmm...Granted, no strings attached *wag*

I wish i could find a decent sexy wig
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on March 28, 2009, 10:00:15 pm
you find one but when you use it others have on sexier wigs.

I wish for...another shrubbery! or I shall say...Nih!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 28, 2009, 10:03:47 pm
Granted you say Nih

I wish that I know how to style my wig
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 28, 2009, 10:30:10 pm
Granted but it comes out looking like Deidara's hair.

Wish I was on SPEEEEED!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 28, 2009, 10:32:29 pm
Granted but in the old west style

I wish that my brain would stop thinking so much
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 29, 2009, 02:06:40 am
granted... ur brain dead..


i wish i had a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 29, 2009, 10:45:41 am
granted it eats you and I eat the fish and someone eats me

I wish I was not dead
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 29, 2009, 11:54:49 am
Granted, yo are not dead, you are un-dead! I hope you need the exercise, as you'll be shuffling off to Buffalo tonight.

I wish I can do something that gets rid of the diabetic condition I have...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 29, 2009, 12:35:50 pm
try this rotten dead bunny I has in a box under barbed wire and salt!

WIsh I didnt have to go to school tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 29, 2009, 12:41:37 pm
Granted you don't go to school you go to Jay's house

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 29, 2009, 01:54:53 pm
granted.. for 24 hours

i wish i ....had a pencil
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 29, 2009, 02:19:14 pm
Granted, you now have a pencil neck. You geek!

I wish I was starting vacation...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on March 29, 2009, 02:32:38 pm
^ Granted.  VACATION'S OVER!  GET BACK TO WORK!!!

V I wish for a dish of fried fish that is delish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 29, 2009, 02:41:12 pm
Granted, here's a bag of cuttlefish, enjoy. I like cuttlefish. I just wish they didn't seem almost sentient, that and so amazing. Maybe you should be granted a Babelfish.

I wish for a universal translator that you don't have to put in your ear...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on March 29, 2009, 02:46:40 pm
^ Granted, but it needs LMNOP batteries, and Energizer, the only company in the world that makes them, stopped selling them two days ago.

V I wish I wasn't such a jerk sometimes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 29, 2009, 02:51:49 pm
granted.....I cant really alter that.

Wish I was on SPEEED!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on March 29, 2009, 02:53:35 pm
^ Granted, but you caused the bus to go BOOM!

V I wish Jeff Dunham was my next door neighbor.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 29, 2009, 02:54:55 pm
Granted, but Peanut is always in your bedroom when you sleep at night for some unkown reason

Wish Robert Leonard was my Next door neighbor.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on March 29, 2009, 02:56:45 pm
^ Granted; he likes playing Doctor with your mom.

V I wish Mom jokes would stop!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 29, 2009, 02:58:02 pm
granted, now we make fun of you on comedy central

Wish I had some broccoli
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on March 29, 2009, 03:00:09 pm
^ Granted; it eats you with butter.

V I wish I could find a psycho killer, tie him/her up, cut off a leg and eat it in front of them before I shoot them in the head with the ultimate death ray.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 29, 2009, 03:01:58 pm
LEAVE ME ALONE!

Wish I had the ultimate scythe!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on March 29, 2009, 03:04:52 pm
^ Granted; it's made out of CHOCOLATE!!!

V I wish Taco Bell would burn to the ground & I would get $8,900,000 in insurance, ebcause I'm the only awesome employee there.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 29, 2009, 03:14:34 pm
granted but you get robbed of all your money and Taco bell is instantly rebuilt

Wish I had some Tacos.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 29, 2009, 03:18:51 pm
granted...but its fish tacos..

i wish i had some chinese food
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on March 29, 2009, 03:19:51 pm
^ Granted; fried puppy with a side of kitty chow mein.

V I wish to have Ranma's curse for just one hour.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 29, 2009, 04:19:49 pm
Granted, but no one splashes you with cold water, until 15 seconds left, and then when it ends, you are just stuck that way, FOREVER BABY!

I wish I wanted to be here at work....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 29, 2009, 04:52:57 pm
granted... and you never leave

i wish i could catch fire...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 29, 2009, 06:14:35 pm
Granted, you have a number #1 hit single, and then no one ever hears from you again, until VH1 comes a calling 20 years later.

I wish it wasn't always something......
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 29, 2009, 06:19:58 pm
Granted it is never blue

I wish I did not just look at Washougal_Otaku myspace buddy list
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 29, 2009, 06:29:15 pm
Granted, but you accidently hit upon a scatological web site instead.

I wish more people could understand my humor....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 29, 2009, 08:24:08 pm
granted...but they dont find it funny

i wish i wasnt lazy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 29, 2009, 08:37:27 pm
Granted, now you are barely in fact most people would think it imperceptible, but you are less lazy than you were oh, so 15 minutes ago.

I wish it was time to go home now.....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on March 29, 2009, 09:08:49 pm
granted...but u missed the moment in time in which it was time to go home...now ur stuck where you are forever..

i wish i controled time..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 29, 2009, 09:11:59 pm
Granted you can make time move foreword one second every second

I wish I was not a dog
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 29, 2009, 10:04:01 pm
Granted, now you are a mole.

I wish this pain in my chest/stomach would just go away!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 29, 2009, 10:05:48 pm
Granted you have no chest and stomach

I wish I did not have to go to school tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 29, 2009, 10:12:09 pm
Granted, you spend the night in jail.

I wish I had a better dinner planned than I do for tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 29, 2009, 10:16:38 pm
Granted you get to spend dinner with me

I wish I did not have to spend dinner with jay
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 29, 2009, 10:25:55 pm
Granted, like I'd invite you over to sup on my supreme cuisine. Unless you want to eat with the cats. Or you could be sleeping with the fishes.

I wish Blackstar was sleeping with the fishes tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 29, 2009, 10:36:38 pm
Granted but I am still sexier then you

I wish I know who my soul mate was
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on March 30, 2009, 12:36:15 am
granted it's Naruto

Eternal Dragon! I wish I knew what my next ingenious cosplay was!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 30, 2009, 03:38:25 pm
Granted it is me

I wish I could light people on fire
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on March 30, 2009, 05:52:08 pm
Granted,

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You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah

You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire








I wish I had called in sick when I woke up today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 30, 2009, 06:54:47 pm
Granted you get fired

I wish for all my friends to have pocky
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on March 30, 2009, 08:10:16 pm
^ Granted!  But this means there's none for you!

V I wish for Blackstar to have lots of Pocky!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 30, 2009, 08:25:11 pm
Granted...... but you can't have any

I wish I had something heathy to eat?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on March 30, 2009, 08:27:51 pm
^ You're giving up Pocky for healthy food?  Fine!  I get your Pocky and you get Teasel-sandwich!  With lettuce!

V I wish for success in my pursuit of a new avatar.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 30, 2009, 08:31:11 pm
Granted (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Femilky%2FFWThumbnails%2FHinata.jpg&hash=e6d4d0ab8145068dc6c24968dec1dc38)

I wish Hinata was real
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on March 31, 2009, 03:59:19 pm
........We cosplayers are as close as you get.

Wish I had $30.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on March 31, 2009, 04:19:07 pm
^ Granted; get a job.

V I wish for a genie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on March 31, 2009, 05:06:46 pm
^ Granted it is me

V I wish my name was Bob
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blue Leader on March 31, 2009, 11:47:35 pm
Granted... But an assassin is out to find someone named "Bob" and, because that's also your name, mistakes their target for you. Oops.

I wish I was a better artist.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 01, 2009, 12:52:33 pm
^ Granted; you get arrested for painting a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa & trying to sell it on e-Bay as the genuine thing.

V I wish ...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 01, 2009, 03:49:17 pm
Granted you die

I wish I would make people die
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 01, 2009, 04:04:09 pm
^ Granted; welcome to cannibalism, my brother.

V I wish for a taco, NOT FROM THE BELL!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 01, 2009, 05:22:58 pm
Granted from me

I wish i could make tacos
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 01, 2009, 05:39:38 pm
^ Granted; you work at Taco Bell.

V I wish to win money on Jeopardy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 01, 2009, 05:45:48 pm
Granted you win -$5,000

I wish I has more money
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 01, 2009, 05:50:19 pm
^ Granted; you win my -$5,000.

V I wish for a sandwich.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 01, 2009, 05:59:12 pm
Granted a HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM sandwich

I wish I lived in Japan
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 01, 2009, 06:05:38 pm
^ Me too.

V I wish for a waffle.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 01, 2009, 09:35:09 pm
Granted you damn teenager

I wish all damn teenagers would die
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 01, 2009, 09:51:34 pm
GRanted, you go first, and then the wish gets cancelled due to yourdeath.

I wish I had more stamina...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 01, 2009, 10:05:35 pm
^ Granted; you're a teenager again.

^^ I'm 26, BLACKSTAR!!!

V I wish I was a teenager again so I could hit on the jailbait and have it be legal!  MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 02, 2009, 06:10:02 pm
Granted, you hit on them, they either beat you their bff's or gff beat you, you get expelled, and or arrested for sexual harrassment and have to register as a sexual predator for the rest of your life now. Oh to be young again.

I wish the far-left didn't rule Eugene...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 02, 2009, 08:22:49 pm
granted..its the bery far left

i wish i smart
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 02, 2009, 08:30:18 pm
Granted you are smart about stuff no one cares about

I wish my friends would stop calling me unmanly
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 02, 2009, 08:45:49 pm
granted..the call you womanly

i wish that people cared about the stuff i was smart about
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 02, 2009, 08:52:13 pm
^ Good luck with that!  ;D

V I wish I could be paid to be a jerk to people.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 02, 2009, 08:55:53 pm
Granted you get pay one cent yearly

I wish I did not have a money tree
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 02, 2009, 09:01:43 pm
^ Granted; I have one, though.

V I wish my money tree had seeds so I could give them to people I liked.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 02, 2009, 09:22:40 pm
^ Granted but you like no one

V I wish I could fly like a sheep??
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 03, 2009, 02:50:45 am
^ granted, but sheep can't fly instead flying attempts lead to falling

I wish I could no longer be a creature of the night, I miss the daytime
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 03, 2009, 08:51:15 am
granted...you can now only venture into the sun for 30 mins

i wish that you were a fish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kylite on April 03, 2009, 12:42:27 pm
Granted but I am now a man eating land shark!

I wish to meet agian the cute blond from a few weeks ago...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on April 03, 2009, 04:32:07 pm
granted, she's going out with your best friend.

I wish my friends wouldn't blame me for random shiz
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on April 03, 2009, 05:09:17 pm
granted, now they blame you for uberly random CRAP

I wish my right foot wasn't cold
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 03, 2009, 05:28:04 pm
granted...its on fire....and now ur left foot is cold

i wish that i had a lil more money
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on April 03, 2009, 05:36:29 pm
granted. you now have 1 more penny

i wish i hadn't freaked everyone out >>
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 03, 2009, 05:38:53 pm
Granted you creep out everyone
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on April 03, 2009, 07:20:08 pm
^ cannot grant, wish lacking

I wish people would wish while granting others
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: tofutakeout on April 03, 2009, 07:30:21 pm
^granted but their wishes are obscure and not thought well.

I wish I were able to cosplay Seto Kaiba already. 
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 03, 2009, 07:42:22 pm
*cough cough* over meh head >.>

i wish for more wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blue Leader on April 04, 2009, 12:41:48 pm
Granted, you now have more wishes. The only problem is, is that you can't think of anything to wish for.

I wish I could understand, speak, read, and write the Italian and Japanese languages fluently.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 04, 2009, 03:12:43 pm
Granted you COULD but you don't

I wish it was not so f-ing hard to style a wig
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 05, 2009, 12:10:03 am
granted.. you get a chia wig and go to a salon..

i wish that is had more money for LARPing
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 05, 2009, 06:41:33 pm
Granted now you have less money to live

I wish that I am able to go to Kumoricon this year
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 05, 2009, 06:55:24 pm
^ Granted; you have a job with the Hilton as the bag boy.  Get my luggage.

V I wish to get me some sushi.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 05, 2009, 06:59:03 pm
Granted 50 YEAR OLD SUSHI

I wish this school year would end right.............NOW
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on April 05, 2009, 07:53:34 pm
^Granted, you fail all your classes, and have to do summer school
(WHAT! YOU CAN'T GO TO KUMORICON THIS YEAR STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
V I wish I had a pony... wait, I have a pony. I wish I had another pony.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 05, 2009, 08:01:34 pm
^ Granted they both get in a pony fight and die
(I most likely will not be able to go)

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 05, 2009, 09:49:00 pm
Granted, the fish killed you.

I wish Blackstar would get over his leprosy....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 05, 2009, 10:12:15 pm
^ granted...and eh gave it to you

V i wish people were smarter then thinking that genocide is the same thing as gene splicing?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 05, 2009, 10:27:23 pm
Granted, but it has gene in it! It's almost as good as having electrolytes!

I wish it wasn't so true, Idiocracy!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 05, 2009, 10:30:36 pm
granted...kinda of.. just no one knows the word for it

i wish that i could be spliced with a hawk..thad be cool
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 05, 2009, 10:36:12 pm
Granted but your still not cool XD (jk in real life)

I wish I was smart enough to go to sleep NOW!!!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 05, 2009, 10:42:13 pm
granted.. you fall asleep for 2 years

i wish i didnt have a bed time....  (im not fricking kidding.. IM 18 YEARS OLD!!...god)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 06, 2009, 09:16:35 am
^ Granted, but you can't get up for work and now you're fired.

V I wish my instructor would activate my eLearning class so I can get started on my course.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 06, 2009, 04:26:17 pm
Granted, but your instructor booted you from class "on accident", and you cannot re-register!

I wish you'd eat my shorts!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 06, 2009, 07:07:18 pm
ummmmmmm.......... no

I wish I did not smell so bad right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on April 06, 2009, 09:11:24 pm
^ Granted; it's called a shower.

V I wish to grow wings.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 06, 2009, 09:21:00 pm
Granted, but how you get them back in the panty liner box, I dunno...lmao.

I wish I had more days where you guys set me up so good......
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 07, 2009, 08:33:25 am
(insert naughty joke here)

i wish i could right this paper..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 07, 2009, 07:00:11 pm
Granted but it a big fail

I wish I was awesome
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: JulianaRose on April 08, 2009, 03:14:29 pm
^Granted, but everyone would be so intimidated by your epic awesome-ness that everyone gains the feeling of worthlessness in your presence and doesn't want to be around you.

< I wish I owned a Saint Bernard!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 08, 2009, 07:19:23 pm
granted...but it has a grownig problem and is now the size of clifford the big red dog.. and he crushes your car..

i wish that i didnt have a headache
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 08, 2009, 10:22:45 pm
Granted, your backside hurts so much, you can't sit down and write your paper!

I wish I could video the hummingbirds in my yard, they sound so much like a lightsaber duel all the time...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on April 09, 2009, 09:17:33 am
Granted, but now they come after you in a rage that you did not ask them if you could videotape them.

I wish I had pokemon Platinum
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 09, 2009, 04:44:59 pm
Granted, but the FBI is now after you for piracy.

I wish lemmings were carniverous, and they were heading to America for the summer...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 10, 2009, 04:31:07 pm
like those things that you get from one side of the screen to the other?
granted.. but they fall in the water

i wish i had all the zelda games
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on April 10, 2009, 04:35:04 pm
granted but none of the gaming systems to play them on.

Wish I had a Rock Lee plushie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 10, 2009, 04:38:02 pm
granted... but pakkun eats is

i wish that i had a sword.... (reasons you cannot know about)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on April 10, 2009, 04:49:59 pm
granted but its dave the barbarians sword.

Wish I had a better camera.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 11, 2009, 02:14:44 am
granted... but someone turns it into a tazer..

i wish i had some choclate
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on April 11, 2009, 10:29:34 am
do you REALLY want it?

Wish for a dead bunny for whoever grants this.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on April 11, 2009, 03:03:08 pm
Granted, but the next time I'm anywhere near you, it's going in either your bag, your pants (yes, I would shove a dead bunny down your pants), or your shirt.

I wish that my friends would be more understanding of my anime obsession.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 12, 2009, 02:44:42 am
granted... but shes not understanding of the other aspects of ur life.... if there are any..aha j/k

i wish that i...didnt eat so much candy...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on April 12, 2009, 10:32:58 am
grented, you ate too many raw eggs.

Wish I had the Gaara Kazekage card!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 12, 2009, 06:16:59 pm
Granted, it's superglued to the street in front of your house. Go look.

I wish my cats would use the Furminator on themselves....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 16, 2009, 12:25:08 am
granted..then they use it on you..

i wish that i wasnt thirsty.....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on April 16, 2009, 08:27:19 am
Granted, -hands you "Yellow Gatorade"- Enjoy

I wish that Venom would stop making stupid wishes
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 16, 2009, 03:15:07 pm
Granted....... I want it too so ya no spin

I wish we will win are game today
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on April 16, 2009, 08:07:01 pm
ummm.....ok BUT YOU LOST!!!!

I wish blackstar would look at what he is writing.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 19, 2009, 08:04:08 pm
granted but his grammar still sucks

I wish I had better English skills
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blue Leader on April 19, 2009, 08:37:52 pm
Granted. Except you are, later, forced to move to another country where no one speaks English anyway.

I wish I would win Powerball and/or Mega Millions.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 19, 2009, 09:13:42 pm
Granted you win $1

I wish I has $1
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on April 20, 2009, 05:02:25 pm
granted but I spent it for you.

Wish I had some scotch tape.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blue Leader on April 20, 2009, 07:03:45 pm
Granted. But the tape is no longer sticky.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 20, 2009, 07:36:22 pm
granted now you are cake and you are a lie

I wish I lived on the moon!


Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on April 20, 2009, 10:13:57 pm
Granted but you die because of lack of O2

Wish I could run faster than the speed of sound
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on April 21, 2009, 07:02:50 am
Granted the speed of sound is now slow enough so you could run faster then it

i WISH that my team will win there lacrosse game today?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on April 21, 2009, 11:24:15 am
granted, put you get a stick to the face and have to sit out the rest of the game :(

i wish our set for our play would be built fasterrr :)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 21, 2009, 10:25:39 pm
Granted, but you have major bandages on your thumbs, 'cause you missed the nail too often, and that paint isn't getting out of your hair anytime soon, unless you lop it all off.

I wish the Blazers win the series against Houston...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on April 28, 2009, 01:01:45 am
They win by default due to some new BCS style ranking system. Everyone is pissed.

I wish for a 99spec RX-7
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on April 29, 2009, 09:59:14 am
granted, you got it, but it got jacked before you could even use it :)

i wiiiish that you would all come see me in my play :D!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on April 29, 2009, 12:48:46 pm
Granted. Unfortunately, when you're on stage you have a "wardrobe malfunction".  :-\

I wish Jay would get a new avi.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on April 29, 2009, 04:09:26 pm
GRanted, but it keeps going back to the old one for some reason, can't figure it out, maybe I need to talk to the Tofu-Man Dancing guy.

I wish I could enjoy the jack hammering going on at work today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: VenomDkoc on April 29, 2009, 08:20:15 pm
granted...but (insert sexual refrense here) goes horribly wrong

i wish that i was undead
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kit2kit on May 08, 2009, 07:56:33 pm
Granted, but you feel extreme pain all the time and cant move very well and to top it all off some guy comes by calling him self the Zombie Killer and comes after you but you are too slow to get away.


I wish could find the charger to my camera.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on May 08, 2009, 08:34:59 pm
Granted but you lost  your camera.


I wish I didn't have to wear my foot-cast-like-device anymore.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on May 09, 2009, 10:53:25 am
Granted you need to wear a full body cast

I wish I had more FOOD!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: GANG//GReeN on May 11, 2009, 09:41:27 am
^ granted but you get so much food that you become morbidly obease and cant move off of your bed :P

V i wish i didnt have to go to the doctors today :/
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kagome219 on May 11, 2009, 11:39:32 am
^Granted, but because of not going you become horribly ill with high blood pressure and live with fear of dying your whole life.

v I wish that I wasn't sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on May 11, 2009, 04:42:30 pm
^ Granted now you are Bob the loveable hobo

V I wish my laptop had more battery
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on May 11, 2009, 05:18:42 pm
granted, you get 34 extra seconds.

I wish there was something good on television
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kagome219 on May 11, 2009, 06:02:48 pm
^Granted, but instead of only one thing on, there were five of your favorite shows and episodes on at once on different stations.

v I wish I could get into Clark Honor's Program at U of O and succeed with a perfect GPA that allows we to get a great job and keep it.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on May 12, 2009, 06:28:44 pm
Granted, but then you wake up. No seriously, you do all that, but the hidden fees the UO charges eat your financial aid alive, and you are eating top ramen 3x7x365, and there is no money for doing your laundry: which may be a good thing, because you didn't want to go out on dates as you are working so hard to keep that perfect GPA thing going. Don't worry bed bugs aren't permanent, and the silverfish of Eugene will eat them all sooner or later anyway.

I wish I didn't smell like grease, but then that would be like wishing I wasn't at work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on May 25, 2009, 09:15:47 pm
^ granted, now you smell like fish and a herd of cats follow you everywhere.

v I wish it was summer already and I got really good grades in all my classes and did very well on the finals
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kagome219 on May 25, 2009, 10:26:58 pm
^ Granted, but you get a project you have to do over the summer and then summer goes by so fast that you forget to do your assignment and your new teacher dislikes you for the rest of the school year.

v I wish the economy never went down the drain.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on May 27, 2009, 09:34:26 pm
Granted it went down the tubes.

Wish I could draw more than just Garfeild.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on May 27, 2009, 09:36:57 pm
^ granted, now you can draw Odie too

V I wish my best friend wasnt going to china for the majority of summer TT__TT
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kagome219 on May 27, 2009, 11:10:31 pm
^ Granted, but then you get shipped off to summer school in Russia where you have no contact with her or anyone else.

v I wish I had a wish to wish. xP
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: The_Geek on May 28, 2009, 12:47:16 am
^ Granted, but your wish was to edit all the fanfiction of the internet written by illiterate idiots, who make some sort of mess up every other paragraph/sentence/word... without breaks.

V I wish I could eat a doughnut right now...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kagome219 on May 28, 2009, 06:53:15 am
^ Granted, but then your stomach reacts and can't eat anything for the rest of the week.
v I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted... 8D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on May 28, 2009, 09:14:05 am
Granted, but your wish fizzles out

I wish kagome wouldn't try to break the wishing game
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kagome219 on May 28, 2009, 03:15:30 pm
Answer does not make sense. D: ;;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on May 29, 2009, 09:10:40 am
nor does wish, hense why it didn't work
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ChaosBeat on May 29, 2009, 07:41:41 pm
I take it this needs to be started over, sooooo...

I wish it was raining today. : D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on May 30, 2009, 09:49:25 am
granted it floods you drown and DIE.

Wish for some cookies.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kit2kit on May 30, 2009, 01:28:17 pm
Granted but you find ants all over your cookie and its the last one so you dont get another. You could alway go buy one but you have no one mony and when you go to friends they dont have any cookies.

I wish I knew if the coke I'm drinking to old or new....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on May 30, 2009, 02:07:42 pm
^ Granted; it's so old that your esophagus is about to rip itself in half.

V I wish that my crossplay plans for AX will be a huge success.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sugarlat on May 30, 2009, 08:22:20 pm
^ They are but no one recognizes you 8D
V I wish I had my license and could drive my kick ass car anywhere I wanted
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: LtCommanderRichie on May 31, 2009, 06:04:58 pm
Granted, but you get pulled over by an angry cop that gets your car impounded and the fine is so exorbitant that you can't ever hope to pay it.

I wish I could fly.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on May 31, 2009, 06:21:16 pm
Granted, but the gas pressure involved is really painful, and it smells horrid! And every time you take off, the ground catches fire beneath where you were. Also, your wardrobe gets ruined with every flight. I don't think you'll get many frequent flyer miles.

I wish I wasn't working the next two weeks without a day off...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on May 31, 2009, 06:30:03 pm
Granted. You're fired.

I wish that other people liked loud music as much as I do...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on May 31, 2009, 06:32:14 pm
granted. everyone becomes deaf for 3 turns... (haha)

wish: gas prices go back to $0.99 this summer!!! those were the days!  X_X
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: ChaosBeat on June 01, 2009, 08:52:34 am
Granted... Demand increases and supply can't be met and in the process, global warming melts Antarctica and polar bears flood us all.
Thanks for killing everyone with your wish, btw...


I wish I could sing beautifully~ v.v
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on June 01, 2009, 08:59:33 am
granted, but my wish killed everyone, so the last thing you did in your life was hit the highest note. >_<

I unwish my wish in post 2291... I want the polar bears to LIVE!!! waaaaaah! wahhhhhhhh!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on June 01, 2009, 10:41:59 am
Granted but the polar bears will overpopulate the world and we'll end up having more bears than people.

I want some Monster right about now. p:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on June 02, 2009, 08:33:36 am
^ That's not an official wish, so the answer is no.

^ They are but no one recognizes you 8D

I see nothing wrong with this.

V I wish for a dish of fish baked by Trish Gish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on June 02, 2009, 09:03:40 pm
granted, but my wish killed everyone, so the last thing you did in your life was hit the highest note. >_<

I unwish my wish in post 2291... I want the polar bears to LIVE!!! waaaaaah! wahhhhhhhh!
((Tee hee, I feel stupid. You said polar bears and I was like, "Polar like polar charged? Are there Non-polar bears, too?" Can you tell I was doing chemistry homework?))

^Granted, but the fish is staring at you and you just developed a case of fish-phobia.


I wish it was the 11th of June 2009.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on June 02, 2009, 10:07:09 pm
Granted but you don't have pants!!!!!!!

I wish I had a pet fish that I could eat any time
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on June 03, 2009, 06:06:41 am
^Granted, but its poisonous.



I wish I never typoed. :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on June 03, 2009, 06:02:07 pm
^ Granted; stop using a computer.

V I wish for my taco song to work...  :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on June 03, 2009, 08:23:40 pm
Oh it works alright! I will have my revenge on you!

I wish the chillers don't catch up, and leave the next guy in a huge hole too!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on June 04, 2009, 04:26:08 am
Wish granted, but you end up in a hole which connects to the other hole, leaving you in a weird predicament.

I wish my cat could say weird obscenities.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on June 11, 2009, 07:03:44 am
^ Granted, but then you get shipped off to summer school in Russia where you have no contact with her or anyone else.

My best friend is a dude XD

^ Granted, now your cat never shuts up and follows you around the house constantly shouting weird obscenities
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on June 11, 2009, 07:56:12 am
granted nothing happens

I wish that I could have a rap off right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: The_Geek on June 11, 2009, 09:22:03 am
Granted, but you lose and embarrass yourself


I wish I could have all wonderful grades on my report card.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: tofutakeout on June 12, 2009, 08:04:29 pm
granted but you had to give your soul to do so.

I wish I had a blue white dragon as a pet. lol
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on June 12, 2009, 08:35:15 pm
Granted, but it ate you.

I wish I was in a live version of City of Bones as Alec.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on June 14, 2009, 12:37:43 pm
Granted, but I don't know what that is, so it comes out kinda weird

Wish my motocycle would stop breaking down
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on June 15, 2009, 09:04:01 am
granted it just blows up.

Wish the new X-men movie was good.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on June 15, 2009, 09:33:08 pm
Wish granted but it would cost to much to see it.

I wish that I could stop being sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kadaashi on June 15, 2009, 10:49:53 pm
Granted, however you must forever live in a hospital without contact with anyone.


I wish I was taller. :(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on June 16, 2009, 05:04:01 pm
Wish granted but you get too tall to get into any household and you die from an infection on your toe.

I wish that I had unlimited amounts of money.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on June 17, 2009, 05:52:21 am
granted, but you create money from everything you touch, making physical contact with anyone impossible

Wish that my friend could find a job so he can stop living in his car.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on June 17, 2009, 12:04:55 pm
Granted, he now works for MICROSOFT! D:

Wish for what ever it is I desire!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on June 18, 2009, 02:50:04 pm
Granted, you get very angry and desire for certain people to die, they do, you hate yourself for it, and desire to die yourself.

I wish that all of my kumoricon cosplays were finished.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kylite on June 18, 2009, 05:41:03 pm
granted, but their all made out of cardboard and its raining....inside and outside

I wish I had a collar for my cat that allowed her to talk
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on June 18, 2009, 11:36:45 pm
Granted, but she/he wont friggen shut up about useless crap!

I wish my computer was fast so I could play runescape again.

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on June 25, 2009, 03:56:25 am
^ Granted, but you're so terrible at the game that you give up & stick to solitare.

V I wish for a safe flight to and from AX.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 06, 2009, 08:39:55 pm
Granted, but you were re-directed to Witchita Falls due to a thunderstorm. And then you bags went to Cleveland. LeBron James has them now.

I wish I got paid to watch good anime...

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on July 06, 2009, 08:43:19 pm
Granted but I am your boss

I wised I was jaybug's boss
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 06, 2009, 08:45:50 pm
My boss has a shaved head, are you sure you still wish to be my boss? I mean, you can't be any dumber than the bosses I've had here so far. My current boss isn't stupid though. But he is a nuke!

I wish I had more interesting things to talk about...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on July 06, 2009, 08:48:40 pm
^ Granted you are a convicted murder. Happy story telling  ;)

V I wish Kelly (not part of the forum) would responded and help me calm down
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on July 07, 2009, 11:56:18 am
Granted. SHe says "I LOVE WAFFLEZ!!"

Wish for my Vulcan.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 08, 2009, 08:28:16 pm
Granted, but is isn't logical.

I wish Mentally Hilarious had 16" guns.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on July 08, 2009, 09:20:01 pm
granted, but they are no match against 18 inch guns and lose at playing battleship.

I wish for all the supplies I need for cosplays at K-con!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on July 13, 2009, 03:18:40 pm
The supplies you receive are of the lowest quality.

I wish I had more free time.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 13, 2009, 04:28:07 pm
Granted, the warden has allowed you an extra hour in the yard every other day.

I wish I had more energy to get stuff done before I come to work...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on July 14, 2009, 04:03:35 pm
Granted, but you will never sleep again 0.o
Wish i had another mountain dew
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on July 14, 2009, 04:14:41 pm
Granted. No babies for you.


I wish I had a job. D:


Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on July 14, 2009, 04:21:49 pm
Granted but you cant get time off for the con

Wish the new final fantasy game would come out already
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 14, 2009, 06:43:28 pm
It has, it was featured in the last Gay Pride parade!

I wish someone would release episodes 26-50 52? of Kenichi already!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on July 14, 2009, 07:49:42 pm
Granted I also release the hounds

I wish I was playing the WWYD game
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 15, 2009, 08:22:30 pm
Granted, whoops, sorry you got into the Favorite game. My bad. Please play again later.

I wish a porterhouse steak was waiting for me when I get home...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: The_Geek on July 15, 2009, 08:24:00 pm
Granted, but it is burnt through and through and a week old.

I wish my mail orders would come already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 15, 2009, 08:39:07 pm
Granted, sorry they took so long but the people at Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms just really needed to be sure. Boy were they surprised when they found it was only porn. Mebbe those dogs are ya know? Shudders.

Are you having too much fun?

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on July 15, 2009, 10:46:36 pm
GRANTED way to fail :)

I wish I could think of something more witty to say about that epic fail.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: chelseahavoc on July 16, 2009, 07:58:28 am
granted, but now you lose alla ability to move an part of your body, including your tounge.

i wish wigs didnt give me headaches
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Savvy-kins on July 16, 2009, 09:59:36 am
Granted, but now the wigs are moving of their own accord, becoming snakes and attacking random passerby.
...I wish there were yaoi fans around...

And btw...
Quote
It has, it was featured in the last Gay Pride parade
I think that'd be great and controversial.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on July 16, 2009, 01:29:59 pm
ummmm look harder they are everywhere *cough* *cough* Taz *cough* *cough*

I wish that next kumoricon we all will brake out into a giant musical number.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: chelseahavoc on July 16, 2009, 03:42:39 pm
granted but it will be a ahannah montana song with everyone trying to proform the thriller dance and failing horribly!

i wish my cats would stop keeping me up at night
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kylite on July 16, 2009, 05:48:05 pm
Granted but now they puke all over your things on the floor(sadly I know this curse)

I wish work was over
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on July 16, 2009, 07:26:03 pm
^ Granted you are fired

V I wish I could show off all my fav AMVs
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Savvy-kins on July 16, 2009, 07:58:34 pm
Granted, but then your fave AMV's develop a haunted conscience and attempt to cut you up with a spoon.
I wish I was married to Trent Reznor.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: The_Geek on July 16, 2009, 09:36:33 pm
Granted, but you do a Cher and get divorced 45 minutes later.

I wish my computer had a new power module thingie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 16, 2009, 09:48:17 pm
Granted, hope you like the speed of running off 12,500 volt power! Direct feed off the power pole on the street! AWESOME!

I wish fewer people were ignorant...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on July 16, 2009, 09:56:10 pm
Granted *insert pro-democratic joke here*

V I wish my wish will not be made
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on July 16, 2009, 10:17:29 pm
Shenron: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!! *ladies underwear appears on your head, dragon balls scatter*

I wish I had a car that worked, and never ran out of gas, had anti-theft shock fields, and personal voice command recognition, and it only cost me a dollar.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: StarryShay on July 16, 2009, 10:32:14 pm
Granted, but now because of inflamation, a dollar is really the equivelent of one hundred thousand dollars. I hope that made sense. x3)

I wish that my pneumonia would be healed. TwT
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on July 17, 2009, 06:29:21 am
Granted.  First, you have to sleep.

I wish I knew what this red button does...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on July 17, 2009, 07:11:23 am
Granted. but the red button is inevitably destroyed

I wish that everyones wish's had the word i wish in front of them.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on July 17, 2009, 09:08:08 am
Granted. All their wishes read "I wish sabata was dead" these wishes are granted without a flaw.

I wish i didn't feel sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on July 17, 2009, 09:59:42 am
^ Granted you feel a little dead

I wish that I did not just lose the game
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: goatchild on July 17, 2009, 10:20:18 am
Granted, you are now in Soviet Russia and The Game has lost you.

I wish I could move out.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Mentally Hilarious on July 17, 2009, 10:28:19 am
Granted you move in with me! Enjoy hearing all those voices int he middle of the night.

Wish I could meet Anton Yelchin.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on July 17, 2009, 11:18:13 am
if meet for you is "stumble across a rotting corpse" then, granted! ^^

i wish i could teleport
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on July 17, 2009, 12:24:04 pm
granted. but now every time you take a step you get shorter and shorter.

I wish my cell phone was able to send music.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Savvy-kins on July 17, 2009, 09:34:38 pm
[EDIT] Oops. XD
Wish granted, but now your cell phone also sends snippets of your conversations to the Government.
I wish that I could come to the dance tomorrow. =(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on July 17, 2009, 09:48:31 pm
Granted but your legs will fall off just for the time during the dance
i wish i could be able to walk really fast, and run really slow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on July 17, 2009, 09:52:00 pm
Granted, but your analog stick's messed up so you can only run while moving forward.

I wish my inside jokes weren't limited to being inside my head. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on July 17, 2009, 10:03:51 pm
granted, they are in everyones head and everyone knows your thoughts. including where you live. and your credit cards info.

I wish this thread would get the most posts ever.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on July 18, 2009, 01:04:43 am
Granted, it gets so many that it stops counting at 99999.

I wish they would come out with a sega master system classics collection.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Konan-ChanX3 on July 18, 2009, 09:39:27 pm
Granted but it fails cause the OS burns to a crisp every time it gets turned.

I wish I had copic markers.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: nyahaha on July 18, 2009, 09:41:18 pm
Granted, but they are all the same color.

I wish I had AC in my house.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: kit2kit on July 18, 2009, 10:04:40 pm
Granted but Cirno is inside of it and mistakes you for a frog and freezes you.

I wish I could find a light blue pleaded skirt
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on July 18, 2009, 10:07:04 pm
granted, but it is for a miniature poodle...

wish, my mosquito bites would just go away!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on July 18, 2009, 10:09:03 pm
granted. they will go away and come back in 5 minutes cause they missed you.

I wish my mom would stop dilly dallying at places. (spent 6ish hours today just to drop something off)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: nyahaha on July 18, 2009, 10:34:43 pm
granted, now you are the dilly dallyer.

I wish I could sew right now without waking people up.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on July 18, 2009, 11:19:41 pm
granted. now your asleep while sewing. (ouch)
I wish i could watch movies on my zune. 
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on July 19, 2009, 01:52:52 am
Congrats, you now have a ferret.

I wish everyone would watch Warehouse 13 on SyFy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on July 19, 2009, 02:40:33 am
granted. now thats the only thing on tv. and they repeat the worst episodes over and over

I wish i could have meetups with people on the site without my mom coming with me or freaking out.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 19, 2009, 05:03:02 pm
Granted, now gramma and her church ladies show up instead.

I wish my debts were paid off.

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on July 19, 2009, 05:41:30 pm
granted. now your debts are gone and you live a happy life. oh yeah, and the debt collectors are now chasing you for messing with their system.

I wish my sasori costume will be finished soon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 19, 2009, 08:40:15 pm
Granted a bunch of dwarves from Finland come and make off with your cosplay. Hakke Palle!

 I wish I was on permanent vacation

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Savvy-kins on July 21, 2009, 01:11:25 am
Granted, but now some evil force is stalking you on your permanent vacation island, killing off everyone and terrorizing you.
I wish that I had social skills.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 21, 2009, 05:14:21 pm
Granted, but now you never have any time to yourself.

I wish it was just a touch cooler today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on July 21, 2009, 05:23:42 pm
Granted it is cooler .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000012

I wish I never had to shave
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on July 21, 2009, 06:44:38 pm
Granted. you are allowed not to shave.

I wish i could have all the greatest videos saved on my harddrive, but it only filled up 1mb
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on July 21, 2009, 11:13:23 pm
Granted, but a freak thunderstorm hits a power station and sends EMP across the neighborhood, shorting out the computer.

I wish I could have a pencil that never ran out of lead.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on July 21, 2009, 11:22:24 pm
granted. it runs on blood. (HP REFERENCE)

I wish that andrea would watch this damn movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpRlDj-Y1Wc
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Savvy-kins on July 22, 2009, 12:30:00 am
Granted, but now the chipmunk way of life takes its toll on her and she becomes morbidly obsessed with chipmunk singing.
I wish there were Merlin and Arthur would just kiss already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 22, 2009, 09:20:29 pm
Granted, but the @ss kissing of the chancellor of the exchequer is not for the faint of heart.

I wish there weren't so many chores to do...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: CC3 on July 22, 2009, 09:42:03 pm
Granted, but now little kids will steal things from your lawn instead of mowing it!

I wish money would appear in my pockets whenever I wanted to buy something
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on July 22, 2009, 09:51:01 pm
Granted, but there's holes in your pockets!




I wish london bridge wasn't falling down, falling down, falling down. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 22, 2009, 09:54:48 pm
Granted, but now Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.

I wish more people realized the real reasons behind nursery rhymes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on July 23, 2009, 07:36:58 am
Granted, but the secret club of people who knew the reasons before everyone else just put a hit out on you.


I wish it was raining.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: nyahaha on July 23, 2009, 08:29:55 am
granted, but now you have multiple holes in your roof.

I wish I could teleport...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blackstar on July 23, 2009, 12:02:19 pm
^ Granted you can teleport .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 CM in front of you

V I wish the wish below me would have the same wish that I wished.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on July 23, 2009, 01:31:47 pm
Granted. I will reply with I wish. and that is all.

I wish i could teleport to my computer chair, from the intel computer clubhouse. in exactly 4.8 seconds, and be able to teleport back if I wish. and I also wish that you use no loopholes to Ruin my wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: nyahaha on July 23, 2009, 01:37:43 pm
1st wish: granted, but on occation you get lost in teleport-space.
2nd wish: OUT OF ORDER

I wish I could go swimming right now
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 23, 2009, 05:35:38 pm
Granted, you are now swimming in red tape.

I wish Blackstar could fart out his ears.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DemonSpawn on July 23, 2009, 05:37:49 pm
Granted but you just developed a serious need to whisper secrets in his ears.


I wish it was two hours ago.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on July 23, 2009, 05:48:52 pm
That wish was granted at 7:37 pm this evening.

I wish I knew I was going to have fun driving to Minnesota next month

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on July 29, 2009, 03:44:55 am
^ Granted.  The best part of the whole trip will be going through the city of Joe, Montana.  Seriously, there's a town by this name.  It's somewhere in the Eastern part of the state.

V I wish my vision was a perfect 20/20.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on July 29, 2009, 09:19:08 pm
Granted, you can see perfectly, but 20 seconds after you can, you fall on your face, down a hill, and are now completely blind. Nice.

I wish that I was skinny and pretty!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: CC3 on July 29, 2009, 09:48:56 pm
Granted, but now you are so beautiful people won't leave you alone

I wish nail polish wouldn't chip!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Washougal_Otaku on July 30, 2009, 11:54:02 am
^ Granted.  Now it can talk and it tells all the guys around you that you have major gingivitus.

V I wish the wish below me was a crazy wish that could only be plausible in a cartoon.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: nyahaha on July 30, 2009, 09:33:40 pm
granted: but you will dream of this dream forever and never realize it can't happen.

I wish that all the mountains in the world were made of mashed potatoes, while all the lava was gravy, all the trees were brocollie, and all of us people were the little bacon bits, and then when the elves got angry, the mountains would keep all of the gravy inside them, because the potato elves wanted to keep it all to themselves to calm thier anger, and then the sun was made of cheese, and the moon was made of white chocolate. the end
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 03, 2009, 07:53:37 pm
That wish will be granted this November.

I wish I could spend 3 weeks in the library of congress, watching all the licensed anime they have...or is that only printed material? never been that far east
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: leonmasteries on August 03, 2009, 07:56:43 pm
Granted, But you no longer like that stuff in any way.

I wish my life is happy, even if it mean's only living for the next minute, that it is the happiest it could ever be.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on August 05, 2009, 05:50:01 pm
^granted, your life is soooo happy that you go insane and think you are a squirrel

V I wish I could fly!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: leonmasteries on August 05, 2009, 05:54:00 pm
^Granted, you can only fly 1 minute every thousand years, and you used your fling power yesterday.

I wish for a poking stick that doesn't break or harm me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: tofutakeout on August 05, 2009, 05:55:14 pm
granted but it bends really easily so it tends to poke aimlessly.

I wish I Tim Curry was his younger looking self again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Black~Rose on August 05, 2009, 05:57:56 pm
^ granted, you now have a younger version life sized tim currey robot with exact personality traits but no emotion whatsoever

V I wish I was a teen titan!! lol
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 05, 2009, 08:23:39 pm
Granted, now Beast Boy hits on you all the time. It's quite literally puppy love.

I wish we didn't have to drive like maniacs on my vacation.....

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on August 06, 2009, 12:44:49 pm
Granted. You're vacationing in your driveway.

I wish all of my cosplays were finished
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: leonmasteries on August 06, 2009, 03:29:34 pm
granted, but now they are to big for you to wear

I wish that no one could hack into my pc and that viruses don't exist, plus no spy ware.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on August 07, 2009, 12:12:12 am
Granted. viruses are puppies, spyware are kittens, and hacking means hugging. so if you try to wish it away again, you kill all the fun in the world.

I wish I could find a cheap MB for my new computer i'm building that works, and has no defects.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on August 07, 2009, 01:05:24 am
Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish everyone on the forums would come see my show tomorrow!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on August 07, 2009, 01:10:04 am
Granted but We will never leave you alone

I wish the con would get here sooner
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on August 07, 2009, 01:14:41 am
granted. but the con will get a second closer, but then loose a minute of it's duration time.

I wish i could find the right driver for my audio card.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on August 07, 2009, 01:22:03 am
Granted but you dont have the right screw driver to get into your computer

Wish I had something to do
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on August 07, 2009, 01:24:43 am
granted. you now have a cow. you sick sob.
I wish i could stop listening to this band. without loosing all hearing.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: The_Geek on August 07, 2009, 07:26:58 pm
Granted, but then you have to listen to "It's a small world after all" For the rest of your whole entire (NOW)miserable life. MWAHAHAHA~~!!
I wish I could find a good tape of Hannibal Rising at a garage sale.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on August 07, 2009, 08:21:19 pm
Granted. It ends up breaking in half after you accidently sat on it.

I wish I could hang out with my friend. =_=
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Teasel on August 08, 2009, 12:56:57 am
Granted. It ends up breaking in half after you accidently sat on it.

I wish I could hang out with my friend. =_=
Granted! You can hang out with your friend all the time, especially now that you're their pet ferret!

I wish I wish DancingTofu was a fish. XP
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on August 09, 2009, 12:55:19 am
granted. except that tofu is now a fish out of water, and is famous. so tofu gets billions for living.

I wish i could catch up on the lost episodes...........
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on August 27, 2009, 11:16:13 pm
^ Granted. But you become lost on your way to Kumoricon and don't make it in time!! *gasps*

V I wish that the back room would magically clean itself.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 28, 2009, 05:36:57 pm
That isn't magic, that's a gas explosion! I hope you are in the front room. On the phone. Calling the 911.

I wish I had better idea of what to spend my money on. Something more specific than EVERYTHING!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: venightmare on August 28, 2009, 05:44:22 pm
granted, but now all your money goes to a drug dealer and your homeless selling yourself...

i wish i knew why that green cricket wouldn't leave me alone today was thinking...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on August 28, 2009, 09:05:45 pm
They are just that way. And they are called Katydids. I get a couple a year that seem to want to go for rides on my car, to or from work. Sometimes they make the trip, and that's when I find them. Best a wasp has ever done was about a mile. Flies only ride in the car. And then won't fly away when you roll the window down.

I wish we hadn't run over so many living things on our road trip...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on August 31, 2009, 01:23:07 am
granted. you run over everyone else because they are on the street and dead. which FYI, are bad for the shocks. i almost ruined my car running over dead people.

I wish i could find a damn ditto on pokemon. they are so pimp.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on August 31, 2009, 08:57:47 am
Granted, you find nothing but ditto. NOTHING! When you are about to capture your legendary, IT'S REALLY A DITTO!
Ha, you're screwed.

I wish that my kimono would sew itself
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on August 31, 2009, 09:39:09 am
granted. but it can't sew very well

I wish i could get my school ID soon. it works as a bus pass after september 1st. which is tomorrow.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on August 31, 2009, 10:23:33 am
Granted, you get it, but you picture makes you look like an 80 year old woman. You can never be recognized as you.

I wish my cell phone wasn't crap
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on August 31, 2009, 10:24:59 am
granted. you have no phone at all.......except a lava lamp that burns when you put your ear to it. if you yell loud enough, your friend will hear you.

I wish i could go buy something to drink
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on August 31, 2009, 10:29:01 am
Granted. You choke on WHATEVER it is and die. 4 days before kcon, lol

I wish the lava lamp would stop burning my ear
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: xcthulhux on August 31, 2009, 11:16:44 am
granted.
but then it falls and explodes all over you... (that sounded oddly dirty >.>)

I wish for over 9000 wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on August 31, 2009, 11:26:14 am
granted just keep posting

I wish i could beat the pokemon game for the con. even if i keep loosing it
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: xcthulhux on September 01, 2009, 04:49:03 am
granted just keep posting

I wish i could beat the pokemon game for the con. even if i keep loosing it

granted, but it will get stolen on the way to the con.

i wish hardstyle zombie was sitting right next to me eating chips.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HardstyleZombie on September 01, 2009, 04:55:34 am
granted i wish cthulhu was playing guitar hero
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on September 01, 2009, 05:00:27 am
^ Granted, but you loose all your memory for the game

V I wish that my cosplay armor will be nice to me and actually work out
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: xcthulhux on September 01, 2009, 06:36:03 am
granted, but the rest of your clothes go missing 0.o

i wish that the next person would not corrupt this wish
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: HardstyleZombie on September 01, 2009, 11:06:45 am
^ granted but you next wish will be

i wish xcthulhux was a pillow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Edward~xD on September 01, 2009, 07:16:51 pm
^ Granted. But you wake up without a head. -shrug-

v I wish a wig before the con so I don't have to cut my hair and dye it blue. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Yasu Saru on September 01, 2009, 07:21:16 pm
Granted but something valuble will go missing

I wish that the next three days of school are easy(the next 3 days are the first week EEEEWWWW)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on September 02, 2009, 11:06:21 pm
Granted but the rest are a living hell lol
wish the con was here it seems so far away
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Edward~xD on September 03, 2009, 12:40:24 am
Granted! But it turns out that your pre-regisration didn't REALLY go through... Have fun waiting in line! Lol.

I want to get better before the con. Stupid sickness!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on September 03, 2009, 12:43:05 am
granted. but as soon as the con is over you die................
I wish i could find my awesome possum napolion dynomite moon boots
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on September 03, 2009, 12:46:51 am
granted but they are on the moon...
wish there was something good on the radio
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Edward~xD on September 03, 2009, 12:52:17 am
granted. but as soon as the con is over you die................
I wish i could find my awesome possum napolion dynomite moon boots
I'm expecting the plane down there to crash actually.. D:

^ Granted. But Miley is after that and there are no other stations.

v I wish I could make up my mind! ARGH.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on September 04, 2009, 12:02:12 am
granted, here is some mascara, and blush. oh yeah, and a knife to get in there

I wish my cat would stop climbing onto my lap while i'm typing
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: doryishness on September 04, 2009, 12:05:58 am
^ granted. Now he's puking on the floor.


I wish I had some milk.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on September 04, 2009, 12:08:14 am
granted, but it's from an old man who wants to be a woman.
(and my cat is a girl)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Edward~xD on September 04, 2009, 12:32:53 am
^Granted! But you get no wish!

v I wish that I was a ninja turtle. 8D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: doryishness on September 04, 2009, 12:37:56 am
Granted - You already have a ninja turtle, you just can't see it since it's a ninja

I wish somebody would disapper from the face of the earth
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on September 04, 2009, 12:40:41 am
granted it's you, and youare on the moon listening to a cat meow over and ever again until it dies.

I wish i could solve this damn rubix cube. or get some fireworks to blow it up with
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: doryishness on September 04, 2009, 12:44:23 am
granted. But you blow off your own fingers and are never able to solve it.

I wish that nobody could corrupt my next wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: sabata on September 04, 2009, 01:46:30 am
granted. your next wish will be corrupt free. it will now be corrupt 400$
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Edward~xD on September 09, 2009, 05:01:57 pm
Granted. You get no wish.

I wish that that STUPID wig shop was open on Sundays.. Ugh.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: doryishness on September 09, 2009, 10:14:48 pm
granted. But now it's closed every day of the week except on Sundays.


I wish I could lose weight really fast.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on September 10, 2009, 12:32:41 am
^ Granted, but you get it back just as fast

V I wish this stupid cold would go away
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: doryishness on September 10, 2009, 03:39:17 pm
granted. But in it's place comes a fever.

I wish I could just snap my fingers and have a cool steampunk cosplay appear in my size.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 11, 2009, 04:05:52 am
Wish granted but during your time wearing it, the machines on the cosplay start to wind themselves and go crazy.

I wish that I had $2000
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Edward~xD on September 14, 2009, 02:09:07 am
Granted! But It's monopoly monies. Too bad..

I wish my cat would spend more time with me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 14, 2009, 02:37:23 am
Granted. It Claws you everynight while you sleep until its satisfied with the amount of blood loss.

I wish I had a Yamaha R6
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 14, 2009, 02:43:31 am
Granted, but now you don't have money for the insurance or fuel.

I wish 50 people would email me tomorrow looking to buy tickets to my next show.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Edward~xD on September 14, 2009, 03:18:05 am
Granted. But none of them show up. =/

I wish that I could find a decent and cheap apartment.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 14, 2009, 06:38:56 am
Granted, but the flooring is so bad that the first night you stay there it opens up and you fall into the apartment below you.

I wish for these bug bites to disappear.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 14, 2009, 09:07:46 am
Granted, but you discover that when they leave, you lose all your superpowers! D':

I wish I didn't lose all my superpowers :<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 14, 2009, 09:14:07 am
Wish granted, but your powers will come back to you in immense quantities so it's not long till you... EXPLODE!!! 0_0

I wish that I had a good costume idea for K-con 2010.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DancingTofu on September 14, 2009, 09:17:07 am
Granted!  I make a recommendation, but not knowing what you look like, it's a terrible one! D:

I was my budget wasn't so tight right now. :/
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 14, 2009, 09:18:38 am
... you got me there. I can't corrupt something like that.

I wish my brain would function more maturely rather than filled with inappropriate sex talk.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: doryishness on September 14, 2009, 12:01:56 pm
Granted. But you never understand innuendo again.

I wish there was at least another week before school starts.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 14, 2009, 12:21:37 pm
Granted. But you are never allowed to return to school and thus live a life working mediocre dead end jobs.

I wish I was a more bold/charming individual.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 14, 2009, 06:07:36 pm
Granted, but in the end your charisma will not change your relationships in life.

I wish I had a better life living under my mom.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 14, 2009, 06:13:36 pm
Granted. More good things happen in your life than otherwise would have, but you must give your mom a piggy back ride wherever you go.

I wish I owned a convention center specifically designed to host large anime conventions in Oregon (With a huge bath house, a Japanese design, several theaters for viewing rooms, a hotel portion that could hold 20,000, plenty of land to expand if need be, just more of everything that is at cons! Oh, and restaurants that are anime themed. Like a ramen shop, a takoyaki shop, all the sorts of food you see on anime.)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 14, 2009, 06:23:09 pm
Wish granted, but the convention would just be too damn cool, that it'll be overcrowded and extremely costly.

I wish that I could become the character that I cosplay sometimes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 14, 2009, 07:05:58 pm
Granted (this is hard without a specific character)...But, if there is a romance that that character is involved in then someone you strongly dislike becomes said character. Or, you do things differently than that character and so screw up an otherwise awesome plot, possibly even allowing for the villain to win. And, to boot, someone whom you love in real life becomes the villain character. If you are a character like Naruto or Luffy or L, you find their eating habits make it very difficult for you to sleep at night and never quite feel 100% Consequently, eventually, someone discovers your secret (that you are from the real world and they are all just characters) and whatever government exists in said anime kidnaps you and uses you for godawful experiments in an attempt to get to our world. And whats worse, they succeed and use the unique awesomeness of their world to conquer ours and everyone you love suffers a terrible, if not fatal, fate. Thanks a lot, now all of us who knew their secret are dead and we've you to thank!

I with for the phenominal cosmic powers of a genie without the restrictions of being a genie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on September 14, 2009, 09:07:43 pm
granted.....u are stuck in a urinal and not a lamp... (-V-)

i wish i had amazing sewing skills!~  :/
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 14, 2009, 10:46:45 pm
Wish granted, however people are going to come to you for you amazing sewing skills and you're not going to get any sleep or have anytime to eat.

I wish that I could program anime into my brain so I don't have to sit in my chair for hours.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 14, 2009, 11:11:45 pm
Granted, but you don't get to choose what anime you watch and when, so you wind up watching really obscure boring animes most of the time and can't choose not to.

I wish Lucy from Elfen Lied a real life girl and in love with me =D (This one is way to easy to make turn crappy, ha ha)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 15, 2009, 01:03:40 am
(Boy I'm going to make fun of this a LOT) Wish granted, but she becomes too serious for you and you can't decide to break up with her cause in the end, you'll be torn limb from limb so you're stuck.

I wish that I had my own place.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 15, 2009, 08:17:37 am
Granted, you now have an old refrigerator box behind Wal-Mart to call your own.

I wish I was more motivated today...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 15, 2009, 02:00:33 pm
Granted. You are now the Go-to guy at the office. Always working Hard and staying late, often times even sacrifing you weekends and free time.

I wish I had off from school until the 29th.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on September 15, 2009, 04:11:27 pm
Granted, but you end up under house arrest for something you didn't. SUCKER
(It was super cool to meet you at the con. I so thought you were an old guy. lol)

I wish my throat didn't hurt so effing bad.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 15, 2009, 05:32:12 pm
Granted. You step on a rusty nail and suddenly the pain in your throat doesn't occupy your thoughts.

I wish I was immortal.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 15, 2009, 05:46:50 pm
Granted, but now you are a carp. Not even a Magikcarp!

I wish I had more time and money, or less stuff to do...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 15, 2009, 08:50:31 pm
Granted. You are in prison for life for a series of murders you did not commit. Now you have nothing to do but wait for the sweet release of death.

I wish my acne laden face was not acne laden.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: chelseahavoc on September 15, 2009, 10:18:05 pm
granted but now all your acne has taken over your backside

i wish i had more sailor moon stuff
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 15, 2009, 10:30:44 pm
Granted, but all of your possessions are Sailor Moon stuff. No computer or cell phone. Just posters and cosplay and wigs and manga and anime, dolls and key chains. Everyone thinks you're weird and obsessed (but then, who doesn't think that of us anime geeks ;) lol). Buying Sailor Moon stuff becomes and addiction and you are never able to save up and move out of your parents house because every dime you make goes to buying Sailor Moon stuff.

I wish I had a body pillow to put in the pillowcase I bought at the con.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 16, 2009, 02:23:28 am
Wish granted, but one night during some sleeping, the body pillow begins to thump around and start...moaning.

I wish that I would be able to fix up my computer easier.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 16, 2009, 02:31:31 pm
^ My body pillow moaning? That seems...possibly...unfortunate, but doesn't ruin it for me. I think I'd be excited to have a pillow as unique as that! ha ha. As for your computer...

Granted! You are now a computer wiz able to fix any electronics with ease. Unfortunately everyone starts coming to you with their computer problems, and you are obligated with such a good gift to share it with the world. Now you spend all of your time fixing other people's computers and never get to enjoy your own computer despite the fact it runs fantastically now!

I wish I had a fully functional mecha that I could pilot.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 16, 2009, 08:57:40 pm
^ Lol of course it wouldn't ruin it for you. My bad. xD

Wish granted, it's amazing and quite popular. So popular that all your friends are wanting to try it out. In the end, you can't really enjoy your mecha cause you have all these people chasing after you for a turn.

I wish that it would rain more.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 16, 2009, 09:38:45 pm
^ I wish that same thing! Granted! It rains non-stop and floods everywhere and all the puppies die.

I wish that a virus that turns people into zombies would break out and kill off 99% of the population, even if I am among the 99% who violently succumb to the infection.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 16, 2009, 11:20:36 pm
Wish granted, zombies are everywhere and it turns out that you're not one of the infected and you get to witness all your loved ones munching on each other and ready to come and get you.

I wish that I was a cannibal so I can eat boys like Meagan Fox in Jennifer's Body. xD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 17, 2009, 02:15:15 am
Granted. Unfortunately before you get to eat Meagan Fox in Jennifer's body (I don't get the reference {?}) you go on a camping trip and circumstances lead you to eat your parents. And whats worse, they weren't very tasty!

I wish I could go to a con in California.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on September 17, 2009, 12:33:29 pm
Granted, it's one of the super tiny ones that are super unorganized.  Phail.

I wish I wasn't sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 17, 2009, 01:59:46 pm
Granted. You never make or laugh at another mildly dirty joke again, and as a result those around you start thinking you have no sense of humor at all.

I wish I could forever function at 100% without sleep
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on September 17, 2009, 03:17:06 pm
Granted, you're a vampire, and you crave BLOOD.

I wish that I could eat all I wanted and wouldn't get fat
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 17, 2009, 03:34:13 pm
Granted! You have an insatiable appetite. You are constantly starving no matter how much you eat, but continue to get thinner and thinner, finding yourself malnurished no matter how many calories you take in in a day. Like the movie Thinner, if you've ever seen that.

I would I could understand, speak, and read all existing languages.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 17, 2009, 05:46:19 pm
Quote
Granted. Unfortunately before you get to eat Meagan Fox in Jennifer's body (I don't get the reference {?}) you go on a camping trip and circumstances lead you to eat your parents. And whats worse, they weren't very tasty!

(If you want to find out, here's the link (http://www.jennifersbody.com/))

Wish granted, but in time you'll never can call one language your own and you'll just start mumbling random obscenities in different languages to jumbled for anybody to translate.

I wish that I could visit Japan in my spare time without all the pains of taking planes.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 17, 2009, 06:21:13 pm
Granted, but when you get there you are kidnapped and sold off into the human slave trade never to be seen again.

I wish I could time travel
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: SirenMarina on September 17, 2009, 10:47:50 pm
Granted but you accidently push your mother over a cliff and making you seece to exist

I wish I was married to Kyouya
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 17, 2009, 11:18:37 pm
Granted, but Kyouya isn't a very nice partner and you end up having massive fights to the point there you both die from furious fights to the death.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 17, 2009, 11:19:06 pm
And I wish that I could be Julia Child so I can cook good food. P:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Roddy Manic on September 17, 2009, 11:24:46 pm
Granted but you become Julia's Child, a stupid fanboy who gets bloody noises all the time and because of this gets jokes about them at every con he goes to.

I wish I had a pet fish that would never die.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 17, 2009, 11:30:38 pm
(^lol at that)

Wish granted, but he talks as well and he annoys you so much that at times you wish that he could die, but can't so you're in a predicament.

I wish that I had cooking experiences.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: SirenMarina on September 17, 2009, 11:50:26 pm
Granted but your experiances are of nothing but cooking Natto and you are run out of town with nothing to eat but your own disgusting Natto dishes

I wish I was a Vampire
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 18, 2009, 12:05:01 am
Granted.  As we speak Blade (wesley Snipes) is hunting you down.

I wish I had 500K to spend on a car.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Roddy Manic on September 18, 2009, 12:20:23 am
Granted, but car prices just sky rocketed and you can't find any drivable one for less then 750k.

I wish my phone had a free texting plan.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 18, 2009, 12:41:31 am
Granted, but it looks a lot like an antique typewriter, it even has ribbon!

I wish I wasn't working until 3am tonight...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KogaRyu on September 18, 2009, 01:14:17 am
!!! Work til 3am !!!  Hella Bad Trip!

GRANTED! But ya gotta wake up at 5:30am

I wish I didn't need to drive for 2hours on sunday.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 18, 2009, 01:15:56 am
Granted! But you drive for 1 hour and 59 minutes and get a flat tire and then have to wait on the side of the road for a tow truck, but it takes until Monday for it to reach you.

I wish I was able to play the piano as well as Billy Joel
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on September 18, 2009, 04:07:39 am
Granted, but your fingers will fall off in the following three years

V I wish that things were how they used to be...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 18, 2009, 10:38:36 am
Granted. You are stuck in a repeating world, like in Zegapain, which simply resets itself every year so, without knowing it, you relive the same year over and over while the real world gets destroyed.

I wish I had finished watching that series.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Roddy Manic on September 18, 2009, 08:34:22 pm
Granted. but a week later you get a bill of 1k for ever minute you watched.

I wish my mind could hold more info.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 18, 2009, 11:38:17 pm
Granted. Like Index on the anime "A Certain Magical Index" you are incapable of forgetting anything you see. Every tree you walk by, for example, you memorize how many leafs it has and rather than being stored in your short term memory it gets committed to your long term memory and as a result your memory has to be erased once a year so you are forced annually to forget everything you know and everyone you love.

I wish for this girl I like to be happy! (actually, there isn't really one, so I'll just apply said wish to some girl that I probably could like).
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Kimiski on September 19, 2009, 02:33:33 pm
^ Granted. But then your own happiness will be received in the form of a human type looking doll that you mysteriously get off of some weird internet site.

V I wish college text books didn't cost so freaking much.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 19, 2009, 08:32:35 pm
Granted...They are assembled, now, in third world countries in sweat shops. Unfortunately, by supporting this karma catches up to you one day when you have a child and they are kidnapped and made to work in such a shop. They are worked to death before authorities find your lost child and let you know that he/she died so that you could have cheaper books.

I wish I knew how to make a rice ball.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: nyahaha on September 20, 2009, 06:42:38 pm
granted, Rice just went extinct.

I wish I wasn't sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 20, 2009, 07:21:34 pm
Granted! Your illness killed you.

I wish I had more wishes! (There's always one ;)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 21, 2009, 04:46:31 pm
Granted, but now they will only be granted by dead fish found at high tide on the shores of Nunipoor.

I wish my tennis elbow would go stop with the zingers...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on September 23, 2009, 04:16:39 pm
Granted (I'm not sure what that means, so I can't really make it weird...)

I wish I had spicy nachos right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 23, 2009, 05:04:10 pm
Granted! But that sounds so good that I wind up there to eat them and I eat more than half of them...And you get in trouble with your parents, because really, "what the heck is some random 24 year old dude doing over at our house!?"
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 23, 2009, 07:24:25 pm
GRanted, some 24 year old dude shows up at your door, looking for "dessert"!  :o

I wish I was a filmmaker...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 23, 2009, 09:25:38 pm
Granted! But every film you make flops and no one ever winds up appreciating your genius.

I wish I could be in one of your movies that flops.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 23, 2009, 09:32:26 pm
Good luck. I hope you're good at cosplay, because that's one area we need to keep costs down.

I wish I didn't have so many things I wish I was doing....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 23, 2009, 09:33:33 pm
Granted! You're only allowed to wish for other people to be doing things!

I wish I wasn't so lazy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Winfred on September 23, 2009, 09:39:12 pm
Granted! Now you'll never get to sleep again.

I wish I was all finished moving into my new room.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 23, 2009, 09:45:23 pm
Granted! But in a week you will have to move again!

I wish I could do a multi shadow clone jiutsu
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on September 24, 2009, 11:52:58 am
Granted, but it turned out to be an epic fail moment... :( so you never do it again...

Wish I had another birthday cake today! We ate the whole darn thing last night~ :3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: chelseahavoc on September 24, 2009, 02:23:30 pm
^ granted but its made out of spenich, brocoli and colorflower thatw as all carmalized in suger

i wish it was my brithday already...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 24, 2009, 03:57:29 pm
Granted! But its your 50th birthday.

I wish I could have a delicious turkey dinner tonight with mashed potatoes and stuffing and everything
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 24, 2009, 05:23:47 pm
GReat, the electric chair should be all warmed up by the time you finish eating.

I wish I never go to prison...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 24, 2009, 11:30:45 pm
Wish Granted, instead for your evil deeds to come, they take you to an insane asylum where you get to meet some lovely people there.

I wish I knew the things that make me a "bad friend".
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 12:53:18 am
I didn't know you were a "bad friend." Good to know, I'll be sure to not go further than acquaintanceship with you :p lol. GRANTED! You know what makes you a "bad friend" but you can't do anything about it. Quite the contrary. You try to fix whatever it is makes you such, and wind up making yourself an even worse friend.

I wish I had a bowl of Oreos! I'm in the mood!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 12:59:50 am
Wish granted, but the Oreos are intended to be for eating alongside milk instead of being used as cereal and they fall into a big pile of mush to spite you!

I wish I can spite people with my mighty fists of DOOOOMMM!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 01:04:22 am
Granted! But right when you get the power a law is passed prohibiting the spiting people with mighty fists of DOOOOMMM!!! And they have very effective countermeasures.

I wish that I could make any physical matter I want appear before me. (ie I think to myself "I want a chocolate shake" and BAM, there is a chocolate shake before me meeting my every expectation).
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 01:18:04 am
Granted, but the catch is you can't wish for the sake of your own satisfaction. Things will only appear before you if they are the wishes of someone else.

I wish that I had the ability to determine the hidden feelings of other people.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 01:24:14 am
Granted, but as it turns out nobody likes you and it makes you feel really bad to learn that that's their true feels. (Ooo, I kinda feel bad for corrupting that one like that, lol. I didn't mean it!!! :p   )

I wish that I had my own theme music that was desirable to my taste.

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 01:31:07 am
(It's okay, I'm tougher than I look. :) )
Wish granted, but every time the theme music comes up, it's hella loud an unbearable for people to hear.

I wish that I could manipulate blood. 0_0
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 01:36:54 am
Blood bending? Granted! But by the time you're able to perfect it you're too old for it to be of much use to you.

I wish I could use alchemy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 01:42:43 am
Granted, but alchemy has flaws and in the end you blow yourself up.

I wish that we all lived in a Final Fantasy realm.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 01:48:27 am
Granted...but we wind up using chocobos as food and screw up the ecosystem.

I wish it was proven that all religions are wrong, and that the masses actually accepted that as fact.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 01:53:04 am
Wish Granted, but calamity will strike when former believers see it as a conspiracy and attack the first person that disagrees with their former religion.

Wishes what chocobo taste like now that you mention it.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 02:02:13 am
Wishes what chocobo tastes like? Ummm...Granted! It winds up tasting like chicken, and even better! It doesn't have as much fat!

I wish that I was better at making AMV's
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 02:05:43 am
Wish granted, you are so good that people want you to make them AMV's that you disagree to and you resent every minute you work on the AMV.

I wish that I could know what human taste like without reverting myself to a cannibal.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 02:09:26 am
Granted. You're now a dog and your master, a serial killer, feeds you his victims.

I wish my life were more like that of the main guy in a harem anime.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 02:13:35 am
Wish Granted, but at the end of the anime, you die from suffocation by all the girls in your anime.

I wish I was in an anime.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 02:16:46 am
Granted, but its Desert Punk, and you never even get to meet any of the main characters, just live in the world!

I wish I had a similar persona to Desert Punk
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 02:20:50 am
Granted, but you will be unliked by big-boobed women and stalked by little kids.

Wishes that I really didn't have any Brittney Spears on my iPod.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 09:14:37 am
Granted, now you only have N'SYNC

 (I didn't want the big boobed women anyway, lol, Kazuna was even cuter the purple hair :p )

I wish I didn't have to stay late at work today

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on September 25, 2009, 10:05:20 am
Granted, but you will stay late at work everyday for the next 6 years. Even on days you do not work. O_o

Wish my voice gets better soon from screaming @ Karaoke last night~ Oh boy, That. was. awesome. ^_^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 01:00:50 pm
Wish granted, but slowly your voice changes from that of a woman to that of a man and you will be laughed for the deepness and manliness of your voice.

I wish that my body didn't need sleep to function.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on September 25, 2009, 03:29:58 pm
Granted but you need oil to keep your body moving sence it is not robotic
Wish my homework would take care of itself
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 04:39:22 pm
Granted, but your homework will give you all the wrong answers and you'll get into trouble with what's said on your papers.

I wish that I can just eat and eat without having to worry about gaining weight.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 05:22:16 pm
Granted! But you go overboard and, while never gaining weight, you get a stomach ache. Also, you forget to brush your teeth a lot and while physically you become crazy attractive, your bad breath and rotten teeth disgust others.

I wish I were a voice actor in anime.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: chelseahavoc on September 25, 2009, 05:24:45 pm
granted but your the voice acter for all the dogs and cats that never do a thing but bark or meow or growl or hiss

i wish i never had the hiccups
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 05:25:23 pm
Granted...but instead you have bad gas.

I wish I was a landlord.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 25, 2009, 06:44:27 pm
Granted, but with all these people hoping to get an apartment or something, you have no choice but making them hate you.

I wish I didn't have aches. Dx
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 25, 2009, 06:51:25 pm
Granted. But now you have to take a big pill every day.

I wish I lived alone on a mountain.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Roddy Manic on September 26, 2009, 09:43:14 am
Granted, you are all alone, just you on the top of a mountain, no way to leave, no way for anything to get in. no plant life, no nothing... until you die of dehydration.

I wish I was sexy.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on September 26, 2009, 12:31:14 pm
Granted, you become a sexy gorilla and live in a circus. Your routine is dancing to the "I'm too sexy" song~

I wish I have an idea of what to cosplay for sakuracon and k-con. ~
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 26, 2009, 05:31:40 pm
Granted. You can go as a side character in One Piece, but no one winds up recognizing you because none of your friends cosplay the main characters from it.

I wish there was a major anime con in Eugene
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 27, 2009, 02:59:16 am
Wish Granted, but the con is going to be located in a horrible hotel that's worse than the Hilton and you will NOT have a good time.

I wish that Kumoricon would be right around the corner.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on September 27, 2009, 11:00:54 am
wish granted, but then you have to move to forks, WA, where twilight fans will eat you

I wish fighting Sephiroth in KH2 would be easier
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blizzara Dragon on September 27, 2009, 01:20:51 pm
Granted, but in exchange Xemnas can kill you in one hit and it takes 7 weeks of playing to finish the boss fight.

I wish I had a muffin ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 27, 2009, 04:43:57 pm
Granted! But someone spit on it.

I wish wishes could actually be granted by being the first one to see a shooting start.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blizzara Dragon on September 27, 2009, 05:10:33 pm
Granted, but the shooting star crashes through your house and puts you in a vegetable state

I wish I could get my Kefka cosplay done
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 27, 2009, 07:22:49 pm
Granted, but somehow it got mistaken for a Kafka cosplay, and so it metamorphed into a big freakin' bug.

Note: there was a big anime convention in Eugene. It was called Kumoricon. It was located in a horrible hotel, and moved to Portland the very next year.

I wish I could eat what I want...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blizzara Dragon on September 27, 2009, 07:58:02 pm
Granted, but the food gives you food poisoning and causes you to be bed ridden for 47.294 years

I wish that money rained down from the sky
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 27, 2009, 09:32:42 pm
Granted, but with that much money its all pretty much worthless.

I wish I naturally smelled like pears.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 27, 2009, 09:48:26 pm
Wish granted, eventually pears rot though and in time the smell will start to worsen and people will keep their distance from you.

I wish that I had something that can automatically relieve headaches.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blizzara Dragon on September 27, 2009, 10:09:21 pm
Granted, but AIDS is one of the side effects.

I wish that fabric was free to all cosplayers.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 27, 2009, 10:11:53 pm
Granted, when cosplayers hear about the free fabric, they all come rushing in and find whatever they need. In the end, there are no fabric for the starving shirtless families for the mom's to make into T-shirts.

I wish that I could be elsewhere.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 27, 2009, 10:24:33 pm
Granted, but you are arrested at the border, and are sent to a gulag to do some serious hard time.

I wish I had this week off.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 27, 2009, 10:26:30 pm
Granted, the week disappears which leads to the end of the world smacking you in the face.

I wish that I had a friend with me right now. :<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 27, 2009, 10:29:24 pm
Granted, now you have agents Simington and Morrissey from the IRS, your friends from the government there to help you.

I wish I had a better plan of action for tomorrow...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 27, 2009, 10:50:19 pm
Granted, the plan of action comes to you, gets you out of bed and running through a wickedly forest in which you never return.

I wish that I had another hot dog. P:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 27, 2009, 10:51:44 pm
^ Granted...but there are no condiments left!

I wish I could know how to use anything just by touching it (ie piano, tank, rocket ship)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 27, 2009, 11:02:29 pm
Granted, but when you play something, it's always off tune so it comes out really bad no matter how well you as the player plays.

I wish that it rained food. P:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 27, 2009, 11:15:46 pm
Granted, but a coconut hits you in the head and it hurts REALLY bad!

I wish I had a bag of sour gummy worms
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 27, 2009, 11:17:54 pm
Granted, but they're so blandly sour that there are no effects at all.

I wish my room could clean up all by itself.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 27, 2009, 11:18:51 pm
Granted...but you don't know where it put anything!

I wish I lived in a mansion.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 27, 2009, 11:21:20 pm
Granted, but it's horribly haunted.

I wish that I lived in a nice apartment either in Japan or Seattle.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 28, 2009, 12:14:56 am
Granted, but too many people ask to stay at your place for Sakura-Con but you can't bring yourself to say no, and then you don't get enough sleep to thoroughly enjoy your time at the con.

I wish there were more cons in the north west
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blizzara Dragon on September 28, 2009, 04:48:41 pm
Granted, but the northwest gets teleported to an alternate dimension and leaves everyone who lived there stranded in the middle of the ocean.

I wish that my pizza would hurry up and arrive
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Vassa on September 28, 2009, 04:50:41 pm
Granted, but it arrived in the Pizza Boy's belly.

I wish I knew how to speak russian again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on September 28, 2009, 04:58:47 pm
Wish granted, but whenever you speak russian, You shoot yourself in the head and yell, "PERSONA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I wish High school musical was manly.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 28, 2009, 05:40:08 pm
Granted, it is now performed by the Village People.

I wish I could remember puns, instead of having to create them on the spot...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blizzara Dragon on September 28, 2009, 06:40:23 pm
Granted, but they take up so much space in your brain that you forget your name, birthday, and your entire childhood.

I wish Scrubs was on right now...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 28, 2009, 07:36:08 pm
Wish Granted, it's on a channel that you'll never be able to find.

I wish that my eye would stop being irritated.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Vassa on September 28, 2009, 08:03:23 pm
Granted, but you had to remove the eye to stop the irritation.

I wish I lived closer to civilization.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 28, 2009, 08:08:31 pm
Granted, but civilization isn't so fond of you and they keep you stuck in whatever residence you live in.

I wish that my head was completely dyed pink.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 28, 2009, 08:39:59 pm
Granted, oops, didn't quite take. Only your eyes got completely deep pink. I mean they glow pink!  :o People aren't just afraid of catching your super pink eye, they are scared to death they are going to die of radiation poisoning.

I wish I had a dessert to eat now...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Vassa on September 28, 2009, 09:12:18 pm
Granted, but a miscalculation landed you in the Sahara desert. Bon appetite!

I wish the hair on my head would grow a little faster.

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 28, 2009, 09:18:44 pm
Granted, but the next thing you know the growing won't stop and you end up like princess Rapunzel. At least you have charming men climbing up your hair.

I wish that I can be with friends right now that love me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 28, 2009, 09:43:22 pm
Granted! But they don't like each other and arguments and uncomfortable silences are all that occur.

I wish I had a Death Note.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 28, 2009, 10:11:08 pm
Granted, you get one, but it refuses to kill people when you right their name.

I wish that I had a hot butler to obey my every whim. :3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 28, 2009, 10:23:51 pm
Sorry, I'm busy! just kidding. Wish granted, now call the fire department to put him out!

I wish I knew how to download bit torrents...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 28, 2009, 10:46:45 pm
Wish granted but this genie here doesn't know herself. ^_^;;;;

I wish that I can understand the Japanese language to the point of it being fluent.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Vassa on September 29, 2009, 07:32:50 pm
Granted, but you end up building an accent so thick no one understands you :(

I wish I got my phone already! >.<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 29, 2009, 07:39:35 pm
Granted! But no one ever calls you or answers your calls or texts

I wish more youths listened to the same music I do.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 29, 2009, 07:56:21 pm
Granted but youths will become violent and the elderly would have to kill them

I wish that the day would be over with.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on September 29, 2009, 08:16:18 pm
Granted, but what are you doing up at this hour reading that your wish for the day to end has been granted huh? Turn out those lights!


I wish it was more popular to get along than what we have now....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 29, 2009, 10:32:17 pm
^ Granted, society is peaceful. Unfortunately, in order to have peace we can't have any sorts of struggles, so in order to have enough food to go around the population has to be kept at a certain number, and it becomes like that messed up town in Gurren Laggen wherein theres a lottery, and whoever loses is killed.

I wish healthy things tasted good and unhealthy things tasted bad.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 29, 2009, 11:08:11 pm
Granted, but the healthy food will produce a chemical that when you eat it, it'll make you fat.

I wish that Black Butler didn't have to end and have me in tears. ;_;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 29, 2009, 11:25:13 pm
Granted, but it becomes very episodic and boring.

I wish the internet had more like a virtual reality theme to it, so the people I meet here I could actually meet and talk with.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 29, 2009, 11:50:37 pm
Granted, but it turns out that they're not as attractive as they are in real life.

I wish that I had a teleportation device that can take me anywhere that I want.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 29, 2009, 11:55:10 pm
Granted...but someone else can have one and can teleport you wherever they want too.

I wish I had a nickle for every time I spent a nickle
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Vassa on September 30, 2009, 05:43:33 pm
Granted, unfortunately, paper money is the only world wide currency now.

And since we're on money subjects!
I wish the alienware laptop I wanted costed less.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 30, 2009, 05:55:29 pm
Granted! But after you buy it you drop it in a puddle.

I've often wondered what life would be like if it were more like a video game...I wish..that thing I said!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Vassa on September 30, 2009, 06:33:27 pm
Granted, but you aren't a main character and end up with a plain, somewhat unattractive character design.
(That would be awesome though!)

I wish the anime diet was real. Eat whatever you want and still be in tip top shape!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 30, 2009, 06:58:27 pm
Granted! Unfortunately you wind up looking so much like an anime character that doujins are made about you without your consent and without you making money off them them, and you cant go to an anime con without being recognized as such.

I wish it was easier to fall asleep at any part of the day provided I actually wanted to.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 30, 2009, 10:14:54 pm
Wish granted, every time that you try to fall asleep at a certain time, a rabbit with a hammer comes out of nowhere and whacks you on the head.

I wish that I didn't have a headache.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 30, 2009, 10:52:03 pm
Granted! A rabbit with a hammer came and knocked you out. Now you're asleep!

I wish I could freeze time.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 30, 2009, 11:00:01 pm
Granted, but you'd have to thaw it out to get it going again.

I wish that I could be able to drink blood and not get sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 30, 2009, 11:01:58 pm
Granted. But that's now the only thing that can satiate your hunger.

I wish I was a vampire...And not a glitterpire like on Twilight...one more suited to the typical sense of the word.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on September 30, 2009, 11:38:01 pm
Wish granted, you are an evolved vampire that is feared by many and hunted by few. (Wait that's not corrupt, damn!)

I wish I can corrupt wishes easier.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on September 30, 2009, 11:50:34 pm
Granted...but then you corrupt my wish to be a vampire, forever ruining any chance of becoming a vampire yourself.

I wish someone would create the game The World as played by the characters in Dot Hack...and that I could afford said game.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Blizzara Dragon on October 01, 2009, 03:23:16 pm
Granted, but the developers spent a total of $2.99 on the project so the game ends up being rated as the worst game of all time.

I wish that it was cold enough here to warrent wearing my Squall costume in public without dying of heat stroke ^^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 01, 2009, 07:19:39 pm
Wish granted, it gets so cold that you will freeze to death just walking out of your house.

WWYDI no winter came to Portland and it was all just hot summer?
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 01, 2009, 07:35:43 pm
^ Stay in Eugene...but itsn't this "corrupt a wish" So umm, granted, its summer...this wish needs no ruining, because summer sucks.

I wish Willy Wonka's factory was real.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 01, 2009, 08:55:08 pm
Your wsih comes true, but all of a sudden the factory is bombed by magical talking tofu
wishes he had a domo-kun plushie
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 01, 2009, 09:00:14 pm
^ (What the hell was I doing????  >_<)

Granted, but the domo plushie comes alive and eats you.

I wish that I didn't make a fool of myself by mistaking the WWYD game for the Corrupt a Wish game.  DX
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 01, 2009, 09:07:11 pm
Granted!! But you mistake Mousey's Murder Mystery for "Say something about the person above you" Even more embarrassing

I wish I was asleep
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 01, 2009, 09:11:21 pm
Granted, you fall asleep, but never wake up.

I wish that I had a job.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 01, 2009, 09:33:06 pm
Granted. You're a prostitute strung out on drugs. I guess I don't really need to add the drugs, the first part is corruption enough as is. But I'll leave the drugs for good measure :p

I wish I could control people's minds.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 01, 2009, 09:36:25 pm
Granted, but you leave yourself open for people to control your mind.

I wish that I could be immortal.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 01, 2009, 10:36:40 pm
Granted. But I become immortal too, and follow you, and despite my severe awesomeness online I'm actually annoying in person, repeating jokes of similar natures, which after a hundred years or so becomes really bland and predictable. Also, you eventually fall into a hole and can't get out and are stuck there for many many years trying to dig your way out.

I wish I had steak right now!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 01, 2009, 10:47:19 pm
Wish granted, a big fat cow falls on you. There's you steak!

I wish for no wishes. :3
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 01, 2009, 11:21:59 pm
Granted! But I can't grant that wish in accordance with it, so now you have wishes! :33 ha ha! I don't even know if that makes sense!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 01, 2009, 11:22:16 pm
And I wish for mashed potatoes to go with my cow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 01, 2009, 11:30:36 pm
Granted, you get raw potatoes thrown at you as well.

I wish that I could know Issac and Miria (Baccano!) In real life. :3

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 01, 2009, 11:32:35 pm
Granted...but, as they left they said something about not liking you. That stood out.

I wish I had every video game system and every video game known to man, and had time to play them!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 02, 2009, 12:11:08 am
Wish granted, but the game system will eventually melt your brain and you are left a vegetable.

I wish that I had a Red Bull.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 02, 2009, 12:23:07 am
Granted! But his color pisses himself off so he chases himself around your house, destroying the place!

I wish I had a giraffe, and room to keep him!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 02, 2009, 12:37:42 am
Wish granted, but the only way he can survive is for you to jerk off his tail. xD

I wish I was the Burger Bitch! xD
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 02, 2009, 12:47:30 am
^ Wow, that was an interesting corruption, ha ha!

Granted! Oh wait, you wind up having a pickle! So you're really more of a cross dressing burger bastard :p

I wish my ipod worked
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Vassa on October 02, 2009, 07:40:39 pm
Granted! Luckily, the guy who stole it from you while watching you sleep happened to be a whiz at fixing things.

I wish my parents invited me to have dinner with them. :<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on October 02, 2009, 08:32:56 pm
Granted, you are assigned all cooking duties.

i wish for a piece of Fererro. :D yum.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 02, 2009, 11:02:07 pm
Granted, but in the end it poisonous so you die.

I wish that I had 8 handcuffs.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 02, 2009, 11:15:02 pm
Granted! Now turn around...yeah, you can try and use them on that ENORMOUS SPIDER BEHIND YOU!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: nyahaha on October 03, 2009, 12:10:06 am
I wish gummy bears and chickens weren't scary...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 03, 2009, 12:38:07 am
Granted, you aren't afraid of them at all. They are cute, cuddly, and edible! Unfortunately, your lack of finding them scary is your downfall, as they are vicious magical creatures! (both the gummies and the chickens). And they use you to make their gummy berry juice!

I wish I had gummy berry juice!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 03, 2009, 03:10:34 pm
wish granted... but suddenly, as your drinking it, it turns into french lingerine and you choke to death!
I wish this wish could not be corrupted
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 04, 2009, 12:24:45 am
Granted, it is not corrupted but seen with a different answer than what you think. :B

I wish that I have money. :'(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on October 04, 2009, 04:23:38 pm
Granted, you become possessive of every cent, and refuse to spend any of it.

I wish I wasn't so mad at people I cared about...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 04, 2009, 05:55:20 pm
Granted! Now you don't care about anyone, and everyone reciprocates said sentiment.

I wish I was like Dr. House
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on October 04, 2009, 06:34:25 pm
Granted, but you are an 80 year-old Dr. House. Imagine him @ 80. :3

Wish I could run to the store and buy meh some apples. APPLES!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 04, 2009, 07:18:03 pm
Granted! But, as you walk there you think about how delicious they would be in caramel, and start craving such and decide to buy the caramel as well, but then (CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! The have caramel, go down one line. They do not, go down two lines!)

...you get the caramel and eat it with your apples and gain a grotesque amount of weight (eating caramel apples becomes a favorite treat of yours and so you start eating it waaaay too often)

...They are out of caramel and your appetite is never satiated.

I wish my lasagna was done already
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 04, 2009, 07:22:05 pm
Wish granted, but garfield eats it all and throws it up int oyour mouth.
i wish this wish would not be granted
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 04, 2009, 07:33:16 pm
^ (Its like I'm kissing Garfield and eating dinner...AT THE SAME TIME!!! =D ha ha!)

Granted...see, instead of it not being granted, it was! Corruption Complete!

I wish my sisters dog would stop trying to get my attention
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 04, 2009, 09:42:12 pm
Granted, the dog actually stops trying and gets you attention by starting to talk and pointing a gun at you telling you to give it all the biscuits that it wants or else it'll shoot you.

I wish my legs didn't feel so weak from the concert. >.<
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on October 05, 2009, 06:58:51 pm
Granted, your heart is weakened instead. tha-dump, da-dump. tha-dump, da-dump tha-dump, da-dump-------------------  :o

Wish I didn't have to sleep, so I can accomplish more things.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 05, 2009, 07:10:03 pm
Wish granted, you're sleep deprived for 48 days and then you'll die.

I wish that my fingers weren't so cramped.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 05, 2009, 08:02:19 pm
Granted, but now your ear lobes ache like hell. Whatever you do, don't wiggle them, they may fall off.

I wish I was eating a Muno's bakery maple bar right now!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 05, 2009, 09:35:43 pm
Wish granted, but when you take the first bite, you find out that it's rotten.


I wish that I had more banana smoothie to drink.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 05, 2009, 10:23:05 pm
GRanted, but at the last sip, you find a monkey turd.


I wish I could skip this week...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 05, 2009, 10:31:38 pm
Granted, you go through a glitch in space that causes you to skip the week, but doing so causes the world's data to collapse, thus the world collaspses with it along with you.

I wish that I know what song I'm listening to.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on October 06, 2009, 11:16:59 am
granted, your mind can now only think of song names.
Every time you hear someone say something that was ever in a song, you now know that song's name.

I wish I was well.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 06, 2009, 03:11:06 pm
Granted. You are now Well, the name (I decided) for the well in King's Quest 1.

I wish my room was clean.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 06, 2009, 05:36:00 pm
Granted, it's so clean that there's absolutely nothing in your room.

I wish that I could have more smoothies. P:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 06, 2009, 05:47:05 pm
^Wish granted! One day, though, you get so many smoothies tou explode!!!!! Then you come back to life, but the street that you're has a truck in it, and you get hit by it!!! But you survive! And while in the hospital, a man asks you for an autograph and you have a heart attack and die!!!!

I wish i was I was brave enought to play the Silent Hill games
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 06, 2009, 06:09:48 pm
Wish Granted, you are so brave that you actually are in the game fighting with your bravery.
(P.S. It's best to play with friends. I was afraid of it for a while until me and my friends played it together and we just laughed. :3)


I wish that I could play video games now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 06, 2009, 09:30:30 pm
Granted! But all you can play is Atari games. Forever!!

I wish I owned every video game and every video game system...and every accessory!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 06, 2009, 10:07:08 pm
Granted, your room is so crowded with games and consoles that you can't even get to play them.

I wish that I could have soda.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 07, 2009, 07:07:32 pm
Granted! But its diet.

I wish that I could go on a grand adventure!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 07, 2009, 08:30:01 pm
Granted, you go on a deathly roller coaster called Grand Adventure.


I wish that I could have a more complicated life.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: wolfy2491 on October 07, 2009, 08:32:44 pm
Granted, but you might regret it after while.

I wish that graduation stuff was less stressful.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 07, 2009, 08:36:08 pm
Granted! But, you dont get to graduate.

I wish I had something fun to do right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DeafWord on October 07, 2009, 08:37:31 pm
Granted! But you'll be even more bored tommorow

I wish I could have a real-life companion cube
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 07, 2009, 08:44:05 pm
^ Wish granted! But all of a sudden you hear.. "Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Look Out! Hello? Hey! Listen!
i wish I could see Evil Dead the Musical
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 07, 2009, 09:57:02 pm
Granted! But, while you're watching it people around you are talking and you can barely hear whats going on.

I wish I could breath both under water and out of water.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 08, 2009, 02:30:56 am
Granted, you're cut in half. One part is thrown out to sea the other lies on the grass near the sea.

I wish that I could be a zombie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 08, 2009, 02:19:25 pm
Granted! You're throwing up blood and wish to bite someone. Unfortunately, it took affect slowly, and when you finally became a zombie you had locked the bathroom and were about to take a shower. In your zombie form you can't figure out how to open the door.

I wish to survive a zombie attack.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 08, 2009, 03:42:39 pm
Granted, you're the only person that will survive in a zombie attack, but you are left alone for years to come and always have to be on guard for the zombies that lurk in the night.

I wish that I could be in a zombie apocalypse and fight alongside survivors with immunity of becoming a zombie myself.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 08, 2009, 06:25:46 pm
Granted, but you are now horribly disfigured, so you can't outpace a zombie, and they gnaw on your bones a lot. oh ow.

I wish I had more time.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 08, 2009, 07:40:57 pm
Granted there's so much time for you that times stops and you can't be on pace with everyone for the rest of your life.


I wish my cut would stop bleeding.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 08, 2009, 08:22:04 pm
Granted! Your cut stops bleeding, but unfortunately that time of the month came early instead.

I wish I could mimic the voices of others to perfection.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 08, 2009, 08:24:27 pm
Granted, but it's all in your head, and so they lock you up and throw away the key. On the bright side you get to share a room with some very interesting people.

I wish you woke up looking like Barney....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DeafWord on October 08, 2009, 08:27:10 pm
Granted, but I torment your mind with shitty songs

I wish I could raise the dead
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 08, 2009, 08:29:30 pm
Granted! There are dead children wandering around, and you now run a daycare for them. Good luck getting that smell out of the house!

I wish there was an anime con at a water park in summer!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: DeafWord on October 08, 2009, 08:34:34 pm
Granted, but all of the manga gets soaked

I wish I could have a personal soundtrack
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 08, 2009, 09:18:22 pm
Granted, but you don't like any of the songs.

I wish for every human being, including myself, to die in a non-painful way that isn't harmful to the Earth.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 08, 2009, 11:42:57 pm
Wish granted, we all just have something die in our brains and our bodies become zombies who DON'T FEEL A THING!!!  xD

I wish that I didn't feel sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 09, 2009, 12:05:03 am
Granted! You sleep instead of feeling sick. But in the sleeping state it takes twice as long to feel better,

I wish I knew everything
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 09, 2009, 12:19:01 am
Granted, all the knowledge is put into your brain and you can't hold it in so it explodes.

I wish that I have an idea how to play Mabinogi.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: wolfy2491 on October 09, 2009, 11:19:01 pm
Granted, but you never get the chance to play it.

I wish I could buy every book ever.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cassiopeia on October 10, 2009, 12:59:20 am
Granted, but once you do so, they all burn up in a fire.

I wish I had a date to homecoming. :'D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 10, 2009, 01:46:32 am
Granted, but he's a zombie waiting to have a homecoming dinner.

I wish that I had a more filled up schedule.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cassiopeia on October 10, 2009, 01:49:20 am
Granted but it's so full it doesn't include anything fun or sleep so you get super stressed and effectively turn into a zombie.

I wish people wouldn't keep interrupting my posting spree. (Look at how many topics I'm the most recent poster on!!!)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 10, 2009, 02:00:16 am
Granted, but has to kill me in order to truly stop. > : 3

I wish that I could have a smoothie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cassiopeia on October 10, 2009, 02:01:35 am
Granted, but it's made of insects... ♥

I wish that I didn't have a red marker streak on my hand.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 10, 2009, 02:10:05 am
Granted, it a large gash of blood and it's seeping out heavily. It won't be long till you pass out from anemia.


I wish that I could manipulate silver.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cassiopeia on October 10, 2009, 02:12:22 am
Granted, but that's really all you can manipulate effectively. Everything else goes wrong. You drop things, and can't relieve yourself properly, etc.

I wish I had gone to bed already |D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 10, 2009, 05:33:21 am
You went to bed earlier, but then you got woken up even earlier by someone using a chainsaw outside.

I wish that my office wouldn't block so many websites.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 11, 2009, 07:31:43 pm
Granted! But all the computers get viruses because because some idiot just had to send EVERYONE a link to some obscure, grotesque, tepid site.

I wish I owned a decent home in a decent area of my current town.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on October 11, 2009, 10:07:55 pm
Granted, your current town now ranks 2nd in the low-class and impoverished partition.

I wish for some Pocky! nom!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 11, 2009, 10:39:32 pm
Granted, you have pocky, you eat pocky, you get turned into a pocky zombie!!!! Ahhh!!!

I wish that I was playing Tales of Vesperia right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 12, 2009, 12:27:18 am
Granted! But it keeps freezing!

I wish I owned the novel "Sot-Weed Factor"
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TomtheFanboy on October 12, 2009, 12:32:47 am
Granted! The novel is a fresh copy but when you open it you find it's written in sanskrit!

I wish I had more blank dvds.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 12, 2009, 12:34:04 am
Granted! You have thousands upon thousands of blank DVD's...and they all have scratches on them.

I wish for a treasure chest full of solid gold coins.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 12, 2009, 01:08:39 am
Granted, but once you lay hands on it, the curse laid on the chest turns the gold to dust.

I wish that I was a unicorn!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 12, 2009, 01:13:10 am
Granted! You get captured, saddled, tamed...and eventually sold.

I wish my life could be sustained without the need for food or drink.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 12, 2009, 01:18:13 am
Granted, instead your life must rely on the lifesource of others to keep yourself alive.

I wish that I could go bowling again.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 12, 2009, 04:26:13 pm
wish granted but you drop the ball on your toe and can never go bowling again
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: soundninja12 on October 12, 2009, 04:58:22 pm
Ok, new wish.

I wish I could drive to Portland at HYPER SPEED! And see my friends more often..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 12, 2009, 05:14:23 pm
Granted, you get a teleporter, but every time you use it, your insides get all messed up.

I wish that I could start working on my cosplay.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 12, 2009, 06:01:35 pm
Granted, but then Lady Godiva is about the easiest cosplay imaginable. And no matter how much you plead, the Hilton isn't going to believe that you have a seeing eye horse, and need it in your room.

I wish my wife had never heard of the silent treatment...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: wolfy2491 on October 12, 2009, 07:02:22 pm
Granted, but after awhile you wish she had a mute button.

I wish I had my band teacher would just go away.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 12, 2009, 07:10:46 pm
Granted, but while you're band teacher is gone, he'll always be stuck inside your head.

I wish that Eddie Izzard was my best friend and never talked **** about me. :D
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 12, 2009, 08:21:33 pm
wish granted... but he doesn't talk **** about you, he talks mega**** about you.
I wished I was cute as honey sempai
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 12, 2009, 08:24:20 pm
Granted, you're so cute that people who don't like the look of cute want to shoot you in the face. Others would want to choke you to death by hugging you too tightly.

I wish that I was more artistic.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 12, 2009, 08:29:16 pm
Granted, oh wait you said ARTistic. Um, well, we're gonna have to go back and re-boot that wish. Now you and Van Gogh have a bit of a competition going on who makes the craziest paintings.

I wish I didn't get into the doghouse so easily...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 14, 2009, 05:20:56 pm
^ Granted! You weigh 80 lbs more than you already do. Good luck fitting into the doghouse! ha ha.

I wish anything I willingly and knowingly touched with my left hand turned to gold.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 14, 2009, 06:37:28 pm
Granted, but your right hand will turn anything you touch to excrement and you can't control it.

I wish that I could have a money tree.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 14, 2009, 06:38:34 pm
GRanted, but it leafs out in Monopoly money.


I wish it was weekend already...


Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 14, 2009, 06:42:44 pm
Granted, the weekend comes to you in human form and says "Here I am!"

I wish that I was a better singer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 14, 2009, 08:44:50 pm
Granted, but you still need to practice often.

I wish I made something besides pork chow mein for lunch.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 14, 2009, 09:58:00 pm
wish granted, instead you have Mrs. lovett's meat pie; preist flavor

I wish I had a better last name
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 14, 2009, 10:18:15 pm
Granted, your last name is Better. And somehow your first name has been deleted and replaced with Betty. So now you are Betty Better. Oh, and you got engaged with Bob Best. The ceremony of the Better Best party will be held at the Best Western. Watch out the Better Business Bureau is looking to sue you for copyright infringement.

I wish I always had snappy answers to this thread....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: wolfy2491 on October 17, 2009, 09:52:13 am
Granted, but your computer explodes before you get to reply.

I wish I had tons of money to buy every manga I want!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 17, 2009, 10:28:49 am
Granted! Unfortunately, everywhere you go is sold out of manga, and when you try to buy it online your computer crashes.

I wish I could make others fall asleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 17, 2009, 11:34:10 am
granted, you do when you talk :D

I wish I could travel wherever I wanted.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Yasu Saru on October 17, 2009, 04:56:32 pm
Granted but it takes you where you don't want to go

I wish for a nice day
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 17, 2009, 06:41:38 pm
granted its only nice where you aren't

I wish for Patrick :P
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on October 17, 2009, 08:00:47 pm
Granted~! He only lasts for 3 seconds.

I wish for food.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 17, 2009, 09:58:51 pm
granted, its regurgitated food

I wish I had the body for the cosplay I want to do.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 18, 2009, 10:26:27 pm
Granted, you're a toothpick and you're in an unhealthy state.

I wish that I would stop having headaches.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 19, 2009, 07:33:02 pm
Granted, but your arms have been immobilised to prevent you from using the hammer upon your skull again.

I wish I get to sleep for 8 hours tonight, all in a ROW!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: wolfy2491 on October 20, 2009, 07:04:15 am
Granted, but then you never wake up.

I wish school didn't start so freaking early!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Roddy Manic on October 20, 2009, 09:36:54 am
granted, it now starts at 1pm and ends at 1am.

I wish I could change my eye color at will any time to any color without any contacts or any anything.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: melchizedek on October 21, 2009, 11:03:13 am
Granted, but the demonic powers of the eyes come to fruit and you commit horrific acts.

I wish roddy would have come to the pocky meetup
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 21, 2009, 07:03:33 pm
Granted! But he forgot to wear pants.

I wish I had a sub-basement full of all the food I could ever want, and stored in such a way that it wouldn't go bad.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 21, 2009, 10:29:23 pm
then you get fat

I wish people stop thinking I'm gay
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 21, 2009, 10:31:24 pm
Granted! But, they think you're a hermaphrodite instead.

I wish I had a functional vehicle (that got decent gas mileage).
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 21, 2009, 10:32:45 pm
you find out it is functional, but it is a smart car, and you do not fit

I wish Disney Channel didn't suck all the time
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 21, 2009, 10:37:21 pm
Granted. Disney is canceled.

I wish I owned every anime ever made on DVD and in clearly marked box sets.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 21, 2009, 10:53:00 pm
Granted, but there is EXTRA of EVERYTHING NARUTO stuffed in your house now..


I wish I had chakra..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 21, 2009, 10:58:24 pm
Granted, but unfortunately you have zero talent for controlling it and can't even master the basics like walking up a tree.

I wish I had delicious chicken alfredo to eat right now.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 21, 2009, 10:59:58 pm
granted, but its covered with 2 pounds of wasabi sauce..


I wish the GEICO Gecko was mine
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 21, 2009, 11:11:39 pm
Fine, he is. And now you have a corporate mascot commanding you to buy car insurance everywhere you go.

I wish.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on October 21, 2009, 11:14:05 pm
Granted, but then you get run over by a semitruck.

I wish I could live in Portland~
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 21, 2009, 11:15:35 pm
Granted. You share an apartment with me and Bella. The catch? It's actually BEAVERTON

I wish I could... um, stuff.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on October 21, 2009, 11:19:05 pm
NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT BEAVERTON!

^ Granted, but it just doesn't feel right.

I wish I had my own graphing calculator.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on October 21, 2009, 11:54:15 pm
Granted. It's impossible : D

I wish it wasn't 11:54 right now. ;u;
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on October 21, 2009, 11:56:21 pm
Granted. It's 3 am and you're still on the forums.

I wish I didn't have to write a short story for history. .
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 22, 2009, 12:10:35 am
Granted. You have to write a long story for history.

I wish all of us K-Con forum goers lived in a secluded little community in houses modeled after traditional Japanese houses together. Close enough to still attend K-Con and Sakura-Con.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: bucket_stalker on October 22, 2009, 12:27:09 am
granted but their full of zombies

i wish i could seem less happy
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 22, 2009, 12:35:00 am
Granted. You're a depressed bear.

I wish I had a unique but genuinely useful super power
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 22, 2009, 12:38:31 am
You can now fly.

It's all about trying to dive into the dirt but missing.

I wish I knew some really long words with K and Z in them.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 22, 2009, 12:46:11 am
Granted! Kibbutz, Kunzite, Kyanize, Kwanzas. Unfortunately, to use them, you'll have to go through the trouble of looking up the meanings (although Kwanzas is probably an easy one).

I wish this thing didn't put red underlines under three of the four words I just gave you since they're actual words.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 22, 2009, 01:21:21 am
Granted, instead it's a british computer voice saying how "YOU F*** UP WITH YOUR WORDS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!"


I wish that I could make more friendship bracelets and not have my hands get tired.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: bucket_stalker on October 22, 2009, 01:15:28 pm
granted but you tie spike onto the inside of the braclets

i wish i had money
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 22, 2009, 02:55:56 pm
Granted! But you're under arrest for stealing said money.

I wish I was an oscar myer weiner.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cyprus on October 22, 2009, 03:05:29 pm
Granted...but I got hungry making your wish come true and had you for lunch.

I wish I had a new car.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 22, 2009, 04:28:05 pm
Granted, but driving it home, a strange figure apears in front of your car and you crash... you wake up an find yourself in SILENT HILL!!!!! (I am totally obssesed!)

I wish the game I bought was easier to to install
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 22, 2009, 04:41:09 pm
Granted! Kibbutz, Kunzite, Kyanize, Kwanzas. Unfortunately, to use them, you'll have to go through the trouble of looking up the meanings (although Kwanzas is probably an easy one).

I wish this thing didn't put red underlines under three of the four words I just gave you since they're actual words.
Hah! Nuts to you, I'm playing scrabble where the meanings don't matter! Whee hee hee ho.

The game you bought is easy to install! It's Barbie's Horse Adventures.

I wish my moving experience this weekend would be so astoundingly difficult as to be impossible, where nobody helps me out and no one provides a truck.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 22, 2009, 05:05:25 pm
Wish granted, you just got fairies that'll steal you stuff and run away with them and pawning them to their fellow zombie friends.

I wish that I could go to college.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 22, 2009, 05:32:30 pm
Granted! You do have money for tuition, right?

I wish that mac'n'cheese I ate a while ago didn't give me the Havana waterfall.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cyprus on October 22, 2009, 05:35:30 pm
Granted...the horribly disgusting havana waterfall is cured...but now you feel the urge to throw up.

I wish I had better job.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 22, 2009, 05:36:25 pm
Granted, you got the opportunity to be a novice hitman.

I wish that turkey wasn't so heavy for my stomach.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 22, 2009, 05:44:27 pm
Granted, it goes down smooth. And then... Havana waterfall!

I wish no part of our Republican Senate was pro-rape.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 22, 2009, 05:48:30 pm
Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..

I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 22, 2009, 05:49:38 pm
That makes absolutely no sense.

I wish you would make sense.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 22, 2009, 05:53:23 pm
This has been granted..

I wish TanisNikana could read Harry Potter if they havent
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 22, 2009, 05:55:31 pm
I have, but it still makes no sense whatsoever.

I wish JeffT wasn't running around compiling evidence and quotes and stuff like that to send in a nice long private message before he bans me for what I presume to be one to six months.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: MiriaRose on October 22, 2009, 06:31:45 pm
Granted. Tofu bans you instead.

I wish I didn't have to write an essay in history.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: bucket_stalker on October 22, 2009, 06:33:10 pm
granted you have to write an essay for ever other class

i wish i was able to cosplay anybody
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cyprus on October 22, 2009, 06:40:41 pm
Granted...but all of your cosplays will only ever be 50% completed

I wish I had a robot that would go to work for me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 22, 2009, 08:06:30 pm
Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..

I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!
WTF..this was supposed to reply after someone else...*sigh* stupid cyberspace waves got mixed up..
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cyprus on October 22, 2009, 08:16:27 pm
Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..

I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!
WTF..this was supposed to reply after someone else...*sigh* stupid cyberspace waves got mixed up..
Your connection is too weak!!


Granted...but all of your cosplays will only ever be 50% completed

I wish I had a robot that would go to work for me.
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THIS ^
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 22, 2009, 08:18:58 pm
Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..

I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!
WTF..this was supposed to reply after someone else...*sigh* stupid cyberspace waves got mixed up..
Your connection is too weak!!

I am using a extension ethernet chord...Cuz I use my  TV PC
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: bucket_stalker on October 22, 2009, 08:19:23 pm
Granted...but all of your cosplays will only ever be 50% completed

I wish I had a robot that would go to work for me.
granted its kills all your fellow workers and random people

i wish my hair was white
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TanisNikana on October 22, 2009, 08:21:25 pm
Granted! You also get everything else that comes with white hair -- uncontrollable bowels, a healthy bingo fetish, and that other thing you forgot about long ago.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 22, 2009, 08:47:00 pm
Granted! But something bad happens.

I wish I had a wish to reply to/corrupt :p
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 22, 2009, 09:07:27 pm
You do!!!! But the wish is that you were dead, you have a heart attack and die a slow painful death

I wish my FRICKEN iPod was working! >:(
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on October 22, 2009, 09:22:09 pm
granted but it soon works to hard then burst into flames

wish i had the weekends off more often
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 22, 2009, 09:48:44 pm
granted, you break a bone each weekend you have off

I wish I never had to sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cyprus on October 23, 2009, 08:28:41 am
Granted...but you age 10 times the rate of everyone else.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 23, 2009, 09:14:03 am
granted. you never wake up

I wish I never got hungry
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cyprus on October 23, 2009, 04:29:11 pm
Granted....but you got so skinny that you imploded.

I wish I had a slice of pumpkin pie with cool whip right now...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 23, 2009, 04:32:20 pm
Granted, but if you eat it your head turns into a pumpkin.


I wish it stopped raining so much..

Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 23, 2009, 04:41:35 pm
Granted, its fire hail instead

I wish wigs didn't itch
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: fhqwhgads41185 on October 25, 2009, 05:06:36 pm
Granted! Now they scratch.

I wish Milky Way candy bars tasted the same with the same texture and all, but weren't so fattening.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 26, 2009, 06:25:26 pm
Granted, they are made with meth instead.

I wish I had no debts....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: KHking on October 26, 2009, 09:27:12 pm
You have no debts! Instead, you owe a strange man from across the street every dollar you ever gain
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 26, 2009, 09:30:04 pm
I wish my dad would get off the T.V so I could play WoW
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Griff_the_dragoon on October 26, 2009, 11:26:37 pm
granted but you play to much and your tv blows up
wish i had my own place
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cyprus on October 27, 2009, 06:29:56 am
Granted...but its a 15x15 shack with no running water or power.

I wish it were the weekend already.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 27, 2009, 03:25:03 pm
ok but its Sunday at 11:59

I wish my pikachu song just kept on going..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZPMmUEHFIU&feature=related
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 27, 2009, 03:27:16 pm
you die

i wish I was in bed.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 27, 2009, 03:32:42 pm
Are you frakin goth or something?
(negative people..suck)
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NightLotus on October 27, 2009, 03:36:44 pm
ok.

i wish I wasn't so bored.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 27, 2009, 06:41:16 pm
Granted, now you are planked! (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbeansie09.tripod.com%2Fsitebuildercontent%2Fsitebuilderpictures%2Fplank.jpg&hash=b647da8a1356e74a5787c67a46698864)

I wish Soundninja gets a terrific boyfriend real soon!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: wolfy2491 on October 27, 2009, 09:00:37 pm
Granted, but it he's 7 years old.

I wish Wuthering Heights wasn't so confusing. X.X
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: bucket_stalker on October 27, 2009, 09:13:36 pm
granted instead the book blows up when opend

i wish i had more books to read that are actuly intersesting
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 27, 2009, 09:41:32 pm
Granted, but the library finds you hiding out, and then throws you out into the rain, without your umbrella, as you left it behind the self-help section.

I wish my garage was already clean...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cyprus on October 27, 2009, 09:45:30 pm
Granted...but all of your video games and anime were in it.

I wish my body didn't require sleep.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 27, 2009, 09:49:03 pm
Granted, now you have no body. I hope your astral projection does not float away tonight.

I wish I could easily figure out what sort of stuff I'll want for my home theater personal computer....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 28, 2009, 01:21:22 am
Granted, you figured it out, now it's impossible to buy what you want.

I wish that I had a job.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cyprus on October 28, 2009, 06:17:18 pm
Granted...but its so far away that it costs you more to commute than you make.

I wish I had a million dollars!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on October 28, 2009, 06:19:00 pm
GRANTED.
It falls into the ocean 5 minutes later. D8

I wish... THE BADGE I ORDERED WOULD GET HERE ALREADY. D:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 28, 2009, 08:53:37 pm
Granted, but it is a forgery. Now the Secret Service wants to have a few words with you. Look out your window.  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) They're out there waiting.

I wish I hadn't have eaten all those beans the last couple of days....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 28, 2009, 09:35:12 pm
Granted, you never had beans, but you have the worst gas possible!


I wish that I could have more candy!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 28, 2009, 09:37:11 pm
GRANTED
But it overflows your whole house and its only taffee.


I wish I had a Transformer as a car.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 28, 2009, 09:52:05 pm
Granted, it is however evil and when you first jump into your car, it skewers you as it transforms with you inside it.

I wish that this Coke Zero actually tasted like Coke.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on October 28, 2009, 10:18:47 pm
Granted.
You lose your taste buds. :D

I wish he *points* would leave me alone.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 28, 2009, 10:34:04 pm
No. Thats just sad...


I wish someone would accept me.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 28, 2009, 10:38:55 pm
Granted, you've been accepted by one of the most controlling people on the face of this planet. You cannot be accepted by anyone else.

I wish that my jaw didn't hurt.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 28, 2009, 10:46:32 pm
Granted, you dont have a jaw...

I wish I COULD FLYYY!!!!
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 28, 2009, 10:47:57 pm
Granted, you lose your legs in the process so you can never walk.

I wish that I could go outside.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: danayoki on October 28, 2009, 11:25:39 pm
Granted. Someone kidnaps you. :O

I wish Katsura Hoshino wasn't putting her manga on monthly. >:
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: jaybug on October 29, 2009, 05:42:57 pm
Granted, starting next week, it'll be coming out daily.

I wish I could start today all over, right now....
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Cyprus on October 29, 2009, 06:09:56 pm
Granted...& it goes 10x worse than originally.

I wish I had an 80" HDTV.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: NARUNIK on October 29, 2009, 09:27:52 pm
Granted,but it doesnt turn on.


I wish I had a Naruto plushie...
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: princessmoon on October 29, 2009, 09:31:42 pm
Granted, but Pak-kun just ate Naruto's head, left arm, and right leg.   :'(

I wish my room was just a little warmer.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: TurboSaiyanJason on October 29, 2009, 10:43:11 pm
A narrow row of planters appear on each wall with 100 roses planted in them, and suddenly they light on fire, heating the room to 50 degrees higher.

I wish I had a new plushie.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: Sakis01 on October 31, 2009, 03:42:28 am
Granted, it turns out that it comes alive when you sleep at night and puts spiders in your pj's.

I wish that I could be a better player at Jetset Radio Future.
Title: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish game
Post by: leonmasteries on November 02, 2009, 12:26:18 am