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I played this game on a different thread and it's a lot of fun! You basically wish for something, and the next person grants it but corrupts in some way, and then they wish for something, and the next person corrupts it, etc. For example:
First person: "I wish I was rich"
Second person: "Granted, but then all your friends try and use you for your money and you realize they're not really your friends so you end up having no friends for the rest of your life. I wish... (blah blah blah)"
Be creative when you're corrupting someone's wish! Your imagination knows no bounds ;)
My wish: I wish there was no such thing as a senior project.
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^ Instead, to prove you were ready for life outside high school, you would have to save the lives of 3 pregnant women, jump 6 stories off a burning building and drink a gallon of raw eggs.
v I wish I had nicer teeth.
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^ Granted, but the dentist made them so nice and shiny that it reflected the sun's beams and you inevitably destroyed the entire world as we know it
v I wish I had a job
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^ Granted, but your job is crash test dummy
V I wish I wasn't sun-burned
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^ Granted, but the shock to your system of the sudden burn removal required you to spend the rest of your life in the dark or catch fire.
V I wish I was asleep right now.
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^ Granted, but the next time you wake up you'll need a lawnmower to trim your beard!
V I wish I wasn't sick.
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^ Granted, but instead you get all the liquids in your house filled with either asprin or cough syrup.
V I wish I could have a decent time at my Portland day trip!
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^ Granted: everyone else accompanying you will have a terrible time due to a freak donut accident, thus your day will seem much better.
V I wish I had wings.
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^ Granted, but they will be paper and on your head.
V I wish I had longer clothes... [Damn you, torso!]
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^ Granted, but the clothes drag on the ground and are dry clean only.
V I wish... I could have a vorpal longsword +4
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^ Granted...BUT YOU CAN'T COSPLAY! [Aren't I evil!? XD]
V I wish I could get that damn spray paint...
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^ Granted, but you get the wrong color!
v I wish to become king of the pirates
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^ Granted, but the pirates are action figures.....
V I wish the glue on my umbrella would dry....
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^ Granted, but the glue on the umbrella drys and looks like bird poop that wont go away
V I wish my cohorts werent so dumb
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^ granted, but now they're REALLY dumb due to a dead fish
v i wish i had some chocolate...
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^granted, but it's poop-cola brand chocolate (yep, that's the sawdust)
Vi wish i could sit and play crisis core all day...
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^ granted, but your butt will be numb for all eternity!
v i wish i had a big bunny plushie.
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^granted, but it's alive and rabid o.O
Vi wish this tea would cool down so i can drink it...
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^ Granted, but now you have to go retrieve it from Antarctica...
V I wish I was not a dead guy.
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^ granted, but your life is a living hell
v i wish i had a mango
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^ Granted but it is full of manganese roaches.
V I wish South Park was on forever!
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^granted, but it's constantly your least fave episode
Vi wish i had a new job
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^ granted, but it's worse than the 1 u have now.
v now i wish i had some peach rings
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^granted, but they are so sour you can't eat them
Vi wish i didn't have to get up at 3 tomorrow
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^ Granted, you have to get up at 1 instead
v i wish i had super strength
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^ granted, but you can never have a girlfriend due to ur bone-crushing hugs
v i wish kyle and nick[who are sitting next to me] would shut up
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^ Granted: now they are dead because some random person kicked them both too hard in the shins.
V I wish there was no such thing as sunlight.
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Granted, and now the world is conquered by MOLE PEOPLE.
I wish that I had a magical book.
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^ Granted, but it watches you when you sleep and schemes evil things...
V I wish I had a full-scale functional buster sword.
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^ granted, But Cloud comes in the night and beats you over the head with it, then takes it for himself
v I wish I had Masamune
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^granted, but it's 1/20th scale
Vi wish i had a ds >.<
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Granted, but then you lose it... like me...
I wish that my room was clean :)
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^ Granted, but the clean fairy cannot tollerate filth, so any dirty clothing left on the floor vanishes *POOF*
V I wish that I could make sushi.
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^ Granted, but it's always gone before you can eat it. ^-^
V I wish my stomach would stop hurting.
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^ granted, but now the rest of your body hurts twice as bad
v I wish I knew how to perform alchemy, full metal alchemist style
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^granted, but you screw up every time and cause someone anguish >.>
Vi wish prince caspian would be in theaters NOW!
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^ granted, but you go deaf and blind
v I wish to have a shinigami's eyes
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^ Granted,But everytime you use them to kill, you lose a limb.BWAHA.
V I wish i could never get sick again.v.v
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Granted, but you die young...
I wish my DS wasn't lost. >_<
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^ Granted, but the moment you find your DS, you get lost
V I wish I didn't have to go back in to the clean room.
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^ Granted, but then you broke your arms when you tripped over something in the other room
v I wish I could solve all my problems
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Granted, but then you're required to solve everyone else's problems as well.
I wish I could go to the Cirque du Soleil performance tonight.
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^ Granted, but then it is set on fire by a random member of the forums wearing a pink wig and a Naruto headband......>.>...<.<
V I wish I wasn't so damn bored!
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^ Granted, but you have so many things to do now that you've lost all of your friends and family
v I wish I can have a long weekend
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^granted, but it's your last weekend evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr >.<
Vi wish i didn't have anxiety issues o.O
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^ Granted: but now you are a piece of broccoli named Samantha-Sauce, with no cares in the world.
V I wish Kablam would come back on tv.
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^Granted, but you have gone blind 5 min. into first episode.
v I wish I won the lottery.
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^ Granted, but the money is cursed because of where you got the numbers causing terrible things to happen to everyone around you.
V I wish my bike would start.
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^ Granted, but you lose control going on a curvy road and flew off and killed your bike
v I wish I had some tortillas and cheese so I can make steak and cheese quesadillas
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^ Granted, but the tortillas are corn, and the cheese is cottage. Deal with it. ^_^
V I wish Mitch Hedberg were still alive.
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Granted, but he is no longer funny.
I wish i didnt have allergies
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Granted, but now you have serious phobias relating to animals, people, open spaces, confined spaces, heights, the number 13, peanutbutter sticking to the roof of your mouth, and the fear that you will be mugged the next time you go downtown.
I wish I can fall in love again.
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^ granted but she hates anime
VI also wish mitch was still alive and still funny
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^ Granted, but then he dies five minutes after he ish resurrected.
V I wish I could get over my cold.....T.T
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^ Granted, but you get infected with AIDS
v I wish I had my license
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^ Granted, but you'll get it revoked the first time you drive with it
V I wish I was more diligent
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^ Granted but now your obsessed with doing homework and never get to have fun
V I wish I could unclog the sink
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^ Granted.But now every other hole with plumbing in your house is clogged with dead things.
V I wish teleportation was real.
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^ Granted, but due to forks in the wormholes, half of you ends up in Nebular 13, which is populated by exiled pedos. Which half is completely random.
V I wish it would rain today.
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/\ Granted but it rains only within 30 ft of you all day long, even indoors
I wish that I could see the new Indiana Jones movie today
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^ granted but it sucks and make you cry blood tears ala silent hill style
V reinbustment for every hour a have babysat and was never paid, at a fee of at leat 9 bucks an hour!
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^ Granted, but the check doesn't clear until after your lifetime.
V I wish I could figure out how to calculate the Q point of this amplifier (Hates homeworks)
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Granted but your calculator's results are always going to be +/- 1.1377777 off
I wish I was one of the Thundercats!
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^ granted you are now cheetara
V gackt here now!
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Granted but, Gackt is now 500 feet tall and dances around, crushing everyone you know and love.
I wish that I had a magic wand.
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Granted but, Gackt is now 500 feet tall and dances around, crushing everyone you know and love.
(HA Gackt can't dance!!!)
^ granted but it runs on batteries and drains them super fast
v christopher walkens finally gets elected prez!!!
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/\ Sorry, you have to says :I wish"......
Granted but he is assassinated by John Goodman (wf?)
\/ I wish that The psi-duck plushie someone put on my desk came to life!
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^ Granted, but he waddles incredibly loudly and gets you fired.
V I wish I could find a writing job/internship.
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^ Granted, but its for dunder miflins shop from home catelog
V I wish I wasnt lonely :'(
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granted, you are never alone again in your life, not in your sleep, not in the shower, not even when you go pee. there is always someone with you.
i wish i could fly
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^ Granted, but now you cant walk
V I wish I dad a sammich
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granted, but you now have no mouth to eat with.
i wish i wasnt so lazy
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^ Granted but now you never find rest
V I wish I was surrounded by more green
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Granted, now you can go crawling around North Korea.
I wish I could come up with a great idea for an anime story.
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^Granted, But your idea was stolen by your bestfriend(and he made millions)
v I wish I could read peoples minds.
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Granted, but now you know too much and will be executed for espionage.
I wish I could come up with something good for dinner tonight when I get home.
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^ Granted, but you have no idea where the food came from
V I wish I could use LTSPICE
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Granted but now you are never in the mood to do so.
(what is that?)
I wish I was a foot taller.
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^ Granted but know you have a foot growing out of your head
V I wish my car didnt sound like ****
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Granted but now it sounds like &&&&&.
I wish I could breath out both my nostrils. >_<
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^ Granted, but now you've gone temporarily deaf
v I wish I had a Wii D:
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You now have a Wii but it translates all game discs into Finnish music videos DVDs
I wish I had a Finnish music video DVD!
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Granted, but now that it is done, you can't listen to it again. Maybe you should have asked for a Russian, and not Finished one, eh?
I wish I had 6-pack abs.
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granted, but you are now blind
i wish the dentist around here hadn't messed up on my teeth.
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Granted, but now you have no sense of smell.
I wish I didn't procrastinate so often.
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Granted but now you procrastinate on only important things
I wish I had a four course meal for dinner
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^ Granted, but you ate so much that your parents think you're obese so now your stomach's stapled
v I wish I was somewhere else
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^ Granted, but that place is full of LAVA
V I wish for a living pet chinchilla that is not evil or murderous or anything like that
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^ Granted, but it has porcupine needles instead of fur.
V I wish I didn't have to do the three chapters of homework I'm behind on.
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Granted, but now you have twenty MATH STORY problems due by Thursday.
I wish I could read faster.
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^ Granted, but you have ADHD so bad that you can't sit still long enough to actually read anything
V I wish people wouldn't be so mean
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^Granted, but now people are so nice that, frankly, it's really creepy
v I wish I was fluent in Japanese (it would so help me in japanese class)
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Granted! But it is the Japanese spoken during the Tokugawa era, and not modern Japanese, so you talk funny.
I wish I could get people to do what I say.
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^ Granted, but you can only say it tokugawa era japanese so it only works for people that understand that
V I wish it would snow!
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^Granted, but a blizzard hits while you fell asleep in your car now now are buried in snow and starve to death.
v I wish I could play a musical instrument
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^ Granted, but you can only play vegetable instruments
V I wish our sink/dishwasher wasnt clogged
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^ Granted, but you have the plumber over for dinner
V I wish time was slower
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^ Granted, but you end up doing less work than planned and spend the slow days trying to catch up (in which you never will)
v I wish I was a millionaire
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^ Granted, but you spend it on Pocky, then LOSE IT. OMG.
V I wish these noddles weren't so damn spicy!
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^ Granted. They are now frozen rock solid.
V I wish my hair was the color I want it to be
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^ Granted, but it falls out.
V I wish that I had more cosplay wigs....
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^ Granted, but it was from a lifetime supply so the wigs just don't stop coming!
V I wish I had a tiny plaid ninja cosplay
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/\ Granted, but now you have to-
OMG DEJA VU!
I wish that I had a magic wand.
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^Granted, but its only power is to change things into Tapioca and you hate Tapioca.
v I wish I could meet Bruce Lee.
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^ Granted, but bringing him back to live creates a souless zombie!
V I wish I could go home early.
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You're granted the Super Human Strength card from an X-Men CCG.
I wish I could meet my drawings in real life.
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Granted, but then they'll begin to plot your demise
I wish I could go to the mall right now
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^ Granted.But everyone is zombies,And they ambush you and bite you,where you turn into a zombie and do the same to your family and friends. :D
V I wish i was passing all my classes.
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^ You pass all of your classes, but then the tabloids prediction of "THIS IS THE END" actually comes true and on May 4th, the sun explodes and engulfs the earth with it.
V I wish I could be a new character in Darkstalkers ^^
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^ You're the first one to solve the cube, and it creates a supernova once it's finished.
V I wish I had a bigger collection of lava lamps ... (I only have about 9 right now)
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^ granted but then there is an earth quake and they all break
i wish me and all my family was debt free
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^ Granted. Through total economic collapse, all debts become meaningless and thus void, and we all starve to death.
< I wish for a nice tasty breakfast.
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^ Granted, but the cereal cuts the roof of your mouth
V I wish for a good day today
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^ Granted, but your good day comes at the price of the happiness of your best friend ever.
V I wish I still knew how to play guitar.
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^ Granted.But when you go to place your fingers on the strings,They turn into knives and your fingers are all cut off.
V I wish i could get another piercing.
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^ Granted, but it's in a place you don't want.
V I wish that my fingers weren't so cold.
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Granted but now they are on fire.
I wish I could go on vacation.
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^ Granted, but you have to go to class, where a nice big pop quiz will be waiting...
V I wish I could go to Disneyland.
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^ Granted but you can't ride any of the attractions...you're just there to look at other people having fun XD
v I was my tummy would stop hurting
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^ Granted but you get a migraine instead
V I wish my english teacher wasn't so boring
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^ Granted, but now you have an over-happy teacher who never shuts up.
V I wish my skirt was longer....X.X
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^granted, but now u trip over it all the time
i wish that i had a million dollars
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^ Granted but you must donate all of it to charity
v I wish I could find the perfect pair of jeans
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^Granted but they are being worn by your mortal enemy
v I wish I could cook better?
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^ Granted. You learn to use the stove after your microwave breaks.
V I wish for the happiness for all humankind for eternity ^^
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^ Granted, but all other species on the planet are miserable. ;o;
V I wish I could hang out with my friends more.
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/\ Granted but now your are all heads on a horrible hydra-person monster!
\/ I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 Impala. ;)
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^ Granted, but the rabbit is looking at you diabolically.
V The rabbit wishes that YOU were the one in the hat now!
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Granted, but now I am sitting on the rabbit.
I wish that I had an unlimited supply post-it notes.
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^ Granted, but they're all filled up with scribbles.
V I wish I had a giant bunny costume
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^ Granted, but you'll be attacked by children where ever you go
V I wish I had better hand-eye coordination
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Granted but you now have uncontrollable LAZORVIZZEON and burn off your hands!
I wish that I had a pet dinosaur to ride around own.
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Granted, but then you see Turok walk around the corner.
I wish 'In The Groove' would make another console sequal.
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Granted but it comes with a Lawrence Welk soundtrack.
I wish my cute acupuncturist wasn't married...
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^ Granted. She's now an evil alien from space and sucks your soul out through the acupuncture holes at your next appointment.
V I wish I had more money.
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^ Granted, but you'll get it in pennies
V I wish I could type faster
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^ Granted, but you'll get it in pennies
V I wish I could type faster
^ Granted, but that means you make more typos and you can't go back and fix them.
V I wish I could move out to my own place.
(by the way, I'd just like to say that I actually DO have $100 in pennies. XD;; )
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Granted, but now you have kids of your own!
I wish I knew what to fix for dinner when I get home from work....
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^ Granted, but it's main ingredients are red bean paste, pickled radishes and chocolate sauce!
I wish I had the FFVII 10-year anniversary PSP...
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Granted, but it is wedged between your liver and stomach.
I wish I had requested tomorrow off of work.
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Granted, but someone forgot to set the timer so you actually sleep 8 hours every night, all day long. Oops, someone set it to Moscow time :o
I wish I had something better to do this weekend than write critical essays of Shakespeare...
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Granted but now you're performing Shakespeare for the next 48 hours, and you only perform Timon of Athens and a Julius Caesar, and you still have to wear tights.
I wish I could just drive myself to the coast and back whenever I wanted.
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^Granted but its your GED and you need to retake most of your senior classes
V I wish to see people I havent seen in ages at tech show
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^ Granted. You now have cancer.
V I wish I could find my FLCL DVDs... >>
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Granted, but they are in a fishtank filled with fire ants.
I wish I could ice skate.
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Granted, but global warming spontaneously spikes upward and melts all the ice in the world. Even cooled indoor rinks can't handle the heat.
I wish I was a nunchaku master!
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Granted but your skin is green and you live in the sewers.
I wish that I could throw a shuriken really well.
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granted, but you no control over your arm and it kills everyone you see with a shuriken o.o
i wish this headache would go away
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Granted. There is now a highly-radioactive isotope of Iodine eating your flesh from your bones.
I wish Sculpy wasn't so breakable and hot glue actually bonded to it...
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Granted, a Star Trek crew beams you aboard a real starship. Unfortunately, they can only quote cheesy phrases and jokes from DBZ.
I wish everything was orange.
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^ Granted, but it's all the same SHADE of orange, so you can't see anything but a never-ending orange wasteland
V I wish I could buy my wigs right now
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^ Yeah, but some of the might not fit.
v I wish Zatch Bell were back on TV. And that I had cable, too.
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Granted. It's now dubbed by 4Kids and your Cable box is trying to eat your brains.
I wish Riku's Way to the Dawn keyblade didn't have that random little vestigal wing on the end...
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granted, but you really don't want to know what vestigial thing is hanging off there now. DON"T LOOK! lol
I wish I could sing worth beans...
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Granted, but now you sing for your supper everyday and guess what you get to eat, BEANS and nothing else.
I wish I could go to a Dethklok concert.
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Granted, but you are swept up by a horde of young cinemaphiles to A Clockwork Orange playing at the Northwest Film Center.
I wish I could learn all about zombies and stuff for my folklore class, without having to read all the boring dry research papers...
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^Granted, you now even know how to re-animate the dead and make Zombies. But then they eat your brain.
v I wish I could move super fast so I can get my house cleaning done quicker.
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^ Granted, but you move too fast and burn away your feet.
V I wish Earth had three moons.
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Granted, but the moons belong to Man-Faye, Man-Winry, and Sailor Moon man guy whoever he is. Oh ugh, you poor guy.
I wish I had a nice grilled ham and cheese sandwich...
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Granted, but its made of moldy bread and cheese
I wish I had a better singing voice
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^ Granted, but you have to sing 2 octaves higher than usual all the time
v I wish I had a bigger room
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^ Granted, but then your room never stops growing like the universe and then collapses into itself and turns into a black hole, ultimately the cause of the end of the universe
V I want a summer job
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^ granted, but it entails asking people downtown Portland for spare change to run the Portland Public Schools!
Has anyone else figured out your old avatar? And is it in the anime as well as the manga?
I wish I was on vacation...
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^Granted, but now your good isn't so good
v I wish I could be in two places at once
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Granted, but the twin created is evil and is after your blood.
I wish I was better at making insulation foam weapons...
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granted, but they have a very strong attraction to fiberglass insulation, so you itch like mad now.
I wish I could get someone to feed my pets so I can take a nice long vacation...
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^ Granted but you didnt learn anything on the days you missed and theres a test today
V I wish I could read peoples thoughts
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^ Granted. You now know the rest of my response.
V I wish I could think of an intersting topic for my presentation
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^ Granted, you search for random in google and end up in /b. Pick a topic, any topic
V I wish I could go back and forth in time
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^Granted, but your never be able to pick said time.
v I wish i had my 360 back from the shop for i can play GTA IV
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Granted, but Microsoft is the last and most reliable (TT_TT) company in the console business.
I wish Bill Watterson would start doing Calvin & Hobbes comics again!
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Granted, but now Calvin is on some serious psychotropic medication and Hobbes thinks he is an English Mathematician who dabbles in global politics.
I wish I had grown to be 7' tall and played basketball in the NBA...
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^ Granted, but the negroplasty necessary to make you that tall turns your knees into explosion-pending bombs.
V I wish there were more poetry publications in the NW.
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^ Granted, but they are all in Spanish!
I wish I had a nickel for every time someone said, " I have a great idea!"...
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Granted. They're Canadian nickels and people have stopped saying "I have a great idea!"
I wish I had gotten more pairs of cat ears at Sakuracon.
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Granted, but now every dog in your neighborhood cannot control themselves around you and must give chase.
I wish the weekend was already here...
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^ Wish granted, but the weekend consists of 14 plagues, seven for each day.
V I wish I had a pizza.
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^ Granted. It is a Polly Pocket pizza the size of a pin head.
V I wish I was awake enough to know what I should be doing right now.
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^ Granted, but then you can never do it......
V I wish I could do something this weekend in my cosplay....
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^ Granted. But now you're shunned and abhorred by the rest of your townsfolk for cosplaying in public.
I wish I could sew a zipper in a straight line...
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^ Granted, but you sew it onto your own skin! Now you have what we in the industry like to call a "flesh pocket". Great for storing nickels and dimes!
V I wish I knew what to wish for. ^_^
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^Granted, but now you are married to Richard Simmons
v I wish I had a new car
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Granted, but your new Delorian leaves you stranded in a time/space continuum(sp?)
I wish WoW had never been made.......
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Granted, but now tons of nerds never learn the important lessons of dealing with people they cant stand
I wish my sisters ferrets hadnt chewed up my remote
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^ Granted, but instead the ferret chewed up your favorite pair of shoes.
V I wish it was last Friday (05/02/2008) again.
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^ Granted, but you are now a chipmonk! 8D
V I wish I had a laptop. -.-
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^ Granted, but it has a thousand viruses!
V I wish it was raining voodoo donuts.
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Granted, but none are maple bacon.
I wish the term was over already!
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Granted but now you are in the middle of a new term, in your pregnancy! :o
I wish that the people on the other forums I go to posted as much as you guys!
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Granted! But it's all in Sanskrit.
I wish I didn't have a math test next period...
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Granted, but now that time has been reversed, you will now throw up your next breakfast before you eat it!
I wish there was a nice restaurant to go eat at here in Eugene after I get off work at 11pm...
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Granted, but they serve man.
I wish you wouldn't grant my wish.
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Granted, but the circular logic causes the universe to explode.
I wish I was done with this sickness.
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Yes, but now you're down with the sickness.
I wish I could write a decent skit.
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^ Granted, but your work becomes instantly infamous due to content rivaling that of the Marquis de Sade.
V I wish I could go back in time three weeks and not miss so much school.
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^ Granted but you still fail all your school assignments.
v I wish I could go invisible when ever I wanted.
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Granted, but then you can't see either, and everything tastes like dirt for the next 12 hours.
I wish the Lane County government would just disappear...as if it isn't already...
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Granted. You now run Lane County. God help us all.
I wish I could decide on whether or not to make a KH Vincent Valentine costume...
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You decide not to, and instead work on making yourself a Lucky Charms leprechaun outfit, because they're magically delicious!
I wish I could read Shakespeare as fast as I read modern literature...
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Granted, but the shock causes you to start acting like berries and cream lad.
I wish I could get good grade on next test.
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Granted, you get a PASS and the class doesn't help your GPA.
I wish that I could have a second air conditioner for the bedroom of my apartment.
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Granted. It falls out of your window and kills a small, defenseless rat-dog.
I wish I would stop goofing off and start doing my homework...
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Granted but now you just go back to school and wait to hand your homework in as soon as you finish it. Even on Friday nights.
I wish I could breath in space.
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Granted, but the pressure makes your head explode.
I wish I could quit you.
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Granted. You are now me-free and a completely humorless and soulless human being. Have a nice day!
I wish my mom would pick up the phone...
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Granted, but when she picks up the phone you realize your mom is martha stewart
I wish I had more time to catch up on anime.
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^ Granted, but now you have no job.
V I wish I could get excused from all my absences in my classes.
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Granted, but now they just think you're dead.
I wish I still had my old Pokémon Blue game.
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granted, but the batteries leaked inside and you can never power it up again. EVER!
I wish I could come up with my story for Shakespeare meets Scooby-Do, and not have to work so hard at it...
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Granted. But now you're being sued by both Hanna-Barbera and Shakespeare's ghost, and their lawyer is Phoenix Wright.
I wish Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann had had more episodes...
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Granted, but they were rushed out of China after the earthquake, and they didn't even include any language at all. No dubs, no subs.
I wish to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...
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Granted but now you are sued by Coca-Cola at the same time as the other companies and Phoenix Wright is representing THEM too!
I wish I could win any argument.
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Granted, but now you don't stop talking to yourself, because you like the training it provides.
I wish this impending headache would stop...
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^ Granted, but it's still impending. It just never comes.
I wish I had more Copics than just the colors I have now...
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Granted, but they're really the same colors with new names!
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What is your wish tom?
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I wished for nothing and I got a reply! Dangit!
Then again, so did paul....
I wish for a zamboni I could drive to work.
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^granted but you have to drive it through the forest
I wish I had enough money so I never had to work
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^ Granted, but you cannot resist the urge to spend all of it on pudding
I wish summer would get here faster
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Granted, but now Kumoricon 2008 is flooded by a foot winter rain and sleet.
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Granted, but now you suffer from perpetual brain-farts, that smell really bad, kind of like a zombie's kind of bad. And now no one wants to get any Pocky from you because they are afraid all of them will smell like that. So you think you can eat all the Pocky yourself, but no-oooooo! The real zombies come out of your closet and eat all the Pocky, and now your whole room smells like the un-dead!
I wish Tom would come up with better wishes...
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Granted, but I wish for people to finish my sentences so that
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- I will never make a fool of myself again.
I wish I could resist the urge to change my icon constantly...
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Granted but now other people pick all of your avatars for you!
I wish that I knew how to use my new digital camera better.
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^wish granted but then you'd be taking pictures of people picking their noses
I wish summer vacation was already here
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Granted, but now it is Fall, and you were fired for missing work!
I wish I didn't have to type out this stupid folklore crap for class...
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^ granted, but now you have to type out 3200 obituaries
v i wish summer would be here
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^ Granted, but it's the several-hour sliver of summer left between the end of K-con and the start of school.
I wish that fantarded little twelve-year-olds that know nothing of anime beyond Naruto, Bleach and Death Note would stop using random Japanese words when speaking or writing.
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^ Granted, but now start abusing Sanskrit making more annoying/confusing
I wish i didn't have to write my paper for Sci-fi class
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Granted but now you have to act it out and give a 2 hour oral lecture
I wish I could read women's minds like in that movie with mel gibson.
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Granted, but they all sound like Mel Gibson.
I wish that I had a super power from one of the newer Marvel movies.
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^ Granted, but you turn into the Thing and are shunned by society.
I wish the Dean of Admissions at my school would shut up, get over herself and stop throwing a tantrum whenever I don't acknowledge her presence.
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Granted. But the Assistant Dean is replaced with someone JUST like how the real dean used to be.
I wish I could adventure with Indiana Jones.
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Granted, but all you adventures are in Indiana, and you spend all your time keeping up with the Jones's.
I wish I didn't have so many little pains all over my back...
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Granted. You now have one BIG pain on your back.
I wish I could pilot the Burning Gundam.
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Granted, but you end up loosing control of the gundam and crash into Man Faye's house right when he is changing into his cosplay getting a front row seat to all.
I wish it could snow all year long
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Granted, but now there's no more cons because everything is under a mile of snow and glaciers and all the humans are dead in this new ice age.
I wish I could just decide on an auxiliary costume instead of constantly being indecisive...
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Granted, but the question now is, will Mickey Mouse be accepted at the con?
I wish I didn't have one more paper to write...
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Granted. You now have 500 more papers to write.
I wish I had a prehensile tail like a monkey!
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Granted, but now you are being surrounded even as we speak by government agents dressed in black, and you are going to go to Area 51 for further study.
I wish I had my paper written already...
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^ Granted, but it was written by a drunken, dyslexic hippopotamus
I wish for an awesome super power
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^ Granted. You have the ability to give everyone but yourself Awesome Super Powers.
I wish I could get a good cosplay skit together.
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Granted, but you break your leg before the skit and no one ever sees it.
I wish I could go to japan.
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Granted. But it turns out that there's a city in the middle of the desert named Japan, and there's nothing remotely Japanese there.
I wish I could date Makoto Kino. (this oughta be good. Wonder how THIS'LL get corrupted.)
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Granted, but then you turn her into a lesbian.
I wish Double-U was still an active band.
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Granted, but they've changed their name and become the quarter-assed band Dubya!
I wish my wishes were uncorrupted!
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Granted, but then life is now un-fun because this thread no longer works on you.
I wish friends with long hair would be willing to cut it like I did to fit it under a wig.
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Granted, but your friends mistook what you wanted so they cut off your hair and their hair and fit it all under a wig, so now you can cosplay Cousin It from the Addams Family. Except Cousin It wasn't calico.
I wish I knew what was going to be on the final exams, so that I don't have to study everything that won't be on the exam...
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Granted, but the exam is cancelled after spending all your time studying for nothing.
I wish I knew how to read music
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Granted, but now you are fully functionally illiterate! But you can dance to it!
I wish I hadn't "volunteered" for 16 hours of overtime this weekend. I mean what weekend!
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Granted, but now your computer crashes from being used too much
I wish I was born and raised in japan
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Granted but the high sodium diet and driving goal to better yourself causes you to have a heart attack by age 12!
I wish I had a real Pintsize from Questionable Content!
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^ Granted, but it later turns out to be a cosplaying iPod.
I wish I had a (non-inbred) chocobo.
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Granted but something went horribly wrong in the multibillion dollar project and vicious cosplayer-eating chocobos take over the earth!
I wish to one day own a nice little home in Japan.
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Granted, but right after you move in, all of your neighbors move out and are replaced by druggies and set your house on fire.
I wish I had a Beta fish.
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^ Granted, but another beta fish comes along and beats up your beta fish, this scarring it for life.
I wish the mail would come already! >:O
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^ Thats too bad because the mail man stole it, hated it, and threw it away. :( You'll never get that dvd/anime figurine/clothing item/etc.
I hope that my paycheck is really big D:< (I'm picking it up today)
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^ It is, but then you get mugged and knocked out, and wake up on the other side of town in a ditch and covered with maple syrup.
I wish I was impervious to every disease in every known and unknown universe in existence.
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^ Granted, but you get shot in the head right afterwards.
V I want a life-supply of pocky.
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^ You start a slow binge on pocky, eventually anything you eat besides pocky is disgusting and you throw it up, thus becoming an anything-but-pocky-bulemic, you wither away and all your teeth rot out and it hurts to break the hard japanese snack with only your disease-ridden gums. You'll die clutching to a box of Banana pocky in the hospital.
I hope I win my auctions... Look at this cute shirt!
http://www.mbok.jp/item/item_144367796.html
"Even if you Suffer From Food Poisoning, I Do not Know it"
Wtf?! XD
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^ Well, you've won it, but unfortunately, the seller can't understand ya and because of that, the item arrived later than you expected!
I wish for the Super Bowl in Tokyo, Japan.....
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Granted, but now the Blue Jays are playing in Sapporo.
I wish I could get the money for working overtime this weekend, but still have my weekend too.
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Granted, you still have your weekend, but your pay is menial.
I wish that I could live in Canada...
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Granted. But now you must live in a world of subpar syrup and mediocre sports franchises and Celine Dion music.
I wish I had a PS3!
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Granted, but it actually is a PS2 that fell of the truck, and that is how you were finally able to acquire one. A little re-packaging and viola!
I wish Totemo and Laurifer would have posted pics of their trip while they are still there..
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Granted, but they're on a restricted site and you can't see them.
I wish Safeway would start selling Crystal Light raspberry fruit juice again TT_TT
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But they would jack up the price four fold, twice for the inflating economy and twice more to get more machinery to accommodate your need for your delectable fruit juice
I wish i could find a fun multiplayer game with fun multiplayer people =/
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Granted however the game is so much fun, it sucks you in, and you cannot log out.
I wish I work was done, can I go home?
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Granted, but then your boss calls you in for unpaid overtime.
I wish I had everything I needed for my costumes already!
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Granted, but you now have no money left and your parents wont let you go out and do anything fun untill the K-con starts!
I wish I did not gain wieght when eating food... and stayed skinney
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Granted, however the only food that doesn't make you sick now is oni giri
I wish that the swing dance at norse hall will be fun tonight.
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Granted, but you drink too much water and thus can't dance to the faster songs that are more fun. :P
I wish Dr. Horrible had more acts.
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Granted, but 90% of those acts suck
I wish I didnt need glasses or contacts
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OK. You go blind.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted. But you only have one wing that sends you to your spiraling doom.
I wish I had a coke cola.
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Sure. You open the can, drink it, and it tastes like pepsi.
I wish I wasn't 6 feet tall.
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Granted, now your six inches tall ^_^
I wish I was 18
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All right. Meet your 17 clones.
I wish I could summon a sandwich any time I want.
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Granted. But it's made of you're best friend's armpit hair.
I wish I could have magical powers!
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granted but your only power is the ability to fart and whipe out an entire city!!!
I wish Vincent Valentine, from Final fantasy VII was my boyfriend and in love with me and nobody else.
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Sure, but you can never see or reach him by any means possible.
I wish could walk on water.
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Grated, but you can no longer walk on land.
I wish I was a smiley.
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Granted but you are now trapped in a pop-up ad
I wish i owned an could pilot Tallgeese III
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Granted, but you cannot afford insurance.
I wish I had a nickel for every post Mr. Mustach wrote...
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Granted, but they are not of this world.
I wish I had a PSP
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granted, you had one now its lost forever
I wish that Sonic the Hedgehog was real an me an him are Bestest Friends
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Granted, you are now captured by Robotnik and stuck in a robot mole.
I wish that I could have the footage from last year's Cosplay Contest.
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Granted, but you find a hidden man in the sidelines who was secretly streaking behind everyone's eyes.
I wish I had some good food.
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Granted, but it's all high quality cat food.
I wish I had a plate of brownies. Mmmm...
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Granted, but they're those chalky dry brownies you find in hotel mini-bars... And they're $12.95 apiece.
I wish I could get over my fear of failing in front of lots of people in time for the cosplay contest.
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Granted, but you fail the Cosplay contest anyway and its hillarious to Everyone!
I Wish for a lead role along-side Chow yun Fat in a hongkong Shoot-em up style action Movie Directed by John Woo !
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Granted. But what you didn't expect was that they use real bullets and your character dies within the first 30 seconds. :3
I wish I could be a voice actress. :<
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Sure, but you die before your movie premieres. It becomes a huge success, and you can't be there to enjoy it all. (yes it's the Heath Ledger thing)
I wish to be immortal.
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Granted, but you are the only remaining living thing on this planet until the end of time. No plants, no animals, no humans. Nothing. :3
I wish Kumoricon was more than three days a year. It isn't nearly long enough! DX
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Granted, but nobody tells you what four days a year its on and they're never together.
I wish that I could have a webmaster for Pocky Club.
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granted, but every electronic device the person touches explodes.
I wish my cosplay outfit would just get here already.
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Granted, but it's torn up by drug hounds who thought it was hiding marijuana.
I wish I had my own DVD player that isn't crappy.
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Granted, but every DVD that goes in magically disappears right before the movie starts, never to be seen again. *Ninja*
I wish I had a boyfriend. (This should be interesting..)
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granted but he doesnt even like you, he's in it for a bribe so after 3 days he leaves
I wish I could see without glasses
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(XD Seems like something that would happen, too.. Better than having them turn gay after I date them, I guess? ^^;; )
Granted, but within two days, the natrual light without glasses blocking it suddenly makes your eyes sprout mushrooms.
I wish I had a new ps2. (Stupid ps3's not able to play playstation two games.. >>-grumble-)
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Granted, but it is a cheap Chinese knock-off and only plays old Soviet era Tetris games.
I wish I could sell my car without having to bother with actually selling it...
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Granted, the car magically disappears and a pile of money is left in it's place. Though the money is actually made of banana leafs.
I wish my older sister would move out already.
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Granted, she's moving this weekend, but...your folks need to hire her room out to make ends meet now, so the rent it out to a down on his luck alcoholic who helps out by doing the laundry.
I wish I had something good to look forward to this weekend...
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(Ha! She pretty much just does laundry anyways. XD)
Granted, but within an hour of whatever good is going on, you find out that your car has somehow managed to catch on fire and explode.
I wish I had something better to do than make random wishes.
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Granted, but now you're busy reading the old General Discussion threads from before the spam forum.
I wish that all the Pocky Club members could be in Portland this weekend.
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Granted they all COULD be in portland this weekend, but they choose not to be.
I wish i was getting a Ferrari 430 for my birthday!
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Granted, you were getting one but it was wrecked by a bus on its way to the party.
I wish I was already at the picnic!
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Granted, but the ants still beat you there. And they are Army ants!
I wish I was on vacation all over again...
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Granted, but now you're stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque loop.
I wish I was home.
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Granted, wherever you are now just became your home XD
I wish I was one of those famous cosplayers
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Granted, but now you're all over /c/ or whatever board it is on 4chan that rips on cosplay.
I wish my head didn't hurt.
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Granted, but now your heart hurts. AWWW.
I wish I knew how to make stencils...
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granted but now you stifle great artist because they use stencils instead of their great talent.
i wish i had $10,000 to spend at kumoricon this year
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Granted, but the taxes for money go up and you lose 70% of it.
I wish I had a glass of water. -w-
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granted *pours a glass of water over catchxme's head*
i wish i had cake
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Granted. *shoves cake in face*
I wish we were all happy. XD
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so were all happy. in fact so happy that we run in circles until we can't breath and die
I wish there wasn't gonna be a baby in my hotel room :(
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granted instead of A baby in your hotel room its now multiple Babies in your hotel room.
i wish i had something Ready to cosplay as for Kumoricon
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^ Granted, but it's just a box...it barely passes for Solid Snake's.
V I wish I could wear a big sign without looking absolutely ridiculous.
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Granted, but you end up looking only slightly ridiculous.
I wish I didn't ache so much.
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Granted, but now things are completely broken!
I wish I was getting into shape faster than I am...
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granted you get into shape less than one calorie faster, but still faster!
I wish my Bob cosplay's didn't suck.
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Granted, however you become one of those folks that cannot stop talking about your 1337 cosplay and everyone thinks you are vane.
I wish I could stay up a couple more hours tonight
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Granted, but a huge frog comes out of your toilet and eats you, thus ending your late night shindigs
I wish I could write an awesome essay
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Granted, but no one can read Swahili, so you still get a failing grade. For some reason even though you typed English, the computer decided that you had moved to Kenya recently and therefore changed the language, and the clock, so that's why your clock is about 12 hours fast.
I wish I hadn't started reading Alexander Solzhenitsyn's the Gulag Archipelago, I can hardly believe that a people would let themselves by the millions and no one says a thing...
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Granted but instead you've been reading Anthem by Ayn Rand.
I wish that I had some new black slacks for my cosplays.
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Granted, but you find out the day of the con, you packed it with your whiteout for the amazing song you were going to make!! Making the pants ruined!
I wish I was at Studio Ghibli right now.
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Granted, your there, dead
I wish I knew of some good techno bands
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Granted, all the music you just downloaded has viruses and just crashed your hard drive.
I wish I had lolita clothing.
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Granted, but now the cops have an APB out for your arrest.
I wish I had something more interesting to eat for lunch and dinner tonight...
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Granted. Though your concoction transformed into a giant squid and is now eating everything! OH NOES IT HAS YOUR ARM!!
I wish I was having a better birthday. So much for being 19. :[
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Granted. You go over to your friends house to find a surprise party planned for you, but you get pressured into some uncomfortable situations during the party and wake up rather nauseous at 5pm tomorrow.
I wish someone would actually buy my bass. :[
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Actually...I'd buy it if I had moniez
I wish I can move out now
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Granted. You could move out any time you like; doesn't mean you'll last. Internet and food cost money, ya know?
also, you totally didn't corrupt my wish.
also, you should get money to buy my bass within a week so I don't have to sell it to some nameless stranger for a quarter of its retail price.
I wish I didn't need the money. :[
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Granted you no longer need the money. but hey you didn't need that second kidney you sold to get the money either.
I wish they where making an animated Avatar Movie
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Granted but you go blind as the movie starts
I wish I could fly for as long as I wanted, and as high as I wanted.
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^ Granted, you go to the moon! Then die from lack of oxygen/pressure/space aliens.
V I wish I was a bear.
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Granted, but you then KILL EVERYONE YOU EVER LOVED OR CARED ABOUT.
I wish I was a beer.
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Granted, but you drank yourself.
I wish I was a glass of water.
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You get drank and then I piss you.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
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granted but you are technically healthy but covered in growths
I wish I had the tastiest cookie every and I ate it and was happy ^^
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granted it was tasty especialy for a cookie that was dropped on the ground, but you eat it anyway and are happy you did
i wish i had a flying sky bison
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granted, but everytime you try to ride him he goes way up in the air and rolls over so you fall, then one day...you fell to your death ^^; hehe Gomenasai
I wish I was jesus ^^
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Your Jesus, a random mexican merchant selling trinkets to tourists. until one of them beats you to death.
I wish that the next person to make a wish loses a finger.
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Granted, I loose a finger but ah ha! what is this?? Im a ninja and it was my clone making this post xP
I wish...my stupid games patch would finish doing its thing and let me play -_-
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Granted, but game play is suddenly extremely slow and aggravating! Dang!
I wish I had power over VOLCANOES
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(wow that actually happened I had to log out from lag)
Granted, but when you arn't paying attention the lava you just sent towards your enemies home you kill your family in the lava
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Granted, but you didn't make a wish so now you have terrible karma for your next seven lives.
I wish I could get something besides a song in Spanish stuck in my head...
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^Granted, you got a new song stuck in your head, but you can't understand it.
V I wish all my kittens didn't have to find homes. :(
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^ granted they don't have to find homes, they've already found them.
VI wish I had the confidence to ask the chick I like out
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^ Granted. You end up getting the confidence you want, but she thinks you are a total jerk and is not interested into you. Then she starts dating the school nerd, your best friend. : [
> I wish I could make people happy.
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Granted, but prostitution doesn't turn out as redeeming as one would hope.
I wish my DDR shoes weren't dying.
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^ you get the shoes fixed, but you become paralyzed from the waist down.
V I wish my phone would break.
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Your phone asplodes, then that girl you like calls you back after reconsidering, only to get an answering machine. You never hear from her ever again.
I wish I had a piano to play at every 1st, 2nd, or 3rd degree relative's house.
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^ granted but a shard from my exploding phone flyys out my window, stabs a bird, the bird crashes on the windshield of a car which hits the place your at, a shard from a nearby window slices your fingers off.
V I wish that I wasn't so mean some times.
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^Granted, but now you're every bully's target.
V I wish I owned a bookstore.
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Granted; enjoy your debt.
I wish someone would bump my topic on DDRFreak so it would get more views. (it's sitting halfway down the page with about 40600 views; it hit the 40000 mark less than 2 weeks ago. :[)
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Granted, but people do that to give you a false sense of love.
I wish I could move in my dorm room rite nao D:
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GRanted you could, but then your dorm burns down
VI wish all the lonely people realized they don't have to be lonely and went out to find people.
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^ Granted, but they all found you
v I wish Gai sensei wasnt so creepy
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^ granted he's not creepy and everyone like him better than you and spends all his time with him and not you
V I wish my foot didn't itch
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^ granted, but thats the only part of you that doesn't
I wish to be immortal
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Granted! All your loved ones are dead, and you're stuck floating in space after the sun goes red giant and destroys nearby planets n' such. Life gets pretty boring after that.
I wish I had some kittens or bunny rabbits or something.
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^ granted you do, there dead
i wish that im gonna meet a super awesome hot chick at the con and we can do stuff together.
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^ Granted. Although you find out her horrid hobbies and her "kinky" sides. OH GOD RUN!!!!
XD
I wish I had long hair.
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Granted! It gets tangled all the time and it takes two hours to wash your hair. WEEEEEAK.
I wish I had some Voodoo donuts! =D
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Granted, but in eating them, your body is controlled by a little girl who wants to play house every day.
I wish I was at kumoricon right now
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Granted your at kumoricon, paralyzed.
I wish my foot would fall off
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Granted, but several other body parts have fallen off, so now yo have to cosplay Thomas Covenant from the White Gold Wielder series of novels. And no one wants to share their lunch with you either. They think you mean to offer them a "hand" sandwich! :o
I wish I felt as good as I should feel...
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granted but dear god! You look and smell horrid! >_<
I wish I could speak and understand japanese
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Granted, but now you cannot read or write any language whatsoever!
I wish I didn't know secrets of other people that you know...
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Granted but now you know nothing! :O
I that more people cosplayed in everyday life
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Granted. Now people just go to conventions and wear t-shirts and jeans all day long. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
I wish it wouldn't look like someone's online when they actually aren't. >_<
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Granted and yet now no one except you is ever online -_- good going! You've corrupted the internet!
I wish Winfreds screen name was captain wiggles ^^
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WISH GRANTED ....Except I don't know how to do that so it reverts back to "Winfred." DRAT.
I wish I was a superhero called Captain Wiggles, with the power of WIGGLING.
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Granted, but people start calling you Uncle Wiggly. And you tell them over and over again that if they keep calling you Uncle Wiggly you will sick the Big Pipssissiwa on them. But that backfires and they know for sure you really are Uncle Wiggly, except that you don't have the big long ears and the fluffy cotton tail he has.
I wish I could meet someone cute and etc. at the con, and do this and that with them...
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Granted. You do this, then that, and then get hit by a car that was driven off the top level of the Lloyd Center Parking Garage and you die. TOGETHER.
I wish someone would lend me a WORKING computer (I actually need 2 more now) for Kumoricon so DDR won't fail.
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Granted, you turn them on and the immediately short out, then you have to pay to replace them
I wish I could DDR better than Tofu
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Granted, you turn them on and the immediately short out, then you have to pay to replace them
I wish I could DDR better than Tofu
GRANTED. Though when you start the tournament, you are beating him by a few points then halfway through the match your legs break and you can never play DDR ever again.
I wish I could dance not stupidly.
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^ granted, but the first person you dance with traumatizes you for life and you never dance again
I wish that everyone that goes to K-con actually showers enough so they don't smell funnay
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Granted. This leads to an extreme water shortage, and the city goes into crisis mode. Con is CANCELED. =O
I wish I bruised less easily!
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Granted. Though now you become more sore than ever due to your body not bruising.
I wish I could draw. : [
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Granted! But all you can draw is stick figures :O (But they look awesome!)
I wish my wish wouldnt be granted ^^
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Granted.
I wish my watch would just die already.
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Granted. Your watch dies but is now stuck to your wrist permanently due to it dying.
I wish I was in a Sailor Moon Musical.
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Granted! But what is this?????!!!!!!!! They replaced Shirota Yuu (the amazingly hot dude that plays tuxedo mask) for.....O_O Bill cosby....!!!! and! You just got demoted from random tree to random bush #7! and there are only 6 bushes!!!!!!!!!!! awww too bad ;P
I wish my puppy would hurry up and be house broken -_-
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Granted, but now that your house is broken, you have no place to put your puppy, so now you must stand at a freeway exit ramp soliciting donations to keep your pooch under a porch.
I wish it was my Friday already...
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Granted. Sadly you passed out for the whole weekend and it's now Monday and you didn't get any sleep.
I wish I was a voice over. : [
(REALLY WANTS TO BE THIS NAOW.)
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Granted, but you are typecast as a barking dog, and can't even get any cat-girl work.
I wish I was more excited, about anything really...
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Granted, but then you do a fanboy moment in the middle of downtown Portland causing children to cry and mothers to chase you with an axe
I wish I had flawless skin! :3
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Granted. your skin is flawless, but you have every kind of cancer except skin cancer.
I wish this little kid learned guitar easier
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Granted, then he steals your guitar and shoots your dog.
I wish I could corrupt wishes less sadistically.
EDIT: Because this was reply number 404, what actually happens is he fails to load; you realise that the world is actually a meticulously designed computer program and you're the only person you've ever known who actually exists. You spend the next 14 years of your cyberlife trying to escape, then there's a power outage, which short-circuits your spinal chord. You enter the real world for the first time in your life paralyzed from the brain down. You eventually kill yourself with a griddle due to severe chronic depression.
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....Can I eat off the griddle first?? o.o Im hungry...
I wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh............................................erm....... That Nothing bad would happen after I make wishes ^^
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Granted, but it turns out to be Opposite Day, so your house burns down and this is considered a good thing.
I wish Word had aaaall the fonts in the world.
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Granted...and yet o.o your computer blew up!!!! Nooooo! Winfred!!!!!!!!!!
v I wish my mom would let me dye my hair any color I wanted :D
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Granted you dye your hair and it all falls out..... permanently
I wish I could breath
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Granted, but only in space. The pressure then kills you.
I wish it was 75 degrees outside, instead of the MADNESS it is now. @_@
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It is now 75 degrees kelvin. You freeze to death.
I wish that either nothing or something would happen to someone or no one.
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Granted, but now you are stuck in the box with that famous cat, and no one knows if you are dead or alive, you never write home anymore.
I wish I knew what to do with myself for the two hours between when I start my weekend, and when the Clone Wars movie begins...
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Granted. You go streaking. FOR TWO HOURS.
I wish that thought hadn't occured. :[
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Wish granted, but then you'll look outside and see some old 80 year old man running by naked with fairy wings attached to his back
I wish THAT thought hadn't occurred....
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Granted, but then you see your grandparents doing the horizontal rumba in the bushes
I wish there was a gladiators event in the olympics
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Granted. You qualified. Then died.
I wish there was a boffer event in the Olympics!
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Granted, you didnt qualify so you were fed to the lions.
I wish I was a cucumber
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Granted. You've got pickled!
I wish AOL would make something cool again.
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Granted, they made a DDR pad specially for you, so that when you lost, you got shot with a laz0r and died.
I wish the character im cosplaying had facial hair.
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Granted; you're now cosplaying as father christmas.
(don't worry; I never lose at DDR, so I'd be fine)
I wish DDR would be popular again. . . starting Kumoricon 2009.
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^ granted DDR is so popular that the line was so long you never got to play the whole con AND all you did the whole con was wait in line.(and they hate you, they would make 24 pads that you'd have to hit, at the same time. you would lose, I'd make it so)
I wish that I will meet all the people at con that I like on the forums
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Granted, but then you wont like n e of them n e more, LOL j/k
I wish that Kumoricon was 5 days long so I could go to everything! :D
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Granted, but they schedule more and you wind up missing even more stuff you'd like to go to.
I wish I had absolute control of time.
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granted but you try to freeze time, the air won't move, and since you can't breath you suffocate and fail to unfreeze time.
I wish the CCS had a meeting tomorrow and everything goes just right.
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Okay, kind of tangental, but this made me realise something.
If someone freezes time, and dies, and can't unfreeze time, due to individual process, that person would disappear from existence at that point in time, because their physical being would no longer progress through time, and thus would not be interpreted physically by other objects after that point in time. That's why it's impossible to travel through time or absolutely freeze time. However, it is possible to severely adjust ones interpretation of time. Ever had a dream where you did something for days, even weeks, then woke up 8 hours later? One of my life goals is to learn how to trigger this (and other dream functions) electronically by inducing R.E.M. This would add a new dimension (or three) to virtual reality: playing video games through dreams.
On subject, granted; Community Counseling Service co. LLC has a meeting tomorrow and it goes down really well.
I wish I wasn't quite so focused on Video Games when planning my future. . .
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Granted you get into something rather boring, and somone else steals your idea and becomes loved as much as Chuck Norris
I wish I knew how chuck norris felt about the the jokes about him.
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Granted. He thinks they're a load of crap and has threatened to sue anyone who publishes them.
I wish people would make jokes about how badass I am.
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Granted but its just me and you so nobody actually cares.
I wish I didn't have to make my friends cosplays
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Granted. I killed your friends.
I wish I could say things like that without people getting all scrunched in the ass and serious about it.
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Granted, but now its also like that for everyone, and a majority of them do end up doing it.
I wish people were more easy going
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Granted but they still kill your friends.
I wish that people would not reply to every post.
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^ Granted, but then the forums die off and nobody knows anything about the con anymore.
I wish that Murphy's Law never went into effect.
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Granted, but now the second-worst possible outcome always happens, and that's pretty terrible too!
I wish I had some new clothes
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Granted, but they're a hobo's old clothes.
I wish that people would stop marking barely-serious occasions as 'solemn' and telling me to knock out the funny at said occasions.
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Granted, but now when things need to be serious, they're all joking and making fun of it, which leads to even you hating them for not taking things seriously enough sometimes.
I wish I had the patience to watch anime again. ~____~
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Granted, but then you go blind because you saw Manfaye pop up in one of them.
I wish everyone would stop fighting. -w-
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Granted, but now we have endless severe negotiations. And sanctions, can't have no fighting without interminable sanctions!
I wish common sense ruled.
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Granted, but seeing how common sense is all about perspective, nothing changes and you waste your wish. congrats.
I wish that I got to spend more time with this chick I like.
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Granted. She gets some untimely exposure to some of your less attractive habits. (I'm assuming, of course, that you're imperfect. If you are, in fact, perfect, she realises that she can't handle being in your Godly presence and you never see her again)
I wish I could find a chick I like. :[
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^ granted you like her, and she likes you. and you hang out and what not buuuuuuuuuuuuuut she wants to have a bunch of babies and make a blanket of of them to snuggle with you under. and your just not down.
I wish tofu was in my age group so I could introduce him to some ladies.
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Granted; he still looks/acts like he's a 40-year-old alcoholic with tourettes.
I wish I didn't have such an easy time seeing why girls don't like me :[
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Granted, you see why they like you, and become a big stud. but you also become incredibly shy so there s no point.
I wish that I actually enjoyed going to school.
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Granted, focus on your hobbies, be more open and don't over think things, enjoy the time while you have it, you'll be out of school and forget about the bad times.
I wish there was a guy out there who actually can like me for who I am, and not because just of my looks D:
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Granted, but he thinks you're ugly. D:
I wish I had gone to bed 3 hours ago so I wouldn't be going to see my sponsors tomorrow looking like a zombie with a hangover (gotta wake up at 6. . .)
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Granted, and you miss out on the chance for me to introduce you to Nicole.
I wish, ummmmm, there were no more ninja
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Granted. Then the pirates pick a fight they can't win. (I'd say more, but you have to watch Prince Caspian to get the details; I'm not postin' spoilers)
I wish that I could find the going to bed topic so I could properly inform my viewers in real time.
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Granted you find it, hit reply, click post, and then your internet drops before it goes through.
I wish I could sing instead of play guitar.
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Sure, but you can't read music.
I wish I could stop being a procrastinator.
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Granted, but now that you finally got off your duff, you have no time for the con.
I wish I had something other to drink besides diet tea.
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^ granted, its moose piss
I wish someone made an incorruptible wish
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Granted, but the exception to the rule is that you can't be the one to make it.
I wish the pan-handlers at freeway off-ramps would get jobs...
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^ Granted but now clowns will take their place instead (hah I couldnt think of ne thing)
V I wish Kumoricon was tomorrow!
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^ Granted, but no one is fully prepared and it ends up turning into EXTREME CHAOS.
V I wish my cosplay was maaagically finished and good-looking on time.
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Granted, but the fit well, let's put it this way, you always wanted to have your own garden gnome right? And now you can have the best dressed garden gnome around. He'll make all kinds of friends as he travels the world sending you photos of all the places he's been. He'll be the Paris Hilton of garden gnomes! He even has an energy policy!
I wish I could eat my lunch now and not be hungry when I can least afford it...
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^granted, but you will always have a distended stomach and stomach ache from eating to much ^^
I wish i could convice anyone of anything...
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^
Granted, but you now are inable to tell the truth (so whatever you convince everyone of will always be a lie)
I wish Edward Elric were real and I could have him ^^ (wanted to put something fangirly)
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^
granted but its a time share, you can only have him once a month
I wish my post counter thingy wasn't broken
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^ Granted, but then when it shows you got to 3k posts, Tom makes you eat a whole can o' spam.
V I wish I was already in college.
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^ granted, but that means you are behind on your classwork and therefore have also been put on academic probation, one more semester like this and you can kiss your financial aid good-bye!
I wish I didn't have to fight my co-worker to use this computer...
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^ Granted, but then your coworker goes for a walk, gets hit by a train, and you have to deal with the guilt that if you'd just let him/her use the computer, s/he would be alive. .
V I wish I had Photoshop CS.
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^ granted, but it is a bootleg copy, and the viruses that came with it have destroyed your entire motherboard.
Dang, my co-worker didn't get hit y a train, he's back and will go into serious withdrawal symptoms if I don't let him use this computer, I wish I knew how to cure his Internet addiction, or his texting, or his cell phone, SOMETHING, ANYTHING!!!....
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^ You get him addicted to Pocky so he steals your identity to feed his addiction and you must declare bankrupsy.
V I wish I had faster internet.
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^ Granted, but now your internet is addicted to Power Thirst and keeps playing the commercials in a loop.
V I wish it was the weekend so I can go to Rocky Horror.
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^ Granted, but you get stuck in a time warp and when you finally get out, Rocky Horror just ended.
V I wish I lived in California.
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^ granted, but your house might catch fire D:
v I wish I was a man...D:
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Granted, congratulations, you now earn 70% more income that you used to, and it has put you into a higher tax bracket, aww too bad, now you don't qualify for financial aid in college, congratulations you now have to shave your face everyday, and you smell bad too, aww too bad, no one wants to flirt with you, you lecherous old pervert!!! the police are looking for you to register as a sex offender.
I wish it wasn't so easy to be depressing...
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Granted. This game sucks.
I wish people could make more generalisations like that. . .
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^ granted, un-luckily for you, you are now shoved into the 'scum of the earth' generalization group. You get burnt at the stake.
v I wish my friends and i could learn everything instantly so that we won't have to go to school
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Granted, but who is going to take the exams?
I wish I could magically zap me some of my peanut butter and chocolate ice cream, with or without the little pink plastic spoon...
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Wish granted, but then you realize you're deathly allergic to both peanut butter and chocolate.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of Bawls.
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^ granted.... you will recive them, from the sky, at high velocity, on your house/you. ^^
v I wish I could convince my parents of anything
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Granted. Credit or Debit?
I wish more people got my jokes. . .
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Granted, but now they all have hairballs too.
I wish I hadn't over the years, allowed myself to be able to eat all of the lunch I bring...
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Granted. You spent most of your life anemic and malnourished.
I wish someone would make Tofu Bacon. :[
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^ granted I make it for you, but also light my hair on fire and die, you lose your appetite
V I wish I had a new set of acoustic strings
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^ granted, but the SPCA comes knocking at your door, because all the neighborhood cats have come up missing. You see, your neighbors think you are actually a witch, not a pirate, so they think you are doing some kind of satanic ritual with their pets, not being too cheap to go buy nylon strings.
I wish I would give up on anime I really don't love, and just mail the darn things back, instead of making myself suffer so...
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Granted. But the good part starts halfway. You miss your revelation. You never become the revered philosopher you're supposed to be.
I wish I was revered.
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^ you are, but only by the beings in your imagination and me
VI wish I wasn't full
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You are. You eat more. And more. You get fat.
I wish I hadn't spend all my money today.
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granted, you never got it to spend it
I wish my computer was virus free
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It "was" for about 20mins till you opened a trojan horse
i wish for a new GSXR 750
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Granted. You crash, go comatose, and miss the best 7 years of your life.
I wish my teeth weren't such jerks.
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granted, they leave
I wish I could trade all my clothes for clothes that were my style
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Granted. There's a 3-day layover which you must spend NAKED.
I wish my SD cards would work right.
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Granted, they do, for 2 milliseconds.
I wish tea didn't give me brainfreeze
(btw im naked more then 3 days at a time anyways, soo that would'nt bug me
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^ you drink a cup of tea, and burn your toungue so badly you can't taste for the rest of your life
v I wish i could drive
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Granted, but people near you have been going crazy for years now!
I wish I could tune a fish...
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-_-...
Granted you can now Fine tune fish... This how ever makes Dolphins very angry keeping you stuck to swimming pools and shallow waters,
I wish I had and could pilot an R-Wing from starfox!
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Granted, but on your first solo flight you crash into an X-wing and a Y-wing, and now you have an R rated XY cross gendered kind of ship.
I wish I could leave work early today.
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Granted. But you are'nt allowed to come back.
I wish Kumoricon was sooner.
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^granted, it is tommorow, you are tottaly un-prepared, and by the time you get there, there are no badges left. ;D
v I wish i didn't have school!
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Granted, but now yu don't have money either. Maybe you should mend that hole in your pocket.
I wish I could have brought more lunch today, 12 hours is a long time to go with only limited food.
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granted but you over ate and got fat ._.
I wish that I can live a happy life giving to others and falling love with some one, having a wonderful familey, and make a decent living as a writer publishing my books
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Granted, but then you decided to get a dog.....
I wish they'd start making SNES games again.
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Granted, but it was being financed through Lehman Brothers. Oops.
I wish we could send our most violent criminals to nations that support terrorism, or something else we really don't like...
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Granted now all of Hard Core criminals are highly Trained and funded Terrorists..... Seriously at what point did this seem like a good idea?
I wish i had a personal assistant
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^ granted. That personal assistant is me, I verbaly abuse you every day, and on the bad days i make you do things for me. ^^
v i wish i could make like a few of my classmates and go into collage at 16, graduate by 20 and get any job i want!
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Granted you get any job ya want, but your friends are now forced to serve 4 tours of active duty in the Spoon Army, working hard and fighting on the Frontines against opression.
I wish for a StreetfighterIV Arcade cabinet
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Granted, but you turn it on and all there is is navi on the screen screaming "HEY, HEY! LISTEN, LISTEN!" over and over, along with the tinkling noise. What's worse... IT WILL NEVER STOP.
I wish for enough money and materials to completely fix my Garnet costume and make my Uzumaki Kashino, Pride!Ed, Wedding!Yuna, and episode 3 KOS-MOS with all the trimmings.
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Granted, but you are still too lazy to actually make them. So they sit in the closet all year long gathering dust, and moths. So you decide to go as a Swiss Cheese.
I wish I was on vacation, instead of Monday...
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^ you go on vacation. to florida. right when a hurrican hits. good job ^^
v I wish i could teleport
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^ granted, but your no good at it, only half of you goes, and not horizontally either.
VI wish my cousin wasn't sick anymore
Poor little dude has strep
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^ he dosn't... but now you have strep.... for the rest of your life!
v I wish I could transfer into Japanese 5... J3 is SO boring!
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You do. Then you fail it, because you weren't prepared.
I wish I was more creative.
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Granted But Now All You Know How To Be Is Creative You Dont Know How To Do Anything Else.
I Wish There Were More Anime Convetions A Year I Could Go To/ Afford.
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Granted, and they happen every weekend for only $2. Too bad that is exactly what you get:$2 worth of convention.
I wish I can make myself save enough money to afford a trip to San Diego for Comic Con next summer...
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^ sure thing! welcome to one meal a day!
v I wish people got my mean sense of humor ><
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Granted, but are you sure you really want this? It was better to not have them know exactly how you feel about them. But since they know now, they are forming a long long line of people waiting to beat you to a bloody pulp. The next con you go to will have two lines of people with paddles waiting for you to have to run through them.
I wish I didn't know so much about my co-workers divorce...
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^ you don't know anything. tomorrow you go to work and ask how the husband/wife is doing. He/She is severely offended and flings you out a window. A 4th story window.
v I wish I were MORE physic with kate... so she wouldn't block me out!
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Was that physic, or psychic? Whatever, wish granted. Now nothing blocks you out, not even the channel lock your parents put on the TV! Even better, all those channels come streaming directly into your brain, and the TV isn't even on, and you don't even have to be around a TV. You also walk through locked doors, walls, windows. The Hindu god Gonesh envies you for your ability to overcome obstacles. But now you can't hold an ice cream cone.
I wish there was something good to eat waiting for me when I get home...
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^ there is! until about 3 seconds before you consume it. The dogs gone and eaten it! ><
v i wish i didn't have to sleep
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Granted, but now you can't get a ride to my place to watch anime all night, and you really just can't see past doing homework, so you are bored out of your skull all night. And when the alarm clock rings in the morning, you go into a coma for 3 weeks.
I wish I had better plans for my birthday Saturday...
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Granted. They fall through. Also, you damage your kidney. Ever so slightly.
I wish my right lung worked. :/
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granted it works. in me. because I stole it from you and now I have 3 lungs. surgery was spendy though.
I wish I had more than 5 plastic .50mm dunlop guitar picks
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Granted; they're in Portland.
I wish I hadn't written that in pen. Now the paper's all messy 'cause I messed up.
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granted, you wrote it in my blood, and its messier
I wish I move my hair. Like if I wanted I sit and play game and do my homework with my dreads I could.
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So do I. But we all know that it would turn on us eventually and hang us in our sleep.
I wish PGTM had been on May 11th (it was on the 7th). Because then I would have gotten 5th out of 11, on 5/11/2007. Also, 5.1.1 is a song on DDR and BeatMania.
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Granted it gets moved to that date, but I also decide to have a nacho eating competition and we eat nachos for a full day. you miss it, and we call it a draw.
I wish I could control how fast I could grow any of my hair.
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Granted, but you can't control the scissors. . . THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. LURKING.
I wish I was safe from scissors. :[
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GRanted, but your not from buzzers
I wish my hair couldn't be damaged by anything, and it was long enough to wrap around my entire body.
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Granted. The world crumbles around your success.
I wish I had a workshop. D:
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granted you have a workshop that makes acne creating cream, and its a failure
I wish that there was only enough humans to live off the resources we have, and once that happens we control our growth.
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Granted, but Utopiae always have drawbacks. ALWAYS.
I wish I knew the plural for Utopia.
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granted, you knew, now you forgot
I wish the kool-aid in my fridge was actually tampico
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Granted, but Tampico contains 12% less cool.
Not really btw; there's no way I can corrupt that. Tampico's just too perfect.
I wish I could be like Tampico!
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The fruit drink or the city in Mexico?? well as you wish your now incredibly fruity and you live in mexico....
I wish Battle Fantasia had more characters and the fighting system wasn't so broken.
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Granted, but all the new characters are just clones, and the fighting is only a little broken now.
I wish I was already on my weekend...
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^ you are. but like in groundhog day, every day is the same day, and you can't get out no matter what.
v I wish i was 18.
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Ok you fall into a coma and wake up 3 months after your 18th birthday
I wish my puppy could talk
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Granted, but it talks 24/7.
I wish I had a giant cake.
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Granted, Buts Its Filled With Human Body Parts From A Pyhco Killer An You Get Arrested Later For It....
I Wish I Didnt Have ADHD
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grante..... HEY lets ride bikes!!
I wish i could fly just like Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog
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Granted But You Dont Know How To Ude Them And You Crash Into Walls, Trees Etc...
I Wish I Had Sugar!!!!
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it takes about a week to get your pure uncut sugar cane, they ship it over in boats ya know. When it arrives you get 2 packets of sweet~n~low, a pile of Splenda, a giant mound of pure sugar cane and more ants then your new Hyperactive self can deal with.
I wish i had Char's custom Rick Dom
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Granted, but it was made from an English design, with sub-standard parts to cut costs, so it is always in the shop. Your mecha mechanic gets to spend a lot more time with your Rick Dom than you ever dream of. In fact you think your Rick and your mechanic are having an affair. Every time you ask any questions, your mechanic just says "haro".
I wish there was more football to watch tonight...
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Granted, But Now Its Football Everynight All Channals All Re-runs Of The Same Thing Over And Over And Over And Your TV Doesnt Turn Off So It Cant Be Stoped
I Wish I Could Have A Longer Leash Away From My Mom -.-
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^ you leave and never go home and never see her again
v i wish i didn't have the 15 second posting limit ><
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YUSH TY SO MUCH I LOVE YOU!!!!
^Granted But You Type So Much That When You Grow Old You Get Gout And The Have To Cut Off Ur Fingers
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^ non wish granted! now you never can wish again!!!!
v I wish i weren't so evil ^^
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Ah Forgot ;_; FINE JOO WANNA PLAY THAT WAY!!! D:<
VGranted, Now Your So Nice All You Do Is Skip Around Talking About Rainbows And Unicorns Wear Pink And Pick Flours
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^ I grant your silent wish that I am back to normal!
v i wish people were as evil as me!
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granted, now everyone is too generous, and we all die. we know your nice
I wish my phone didn't break
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ok ^^ you don't have one TO break
i wish i had a phone!
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granted, you "had" one, I stole it because I didn't
I wish I wasn't black
( that wasn't a black joke)
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oh... kay... not really sure where to go with this one...
i wish i never had to sleep!
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You start to go crazy and talk to things that arn't really there
I wish i had Avatar season 3
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you did. but your dog got hungry and ate the DVD'S >>
i wish it weren't so hot in here!
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granted, its half a degree cooler
I wish there wasn't 4 big raccoons around my house
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there arn't... there are 10 ;D
i wish deer were easier to catch >>
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there easier to catch but now they are extremely dangerous!
I wish my puppy could Fly!
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he flys away from you, never to be seen again
i wish I could fly!
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granted, you can fly a millionth of a millimeter off the ground
I wish my guitar was working
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^ it is... turns out your deaf
i wish my computer wouldn't randomly restart >>
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Granted Its no longer random but when i decide it should
I wish i was more popular Then Tenchi!!!
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granted, you get so popular you plop back down onto the loser side of the spectrum
I wish my room was clean
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It cleans itself, sending your things whizzing through the air... a book hits you and kills you... good job ^^
i wish i could get kate to clean our room >>
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granted, she cleans it with your corpse
I wish your sister was on the forums too
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^ i just CAN'T grant it!!! you REALLY DONT!!!!...
v i wish kate wouldn't use twitter ONLY to threaten me >>
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granted, now she threatens you with everything
I wish you and your sister were MOAR PSYCHIC WITH EACH OTHER!
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^ we are... we use our psychic powers to read all your thoughts and torrment you untill you die!!!
i wish i could jump 7 miles in one leap!
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granted, but you die when you land
I wish you actually were a spoon
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like an actually spoon... utensil...? if so, i choke you to death while you are eating ice cream
i wish i could teleport withough dying >>
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granted, you teleport and leave a small part of your spine behind, and are fully paralyzed
I wish I was deaf
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^ ok ^^ someone with railroad spikes for hands claps your ears... for the split second before you are dead, you go deaf ^^
i wish i could see with my eyes closed
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granted, but you still can't see behind you when your evil half hits you with that shovel
I wish I don't have a nightmare tonight like I have the past 5.
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you don't have a nightmare like the last 5... you have one SO MUCH scarrier, that you can't even leave your house in the morning
i wish i wasn't tired ><
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your now wide awake with fear! your to scared and paranoid to fall asleep, you spend the next couple hours curled up on the bathroom floor.
I wish Fios was available in my area
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^ It is, but a law just passed and you can't have it.
V I wish I had a sammich.
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^ granted but before you got it was dropped on the floor of a metro bus without any wrapper.
v I wish my cosplay was finished
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^ granted... its 2 sizes to small ^^
v I wish it wasn't raining
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^Granted but its now really hummid and your hair is ruined
v i wish for 1 un-corruptable wish
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^ granted... if you make that wish, you will die 30 seconds afterward ^^
v i wish i could just get my degree without all the time it takes to get there
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Granted, but your degree is now a Masters in South American Literature.
I wish I could have a pint of Ben and Jerry's.
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Granted, but now every bite you take makes you gain 30lbs
I wish my eye didnt hurt so bad
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Granted, but your foot will start to hurt instead.
I wish I had cake right now.
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^Granted, but its only a crumb
I wish I could save more money
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Granted! You now easily save up money, but it's only Monopoly money.
I wish I was in better shape. :(
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^ granted but sadly you had to have a tapeworm in your sistem and you die shortly after surgery sorry =D
V I wish i could see amber
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Granted but now everyone you see looks exactly alike and it is a different Amber than you expected.
I wish I had a new pair of slippers.
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^ granted, they are carnivorous and eat your feet ^^
v I wish I had no homework for the entire year
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Granted,but now you have a ton more classwork to do.
I wish I was a vampire.
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Granted but your an ugly lesser vampire and your constantly on the run from Arucard and Buffy. Everynight when u awake you worry the end is near for you.
I wish Shin-Chan lived a couple houses down from me.
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Granted but he poops in your shoes when he comes over.
I wish that I had a magic sword.
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Granted, but your doctor won't renew your Viagra prescription ever again!
I wish my mom beats the cage fighter in her election...
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Granted,but she nevers beats anyone in an election again.
I wish I was out of Arizona.
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Granted, but you are shipped to Antartica with the Penguins. >:I
I still wish I had some cake.
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Granted,but it turns out to be made of mud.
I wish cats could talk.
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Granted, but they never stop.
I wish my homework was done.
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Granted, To bad it was all at an "F" level
I wish i could have a lolita dress for my spoony cosplay
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Granted,but it doesn't look how you imagined it.
I wish the sun wasn't so bright.
-
granted, its barley even going, we all freeze to death
I wish it was 2 hours ago.
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^ granted. You time travel back two hours. Sadly, by the time you get back here, you are being chucked into a river half buried in a concrete block, and thus you can't make the wish, your wish is null and void ^^.
Have a nice swim! ^^
v I wish i could move out of my house
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^granted, you move into a cardboard box downtown
I wish I had time to shower
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^ you have the time, but you are so poor, you water has been shut off ^^
v I wish i could teleport
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granted, but its only a millimeter at a time and you can only do it once
I wish this thread was never made
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^ it wasn't. You really should take you medication Mr. Jones. Quit wiggling your fingers in the air like you are typing >>
v I wish i could be 18 at this moment!
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granted, but alot of older dudes start creeping towards you.....
I wish I would stop dreaming of me being a zombie
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^ now you dream of you being eaten by zombies... slowly
v I wish i never had to sleep
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^ due to having all this extra time awake you begin to go crazy and you friends start questioning your actions.... eventually you get commited to a mental hospital and you spend all your time awake in a padded party room with a really kool jacket.
v I wish my puppy was smarter
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^ granted, it can use .0000000000001% more of its brain
I wish I didn't have to go to school
-
Granted,but you are forced to watch educational videos.
I wish I could fly.
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^ you fall asleep mid-flight, crash, and die ^^
v I wish I was the smartest person in the world
-
Granted,but you're so smart you think everyone else is too dumb to talk to and live an isolated life.
I wish spiders didn't bite.
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^ instead the spit poison... at your eyes ^^
v I wish my jaw problem would get better right now
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It's better,but now you're having back problems.
I wish Arizona had seasons.
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^ it does! I has hot, very hot, Deadly, and Hot again ^^
v I wish there were more months of summer break!
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Granted,but the teachers assign a lot of summer homework.
I wish scorpions didn't exist.
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^ they dont.... giant hybrids of snakes and hippos do instead ^^ have fun ;D
v I wish i could speak every language on earth ^^
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granted,but you get them mixed upp sometimes because you know so many.
I wish I didn't forget how to speak English at times.
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^ you don't for get 'at times' you forget ALL THE TIME ^^ (i do that to though ^^)
v I wish i could convince anyone of anything!! ^^
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granted,but people take what you say in a way other than what you mean.
I wish it would be 2009 already.
-
^ you get hit by a truck, when you wake up from your coma, its the last day of 2009 ^^
v I wish school was over
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^ It is, but now you have to work 24/7.
V I wish I had telekinesis.
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^ the only thing you can move with your power is excrement. have fun ^^
v I wish the weather was ALWAYS like it is here RIGHT now ^^
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^ It is, but that's because time has stopped, and you can't enjoy it!
V I wish Sakura-con would come faster. :(
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^ oh, *sigh* i'm sorry! the last day was yesterday! it was a bunch of fun!! to bad you couldn't be there! :'(
v I wish i could always get what I wanted
-
Granted, but now you can't think of a thing you want, ever! You have become more immobile than Steven Hawking, less capable of independent thought than our current president!
I wish I knew what to have for dinner...
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^ you know what to have, but you will never get it ^^
v I wish i had better wishes ^^
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^ Your wishes are now the most amazing, original ones anyone has ever heard. It makes everyone jealous, and now no one talks to you.
V I wish I could control the weather.
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^you can control the weather, but only in places that you arn't
v I wish i could fly
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^ You can, but you don't know how to land. Ow.
V I wish textbooks didn't cost so much.
-
Granted, now you know how to get the "5 fingered discount"
I wish I could make other people have serious gas attacks whenever I feel like it..
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^ for what you give, you shall receive ^^
v i wish I was the best student in all my classes ^^
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^ granted, people get jealous, you get stabbed
I wish I had money for all my friends birthdays.
-
^ Granted, but the money makes you distant and you have no idea what to get anyone.
I wish I was graduating already. XP
-
^ granted, but you'll have to wait four years for the ink to dry on your Internet Diploma from ACME College.
I wish I could come up with better jokes....
-
^granted, but only stupid immature people appreciate them
I wish I was caucasian
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^granted, but now everyone else isn't.
I wish I didn't have a cold.
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^ you have a fever and sinus infection instead!
v I wish my jaw wasn't so messed up
-
Granted, but now you have beak!
I wish that I had team of engineers at my command.
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Granted, but there not the right kind of engineer.
I wish I wasn't out of guitar picks
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Granted but all your new picks are super sharp and actually cut your guitar strings.
I wish I had a jet fighter I could fly around.
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Granted. You now have a jet fighter you can fly around. But do you know how to fly it?
I wish that this wish is either granted zero times, once, more than once, fractionally, negativity both singular and plural, or entirely ignored, disputed, reflected, cancelled, or reversed.
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(of course I can fly my jetfighter, you granted "I wish I had a jetfighter I could fly around in." If I didn't know how to fly it- I COULDN'T)
Granted, You never made a wish and LOST yet another forum game on purpose.
I thought you would have learned by now.
I wish I had a bowl of blueberries.
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(Check my wish once again, Tom. You undeniably granted it in its full form by disputing it.)
You get a bowl of blueberries. And then you go to the bathroom and find no toilet paper. Ah, the power of natural laxatives with fruit.
I wish that someone somewhere would do something, or that someone somewhere would do nothing. Anything or nothing at all.
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(I never said I ate the blueberries, geeze you really are bad at this game. This isn't D&D.)
Granted, but you don't remember what happens to you.
I wish I was a couple inches taller.
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And then everyone laughs because platform shoes look ridiculous.
I wish.
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Granted, but it turns out nobody understood your wish, so it actually isnt granted.
I wish my pasta had more flavor.
-
granted, it has the flavor of toes.
I wish I couldn't lose the game
-
Randall Munroe makes you lose.
I wish that I a coke bottle. A whole one. Like that other time when I and then the whole bottle.
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Randall Munroe makes you lose.
I wish that I a coke bottle. A whole one. Like that other time when I and then the whole bottle.
Granted, but it is now inside your incomplete sentence.
I wish that I had a banana.
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^ Granted. You are now the Banana King, but your TV and all your furniture has been stolen.
V I wish for unlimited wishes.
-
Granted, but all of your future wishes will go un-granted.
I wish I had more orange juice.
-
The orange juice has a virus known to kill you instantly.
I wish I would die.
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;_;
Granted, but you come back as an angel, and you have lots of yummy cakes.
I wish I had some cakes...
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I ate them and I laughed at you.
I wish everyone bothered me(Not really)
-
Granted. Prepare for me to ram my chair into yours.
I wish I had ramune right now.
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You're too poor to afford it.
I wish you people sucked my bawls.
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You don't have any, and even if you did, you'd give them AIDS that you got from you know who. ^^
I wish I was a sea cucumber.
-
People do nasty things with cucumbers.
I wish you people rot in in the depths of hell.
-
Granted all you people rot in hell. But its that special level of hell saved for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.
I wish I had a job :x
-
Granted, you now get to lick envelopes for a living.
I wish my van was re-upholstered.
-
Your van is reupholstered. Then you go barhopping and now it's covered in puke.
I wish I wasn't gay.
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Well you are and we love you that way.
I wish Tanis didn't wish he wasn't gay.
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Tanis did wish that. HAH
I wish I another pocky.
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I ate it.
I wish I had a life.
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You bought one on e-bay, but it was recalled.
I wish my sister fit in her halloween costume.
-
Your sister does fit in her halloween costume.
I wish my boss' eye infection would heal up. He's a really awesome boss.
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It won't, it will spread to you. (Did someone put used make-up on him?)
I wish I cared about everyone.
-
You care about only me. That one doesn't even need to be corrupted; it's simply false.
I wish that I knew how to code in Pascal.
Oh, wait...
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You do... but um... I can't corrupt it.
I wish I knew what Tanis' wish was.
-
Granted but now your name is Tom and I have to be someone else. :(
I wish that people weren't so starved for attention.
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^ Granted. They are now starved for BRAINS!
V I wish for a pony.
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^Granted, but its too small for you.
I wish my cat had a home.
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It got run over because it was homeless.
I wish I had some biscotti.
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Granted, but Tanis took it away from you and ate it.
I wish I had food.
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I could buy biscotti but I wouldn't give you any.
I wish I had a sledge hammer.
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Sure. It is weighs 10 grams, is 3 cm. tall.
I wan't a cherry tree.
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You're now an apple. And Ari just skinned and ate you.
I wish I had a dollar.
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I stole it.
I wish this thread would end.
-
It would, but because no one liked you.
I wish my twin was happy. D:
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Granted. You were delicious.
I wish I was employable.
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*mod edit*
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Granted, you don't get it.
I wish people would get my jokes.
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*mod edit*
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Granted. This forum is boring now lol.
I wish youoy hsiw I
-
Granted, you now have your wish granted to your mirror universe twin.
I wish I could electrocute customers a tiny bit.
-
Granted, but you get sued for it.
I wish there was no school today.
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^ alright ^^ you have no summer break ^^
v I wish i never had school
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Okay, but now no one likes you because you never learned anything.
I wish I could teleport.
-
Granted! Welcome to the Chippendale Dancer's Shavatorium.
I wish that customers would stop calling me, thinking I have the power to cancel their accounts.
-
Granted. You and the local pizza place have switched numbers.
I wish I was taller.
-
Granted, but now you're Godzilla.
I wish I wasn't sick. [Deja vu, much?]
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Granted! You're not sick. Just mentally ill.
I wish I was and then I the coke bottle and my mom got scared and me the bottling plant.
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...
I wish Tanis could speak English.
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Granted. But he lost the ability to speak or type.
I wish Tanis would use VERBS.
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His head is so far up his ass and the verbs were drowning in **** so they had to be taKen away.
I wish Tanis wasn't so mean.
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Granted he's not.....to everyone else. XP
I wish I could think of a wish.
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You think of a wish, and then Ari turns into a watermelon.
I wish I were more adorable.
-
Granted, but only for a minute, then your back to normal. =3
I wish I had something to nom on.
-
Granted, but its your least favorite food.
I wish for the bacon.
-
Granted, you get the bacon, but its covered in poo
I wish she still loved me.
-
Granted, but she's so in love it drives you crazy and you want to punch a baby.
I wish I had a normal-sized chest...instead of a flat one...-_-
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Granted, but the rest of you increased with your chest.
I wish I had a spoon.
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Granted, but the rest of you increased with your chest.
I wish I had a spoon.
TT.TT Evilll....!!!
Anywhoz...Granted, but it's been shoved up ur butt.
I wish I could grow a couple inches taller.
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You grow a couple inches taller. You then also get an unwanted cantaloupe.
I wish I got the unwanted cantaloupe.
-
Granted, the unwanted cantaloupe is rotten.
I wish I were a vampire.
-
Granted, you become a vampire and are hunted down and killed and you can't go to kumoricon cues its in the day.
I wish my English homework was done.
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Holy crap you typed properly. With that kind of English you should have no trouble with your homework. But it's not done yet.
I wish I could instain mother who kill their babby.
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Well Tanis you can thank my English teacher.
The mother would get bored with the baby's flesh and start eating human faces.
I wish Deidara stop reading over my shoulder.
-
She goes blind.
I wish Simon would stop practicing right now.
-
He stops, then comes and kills you.
I wish Deidara dies right now.
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Granted now she comes back as a zombie!
I wish my hand wasnt hurting
-
Granted but then it falls off.
I wish I could get Deidara to speck right she just said "melt don't ice".
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She spoke! O:
I wish for the puppy to not pee.
-
Granted. eventually it dies and its all your fault
I wish I was a better poet.
-
You're a poet and you didn't even know it. XD
I wish I was amazing.
-
Granted, though ur so obsessed with urself you shut urself off from the world and never see anime or conventions ever again.
I wish I had an Itachi plush. :P
-
Granted but its head got ripped off.
I wish people weren't so creepy.
-
^ now you are the only creepy person in the world... and everyone knows your a creep to
v I wish i was in Corvallis
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It didn't but you can't remember how to turn it on.
I wish that thump I heard just now wasn't the cat knocking something down in my room.
-
Granted, it was the monster coming out of ur closet to get you.
I wish school was easier.
-
^ Granted, but now monkeys can do it. We're overrun by those damn dirty apes.
V I wish it wasn't so cold.
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^
Granted it gets warm after snowboard season is over
v I wish my dog was smarter then the person granting my wish
-
Granted, but being that smart would mean it would have to be a genius...so...now it is ur master. (xD Jk.)
I wish I lived near my friends...
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And now you live near your friends!
Too bad McCain's the president now.
I wish I could start writing my novel now.
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You can't because you'd be bitch slapped if you did.
I wish I still had biscotti.
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Granted but its not the meg you wanted..... ITS MEG GRIFFIN!!!!!! enjoi
I wish the new fatal frame wasn't on Wii
-
Granted, but the game got recalled because it started posessing people.
I wish I did good on my PSATs.
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^^ I TOOK THE PSAT'S TODAY TOO!!! ^^ they were pretty ok ^^
^ You ace it!!!... sadly your answer sheet lights on fire and you get a zero
v I wish my knee didn't hurt ><
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It doesn't but now something else hurts.
v I wish my friends were happy.
-
^Granted, but you are not.
I wish the pizza would come faster...
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^it comes flying through the window and falls on the floor and is all gross ^^
v i wish i wasn't so cold
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^
Granted, but the pizza man trips and it splats on the ground
< took the PSATs today too. o.o
I want my Yuna wedding dress to be epiq and win the cosplay contest next year.
-
^Granted but you miss all the cool events.
vI wish I could find the perfect dress for my costume.
-
Yes, but I. Magnin still won't let you take it home without paying for it.
I wish I felt better than I do...
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^ Granted. You feel GRRRRREAT! But now you're a 2D cartoon tiger.
V I wish I had a job.
-
You have a job, bathing old men for 5 cents an hour.
I wish I wasn't too full to finish my cake.
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^ Granted. You now spew uncontrollably.
V I wish I wasn't shy.
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^Granted, you met me. Nao I shall teach you not to be shy. (Yeah, thats a corruption)
I wish for a fish.
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^ Granted, you are now covered in fish.
V I wish to go home this weekend.
-
Granted, but you get stuck on the sidewalk right outide your home. Stupid piece of gum attatched to your shoe.
I wish I had a green crayon.
-
Granted. It was bitten up by a seven-year-old boy.
I wish I had ramune.
-
Granted, but I spit in it.
I wish my letters glowed.
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^ They do, but they blind anyone that tries to read them.
V I wish I was a robot.
-
^ Granted, but you broke soon after due to a young lady spilling juice all over you for bumping into her.
V I wish I had another arm.
-
^Granted, but you are now some child's plaything...along with plastic Godzilla, of whom is kicking ur plastic @$$.
I wish I had lots'o money!
-
^You do. But its in the bank and you can't access it.
I wish I had three more wishes.
-
Granted, but they are only usable on the third blue moon of odd ending years.
I wish I could travel to distant stars...
-
^ You can, but it still takes lightyears.
V I wish I could log onto the internet with my mind.
-
Granted, but you still get porn and spam only. and all at once, and nothing ever finishes downloading.
I wish I had something besides leftovers for dinner...
-
^ You do. Enjoy your human brains and raw poison ivy!
V I wish I had something to do.
-
^
Congrats!!! You get to write my Novel!!!
V i wish my dog could spell
-
^ All he spells are dirty words, in the most inappropriate times.
V I wish I had precognitive abilities.
-
I knew you were going to wish for that. So granted. But now you will never be able to make up your mind, because you know you already made it up somewhere. Now if only you could remember where yo pput it.
I wish it were weekend already...
-
^ Welcome to 11:59pm, October 19.
V I wish I could work on my costume. :(
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^ granted, but you misplaced the directions and picked up not just the wrong pattern, but it was actually 3 patterns, none of which were the one for the cosplay you had actually hoped to be, and now people are going to wonder if you meant to be a mecha in the midst of a magical girl transformation.
I wish there were anime characters even close to something I could get away with...
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^ there are, you start working really hard on the costume... but because you want to do him right, you go over the top on your cosplay, go broke, your power and water is shut off, and your friends all leave because you are to obsessed with the costume. ^^
v I wish I could read people's thoughts
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no you don't. Well, okay, granted! Now you realize that all guys are not thinking of sex, not that they are actually thinking of much at all. Maybe cars, or games. Girls when they see you, but otherwise, a real disappointment. But people catch on fast to your mindreading powers, and they throw things at you at every chance they get.
I wish this next week goes fast...
-
^ Granted. The Earth starts spinning faster and faster, and it's orbit speeds up too. Eventually we slingshot around the sun and all freeze to death.
V I wish I'd gotten something done today.
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^ you accomplished: Jumping out a window and breaking your legs ^^
v I wish i could stop time
-
Granted. But you forgot hoow to start it.
I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it. I wish I knew where it was.
-
^ It's in a volcano. :(
V I wish I had Balletsport tomorrow.
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You do! But its the day after tomorrow and you missed it.
I wish I knew what balletsport was.
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No you don't. It's tackle dancing! Full contact, no holds barred art!
I wish you came up with better wishes!
-
Granted but you can't figure out how to corrupt them.
I wish I could fly.
-
Granted but you get caught up in a spider's web, and get eaten alive.
I wish I could rock lobster!
-
Granted, but your lobster is a crab.
I wish the gland on my neck wasn't swollen anymore.
-
Granted, but then you get a swolen gland on your tounge.
Sorry. ;_;
I wish my hair wasnt so poofy right now..
-
Granted, you're bald.
I wish my glasses were contacts.
-
Granted, but now you can't find them. Oops, you just rolled your computer chair over them.
I wish I could get a nice Reuben sandwich to eat before I go home...
-
Granted, but there's dog slobber on it.
I wish I didn't have to get up early.
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^ you don't HAVE to... so you don't, then you miss all the important stuff you wanted to do
v i wish I could go on my road trip today
-
^ Granted, but you got on the wrong bus and ended up in a old people Nudist Colony.
I wish finding perfect cosplay parts were easy.
-
Granted, but now everyone cosplays and no one is special.
I wish we won the homecoming game.
-
Granted, you didn't win because OC is the best. Your American football team sucks.
I wish I could beat everyone's posts.
-
Granted, you could because you have more time, but your computer spontaneously catches fire.
-
^ granted... you are now nothing ^^
v I wish I wasn't to tall ><
-
Granted, you never reached tall. its still very far away, keep walking though, you might find it!
I wish I didn't pick on peoples typo's.
-
Granted. By the way, you forgot an apostrophe.
I wish I could get MIDI to work. :/
-
Granted, but now something else broke.
I wish I could sleep.
-
Granted, but you wake up to me beside you. XD
I wish I could have a non-crappy cellphone.
-
^ you have it... but then it falls in the toilet and you flush it! sorry ^^
v I wish I felt better
-
No you don't because yo get more sympathy this way. But if you insist, wish Granted! You now feel terrific, but everyone in the house now has serious projectile vomiting, and the place just absolutely reeks of used food. Yeah, and they got the computer and your cell phone too, so you have to spend the next several hours cleaning all the barf up before you can do anything. Oh, and all that orchestrated power puking has got you heaving more than sighs. But you still feel great! And perky! Really, how did you get so perky, that wasn't in the wish?
I wish the food at Muchas Gracias will be good instead of all dried out when I order some on the way home from work...
-
Granted, but the bag spills all over the interior of your car.
I wish my friend was happy. :(
-
Granted your friend is happy because all sorts of "BAD THINGS" start to happen to you. Schadenfreud is not a pretty picture.
I wish I could get more stuff done in a day...
-
^ you over work yourself tomorrow and die ^^
v i wish I was 100% better ><
-
^ Granted, but now everyone hates you because you;re beter than them.
V I wish all my acne was gone.
-
^ your ACNE is gone ^^ ...backne... not so much ><
v I wish I hasn't broken my left arm when I was 7... so I could play the piano with my left hand NOW ><
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^ Granted, but instead you broke your right arm.
V I wish I was exactly 4.5 inches shorter
-
^ granted... Now really tall people think you are a midget and use you for Midget tossing ^^
v I wish I could stop time
-
^ Granted, but now time is frozen foreever and can only be restarted when you are finally dead.
V I wish I could shapeshift
-
^ Granted but now everything you touch will forever have the consistency of wet clay.
I wish I had more fun at work...
-
^ Granted, but now everyone who looks you in the eyes becomes forever bored.
V I wish I could sing better
-
You sing amazingly, but all other singers get jealous and have your vocal cords removed while you are asleep!
i wish I had a job that got me good $$$
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^ that one is hard >< uh... For EVERYONE but you, it is!
v I wish I wasn't always thinking in sexual innuendo and "thats what she said" jokes ><
-
^ granted... Its always breaking, costing you lots of time an money
v I wish I could advance to the next blackbelt rank right now
-
^granted but black is the new pink so you just lowered yourself
I wish for a huggable buddy
-
^ Granted, but your buddy is incredibly possesive and now you have no friends.
V I wish that people liked me a little more.
-
^ Granted, but they still hate your friends.
I wish I would have asked out that cute server at the restaurant the other night...
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^ you ask her.... she hits you in the face with a tray ^^ good job, you certainly have a way with women!
v I wish the internet would stay on all night
-
GRanted, but you can't stay awake that long, yet.
I wish it was Thursday already...I have plans. bwah ha ha ha ha...
-
^ It is Thursday... But you've lost your plans! OH NOES!
V I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow. Er... today. >.>
-
Granted, I hope you slept REALLY well, as you missed all the important things you were to do today. Oh well, there is always manana.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy here at work...
-
^ Granted, you are in an eternal state of awake. Now you'll go crazy from lack of sleep!
V I wish I could get all the pieces I need for my cosplay.
-
^ Granted its not due till next friday however the homework for it has just trippled
V I wish i had something really good and suspenseful to read!
-
^ Granted, but as soon as you get into it, the author decides to discontinue it. ^.^
> I wish I could eat lots of good food all the time and not have to worry about gaining weight.
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^ you don't have to worry... because you've stopped caring about what you look like! ^^
v I wish I was all better
-
Granted, you're feeling much better now, but the sherriff's department has been ordered to mandatorily force you to take your meds.
I wish I could make my drive from Phoenix, Az. to Creswell, Or. this weekend a bit more leisurely than I know it is going to be...ack!
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^Granted, but your car manages to break down.
>I wish I could find a good Sailor Uranus wig.
-
^ Granted, but it's filled with lice.
< I wish I had a job. D:
-
^Granted, but it's a really sucky job that you only get paid a penny per hour for and your workspace is infested with cockroaches that like to eat holes in your shoes. Heppeh? ;)
>I wish there weren't such things as taxes.
-
^ Granted, but the economy becomes unstable and everything is 700 dollars.
< I wish there weren't any fires in CA.
-
^ Now they are in oregon ><;;
v I wish i didn't have to be at school today.
-
^ Granted, in equal exchange (lol), you have to attend school everyday for the rest of your life.
v I wish K-con '09 was here already. :-X
-
^ it is... but you totally aren't ready, and miss it.
v I wish it were sunny.
-
^Granted, but a little raincloud keeps following you around and pouring raindrops on you.
>I wish that the outfit I'm hopefully buying is the right size. xD
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^ it is the right size... but then you wash it!!!
v I wish the school day was over
-
^ Well, duh! It's after 5pm, aren't you through with detention yet?
I wish I was more politically viable to run for office, like my mother...
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^ Granted, but when you try, you end up like Citizen Kane, all lost and depressed. .
< I wish someone would post in the threads I frequent. D:
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Granted, but the sudden rush of posters causes the server to crash, so no one posts anywhere, ever.
I wish I owned a better house...
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^^^^^It's made of sequins. Lawl. Dunno if it'll shrink. xD
^Granted, but now you're constantly in tournaments and matches and never have the time to read your precious PoT.
>I wish that I had money for food right now.
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^ Granted, but all you can buy is raisins because I ate everything else.
v I WISH MY WIGS WOULD GET HERE ALREADY!
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^ They were shipped in such a hurry that they are all the wrong ones.
v I wish it were friday
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^ Granted but that is only because someone stole Wednesday, Thursday from your calendar.
I wish I could get one of those funky new exotic cats that are like 1/2 tiger and such...
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^ Granted, but then it attax0rs you and bites off your arm before running into the night.
< I wish I had my Haruko Haruha cosplay already! D:
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Granted but it makes you look far too smecksy so when you pimp it out at KCon you get mauled by alien-robot fanboys. You would beat them down with a guitar but you left it in the trunk of your vespa, oh no!
I wish I loved life more xD
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^ Granted, but you love life TOO much that you become one of those rainbow-happy face-yellow-bright-cheery people who is very creepy and all your friends leave you.
< I wish I had straight A's. >.<
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^ granted , but then your parents freak out & decide the ' real you ' must of been abducted by aliens & begin plotting to torture you with chores & other punishments in order to get the ' alien you ' to confess to the ' real you 's whereabouts .
v i wish i had a photographic memory so i could learn japanese way more easier >w>; ~ .
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... Seriously Kristee?
^^ Granted but Sahara kills you because you don't know what it's like to have truly bad grades...
^ Granted but after awhile the squiggly worms corrupt your mind and turn you into a japanese zombie.
v Lawl I wish I didn't kill my friends :D
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^ Granted. They kill you instead (but we all still luff you :D)
V I wish my foreign roomate wouldn't sing italian opera at 2 am.
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^ Granted so instead he sings the barney "I love you" song to you alll night looong
v I wish my neck would stop hurting!
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^ Granted, you have been beheaded and no longer feel pain. (but we still luff you :D)
V I wish my 10 page paper on paper would write itself, written in english with proper grammar and such, so that it would get an A.
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^ Granted but your teacher is actually an evil monster and they eat you because your A made them lose some self-esteem
v I wish I didn't have to get out of my chair to brush my teeth XD
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^ granted. Your teeth fall out and you now have gums to brush! :D
V I wish my new heater didn't smell funny
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^ Granted, and it smells so good that you stick your nose up to it and it melts off!
v I wish I could be something besides "Bunnygirl"!
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^ Granted! You are now a lizard!
V I wish I had super powers
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^ Granted! However having such great abilities has drivin you insane!! You wander out into space and are never seen again.
V I wish my dog could fly!
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^ Granted, but he can never come down.
V I wish Capitan Crunch didn't rip up the roof of my mouth
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^ Granted. It rips your tongue.
v I wish I didn't have 2 essays to do!
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^ hows 4 sound? ^^
v I wish the school year was over.
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^ granted, now it has no drama or emotion whatsoever.
V I wish my food tasted better
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^ They do, but it results in over 100 mysterious deaths in less than a week and they close it.
V I wish that I didn't put in too much pepper in my foooood D:
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^ You go, but a terrorist is there and shoots someone 2 minutes into the performance, which traumatizes the actors. The police come and there is a HUUUGE mess of things that has to happen (papers to be filled out, fingerprints, ect). It turns out the terrorist is actually an evil version of you from a different dimension, so you are taken to a prison without TV or internet and must live there for 45 years until they discover the rip in the dimensions where your evil twin came from. (>3< But we still luff you~!)
V I wish that I had Geass >: D
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^They have no filling in them.
VI wish I wasn't sick on my birthday.
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You are no longer sick, but now you are blind
V I wish I had more fruit!
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^Ouchie...>.< Anywho...granted, but it's all rotten and infested with maggots. ^.^
> I wish we were having pizza for dinner...
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^ You are, but it is 10 years past the expiration date.
V I wish I had a heart.
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^Granted, but it's locked in a treasure chest located half-way across the world and you are now the captain/king of the sea and Johnny Depp is out to kill you for that title. Get meh drift?
>I wish I didn't sound like such a newb...>.<
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^ You are now mute.
*sweeet...I'm gonna kidnap Johnny :D*
V I wish I had really cool magic powers
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^Granted, but you can't use them 'cuz you forgot how to.
>I wish I was as good a singer as Katy Perry.
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^ You are, but everyone goes deaf so it doesn't matter.
V I wish I had a giant ROBOT :D
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^Granted, but Godzilla destroys it.
>I wish I was more confident.
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^ Granted, but you become so confident that you think that you no longer need clothing. You are reported at school and wind up being arrested for indecent exposure. You are so confident that you think you have ninja skills and try to attack the cops, who proceed to taze you. When you wake up in your cell, you are so confident that you are the prettiest prisoner and all the other women attack and beat you up.
V I wish I could see my friendssss T^T
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^Granted, but they all turned into zombies that want to eat your brains!!!
>I wish I was in better shape.
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^ You are now a circle!
V I wish I had a jar of really really good peanut butter that had nothing wrong with it in any way, shape, or form.
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^Granted, but it makes you sick from eating it's perfect deliciousness and you suffer from stomach pains.
>I wish I was pretteh.
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Granted, but now everyone takes you so deathly serious that you can't make a joke to save your life. Life gets boring, oh so boring. You do get a posse though. But they expect somehow to have your money used for everything, as if you owe them.
I wish there was a good place to eat when I get off work...
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^ there is, but when you are less than a block away from visiting it for the first time, it explodes in a horrible fireball.
I wish I had more time
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^ granted, but with more time you accomplish much less, in fact, you accomplish nothing.
< I wish it would snow in Corvallis, Oregon so I don't have to commute.
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^ It will, but only during the Civil War game, better hope you commute that day.
I wish the Trojans go to the Fiesta Bowl, the Beavers to the Rose Bowl, and the Ducks to the Holiday Bowl...
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^Granted, but the bowls are plates.
I wish I had cake.
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^Granted! You HAD cake to bad I ate it.
V I wish my mom wasnt so mean.
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^Granted, but now you're mean.
I have cake, now I wish I had milk.
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^Granted, To bad it came right from the cow that has a desice.
VI wish I was already back in Portland.
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^granted but everyone else is'nt.
I wish I could breathe under water.
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^ granted, but all water sources are polluted and u cannot survive.
< I wish I had a chocolate bar. right. now.
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Granted, but someone left it in the microwave instead of the freezer, so it got all melted, which wouldn't have been so bad, but no one has cleaned the thing out in months, and well, if you REALLY need your choco-fix, go for it. ewwwwww ::)
I wish it was time to go home already...
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^ It is. For everyone BUT you!
V I wish my homework was done
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^ it is done, but I ate it because someone deprived me of my chocolate... it is my FIBER!!!
< wish my hair will grow back faster... :o
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^ ALL your hair begins growing at a rate of 1 foot every 10 hours. Congrats cousin it!
V I wish I had super powers!
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^ you have to power to glow. Purple
v I wish anything I said came true
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^Granted, but you have 6 tests the next day.
I wish my mom accepted my excuses.
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^ Granted. But now all your mom can do is say "alright" and "okay".
I wish the weather would clear up.
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^granted but the skies are sooooooo clear that the rays of the sun penetrate your skin giving you one REALLLLLLLLLLy bad sunburn.
> I wish for turkeys to be emancipated from this so called holiday.
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^ Granted! Now the marmoset is the new Thanksgiving animal. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
V I wish I could find the camera. D=
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^ You find it....Rather its remains....You find it powdered in a shoebox.
V I wish my religion class didn't make me feel stupid....
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^ Granted, but now everyone is just like you! ;)
I wish dumbing down wasn't the answer proscribed by those in control...
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Granted. Natural selection kills off the majority of your friends and acquaintances.
I wish I had my titanium-plated 4GB flash drive with all my ITG2 scores on it. :[
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Granted, it's in the mail, in Cleveland, Ohio.
I wish Dancing Tofu will get a date...
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Granted. Are we still on for Saturday? lol
I second Jaybug's notion. :P
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^Granted, but she deflated.
I wish I had a blow torch!
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[ouch lol]
Granted. They don't make the best handwarmers.
I wish I wasn't actively flaming.
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^ ok! *submerges you in the arctic ocean* bai bai!! have fun freezing to death :3
v i wish my dad would be kind to patrick.
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Granted. They develop an, er, intimate fondness for one another.
I wish I was eating food.
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^Granted but the little girl you stole the plastic scone from is very angry with you.
I wish My hot cocoa wasn't gone.
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^^ om nom nom nom... isn't that haggis that you are eating delicious? >:3 ( I liked mine)
^ drowning in a vat of hot chocolate is no fun... hrm??
v i wish I wasn't so nervous.
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Granted, all feelings are gone
I wish I wasn't too lazy to move.
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^ You are now exactly like the person described in the song "bouncing off the walls" by sugar cult ^^
v i wish i had my ipod back.
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Granted. Which part do you want first?
I wish my feet would heal. (they're both sprained in at least one place, and I have somewhat unhealthy joints in both ankles. Yikes!)
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^ granted! we can't do anything about your broken knees though.....
v I wish my wisdom teeth weren't coming in sideways ;;>_>
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granted. they're the right way, but your neck isn't.
I wish my house wasn't positive.
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Granted. Now your house is on fire, and you're still inside.
I wish that I pass all of my classes.
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^ You do. The train you are held hostage on passes right by all your classes! The whole school in fact!
V I wish I didn't have to go back to my apartment on Sunday or earlier
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^ Granted. Someone gets murdered in your apartment while you're out, and now the police wont let anyone get near the place.
I wish I knew what to wish for
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Granted. well almost sence you did not wish you got nothing
Wish i did not have to go to school monday
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^Granted, but you have to come in on Saturday. ^.^
>I wish kids wewren't such annoying whiners...>.>
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^Granted, but you still have to babysit ^-^
wishes i had some pocky
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(I so do, too. TT-TT)
^Granted, but it's not the flavor you like.
>I wish I could have a tame snow tiger as a pet.
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^Granted, But you remember the guy from california with the white tame tigers... ya...
Wishes to be glomped
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^Granted, you're glomped by a group of sweaty otakus hoping to cope a feel. xD
>I wish I had a sexy bod! x3
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^Granted, but all the plastic surgery made it so you cant feel lol jk
Wishes i had my phone back
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^Granted, but you drop it in the toilet.
>I wish I liked sushi.
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^Granted but fish are extinct.
I wish it was noon!
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Granted. But now you burst into flames.
I wish I had an electric guitar.
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^granted, but there was a short in thewiring and you were electricuted...
Wish i had something to do
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^ granted. isn't it awesome to be a plumber after thanksgiving? ^^
v I wish the laundry would get done.
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^Granted, but it will splode.
I wish my dead bunny would come home!
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^granted but his tail never made it 0.o
wish I had some pocky
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Granted. Hope you like poop flavored pocky!
I wish I had a mermaid for a girlfriend.
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^granted, but she cant leave the water and you cant grow gills
Wish I could go to Sakuracon
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^Granted but you will get attacked/molested by rabid fanboys.
Wish I could fly.
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Granted. But the government finds out about your new ability, and proceeds to abduct you and experiment on you.
I wish the weekend was three days long.
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Granted. But you will only have them once a year.
I wish I had some book to read.
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Granted. But now you can't focus on anything else.
I wish my skin wasnt so oily.
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Granted but now she will win ALL THE TIME and rub it in.
I wish my computer wasnt so slow!
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Granted. Now it's super fast, but it has become sentient and mocks you with a snobby british accent.
I wish I could play the guitar like a pro.
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^granted, butnow your fingers will never stop moving in the patern green blue red yellow orange
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Since Griff_the_dragoon failed to post a wish, I guess I will.
I wish I was fluent in every major language on earth.
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Granted, but you NEVER get to travel or meet foreign people.
I wish I could capture a pokemon.
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Granted. But you can only capture Bidoofs.
I wish every day was halloween.
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Granted but you have to wear the same costume everyday! (its a dead bunny costume! >:3 )
I wish school was over already.
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Granted. But now you have to work in a sweat shop every day.
I wish I lived in a dorm, that there is nothing wrong with, and had a cool roommate with even cooler neighbors. >:D
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Granted. But the world will blow up the next day. (bet'cha didint see dat comin'! >.>)
Wish I had a pumkin pie!
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Granted, and it's the best pumpkin pie you've ever had too! But the day after you're stuck on the toilet for half the day.
I wish I had enough money for Kumoricon (cosplay and all).
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Granted, but your cosplay will suck!
I wish I was the Amazing Nightcrawler!
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Granted but you end up being blind, and you can't see where you teleport, thus teleporting into a metal slab, and dying.
"I wish I had a cookie"
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Granted, but your cookie was made by ME! >:3 and thats NEVER good.
I wish I had better cooking skillz.
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Granted, they taste amazing, but everything you make is poisonous.
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I wish you'd made a wish.
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^Granted, but it's invisible.
>I wish for my money to arrive safely to G.G. when I send it to her on Monday. ^.^
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^granted but you drop it and it shatters into a million pieces
wish I was Spiderman
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(xD How does money shatter into millions of pieces?)
^Granted, but the other Spiderman is offended and kills you.
>I wish I could juggle WOW and the forums better. Like split screen. xD
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(i thought i was replying to the cookies XP)
Granted, but because of it your computer wont go back to the regular screen
Wish I had could go to PWNAGE and hang with some friends
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Granted, but they shoot you, and you are now dead.
I wish I was even more awesome than I am now XP
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^Granted, but you remember Brittney Spears... ya...
Wish I had some Ramena and Pocky (the Giant kind)
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^ granted... If you were looking for Ramune and Pocky your outta luck, sorry... I got you a giant 'ramena' and a giant Styrofoam fake pocky ^^
v I wish my parents were less controlling.
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Granted, but now they'er not quite as alive. >:D
I wish I wish I was a fish.
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^ granted! AWSOME!! we are having tuna TONIGHT! >:3
v I wish I was emancipated from my parents
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Wow, someone has problems with mommy and daddy. Your wish is granted, your parents are now in jail for a crime neither of them committed, and now you're in foster care.
I wish I had more friends.
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^Granted, but I'm just letting you know that I'm kinda crazy. ^.^
>I wish I can find a good bow tie for my Columbia outfit.
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Granted. But after you put it on, you quickly discover that no matter what you do, YOU CAN'T GET IT OFF! D:
I wish that my friends were happy.
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^Granted, but it seems to me that YOU aren't happy. :-[
>I wish I knew why.
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^ Granted. But it's a long and sad story that makes you depressed.
I wish I had never fallen in love with one of my best friends.
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^Granted, but you still don't seem to be happy.
>I wish I didn't love my ex who's now engaged.
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^ Granted. Now you love your ex's fiancee.
I wish I could read minds.
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EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!! But the guy is so scary and gross!!! TT-TT
^Granted, but nobody wants you to read their minds so they push you away.
>I wish I could find a nice boy to go out with.
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Granted. But after a couple dates, he takes you to his home, and you find out first hand about his... hobbies.
I wish the human heart wasn't so easy to break.
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^ yours will never fall in love
v i wish I could sleep in my special someone's arms ^^
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Granted. But their arms aren't quite attached to their body... :-[
I wish for a zombie apocalypse... in which I actually survive!
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^ granted... being UNdead isn't dead now is it!! ^^
v I wish i never had to sleep
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^Granted, but you cant stop drinking BAWLS (brand name) energy drinks
vWish That Graduation was here
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Granted. You just graduated from Clown College! Your parents sould be So proud...
I wish I had a motorcycle
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^Granted, but you are in an accident and your left arm is taken off by a stop sign
vWish my P.E.P. (personal educartion planner) for graduation was done
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^ Granted. But the next day it gets lost and you have to start all over.
V I wish that fall term and finals were over already.
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^Grante, but you soon forget everything
Wish i had a Chocolate Taco!!!
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GRANTED! But the next day you get the Runs!
I wish Paris Hilton was in a coma.
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^Granted, but you also go into a coma and she wakes up before you.
>I wish I had all of my cosplays in perfect condition right now.
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Granted. But you end up in a car accident, go into a coma. And when you wake up AFTER Kumoricon is over, you find out that cats used your cosplays as scratching posts.
I wish I had psychic powers.
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^Granted, but yo always have a headache
Wish I had something to do
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Granted. Now your ass is on fire. :D
I wish I could understand women.
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^ now all of them think you are gay.
v I wish I didn't have to go back to school.
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^granted, but dont know anything...
wish i did not have to work
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^ granted... now you don't have any money
v i wish I could teleport.
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^granted, but you end up inbetween a rock and a hard spot... literally
wish i could run faster
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^ but turns out you faint when you run fast, fall over, hit your head, and fall into a coma for 10 years
v i wish I was 18 already.
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^granted, ugh but nothing really special happens
wants a cookie
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^ a 5 year old cookie is delicious no?
v I wish I wasn't so tall
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Granted. You are now a dwarf!
I wish I could type faster
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^ your computer hates you and is constantly restarting
v i wish i wasn't nostalgic right now
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^Your not. But all those around you are.
V I wish there was enough snow already!
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^ ahhh freezing to death... so much fun!!!!
v i wish my parents would get off the phone!!
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Granted, but now they will go talk to your friends about your baby pictures!
I wish I didnt have to move.
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You Dont have to move.... Very far. Your parents decide you are to live in a poorly constructed tree house with no rope ladder.
Have fun this winter XD
I wish for a Shiny new Range Rover!
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Granted, but you have to eat a live bunny to get it.
I wish I had no problems with life.
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but everyone else does, and they get annoyed at you!
i wish my mom's favorite word was YES, not NO
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Granted, but when you try to talk to her all she will say is 'yes' and nothing else.
I wish I had a stegosaurus!
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^ Granted, how would you like it cut and wrapped? It's waiting at the butcher shop. Mmmm stego-burgers!
I wish we would get going with bringing back Wooly Mammoths to Oregon, let them roam loose in wilderness areas!...
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Granted, but they will eat your home.
I wish the cookies were done!
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I hope they are by now too! :o
I wish I had something more interesting to do when I get hope then slice deli meats...
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Granted, you get to package them too!
I wish the printer would work.
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Granted. Now your computer doesn't work.
I wish that I will do well on all of my finals and final projects.
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Granted, but the professor's office catches fire before the grades get to the computer.
I wish I had more time to do everything...
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Granted, but then you will have too much time for everything, go insane and end up in a mental hospitol.
I wish I was out of this str8 jacket. >:/
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Granted, but they put a muzzle on you.
I wish this paper was written and turned in to my teacher on time.
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Granted then you'll look like a complete fool when you found out that a monkey wrote your paper in your stead, and your teacher gets horribly sick due to a monkey-poo covered paper.
I wish I had more hours at work.
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(Oh sad. That would suck. I've collected 11 pages of research for a 4 page paper.)
Granted, but then your boss gets stuck in quicksand and they can't pay you cause they have to spend all the money getting them out.
I wish monkeys didnt exist.
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Granted, but now rats have moved up the food chain to replace them. Nothing worse than the Howler Rats of South America.
I wish I had my home genetics experiment kit for fun and profit...
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^ but thats all you have... and will have... ever ^^
v I wish I could graduate HS at least a year early.
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^Granted, try the IB programme
I wish there were 32 hours in a day.
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^ its dark for 26 of 'em!
v I wish School stated at 10
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^ Granted. But now it goes untill 5.
v I wish someone would give me a hug
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^ Granted. A creepy awkward guy walks up to you, wraps you in a big 'ol hug and walks away. He leaves you smelling funny and wallet-less.
v I wish I never slept.
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Granted. But you die after 10 days without sleeping.
I wish I had awsome guitar skills.
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^ granted. Living skills not so much though...
v i wish I could control people's minds >:3
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^ You can, but you are in a vegitative state- so it doesn't help anyways!
V I wish I had more comissions!
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^ Granted. But they're all porn!
V Wish that nothing goes wrong for the rest of the year.
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Granted, but this year will be your last.
I wish my CD's werent scratched!
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Granted, but you st on them and they broke in half.
I wish I had Orochimaru's Earrings.
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Granted, but due to the flooding of Sioux City, Iowa Rightstuf.com has a bit of a backlog on certain items of merchandise.
I wish I could do a backflip without hurting myself...
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You CAN!! however the kid down the street wants you off his trampoline and out of his yard!!
You do many backflips before hurting yourself in the ensuing Bru ha ha.
I wish Stevens Pass had enough snow and was open now!
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Granted, but a lahar is gonna happen tomorrow, and you can kiss Tacoma good-bye.
I wish I could come up with a more detailed plot for my novel...
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Granted, but now you have face acne and no hair.
I wish I had croissant.
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Granted, but now you have face acne and no hair.
I wish I had a croissant.
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Granted, but now you have face acne and no hair.
I wish I had no face acne, and hair.
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Granted, and I ate your croissant.
I wish I had face acne and no hair.
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Granted. Now you are jaybug.
I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.
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Granted, you dont get a croissant either. (Heh heh hoorf)
I wish I had a croissant again.
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Granted, but your face acne pops like thundering volcano ranges.
I wish my croissant didn't have face acne and no hair.
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Granted, it has a mustache and toe fungus.
I wish I wouldnt have face acne, and my croissant wasnt so hairy. o-O
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Granted! Now your croissant is moldy, and you don't have ANY hair!
I wish I was confident
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Granted, but I nommed on you for posting before me.
I wish that someone would save me from this swirling vortex of no hair, face acne and croissants.
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GRANTED! Welcome to the swirling vortex of all things hairy, warty and bagels!
I wish people randomly started sining the song that never ends! >:D
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Granted, but then it would never end and it would drive you insane
I wish that i had my C.C. cosplay already D:
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granted you have it! However its pretty damaged and you'll need to completly overhaul it to make it look nice.
Granted, but a lahar is gonna happen tomorrow, and you can kiss Tacoma good-bye.
BEST WISH EVAR!
I get to go snowboarding and meanwhile a couple hours away Tacoma is getting Destroyed!
I wish Jaybug would grant all my wishes!
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Granted! Unfortunately you haven't asked for any wishes yet so that s a wasted wish XD
"I wish I had meat vision. O.O
l l
(MEAT)
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uh... ok... now you can see meat??
I wish i wasn't ALWAYS thinking in "thats what she said" jokes ><;;
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Granted, it meats your approval! :o
I wish I could say what I am thinking in this forum....
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^ i just can't grant that one... 'cuz then I'D be allowed to say what I want... and NO ONE wants that ><
v i wish it was summer all year round
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^Granted, but since we're all dumb from no school, we die.
I wish people would answer my questions.
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they give stupid answers
i wish i had perfectly clear skin
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Granted, your skin is so clear now only your underwear is visible! Stan Lee is looking for you too.
I wish I wasn't trying to give myself a bad day today...
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granted, but then you have a bad day every day afterwords
i wish i had money
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granted but you have to sell what of your soul you have left.
I wish I could lose weight faster.
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Granted, but warning it was all water, so you now look just like a prune.
I wish I had a 10:1 ratio of good days to lousy days...
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Granted however on the lousy days you always almost die.
I wish i had an early copy of Resident Evil 5
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Granted, but you lose it to a fire.
I wish I could meet a demon.
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^Granted, I introduce you to DemonSpawn.
>I wish I got more money with meh babysitting job.
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^ granted, you get more $ per job, but you have way fewer jobs
v i wish i had enough money for patrick's present
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^ Granted, but you had to sell all your cosplays.
V I wish my English teacher was way nicer.
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^Granted, but your Mother eats you alive.
I wish the snow would stop falling.
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Granted, now you have freezing rain, and the power goes out for the rest of the week.
I wish we could skip this week, and just get on to Christmas...
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^Ok, but you get NOTHING for christmas!
I wish my snowman would come alive!
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Granted, but it gets run over by a bus after only a few steps from home.
I wish I had remembered the cheese for my tacos for lunch tonight...
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^ Granted! it's cheese with blue in it, and no, it's not bleu cheese!
V I wish professional wrestling was real.
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^ Granted, now Football is fake.
v I wish I had some cake. @.@
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^ Granted; the frosting is made from toothpaste.
V I wish that Will Ferrell would go away and never be seen by another human being ever again.
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Granted, but he is a big hit on Mars. >O
I wish my Tooth Paste would leave meh cake alone.
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^ Granted; now MY toothpaste won't leave your cake alone.
V I wish that my back wasn't messed up.
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Granted, your foot is.
I WISH ALL THE TOOTHPASTE IN THE WORLD WOULD GO AWAY. >[
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^ Granted; now your cake is covered in shaving cream.
V I wish the snow would go away.
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GRANTED. SO HERE COMES A HURRICANE! :D
I wish the sun would melt the ice on my house.
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granted but now your living room is a pond
i wish my xbox was still working
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Granted, but you can only play winnie the pooh adventures
I wish I had mah buddies with me.
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^ Granted, but they're all ZOMBIES!!!
V I wish I can be a 7-day Jeopardy champion.
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^ Done. You are a Jeopardy Champion - for seven days. On the end of the seventh day you disappear, and so do all records and memories of your ever having existed.
V I wish that those "ODEN IS COMING TO PORTLAND" billboards of a few years ago meant oden as in the hot stewed vegetables and hard-boiled eggs in a kind of sy/fish-base broth... ...and so we could buy oden and taiyaki and odango from street-carts...
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^ granted, but you never get used to working in the lousy weather here.
I wish I was having snow tires put on my car while I am here at work....
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^ granted, but they're made of actual snow.
I wish I could afford a video camera.
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You can, you just have to put up with Fisher-Price (http://Fisher-Price) for a name however.
I wish I had moneh to spend on my wife for Christmas...
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granted. now she has no money to buy you gifts
i wish vermont wasnt so boring
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Granted. Now it's on fire! (That ought to livin' things up a bit!)
I wish I could have a white christmas
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^ Granted; it's white with marshmallows!
V I wish for World Peace!
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^ You get it, delivered as promised. And now there's not so much as a single debate on the planet; everyone has the exact same frame of mind and knowledge.
I wish I'd get Christmas gifts from other people, not just myself.
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Granted You get only poorly made hand made gifts.
I wish for a slice of cherry pie. :)
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Granted, but its MOLDY.
Wish I had the fabric I needed for my Umbreon Cosplay.
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You get it, and some bacon to boot! Hooray! (Wish not as delivered, because it has bacon on the side. But hey, why turn down free bacon?)
I still want stuff for Christmas.
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As in 'stuff' you get the stuffing of a teddy bear....but no bear. D:
I wish the free bacon was cooked.
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It burns to a crisp (GOOD JOB YOU WASTED BACON!!!!!!! >:( )
I wish this wish will have no negative spin on it.
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KK the wish wont ^^ Your life will though >:3
I wish i could see patrick today... *sigh*
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Ok, but he got hit by a bus!
I wish he would really get hit by a bus.
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Well he wont >:( (i'm glaring at you)
i wish people were nicer
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Granted, but the squirrels wont be!
I wish my dead bunny could do tricks.
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Granted It trick is lighting you on fire.
I wish I had a Iphone
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granted ^^ it doesn't work... but you have it ^^
i wish it were warm all the time
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Granted you live on the sun and all the bacon you have burns (Good job you wasted bacon)
I wish I was not dyslexic
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Granted, but you start having illusions.
I wish the ghost in my house would go away!
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granted, but the ghost was keeping the incubus from attacking you in your sleep. Have fun with the incubus.
I wish I had a cup hot chocolate right now.
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Granted but it has glue in it.
I wish I had a panda express near my house
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granted, but its a black market resturant that serves REAL panda. You just ate a fluffy panda bear...jerk. :)
I wish the road was open so I could drive to the waterfall today...
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Granted but you run out of gas midway there and you need to ride on a panda to get back home. But then the panda a captured by the black market panda express and they make you cook all the cute fluffy pandas.... ;D
I wish hinata was real.
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Granted, but Neji is too.....and if you get to close....he strikes.
I wish I could capture a pokemans!
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Granted you can only can capture mr.mimes
I wish i had a real death note ;D ;D
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Granted, but it's an Americanized version, that only kills the person who touches it.
I wish I could afford to even think about getting traction tires for my wife's truck and my car...
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Granted You can think about getting traction tires for your wife's truck and car. But you still can not afford them.
I wish for a pet ninja.
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^ it kills you in your sleep. DUH :D
v i wish i was less clumsy ><
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^Granted you are 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less clumsy
I wish that University of Arizona was not in Tucson but it was in phoenix
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^ granted, its right next door to the Phoenix Waste Management Plant ^^
v I wish I didn't go on vacation
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Granted, now you are so mentally wrapped up that the state allows you to participate in their steps to greater mental health for all Oregonians, at their hospital in Salem. aka "the Cuckoo's Nest." Hope yo have frequent flyer miles saved up!
I wish I had something to gnosh on besides Snicker's and Baby Ruth candy bars...
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Granted you now have you leg
I wish for one more wish
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Granted, but that and four dollars will get you a cup of coffee.
I wish I had something clever to say at all times...
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Granted; now your friends all hate you because your cleverness insults them.
I wish the St. Louis Blues would win the Stanley Cup.
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Granted but someone threw up in it.
I wish people weren't so difficult to talk to.
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Granted, but now it is impossible to shut them up again!
Sheepdog
Standing in the rain,
Bullfrog
Doing it again
Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles
What makes you think you're something special when you smile?
Child-like
No one understands,
Jack knife
In your sweaty hands,
Some kind of innocence is measured out in years
You don't know what it's like to listen to your fears.
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely you can talk to me
Big man
Walking in the park
Whigwam
Frightened of the dark
Some kind of solitude is measured out in you
You think you know me but you haven't got a clue
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
You can talk to me
If you're lonely you can talk to me
[Hey]
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
Hey Bulldog
I wish aw heck I got my wishes today! I wish we could outsource our prison inmates to....who cares!...
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^granted. now we are in a war with tonga
vi wish to go to bed
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Granted Now you can't wake up and you miss seeing the blazers going to the playoffs and getting killed by the lakers.
I wish MMA and UFC would just go away and never come back
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Granted, now they are all trying to run for political office like Matt Lindland did. (Ha ha my mom won!)
I wish I was home and having dinner now....
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Granted for dinner your are having deep fried Sepiroth (good job :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( )
I wish my wish will come out exactly as I planed.
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Granted, but now you need a new plane, your old one crashed and burned, killing all aboard.
I wish I could take a train to the moon...
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Granted but it is a one way train and the only outer person on the train was Rosie O'donald
I wish that I could do this.
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^ Granted, but you can't do that.
V I wish I could fight like Ranma Saotome.
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^ Granted, but now you find yourself splashed with water all the time.
I wish I had the money to make my own anime...
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Granted but only narutards like it
I wish all narutards would die (i see no negative spin coming out of this one)
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Well you're wrong! Ahahahaha!!!!
Granted, but so does everyone else (including you)!
I wish I had mad guitar skills.
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Granted: Now I have mad guitar skills (thank you)
I wish the wish below me will have the phrase "Purple pirates ate beans" in it.
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granted: i wish i had purple pirates ate beans mad guitar skills is the security code to the white house
i wish to never head i believe i can fly ever again
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Granted. I have no Idea what you were trying to wish for.
I wish it would snow more.
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in texas it does
i wish i could convince anyone of anything
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^granted; every time you trick someone into an obvious lie a frog explodes
vi wish barack obama could play the sax like bill clinton
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Granted Now Barack Obama is even more cool (i can never say something bad about Obama)
I wish that every wish I make is baked bean flavored.
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^granted but you are now allergic to beans
vi wish the 2012 elections would feature two awesome people instead of two dolts running for office
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Granted, it will be Daffy Duck VS. Goofy!
I wish I didnt have school tomorrow.
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Granted.
The cops blew you up because you stayed home when you could have gotten a job/(or if you have one) went to work.
Less you go to work= less money for you to be paid.
Less money to be paid= not paying taxes.
Not paying taxes= The recession getting worse.
I wish people were more literate.
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Granted, but they ALL speak Hindustani now.
I wish I could speak Hindustani.
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granted but now no one speaks it and no one can understand what the heck your saying
i wish i could manipulate time :)
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Granted; fix my clock!
I wish I had 20/20 vision.
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Granted, but now you also see dead people...
I wish I had a scotish accent (because my voice is boring and I hate it)
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no one understands you!!
i wish it was light
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Granted; you're dead, and that light is the pearly gates...
I wish I worked with less idiots and people who knew how to take care of their health!
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Granted Now ever one is super smart and healthy. Now you look like the stupid and unhealthy one
I wish the person below be will have the same wish as me.
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Granted, but unfortunately, since I look like the stupid one, I have no idea what you just said.
I wish the snow would go away!!!
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dang I did not see that coming
ok granted all the snow on MT. Hood went away and went to your house
I wish that I was good at playing GO
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^ Granted; GO directly to jail, do not collect $200.
V I wish I could get some sleep.
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^Granted, you has many nigtmares though.
I wish the sun would come out today!
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Granted the sun comes to your door step and ask if you can play
I wish I know what I wanted to wish for.
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^ Granted; here's your wish...
V I wish for free pocky!!!
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^Granted but do you really wantto dig in that week old garbage for half eaten pocky?
V I wish I wasn't such a grouch.
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Granted you are not a grouch you are a bee
I wish the person below me would not have a wish
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^granted
vblackstar wishes for a ps1
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granted I GET A PS1 and sell it to you for $1000
I wish that for a Bill Cosby sweater
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Granted, just needs to wash the bill cosby blood off. Its not easy getting it without killing him...
I wish the snow would all melt tonight!
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^ GRANTED!!! Make me a sandwich!
V I wish for a sandwich.
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Granted, you must surrender the chocolate first!
I wish I had an epic cookie right now.
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^ Granted; now it's mine since you didn't make my sandwich! MWAHAHAHAAA!!!
V I wish evil was a color.
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Granted, but now you no exist.
I wish Washougal_Otaku would choke on a sandwich.
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Granted. Now her ghost hsunts you for the rest of your life.
I wish I could leave the house and not freeze to death. (It's horrible out there!)
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(He not a lady!) Granted, you slip and fall to your death!
I wish the igloo we built would not get damaged by those damn kids!
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Granted. The igloodamages the kids, and you are sent to jail for child abuse.
I wish this wish could not be corrupted.
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Granted, but your mind will!
I wish Mario and Luigi would STFU and DIE!
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Granted, Peach now haunts your dreams.
I wish someone would bring Mario and Luigi were back. ;_;
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granted but now they are undead zombies who will eat your BRAIN!!!
i wish the snow would go away so i can go get my x-mas present from my grandma *COUGH COUGH COUGH* i mean so that santa can come visit!
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^ Granted; your present is another blizzard for your city, and your city alone.
V I wish for this...
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...to appear at my house.
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:o Granted but since I know about it am at your house too.
I wish I had a neck beard
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^ Granted; you also have a nose beard.
V I wish that Blackstar would leave me and the girl I mentioned alone.
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Granted. NOW I WILL STALK YOU. >:O
I wish Euphemia Li Britania didn't just die..
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granted but she winds up being evil at the end of the series :/
i wish it was earlier so i could call my mom and ask if i can order my wig
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^ Granted; she said no.
V I wish for a hug.
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-Hugs- Granted but it's from me. Mwahaha.
I wish my dress would get here in the next Five minutes.
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granted, but its ripped to shreds
wishes she were old enough to own a credit card
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Granted, but you use it so much you fall into major debt.
I wish that I had something to wish for.
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Granted you have appendicitis
I wish for this
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to appear at my house
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^ Granted; you don't wanna know where it was before now, though.
V I wish for a new job.
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Granted You are taking out StarryShay appendices in a dark ally
I wish Washougal_otaku had pie
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^granted; since he likes star trek it is a klingong blood pie
vi wish for the tennessee titans to win the super bowl this year
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Granted they do they win against amputee kittens
I wish that I had some carmax
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^granted but the container is empty
vi wish for those geico commercials with the cavemen would just go away
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^ Granted; they're final appearance will be throughout the Super Bowl.
V I wish that the Super Bowl commercials will start getting good again.
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Granted but thanks to sporty_otaku we are stuck with the caveman commercials
I have the same wish as washougal_otaku
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^ Granted; less commercials about men putting beer above all else.
V I wish for a music performance during halftime that doesn't bite or feature someone who should've retired decades ago, and was bad in their prime, too!(the first bad one was Shanaia Twain; before that, I can't recall).
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Granted now we get some annoying rap star
I wish I could type stuff on the computer.
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^ I can't grant that; it's already applicable! Silly rabbit! Pocky is for otaku!
V I wish for an American movie or TV show that has its main charater loving pocky!
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^Granted but the series ends after one season with the main character being a hypocritcal b**tard and being diagnosed with diabetes
v i wish my cat wasn't dying
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Granted..... no negative spin on this one
I wish I could turn invisible and pause and unpause time.
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^ Granted, but the more you do it, the quicker your death will come.
V I wish I could relive my high school days so I could do so much better than the last time.
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Granted YOU GET TO TAKE HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN (it all ready bad enough)
I wish I wish that the number 7 looked like the number 8 and visa versa.
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^Granted, but the IRS just cam calling about some back taxes and now you own 8,000 dollars, in stead of 7,000. merry Christmas :D
v I wish mewcon would get here faster
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Granted It tomorrow but it is canceled due to the weather :'(
(see ya at the real mew con)
I wish I did not have to make a wish
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^ Granted; my birthday cake!
V I wish my birthday a few weeks ago would've been double pay from work, especially since I worked a total of 11.5 hours, 5.5 hours longer than I should've.
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^granted, but your work turns out to be a sweatshop on the side, and is so closed, effectively making you lose your job.
v I wish That I could throw a cupcake at someone really, really hard
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^ Granted; you can hit Patrick's parents. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
V I wish for a cupcake, but not the one that Bundyangel will be throwing.
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^Granted, however it was dropped on the floor. Twice.
(On a side note, I'd totally do it too)
v I wish spraypaint would dry faster.
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Granted. It dry's so fast that it turns into sand. o-o
I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes. >>;
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^ Granted except that you can no long post in any thread with the word "wish" in the title.
v I wish my brain had a usb port, so i could just upload my imagination.
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Granted, but your computer cant hold al of the new data.
I wish my left eye didnt hurt.
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^granted, but you can no longer see out of it.
v I wish I wasn't wide awake, so I could catch some sleeps.
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^ You are sleeping and can't wake up
I wish that the freezing rain would stop
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granted but now when the sun comes out it freezes the entire world
i wish my dog was dead
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^ Granted; guess what's for dinner?
V I wish that Taco Bell will close earlier than 2 am tonight.
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Granted, but only because you ran out of food, for some reason everyone and their dead dog is coming in for Chalupa night. Well, you wanted to lose 15 pounds anyway, right? That one is gratis due to the other wish.
I wish I could sleep while on the clock.
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^ Granted; but your pay has been cut back 35% for every minute you were out.
V I wish for Trix.
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^ Granted, but you get thrown in jail for solicitation!
We wish we had a nice little fish, don't we my precious?
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Granted It is a in-danger spices of fish and you go to jail
I wish the person below will grant this wish.
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Granted, you go to jail! Say hello to your mother for me.
I wish to make clam chowder when I get home tonight from work...
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Granted but it is some how is on fire
I wish that Santa could bake his own dam cookies.
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^Granted, but he no longer has a reason to come to your house, so no presents for you.
v I wish my computer were faster.
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^ Granted; your computer has been stolen & given to someone else for Christmas; sorry.
V I wish for a happy ending.
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Granted I get a happy ending and a egg roll. You get a sad ending and don't get a egg roll
I also wish for a happy ending
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Granted, but your sequal sucks.
I wish today was wednesday.
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granted it is Wednesday that you die on
I wish I could have a wish.
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^granted, but you spend the wish on something frivolous and meaningless and regret it untill teh day you die.
v I wish I was a ninja.
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Granted but a pirate kills you
I wish the person below me had two wishes
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^ GRANTED!!!
V I wish for lots of chocolate!
V I wish for more chocolate!!!
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^ granted, you have so much chocolate you are now a chocolate Easter Bunny, minus the ears already.
I wish the Oregon City Girls Basketball team take state again...
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^granted, but they're caught and forced to give it back.
v I wish my steampunk cosplay would finish itself.
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^granted but now it is alive and wont let you wear it
Vi wish for the ufc to be even more awesome
-
Granted, it now has Jell-O and women! And not much else! :o :o :o
I wish the BCS would drop dead!
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^granted now we have the bscs
Vi wish for telemundo to have english subtitles so i can watch it too
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^Granted, but afterwards it becomes boring, and the new spanish television station refuses to sell out and give you subtitles
vI wish I had some apple juice.
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Granted.
But I threw up in it.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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^ Granted; now you have a broken leg.
V I wish that my house had a working upstairs bathroom.
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^ granted, now the downstairs bathroom doesnt work.
v I wish I was a singing sensation! -heroic pose-
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^ Granted; you are now William Hung!
V I wish the snow would go away!!!
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Granted, but now how are you going to get to work from Eugene? ( snow gone here)
I wish I could get all the Geneon titles that went into limbo NOW....
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Granted, but the colars are all corrupted in the middle.
I wish I could rewatch Outlaw Star.
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^ Granted, but now it's in Dutch.
V I wish I could understand why people, women in particular, are fans of swooners.
-
Granted. Women turned into rats.
I wish I knew what a "swooner" was.
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Granted but you are killed because it is the worlds best keep secret.
I wish that the person below me will sing the YMCA while making there wish.
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Granted, I forgot some of the words though. -Is singing-
I wish I had cake.
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Granted but it is on fire
I wish that Chris Tucker and Steven Seagal where the same person
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Granted, but I don't know who they are, so I cant corrupt it. >>;
I wish these Eggo waffles were cake.
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^ Granted; Eggo waffles covered in frosting, enjoy.
V I wish that my cat would stop destroying rolls of TP.
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Granted the cat destroyed your computer
I wish that Chris Tucker and Steven Seagal where the same person
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Granted, but you already wished that, so both of those people explode.
I wish I had a pink sweater.
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^ Granted, and since you unknowingly caused Tucker & Seagal to explode, your sweater is incredibly gorgeous.
V I wish for a wrestling league, like baseball, but collegiate-style wrestling instead of "pro-wrestling".
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Granted, but they already have college wrestling, oh except at the University of Oregon which has competitive cheer, or whatever the new name is. So you have to watch choreographed cheer, instead of choreographed wrestlers. But never fear, C-SPAN picks it the TV rights. And they make it so that it is always the Independent line people keep coming in at the last moment and ruining the match between the Republican and Democrat wrestlers.
lmao
I wish I can think up other funny things tonight...
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Grated but we all get sick of it
I wish I was a oscar mayer weiner
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^ Granted; you taste delicious with ketchup.
Granted, but they already have college wrestling, oh except at the University of Oregon which has competitive cheer, or whatever the new name is. So you have to watch choreographed cheer, instead of choreographed wrestlers. But never fear, C-SPAN picks it the TV rights. And they make it so that it is always the Independent line people keep coming in at the last moment and ruining the match between the Republican and Democrat wrestlers.
lmao
You said it. That was good!
V I wish to find catsup.
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^Granted, its got dead bunny blood in it tho.
I wish the snow would invade canada and kill them all.
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^ Granted; now we have 13 more states, which means 13 more quarters to collect. Coin collectors hate you now and want to chuck things at you.
V I wish for $1,000 in Sacajawea dollars to go with my Lina Inverse cosplay.
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Granted, but as you invoked the dread name of Lina Inverse, she spent those coins on all you can eat buffets in Vegas. And Gaorry still has a broken sword.
I wish Blackstar would turn into Chris Tucker and Steven Seagall...
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Granted. Blackstar now has a multiple personality disorder.
I wish I had an ATV to drive in the streets. (DAMN SNOW!)
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Blckstar: Granted it caches on fire with you on it
Chris Tucker: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Steven Seagal: (unintelligible muttering)
Blackstar: I wish I did not have multiple personality distorter
Chris Tucker: I WISH YOU COULD UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Steven Seagal: (unintelligible muttering)
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Granted; now you are just bi-polar. One thing at a time.
Granted;There's the Emperor and his lovely daughter. I love to sing, she recently confessed to me! By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice. "Uh-huh, oh yeah, uh-huh!"
Granted; Yes, I know that was Steven Seagall's line. Deal with it.
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Granted if you made a wish
I wish jaybug would of made a wish.
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Granted, but I'll get back to editing it in some time later, ok?
I wish Blackstar learns some mo' better engrish grammer...I feel bad for making fun of him. Okay, not really, he does go to one of the better high schools, unless it is Rex Putnam, but I don't think so, of course I could be wrong. Whoknows!?! But if he expects to go to Harvard on the Hill with Dancing Tofu, well he bettter wise up Janet Weis! Trim those thighs up Janet Weis.
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Granted I am not dyslexic any more. (I alway hated english class) ;D (side I am going to the University Of Arizona not Harvard) ;D
I wish English class was not so hard and boring.
-
Granted, but I am not your teacher as I don't have my license to teach, and may never bother to do so. Perhaps one day. But I am not sure if I can afford the pay cut. suggestion, read more of what passes around on the summer reading lists, and...write. Write write write! Right? right, on!
I wish the next time I take time off I have money too...
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^ Granted; you have 1,000 rupees.
V I wish that today doesn't snow!
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FREEZING RAIN!!! mm mm good! >:3
i wish Patrick could come with me on my trip!
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Granted He dies on the trip :'(
I wish I that I could do this.
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ok... 'this' happens to be DYING! >:3
I wish i could stop time
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Granted but you can't start it
I wish my bologna had a first name.
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well it doesn't -_-*
I wish i was less weird ><
-
Granted now you are boring and no fun
I wish I could go manga shopping today.
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you can go, you just don't have the money
I wish the snow wasn't cold! ><
-
Granted it is boiling hot and it catches you house on fire
I wish I still had my mohawk.
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not saying where ;;>_>
i wish i was faster
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not saying where ;;>_> ;D
I wish that I had........ a fork........ in my....... lung??
-
Granted! However in the struggle I miss and send it through your eye.
I wish I had an extra week before christmas to get my shopping done
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granted, but in a relapse of time christmas no longer exists :)
i wish that it would STOP SNOWING!!!! D:<!
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Granted, a tornado takes the place of the snow.
I wish there was no down side to the snow.
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Granted, but the snow is replaced by slush.
I wish I didn't have so many big projects.
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Granted, now you have hundreds of little projects, kind of like Tribbles, they seem to multiply faster than you can do something about them!
I wish we had some of the snow from up north, I bought the freakin' snow tires for it!...
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Granted you get 12 feet of snow.
I wish I did not live so far away from my school.
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Granted, but now you have to stoke the boiler with coal every morning at 4am. Plus, living in the school, everything smells like old socks to you now.
I wish I have enough money to buy my wife a nice Christmas present tomorrow...
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Granted, but then the cops come because it was someone else's money and you stole it.
I wish I hadn't lost my iPod dock connector. D:
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Granted, you just lost your ipod. You should be able to find it again come Spring.
I wish piss poor planning prior to major problems didn't become my problem.
-
Granted, but now freak accidents are.
I wish finding presents wasn't difficult.
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Granted You are good at finding presents but you do not get people what hey want
I wish I had a wish but that wish looked like a fish.
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^ Granted; your wish is...
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^ I wish for everyone to get along.
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they do with eachother, but not you
i wish i could teleport
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Granted but only one milli meter
I wish I did not just sneeze all over my keyboard.
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You sneeze all over your loved ones
i wish i didn't have to pay for movies
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Granted. It's called pirating, and it's illeagal (have fun in jail!!!)
I wish my friend would talk to me again
-
Granted, but they do not talk, they just yell or sing.
Wish I could sing.
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^ Granted; however, if you attempt to do rap or country, Simon Cowell will eat your head!
V I wish porcupines were edible.
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Granted, you attempt to eat one and forget to remove the spines.
I wish I could bury someone in the snow and watch them freeze to death.
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^ Granted; here's your person to bury...
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V I wish for a fun tomorrow.
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^granted but the next day will be completely horrible
vi wish my credit card debt would go away for christmas
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Granted, here comes your check for that holiday lobster.
I wish I had all the music that I wanted on my MP3 RIGHT NOW!
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^ Granted; it has caused your MP3 player to explode.
V I wish for milk.
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Granted, but it's unpasteurized goat milk.
I wish I could open my New Year's presents now. D:
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^ Granted; you've got a bill from the IRS.
V I wish the yaoi craze would die off, or at least loosen up a little bit.
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^granted, you get nothing bad because i completely agree with you
vi wish for a nice tax return this year
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^ Granted; it's all in doughnuts.
V I wish to use the toilet!
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Granted, but your neighbor just flushed down his hot tub that was set far too hot, so you also get a bidet wash with 164 degree sewage.
I wish the mainstream media would go away for about oh say until the Spring thaw....
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^ Granted, but now you can't see Barack Obama being officially sworn in as President.
V I wish I could grow my hair at any speed I wish.
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^Granted, now what are you gunna do with all that back hair now that you're completely bald?
VI wish things weren't so complicated.
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Granted, life is so easy it's annoying
I wish I would not bleed when I laugh
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^ Granted; now you bleed out of the ears when you cry and hum.
V I wish Gov. Schwarzenegger stuck with movies.
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^ granted, he died in a freak accident where a steel beam fell on him
V i wish my internet would go faster
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^ Granted; because of the extreme shift in speed, your head will explode, leaving a nice pile of brains on the floor..
V I wish to have a form of telepathy that allows me to permanently learn other languages.
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Granted you can speak caveman and that it.
I wish for something
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^ Granted; you wished for an almond.
V I wish for a large pizza!
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Granted, it is has baby toping, dipped in mayo
I wish I did not have tumors.
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^ Granted; you have ringworm.
V I wish there was something good on TV.
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Granted Turn on ESPN2
I wish the pain would go away.
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^ Granted; it comes in the form of annoying radio jockeys living in your kitchen.
V I wish for a burger.
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^Granted, have fun digging it out of that cat box.
V I wish it was Tuesday!
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NEVER. It shall saty monday for the rest of your life!
I wish I was a robot.
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Granted you are Rosie the robot from the Jetson Make me a pie!!!!
I for FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Granted. You burn all your BACON! >.>
I wish for some evenly cooked bacon.
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Granted but since my bacon is burned I come and steal your bacon.
I wish I could do the cupcake dance.
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Granted, but you lose all of your GAME.
I wish I hadnt lost the game.
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Granted You tied the game
I wish I know what the game was?
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Granted, for playing the game and knowing the game and thinking about the game, you just LOST the game!
I wish there was an epic prize for winning the game.
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Granted but you lost the game
I wish that I could get my black star cosplay costume for MEW con.
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granted but it gets torn to shreds at the last minute
i wish my neck didnt hurt :/
-
Granted now your lungs hurt
I wish I know how to solve a Rubiks cube
-
Granted, but tearing it apart defeats the purpose doesn't it? And besides, having all the sides the color of duct tape just ain't right.
I wish I could do something to take Mustash's mind off of things for about a week or so...
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granted, but it involves you, him and some penut butter o.o
i wish my wig was here alreadY :P
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Granted you will after jaybug, Mustah and the peanut better are done using it.
I wish I had three arms.
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Granted, the third one is where you dont want it to be.
I wish I had a REAL Rock Lee.
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granted, but he ran off after he saw a girl with pink hair
i wish i was in an anime :)
-
Granted you are in the startrek anime and get killed.
I wish I had a bag filled with doorknobs.
-
Granted, it falls on your head as you enter the kitchen.
I wish I could believe in Santa Claus again...
-
Granted, SAnta comes on christmas night to your house every year and steals all your stuff.
I wish my clothes were not wet from the snow.
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granted but now they got so warm that they burned to a crisp :P
i wish i had some bawls :)
-
Granted. You dont wanna know where they are though.
I wish for a shamwow.
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Granted, plus you get two mini shamwows, one slap chop, two Ginsu knives and an all inclusive date with Vince featuring all the hot spots of Forest Grove!
I wish I had something better than schnacks for lunch today..
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^ granted, but it turns out to be an indangered species that you highly respect.
v I wish the lady im PMing would respond >.<
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^ she is really rude
v i wish i was home
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Granted you are at home, but your home is now at the south pole.
I wish I had more pocky.
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its all 10 years old and soggy
i wish i could go to mewcon!
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GRANTED! But you trip and fall and break your ankle and have to spend time in the hospitol to heal.
I wish I had enough fabric to build a giant dragon plushie.
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Granted, and as no one has ever seen a burlap plushie, you win the creativity prize! Congratulations!
I wish the Ducks win today.
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Granted I want them to win too GO DUCKS!
I wish that The University Of Arizona was amazing at sports.
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GRANTED! But they fail at life.
I wish Ducks AND Beavers would just go die in a hole somewhere.
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^ granted, but then they just come up with some other stupidly named sports teams
V i wish i had a cheese-kun :)
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^ Granted but it eats you
V I wish my friends would come to my performance.
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they hate it and you
i wish i had a private jet.
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Granted, but it's a private bottle of Jet-dry dishwasher liquid.
I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.
-
Granted, now you can't feel it over the throbbing neck pain you now have from overcompensating your shoulder pain.
I wish Lotus forgives my teasing her...
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^ Ok... Kaye never will though! she's really protective, and will hunt you down! >:3
v i wish i didn't itch ><
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Granted, now joo scratch!
I wish I had a helicopter.
-
Granted, but it runs by 110v electricity, and can only take your dead bunny for a short hop.
I wish I can come up with 10 killer puns today...
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Granted but no one is around to hear them.
I wish I had some cotton candy.
-
^ Granted, but did they have to use your head to collect it from the machine?
I wish I had administrators authority to download useful programs here...
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granted, but you get your waffles burnt for the rest of your life! D:
wish I has some burnt waffles.
-
^granted but no syrup or butter or anything else
vi wish for this weird bruise to go away
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^ Granted; in its place, there is now an everlasting pimple!
V I wish Hillary Clinton would burst into flames!
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so do you!
i wish i was at mewcon
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^ Hey, I ain't no miracle worker...
V I wish Santa would eat the Easter Bunny.
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well he THOUGHT it was the easter bunny... why did you go prancing around in a bunny suit? ;;>_>
I wish it was less cloudy ^^
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granted now its 168 degrees outside
to add to your post here is a picture of him prior to encountering santa
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eat a boy or eat a girl?
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ummmmmmm.... Granted IF YOU HAD A WISH
I wish I had that bunnygirl .............. wait thats Haruhi Suzumiya. UNWISH UNWISH!!!! I wish that wish would be unwished!!!!
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Granted. Instead you get bunny haruko
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I wish my cosplay was finished for sakuracon ;O;
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granted but everyone else at the convention wears the same cosplay
i wish i had enough money to go through the study abroad program
-
Granted but the money is in Iranian Rial and also you can not sign up
I wish I was not so damn bored!
-
Granted, you are now asleep. Having a dull dream. oh yay.
I wish I could get paid for overtime, but not have to come in on my day off, or so so early...
-
^ Granted, but OT pay is only a cent more per hour.
V I wish college tuition was cheaper.
-
^ Granted, the college of Hard Knocks has a five finger rebate program opening up.
I wish I either wasn't so tired, or it was time to go home NOW.
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Granted, you get hit by an airplane tho.
I wish I could fly an airplane to school.
-
Granted you fly a paper airplane to school on a rainy day. You crash and die
I wish a flying pirate ship would crash into my house
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granted but now you are homeless and the pirates dont want you because you smell worse then that do
I wish I could never get sick
-
Granted, but you always trip and fall!
I wish I was invincible!
-
^granted but you can't be on your feet for more then 30 min a day
wish I never had to sleep
-
granted but now you are very grumpy all the time
i wish i could scare my brother
-
Granted, but Batman comes and kicks your @$$.
Wish I was a super hero.
-
Granted, it's called death.
I wish the world wouldn't end in 2012.
-
granted but its all in knots that you cant undo :/
i wish i had money for the book i wanted >:O!
-
Granted, but the book goes up in price at the last minute.
I wish I wasnt so stressed out about everything.
-
Granted, now you are completely stressed out for nothing at all.
I wish I had more lunch to eat...
-
Granted but you get really fat and cant get off the bench
wish i could sleep 0.o'
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you never wake up
i wish i could control people with my mind
-
granted but you hate what people are thinking
wish i had a monster energy drink
-
Granted, but your never allowed to sleep.
I wish I had a life.
-
that is quickly taken from you. by a truck. ^^
i wish i could do everything i wanted to ^^
-
Granted, but now you have nothing to do.
I wish I could sew better
-
granted but you sew your fingers together
wish i could make a good cosplay
-
you make a good cosplay! even AWSOME!! but you leave it in your car and someone steals it.
i wish it was colder in here ><
-
Granted, but it's so cold you loose your limbs to frost bite owo
I wish school would end
-
granted but you fail all your classes
wish i had a cookie
-
Granted, but the cookie is poisoned!
I wish my cat wasn't so fat >D
-
i'm so sorry for your loss... i can't believe he starved to death... so sad!
i wish i didn't itch so much i scratched my skin off ><
-
Granted, your nails have fallen off so you don't scratch
I wish Stewie didn't eat paste owo
-
He doesn't. He now eats Chapstick.
I wish i had a Deathnote.
-
granted, instead it's time to go to school 8D
I wish i had a better headset
-
Granted, but you do all of your homework wrong
I wish i was a great voice actor
-
Granted, but you don't have enough >D
I wish I was a great cosplayer
-
Granted. But you miss the Con.
I wish i could skip school tomorrow and go snow boarding.
-
You can, but you can't wake up
I wish I was a guy
-
Granted, but you miss all of your messages then people start ignoring you and you never get another message again owo
I wish I had unlimited Ramune...
-
Granted but it always warm and never cold
I Wish I knew how to sew and make Cosplay
-
Granted, but it turns out to be mangled by a dog
I wish I was the top student in my school
-
Granted the bar has been lowered and none of your class mates can read good.
I wish for more snow
-
Granted but your parents are teaching you instead XD
I wish my desktop computer was faster
-
^ until i chucked it out your window it was AWSOME!
v i wish i had cake!
-
Granted, but it was dropped into the toilet
I wish I had moar stuffed animals
-
Granted, only to return to more homework that has piled up while you were gone.
I wish I knew how to make eggnog
-
Granted! Now make me some!!!
I wish i had someone to clean my room and do my laundry
-
Granted, but that person actually makes it messier
I wish I could remember my locker combination and get my homework out of my locker.
-
Granted your locker combo is now painted on your locker for everyone to see.
I wish i had an entourage.
-
Granted, but they never leave you alone.
I wish that my thyroid would go away
[/going to sleep nao~]
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Granted, but here comes Godzilla! 8D
I wish the mexicans in my school would shut up about how great mexico is and GO BACK there!
-
Granted, you are now the only student left in class, so you have to go to the special needs classes because they want the money it brings in. And just because you can tell time, and tie your shoes, does not mean you get to skip the next month and a half of learning how to all over again.
I wish I had pork chops for my lunch today...
-
granted but the pigs will have thier revenge
wish i was in portland
-
Granted, but it snows so bad their, that you die from getting caught outside in the storm.
I wish school was more fun.
-
Granted, it's a real blast. I hope you like your new school, the Timothy McVeigh school for troubled teens.
I wish I could fins good pics of the flooding as I don't live up there anymore...
-
^ you get a camera AND a first row view! have fun with the whole water in the lungs thing!! ^^
v i wish i had more monies! ><
-
Granted, but you find out too late that they pay sand baggers by the bag, and not by the hour. You actually have to work, oh nos! :o :o ::)
I wish I had had breakfast before coming to work today.
-
^ Granted; you had an MnM.
V I wish I had some spaghetti.
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^ i found some from a few months ago! i hope you like it!
v i wish i wasn't sleepy
-
Granted but chu has no milk and the cereal is expired >D
I wish my cat wasn't in the hospital
-
BUT THE GRAVEYARD IS SO SAD! :-[
I wish i could teleport
-
^ The ability to teleport solely to an abandoned outhouse in rural mississippi kind of sucks.
v I wish I weren't a newb to this site.
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ok ^^ i mean, you didn't need that life, you weren't using it anyway!!
I wish i could change the rules ><
-
Granted, but you lost the game.
I wish I had a flamethrower.
-
no gas :-[
i wish i was going somewhere
-
no friends to join you.
Wish for a Dr.Pepper
-
granted, but you can only drink dr. pepper for the rest of your life and nothing else 8D
I wish syd was 14 so she could go to the dance 8D
-
Granted but your plushies are so awesome that you feel jealous of their beauty and you jump off a bridge!
I WISH DANA COULD GO TO THE DANCE =D
-
Granted! but she arrives 1 minute late!
I wish....Her parents would let her go to the dance and she was old enough 8D
-
granted but her date leaves her for another girl
i wish for all disease to go away and never come back
-
^ Granted; now there's more people spontaneously combusting. BOOM!!!
V I wish the average human being had an IQ of 120 and I had at least 175.
-
Granted, but there are no average people left and you have the lowest IQ
I wish Syd would stop ignoring me right now XD
-
Granted, you never realized how cheap and easy fake I.D.s were to get! Too bad you get a M.I.P. later that night too, and have to do 400 hours of community service and stuff.
I wish I hadn't forgotten my book to read here at work...
-
^ Granted; the rest of the book is boring.
V I wish I were a real boy. ;D
-
Granted, but you now have cancer.
I wish Washougal_Otaku would get a new avatar.
-
^ Granted; here you go!
V I wish Lina & Zelgadis would've hooked up.
-
They hook up Mecha Style only to be Destroyed by Voltron.
I wish i had my own private island in the tropics
-
granted. it is the size of a tennis court and has one coconut tree
i wish for a fun day today
-
^ oh don't worry! the carrion birds have fun ^^
v i wish i could shape-shift
-
^ Granted; however, if you stay in a shape for more than half a second, you will remain in that form for the rest of your life.
V I wish for a fish.
-
^ and the street cats that invade your house approve of it!
v i wish to control people's minds
-
^ Granted; you can control the minds of infants.
V I wish cats could naturally use the toilet.
-
^ they are SO glad you are finally box trained! its such a relief ^^
v i wish i was smarter.
-
^ Granted; your IQ has increased by 1 point.
V I wish I had a Star Trek food replicator.
-
^ well it doesn't WORK ;;>_> SHEESH!
v i wish i could have infinite wishes. :P
-
^ Granted; I give you this thread.
V I wish Star Trek had made one more movie before killing off Data.
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^Greanted, but Data gets 2 seconds of air time.
I wish I had someone to talk to right now.
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^ yea, ME... IN A BAD MOOD!!! :o
v i wish i felt better
-
^granted, but it doesnt last long
vi wish for some soup
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^ all spilt on your lap and boiling too! :-X
v I wish for wings!
-
she's such a joker... have fun with the flaming stuffing!! ^^
i wish i had more time for lunch
-
Granted lunch is extended and so are your school hours/Class time.
I wish i had a Muramasa!
-
Granted, but you practiced with it after you sharpened it, so you are now missing several fingers and you are a foot or so shorter, as your legs were lopped off below the knees.
I wish I get to go to anime Friday tonight....
-
you go, but you get there undead!! :-[
i wish i weren't afraid of zombies ><
-
Granted, but now you are deathly afraid of lolcats!
I wish It was 3pm already.
-
its 3PM yesterday ^^
i wish i wasn't in class
-
Granted, you aren't but they are taking the mid-terms anyway.
I wish I had made some macaroni to put into my chili that I made last night...It's just missing something, ya know?
-
Granted but you can't eat it
I wish my friends where not creepers. X_X
-
now you are the only creeper, and people shun you for it
i wish i wasn't so sleepy
-
Granted now you are on fire
I wish I could cosplay as hinata
-
granted, everyone hates you
i wish i owned a helicopter
-
^Granted, but you crash it.
Wish summer wuz here.
-
^ granted. you are stupid
i wish Patrick was here! ^^
-
Granted, but he has cancer in his brain.
Wish for a dead bunny that could talk.
-
it talks, eat's taz's face, talks some more
i wish taz wasn't so mean! ><
-
Granted, she visits you everyday to give you a bunch of poisonous flowers thinking its a nice gift.
Wish I had a scythe.
-
Granted you cut off your head :)
I wish hinata was real and we where close
-
and then you get taken in for rape... GOOD JOB!
i wish there were fewer weird people near where i live
-
Granted! They all leave but I move in next door!
Wish my best friend was the magic school bus.
-
good wish Granted you friend gets in a crash and get inpouned
I wish I did not have to go to a play (again) today
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Granted. You must go to a 6 hour opera instead!
Wish i was in the army.
-
Granted you are in the part of the army that sings "In The Navy" by the village people
I wish I could sing In the Navy
-
you can, but no one wants you too
i wish i could help out with the understaffing problem ><
-
Granted you are on the staff and can't do anything fun
I wish i did not have to go soon
-
you are really really bored here and wish to leave but you can't
i wish i could pass up Patrick in spam posts!
-
Granted *put something that get you mad at me here*
I wish I had the balls to post that one thing about NightLotus wish
-
you die from a flying side-kick to the head, courtesy of ME! >:3
i wish i was better about going to TKD class
-
^Granted but at every class session you end up sparring with the instructor.
V I wish I had an even faster reflex time
-
Granted but now you have a lower IQ
I wish I did not lose the game.
-
now everyone hates you
i wish i had the internet 24/7
-
Granted, but you has no computer access of any kind.
Wish I had more munnies.
-
but it is all worthless
i wish i was smarter
-
knowledge is out dated by the time you get the most of it.
wish I wasnt so EMO.
-
people think you are annoying still
i wish kaye would listen to better music
-
She does, but you have no sense of taste so it goes right over your head. In one ear, and out your nose.
I wish the Baltimore Ravens get to the Super Bowl...
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they loose
i wish i was less easily scared
-
Granted now you are more easily dead
I wish for the person below be to have a wish about pirates.
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granted
I wish pirates would kill blackstar
-
Granted...... ummm..... and some bad stuff happens to
I wish I know how to make that wish bad somehow.
-
Granted, but your keyboard breaks so you can no longer make the wish bad.
I wish I could be more outgoing at 'Cons. ):
-
Granted but you can only talk to people dressed up as Naruto
I wish I did not have to study for finals
-
Granted! You don't "have" to study for finals, but you still have to take them.
I wish I had a mechanical pencil that never ran out of lead.
-
Granted, but somehow it still leaks ink all over your shirts.
I wish I could have watched both games today...
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they bothe sucked.
Wish I was in portland.
-
Granted, lucky you they speak English in Portland, England!
I wish I had a nice dinner waiting for me when I get home tonight...
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you get food poisoning tonight
i wish i wasn't at school ><
-
^ Granted you are on the sun
V I wish Bob Barker did not retire
-
but you die anyway
i wish i could find solutions for everything
-
Granted, but too bad they are worse than the problems.
I wish the Lotuses would get some light in their room, I fear for their eyesight...
-
granted. its only dark at night, at noon we get great light!!
i wish my feet didnt' hurt ><
-
you can't move your arms or legs without pain now
i wish i wasn't so cold ><
-
( It's so difficult to not say something creepy now, thanks!) lol
Granted, but then you fall for the fireman who comes to put out your house fire. Then fall for the paramedic who bundles you up in a comfy warm blanket on the way to the hospital, then the male nurse who administers the oxygen for your smoke inhalation problem, then the doctor, who has to mend all the breaks caused by all the falling you just did.
I wish I had something special to eat for my din-din...
-
Granted it is a puppy
I wish that I was not the smartest one in my group of friends
-
you are the dumbest
i wish i was feeling better
-
Granted, but your fingertips cannot now stand even the lightest touch of a feather. Gloves are no help. You go nude because your clothes make your skin feel like it is being chewed on by army ants. That's no help either, the air currents in your room make you feel like you are in a sand storm in the desert. Your skin feels as if it is being flensed from your bones. You are driven mad because you can feel everything! Except any else's feelings, so you still stomp on everyone's feelings, making you a complete pariah. But you look mahvelous!
I wish everyone would just relax...
-
Granted, and now nothing gets done in the world. We become giant blobs like the people in the animation Wall-E and degenerate.
I wish for a bag of potato chips...lol.
-
you have the bag, not the chips ^^
i wish i could make certain moments last forever :3
-
Granted but it can't start back up
I wish this wish was the first wish on page 100?
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99 is the new 100
i wish i wasn't cold
-
its freezing
wish for some happiness.
-
Granted I get some happiness for me
I wish my foot did not itch?
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granted, its got terrible diseases though.
Wish I was the president or awesome!
-
Granted; I am your VP.
I wish my cellphone bill would go away. (Next one makes 100 pages; make it a good one).
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Granted so dose you health
I wish that trash tv would just go away
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GRANTED!!! I'm not coming up with a funny response because I agree 150%.
I wish Barack Obama could tell better jokes.
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granted, yours still suck
i wish i knew how people knew when the page would change (really, can someone tell me?? ;;>_>)
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Granted! Take the number of pages, say, 30, and times it by 15. In this case, 4,500. That is the number of replies required to form page 31; the last reply on page 30 would be 4,499. Get it?
I wish I was done with college and working at my dream job, a high school teacher.
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granted, the students are awful and make you cry every day
i wish i was in college already
-
Granted; your five favorite instructors all have heart attacks, and you fear going back to college because of it.
I wish for a cookie.
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Its burn.
Wish life wasnt so hard.
-
Granted but it is on the moon where you now live
I wish I could swim like a fish?
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Granted, you are a merman that has no way of cntacting the people on land.
Wish I was a ghosty.
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Granted; I'm calling the Ghostbusters.
I wish for a cake.
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^^ atlest I was not called a mermaid
Granted but it is in Canada
I wish I was I could go snowboarding soon.
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Granted, but you catch lollipop disease.
Wish my friends werent missing for days.
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Granted; they're snowboarding with Blackstar.
I wish for a bathroom in the upstairs level of my house.
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its backed up.
Wish it was summer already.
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Granted but you are at the South Pole
I wish I had a girlfriend ;D
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Granted, she looks like Rock Lee.
Wish i had a lee plush.
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Granted; it's Bruce Lee!
I wish for some new shoes.
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Granted but they are dead
I wish had a Hinata plush
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Granted, but she's missing eyes.
I wish I had some ice cream right now!
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Granted but a mexican made it so there are roaches and chihuaua tails in it.
wish i had a good book to read right now.
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Granted; it's so good, that you read it for hours and are tardy from school for the next two days.
I wish to find true love.
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Granted, but I ran them over on my way to wal-mart.
Wish i wasnt so cruel.
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Granted; now you're a big pushover who likes being abused.
I wish I was a freakin' manager already!
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Granted, now you'll never get to see who posted the Millionth View! or spend any time on these forums, or go to the ball, or the next Con, or...Welcome to Middle Management. The fun never stops!
I wish I had my boss's job...
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Granted; now someone wants your job.
I wish I had perfect vision.
-
Granted, but now your bladder isn't so perfect...
I wish I had something I could take that would reduce the amount of gas that's building up in my lower intestine...
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Granted; now your gas is a liquid.
I wishthat I'd have a good day as opening manager today.
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tonight you die ^^
i wish i was in corvallis ^^
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^ granted. you are REALLY tired all the time
v i wish i could speak english better
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Granted, but it can only be understood by using a recording device and playing it backwards.
I wish I won the lottery so I could produce movies...
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^Granted you are now the Uwe Boll of live action anime films.
V I wish I had my own mansion
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Granted, but it blows up the minute you own it.
I wish I was more amazing 8D
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granted; that was the easiest thing i have ever had to do
i wish i could get some sleep; its after 1 am over here
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ok, but you have horrible nightmares for 3 days str8!
Wish i had some strawberry cupcakes.
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granted, but you only have the batter with no oven 8D
I wish I would pass my spanish final
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Granted, but your final is misplaced when the Professor grades it and you have to take the final again but you fail that one...(echo:fail, fail, fail...) :o
^I wish for some chocolate!!!! I want some nom nom!!!
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^ The chocolate nom nom noms you
V I wish I did not have to workout today.
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Granted, as if it mattered anyway. You still aren't going to be the starting quarterback next year.
I wish...yeah, really I do...
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OK! also, thats the most decisive you will ever be in your life! ^^
i wish i was was done with science fair ><
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Granted, but it's only because your project ate you.
I wish my hair was back to how it's supposed to be. ._.
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Granted, but your foot is now the size of a car.
Wish this freshmen girl at my school would just DIE somewhere!
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granted She dies in your house and here ghost haunts you
I wish anime land was real.
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Granted; Prime Minister Tuxedo Mask has declared you a national security threat.
I wish for a dish of fresh fish.
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Granted, I hope you like smelt smothered in smoked smelly smocks.
I wish I was leaving for home in 5 minutes...
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Granted but a mad moose crashes into you and totals your car.
I wish happiness came easy to me.
-
Granted, but so does debt.
I wish would push a button that made my credit go up 300 points.
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granted, but people find this suspicious and reject you from getting a job.
Wish people at my school werent so exclusive!
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Keep dreamin'...
I wish I was a little nicer.
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Your so nice you pay $129017648712 of dollars a month to send everyone you know (and some strangers) flowers.
Wish cookies were good.
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*gasp* But,... they are good...
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa247.net%2Fstore%2Fimages%2Fcookies.jpg&hash=919cb614cffaf68a57e86a3633b5499665600287)
NOMNOMNOM
I wish to do well in my t'ai chi class.
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in life not so much
i wish i was smarter
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It just ain't gonna happen sister. Deal with it. Well, it could happen, maybe, you'll have to give up all your hair. But on the bright side you won't have to worry about shaving your arms and legs anymore. And everyone in your Tae Kwon Do class would think you are one BAMF!
I wish I wasn't here today.
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^ Granted but you are not there
I wish for 500 pounds of salt
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Granted, now come get it, you can pay for it with cookies. I won't tell the maintenance supervisor if you won't.
I wish Mentally Hilarious has a nice day.
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otay do you know her personally? But you don't have a nice day.
I wish for a trip to japan?
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the water is SO nice! and your concrete slippers keep your feet NICE and toasty ^^
i wish i was a few inches shorter...
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Granted a few inches is 12 inches
I wish the University of Arizona's anime club will be epic
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Granted, but as they know you are dyslexic, they put the Kanji characters up on the screen backwards. No, no English sub-titles. Sorry, they are an advanced anime club, what makes them so EPIC.
I wish it was 3 pm already, I'm ready to get the flock out of here.
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Granted it is 3pm on monday have fun at work tomorrow
I wish for someone to grant this wish
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NEVER! IN FACT, you shall die from it.
I wish my day had went well.
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Granted jaybug's wried wish came true
I wish there was something to do
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Granted you can go take care of old people.
I wish cupcakes could talk.
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Granted that so f-ing awesome there is no spin to it
I wish that I could solve rubiks cubs
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NO.
I wish for a cookie.
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MABEY WHAT KIND
I WISH I know why IT is so FUN to TYpe in CapS
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NO.
Wish Gaara would just kill his crazy fangirl Matsuri.
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Granted Gaara kills 12 puppies, a cat, your one true love and a box of corn pop too
I wish that the person who grants this wish says something epicly funny
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too tired to think of something funny to respond to that
i wish that the ninja clarifying fanfiction poster in the cool images thread had one for sakura not being worthless
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Fine. I are on it.
Wish people werent so damn demanding.
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Granted I am just demanding
I wish I could do this
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granted. now everyone else is always begging with tears flowing down their cheeks
i wish to shave someones head
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Granted, you shave your own head
I wish that I didn't have to sleep
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Granted, you have no groups and is no longer accepted into society
I wish....i had more fabric
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Granted, you never wake up
I wish syd would dress up as a kitten 8D
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NOT GRANTED. THAT IS ALL.
I wish I could sleep.
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NOT GRANTED. THAT IS ALL.
I wish I could sleep.
Fail can't do that.
Granted, but you never wake up
I wish Syddie would dress up as a nurse 8D
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Granted, but its so yummy you can't stop eating it
I wish Syddie would be a kitten 8D
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Granted! He brings you tons!
I wish..uh....megan was here right now 8D
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Granted, but megan is actually ME in disguise! HAHAHAHAHA!
I wish I could have this much energy when I wake up in 5 hours. I'm going to be so tired tomorrow. T_T
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granted, but it only lasts for twenty minutes
i wish the coffee at work today wont be as bitter as it was yesterday
-
Granted its to sweet for L
I wish I did not have a headache
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Granted; go in hre room and jump on her bed. That'll do the trick.
I wish pizza was cheaper in price and more filling to the belly.
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Granted, but now you can't hit the low notes worth poo.
I wish for degaa rkj yjrri saj viaw hbmtreapoit.
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Ummmmmmmm............no?
I wish I know what I said no to?
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You said no to a cupcake.
Wish my friends were here.
-
Granted she/he or it is here as in my house dead
I wish I did not just mix up the forum games X_X
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granted. you mix up food and poison instead
i wish i had more self control when it comes to sugary stuff.
-
Granted but now my have no self control when it comes to fatty things
I wish I was not so tired?
-
Granted, you are sound asleep.
I wish my wife would eat the wonderful food I cook her..
-
Granted, but you have found something really interesting to do while they were pitching together, that they are waiting for you, and you don't feel bad at all about it.
I wish I could have gone to see the Slants and Anime Friday last night...
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Granted, but then a cereal killer breaks down the door into your house, and blazes away at your little bowl or sugar bombs with his automatic shotgun.
Well, I did wonder if they were pitching fits. I didn't even think they were playing baseball, not inside the house. Nor did I think they were getting pine rosin all over themselves. I just had a hard time believing it took two hours to match vocals. Were they harmonizing, or just trying to hit the same notes?
I wish you'd get all bent out of shape just because I said hello..
-
Granted I punch you in the face. You take my to court. Who are they going to believe the hard working man at university of O's power thingy or the punk (I not really a punk) 17 year old boy.
I wish for the CIA to knock at my house
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Granted, they were stopping by to ask directions to Guantanamo Bay Cuba. You see, the new administration is a more touchy feely kind of government, so instead of driving around lost, they make the guys pull over and stop and ask for directions. You're lucky it was them. State department is tired of being known as a wimpy touchy feely organization. Those people would have ransacked your domicile completely, and confiscated any anime or manga, AND your cosplays.
I wish you would break out in hives when the next person of the opposite sex touches you.
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Granted and they love it
I wish that a could sleep in tomorrow
-
Granted, but you sleep terribly tonight.
I wish I had a really cool dream tonight.
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*the Eternal Dragon speaks* your wish has been granted!
you get flaming hot cheetos chip cookies
I wish for...a personal helicopter with a year's worth of fuel.
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Granted but a redneck steals your fuel in an effort to fly his pick up truck.
I wish for some mufins!
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Granted but it a old and moldy mufins
I wish that I could be a ninja
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Granted but they were out of ninja outfits so you get a star trooper suit.
I wish I could fly.
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granted you fly right into a jet turbine and if some says your name backswords you lose your power to fly
I wish I had a girlfriend
-
Granted, she is Oprah.
Wish i had a chainsaw.
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Granted it dose not work and you can't light it on fire
I wish they would show old episodes of Pokemon
-
Granted, but they cut all the action out.
I wish Gaara would die again.
-
Granted but his ghost haunts you to the day you die of a full sized bus to the face
I wish I was good at singing so I could be in my school's play of Sound Of Music
-
Granted, you get to play a little girl.
Wish it was summer already!
-
Granted but in China
I wish for not to forget things
-
Granted, but you become paranoid because you remember every little thought you've ever had and every time someone was mean to you so you swear revenge on the world and become miserable.
I wish I had $30 so I could buy my gown.
-
Granted the $30 is stolen and you go to jail
I wish I had less things to do
-
Granted, you get bored and die.
Wish i had my old monopoly game!
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Granted you play it and find out why you got rid of it
I wish I had some cookies
-
i baked them.
wish i had better looks.
-
Granted You look better in a blind man opinion (and side note I bet you look fine)
I wish that I did not need to take so many pills
-
Granted, now you need injections.
I wish it was my Friday instead of my Monday...
-
Granted but you new friday is your new monday
I wish I could be as awesome as Bear Grylls
-
Granted, you die from getting naked in a glacier like he did (the dummy)
Wish bear grylls was killed by eating a mushroom.
-
Granted, But his awesomeness is past onto me
I wish that I could find more epic youtube clips of people lighting talking/dancing toys on fire.
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Your wish has been granted!
you get to see a youtube video of a cosplayer Sasuke lighting a Gaara plushie on fire.
I wish for a full-sized toy sword of Tetsusaiga (Inuyasha's sword)
-
Granted it is impaled into your pelvis
I wish that the Simpsons was on right now
-
Granted but it's on a black and white antenna TV with no picture only audio.
I wish I had Kagome here to treat my sword wound.
-
Umm, granted, but Kagome's not very smart so she makes it worse. >:3
I wish that that my hair was blonder. <3
-
Granted, you are now a super saiyan, but now everyone in the galaxy is coming to kill you.
I wish I had the 7 dragon balls to make my own wish.
-
granted ummmmmmm ya......... I not saying how I am going to spin that........... ewwwwwwwwww gross
I wish I had some more pocky
-
granted, you get green tea pocky in a box of chocolate pocky.
I wish people would stop falling into the gutter when they think about the dragon balls.
-
Granted now we just thing of something bad
I wish that I could pump up the noise pump up the funk
-
granted, you now own a tuned up '40 ford pickup with a truck bed full of speakers but the volume won't turn down or off.
I wish for an electric powered '67 Dodge Charger.
-
Granted but it is on the moon
I wish for a better pair of headphones
-
Granted, but they aren't compatible with your existing systems.
I wish I could stop dreaming about spring
-
granted, you now dream of nothing
I wish ashely wasn't killed last night T_T
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Granted no spin
I wish that guns ever excised
-
huh? Do you mean never existed?
Granted, but nuclear weapons were developed by the Romans, and Iran was annihilated in 74 B.C. Also Germany and the Balkans. The radioactive wastes contributed along with the lead to reduce the Romans to irrelevance by the time Christ was born, who happened to have serious birth defects from the radiation still lingering, as the Romans did not believe in "clean" nukes. So Christianity never formed as Christ died when he was only 7. So there was a huge gap in the spread of modern religion, and so barbarism went into overdrive, and Europe never became a dominant power, and the Chinese didn't abandon their navy so America was founded on the west coast by the Emperor of China.
I wish common sense was as common as it sounds...
-
sweet I am in China
Granted ever one votes Democratic (bad for you, but good for me)
I wish I had not lost my cell phone?
-
Granted, president Obama sends you a new one. However whenever you push a button, nothing happens. It has juice, so that isn't the problem. What is the problem, is that the government is the sole provider, and well ya know, these things happen, and well it's after 5pm, so no one is about to do anything, but the phone isn't broken. It's just that the towers are breaking down for lack of maintenance, and there is no money for fixing them, and there isn't anyone to fix them as no one knows how to anymore. Aren't you glad everyone votes Democrat now?
I wish Blackstar would have granted my wish, about common sense. Granting me sheer insanity does not seem to me to be common sense.....
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Granted again! Every on votes Democratic again and we live in the happy democratic land again (once again good for me, very annoying for you) (I'm driving jaybug insane)
I wish I could annoy jaybug some more
-
Granted. Luckily jaybug lives in the REAL WORLD, so even though he lives in the Eugene area, which is even further to the left than Portland, and thereby more Democrat, oh whatever....
I wish someone would tell the Oregon State Hospital that Blackstar is right here on the forums....
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Even though I don't live in Oregon Granted they find my and they ask me what I want to name the new wing I say "The Liberal America" Wing
I wish that jaybug's wishes would not give me such easy shoots at his GRAND OLD PARTY. (btw jaybug you know this is all in good fun. I am typical more respectful of peoples believes I mean no harm in theses statements of ignorance. I do not know your personal believes and why you believe them so I can not make a intelligent/accurate point)
-
Granted, you have to think. D:
I wish people didn't try to convince themselves that political ideologies could ever actually be correct, let alone constructive.
-
Granted, now people use turn signals, which leads to more wrecks for some reason. Ah, maybe if they used them in the direction the intend to travel!
I wish Tofu gets a date, but doesn't bring his knife, but brings a concealed carry Casull!
-
^ Granted; his date is yo mama!
V I wish the mama jokes would die off already!
-
^ Granted; his date is yo mama!
V I wish the mama jokes would die off already!
^Granted, but the fad of your dad jokes will invade the world
V I wish I had cool boyfriend who would give me candy
-
Granted, he's Sam Adams, he's got lots of candy.
I wish we could have gone more than one week before the partisanship re-started.
-
granted, except the color of cheddar cheese is now neon green.
I wish for a cell phone with an orbiting satellite that can teleport me anywhere in the world.
-
^ but you feel so unfulfilled not being able to fill it up... how sad :'(
v i wish i didn't have bruised ribs
-
Granted, now they roll you down to the mess hall. But not in a wheelchair. Say, are you related to Violet Beauregarde? You're turning a little blue.
I wish we weren't going to kill the space program...
-
granted, but you're the first test passenger for the elevator to the moon.
I wish I could help everyone in need and not worry about what I sacrifice to do it.
-
Granted, you contract leprosy, now no one wants your help. Well, they do, but... you know. THey may want a piece of your advice, but not a piece of your fingertips.
I wish I could travel through space like the Silver Surfer..
-
^ you light your blanket on fire ^^
v i wish i didn't have to study
-
but you can't get one
i wish i had Patrick cuddles ^^
-
Granted you fail
I wish that I did not fail?
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with your feet
i wish i wasn't cold
-
Granted. But now everything that apple makes is crap.
I wish I had more college friends.
-
granted. You get those geeky nerds who spend hours upon hours playing wizard games.
I wish i had a bunch o nerdy friends.
-
you arn't nerdy enough, you get kicked out of the club
i wish i could teleport
-
granted. You end up inside a wall.
Wish I was made of awesome.
-
granted but you always have nothing to do.
wish i could go to my friends house.
-
but your friend isn't there
i wish i could go home instantly
-
you get caught in a tornado and you have to follow the yellow brick road home.
Wish school wasnt so stupid.
-
granted, it is now much more intelligent...whatever that means
I wish....this chick would leave me alone
-
Granted, but you had to make up for it the next morning.
I wish I had a pony.
-
granted but he only goes in reverse.
Wish I had some cookies.
-
Granted, they were poisoned.
I wish I had some juice.
-
granted. You get 'Jolly's Juice'
I wish I had my old Banjo Kazooie games.
-
Granted but it on fire
I wish I had something good to eat
-
granted! You get carrots, but they're fresh from the ground.
I wish for a Gundam mobile suit, Leo class.
-
^ Granted it dose not work and it blows up and kills you
I wish I had amazing basketball skills
-
Granted but you live in Africa.
I wish for...a shrubbery.
-
Granted, but I burnt it.
I wish I some chocolate.
-
Granted but the chocolate isn't that kind of chocolate
I wish I felt better
-
Granted, but I killed you.
I wish my back would quit hurting.
-
Granted but your legs get broken
I wish i had a boyfriend
-
Granted, but he was too fat for you. He died of a heart stroke seizure thing and had to be put down by the pot bellied pig exterminator.
I wish I had 6 fingers on one hand.
-
Granted but hundreds of people came down and killed you for being a freak
I wish I had a xbox 360 or playstation 3
-
Granted, that night it was stolen by a Elephant molester.
I wish I could drive.
-
Granted but the nest day you die in a car crash
I wish my knee pain went a way
-
Granted but now your head hurts from the many people dying.
I wish for 1000 pool noodles, 1000 1/2" PVC pipes, and 100 rolls of duct tape.
-
Granted, you're too retarded and I was unable to understand what you wished for so I shot you.
I wish everyone was more like me.
-
Granted, everyone in the world is now a clone of you.
(and with a little creativity, I could make 1000 toy foam swords with all that noodle, pipe and tape.)
I wish I had an army of 100 clones of myself under my command.
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^ grantid but there 100 times stronger then you then turn on you and tear you apart limb by limb
I wish I could get a girlfriend that likes anime and doesent cheat on me.
-
Granted, Paypal declined your credit card though.
I wish everyone had a better sense of humour.
-
Granted. Too bad they still come with emotions.
I wish I could find tortillas my mom isn't allergic to. :/
-
they are the kind made of mexican children.
Wish i lived by a beach.
-
Granted, there is a group of dead whales on the beach.
I wish I had foodz.
-
fried dead whale blubber
I wish my friend wasnt so sad.
-
Granted but your friend is so happy she/he annoys you to death
I wish i had a cookie that won't kill me or taste bad.
-
Granted, I killed you.
I wish I had my babyboo.
-
it caught fire.
Wish I had some wizarding power.
-
you have some... VERY VERY little though ^^
i wish i wasn't sick
-
your diseased
Wish there was no diseases or cancer.
-
Granted, people are dying from hunger now.
I wish my relatives weren't so irritating. >.<
-
granted. They are now loving you to death.
Wish I had a taco of awesomeness!
-
Granted but it's an Angry Taco, like the angry burger! You burn the roof of your mouth.
I wish I could never make mistakes.
-
Granted, I threw a brick at you and you lost your ability.
I wish I had a cell phone.
-
Granted it dose not work
I wish for a ninja cat
-
He kicks your @$$
Wish I had a totally awesome Jedi for a friend.
-
Granted he kicks your @$$
I wish that I could start and stop time
-
Granted, but every time you re-start time, it starts from a completely random point.
I wish I wasn't here today...
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but you cant go there either.
Wish I had my old banjo kazooie games.
-
Granted but it dose not work
I wish I did not have to go to school tomorrow
-
Granted, but you have to babysit 10 kids for 8 hours.
I wish I could make a new profile and start over. There are too many scars on this one.
-
Granted the next on has more scars
I wish I was better socially?
-
Granted, but now that you play with what used to be your betters, you know better. No one asks you to pull their finger or nothing. Only invite you over for tea, and serve cucumber sandwiches, no meat!
I wish more people were here to spam around with....
-
granted, but it's the surviving clones of me!
This'll twist someone's mind a bit...
I wish I could be in an empty room but could not die.
-
you can never leave. forever
I wish i were independent of my parents
-
Granted; they live rich, pleasurable lifes and you're constantly bored.
I wish today's 7+ hour shift won't suck really bad.
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sure whatever... you die
I wish I had a better day.
-
Granted, someone throws your favorite flavor of pie in your face. Eat up.
I wish I could find some new friends on here. (braces for the worst X( )
-
Granted but they are crazy
I wish people where not crazy
-
Granted, now you are full Bozo. Don't worry, I know you'll enjoy your insanity.
I wish the gage glass didn't just blow out and make me have to actually work now....
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Ummmmmmm. what did what now... stupid smart people and all your smart talk.........YOU GET FIRED
I wish my voice did not sound so weird
-
Granted now you have many reasonable phobias
I wish I did not have to go to college class tomorrow
-
GRanted, you get sent back to kindergarten!
I wish I didn't have to go to the grocery store after work tonight...
-
Granted, you have to go to the store at 5 AM the next morning.]
...I wish I could think of something
-
You think of something, but it is the most terrible, mind scarring image you have ever seen, and it never leaves your waking or sleeping thoughts, slowly driving you insane over the years.
I wish that yarn was less expensive.
-
Grantid but now you have so much you don't know what to do with it
I wish I wasent sterio typed so much for being mexican.
-
Granted, you develop a speech impediment, so now everyone thinks you are a member of a Columbian drug cartel. At least people quit teasing you so easily.
I wish it was weekend already...I feel like I know too much, and my day was so nice with the sunshine and all, but then I just had to show up at work, so much for the afterglow.
-
Granted but you need to stay at work because every thing brakes.
I wish we did not have that new Lacrosse coach on my team. (god he so annoying and has no clue what he doing)
-
Granted. Now you have the Lich King for a lacrosse coach.
I wish I wasn't fugly.
-
^ you are constantly getting attacked for your good looks
v i wish i wasn't in school.
-
Granted. Now you're in Juvi, enjoy.
I wish I had a vile of Love Potion 8.5
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it don't work so well ;;>_>
i wish i had more time on the interents
-
Granted you have no time for life
I wish for a duck
-
Granted. I hope you have room to keep it. It's one of those art ducks that were places around Eugene a couple of years back. You get the hippie tie-dyed duck.
I wish I didn't have a cold.
-
Granted you have on fire
I wish for this wish to have spin to it
-
Granted, you're all spun up and can't study, go to sleep, or even sit still for longer than 22 1/2 seconds.
I wish it was time for my relief to get here already...
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Granted but they are a zombie and eat you
I wish I had Basketball refereeing experience.
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and so so so many injuries too!
i wish i could make my dad do everything i wanted him to.
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Granted, your dad is now an emotionless robot,
I wish I had the powers of the Ghost Rider.
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Granted, you have a motorcycle that can travel at mach 1, your head's always on fire and you're the devil's attack dog of justice.
I wish Batman could develop a superpower. All he's got is really cool toys, rides and general martial arts training.
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he can make fireworks. he joins the X-men... his name is now... RAZZLE DAZZLE. (he kills himself the next day)
i wish i wasn't sleepy
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Granted, you're too excited that something cool is happening the next day. You get insomnia and stay up all night thinking about it, then sleep in and arrive late for over half of it.
I wish there were more days in the week that meetups that could happen.
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Granted but you can't go to them
I wish I had a cake
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Granted but it's made of soot and dirt.
I wish my wish wasn't corruptible.
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Granted but your life is
I wish the person below me will have the same wish as me
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granted but it aint pretty.
I wish all dogs would be turned inside-out.
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Granted but they all live in you head and people thing you are crazy and they send you to a nut house
I wish my dog was not so lazy
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granted. He tears all the furniture a part and ruins your bed right before you sleeps.
I wish I had a giant box to capture people in.
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Granted you catch yourself
I wish for a ninja
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Granted; she kills you before you get to see her.
I wish the Detroit Red Wings would lose every game for the next three years.
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Granted, but you die tomorrow. So you really don't know that your wish being granted was a cake, I mean a lie.
Go Red Wings! lol
I wish people would come here to have fun, not be catty, or look to be offended by every little thing. Or is that asking too much?
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granted, now everyones Idea of fun is torturing you
I wish I had my braces off
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granted but you will NEVER have good looking teeth
wish I could sleep 0.0
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Granted you die in it
I wish for a spork
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granted, but you now have no food to eat with the spork
I wish I didnt need glasses and could see perfectly wit 20/20 vision without glassess or contacts
(hehehe I just made it hard to corrupt... hopefully XD)
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Granted but you live in the dark and can not get out
I wish for bacon
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granted, then you realize the bacon has already been digested by me.
eww that's kinda gross.
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Granted, now everything you touch is gross.
I wish I was on vacation...
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granted, you're on vacation in hell.
I wish the next person who posts will fall in love in the next month, at least 4 times.
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Granted, my wife is probably going to kill me! lol
I wish I could get rid of all the stuff I don't want without having to do the labor...
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Granted, however, all the stuff you didn't want was actually all the stuff you DID want. oops X_X
I wish my cake in the oven would just be done already! It smells soooo good!
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Granted, but you spent too much time here, so it's burnt already!
I wish I didn't have to eat right and exercise...
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granted... you don't you'll just die faster
i wish at least one cute girl had a crush on me.
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granted, but she's in kindergarten. She still thinks you should do something with your hair though. Man, they start early don't they?
I wish it was closer to payday than it is...
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granted it is closer than it was when you posted that.
I wish I could not be harmed by anything ever...
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Granted, but you have magically turned into a giant seven up bottle.
I wish I had 13 foot wings on my back and the ability to fly with said wings,
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oh dear Icarus.... not again *sigh* like moths to the flame... arent they?
i wish i was free to do what i wanted to.
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but you all you want to do is sleep and there for you has nighmares.
I wish I had red paint.
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Granted- but it's permanent and you'll have red skin for all of your life.
I wish I was a voice actor.
(This could go wrong on soooo many levels.)
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Granted you are Jar Jar Binks voice and people want to kill you
I wish Jar Jar Binks would die
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granted but you have to be the new him.
I wish for a cookie of awesomeness!
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Granted it eats you
I wish I could do a funky dance
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its out of style.
Wish for a giant gummy shark!
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Granted it on fire and it yells "OMG I AM LIKE ON FIRE" and your like "WHOO DUDE I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS." and Spock is like "GET ON THE SHIP CAPTIN" and you get and the ship and it crashes The End
I wish I had even more energy!!!!!!!!!
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Granted, but note that the DEA has been notified!
I wish I had Garden Gnome repellent!
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Granted but it attracts lawn flamingos
I wish I was a lawn flamingo
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Granted, and you get planted along I-5 in the Terwilliger curves, so you cause many accidents from people staring at you trying to figure out what you are, and realizing too late that it was only a pink flamingo.
I wish every book I read this year is exciting and fun to read...
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Granted every book is the same
I wish for a spork
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granted, you get a spork, inconvieniently puncturing one of your lungs.
I wish I could go back 2 1/2 years in time, to a place in my life where things were happening.
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Granted but you appear in front of a moving bus
I wish there where not so many weird commercials
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they are all really boring
i wish i had motivation...
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Granted, your ass in on fire!
I wish that hackers had lives so they couldn't make computer viruses.
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Granted Now you don't have a life
I wish I did not have to do the dishes
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you have to make all the food
i wish i was a better artist
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Granted, but now you only think mathematically.
I wish pay day was closer to today...
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^ Granted they moved it to yesterday
V I wish I could go to the happiest place on earth Tijuana Mexico
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In your coffin ^^
I wish I could make the rules
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Granted you will receive this wish in the mail with in the next 500 years
I wish for more bacon
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Granted
But the bacon, it is all cheap quality and doesn't taste good.
I wish people from my church would hang out with me more... stupid night shift.
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Granted they eat all your bacon
I wish there was the church of bacon
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It is, but your folks convert to Islam.
I wish I had more weekend this weekend...
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granted but your weekend becomes another and another... forever
wish i would get my taxes back
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Granted, you have won the Spanish National Lottery with that money. Please send your account number to me in order to direct deposit the funds you won!
I wish Lotus wasn't such a control freak...
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Granted now I am and I punch you in the face
I wish I was a fish.
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Granted you have Pneumonia now
I wish that the Price is Right was on
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Granted, but the apparatus u used to watch it imploded...
I wish I wasn't so sleepy!
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Granted you are a sponge
I wish I did not have to cook my bacon
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granted, it tastes crappy raw
i wish my family was happier
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Granted but them smiling at you 24/7 is getting a bit creepy.
Wish I had more money. T^T
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granted, but now you have to give it all to a crappy charity
I wish that I was Konan taking care of Nagato (spoiler)
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^ Granted WOOF?
V I wish I was not dyslexic so I would not have such a hard time reading names
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granted. but now you are blind so you has no problem readind names
I wish Nagato was real. I'd huggle him all day
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granted but he dies of FAILURE.
I wish for some friggin' cookies shaped like Rock Lee!
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granted but they smell like fag
I wish Naruto would die
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Granted but you get hit by a car.
Wish Borock Obama wasnt threated by racist people.
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granted but you get threatned by the racist people instead.
I wish that deidara wasn't dead
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granted but he still sucks.
Wish it was tomorrow.
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Granted it is yesterdays tomorrow
I wish I did not have to do stuff tomorrow
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every other day for the rest of you life is packed with work
i wish i was in corvallis
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Granted there is no spin being in corvallis is bad enough as it is.
I wish I was not in so much pain.
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you are really really sick
i wish i wasn't tired ever
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Granted but you are always dead
I wish for more girl scout cookies?
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Granted, I bought them at Uwajimaya and ATES demZ!
Wish i had $50 more.
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Granted but you can't spend it
I wish that I did good on my test for my college class
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Granted but you fail the class anyway.
Wish I had an elephant.
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Granted but it cost you $1,000,000,000 a day
I wish I had money
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granted but you get the elephant.
Wish I could fly and do awesome ninja things.
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Granted you get suck in a jet turbine
I wish I was stuck in a jet turbine
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granted, but it's indestructable, and you're just stuck in it, so you starve over a months period as nobody hears you crying out for help.
I wish I was the best, at everything.
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Granted but now everybody hates you for it.
Wish origami was easier.
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Granted but life is harder
I wish I had all the cookies in the wrold
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Granted, you get the ones out of the garbage and land fills too. ot to mention the cookies....elswhere....
Wish I had some lucky charms cereal.
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you get ONE marshmallow
i wish i had better self control
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Granted you have less of your self
I wish I could make this face :o
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granted. Your eyes explode
i wish i could use my computer without getting in trouble
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granted but all you get to look at is cheap porn.
Wish I had some soup.
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Granted, but it's made up of cat puke and cucumbers.
I wish I had Cherry Seven Up in a bottle and it didn't have anything wrong with the inside-components. :3
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you explode when you drink it.
Wish I had the perfect indestructable wish!
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Granted- But it has so many typos you can't read it. :)
I wish I had a pencil that doesn't hurt me- explode me- or ... (insert another something hree.)
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Granted! It is a Nerf pencil. You are unable to write with it.
I wish I could spontaneously set things on fire
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Granted- but OH NO! Your on fire. Need a hug?
I wish I could have a harmless hug because y'know how life sucks. (Random stereotypical "Life sucks" rant.)
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Granted! But you can only harmlessly hug bears, not people. Maybe start a traveling sideshow?
I wish I never ever have to give a ten minute oral presentation on anything unless I want to!
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Granted- but the way you would have to 'say' it is playing it on an instrument you have no idea how to play and get an F on it.
I wish I had a circus. :3
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Granted You become the star of the freakshow.
I wish I had something to wish for.
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granted, you wish for death. and you get it!
I wish i could make people feel better ><
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Granted but your always sick when they feel better. Good luck.
Wish I had some more cake.
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granted. but it's stale
I wish I had an oxyacetalene welder torch.(leaves room for leeway lawl)
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Granted but I play with it and it blows up.
Wish I didnt have anymore shop fees.
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granted, but now there is no metals class only child care.
I wish there was more than metals 1-2
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granted but the shop gets blowed up.
Wish I had a jet for transportation.
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granted but it doesn't fly.
I wish driving school would let you drive nascar
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granted but you swerve and hit a tree.
Wish trees could dance.
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granted but one crushes you
I wish ryuuku could have an neverending apple. that way he stops Light from spending so much on apples.
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Granted but Ryuuk does not approve.
Wish the akatsuki would just break out into a dance number when fighting Naruto.
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granted, but then naruto started singing opera and ended the game.
i wish....i has my cookie now!
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Granted it's the cookie of fail
I wish I had the cookie of fail
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Granted. Now you fail and die from it.
Wish I didnt have to take Japanese 1 all over again.
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Granted, now you take Japanese Zero! DUCK! It's gonna get you! Bonzai! Shot down in flames.
I wish you would get a grip...
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a grip on the edge of a cliff that you are hanging over the edge of, lacking the strength to pull yourself up.
i wish i had more self control
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granted. but now you have too much self control and can't control your self.
I wish Kcon would be here sooner
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its tommorow and you aren't ready for it
i wish this wish had no downside.
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Granted but your life dose
I wish for an taco?
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granted but its NOT from Taco Bell.
Wish I could get this song onto my MP3! >_>
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Granted, but did you really need to tear it apart to stuff sheet music into it?
I wish the guy I was working with had more initiative...
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granted but now you are a vegetable.
I wish I could have my costume NAO!!!
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GAH-RANT-ED!!! *poof* *sparkly magic* but your costume arrives in shredded pieces.
I wish I can teleport! ^_^
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granted but now you have 6 toes and 6 fingers, blue skin, and scary scar-like tattoos all over your body.....and no friends to love ya.
Wish I could be a super hero.
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granted, now Howard Stern has a side kick for Fartman.
I wish I had a better lunch for today...
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^ Granted but you forgot it in you van down by the river
V I wish I had a van down by the river.
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Granted, it even comes fully stocked with homeless people, and a vermin infested love seat!
I wish I had a Twinkie..
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^granted, but it is 10 years past its prime....(gross!) :P
I wish I can hypnotize myself to be more optimistic! ;D
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granted, but every time you eat chicken, you fall asleep in the dish, softly clucking to your self.
I wish it was still called the Spam forum!
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Granted, but the magic is fickle--the title changed once again.
I wish for everyone on this forum to have some chocolate, laugh, and just chill out.
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Granted, but the magic is fickle--the title changed once again.
I wish for everyone on this forum to have some chocolate, laugh, and just chill out.
Granted! Thankyou for buying everyone Chocolate!
I wish i didn't have a test later today
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Granted you have death later today
I wish the play I am working today goes well.
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Granted. Many legs are successfully broken.
I wish these forums are HAPPY FUN TIEMS KTHX <3
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Gah-ranted! But then someone "borrowed" all the chocolate in the forums to build a chocolate factory. Then, it melted.
I wish to make a strawberry cheescake this weekend. :)
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I eat it.
Wish I didnt have to play a robber in a skit for school.
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Granted, you get to play the naked mole rat who is the robber's sidekick.
I wish Mentally Hilarious will not eat my Strawberry Cheesecake
!
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Gah-ranted! But then someone "borrowed" all the chocolate in the forums to build a chocolate factory. Then, it melted.
D,:
Granted. Cheesecake eats you!
I wish I wasn't sick all week, especially Wednesday. :[
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Granted, the time machine comes and picks you up. Don't you just love Time Machines by Enterprise, We'll Pick YOU up. Well anyway, you go back and are feeling wonderful on Wednesday, and aren't sick all week. However you begin to pick your nose in public, and every time you see someone you think you may like, your nose begins to itch really really awful, so bad you can't help yourself. But that isn't the worst, oh no, you still get a poor grade on your final, you have been dreaming of a certain someone and your nose has been itching like you wouldn't believe ALL WEEK LONG!
I wish I could have come up with a better answer to that wish...
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granted but the mods deleted it for being too offensive
i wish people would leggo my eggo
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Granted, but now they are holding your family jewels for ransom.
I wish it was weekend already....
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Granted, but you just got a weekend job as a babysitter for the teletubbies.
wish: all the boys on the forum who say they are "ronery" to find themselves a nice GF. or BF, whatever floats their boat.
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Wish granted, but you have to play matchmaker for each and every one of them.
I wish for one night of interrupted sleep during this 8am-5pm work schedule from the devil.
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Granted, now the lawn mowers go off all day, and so do the weed whackers. Why, oh why did you want interrupted sleep? Oh, trash day is tomorrow, and every day thereafter!
I wish more people would view the million views......
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Granted, but they're only hit-and-runs, so the impact isn't very significant.
I wish restaurants would stop spiking my food.
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Granted, but the lap dances must continue!
I wish Dancing Tofu would cosplay as Cousin It from the Addams' Family!...
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Granted, but the cosplay is too accurate, and I get accused of being a professional, so I can't enter the cosplay contest. :C
I wish I could bhgmn v ,rtgfvhb nm cvgb hn
(that was me banging my head on the keyboard btw; couldn't think of anything clever)
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Granted, you are now clever. So clever that they name you Clever Cleaver. And people wonder what happened to your Uncle Beaver Cleaver, so they ask you, A LOT! In fact it getes so oppressive, that you go postal,and like your new name you Mr. Clever Cleaver go to Cleveland, and go "chop chop, the king is coming!" And you start a rampage murder spree of all Canadians who are visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 5 fans of the band Triumph are chopped to bits. And there are 12 less Bryan Adams fans too. But you left the Rush fans alone, because they had hair like you.
I wish it were easier to come up with fake stories that didn't always involve bloodshed...
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Granted. You'll have to check Google for the templates though.
I wish I hadn't missed that math test last week. I now have to get 100% on the final AND my project in order to get a C.
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Granted, you didn't miss the test last week, but you failed that test anyways. Then, you missed the final and the project because you were detained in Canadian Jail.
I wish for eye candy... :D
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Granted. Here's some candied eyeballs! :D
I wish I had my own gym to work out at (AND had time to go work out at it!)
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Granted, then random people start showing at YOUR gym and you can't get them to leave. You get in trouble for illegal solicitation and lose your gym rights. Then your garage gets flooded with boxes of candied eyeballs. :D
I wish for noodles--I r hungry......./hack!
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Granted, but you have to eat them with me, right now, before they are all gone.
I wish my weekend lasted oh, about a week or so...
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Granted. It's called spring bread num nut. You now have an STD from that one blonde chick. That's right you know the one.
I wish that people would quit biching about the economy.
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Granted, but now all they do is bitch about the Damn Yankees!
I wish I could understand every language known to man...
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Granted, but you lost your voice in a tragic whaling accident.
I wish I had spring bread. Or really any bread that extends my weekend by 250%. Hell, I'll take 137% even!
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granted but your weekends neverend meaning you have no income
wish school would end
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Granted. Due to budget cuts, they can't afford to keep the schools running.
I wish more people would sign up for the MUS 142 class I want so it won't get canceled again next term. :[
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Granted, by the sensei was detained by monkeys in nevadaland...leaving no other to cover for the sensei.
I wish to take Japanese next school year.
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Granted you are singed up but you can't go
I wish I could have a brake
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^ granted but it is the brake pad for a car lol
wish sakuracon would come faster
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granted but you are in the hospitol when it comes.
wish i hadnt wasted money to see coraline.
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Granted, you wasted money on a Will Farrell flick.
I wish I hadn't tried to eat all of the Voodoo Doughnut...
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Granted, you tried to eat a whole litter of kittens
Wish I wasnt failing in school.
-
Granted, you have gotten that out of the way, you failed!
I wish I had a non-caffeinated beverage to drink right now!
-
Granted, you get a cup of decaf coffee with 20 cubes of sugar in it.
I wish I had a way up to Sakuracon.
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Granted, it's to the north.
I wish I could slap common sense into other people...
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^ Granted! But you lose a little bit of your own each time you use your new power.
I wish I had a Range Rover.
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Granted, they become primates on a mission to overthrown McDonald's.
I wish it would snow some more :)
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Granted, but the flakes are coming from your scalp. :o :o ::) :o
I wish I wasn't so tired...
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ewww....flakes...from my head...even though we all shed skin...EVERYDAY! lol. :D
Granted, you are no longer tired, but starving and there is nothing around you but salt... mountains and mountains of salt.
I wish...I can get my lab report done by 3am. ;D (I will regarless!)
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Granted, but you forgot to put your name on the paper.
I wish we had to drive with penguins in the car...
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Granted, you get pulled over, but the joke is on you this time around.
I wish...the house would warm up just a little bit faster. I still love Oregon weather... :D
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Granted, you now have a house fire.
I wish it was Friday already...
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^ Yeeeeaaaahh were gonna need you to come in on Saturaday Mmm'kay
^ I too wish it was friday.
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GRanted, you now have a permanent weekend. Thank you for
playing, er I mean working.
I wish I could afford a vacation, RIGHT NOW!
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granted :D but you only have money to get to where you want to go :-[ and you cant get back home
wish i was feeling better
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granted, but now your entire family dies
i wish i had gimp XP
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Granted. Not that it actually works.
I wish I had food to eat during my 100-mile bike ride tomorrow. D:
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Granteds, all you can eat roadside pizza.
I wish my weekend was going to be longer than it will be...
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Granted, time will stop at 11:59:59 Sunday night, when you walked outside and got soaked by the rain.
I wish I wrote my english paper.
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Granted but you cant remember where you put it
Wish i had something to do...
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Granted you'll never finish it and your life will be incomplete with that one, unfinished task nagging at the back of your brain for the rest of the week until you finally forget it. Then ten years from now, when you're lying next to your significant other as your child sleeps between you, the metaphorical ghosts of that unfinished task will rear it's head once again. And since you discarded the materials to finish the task and because the US has gone to only green material made out of corn rather than toxic plastics or expensive metal, you'll never ever be able to recreate that task and never be able to finish it. Ever. So you'll weep bitterly in the corner of the shower as you slip into a quiet madness.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
EDIT: I guess that was a little heavy. Sorry. Here's an alternate: Granted you won't be able to decide between three ideas what to do.
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granted, but do to your very active life style you get the idea to see how long you can run. you end up running for 3 days and at the end of it you are so tired and deprives of rest and energy you eat much more then you can handle and spew on your family
i wish that i keep my current friends forever
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Granted, but you forget the location of the box you buried them in 10 years down the road, and you awaken one night with your significant other lying next to you and your child between you...wow, deja vu all over again, huh? You poor poor thing.
I wish my cold would go away, but still take tomorrow off...
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Granted, your cold takes tomorrow off, and it'll be back to work on Friday!
I wish I could go 4 weeks back in time and drop my math class, challenge the course, get my A, and not have to worry about not being eligible for FAFSA next term due to my horrific GPA.
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=D Granted.
But tragically, your attention has been turned to other things. Like the loose seam on your collar, or the crooked hem of your shirt, or your almost-but-not-quite-there-symmetrical-shoe laces...! And, after perfecting all of the imperfections on your dressware, you blind all around you with your perfection.
And get sued. ...Ouch.
I wish my cat had a better pasttime than staring at me. Its just creepy.
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Granted! your cat now has bolemia like my cat and leaves little gifts for you all over the house/apartment.
I wish the really cute anime style girls that are around my age would notice me...
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granted, but they're 2d and you get a massive amount of paper cuts
i wish that poke'mon were real
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Granted but now you get zapped and beaten up by every poke'mon ever
I wish that they'd stop making Dora the explorer and that Disney would stop making crappy movies
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Granted!
Now they make Lora the Exploree and Disney has passed its crappy movie making skills onto your favorite movie company!
I wish I had my mnm's.;-;
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Granted but they got run over by a skittles truck.
I wish they didn't corrupt the Dragonball Evolution movie to fit with "our earth!" The figures are out at Wal-Mart already. Bulma's hair isn't blue, and Piccolo has the color of Garlic Jr. not true green! *dies* *gets wished back to life*
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Granted!
But, sadly, now they corrupted it an entirely different and disturbing way; everyones crossdressing as an April Fools Joke.
I wish I could find my muse/inspiration. Damn things been ignoring my phonecalls. AGAIN.
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Granted
now you have really crappy ideas
I wish I had a full box of strawberry pocky. [
>> I don't have a fav. movie company...]
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Granted!
You have a box full of strawberry pocky, gone stale and moldy 'cause the store forgot to check the experation date.:D
(...>> you do now.)
;3; I wish Bridge To Terabithia wasn't so damn sad.
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Granted. Now your life is all sunshine and rabbits and and and... >> WAR!
I wish I didn't have this horrible cough
[says who >>]
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Granted!
Now you're having horrible hacking!>>;
(me<<)
I wish I had my permit already.
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[that's what I have this terrible dry hacking]
Granted but it was suspended for no reason
I wish that my Mudkip was level 100 already [BTW my game's already effed up and it crashes from time to time >>]
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Granted!(...Crap.)
Your Mudkipz is level 100! But... From all of the time playing it, your game suddenly overheats and... Melts.
I wish I had the completed Pet Shop Of Horrors manga.
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Granted, but it's written in Swahili.
I wish my life was a Sci-Fi drama.
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granted but you die in an explosion on a space station
I wish I had my bad of cough drops next to me and NOT on the other side of the room
-
Granted, but the coughdrops suddenly fall on the floor and roll under the couch.
I wish I could decide what pokemonz I liked best.
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Granted, but it's weak and defenseless.
I wish I hadn't died in that explosion on that space station.
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Granted, but in space, it doesn't really matter. (lol getit?)
I wish I could have made that pun better.
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Granted, but the sheer level of awesome of the pun makes everyones head explode.D:
I wish I had a giant Totoro plushieee.X3
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granted but it takes up your whole bed and is stuffed with the fluff of 1000 lambs herded through the nuclear test area of new mexico and fed garlic grown from the farms of the antarctic.
I wish for a way to sakuracon.
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Granted, but wishing doesn't make hitch-hiking lawful...or safe.
I wish the economy would get off it's ass and stop failing. :[
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Granted, but now the economy's on its feet but is still failing horribly.D:
I wish... I knew what to wish for.
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granted, but sadly it was to destroy all poke'mon
i wish that the dishs would put themselves away
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Granted, but dishes don't have arms or thumbs.D: They couldn't open the cubboard doors, and thus destroyed themselves in a horrible Mass Dish Suicide.
I wish I had moar money.
-
granted, but you being such a nice person you gave it all to me for the funeral for all my dishes
i wish that my brothers friend would sit down and shut up
-
Granted, but now he won't stop squirming, and the springs in the couch are driving you mad!
I wish I had sugar. Green tea is gross.
-
Granted but the cap falls off and you add to much
Wish I had something to do
-
Granted. Your now on the side of the highway picking up discarded trash!>>;
I wish I had more mnms.
-
Granted but they melt to fast and you could not eat them
Wish something interesting would happen... ANYTHING
-
granted, 1000 nations of the Pocky empire descend upon you...our sticks of delicious might, will blot out the sun!
then we will fight in the milk!
I wish for mega giant pocky
-
Granted, but its so huge, it melts under the hot, ...March... sun... >> yeah.
I wish my guro-lolita was finished.
-
Grated it fails
I wish for world war 3 and it was everyone was fighting Finland
-
Granted. D: Finland wins.
I wish I had a 36 ounce Monster.
-
granted, but the monster is being hounded by a mob with pitchforks and torchs
i wish that my leg wasnt alseep
-
granted, its dead.
Wish I could cut you.
-
Granted, but now your in jail for assault.>->
I wish I hadn't lost all my damn pens.
-
^granted but their all out of ink.
V I wish my friends would all be happy for once and not make me feel like a jerk.
-
Granted but you go far far away making your friends very happy
I wish that I had cough syrup to get rid of this horrible hacking
-
Granted, but you accidently OD and wake up in the hospital years later from a medical-induced coma!DDD:
I wish my pens had ink.
-
Granted but the ink drys up in the carterage
I wish I was a lie so I could have the cake
-
Granted, but the cake is dropped and splatters everywhere.D:
I wish I had more chocolate milk.
-
granted, but theres a hole in the cup and it goes all over you
i wish i wasnt tired
-
granted now you can't sleep. ever.
I wish my cake didn't go splat
-
granted it goes kaboom instead.
I wish my face wasn't swollen.
-
Granted. Now its invisable.
I wish I had more salad.
-
granted but it turns into a giant salad monster.
I wish I had more money.
-
granted, but people burn it for energy (money is power... get it??)
i wish i was funnier
-
granted now you are a pile of lame
I wish my retard of a little sister never heard of twilight D<
-
granted.... by now the next harry potter movie is coming out
i wish there were more and better zombie movies
-
granted but they eat your face
I wish mrs. wherry would expload all over you
-
(rofl)
granted, but u sheild me
i wish I was a zombie. . .with a bulletPROOF helmet
-
granted but it's not rocket proof
I wish i could breathe without coughing every 5 seconds
-
granted... its now 2
i wish that i owned the internet
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Granted but I own you soul
I wish that I could make a wish
-
granted, but you just wasted it
i wish i had 3 wishes
-
Granted you just made one of them, You lose on of them to taxes and you lose a wish for a traction fee. So you have 0 wishes
I wish that the person below be had to make the wish the same wish as me.
-
Granted, you are now a boo-boo head!
I wish this cold would go away, maybe to your house...
-
granted, but the cold turned to fire and his house is right next to yours
i wish my computer wasnt so bloody slow
-
Granted, now it's really slow.
I wish I had something really tasty to eat soon...
-
Granted, now you have a plate of fried frog legs.
I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted.>->
-
Granter, but instead of your wish being corrupted, your brain gets fried
I wish I had a new laptop cord
-
Granted, but it gets lost in the mail.
I wish my pencil would. Stop. BREAKING.
-
granted... it bursts into flames
i wish i had a hamburger
-
Granted but the cow is still alive
I wish that the person below be had to make the wish the same wish as me.
-
Granted, but said person doesn't know what wish you made, and thus the wish implodededz.
I wish I was Captain Planet.
-
Granted
but (see wish below)
I wish Captain Planet was dead
-
granted. You die too
Wish I had a cupcake.
-
Granted you cupcake too
I wish I was not so f-ing awesome (referring to the awesome response I had)
-
granted, and due to the fact that no one know what your are talking about.... you go by in life un noticed
(to mean???)
i wish i had cheesecake
-
Granted You had cheesecake but it was gone due to me.
I wish I could live in a jet turbine
-
granted...but no one knows...... they turn on
i wish i could fly like superman
-
Granted straight into a jet turbine (that I live in)
I wish that I was not in jail for kicking a puppy at my old neighbor
-
granted... you are now in jail for kicking your old neighbor at a puppy
i wish i was a water bender
-
Granted you fail
I wish VenomDkoc did not fail
-
granted...he..completely...pwns..???
i wish i wasnt confused...
-
Granted you are now brain dead
I wish VenomDkoc was not brain dead
-
granted.. he's just in a coma
i wish someone would scratch my nose
-
Granted it is now bleeding
I wish for PIE FOR ALL
-
Granted but you get none >D
I wish Blackstar had some pie too
-
granted but its pi
i wish that i was dumb (corrupt that)
-
Granted you already are dumb so now your smart
I wish to corrupt your souls
-
granted... but someone already took mine....
i wish i had my soul back....stupid devil..
-
Granted but it cost you 7.30 a hr
I wish you______________
-
granted.....
i wish i made 8.30 an hour
-
^ Granted you make 8.30 hr for one second
I wish I was a fish
-
Granted, you start with smelling like one anyway.
I wish there was something better to eat than drive-thru fast food after work...
-
Granted, now there's only deep fried drive-thru fast food.
I wish Captain Planet was 'live 'gain.
-
granted but he died suddenly from gay cancer.
Wish i had some vicodin and a cane.
-
Granted you go to jail
I wish I was in jail
-
gratned.. big fat guy is behind you
i wish i was a snail
-
Granted. Your a snail.
In france.
I wish I had some coffee.
-
granted.. but theres no cream or sugar......or a coffee pot...
i wish that I had a monster
-
Granted. Dracula thanks you for reviving him.
And then sucks YUR BLUDDDD
>> I wish tomorrow wasn't monday.
-
granted. It's monday today.
I wish I had the Kizuna movie >D
-
granted but it BUUURNS!
Wish I had some more Naruto cards.
-
Granted you look like this now (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff263%2FBigVEN%2Fnarutard.jpg&hash=4a55ec1d0640ec83f5357daaaddce305db6fc3a5)
I wish I had a can of beans
-
/\ granted, they just explode and stink really bad if you touch them
\/ I wish I had a life time supply of pocky, (always obtainable, edible and free and yummy flavors, and i'm not dead)
-
Granted but you can't open the boxes no matter what the circumstances and you die of hunger
I wish my sister would stop singing >>
-
/\granted... her friend just starts singing
\/I wish I had pocky
-
granted but its really really really old.
Wish I had some chocolate chip waffles.
-
granted... but my brother made them with bakers choclate and its more choclate then waffle... (based on a true story)
i wish that IIII had pocky!!!!!
-
Granted, you have pocky, it's incurable. In fact it's a veneral confection, you poor poor thing.
I wish I would remember the great things to post when I am posting....
-
Granted you smell like pine nuts
I wish for the pie of fail
-
the pie of fail, fails, then wins. OH NO!
I wish I had more than 4 month old sprite in my fridge
-
Granted, you now have 14 month old Sprite to go with it! Wowzer!
I wish I could get some fried chicken on the way home tonight...
-
Granted, but your fried chicken is coated in powdered sugar (lol), and rotten raisins.
I wish that anime was on T.V all the time.
-
Granted, but it's non-stop Gundam Wings of Destiny, or some hacked up Robotech.
I wish Hentai was accidently played during the network news...
-
Granted, but when/if you have kids, they get a taste of it, and start watching it every night when you're not there. They get addicted to it, and become perverts practically living at strip clubs, and having hookers and/or prostitutes in their bed every night. They throw away all their money, and refuse to get help.
I wish I had a really awesome boyfriend, who didn't beat or sexually harass me (not that that's ever happened to me, just wanted to stop those two from being possible corruptions)
-
Granted, but he really wants to have a sex reassignment. ::)
I wish more people were here lately...
-
(Dammit, you found a loop hole)
Granted, but then way too many people are here, and you can never get your post finished before someone else responds first.
I wish that I was a super ninja!
-
Granted, they just love you in Paris!
I wish I could grant good wishes...
-
well too bad. lol
Granted, but no one makes them, so you have the ability to, but you can't, because no one will post a good wish.
I wish MY computer wasn't broken (on the laptop, my old computer has a virus from hell, then we got rid of it, but the internet liked the virus, so when the virus left, the internet joined it.... :( )
-
Granted, you formatted the hard drive, and actually just got a new hard drive, but you can't find the disc that puts all the necessary programs back, but you did find a disc that hard the virus from Hell! Guess what?
I wish there was someplace I could get some tasty fried chicken on the way home from work tonight...
-
Sheesh, GET OVER THE FREAKING CHICKEN ALREADY!
(reluctantly) granted, but when you get there, there is a bunch of people robbing it of all the fried chicken, and they kick you out of your car, and steal it.
Now you are car-less, and fried chicken-less, bad idea on your part bucko!
I wish I could die my hair white.
-
Granted you can't change it back
I wish I could sleep
-
granted, but only for 3.37 mins..
i wish that i didnt have to sleep
-
Granted. You die of sleep deprevation
I wish I could stop watching this *spoiler warning don't say I didn't warn you**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-u4Otfxt6s
-
^ Granted you keep watching this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew6PmluvNac (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew6PmluvNac)
I wish I could rap
-
granted but no one buys your albums.
I wish Itachi hadn't died
-
granted you die instead
I wish had the power of fire
-
Granted, you burn down everything you touch. You can never get anywhere near the people you love. You get locked up in a jail cell, and are never realized. You die in there.
I wish my family had a cool history (watching history detectives)
-
Granted you family has a history of piracy and therefore all sent to the gallows
[I'd give my life in place of Itachi-senpai so HA!]
I wish I could go to the Naruto world and kick my love's ass[sasuke>>]
-
^ Granted you go and cut yourself with your emo love
I wish anime was never made
-
Granted, but the Manga industry is booming because of it.
[me? a cutter? naw I'd just take his sword and stab him with it for killing Itachi D<]
I wish i could think of something really funny to wish for
-
granted.. but no ones around to see it
i wish that i had a life
-
Granted but you don't have leg
I wish for bacon for all
-
granted, but its turkey bacon
i was for a spork
-
And you get a spork. A plastic one. But it's melted and is now a puddle of melted spork. Enjoy!
I wish I could make up my mind as to which Bleach character I want to dress as this year...
-
granted you pick Zommari
I wish I wish I was a fish
-
granted... ur a full grown salmon....in a tiny fish bowl
i wish they made actually scary movies
-
Granted it is about your love life
i WISH people wOULd Be HAppier WIth wHo tHEY ARE.
-
granted but they get to full of themselve and dont get a love life therefore no more babies and no more human race.
Wish House/Wilson would happen already!
-
Granted................... sine house is on FOX they take it off the air
I wish I did not have to go to lacrosse practice now
-
(^so mean!) granted, you get fat and DIE
Wish I could kill people with no law breaking.
-
granted.. but you attempt to kill someone ...trip...then fall on ur knife...
i wish people would learn to not run with sharp objects..
-
Granted, now they just race-walk into walls with sharp objects.
I wish people would stop running over wildlife with their cars...
-
granted, they back up over them.
Wish I had some peanut butters.
-
^ Granted it is your brain
V I wish I had fish to eat today
-
Granted, goldfish are on sale at Petsmart, 10 for a dollar.
I wish I was sleeping better at night...
-
^ Granted when you are sleeping ate your oreo cookie and drank the last of the milk in the fridge
I wish I could come up with more original ideas
-
Granted, but only for 15 minutes.
I wish I felt like eating...
-
Granted but you have no mouth to eat with
I wish jay had a mouth to eat with
-
Granted. Ugh. Glad that's over with.
I wish my cold was gone...
-
granted, u are now on fire
i wish it was 12pm..
-
Granted it's 12pm 2000 years ago
I wish it was 6:30 pm
-
granted...i see you 2 thousand year ago and smack you up side the had for makeing me go back in time 2000 years...
i wish that left 4 dead wasnt stupid anymore... stupid melee fatigue..
-
.....granted but you get blowed up
Wish i had some non burnt cookies.
-
granted...its dough...
i wish i had bullet PROOF armor
-
granted but not spork proof *pokes you with spork*
Wish I had a better MP3.
-
granted...but its so much better...it reilizes its exisitance..and destroys ur home...
i wish i was a spork.....
-
Granted, now go spork yourself.
I wish I was on vacation..
-
granted... in north of moscow...
i wish i was in outerspace...with a space suit..with vast reserves of oxugen tanks that are all full..and no sparks near them...
-
Granted but you are not IN the space suit
I wish Venom know the truth that Hinata is the best
-
Granted, that's all venom knows, now.
I wish I was all better now...
-
granted but your wife is not
I wish I could do this
-
Granted, but people still laugh.
I wish I had more Dryer Balls...
-
Granted but you die from puppies eating you
I wish I COULD USE CAPS LOCK
-
granted, but now ur shift key is broken
i wish i had food...
-
Garanted but you got to give me some
I wish my next Lacrosse game was not in Tacoma
-
granted, its in CONNETICUT!
Wish I had a magical wand.
-
Granted but not the kind you wanted.................... X.X T_T
I wish I could eat
-
granted... but it has to be put in a blender first...
i wish i had a bowl of icecream
-
granted but it has a mysterious white topping....
Wish pit bulls would kill over
-
Granted they do it on you
I wish for a chocolate milkshake
-
granted... its just milk..that was shaken...with a hershys kiss on the bottom..that was also shaken...
i wish..for...a new cell phone
-
Granted it dose not work
I wish to have all the money 10 feet from me
-
granted..but its only $5....
i wish i had his $5 and was at subway
-
Granted but it $5 in that silly Mexican money
I wish I was in Mexico
-
granted...the gulf of mexico...
i wish i dindt fail
-
Granted, you get slapped upside the head by roaming penguins instead.
I wish I could watch more anime....
-
granted...but the roaming penguins are slapping you upside the heada while ur watching it
i wish i was one of those penguins
-
granted, the other penguins turn on you and slap the tuna out of you
I wish I could buy the old retired power rangers suits and megazord costumes.
-
Granted, but after smelling them, you think pretty much that you will never ever put one of them on, unless someone pays you some serious scratch! WOOF! :o
I wish I can go tuna fishing this summer....
-
granted..but you fall in the water..
i wish that i was a bird..
-
granted. Your the last dodo bird so scientist kill you and put you in a museum.
Wish I had more oreo cookies.
-
Granted but they have no cream.
I wish I hadn't seen these http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxwMxd-Y4aA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU4Ipu4hymM
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Granted you see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NKmJIT5GA&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NKmJIT5GA&feature=related)
I wish I could fly like a cat
-
granted you fly into a wall....
i wish i had some cold meds
-
granted you become addicted and live a life of drugs
Wish I had that life.
-
granted... ur like house....sept ur in a wheelchair...
i wish i woke up right now...
-
Granted a cat shoots you
I wish for pork and beans
-
granted....you get deported.
Wish I had some vicodin.
-
granted... tritter brings them
i wish that blackstar was a fish
-
granted, but your the algea he eats.
Wish VenomDkoc would get beaten by flying death monkeys.
-
granted, but they kill you so you can't see it first.
I wish people would look at my comeback on page 135 (the one about hentai)
-
Granted......... I give you a hi five
I wish my Tacoma lacrosse game was a home game
-
granted...it gets cancled...
i wish i could leave these forums..
-
granted and nobody misses you.
Wish I had a darth vader helmet.
-
^ Granted, but it slowly turns you into Darth Vader~
\/ I wish I had all my cosplay finished.
-
Granted but your friend gives you a full impact glomp and you both land in a mud puddle next to a park bathroom. (too much? did anyone faint?)
I wish I could have...a shrubbery!
-
sure..... but it catches fire...
I wish for a Mini Fridge.
-
granted...its 4'' by 8''
i wish mentaly hilarious wasnt so mean
-
Granted (the mer thought of that shocks me) but, now I am 2x mean to you
I wish people would make me PIE
-
granted but its a lie.
Wish I was 10 years older.
-
granted your are 10 but you act like your 99
I wish I was 99 years old
-
granted. You walk with a cane, I file half way through it and you fall and break it while trying to walk with it.
Wish I could pull off something awesome like that right now.
-
^ Granted you do it to house and he falls on Wilson and Wilson's organs rupture and he dies
I wish that that did not just happen
-
granted.. its the other way around...
i wish for world peace
-
._.
I'm not granting that at all! >:/
Wish people didnt wish for the same thing over again.
-
Granted, people just grant them the same way over and over again.
I wish I was a super supper eating ninja!
-
granted...you try and eat a ninja...but he eats you..
i wish could walk on the sun
-
Granted, granted, you can walk on the sun, but you can no longer walk on earth, and therefore can never return!
I wish I was a vampire
-
Granted you are this
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_klBR0qDavf4%2FSaH2eAMaZPI%2FAAAAAAAAAPg%2F4qkpn8CbSdU%2Fs400%2Fthe-count.jpg&hash=be33760a332268b78c50d8719c051823bb973fab)
I wish I could be this
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_klBR0qDavf4%2FSaH2eAMaZPI%2FAAAAAAAAAPg%2F4qkpn8CbSdU%2Fs400%2Fthe-count.jpg&hash=be33760a332268b78c50d8719c051823bb973fab)
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Granted, Your a retarded purple dude who loves to count.
I wish I was photogenic
-
Granted but the paparazzi never leaves you alone.
I wish I had more money to get ready for Sakuracon. (I can sense this might be going one of two ways)
-
granted...you cause inflation... (see that one?)
i wish i had caused inflation.....
-
Granted you inflate and you blow up and die
I wish I could be a jet turbine
-
granted you eat superman and get man tights stuck in your mouth
Wish i could meet my fave celebs.
-
Granted you get to meet Robert Sean Leonard but when you meet him He get hit by Tim the jet turbine.
I wish my lacrosse stick did not get all dirty today
-
granted.....well i would sya the other thing but its too perverted.
Wish I had some coffee.
-
200 cans of coffee sit at your feet with no coffee maker in sight.
I wish the Dragonball movie would follow the original series plot.
-
Granted but it's played by the worst actors in the world and the cgi is crap
I wish my kitten was with me 8D
-
Granted, but you're allergic. 8D
I wish I had more energy.
-
Mmm...Granted, no strings attached *wag*
I wish i could find a decent sexy wig
-
you find one but when you use it others have on sexier wigs.
I wish for...another shrubbery! or I shall say...Nih!
-
Granted you say Nih
I wish that I know how to style my wig
-
Granted but it comes out looking like Deidara's hair.
Wish I was on SPEEEEED!!!
-
Granted but in the old west style
I wish that my brain would stop thinking so much
-
granted... ur brain dead..
i wish i had a fish
-
granted it eats you and I eat the fish and someone eats me
I wish I was not dead
-
Granted, yo are not dead, you are un-dead! I hope you need the exercise, as you'll be shuffling off to Buffalo tonight.
I wish I can do something that gets rid of the diabetic condition I have...
-
try this rotten dead bunny I has in a box under barbed wire and salt!
WIsh I didnt have to go to school tomorrow.
-
Granted you don't go to school you go to Jay's house
I wish I could sleep in tomorrow
-
granted.. for 24 hours
i wish i ....had a pencil
-
Granted, you now have a pencil neck. You geek!
I wish I was starting vacation...
-
^ Granted. VACATION'S OVER! GET BACK TO WORK!!!
V I wish for a dish of fried fish that is delish.
-
Granted, here's a bag of cuttlefish, enjoy. I like cuttlefish. I just wish they didn't seem almost sentient, that and so amazing. Maybe you should be granted a Babelfish.
I wish for a universal translator that you don't have to put in your ear...
-
^ Granted, but it needs LMNOP batteries, and Energizer, the only company in the world that makes them, stopped selling them two days ago.
V I wish I wasn't such a jerk sometimes.
-
granted.....I cant really alter that.
Wish I was on SPEEED!
-
^ Granted, but you caused the bus to go BOOM!
V I wish Jeff Dunham was my next door neighbor.
-
Granted, but Peanut is always in your bedroom when you sleep at night for some unkown reason
Wish Robert Leonard was my Next door neighbor.
-
^ Granted; he likes playing Doctor with your mom.
V I wish Mom jokes would stop!
-
granted, now we make fun of you on comedy central
Wish I had some broccoli
-
^ Granted; it eats you with butter.
V I wish I could find a psycho killer, tie him/her up, cut off a leg and eat it in front of them before I shoot them in the head with the ultimate death ray.
-
LEAVE ME ALONE!
Wish I had the ultimate scythe!
-
^ Granted; it's made out of CHOCOLATE!!!
V I wish Taco Bell would burn to the ground & I would get $8,900,000 in insurance, ebcause I'm the only awesome employee there.
-
granted but you get robbed of all your money and Taco bell is instantly rebuilt
Wish I had some Tacos.
-
granted...but its fish tacos..
i wish i had some chinese food
-
^ Granted; fried puppy with a side of kitty chow mein.
V I wish to have Ranma's curse for just one hour.
-
Granted, but no one splashes you with cold water, until 15 seconds left, and then when it ends, you are just stuck that way, FOREVER BABY!
I wish I wanted to be here at work....
-
granted... and you never leave
i wish i could catch fire...
-
Granted, you have a number #1 hit single, and then no one ever hears from you again, until VH1 comes a calling 20 years later.
I wish it wasn't always something......
-
Granted it is never blue
I wish I did not just look at Washougal_Otaku myspace buddy list
-
Granted, but you accidently hit upon a scatological web site instead.
I wish more people could understand my humor....
-
granted...but they dont find it funny
i wish i wasnt lazy
-
Granted, now you are barely in fact most people would think it imperceptible, but you are less lazy than you were oh, so 15 minutes ago.
I wish it was time to go home now.....
-
granted...but u missed the moment in time in which it was time to go home...now ur stuck where you are forever..
i wish i controled time..
-
Granted you can make time move foreword one second every second
I wish I was not a dog
-
Granted, now you are a mole.
I wish this pain in my chest/stomach would just go away!
-
Granted you have no chest and stomach
I wish I did not have to go to school tomorrow
-
Granted, you spend the night in jail.
I wish I had a better dinner planned than I do for tonight...
-
Granted you get to spend dinner with me
I wish I did not have to spend dinner with jay
-
Granted, like I'd invite you over to sup on my supreme cuisine. Unless you want to eat with the cats. Or you could be sleeping with the fishes.
I wish Blackstar was sleeping with the fishes tonight...
-
Granted but I am still sexier then you
I wish I know who my soul mate was
-
granted it's Naruto
Eternal Dragon! I wish I knew what my next ingenious cosplay was!
-
Granted it is me
I wish I could light people on fire
-
Granted,
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You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah
You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my fire
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
Try to set the night on fire
I wish I had called in sick when I woke up today...
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Granted you get fired
I wish for all my friends to have pocky
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^ Granted! But this means there's none for you!
V I wish for Blackstar to have lots of Pocky!
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Granted...... but you can't have any
I wish I had something heathy to eat?
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^ You're giving up Pocky for healthy food? Fine! I get your Pocky and you get Teasel-sandwich! With lettuce!
V I wish for success in my pursuit of a new avatar.
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Granted (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freewebs.com%2Femilky%2FFWThumbnails%2FHinata.jpg&hash=c4ea40a513a9839bb8ef6e0f77e2a7956a74edc2)
I wish Hinata was real
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........We cosplayers are as close as you get.
Wish I had $30.
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^ Granted; get a job.
V I wish for a genie.
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^ Granted it is me
V I wish my name was Bob
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Granted... But an assassin is out to find someone named "Bob" and, because that's also your name, mistakes their target for you. Oops.
I wish I was a better artist.
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^ Granted; you get arrested for painting a perfect replica of the Mona Lisa & trying to sell it on e-Bay as the genuine thing.
V I wish ...
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Granted you die
I wish I would make people die
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^ Granted; welcome to cannibalism, my brother.
V I wish for a taco, NOT FROM THE BELL!!!
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Granted from me
I wish i could make tacos
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^ Granted; you work at Taco Bell.
V I wish to win money on Jeopardy.
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Granted you win -$5,000
I wish I has more money
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^ Granted; you win my -$5,000.
V I wish for a sandwich.
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Granted a HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM sandwich
I wish I lived in Japan
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^ Me too.
V I wish for a waffle.
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Granted you damn teenager
I wish all damn teenagers would die
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GRanted, you go first, and then the wish gets cancelled due to yourdeath.
I wish I had more stamina...
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^ Granted; you're a teenager again.
^^ I'm 26, BLACKSTAR!!!
V I wish I was a teenager again so I could hit on the jailbait and have it be legal! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Granted, you hit on them, they either beat you their bff's or gff beat you, you get expelled, and or arrested for sexual harrassment and have to register as a sexual predator for the rest of your life now. Oh to be young again.
I wish the far-left didn't rule Eugene...
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granted..its the bery far left
i wish i smart
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Granted you are smart about stuff no one cares about
I wish my friends would stop calling me unmanly
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granted..the call you womanly
i wish that people cared about the stuff i was smart about
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^ Good luck with that! ;D
V I wish I could be paid to be a jerk to people.
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Granted you get pay one cent yearly
I wish I did not have a money tree
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^ Granted; I have one, though.
V I wish my money tree had seeds so I could give them to people I liked.
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^ Granted but you like no one
V I wish I could fly like a sheep??
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^ granted, but sheep can't fly instead flying attempts lead to falling
I wish I could no longer be a creature of the night, I miss the daytime
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granted...you can now only venture into the sun for 30 mins
i wish that you were a fish
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Granted but I am now a man eating land shark!
I wish to meet agian the cute blond from a few weeks ago...
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granted, she's going out with your best friend.
I wish my friends wouldn't blame me for random shiz
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granted, now they blame you for uberly random CRAP
I wish my right foot wasn't cold
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granted...its on fire....and now ur left foot is cold
i wish that i had a lil more money
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granted. you now have 1 more penny
i wish i hadn't freaked everyone out >>
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Granted you creep out everyone
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^ cannot grant, wish lacking
I wish people would wish while granting others
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^granted but their wishes are obscure and not thought well.
I wish I were able to cosplay Seto Kaiba already.
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*cough cough* over meh head >.>
i wish for more wishes
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Granted, you now have more wishes. The only problem is, is that you can't think of anything to wish for.
I wish I could understand, speak, read, and write the Italian and Japanese languages fluently.
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Granted you COULD but you don't
I wish it was not so f-ing hard to style a wig
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granted.. you get a chia wig and go to a salon..
i wish that is had more money for LARPing
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Granted now you have less money to live
I wish that I am able to go to Kumoricon this year
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^ Granted; you have a job with the Hilton as the bag boy. Get my luggage.
V I wish to get me some sushi.
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Granted 50 YEAR OLD SUSHI
I wish this school year would end right.............NOW
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^Granted, you fail all your classes, and have to do summer school
(WHAT! YOU CAN'T GO TO KUMORICON THIS YEAR STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
V I wish I had a pony... wait, I have a pony. I wish I had another pony.
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^ Granted they both get in a pony fight and die
(I most likely will not be able to go)
I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish
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Granted, the fish killed you.
I wish Blackstar would get over his leprosy....
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^ granted...and eh gave it to you
V i wish people were smarter then thinking that genocide is the same thing as gene splicing?
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Granted, but it has gene in it! It's almost as good as having electrolytes!
I wish it wasn't so true, Idiocracy!
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granted...kinda of.. just no one knows the word for it
i wish that i could be spliced with a hawk..thad be cool
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Granted but your still not cool XD (jk in real life)
I wish I was smart enough to go to sleep NOW!!!!!!
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granted.. you fall asleep for 2 years
i wish i didnt have a bed time.... (im not fricking kidding.. IM 18 YEARS OLD!!...god)
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^ Granted, but you can't get up for work and now you're fired.
V I wish my instructor would activate my eLearning class so I can get started on my course.
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Granted, but your instructor booted you from class "on accident", and you cannot re-register!
I wish you'd eat my shorts!
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ummmmmmm.......... no
I wish I did not smell so bad right now
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^ Granted; it's called a shower.
V I wish to grow wings.
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Granted, but how you get them back in the panty liner box, I dunno...lmao.
I wish I had more days where you guys set me up so good......
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(insert naughty joke here)
i wish i could right this paper..
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Granted but it a big fail
I wish I was awesome
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^Granted, but everyone would be so intimidated by your epic awesome-ness that everyone gains the feeling of worthlessness in your presence and doesn't want to be around you.
< I wish I owned a Saint Bernard!
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granted...but it has a grownig problem and is now the size of clifford the big red dog.. and he crushes your car..
i wish that i didnt have a headache
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Granted, your backside hurts so much, you can't sit down and write your paper!
I wish I could video the hummingbirds in my yard, they sound so much like a lightsaber duel all the time...
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Granted, but now they come after you in a rage that you did not ask them if you could videotape them.
I wish I had pokemon Platinum
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Granted, but the FBI is now after you for piracy.
I wish lemmings were carniverous, and they were heading to America for the summer...
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like those things that you get from one side of the screen to the other?
granted.. but they fall in the water
i wish i had all the zelda games
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granted but none of the gaming systems to play them on.
Wish I had a Rock Lee plushie.
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granted... but pakkun eats is
i wish that i had a sword.... (reasons you cannot know about)
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granted but its dave the barbarians sword.
Wish I had a better camera.
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granted... but someone turns it into a tazer..
i wish i had some choclate
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do you REALLY want it?
Wish for a dead bunny for whoever grants this.
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Granted, but the next time I'm anywhere near you, it's going in either your bag, your pants (yes, I would shove a dead bunny down your pants), or your shirt.
I wish that my friends would be more understanding of my anime obsession.
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granted... but shes not understanding of the other aspects of ur life.... if there are any..aha j/k
i wish that i...didnt eat so much candy...
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grented, you ate too many raw eggs.
Wish I had the Gaara Kazekage card!
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Granted, it's superglued to the street in front of your house. Go look.
I wish my cats would use the Furminator on themselves....
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granted..then they use it on you..
i wish that i wasnt thirsty.....
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Granted, -hands you "Yellow Gatorade"- Enjoy
I wish that Venom would stop making stupid wishes
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Granted....... I want it too so ya no spin
I wish we will win are game today
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ummm.....ok BUT YOU LOST!!!!
I wish blackstar would look at what he is writing.
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granted but his grammar still sucks
I wish I had better English skills
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Granted. Except you are, later, forced to move to another country where no one speaks English anyway.
I wish I would win Powerball and/or Mega Millions.
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Granted you win $1
I wish I has $1
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granted but I spent it for you.
Wish I had some scotch tape.
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Granted. But the tape is no longer sticky.
I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.
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granted now you are cake and you are a lie
I wish I lived on the moon!
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Granted but you die because of lack of O2
Wish I could run faster than the speed of sound
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Granted the speed of sound is now slow enough so you could run faster then it
i WISH that my team will win there lacrosse game today?
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granted, put you get a stick to the face and have to sit out the rest of the game :(
i wish our set for our play would be built fasterrr :)
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Granted, but you have major bandages on your thumbs, 'cause you missed the nail too often, and that paint isn't getting out of your hair anytime soon, unless you lop it all off.
I wish the Blazers win the series against Houston...
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They win by default due to some new BCS style ranking system. Everyone is pissed.
I wish for a 99spec RX-7
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granted, you got it, but it got jacked before you could even use it :)
i wiiiish that you would all come see me in my play :D!
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Granted. Unfortunately, when you're on stage you have a "wardrobe malfunction". :-\
I wish Jay would get a new avi.
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GRanted, but it keeps going back to the old one for some reason, can't figure it out, maybe I need to talk to the Tofu-Man Dancing guy.
I wish I could enjoy the jack hammering going on at work today...
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granted...but (insert sexual refrense here) goes horribly wrong
i wish that i was undead
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Granted, but you feel extreme pain all the time and cant move very well and to top it all off some guy comes by calling him self the Zombie Killer and comes after you but you are too slow to get away.
I wish could find the charger to my camera.
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Granted but you lost your camera.
I wish I didn't have to wear my foot-cast-like-device anymore.
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Granted you need to wear a full body cast
I wish I had more FOOD!!!!
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^ granted but you get so much food that you become morbidly obease and cant move off of your bed :P
V i wish i didnt have to go to the doctors today :/
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^Granted, but because of not going you become horribly ill with high blood pressure and live with fear of dying your whole life.
v I wish that I wasn't sick.
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^ Granted now you are Bob the loveable hobo
V I wish my laptop had more battery
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granted, you get 34 extra seconds.
I wish there was something good on television
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^Granted, but instead of only one thing on, there were five of your favorite shows and episodes on at once on different stations.
v I wish I could get into Clark Honor's Program at U of O and succeed with a perfect GPA that allows we to get a great job and keep it.
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Granted, but then you wake up. No seriously, you do all that, but the hidden fees the UO charges eat your financial aid alive, and you are eating top ramen 3x7x365, and there is no money for doing your laundry: which may be a good thing, because you didn't want to go out on dates as you are working so hard to keep that perfect GPA thing going. Don't worry bed bugs aren't permanent, and the silverfish of Eugene will eat them all sooner or later anyway.
I wish I didn't smell like grease, but then that would be like wishing I wasn't at work...
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^ granted, now you smell like fish and a herd of cats follow you everywhere.
v I wish it was summer already and I got really good grades in all my classes and did very well on the finals
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^ Granted, but you get a project you have to do over the summer and then summer goes by so fast that you forget to do your assignment and your new teacher dislikes you for the rest of the school year.
v I wish the economy never went down the drain.
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Granted it went down the tubes.
Wish I could draw more than just Garfeild.
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^ granted, now you can draw Odie too
V I wish my best friend wasnt going to china for the majority of summer TT__TT
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^ Granted, but then you get shipped off to summer school in Russia where you have no contact with her or anyone else.
v I wish I had a wish to wish. xP
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^ Granted, but your wish was to edit all the fanfiction of the internet written by illiterate idiots, who make some sort of mess up every other paragraph/sentence/word... without breaks.
V I wish I could eat a doughnut right now...
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^ Granted, but then your stomach reacts and can't eat anything for the rest of the week.
v I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted... 8D
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Granted, but your wish fizzles out
I wish kagome wouldn't try to break the wishing game
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Answer does not make sense. D: ;;
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nor does wish, hense why it didn't work
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I take it this needs to be started over, sooooo...
I wish it was raining today. : D
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granted it floods you drown and DIE.
Wish for some cookies.
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Granted but you find ants all over your cookie and its the last one so you dont get another. You could alway go buy one but you have no one mony and when you go to friends they dont have any cookies.
I wish I knew if the coke I'm drinking to old or new....
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^ Granted; it's so old that your esophagus is about to rip itself in half.
V I wish that my crossplay plans for AX will be a huge success.
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^ They are but no one recognizes you 8D
V I wish I had my license and could drive my kick ass car anywhere I wanted
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Granted, but you get pulled over by an angry cop that gets your car impounded and the fine is so exorbitant that you can't ever hope to pay it.
I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but the gas pressure involved is really painful, and it smells horrid! And every time you take off, the ground catches fire beneath where you were. Also, your wardrobe gets ruined with every flight. I don't think you'll get many frequent flyer miles.
I wish I wasn't working the next two weeks without a day off...
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Granted. You're fired.
I wish that other people liked loud music as much as I do...
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granted. everyone becomes deaf for 3 turns... (haha)
wish: gas prices go back to $0.99 this summer!!! those were the days! X_X
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Granted... Demand increases and supply can't be met and in the process, global warming melts Antarctica and polar bears flood us all.
Thanks for killing everyone with your wish, btw...
I wish I could sing beautifully~ v.v
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granted, but my wish killed everyone, so the last thing you did in your life was hit the highest note. >_<
I unwish my wish in post 2291... I want the polar bears to LIVE!!! waaaaaah! wahhhhhhhh!
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Granted but the polar bears will overpopulate the world and we'll end up having more bears than people.
I want some Monster right about now. p:
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^ That's not an official wish, so the answer is no.
^ They are but no one recognizes you 8D
I see nothing wrong with this.
V I wish for a dish of fish baked by Trish Gish.
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granted, but my wish killed everyone, so the last thing you did in your life was hit the highest note. >_<
I unwish my wish in post 2291... I want the polar bears to LIVE!!! waaaaaah! wahhhhhhhh!
((Tee hee, I feel stupid. You said polar bears and I was like, "Polar like polar charged? Are there Non-polar bears, too?" Can you tell I was doing chemistry homework?))
^Granted, but the fish is staring at you and you just developed a case of fish-phobia.
I wish it was the 11th of June 2009.
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Granted but you don't have pants!!!!!!!
I wish I had a pet fish that I could eat any time
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^Granted, but its poisonous.
I wish I never typoed. :D
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^ Granted; stop using a computer.
V I wish for my taco song to work... :'(
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Oh it works alright! I will have my revenge on you!
I wish the chillers don't catch up, and leave the next guy in a huge hole too!
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Wish granted, but you end up in a hole which connects to the other hole, leaving you in a weird predicament.
I wish my cat could say weird obscenities.
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^ Granted, but then you get shipped off to summer school in Russia where you have no contact with her or anyone else.
My best friend is a dude XD
^ Granted, now your cat never shuts up and follows you around the house constantly shouting weird obscenities
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granted nothing happens
I wish that I could have a rap off right now
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Granted, but you lose and embarrass yourself
I wish I could have all wonderful grades on my report card.
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granted but you had to give your soul to do so.
I wish I had a blue white dragon as a pet. lol
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Granted, but it ate you.
I wish I was in a live version of City of Bones as Alec.
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Granted, but I don't know what that is, so it comes out kinda weird
Wish my motocycle would stop breaking down
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granted it just blows up.
Wish the new X-men movie was good.
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Wish granted but it would cost to much to see it.
I wish that I could stop being sick.
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Granted, however you must forever live in a hospital without contact with anyone.
I wish I was taller. :(
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Wish granted but you get too tall to get into any household and you die from an infection on your toe.
I wish that I had unlimited amounts of money.
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granted, but you create money from everything you touch, making physical contact with anyone impossible
Wish that my friend could find a job so he can stop living in his car.
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Granted, he now works for MICROSOFT! D:
Wish for what ever it is I desire!
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Granted, you get very angry and desire for certain people to die, they do, you hate yourself for it, and desire to die yourself.
I wish that all of my kumoricon cosplays were finished.
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granted, but their all made out of cardboard and its raining....inside and outside
I wish I had a collar for my cat that allowed her to talk
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Granted, but she/he wont friggen shut up about useless crap!
I wish my computer was fast so I could play runescape again.
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^ Granted, but you're so terrible at the game that you give up & stick to solitare.
V I wish for a safe flight to and from AX.
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Granted, but you were re-directed to Witchita Falls due to a thunderstorm. And then you bags went to Cleveland. LeBron James has them now.
I wish I got paid to watch good anime...
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Granted but I am your boss
I wised I was jaybug's boss
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My boss has a shaved head, are you sure you still wish to be my boss? I mean, you can't be any dumber than the bosses I've had here so far. My current boss isn't stupid though. But he is a nuke!
I wish I had more interesting things to talk about...
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^ Granted you are a convicted murder. Happy story telling ;)
V I wish Kelly (not part of the forum) would responded and help me calm down
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Granted. SHe says "I LOVE WAFFLEZ!!"
Wish for my Vulcan.
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Granted, but is isn't logical.
I wish Mentally Hilarious had 16" guns.
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granted, but they are no match against 18 inch guns and lose at playing battleship.
I wish for all the supplies I need for cosplays at K-con!
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The supplies you receive are of the lowest quality.
I wish I had more free time.
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Granted, the warden has allowed you an extra hour in the yard every other day.
I wish I had more energy to get stuff done before I come to work...
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Granted, but you will never sleep again 0.o
Wish i had another mountain dew
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Granted. No babies for you.
I wish I had a job. D:
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Granted but you cant get time off for the con
Wish the new final fantasy game would come out already
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It has, it was featured in the last Gay Pride parade!
I wish someone would release episodes 26-50 52? of Kenichi already!
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Granted I also release the hounds
I wish I was playing the WWYD game
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Granted, whoops, sorry you got into the Favorite game. My bad. Please play again later.
I wish a porterhouse steak was waiting for me when I get home...
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Granted, but it is burnt through and through and a week old.
I wish my mail orders would come already.
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Granted, sorry they took so long but the people at Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms just really needed to be sure. Boy were they surprised when they found it was only porn. Mebbe those dogs are ya know? Shudders.
Are you having too much fun?
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GRANTED way to fail :)
I wish I could think of something more witty to say about that epic fail.
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granted, but now you lose alla ability to move an part of your body, including your tounge.
i wish wigs didnt give me headaches
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Granted, but now the wigs are moving of their own accord, becoming snakes and attacking random passerby.
...I wish there were yaoi fans around...
And btw...
It has, it was featured in the last Gay Pride parade
I think that'd be great and controversial.
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ummmm look harder they are everywhere *cough* *cough* Taz *cough* *cough*
I wish that next kumoricon we all will brake out into a giant musical number.
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granted but it will be a ahannah montana song with everyone trying to proform the thriller dance and failing horribly!
i wish my cats would stop keeping me up at night
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Granted but now they puke all over your things on the floor(sadly I know this curse)
I wish work was over
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^ Granted you are fired
V I wish I could show off all my fav AMVs
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Granted, but then your fave AMV's develop a haunted conscience and attempt to cut you up with a spoon.
I wish I was married to Trent Reznor.
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Granted, but you do a Cher and get divorced 45 minutes later.
I wish my computer had a new power module thingie.
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Granted, hope you like the speed of running off 12,500 volt power! Direct feed off the power pole on the street! AWESOME!
I wish fewer people were ignorant...
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Granted *insert pro-democratic joke here*
V I wish my wish will not be made
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Shenron: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!! *ladies underwear appears on your head, dragon balls scatter*
I wish I had a car that worked, and never ran out of gas, had anti-theft shock fields, and personal voice command recognition, and it only cost me a dollar.
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Granted, but now because of inflamation, a dollar is really the equivelent of one hundred thousand dollars. I hope that made sense. x3)
I wish that my pneumonia would be healed. TwT
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Granted. First, you have to sleep.
I wish I knew what this red button does...
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Granted. but the red button is inevitably destroyed
I wish that everyones wish's had the word i wish in front of them.
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Granted. All their wishes read "I wish sabata was dead" these wishes are granted without a flaw.
I wish i didn't feel sick.
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^ Granted you feel a little dead
I wish that I did not just lose the game
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Granted, you are now in Soviet Russia and The Game has lost you.
I wish I could move out.
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Granted you move in with me! Enjoy hearing all those voices int he middle of the night.
Wish I could meet Anton Yelchin.
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if meet for you is "stumble across a rotting corpse" then, granted! ^^
i wish i could teleport
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granted. but now every time you take a step you get shorter and shorter.
I wish my cell phone was able to send music.
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[EDIT] Oops. XD
Wish granted, but now your cell phone also sends snippets of your conversations to the Government.
I wish that I could come to the dance tomorrow. =(
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Granted but your legs will fall off just for the time during the dance
i wish i could be able to walk really fast, and run really slow.
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Granted, but your analog stick's messed up so you can only run while moving forward.
I wish my inside jokes weren't limited to being inside my head. D:
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granted, they are in everyones head and everyone knows your thoughts. including where you live. and your credit cards info.
I wish this thread would get the most posts ever.
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Granted, it gets so many that it stops counting at 99999.
I wish they would come out with a sega master system classics collection.
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Granted but it fails cause the OS burns to a crisp every time it gets turned.
I wish I had copic markers.
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Granted, but they are all the same color.
I wish I had AC in my house.
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Granted but Cirno is inside of it and mistakes you for a frog and freezes you.
I wish I could find a light blue pleaded skirt
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granted, but it is for a miniature poodle...
wish, my mosquito bites would just go away!
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granted. they will go away and come back in 5 minutes cause they missed you.
I wish my mom would stop dilly dallying at places. (spent 6ish hours today just to drop something off)
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granted, now you are the dilly dallyer.
I wish I could sew right now without waking people up.
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granted. now your asleep while sewing. (ouch)
I wish i could watch movies on my zune.
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Congrats, you now have a ferret.
I wish everyone would watch Warehouse 13 on SyFy.
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granted. now thats the only thing on tv. and they repeat the worst episodes over and over
I wish i could have meetups with people on the site without my mom coming with me or freaking out.
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Granted, now gramma and her church ladies show up instead.
I wish my debts were paid off.
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granted. now your debts are gone and you live a happy life. oh yeah, and the debt collectors are now chasing you for messing with their system.
I wish my sasori costume will be finished soon.
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Granted a bunch of dwarves from Finland come and make off with your cosplay. Hakke Palle!
I wish I was on permanent vacation
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Granted, but now some evil force is stalking you on your permanent vacation island, killing off everyone and terrorizing you.
I wish that I had social skills.
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Granted, but now you never have any time to yourself.
I wish it was just a touch cooler today...
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Granted it is cooler .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000012
I wish I never had to shave
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Granted. you are allowed not to shave.
I wish i could have all the greatest videos saved on my harddrive, but it only filled up 1mb
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Granted, but a freak thunderstorm hits a power station and sends EMP across the neighborhood, shorting out the computer.
I wish I could have a pencil that never ran out of lead.
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granted. it runs on blood. (HP REFERENCE)
I wish that andrea would watch this damn movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpRlDj-Y1Wc
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Granted, but now the chipmunk way of life takes its toll on her and she becomes morbidly obsessed with chipmunk singing.
I wish there were Merlin and Arthur would just kiss already.
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Granted, but the @ss kissing of the chancellor of the exchequer is not for the faint of heart.
I wish there weren't so many chores to do...
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Granted, but now little kids will steal things from your lawn instead of mowing it!
I wish money would appear in my pockets whenever I wanted to buy something
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Granted, but there's holes in your pockets!
I wish london bridge wasn't falling down, falling down, falling down. D:
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Granted, but now Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
I wish more people realized the real reasons behind nursery rhymes.
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Granted, but the secret club of people who knew the reasons before everyone else just put a hit out on you.
I wish it was raining.
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granted, but now you have multiple holes in your roof.
I wish I could teleport...
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^ Granted you can teleport .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 CM in front of you
V I wish the wish below me would have the same wish that I wished.
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Granted. I will reply with I wish. and that is all.
I wish i could teleport to my computer chair, from the intel computer clubhouse. in exactly 4.8 seconds, and be able to teleport back if I wish. and I also wish that you use no loopholes to Ruin my wish.
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1st wish: granted, but on occation you get lost in teleport-space.
2nd wish: OUT OF ORDER
I wish I could go swimming right now
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Granted, you are now swimming in red tape.
I wish Blackstar could fart out his ears.
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Granted but you just developed a serious need to whisper secrets in his ears.
I wish it was two hours ago.
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That wish was granted at 7:37 pm this evening.
I wish I knew I was going to have fun driving to Minnesota next month
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^ Granted. The best part of the whole trip will be going through the city of Joe, Montana. Seriously, there's a town by this name. It's somewhere in the Eastern part of the state.
V I wish my vision was a perfect 20/20.
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Granted, you can see perfectly, but 20 seconds after you can, you fall on your face, down a hill, and are now completely blind. Nice.
I wish that I was skinny and pretty!
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Granted, but now you are so beautiful people won't leave you alone
I wish nail polish wouldn't chip!
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^ Granted. Now it can talk and it tells all the guys around you that you have major gingivitus.
V I wish the wish below me was a crazy wish that could only be plausible in a cartoon.
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granted: but you will dream of this dream forever and never realize it can't happen.
I wish that all the mountains in the world were made of mashed potatoes, while all the lava was gravy, all the trees were brocollie, and all of us people were the little bacon bits, and then when the elves got angry, the mountains would keep all of the gravy inside them, because the potato elves wanted to keep it all to themselves to calm thier anger, and then the sun was made of cheese, and the moon was made of white chocolate. the end
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That wish will be granted this November.
I wish I could spend 3 weeks in the library of congress, watching all the licensed anime they have...or is that only printed material? never been that far east
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Granted, But you no longer like that stuff in any way.
I wish my life is happy, even if it mean's only living for the next minute, that it is the happiest it could ever be.
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^granted, your life is soooo happy that you go insane and think you are a squirrel
V I wish I could fly!
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^Granted, you can only fly 1 minute every thousand years, and you used your fling power yesterday.
I wish for a poking stick that doesn't break or harm me.
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granted but it bends really easily so it tends to poke aimlessly.
I wish I Tim Curry was his younger looking self again.
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^ granted, you now have a younger version life sized tim currey robot with exact personality traits but no emotion whatsoever
V I wish I was a teen titan!! lol
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Granted, now Beast Boy hits on you all the time. It's quite literally puppy love.
I wish we didn't have to drive like maniacs on my vacation.....
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Granted. You're vacationing in your driveway.
I wish all of my cosplays were finished
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granted, but now they are to big for you to wear
I wish that no one could hack into my pc and that viruses don't exist, plus no spy ware.
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Granted. viruses are puppies, spyware are kittens, and hacking means hugging. so if you try to wish it away again, you kill all the fun in the world.
I wish I could find a cheap MB for my new computer i'm building that works, and has no defects.
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Granted, but you can't afford it.
I wish everyone on the forums would come see my show tomorrow!
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Granted but We will never leave you alone
I wish the con would get here sooner
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granted. but the con will get a second closer, but then loose a minute of it's duration time.
I wish i could find the right driver for my audio card.
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Granted but you dont have the right screw driver to get into your computer
Wish I had something to do
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granted. you now have a cow. you sick sob.
I wish i could stop listening to this band. without loosing all hearing.
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Granted, but then you have to listen to "It's a small world after all" For the rest of your whole entire (NOW)miserable life. MWAHAHAHA~~!!
I wish I could find a good tape of Hannibal Rising at a garage sale.
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Granted. It ends up breaking in half after you accidently sat on it.
I wish I could hang out with my friend. =_=
Granted! You can hang out with your friend all the time, especially now that you're their pet ferret!
I wish I wish DancingTofu was a fish. XP
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granted. except that tofu is now a fish out of water, and is famous. so tofu gets billions for living.
I wish i could catch up on the lost episodes...........
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^ Granted. But you become lost on your way to Kumoricon and don't make it in time!! *gasps*
V I wish that the back room would magically clean itself.
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That isn't magic, that's a gas explosion! I hope you are in the front room. On the phone. Calling the 911.
I wish I had better idea of what to spend my money on. Something more specific than EVERYTHING!
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granted, but now all your money goes to a drug dealer and your homeless selling yourself...
i wish i knew why that green cricket wouldn't leave me alone today was thinking...
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They are just that way. And they are called Katydids. I get a couple a year that seem to want to go for rides on my car, to or from work. Sometimes they make the trip, and that's when I find them. Best a wasp has ever done was about a mile. Flies only ride in the car. And then won't fly away when you roll the window down.
I wish we hadn't run over so many living things on our road trip...
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granted. you run over everyone else because they are on the street and dead. which FYI, are bad for the shocks. i almost ruined my car running over dead people.
I wish i could find a damn ditto on pokemon. they are so pimp.
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Granted, you find nothing but ditto. NOTHING! When you are about to capture your legendary, IT'S REALLY A DITTO!
Ha, you're screwed.
I wish that my kimono would sew itself
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granted. but it can't sew very well
I wish i could get my school ID soon. it works as a bus pass after september 1st. which is tomorrow.
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Granted, you get it, but you picture makes you look like an 80 year old woman. You can never be recognized as you.
I wish my cell phone wasn't crap
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granted. you have no phone at all.......except a lava lamp that burns when you put your ear to it. if you yell loud enough, your friend will hear you.
I wish i could go buy something to drink
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Granted. You choke on WHATEVER it is and die. 4 days before kcon, lol
I wish the lava lamp would stop burning my ear
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granted.
but then it falls and explodes all over you... (that sounded oddly dirty >.>)
I wish for over 9000 wishes.
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granted just keep posting
I wish i could beat the pokemon game for the con. even if i keep loosing it
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granted just keep posting
I wish i could beat the pokemon game for the con. even if i keep loosing it
granted, but it will get stolen on the way to the con.
i wish hardstyle zombie was sitting right next to me eating chips.
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granted i wish cthulhu was playing guitar hero
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^ Granted, but you loose all your memory for the game
V I wish that my cosplay armor will be nice to me and actually work out
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granted, but the rest of your clothes go missing 0.o
i wish that the next person would not corrupt this wish
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^ granted but you next wish will be
i wish xcthulhux was a pillow
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^ Granted. But you wake up without a head. -shrug-
v I wish a wig before the con so I don't have to cut my hair and dye it blue. D:
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Granted but something valuble will go missing
I wish that the next three days of school are easy(the next 3 days are the first week EEEEWWWW)
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Granted but the rest are a living hell lol
wish the con was here it seems so far away
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Granted! But it turns out that your pre-regisration didn't REALLY go through... Have fun waiting in line! Lol.
I want to get better before the con. Stupid sickness!
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granted. but as soon as the con is over you die................
I wish i could find my awesome possum napolion dynomite moon boots
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granted but they are on the moon...
wish there was something good on the radio
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granted. but as soon as the con is over you die................
I wish i could find my awesome possum napolion dynomite moon boots
I'm expecting the plane down there to crash actually.. D:
^ Granted. But Miley is after that and there are no other stations.
v I wish I could make up my mind! ARGH.
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granted, here is some mascara, and blush. oh yeah, and a knife to get in there
I wish my cat would stop climbing onto my lap while i'm typing
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^ granted. Now he's puking on the floor.
I wish I had some milk.
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granted, but it's from an old man who wants to be a woman.
(and my cat is a girl)
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^Granted! But you get no wish!
v I wish that I was a ninja turtle. 8D
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Granted - You already have a ninja turtle, you just can't see it since it's a ninja
I wish somebody would disapper from the face of the earth
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granted it's you, and youare on the moon listening to a cat meow over and ever again until it dies.
I wish i could solve this damn rubix cube. or get some fireworks to blow it up with
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granted. But you blow off your own fingers and are never able to solve it.
I wish that nobody could corrupt my next wish.
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granted. your next wish will be corrupt free. it will now be corrupt 400$
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Granted. You get no wish.
I wish that that STUPID wig shop was open on Sundays.. Ugh.
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granted. But now it's closed every day of the week except on Sundays.
I wish I could lose weight really fast.
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^ Granted, but you get it back just as fast
V I wish this stupid cold would go away
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granted. But in it's place comes a fever.
I wish I could just snap my fingers and have a cool steampunk cosplay appear in my size.
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Wish granted but during your time wearing it, the machines on the cosplay start to wind themselves and go crazy.
I wish that I had $2000
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Granted! But It's monopoly monies. Too bad..
I wish my cat would spend more time with me.
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Granted. It Claws you everynight while you sleep until its satisfied with the amount of blood loss.
I wish I had a Yamaha R6
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Granted, but now you don't have money for the insurance or fuel.
I wish 50 people would email me tomorrow looking to buy tickets to my next show.
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Granted. But none of them show up. =/
I wish that I could find a decent and cheap apartment.
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Granted, but the flooring is so bad that the first night you stay there it opens up and you fall into the apartment below you.
I wish for these bug bites to disappear.
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Granted, but you discover that when they leave, you lose all your superpowers! D':
I wish I didn't lose all my superpowers :<
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Wish granted, but your powers will come back to you in immense quantities so it's not long till you... EXPLODE!!! 0_0
I wish that I had a good costume idea for K-con 2010.
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Granted! I make a recommendation, but not knowing what you look like, it's a terrible one! D:
I was my budget wasn't so tight right now. :/
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... you got me there. I can't corrupt something like that.
I wish my brain would function more maturely rather than filled with inappropriate sex talk.
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Granted. But you never understand innuendo again.
I wish there was at least another week before school starts.
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Granted. But you are never allowed to return to school and thus live a life working mediocre dead end jobs.
I wish I was a more bold/charming individual.
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Granted, but in the end your charisma will not change your relationships in life.
I wish I had a better life living under my mom.
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Granted. More good things happen in your life than otherwise would have, but you must give your mom a piggy back ride wherever you go.
I wish I owned a convention center specifically designed to host large anime conventions in Oregon (With a huge bath house, a Japanese design, several theaters for viewing rooms, a hotel portion that could hold 20,000, plenty of land to expand if need be, just more of everything that is at cons! Oh, and restaurants that are anime themed. Like a ramen shop, a takoyaki shop, all the sorts of food you see on anime.)
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Wish granted, but the convention would just be too damn cool, that it'll be overcrowded and extremely costly.
I wish that I could become the character that I cosplay sometimes.
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Granted (this is hard without a specific character)...But, if there is a romance that that character is involved in then someone you strongly dislike becomes said character. Or, you do things differently than that character and so screw up an otherwise awesome plot, possibly even allowing for the villain to win. And, to boot, someone whom you love in real life becomes the villain character. If you are a character like Naruto or Luffy or L, you find their eating habits make it very difficult for you to sleep at night and never quite feel 100% Consequently, eventually, someone discovers your secret (that you are from the real world and they are all just characters) and whatever government exists in said anime kidnaps you and uses you for godawful experiments in an attempt to get to our world. And whats worse, they succeed and use the unique awesomeness of their world to conquer ours and everyone you love suffers a terrible, if not fatal, fate. Thanks a lot, now all of us who knew their secret are dead and we've you to thank!
I with for the phenominal cosmic powers of a genie without the restrictions of being a genie.
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granted.....u are stuck in a urinal and not a lamp... (-V-)
i wish i had amazing sewing skills!~ :/
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Wish granted, however people are going to come to you for you amazing sewing skills and you're not going to get any sleep or have anytime to eat.
I wish that I could program anime into my brain so I don't have to sit in my chair for hours.
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Granted, but you don't get to choose what anime you watch and when, so you wind up watching really obscure boring animes most of the time and can't choose not to.
I wish Lucy from Elfen Lied a real life girl and in love with me =D (This one is way to easy to make turn crappy, ha ha)
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(Boy I'm going to make fun of this a LOT) Wish granted, but she becomes too serious for you and you can't decide to break up with her cause in the end, you'll be torn limb from limb so you're stuck.
I wish that I had my own place.
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Granted, you now have an old refrigerator box behind Wal-Mart to call your own.
I wish I was more motivated today...
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Granted. You are now the Go-to guy at the office. Always working Hard and staying late, often times even sacrifing you weekends and free time.
I wish I had off from school until the 29th.
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Granted, but you end up under house arrest for something you didn't. SUCKER
(It was super cool to meet you at the con. I so thought you were an old guy. lol)
I wish my throat didn't hurt so effing bad.
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Granted. You step on a rusty nail and suddenly the pain in your throat doesn't occupy your thoughts.
I wish I was immortal.
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Granted, but now you are a carp. Not even a Magikcarp!
I wish I had more time and money, or less stuff to do...
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Granted. You are in prison for life for a series of murders you did not commit. Now you have nothing to do but wait for the sweet release of death.
I wish my acne laden face was not acne laden.
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granted but now all your acne has taken over your backside
i wish i had more sailor moon stuff
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Granted, but all of your possessions are Sailor Moon stuff. No computer or cell phone. Just posters and cosplay and wigs and manga and anime, dolls and key chains. Everyone thinks you're weird and obsessed (but then, who doesn't think that of us anime geeks ;) lol). Buying Sailor Moon stuff becomes and addiction and you are never able to save up and move out of your parents house because every dime you make goes to buying Sailor Moon stuff.
I wish I had a body pillow to put in the pillowcase I bought at the con.
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Wish granted, but one night during some sleeping, the body pillow begins to thump around and start...moaning.
I wish that I would be able to fix up my computer easier.
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^ My body pillow moaning? That seems...possibly...unfortunate, but doesn't ruin it for me. I think I'd be excited to have a pillow as unique as that! ha ha. As for your computer...
Granted! You are now a computer wiz able to fix any electronics with ease. Unfortunately everyone starts coming to you with their computer problems, and you are obligated with such a good gift to share it with the world. Now you spend all of your time fixing other people's computers and never get to enjoy your own computer despite the fact it runs fantastically now!
I wish I had a fully functional mecha that I could pilot.
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^ Lol of course it wouldn't ruin it for you. My bad. xD
Wish granted, it's amazing and quite popular. So popular that all your friends are wanting to try it out. In the end, you can't really enjoy your mecha cause you have all these people chasing after you for a turn.
I wish that it would rain more.
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^ I wish that same thing! Granted! It rains non-stop and floods everywhere and all the puppies die.
I wish that a virus that turns people into zombies would break out and kill off 99% of the population, even if I am among the 99% who violently succumb to the infection.
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Wish granted, zombies are everywhere and it turns out that you're not one of the infected and you get to witness all your loved ones munching on each other and ready to come and get you.
I wish that I was a cannibal so I can eat boys like Meagan Fox in Jennifer's Body. xD
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Granted. Unfortunately before you get to eat Meagan Fox in Jennifer's body (I don't get the reference {?}) you go on a camping trip and circumstances lead you to eat your parents. And whats worse, they weren't very tasty!
I wish I could go to a con in California.
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Granted, it's one of the super tiny ones that are super unorganized. Phail.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Granted. You never make or laugh at another mildly dirty joke again, and as a result those around you start thinking you have no sense of humor at all.
I wish I could forever function at 100% without sleep
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Granted, you're a vampire, and you crave BLOOD.
I wish that I could eat all I wanted and wouldn't get fat
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Granted! You have an insatiable appetite. You are constantly starving no matter how much you eat, but continue to get thinner and thinner, finding yourself malnurished no matter how many calories you take in in a day. Like the movie Thinner, if you've ever seen that.
I would I could understand, speak, and read all existing languages.
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Granted. Unfortunately before you get to eat Meagan Fox in Jennifer's body (I don't get the reference {?}) you go on a camping trip and circumstances lead you to eat your parents. And whats worse, they weren't very tasty!
(If you want to find out, here's the link (http://www.jennifersbody.com/))
Wish granted, but in time you'll never can call one language your own and you'll just start mumbling random obscenities in different languages to jumbled for anybody to translate.
I wish that I could visit Japan in my spare time without all the pains of taking planes.
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Granted, but when you get there you are kidnapped and sold off into the human slave trade never to be seen again.
I wish I could time travel
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Granted but you accidently push your mother over a cliff and making you seece to exist
I wish I was married to Kyouya
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Granted, but Kyouya isn't a very nice partner and you end up having massive fights to the point there you both die from furious fights to the death.
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And I wish that I could be Julia Child so I can cook good food. P:
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Granted but you become Julia's Child, a stupid fanboy who gets bloody noises all the time and because of this gets jokes about them at every con he goes to.
I wish I had a pet fish that would never die.
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(^lol at that)
Wish granted, but he talks as well and he annoys you so much that at times you wish that he could die, but can't so you're in a predicament.
I wish that I had cooking experiences.
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Granted but your experiances are of nothing but cooking Natto and you are run out of town with nothing to eat but your own disgusting Natto dishes
I wish I was a Vampire
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Granted. As we speak Blade (wesley Snipes) is hunting you down.
I wish I had 500K to spend on a car.
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Granted, but car prices just sky rocketed and you can't find any drivable one for less then 750k.
I wish my phone had a free texting plan.
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Granted, but it looks a lot like an antique typewriter, it even has ribbon!
I wish I wasn't working until 3am tonight...
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!!! Work til 3am !!! Hella Bad Trip!
GRANTED! But ya gotta wake up at 5:30am
I wish I didn't need to drive for 2hours on sunday.
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Granted! But you drive for 1 hour and 59 minutes and get a flat tire and then have to wait on the side of the road for a tow truck, but it takes until Monday for it to reach you.
I wish I was able to play the piano as well as Billy Joel
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Granted, but your fingers will fall off in the following three years
V I wish that things were how they used to be...
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Granted. You are stuck in a repeating world, like in Zegapain, which simply resets itself every year so, without knowing it, you relive the same year over and over while the real world gets destroyed.
I wish I had finished watching that series.
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Granted. but a week later you get a bill of 1k for ever minute you watched.
I wish my mind could hold more info.
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Granted. Like Index on the anime "A Certain Magical Index" you are incapable of forgetting anything you see. Every tree you walk by, for example, you memorize how many leafs it has and rather than being stored in your short term memory it gets committed to your long term memory and as a result your memory has to be erased once a year so you are forced annually to forget everything you know and everyone you love.
I wish for this girl I like to be happy! (actually, there isn't really one, so I'll just apply said wish to some girl that I probably could like).
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^ Granted. But then your own happiness will be received in the form of a human type looking doll that you mysteriously get off of some weird internet site.
V I wish college text books didn't cost so freaking much.
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Granted...They are assembled, now, in third world countries in sweat shops. Unfortunately, by supporting this karma catches up to you one day when you have a child and they are kidnapped and made to work in such a shop. They are worked to death before authorities find your lost child and let you know that he/she died so that you could have cheaper books.
I wish I knew how to make a rice ball.
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granted, Rice just went extinct.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Granted! Your illness killed you.
I wish I had more wishes! (There's always one ;)
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Granted, but now they will only be granted by dead fish found at high tide on the shores of Nunipoor.
I wish my tennis elbow would go stop with the zingers...
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Granted (I'm not sure what that means, so I can't really make it weird...)
I wish I had spicy nachos right now.
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Granted! But that sounds so good that I wind up there to eat them and I eat more than half of them...And you get in trouble with your parents, because really, "what the heck is some random 24 year old dude doing over at our house!?"
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GRanted, some 24 year old dude shows up at your door, looking for "dessert"! :o
I wish I was a filmmaker...
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Granted! But every film you make flops and no one ever winds up appreciating your genius.
I wish I could be in one of your movies that flops.
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Good luck. I hope you're good at cosplay, because that's one area we need to keep costs down.
I wish I didn't have so many things I wish I was doing....
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Granted! You're only allowed to wish for other people to be doing things!
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Granted! Now you'll never get to sleep again.
I wish I was all finished moving into my new room.
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Granted! But in a week you will have to move again!
I wish I could do a multi shadow clone jiutsu
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Granted, but it turned out to be an epic fail moment... :( so you never do it again...
Wish I had another birthday cake today! We ate the whole darn thing last night~ :3
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^ granted but its made out of spenich, brocoli and colorflower thatw as all carmalized in suger
i wish it was my brithday already...
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Granted! But its your 50th birthday.
I wish I could have a delicious turkey dinner tonight with mashed potatoes and stuffing and everything
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GReat, the electric chair should be all warmed up by the time you finish eating.
I wish I never go to prison...
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Wish Granted, instead for your evil deeds to come, they take you to an insane asylum where you get to meet some lovely people there.
I wish I knew the things that make me a "bad friend".
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I didn't know you were a "bad friend." Good to know, I'll be sure to not go further than acquaintanceship with you :p lol. GRANTED! You know what makes you a "bad friend" but you can't do anything about it. Quite the contrary. You try to fix whatever it is makes you such, and wind up making yourself an even worse friend.
I wish I had a bowl of Oreos! I'm in the mood!
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Wish granted, but the Oreos are intended to be for eating alongside milk instead of being used as cereal and they fall into a big pile of mush to spite you!
I wish I can spite people with my mighty fists of DOOOOMMM!!!
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Granted! But right when you get the power a law is passed prohibiting the spiting people with mighty fists of DOOOOMMM!!! And they have very effective countermeasures.
I wish that I could make any physical matter I want appear before me. (ie I think to myself "I want a chocolate shake" and BAM, there is a chocolate shake before me meeting my every expectation).
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Granted, but the catch is you can't wish for the sake of your own satisfaction. Things will only appear before you if they are the wishes of someone else.
I wish that I had the ability to determine the hidden feelings of other people.
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Granted, but as it turns out nobody likes you and it makes you feel really bad to learn that that's their true feels. (Ooo, I kinda feel bad for corrupting that one like that, lol. I didn't mean it!!! :p )
I wish that I had my own theme music that was desirable to my taste.
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(It's okay, I'm tougher than I look. :) )
Wish granted, but every time the theme music comes up, it's hella loud an unbearable for people to hear.
I wish that I could manipulate blood. 0_0
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Blood bending? Granted! But by the time you're able to perfect it you're too old for it to be of much use to you.
I wish I could use alchemy
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Granted, but alchemy has flaws and in the end you blow yourself up.
I wish that we all lived in a Final Fantasy realm.
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Granted...but we wind up using chocobos as food and screw up the ecosystem.
I wish it was proven that all religions are wrong, and that the masses actually accepted that as fact.
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Wish Granted, but calamity will strike when former believers see it as a conspiracy and attack the first person that disagrees with their former religion.
Wishes what chocobo taste like now that you mention it.
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Wishes what chocobo tastes like? Ummm...Granted! It winds up tasting like chicken, and even better! It doesn't have as much fat!
I wish that I was better at making AMV's
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Wish granted, you are so good that people want you to make them AMV's that you disagree to and you resent every minute you work on the AMV.
I wish that I could know what human taste like without reverting myself to a cannibal.
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Granted. You're now a dog and your master, a serial killer, feeds you his victims.
I wish my life were more like that of the main guy in a harem anime.
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Wish Granted, but at the end of the anime, you die from suffocation by all the girls in your anime.
I wish I was in an anime.
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Granted, but its Desert Punk, and you never even get to meet any of the main characters, just live in the world!
I wish I had a similar persona to Desert Punk
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Granted, but you will be unliked by big-boobed women and stalked by little kids.
Wishes that I really didn't have any Brittney Spears on my iPod.
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Granted, now you only have N'SYNC
(I didn't want the big boobed women anyway, lol, Kazuna was even cuter the purple hair :p )
I wish I didn't have to stay late at work today
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Granted, but you will stay late at work everyday for the next 6 years. Even on days you do not work. O_o
Wish my voice gets better soon from screaming @ Karaoke last night~ Oh boy, That. was. awesome. ^_^
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Wish granted, but slowly your voice changes from that of a woman to that of a man and you will be laughed for the deepness and manliness of your voice.
I wish that my body didn't need sleep to function.
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Granted but you need oil to keep your body moving sence it is not robotic
Wish my homework would take care of itself
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Granted, but your homework will give you all the wrong answers and you'll get into trouble with what's said on your papers.
I wish that I can just eat and eat without having to worry about gaining weight.
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Granted! But you go overboard and, while never gaining weight, you get a stomach ache. Also, you forget to brush your teeth a lot and while physically you become crazy attractive, your bad breath and rotten teeth disgust others.
I wish I were a voice actor in anime.
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granted but your the voice acter for all the dogs and cats that never do a thing but bark or meow or growl or hiss
i wish i never had the hiccups
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Granted...but instead you have bad gas.
I wish I was a landlord.
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Granted, but with all these people hoping to get an apartment or something, you have no choice but making them hate you.
I wish I didn't have aches. Dx
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Granted. But now you have to take a big pill every day.
I wish I lived alone on a mountain.
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Granted, you are all alone, just you on the top of a mountain, no way to leave, no way for anything to get in. no plant life, no nothing... until you die of dehydration.
I wish I was sexy.
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Granted, you become a sexy gorilla and live in a circus. Your routine is dancing to the "I'm too sexy" song~
I wish I have an idea of what to cosplay for sakuracon and k-con. ~
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Granted. You can go as a side character in One Piece, but no one winds up recognizing you because none of your friends cosplay the main characters from it.
I wish there was a major anime con in Eugene
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Wish Granted, but the con is going to be located in a horrible hotel that's worse than the Hilton and you will NOT have a good time.
I wish that Kumoricon would be right around the corner.
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wish granted, but then you have to move to forks, WA, where twilight fans will eat you
I wish fighting Sephiroth in KH2 would be easier
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Granted, but in exchange Xemnas can kill you in one hit and it takes 7 weeks of playing to finish the boss fight.
I wish I had a muffin ^^
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Granted! But someone spit on it.
I wish wishes could actually be granted by being the first one to see a shooting start.
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Granted, but the shooting star crashes through your house and puts you in a vegetable state
I wish I could get my Kefka cosplay done
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Granted, but somehow it got mistaken for a Kafka cosplay, and so it metamorphed into a big freakin' bug.
Note: there was a big anime convention in Eugene. It was called Kumoricon. It was located in a horrible hotel, and moved to Portland the very next year.
I wish I could eat what I want...
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Granted, but the food gives you food poisoning and causes you to be bed ridden for 47.294 years
I wish that money rained down from the sky
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Granted, but with that much money its all pretty much worthless.
I wish I naturally smelled like pears.
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Wish granted, eventually pears rot though and in time the smell will start to worsen and people will keep their distance from you.
I wish that I had something that can automatically relieve headaches.
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Granted, but AIDS is one of the side effects.
I wish that fabric was free to all cosplayers.
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Granted, when cosplayers hear about the free fabric, they all come rushing in and find whatever they need. In the end, there are no fabric for the starving shirtless families for the mom's to make into T-shirts.
I wish that I could be elsewhere.
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Granted, but you are arrested at the border, and are sent to a gulag to do some serious hard time.
I wish I had this week off.
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Granted, the week disappears which leads to the end of the world smacking you in the face.
I wish that I had a friend with me right now. :<
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Granted, now you have agents Simington and Morrissey from the IRS, your friends from the government there to help you.
I wish I had a better plan of action for tomorrow...
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Granted, the plan of action comes to you, gets you out of bed and running through a wickedly forest in which you never return.
I wish that I had another hot dog. P:
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^ Granted...but there are no condiments left!
I wish I could know how to use anything just by touching it (ie piano, tank, rocket ship)
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Granted, but when you play something, it's always off tune so it comes out really bad no matter how well you as the player plays.
I wish that it rained food. P:
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Granted, but a coconut hits you in the head and it hurts REALLY bad!
I wish I had a bag of sour gummy worms
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Granted, but they're so blandly sour that there are no effects at all.
I wish my room could clean up all by itself.
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Granted...but you don't know where it put anything!
I wish I lived in a mansion.
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Granted, but it's horribly haunted.
I wish that I lived in a nice apartment either in Japan or Seattle.
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Granted, but too many people ask to stay at your place for Sakura-Con but you can't bring yourself to say no, and then you don't get enough sleep to thoroughly enjoy your time at the con.
I wish there were more cons in the north west
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Granted, but the northwest gets teleported to an alternate dimension and leaves everyone who lived there stranded in the middle of the ocean.
I wish that my pizza would hurry up and arrive
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Granted, but it arrived in the Pizza Boy's belly.
I wish I knew how to speak russian again.
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Wish granted, but whenever you speak russian, You shoot yourself in the head and yell, "PERSONA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I wish High school musical was manly.
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Granted, it is now performed by the Village People.
I wish I could remember puns, instead of having to create them on the spot...
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Granted, but they take up so much space in your brain that you forget your name, birthday, and your entire childhood.
I wish Scrubs was on right now...
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Wish Granted, it's on a channel that you'll never be able to find.
I wish that my eye would stop being irritated.
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Granted, but you had to remove the eye to stop the irritation.
I wish I lived closer to civilization.
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Granted, but civilization isn't so fond of you and they keep you stuck in whatever residence you live in.
I wish that my head was completely dyed pink.
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Granted, oops, didn't quite take. Only your eyes got completely deep pink. I mean they glow pink! :o People aren't just afraid of catching your super pink eye, they are scared to death they are going to die of radiation poisoning.
I wish I had a dessert to eat now...
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Granted, but a miscalculation landed you in the Sahara desert. Bon appetite!
I wish the hair on my head would grow a little faster.
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Granted, but the next thing you know the growing won't stop and you end up like princess Rapunzel. At least you have charming men climbing up your hair.
I wish that I can be with friends right now that love me.
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Granted! But they don't like each other and arguments and uncomfortable silences are all that occur.
I wish I had a Death Note.
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Granted, you get one, but it refuses to kill people when you right their name.
I wish that I had a hot butler to obey my every whim. :3
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Sorry, I'm busy! just kidding. Wish granted, now call the fire department to put him out!
I wish I knew how to download bit torrents...
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Wish granted but this genie here doesn't know herself. ^_^;;;;
I wish that I can understand the Japanese language to the point of it being fluent.
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Granted, but you end up building an accent so thick no one understands you :(
I wish I got my phone already! >.<
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Granted! But no one ever calls you or answers your calls or texts
I wish more youths listened to the same music I do.
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Granted but youths will become violent and the elderly would have to kill them
I wish that the day would be over with.
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Granted, but what are you doing up at this hour reading that your wish for the day to end has been granted huh? Turn out those lights!
I wish it was more popular to get along than what we have now....
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^ Granted, society is peaceful. Unfortunately, in order to have peace we can't have any sorts of struggles, so in order to have enough food to go around the population has to be kept at a certain number, and it becomes like that messed up town in Gurren Laggen wherein theres a lottery, and whoever loses is killed.
I wish healthy things tasted good and unhealthy things tasted bad.
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Granted, but the healthy food will produce a chemical that when you eat it, it'll make you fat.
I wish that Black Butler didn't have to end and have me in tears. ;_;
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Granted, but it becomes very episodic and boring.
I wish the internet had more like a virtual reality theme to it, so the people I meet here I could actually meet and talk with.
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Granted, but it turns out that they're not as attractive as they are in real life.
I wish that I had a teleportation device that can take me anywhere that I want.
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Granted...but someone else can have one and can teleport you wherever they want too.
I wish I had a nickle for every time I spent a nickle
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Granted, unfortunately, paper money is the only world wide currency now.
And since we're on money subjects!
I wish the alienware laptop I wanted costed less.
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Granted! But after you buy it you drop it in a puddle.
I've often wondered what life would be like if it were more like a video game...I wish..that thing I said!
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Granted, but you aren't a main character and end up with a plain, somewhat unattractive character design.
(That would be awesome though!)
I wish the anime diet was real. Eat whatever you want and still be in tip top shape!
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Granted! Unfortunately you wind up looking so much like an anime character that doujins are made about you without your consent and without you making money off them them, and you cant go to an anime con without being recognized as such.
I wish it was easier to fall asleep at any part of the day provided I actually wanted to.
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Wish granted, every time that you try to fall asleep at a certain time, a rabbit with a hammer comes out of nowhere and whacks you on the head.
I wish that I didn't have a headache.
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Granted! A rabbit with a hammer came and knocked you out. Now you're asleep!
I wish I could freeze time.
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Granted, but you'd have to thaw it out to get it going again.
I wish that I could be able to drink blood and not get sick.
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Granted. But that's now the only thing that can satiate your hunger.
I wish I was a vampire...And not a glitterpire like on Twilight...one more suited to the typical sense of the word.
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Wish granted, you are an evolved vampire that is feared by many and hunted by few. (Wait that's not corrupt, damn!)
I wish I can corrupt wishes easier.
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Granted...but then you corrupt my wish to be a vampire, forever ruining any chance of becoming a vampire yourself.
I wish someone would create the game The World as played by the characters in Dot Hack...and that I could afford said game.
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Granted, but the developers spent a total of $2.99 on the project so the game ends up being rated as the worst game of all time.
I wish that it was cold enough here to warrent wearing my Squall costume in public without dying of heat stroke ^^
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Wish granted, it gets so cold that you will freeze to death just walking out of your house.
WWYDI no winter came to Portland and it was all just hot summer?
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^ Stay in Eugene...but itsn't this "corrupt a wish" So umm, granted, its summer...this wish needs no ruining, because summer sucks.
I wish Willy Wonka's factory was real.
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Your wsih comes true, but all of a sudden the factory is bombed by magical talking tofu
wishes he had a domo-kun plushie
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^ (What the hell was I doing???? >_<)
Granted, but the domo plushie comes alive and eats you.
I wish that I didn't make a fool of myself by mistaking the WWYD game for the Corrupt a Wish game. DX
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Granted!! But you mistake Mousey's Murder Mystery for "Say something about the person above you" Even more embarrassing
I wish I was asleep
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Granted, you fall asleep, but never wake up.
I wish that I had a job.
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Granted. You're a prostitute strung out on drugs. I guess I don't really need to add the drugs, the first part is corruption enough as is. But I'll leave the drugs for good measure :p
I wish I could control people's minds.
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Granted, but you leave yourself open for people to control your mind.
I wish that I could be immortal.
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Granted. But I become immortal too, and follow you, and despite my severe awesomeness online I'm actually annoying in person, repeating jokes of similar natures, which after a hundred years or so becomes really bland and predictable. Also, you eventually fall into a hole and can't get out and are stuck there for many many years trying to dig your way out.
I wish I had steak right now!
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Wish granted, a big fat cow falls on you. There's you steak!
I wish for no wishes. :3
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Granted! But I can't grant that wish in accordance with it, so now you have wishes! :33 ha ha! I don't even know if that makes sense!?!?!?!
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And I wish for mashed potatoes to go with my cow
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Granted, you get raw potatoes thrown at you as well.
I wish that I could know Issac and Miria (Baccano!) In real life. :3
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Granted...but, as they left they said something about not liking you. That stood out.
I wish I had every video game system and every video game known to man, and had time to play them!
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Wish granted, but the game system will eventually melt your brain and you are left a vegetable.
I wish that I had a Red Bull.
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Granted! But his color pisses himself off so he chases himself around your house, destroying the place!
I wish I had a giraffe, and room to keep him!
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Wish granted, but the only way he can survive is for you to jerk off his tail. xD
I wish I was the Burger Bitch! xD
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^ Wow, that was an interesting corruption, ha ha!
Granted! Oh wait, you wind up having a pickle! So you're really more of a cross dressing burger bastard :p
I wish my ipod worked
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Granted! Luckily, the guy who stole it from you while watching you sleep happened to be a whiz at fixing things.
I wish my parents invited me to have dinner with them. :<
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Granted, you are assigned all cooking duties.
i wish for a piece of Fererro. :D yum.
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Granted, but in the end it poisonous so you die.
I wish that I had 8 handcuffs.
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Granted! Now turn around...yeah, you can try and use them on that ENORMOUS SPIDER BEHIND YOU!!!
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I wish gummy bears and chickens weren't scary...
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Granted, you aren't afraid of them at all. They are cute, cuddly, and edible! Unfortunately, your lack of finding them scary is your downfall, as they are vicious magical creatures! (both the gummies and the chickens). And they use you to make their gummy berry juice!
I wish I had gummy berry juice!
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wish granted... but suddenly, as your drinking it, it turns into french lingerine and you choke to death!
I wish this wish could not be corrupted
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Granted, it is not corrupted but seen with a different answer than what you think. :B
I wish that I have money. :'(
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Granted, you become possessive of every cent, and refuse to spend any of it.
I wish I wasn't so mad at people I cared about...
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Granted! Now you don't care about anyone, and everyone reciprocates said sentiment.
I wish I was like Dr. House
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Granted, but you are an 80 year-old Dr. House. Imagine him @ 80. :3
Wish I could run to the store and buy meh some apples. APPLES!
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Granted! But, as you walk there you think about how delicious they would be in caramel, and start craving such and decide to buy the caramel as well, but then (CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! The have caramel, go down one line. They do not, go down two lines!)
...you get the caramel and eat it with your apples and gain a grotesque amount of weight (eating caramel apples becomes a favorite treat of yours and so you start eating it waaaay too often)
...They are out of caramel and your appetite is never satiated.
I wish my lasagna was done already
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Wish granted, but garfield eats it all and throws it up int oyour mouth.
i wish this wish would not be granted
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^ (Its like I'm kissing Garfield and eating dinner...AT THE SAME TIME!!! =D ha ha!)
Granted...see, instead of it not being granted, it was! Corruption Complete!
I wish my sisters dog would stop trying to get my attention
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Granted, the dog actually stops trying and gets you attention by starting to talk and pointing a gun at you telling you to give it all the biscuits that it wants or else it'll shoot you.
I wish my legs didn't feel so weak from the concert. >.<
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Granted, your heart is weakened instead. tha-dump, da-dump. tha-dump, da-dump tha-dump, da-dump------------------- :o
Wish I didn't have to sleep, so I can accomplish more things.
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Wish granted, you're sleep deprived for 48 days and then you'll die.
I wish that my fingers weren't so cramped.
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Granted, but now your ear lobes ache like hell. Whatever you do, don't wiggle them, they may fall off.
I wish I was eating a Muno's bakery maple bar right now!
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Wish granted, but when you take the first bite, you find out that it's rotten.
I wish that I had more banana smoothie to drink.
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GRanted, but at the last sip, you find a monkey turd.
I wish I could skip this week...
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Granted, you go through a glitch in space that causes you to skip the week, but doing so causes the world's data to collapse, thus the world collaspses with it along with you.
I wish that I know what song I'm listening to.
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granted, your mind can now only think of song names.
Every time you hear someone say something that was ever in a song, you now know that song's name.
I wish I was well.
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Granted. You are now Well, the name (I decided) for the well in King's Quest 1.
I wish my room was clean.
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Granted, it's so clean that there's absolutely nothing in your room.
I wish that I could have more smoothies. P:
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^Wish granted! One day, though, you get so many smoothies tou explode!!!!! Then you come back to life, but the street that you're has a truck in it, and you get hit by it!!! But you survive! And while in the hospital, a man asks you for an autograph and you have a heart attack and die!!!!
I wish i was I was brave enought to play the Silent Hill games
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Wish Granted, you are so brave that you actually are in the game fighting with your bravery.
(P.S. It's best to play with friends. I was afraid of it for a while until me and my friends played it together and we just laughed. :3)
I wish that I could play video games now.
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Granted! But all you can play is Atari games. Forever!!
I wish I owned every video game and every video game system...and every accessory!
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Granted, your room is so crowded with games and consoles that you can't even get to play them.
I wish that I could have soda.
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Granted! But its diet.
I wish that I could go on a grand adventure!
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Granted, you go on a deathly roller coaster called Grand Adventure.
I wish that I could have a more complicated life.
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Granted, but you might regret it after while.
I wish that graduation stuff was less stressful.
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Granted! But, you dont get to graduate.
I wish I had something fun to do right now.
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Granted! But you'll be even more bored tommorow
I wish I could have a real-life companion cube
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^ Wish granted! But all of a sudden you hear.. "Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey! Look Out! Hello? Hey! Listen!
i wish I could see Evil Dead the Musical
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Granted! But, while you're watching it people around you are talking and you can barely hear whats going on.
I wish I could breath both under water and out of water.
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Granted, you're cut in half. One part is thrown out to sea the other lies on the grass near the sea.
I wish that I could be a zombie.
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Granted! You're throwing up blood and wish to bite someone. Unfortunately, it took affect slowly, and when you finally became a zombie you had locked the bathroom and were about to take a shower. In your zombie form you can't figure out how to open the door.
I wish to survive a zombie attack.
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Granted, you're the only person that will survive in a zombie attack, but you are left alone for years to come and always have to be on guard for the zombies that lurk in the night.
I wish that I could be in a zombie apocalypse and fight alongside survivors with immunity of becoming a zombie myself.
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Granted, but you are now horribly disfigured, so you can't outpace a zombie, and they gnaw on your bones a lot. oh ow.
I wish I had more time.
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Granted there's so much time for you that times stops and you can't be on pace with everyone for the rest of your life.
I wish my cut would stop bleeding.
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Granted! Your cut stops bleeding, but unfortunately that time of the month came early instead.
I wish I could mimic the voices of others to perfection.
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Granted, but it's all in your head, and so they lock you up and throw away the key. On the bright side you get to share a room with some very interesting people.
I wish you woke up looking like Barney....
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Granted, but I torment your mind with shitty songs
I wish I could raise the dead
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Granted! There are dead children wandering around, and you now run a daycare for them. Good luck getting that smell out of the house!
I wish there was an anime con at a water park in summer!
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Granted, but all of the manga gets soaked
I wish I could have a personal soundtrack
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Granted, but you don't like any of the songs.
I wish for every human being, including myself, to die in a non-painful way that isn't harmful to the Earth.
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Wish granted, we all just have something die in our brains and our bodies become zombies who DON'T FEEL A THING!!! xD
I wish that I didn't feel sick.
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Granted! You sleep instead of feeling sick. But in the sleeping state it takes twice as long to feel better,
I wish I knew everything
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Granted, all the knowledge is put into your brain and you can't hold it in so it explodes.
I wish that I have an idea how to play Mabinogi.
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Granted, but you never get the chance to play it.
I wish I could buy every book ever.
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Granted, but once you do so, they all burn up in a fire.
I wish I had a date to homecoming. :'D
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Granted, but he's a zombie waiting to have a homecoming dinner.
I wish that I had a more filled up schedule.
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Granted but it's so full it doesn't include anything fun or sleep so you get super stressed and effectively turn into a zombie.
I wish people wouldn't keep interrupting my posting spree. (Look at how many topics I'm the most recent poster on!!!)
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Granted, but has to kill me in order to truly stop. > : 3
I wish that I could have a smoothie.
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Granted, but it's made of insects... ♥
I wish that I didn't have a red marker streak on my hand.
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Granted, it a large gash of blood and it's seeping out heavily. It won't be long till you pass out from anemia.
I wish that I could manipulate silver.
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Granted, but that's really all you can manipulate effectively. Everything else goes wrong. You drop things, and can't relieve yourself properly, etc.
I wish I had gone to bed already |D
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You went to bed earlier, but then you got woken up even earlier by someone using a chainsaw outside.
I wish that my office wouldn't block so many websites.
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Granted! But all the computers get viruses because because some idiot just had to send EVERYONE a link to some obscure, grotesque, tepid site.
I wish I owned a decent home in a decent area of my current town.
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Granted, your current town now ranks 2nd in the low-class and impoverished partition.
I wish for some Pocky! nom!
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Granted, you have pocky, you eat pocky, you get turned into a pocky zombie!!!! Ahhh!!!
I wish that I was playing Tales of Vesperia right now.
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Granted! But it keeps freezing!
I wish I owned the novel "Sot-Weed Factor"
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Granted! The novel is a fresh copy but when you open it you find it's written in sanskrit!
I wish I had more blank dvds.
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Granted! You have thousands upon thousands of blank DVD's...and they all have scratches on them.
I wish for a treasure chest full of solid gold coins.
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Granted, but once you lay hands on it, the curse laid on the chest turns the gold to dust.
I wish that I was a unicorn!
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Granted! You get captured, saddled, tamed...and eventually sold.
I wish my life could be sustained without the need for food or drink.
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Granted, instead your life must rely on the lifesource of others to keep yourself alive.
I wish that I could go bowling again.
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wish granted but you drop the ball on your toe and can never go bowling again
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Ok, new wish.
I wish I could drive to Portland at HYPER SPEED! And see my friends more often..
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Granted, you get a teleporter, but every time you use it, your insides get all messed up.
I wish that I could start working on my cosplay.
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Granted, but then Lady Godiva is about the easiest cosplay imaginable. And no matter how much you plead, the Hilton isn't going to believe that you have a seeing eye horse, and need it in your room.
I wish my wife had never heard of the silent treatment...
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Granted, but after awhile you wish she had a mute button.
I wish I had my band teacher would just go away.
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Granted, but while you're band teacher is gone, he'll always be stuck inside your head.
I wish that Eddie Izzard was my best friend and never talked **** about me. :D
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wish granted... but he doesn't talk **** about you, he talks mega**** about you.
I wished I was cute as honey sempai
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Granted, you're so cute that people who don't like the look of cute want to shoot you in the face. Others would want to choke you to death by hugging you too tightly.
I wish that I was more artistic.
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Granted, oh wait you said ARTistic. Um, well, we're gonna have to go back and re-boot that wish. Now you and Van Gogh have a bit of a competition going on who makes the craziest paintings.
I wish I didn't get into the doghouse so easily...
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^ Granted! You weigh 80 lbs more than you already do. Good luck fitting into the doghouse! ha ha.
I wish anything I willingly and knowingly touched with my left hand turned to gold.
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Granted, but your right hand will turn anything you touch to excrement and you can't control it.
I wish that I could have a money tree.
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GRanted, but it leafs out in Monopoly money.
I wish it was weekend already...
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Granted, the weekend comes to you in human form and says "Here I am!"
I wish that I was a better singer.
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Granted, but you still need to practice often.
I wish I made something besides pork chow mein for lunch.
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wish granted, instead you have Mrs. lovett's meat pie; preist flavor
I wish I had a better last name
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Granted, your last name is Better. And somehow your first name has been deleted and replaced with Betty. So now you are Betty Better. Oh, and you got engaged with Bob Best. The ceremony of the Better Best party will be held at the Best Western. Watch out the Better Business Bureau is looking to sue you for copyright infringement.
I wish I always had snappy answers to this thread....
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Granted, but your computer explodes before you get to reply.
I wish I had tons of money to buy every manga I want!!!
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Granted! Unfortunately, everywhere you go is sold out of manga, and when you try to buy it online your computer crashes.
I wish I could make others fall asleep.
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granted, you do when you talk :D
I wish I could travel wherever I wanted.
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Granted but it takes you where you don't want to go
I wish for a nice day
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granted its only nice where you aren't
I wish for Patrick :P
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granted, its regurgitated food
I wish I had the body for the cosplay I want to do.
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Granted, you're a toothpick and you're in an unhealthy state.
I wish that I would stop having headaches.
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Granted, but your arms have been immobilised to prevent you from using the hammer upon your skull again.
I wish I get to sleep for 8 hours tonight, all in a ROW!
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Granted, but then you never wake up.
I wish school didn't start so freaking early!
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granted, it now starts at 1pm and ends at 1am.
I wish I could change my eye color at will any time to any color without any contacts or any anything.
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Granted, but the demonic powers of the eyes come to fruit and you commit horrific acts.
I wish roddy would have come to the pocky meetup
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Granted! But he forgot to wear pants.
I wish I had a sub-basement full of all the food I could ever want, and stored in such a way that it wouldn't go bad.
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then you get fat
I wish people stop thinking I'm gay
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Granted! But, they think you're a hermaphrodite instead.
I wish I had a functional vehicle (that got decent gas mileage).
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you find out it is functional, but it is a smart car, and you do not fit
I wish Disney Channel didn't suck all the time
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Granted. Disney is canceled.
I wish I owned every anime ever made on DVD and in clearly marked box sets.
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Granted, but there is EXTRA of EVERYTHING NARUTO stuffed in your house now..
I wish I had chakra..
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Granted, but unfortunately you have zero talent for controlling it and can't even master the basics like walking up a tree.
I wish I had delicious chicken alfredo to eat right now.
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granted, but its covered with 2 pounds of wasabi sauce..
I wish the GEICO Gecko was mine
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Fine, he is. And now you have a corporate mascot commanding you to buy car insurance everywhere you go.
I wish.
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Granted, but then you get run over by a semitruck.
I wish I could live in Portland~
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Granted. You share an apartment with me and Bella. The catch? It's actually BEAVERTON
I wish I could... um, stuff.
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NOOOOOOOOOO! NOT BEAVERTON!
^ Granted, but it just doesn't feel right.
I wish I had my own graphing calculator.
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Granted. It's 3 am and you're still on the forums.
I wish I didn't have to write a short story for history. .
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Granted. You have to write a long story for history.
I wish all of us K-Con forum goers lived in a secluded little community in houses modeled after traditional Japanese houses together. Close enough to still attend K-Con and Sakura-Con.
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granted but their full of zombies
i wish i could seem less happy
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Granted. You're a depressed bear.
I wish I had a unique but genuinely useful super power
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You can now fly.
It's all about trying to dive into the dirt but missing.
I wish I knew some really long words with K and Z in them.
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Granted! Kibbutz, Kunzite, Kyanize, Kwanzas. Unfortunately, to use them, you'll have to go through the trouble of looking up the meanings (although Kwanzas is probably an easy one).
I wish this thing didn't put red underlines under three of the four words I just gave you since they're actual words.
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Granted, instead it's a british computer voice saying how "YOU F*** UP WITH YOUR WORDS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!"
I wish that I could make more friendship bracelets and not have my hands get tired.
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granted but you tie spike onto the inside of the braclets
i wish i had money
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Granted! But you're under arrest for stealing said money.
I wish I was an oscar myer weiner.
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Granted...but I got hungry making your wish come true and had you for lunch.
I wish I had a new car.
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Granted, but driving it home, a strange figure apears in front of your car and you crash... you wake up an find yourself in SILENT HILL!!!!! (I am totally obssesed!)
I wish the game I bought was easier to to install
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Granted! Kibbutz, Kunzite, Kyanize, Kwanzas. Unfortunately, to use them, you'll have to go through the trouble of looking up the meanings (although Kwanzas is probably an easy one).
I wish this thing didn't put red underlines under three of the four words I just gave you since they're actual words.
Hah! Nuts to you, I'm playing scrabble where the meanings don't matter! Whee hee hee ho.
The game you bought is easy to install! It's Barbie's Horse Adventures.
I wish my moving experience this weekend would be so astoundingly difficult as to be impossible, where nobody helps me out and no one provides a truck.
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Wish granted, you just got fairies that'll steal you stuff and run away with them and pawning them to their fellow zombie friends.
I wish that I could go to college.
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Granted! You do have money for tuition, right?
I wish that mac'n'cheese I ate a while ago didn't give me the Havana waterfall.
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Granted...the horribly disgusting havana waterfall is cured...but now you feel the urge to throw up.
I wish I had better job.
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Granted, you got the opportunity to be a novice hitman.
I wish that turkey wasn't so heavy for my stomach.
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Granted, it goes down smooth. And then... Havana waterfall!
I wish no part of our Republican Senate was pro-rape.
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Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..
I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!
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That makes absolutely no sense.
I wish you would make sense.
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This has been granted..
I wish TanisNikana could read Harry Potter if they havent
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I have, but it still makes no sense whatsoever.
I wish JeffT wasn't running around compiling evidence and quotes and stuff like that to send in a nice long private message before he bans me for what I presume to be one to six months.
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Granted. Tofu bans you instead.
I wish I didn't have to write an essay in history.
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granted you have to write an essay for ever other class
i wish i was able to cosplay anybody
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Granted...but all of your cosplays will only ever be 50% completed
I wish I had a robot that would go to work for me.
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Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..
I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!
WTF..this was supposed to reply after someone else...*sigh* stupid cyberspace waves got mixed up..
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Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..
I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!
WTF..this was supposed to reply after someone else...*sigh* stupid cyberspace waves got mixed up..
Your connection is too weak!!
Granted...but all of your cosplays will only ever be 50% completed
I wish I had a robot that would go to work for me.
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THIS ^
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Granted, but the money can only be used for bertybots every flavored beans..
I wish I could be the new manager of The Office..On NBC or something!
WTF..this was supposed to reply after someone else...*sigh* stupid cyberspace waves got mixed up..
Your connection is too weak!!
I am using a extension ethernet chord...Cuz I use my TV PC
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Granted...but all of your cosplays will only ever be 50% completed
I wish I had a robot that would go to work for me.
granted its kills all your fellow workers and random people
i wish my hair was white
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Granted! You also get everything else that comes with white hair -- uncontrollable bowels, a healthy bingo fetish, and that other thing you forgot about long ago.
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Granted! But something bad happens.
I wish I had a wish to reply to/corrupt :p
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You do!!!! But the wish is that you were dead, you have a heart attack and die a slow painful death
I wish my FRICKEN iPod was working! >:(
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granted but it soon works to hard then burst into flames
wish i had the weekends off more often
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granted, you break a bone each weekend you have off
I wish I never had to sleep.
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Granted...but you age 10 times the rate of everyone else.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow
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granted. you never wake up
I wish I never got hungry
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Granted....but you got so skinny that you imploded.
I wish I had a slice of pumpkin pie with cool whip right now...
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Granted, but if you eat it your head turns into a pumpkin.
I wish it stopped raining so much..
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Granted, its fire hail instead
I wish wigs didn't itch
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Granted! Now they scratch.
I wish Milky Way candy bars tasted the same with the same texture and all, but weren't so fattening.
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Granted, they are made with meth instead.
I wish I had no debts....
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You have no debts! Instead, you owe a strange man from across the street every dollar you ever gain
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I wish my dad would get off the T.V so I could play WoW
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granted but you play to much and your tv blows up
wish i had my own place
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Granted...but its a 15x15 shack with no running water or power.
I wish it were the weekend already.
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ok but its Sunday at 11:59
I wish my pikachu song just kept on going..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZPMmUEHFIU&feature=related
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you die
i wish I was in bed.
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Are you frakin goth or something?
(negative people..suck)
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ok.
i wish I wasn't so bored.
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Granted, now you are planked! (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbeansie09.tripod.com%2Fsitebuildercontent%2Fsitebuilderpictures%2Fplank.jpg&hash=d761cee5cafbda7e667948c3489e0d4b1c185bfa)
I wish Soundninja gets a terrific boyfriend real soon!
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Granted, but it he's 7 years old.
I wish Wuthering Heights wasn't so confusing. X.X
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granted instead the book blows up when opend
i wish i had more books to read that are actuly intersesting
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Granted, but the library finds you hiding out, and then throws you out into the rain, without your umbrella, as you left it behind the self-help section.
I wish my garage was already clean...
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Granted...but all of your video games and anime were in it.
I wish my body didn't require sleep.
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Granted, now you have no body. I hope your astral projection does not float away tonight.
I wish I could easily figure out what sort of stuff I'll want for my home theater personal computer....
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Granted, you figured it out, now it's impossible to buy what you want.
I wish that I had a job.
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Granted...but its so far away that it costs you more to commute than you make.
I wish I had a million dollars!
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Granted, but it is a forgery. Now the Secret Service wants to have a few words with you. Look out your window. 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) They're out there waiting.
I wish I hadn't have eaten all those beans the last couple of days....
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Granted, you never had beans, but you have the worst gas possible!
I wish that I could have more candy!
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GRANTED
But it overflows your whole house and its only taffee.
I wish I had a Transformer as a car.
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Granted, it is however evil and when you first jump into your car, it skewers you as it transforms with you inside it.
I wish that this Coke Zero actually tasted like Coke.
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No. Thats just sad...
I wish someone would accept me.
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Granted, you've been accepted by one of the most controlling people on the face of this planet. You cannot be accepted by anyone else.
I wish that my jaw didn't hurt.
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Granted, you dont have a jaw...
I wish I COULD FLYYY!!!!
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Granted, you lose your legs in the process so you can never walk.
I wish that I could go outside.
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Granted, starting next week, it'll be coming out daily.
I wish I could start today all over, right now....
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Granted...& it goes 10x worse than originally.
I wish I had an 80" HDTV.
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Granted,but it doesnt turn on.
I wish I had a Naruto plushie...
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Granted, but Pak-kun just ate Naruto's head, left arm, and right leg. :'(
I wish my room was just a little warmer.
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A narrow row of planters appear on each wall with 100 roses planted in them, and suddenly they light on fire, heating the room to 50 degrees higher.
I wish I had a new plushie.
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Granted, it turns out that it comes alive when you sleep at night and puts spiders in your pj's.
I wish that I could be a better player at Jetset Radio Future.
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granted, but you beat it in 5 minutes.
I wish my socks never got wet.
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Granted, they just get sand in them.
I wish that I had some Halloween candy right now :'P
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Granted...but its all been pre-chewed.
I wish I had some mexican food right now...
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Granted, you get the most spiciest, most flaming hot mexican food... so much that it'll make steam come out of your ears.
I wish that I could be a better person to my friends.
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Granted, but it is only marginally, so they never notice all you hard efforts at being a better friend. So now you know why they said "Are you going to the party?" And you said, "What party?" and they reply "um, no party."
I wish I find my wedding ring...
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Granted! you find it.... AT THE PAWN SHOP!!!!!
naw thats a bit harsh. Having it repel hawt chics is punishment enough.
I wish I had the new GTR.
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Granted. but it keeps locking up
I wish you would not grant my wish
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Granted, and you owe me for you second bowl of porridge young master Twist.
I wish I knew how to convey my feelings without making things worse...
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granted, you will now sing your feelings in showtune style
I wish ....
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Granted. In spades!
I wish I win the Monopoly jackpot tonight after work...
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Granted! But now you have to pay tax on it...
I wish there were more places to buy manga.
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Granted, but you get yourself blacklisted from them.
I wish my room were clean.
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Granted now you can't find things cause they all disappear within the cleanliness.
I wish that my mother wasn't such a b****.
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Granted...but you have to live in a foster home without her.
I wish I could fly a plane.
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Granted, and the hardware store is happy to sponsor your entry in the make your tools fly promotion. Your entry of a flying plane wins for most unusual design, especially as the blade tries to force the plane down and not up. (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fedge102.dealsdirect.net%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2F20562%2F1%2Fproduct1_20562.jpg&hash=53044501e157af81a77124980885c1f6973df1de)
I wish I knew what to get my wife for our first anniversary...
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Granted, you get the most spiciest, most flaming hot mexican food... so much that it'll make steam come out of your ears.
Awww, you DO know what I like^^ So sweet of you :P
Granted...you find the perfect gift for her but it gets stolen from your car at the gas station on the way to give it to her.
I wish I had a new job that payed just as well or better.
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Granted, You work at a gay bar.
I wish we had PC's at our school.
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granted there first gen mackintoshes
i wish i could make fit a full sized lavi hammer in my moms car
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granted there first gen mackintoshes
i wish i could make fit a full sized lavi hammer in my moms car
umm..About the PC's.
The reason I asked for PC's is so we dont have macs!
Granted, but its a blue prius.
I wish the Mac commercials were'nt so stupid.
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Granted...but their computers get even worse.
I wish I had some sushi right now.
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Granted, a Pacific Seafood on its' way to deliver fresh fish at your local supermarket is going to crash through your living room, real soon.
I wish I wasn't working with the co-worker I am working with today...
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Granted...you get to work with the other one you don't like...
I wish I could afford a new car right now...
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GRanted, Yugo's have made a comeback. Er, well, they came back, from the dead! ONly $1,999, and you get to
drive er have towed one home tonight! Oh happy day!
I wish I had a weekend instead of all the over time....
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granted you have over time every other day
i wish i had somthin to do
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Granted, you have so much to do that it overfills your schedule and you have no time to eat or sleep.
I wish I was out partying.
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Granted...but the punch is spikes & you get sick from it.
I wish I had some new anime to watch.
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Granted, but your torrent tracker only can get dubbed yuri in Arabic, and even then, it isn't good anime.
I wish I knew how to have a weekend without being in the doghouse...
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Granted, the dog house got run over, have fun sittin' in the rain. :)
I wish it was August 1, 2008
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Granted, it's August 1 soon to be August 2nd in two seconds.
I wish that I could get out more.
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Granted, but then you completely forget about the computer and live a life filled with substance and wonderful things! (And you forget all about us here on the K-con forums. ;~; )
I wish that I will final in debate on Saturday...
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Your wish has been granted...
but the judges hold their own debate on whether you deserve the award or not.
I wish swimming pool noodle was sold year-round, even in winter!
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Granted, but only in Russia.
I WISH...HANNAH MONTANA WOULD STOP SINGING!
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Granted. But now, she's rapping...and she isn't very good at it.
I wish these donettes I see before me would be less fattening without losing any of the flavor or texture.
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granted now the doughnuts eat you
i was i was allowed to drink some more mnt dew
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Granted, you purchase another and proceed to drink it. You begin frothing at the mouth and have the urge to bite anything moving.
I wish I have sushi for lunch.
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Granted, but the chef got lazy and you get extremely sick from it.D:
I wish I had blackberry cobbler.;;
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Granted...but it's so old and moldy and ant eaten, its not all that recognizable as blackberry cobbler...but it still is!!
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I wish for pumpkin pie~ P;
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Wish granted! But it is my pumkin pie and you don't wanna know where that's been.
(I'm eating pumpkin pie right now so HA!)
Wishes it would already be Christmas
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Granted, but on Christmas Day, there happens to be a fire and all the gifts that you were hoping to unravel were destroyed in the fire.
I wish that I didn't have a hard time breathing.
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Granted, but now you can only breath carbon.
wish i could cook faster
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granted you cook so fast every thing disapates
i wish i was allowed to have my bed on the floor
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Ryan? Why would you want to do that???? I'm not even gonna grant that. >:(
I wish I have Bioshock.
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Wish granted, whenever you touch something alive, you get electrocuted.
I wish that I was in college.
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^ Granted you are in college but in FINLAND dun dun dun
V I wish the pain in my side would go away
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Wish granted, it goes to the other side.
I wish that I could visit Ireland.
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Granted, but Ireland just got moved next to Florida. O_o
I wish that I could make cookies tonight.
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Granted only they never cool off
I wish i had money for cosplay
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Granted, you get money but only for the worst quality of cosplay.
I wish that I didn't have to worry about being hungry.
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You don't but you're so full that you barely have the energy to move
I wish my room was squeeky clean
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granted your room is full of spongebob cleaning servents that laugh non-stop
i wish i had somone to play tf2 with
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Wish granted... now you have so many people to play with that you forget to breathe and you die a painful death
I wish this wish would not be corrupted
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It isn't, then I pop out of your sink and sing to you.
I wish I had some food
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(urch) Um.... wish granted, but it is all food poisoned and you barf it all up!Back into the sink in which you came. Then I hire Ninja (of the cosplay group) to send you back where you came from. Unfortunately for you, he makes a mistake and sends you to Nigeria where there is no access to a computer. Then, in a bizzare turn of events, the strange vampanzee Murlough kidnaps you and takes you into the sewers. You live with him for 7 years when you decide to propose to him. He says yes and you have a honeymoon in Bend, OR. In Bend, you soundninja who does not recogonize you. She thinks you are a zombie and hires Ninja to assasanate you! Instead of killing you, he returns you to Portland, OR. On your way back to Portland, you are hit by a train. You do not die, but are severely injured. In the hospital, you attempt to log onto the forums when suddenly your laptop explodes. In anger, you change your name to Heather and visit "Happy Burger" restaurant in a shopping mall. Before she can leave she is confronted by a private investigator named Douglas Cartland who tells her he has information about her past.[10] Heather evades him, escaping through a window in a ladies' restroom, but upon reentering the mall she discovers it mostly abandoned except for bizarre monsters. She discovers one of the stores left open and manages to get inside where she faces the Closer monster devouring a body. She finds a discarded handgun which she uses to shoot the creature.[11] In the empty mall, she meets a priestess of Silent Hill's resident cult who identifies herself as Claudia, who speaks cryptically about Heather.[12] Heather suddenly collapses in severe pain, but having recovered when Claudia leaves, uses an elevator, and finds herself in the Otherworld[13] version of the mall – a hellish place, similar to the original mall, but dark, decaying, and full of the otherworld creatures.[14] She faces a boss fight giant worm creature,[15] and the nightmare ends, leaving her in the original shopping mall. She finds the subway exit and runs into Douglas before she manages to reach it. He apologizes to her and confesses that he had been hired by Claudia to find her.[16] She leaves him in the mall and continues down into the subway.[17]
While in the subway monsters begin appearing including the Insane Cancer and Double-Head dogs. She manages to reach her street and finds the roads are blocked by giant metal walls covered in plastic. She takes a shortcut through an office building where the Otherworld takes over again. Here she meets Vincent who hints at being affiliated with Claudia.[13] In the Otherworld He talks negatively about Claudia before leaving.[18]
After finally arriving home Heather discovers her father has been killed by a monster under Claudia's orders, explaining her motives as revenge, and to "fill [Heather's] heart with hatred";[19] Although the game never shows Heather's father's face, he's notably wearing the same outfit he wore in the first Silent Hill. After further cryptic messages as to Heather's role in the proceedings,[20] she leaves her to fight the monster, telling her that she will be waiting for her in Silent Hill.[21]
Heather subsequently resolves to go to Silent Hill, intent on killing Claudia. She meets with Douglas in her apartment and accept his offer to drive her there.[22]
On the journey there, Douglas explains that Vincent left him a message, telling them to look for a man named Leonard Wolf,[23] whilst Heather reads a memo left by her father before his death, which briefly recounts the events of Silent Hill, and reveals that she is the baby girl that was left to Harry Mason – her adoptive father – at the conclusion of the first game,[24] after he destroyed the god birthed by Alessa Gillespie.[25] Claudia seeks Heather to birth the cult's god, since Heather – the girl given to Harry, now grown up – is in fact a reincarnation of Alessa.[26]
Upon arriving in Silent Hill, which is once more abandoned and shrouded in fog, Heather checks Brookhaven Hospital for Leonard Wolf.[27] Shortly after entering the hospital, she discovers a ringing telephone in an abandoned room and answers it. Leonard is the caller, and mistaking Heather for Claudia, speaks angrily against Claudia’s beliefs. Heather protests the misunderstanding forcefully, and Leonard reveals he is Claudia's father after becoming convinced she is telling the truth. Heather becomes uncomfortable and mentions that Claudia murdered her father. Leonard notices the hatred in her voice and decides they are mutual allies.[28] He disapproves of Claudia's actions to rebirth the god, like Heather, and initially agrees to help her, offering the use of an artifact later identified as the "Seal of Metatron".[29][30] When the two meet, however, Leonard, who takes the form of a monster, tries to kill Heather after discovering she is not a cult member. Heather subsequently defeats him.[31]
Returning from the Hospital, Heather meets Vincent who directs her to a church via the Amusement Park, purportedly at Douglas' request.[32] Upon Heather's arrival the amusement park, she finds herself back in the Otherworld, in scenes identical to her dream at the start of the game, but this time manages to find a key to halt the rollercoaster for long enough to jump off safely. On the other side of a (literally) haunted mansion ride, she finds Douglas, wounded after an encounter with Claudia but still alive.[33] Leaving him behind at his request, she finally reaches the Church and confronts Claudia with Vincent nearby, but at the final confrontation Claudia stabs Vincent to death, and dismisses the Seal of Metatron he had planned to use as useless.[34]
Heather collapses in pain under the pressure of holding the god inside her, the anger and hatred she holds towards Claudia only intensifying it,[35] and begins to turn blood-red all over. The player, as Heather, must then use the pendant item Harry left Heather, which contains a sample of aglaophotis, the chemical synthesized by Michael Kaufmann in the first Silent Hill for the purpose of killing the god; Heather swallows the sample and proceeds to vomit out the fetal god.[36] Horrified, Claudia pushes Heather before she can stomp on the "god," picks it up, and swallows the god's fetus, and dies in the process of birthing it herself; Heather then fights and defeats the god, which is only partly-formed owing to its premature birth.[37]
Three endings appear in the game. The Normal ending, which is the only ending available on the first play-through of the game, sees Heather and Douglas survive and Heather ostensibly returning to a normal life.[38] The Possessed ending, appearing after a scored game with more than 4,000 points obtained, shows that Douglas has been murdered, apparently by Heather, now under the influence of the still-living god.[39][40] Finally, the Revenge ending, accessible by certain game requirements, sees the return of the "UFO" endings of the previous games, where Heather complains to her seemingly alien father, Harry, who promptly flies a group of spaceships to Silent Hill, blowing it up
I wish for a pony
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Granted..But it dies from reading all that.^
I wish people would stop being so stubborn at school and just go with the flow.
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^^dude, Wikipedia! :P lol.
^granted, everyone at school have gone down the drain. :)
I wish that I can find my cap--my head's cold! :/
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^ granted but there's a giant hole in the top
< I wish it would actually snow, when the forecast says its going to >:(
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Wish granted! It does, but now you are snowed in, with no food in the fridge but colliflower!
I wish collifower didn't exist >:(
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granted, now albino broccoli is so popular, you cannot stop yourself from joining consumers.
i wish i could get my Christmas shopping done this week.
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granted you get everything you need when you get carjacked and your house was robbed
i wish more sites were avalibale at school
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Granted but some idiot looks up hentai and gets spyware.
I wish I had a black ninja suit and a blade.
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granted the suit is possed and can carry the blades and tries killing you(we can already look at hentai at my school....google)
i wish i had my friends i love yaoi pin
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Granted, the friends you love, pin you in yaoi format.
I wish I was watching my anime now!!!
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Granted -BUT ITS BO-BO-BO-BO-BO-BO-BO!
I wish Naruto would say believe it again..JUST ONCE.
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granted its the only thing he says and they cancel naruto forever
i wish i had money
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Granted, but you may only use it for Naruto... ;D
I wish the new high end graphics games were cheaper.
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Granted, they are now cheaper by 1 cent.
I wish that my item arrives in the mail tomorro--beating the holiday rush!
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granted the item is broken into 200 pieces with a note that says no refunds or exchanges haha
i wish i could be an assassin
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Granted, BUT YOU WORK FOR ME.
I wish I got trained to be a ninja.
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granted your trained by the worst ninja in the universe
i wish i wasnt an assassin for naunik
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Granted, Your a assassin for NARUNIK...Not Naunik...lol
I wish that Naruto Shippuden movie 2 will be playing in all theaters..
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Wish granted, half of the movie is cut out.
I wish that I could have my new camera now.
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Granted. It is made out of duct tape! :D
I wish to be taller. :)
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granted you become 2 4' people that stands on each others shoulders
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I wished that Bucket Stalker wished something.
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granted i wished for a bomb to hit anybody that dosent like anime or manga
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granted, but unfortunetly it explodes in your face :/
i wish i could go to MEWCON >.<
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granted you go to mewcon on last day of the last hour of the last minute on the last milisecond
i wish my shoulder pain would get better
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Granted, but you slip on the ice tonight and dislocate it, and break your ulna.
I wish my week was over already...
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granted
unfortunetly you died at the end of this week D:!
i wishhhhh that i could have magical powers that makes me make fantasmic cosplays in a few hours
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Granted, but everyone faints when they see them. Oh wait, you said fantasmic, not faintasmic. Oh well nevermind. Too late now.
I wish I could see a magical girl transformation live. Just to know how accurate they are in anime. Yeah sure.
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granted, but it winds up being so grotesque that you puke to death D:!
i wish i had a better camera :/
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granted, but they ain't letting you take it home until ALL the payments are made. It should be still okay in the year 2037.
I wish I was refreshed...
( I don't think I'd puke to death, but I would be too embarrassed to actually watch)
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granted your refreshed but it takes 600000000000 hours to say or do any simple thing
i wish i knew how many days/weeks were in 600000000000 hours
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granted, but you get so smart from doing that, that your head explooooooodes D:
i wish i knew how to sew O.o
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granted your possessed and the only thing you can do is sew
i wish i had a ride to mewcon
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granted but you get there suuuuuuuuuper late :/
wait! where do you live?
do you think bucket_stalker would like a ride if possible?
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rembers its not the ^<v game and smacks self
i wish i had a wish
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Granted.. But that wish gets to be picked by me.
I wish the MAX ticket machines give change..or accept your money without giving change..
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granted but you put in a hundred dollers in by accident and get all the change in pennys
BLAH i wish i wasnt so stupid sometimes xDD
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^ Granted, but then you're not nearly as entertaining. X3
I wish I had more colors of chalk.
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granted they're only 1 cm long and 1 milimeter wide
i wish i could be more responsable
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Granted, all the world's responsibilities are on you now.
I wish that I could go to dance classes with someone.
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Granted, Papa Smurf is ready when you are, he'll pick you up.
I wish I write a really good sci-fi novel...
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You're novel becomes a huge smash hit! You get a 12 book signing deal, and you become a multi-millionaire. However, your immense fame and vast fortune has earned you a stalker. At first it seems innocent, maybe sweet. You finally meet this stalker, unfortunately... you get abducted! You're forced to live in a cage for the remainder of your life, which happens to be several years. You're daily subjected to every torture known to man.
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well i cant grant anything if you dont ask for it
I wish I could blow up a planet
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Granted. But the only planets you could blow up would have to be the size of Pluto. And had you asked a couple years ago, you could have blown up Pluto... when it was still considered a planet.
I wish I had never opened up to a friend who was best friends with another one of my friends.
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Granted! But the person you opened up to was dude playing a dude disguised as another dude that told a different friend.
I wish we had a lot more snow!
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Granted but when you open your door you see nothing but a white wall
wish i had alot more food
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Granted, endless sources of food fill your house and there's nowhere to run.
I wish I could sleep.
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Granted, you wake up in ICU 3 years from now. You are now 7' tall, black, male, but cannot for your life make a free throw!
I wish I owned a car I was totally in love with...
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granted but it wont go faster then 1 mph
i wish i had better candy
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Granted, but it's too expensive to buy.
I wish I could get the smell of formaldehyde out of my nose. XP
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Granted, but a cops arrests you for huffing gasoline. But you don't care, you don't smell formaldehyde anymore!
I wish it was weekend already...
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granted but its sunday 11:59 pm
i wish my bro was nicer to me
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granted, he gives you gentler nuggies.
...I wish for the granter of this wish so twist and corrupt it to the depths of their imagination!
So I wish for a costume that could change form on command.
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granted but it always smells like moldy cat pee coverd in dog poo no mater what
i wish i wasnt bored
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granted, but you are now being beaten by your parents, who are wearing full leather and sporadically making out
I wish I was the most famous person in the world
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granted you have a 100000million dollar bounty on your head
i wish i had an adult to go with me on the greyhound of power
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Wish granted, but they crash on the way there.
I wish this thread wasn't so neglected.
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Granted, this thread neglects you!
I wish there was a really good movie to go see every week...
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Granted, however you must pay $20 for admission
I wish it was the weekend!
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granted but you now work the weekend ! I wish Gackt Was here
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Hurray, Gackt is here! BUt then you wake up and realize it's just the cat having a hairball attack. Gackt, gackt gackt. Nya.
I wish so many pieces of me didn't ache from all the stuff I've been doing to make my garden be a success this year...
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Granted, no more aches. Too bad your garden burst in to flames.
I wish today was yesterday so today could be tomorrow.
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Granted, but you're still late to class.
I wish I wasn't working both days this weekend...
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granted your in the hospital till monday where you have to work for 7 days straight
i wish i could have an odst helmet
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Granted, but it's full of lice.
I wish Tamaki wouldent sound like a child molester in the english dub of OHSHC.
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granted he sounds like a rapist
i wish i had some more foods
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granted, but its rotten
i wish i had any food @_@
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Granted, but it's been used.
I wish I had a weekend this weekend....
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granted, but it ended at the end of the last time there was an end. which since this is a weekend it just ended. and since.....this just goes on and on
I wish i could get my friend to not F up the chance i had to a girlfriend who i liked
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Granted, you F it up first. Actually, she is deeply in love with some hot stud, but she...go watch Kimi ni Todoke...it's like that.
I wish angst had nothing to do with people....
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Granted but it has to do with animals instead so you have to watch all your pets go emo.
I wish I didn't have to go to cali
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Granted, you get to go to Alaska instead~
I wish I was in bed right now...
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Granted you find yourself strapped to a hospital bed, Congrats your getting unneeded brain surgery
I wish my cat would stop stealing my squid
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Granted, your squid will now steal your cat...whut.
I wish this cream soda wasn't so fizzy.
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granted but it taste like crap
i wish i wasnt so lazy
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^ Granted; you're lazier.
V I wish for a fish on a dish made by Trish Stratus.
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Granted, Trish's dish of fish is now serving in the stratosphere. It's flying fish!
I wish I had a way to talk to my wife about her son...blargle!
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^ Granted! I just invented e-mail. You're welcome!
V I wish my house had an upstairs bathroom.
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Granted, it always had one you nitwit, you just have to open the window.
I wish I could see Washougal Otaku using the upstairs restroom, and the neighbors videoing that event...
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^ Granted; it's on YouTube.
V I wish torrents weren't such a pain to deal with.
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granted. they don't exist and theirs no hassle! yay!
I wish my first year at highschool was over. ugh. too much drama!
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Wish granted. Now you're in College. MWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHA
I wish I had a PS3
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Granted, but you find out it was really a disguised IBM PC from 1984m with just PS3 glued on the side.
I wish today was over, so I can go to the movie after work...
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granted, but the movie started without you and you came right as it ended and it was the best movie ever and people ranted on it for ages but it only showed once
I wish I had the best cosplay EVER
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granted but it disolves in the presence of anime fans
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damn I am naked now
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Granted, but at least they throw you a blanket in jail.
I wish I had money to fix all my wife's problems....
lol
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Well congrats, cause that call to the looney bin is Free!!
I wish I had the V-spec GTR.
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^ Granted, but it was stolen and converted into a can opener.
V I wish to take a nap.
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granted, but you took a nap on the city bus and got your kidney harvested D:
Wish my cosplay didn't cost so much
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^ Granted; it went down by $1.75.
V I wish this headache would go away.
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^ granted, head ache is gone but now you cant stop throwing up and will soon die :I
V I wish to have a good wish?? :D
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Granted, was it good for you?
I wish someone would throw a fish dish at Washougal otaku, so maybe he'll make a different wish...
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^granted but it ricochets back at you and gets stuck in your throat
V i wish my web design grade went up to a c
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granted but from here on out all your projects must be done using notepad only!
I wish you would not grant my wish!
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granted you have to grant my wish
i wish i has some yummy bananas
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they were infact yummy, but sadly laced with arsenic D:
I wish it was 10:20am so I could leave D:
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Granted, but you broke you legs, your car exploded, and you were robbed of everything you own. So calling for help was not available.
I wish My grades were all B's or higher so I can get ungrounded.
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They are, but thats because your in a special school where your trapped in a room and your teacher is a computer screen :)
Wishes her computer would work properly and not frustrate me
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Granted, but it goes on strike for a "living wage."
I wish my weekend would last longer this weekend...
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granted but it is the worst weekend of your life and you are trapped to repeat it forever
I wiiiiiiiish for my hair to grow to the length I need it for K-con so I dont have to buy extensions
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granted but it grows too long and it keeps growing and cant be cut
i wish i wish i were a fish
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Granted, but sadly you became a fish stick and shall be deilicous crispy goodness devoured by a man fae
I wish I had something tastey to eat
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^ granted but its growing fur of odd colors
V I wish today was over!
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granted you get shot and pass out
i wish i had all the gloomy bears
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Wish granted, but as expected, murder you :D
I wish I had a PS3
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GRanted, but it took a while to fulfill your wish. It took so long that you wish you wouldve wished for a PS7.
I wish either I don't lose my job tomorrow, or I get my old job back...
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^ Granted, then you miss the opportunity for a better job that pays millions.
V I wish someone would slap my sister across the face with a raw fish ! >:(
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Granted, but then she serves it up to Washougal Otaku for din-din.
I wish I had started my weekend already...
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granted but you sleep through all of it
i wish i had even more friends then i do
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granted.....but...there a WHOLE bunch of shadow clones of me.
I wish I had FFXIII.
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granted but its for 360
i wish i had a ps3
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Granted....no wait....( haha...you admitted it)
I wish ps3 games can play online with 360's.
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granted but they have no games for both
i wish i could use my cool bandaids
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Granted, but you should have gotten stitches instead. And you need to go buy more band-aids now.
I wish I wasn't coming back to work with only 8 hours between shifts...
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Granted, your job now is to utilize the "shift" key 8 hours straight 5 days a week.
I wish my hands weren't so dry from frequent hand-washing :/
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Wish granted! You drop the soap down the toilet, and can't wash your hands anymore!
I wish I didn't have this knot in my back...
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granted, you have two knots in your back
I wish I had money to go to my one and only school dance. . . prom
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Granted, for that trade, you become a bum for 65 years.
Wish I can fly!
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Wish granted, but your wings look terrible and you can never where clothes again!
I wish I was an esper
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granted but you go insane and commit suicide 10 min later
i wish i was better at shadowing colors
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Granted, but all the colors are ugly.
I wish I would win the lottery.
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Granted, you bought a 50 dollar ticket and only won a penny, that was later stolen.
I wish i had better luck finding money on the ground.
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granted but its all from brazil and the bank wont let you exchange
i wish i had more yen
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Granted, but it passes through the digestive system of a cow before it gets to you.
I wish I could find a job.
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granted but its to kill your favorite animal
i wish i had a job
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Granted, but you suck so badly at it they fire you in record time: 72 seconds flat.
I wish my crush liked me back.
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granted but she smothers you and you no longer like her and she'll kill you if you try breaking it off
i wish i could feel better
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Granted, you become a masochist.
I wish that healthy food tasted good.
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granted but it goes extinct
i wish my brain more sense
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Your wish is invalid.
I wish Pokemon were real!
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Granted but their diet consist of human flesh
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Your wish is granted and you turn into nothing.
I wish I was 17 years old!
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granted, it is one second before you turn 18
I wish I could find a Simplicity Pattern for a Pleated Mini-skirt, in the catalogue.
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Granted, but it requires 50,000 dollars of material.
I wish my wish wouldnt go bad.
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Granted, but your wish doesn't go bad by having nothing happen and you live the rest of your life in despair for having wasted your once in a lifetime chance of getting a wish granted.
I wish that I had money to get cosplay materials instead of having to spend it on fixing my car.
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Granted, but your car stays broken.
I wish this wish will end up terrible.
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Wish granted, but in the long run in helps you out!
I wish Kumoricon was closer!
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Granted it is 5.332432528262 X 10^-6035429 seconds closer
such a math nerd
I wish for my bad horrible luck to end.
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It'll take 4,450,090 days for your luck to get better.
I wish I could not have allergies.
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Granted, you stop breathing!
I wish it would rain muffins.
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granted, but they are as big as the empire state building and crush many people...including you
i wish i had icecream
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Granted, but it is Green Mouse and Telephone flavored.
I wish I didn't suck at cutting hair.
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Wish granted, instead you suck at everything else.
I wish I didn't get startled so easily.
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Granted! however Horror/suspense movies are now totally ruined for you.
I wish I had an 2008 GSXR 750
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Granted. It comes from ebay and you open the box and you get this crappy one. Theres a letter and it says " EBAY- THERES A REASON WHY IT'S CHEAPER."
I wish Team Fortress 2 was free for a few days.
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Granted, but you are so excited you faint and missout on downloading it for free.
I wish BR2 was better, cause right now IT SUCKS.
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^ Granted, now it has singing tacos.
V I wish for my back to stop hurting.
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^ granted, everything else hurts more.
v I wish i had food.
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Granted, but it's so spicy you can't eat it.
I wish I didn't have homework.
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granted now you have no home and its now not at school work
i wish i could find somthing to study with
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Wish granted, but you fail the test.
*YOU SHOULDA COME TO SCHOOL TODAY!*
I wish Bucketstalker would actually come to school every day.
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Granted, but you miss that due to catching mononucleosis.
I wish I was in a cool movie.
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granted the ending is lost at sea which what made the movie cool and it was made by Korean animators
i wish i wasn't bothered about being sick
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Granted, you become so delirious that your being sick is no bother at all, in fact you finally learn to enjoy your insanity.
I wish I have the winning lottery ticket in my pocket...
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You do, but you only win 25 cents.
I wish I was in the world of Final Fantasy!!
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Granted, it's you least favorite Final Fantasy Game?
I wish I could figure out how to make the Mini Buttcape for my Miniskirt
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GRanted but your mother wonders what has happened to all the beach towels.
I wish I had a weekend this weekend...
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granted but its spent running from the pollices
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I wish Ryan would actually do the posts right!
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Granted. Now you can't seem to do them right.
I wish I had a thing that could teleport people.
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^ --- Granted, but you have to do it one molecule at a time.
v --- I wish I had perfect and indestructible skin.
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Wish granted, but it turns out green and everyone screams and runs when they see you.
I wish I could control time!
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Granted. But you dont know how to use it and end up in Dinosaur land and you see a big meteor coming down.
I wish I had pudding right now.
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Granted, but the pudding is made out of radioactive snake vemon, so you're reduced to hiding from everybody in a ratty cardboard box.
I wish I could have 500 dollars on my bedstand to pay for my cosplay needs.
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granted but it comes to life and burns your house down
i wish i could climb higher up my tree
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Granted, but you fall and break your legs and arms and you can never climb again.
I wish I had green contacts.
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Granted; but they slowly eat at your eyes and you will soon turn blind.
I wish I could decide which era of Sasuke to do for Sexy No Jutsu.
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Shippuden! What?
Wish granted, but you do such a great job it blinds everyone that sees it.
I wish I was at Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Second movie, not first.
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Granted, but the squirrels and Deep Roy have other plans for you.
I wish I had been in a romantic comedy movie...
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Granted, but your lover ends up killing you on accident.
I wish I knew what cosplay to do for k-con
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Wish granted, but you pick so many they all turn out kinda lousy.
I wish all of my cosplays would be great!
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That would be great and all, but then you'd be broke because you spent so much on them not to mention the fact that you'd forget who you were because you'd look so good. Thusly you'd go around brandishing a cardboard and wood keyblade bashing people upside the head thinking they were Heartless. Because of this, you'd go to jail where you'd be convinced you were in the Castle That Never Was and somehow had to find a way to escape.
Once out you'd be locked in a loony bin for finding a white duck and trying to dress it in a blue had a cape and trying to get it to ice all the other ducks in the pond.
I wish that I could go to art school.
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granted but they teach you slowly and make you draw lines for a month before you can move onto circles
i wish i would rember to do this more
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Bucket, you killed this thread!!!
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^You don't know how many times he does that. I will kick him at school tomorrow for it.
I wish ice cream was made of ice.
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granted but ice is now made of pats(sel somthing somthing) fat
i wish you guys would help me remeber this part
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Wish granted, but YOU STILL FORGET!!!
I wish the Enterprise was real :D!
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Granted, you may have seen it in the film Star trek IV. It was the nuclear wessel that Mr. Checkov stole the radiation from.
I wish more journalists had a clue about science...
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granted but the start writing in a cryptic uninterpertal languge
I wish I had some soda
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GRanted, it's flat and stale.
I wish I can go to Sakuracon and meet Vic Mignogna and ask "Who is Chad?"
(Pocky for those who get the reference)
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whoo flat soda which I like
granted but you get shot for askin whos chad
i wish tomarrow will be fun
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^ Granted, but every other day is super duper lame.
V I wish I wasn't such a pansy when it came to horror movies.
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granted but now comedy, tragedy, and romance movies/plays scare you so much you dont wanna watch them.
i wish i had my money.
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granted. . .Its monopoly money
I wish FMA didn't end mangawise.
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Granted! But the main cast is mostly killed off except a few and the story now revolves around the descendants of pairings you hate.
I wish I didn't have to write this essay for the pageant...
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Wish granted, but instead you have to write an encyclopedia instead.
I wish there was something to watch on TV.
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granted, its your favorite show, but least favorite episode, and it keeps looping and looping and looping.
I wish I could go to Sakura-con 2011
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granted. a mass murder shows up and locks everyone in and kill them all including chuuu.
i wish i had something to do this summer
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Wish granted! You have so much to do you won't even be home! Like Me!
I wish summer was 9 weeks longer!
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granted but you get no breaks even on holidays (crap i go to school with you)
i wish i would still get the breaks and holidays
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Granted, all your limbs suffer breaks. And holy men come visit you everyday asking for divine wisdom. And to sell you some literature.
I wish my arms weren't all covered in fiberglass dust...
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granted they're covered in hot lave
i wish i has cake
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^ granted, but its a single crumb.
v I wish i could stay in town this summer...
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^ Granted but your town becomes the test sight of a new nuclear bomb to use against Iran.
I wish it was July 18th already...
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^ granted, but its two seconds from the day ending.
v I wish my hair was dry (lame wish)
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^ (Best granter ever~<3 I just wanted it to be after July 17 so yay~<3 XDD I broke the system! Mwahahahaha)
Granted! But then you find out it only became dry so quickly because the lice in your hair are a new species that soaks up water in order to live even longer than normal.
I wish Monday wasn't so close...
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To bad it's here
I wish I could make my family stop yelling at each other.
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granted but they all become emo and fight with slaps over the pocket knife
i wish it was mid night of fun 15th 2010
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Granted but the second that comes about the world ends before you can do anything.
I wish I had good food in the house...
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granted but it expires in one min
i wish i had a giant bucket of curly fries
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granted, they are uncooked, stale, moldy, and been sitting in a toilet for the last six weeks
I wish for Vic Mignogna to be GOH for Kumoricon.
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granted but its terrible and everyone wonders where the hobo came from
i wish my eyes stoped twitching
-
Granted, you are now blind.
I wish for the power to jump from anime to anime.
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granted but it screws up cosplaying for you forever
i wish the costume maker can help me with Alucard's stuff
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Granted, they help you, but it ends up suckiest thing ever.
I wish I could Pull off a Tendo Cosplay in the next 5 years
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granted but its lame
i wish for jokes
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granted, but it's on you.
wish work was less hectic so I can start working on my cosplay! ^.^
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Granted, you now have no customers, so you are let go. Yatta! You now have all the time in the world to finish your cosplay.
I wish there were more old geezer characters in anime to even think about cosplaying...
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Granted, all anime characters are now aged 40+ their base age, thus deterring young otaku fans worldwide. As a result, anime conventions no longer exist. :o
@Jay: "Yatta! LMAO.
I wish for a chocolate malt milkshake ! ^_^
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Granted but the shake makes you uber obese and you can't fit into any of your cosplays and there's not enough time to remake the costumes nor enough money for all the fabric you'll need.
I wish...I had the good fabric I need right now...
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Granted, but come Con time, its has moth holes.
I wish pokemon were real.
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^ granted it's the lame/scary ones, like Mr. Mime, and he wants to eat you in your sleep.
v I with I didn't have a calculus final tomorrow. ToT
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Granted. Instead you have an AP Statistics final tomorrow.
I wish I could sell some of this stuff...
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granted. . . all you get is one sen. (1/100th of a yen)
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you killed this just like i use too.
i wish i didnt spread wishing forgetness
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Granted, your stuck with it again.
I wish Giant, teenaged piloted robots existed (bad spelling)
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granted everyone gets one but you
i wish i had the original mnt dew game fuel
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granted. . .It is corrupt, water damaged, dusty, and someone spilled HCl on it.
I wish To be a famous Voice Actor.
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^ granted, but more than famous, you become INFAMOUS for doing all the obnoxious whiny characters that everyone hates.
I wish someone in the world made green Napoleon style bicorn hats; so I didn't have to figure out how to make them myself.
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Granted. . .They are so expensive, that no one can afford them.
I wish to find a usable wigcap for my cosplay.
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granted but people have been using it for other things.....
i wish songs weren't so short
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Granted, you die before the song gets through with the intro. . .It's that long
I wish that Kumoricon got its name changed to Amecon. On the account that Oregon is the rainy state
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Granted, ame-con begins; however, people become absorbed into 'trick or treating' due to ame also meaning candy in Japanese. The convention loses it's beautiful culture, fans, thus gradually disintegrating into a simple Halloween. :o (Hmm, halloween weekend wouldn't be bad, but not at the expense of our beloved K-con! ♥)
I wish I had red thread for my costume!
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Granted, but its completely they wrong type of thread, and its the wrong shade.
I wish my next wish will come true.
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granted but it turns horrible wrong and you lose everything
i wish i could be serious
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Granted, your so serious, no will ever smile at you ever again
I wish to figure out how to win the powerball.
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Granted, now you spend all your money on tickets, as so far, that is the only known way to win.
I wish I had the week off..
Don't you make a bicorn hat by taking a circle of material, setting it on a block ( head shaped piece of wood) and fold up the front and the rear? Using starch or something to keep it stiff. Sounds easier, and safer than shaving a bunch of beavers and dunking that in mercury, and forming it on a block.
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Granted, you lost your job. You get the week off, and next week and the week after that.
I wish that Vic Mignogna would respond to my email.
Added: I did get an Email from Vic.
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Granted it's hate mail, followed shortly by a restraining order.
I wish I had a working transporter machine.
Note - *shrug* An attractive Bicorn is really flipping hard to make from scratch, it's a napoleon hat, you know? Rounded hat caps are hard, and the shape is equally difficult. I've made normal hats before, but this...not so much. Granted, I'm also a perfectionist :D
Actually what I'm doing now is I bought a brown bicorn from a costume shop and I'm re-covering, which is also hard, but slightly less so. *Shrug* I do this to myself.
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Granted it's hate mail, followed shortly by a restraining order.
I wish I had a working transporter machine.
Note - *shrug* An attractive Bicorn is really flipping hard to make from scratch, it's a napoleon hat, you know? Rounded hat caps are hard, and the shape is equally difficult. I've made normal hats before, but this...not so much. Granted, I'm also a perfectionist :D
Actually what I'm doing now is I bought a brown bicorn from a costume shop and I'm re-covering, which is also hard, but slightly less so. *Shrug* I do this to myself.
I think this is why most people make them out of foam.
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granted but it only takes you to Kansas and only works to and not back
i wish i had real AT's
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Granted, you now have a lease of a transmission shop. There are quite a few AT's but mostly four on the floor manual transmissions, whcich the lot of need repairing by the weekend, or you will be sued and owed so much money, you will never be able to leave your parents house.
I wish more of us made nice little mistakes like the one above...
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granted but there is too many now no one can figure it out
i wish i had air gear AT's
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granted, but sadly gravity still applies ITRW. Crash and burn dude, crash and learn, er maybe not. ewwwwww
lol
I wish I had a giant robot that all you have to do is slam your arms back and forth and it does all sorts of complex maneuvers, like play pinochle, crack eggs, or bust heads...
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granted but it it always burst into flames and chrushes it own head and cracks open the cock pit
i wish a wish
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Your wish is the game.
I wish I knew how to win the Game
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granted but the rules change
i wish it was cool
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It's so cool now, like nobody is allowed in.
I wish I hadn't have run over that nasty dog poo with too little lawn left....
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Wish granted, now it's horse poo >.<
I wish True Blood was shorter!
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Granted! Now it consists of only one episode.
I wish I wasn't hungry...
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granted now you're disgustingly full and bulbous.
I wish I had more money...
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Granted, you have so much money that it fills up your house and you are trapped in your room, forever in solitude.
I wish I made every basketball shot!
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GRanted, but your defense is to horrible for words, so you don't make the team. SO much for college scholarships.
I wish it wasn't so chilly in here...
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Granted, but I get to come over there and make it cold again cuz it's freakin hot.. Humans can survive an Ice age. We cant survive heat though.
I wish it was cold!
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Granted, now it's about -4,000,000,000 degrees and you freeze to death before your heart can even stop beating.
I wish Silver (Sonic the Hedgehog) wasn't so stupid.
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Granted, but to make that happen we had to dumb you down. I hope you like Kindergarten again.
I wish I had more for my lunch just now..
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Granted, but you ate so much of it you just ended up puking it all back up.
I wish I was a diclonius!
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granted but now everyone launching missiles at your house
i wish people weren't jerks to me
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/granted, they all ignore you, and you lose all your friends.
I wish for my zits to go away for the rest of my life.
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granted instead you get giant irremovable moles
i wish i knew how to make microwave popcorn
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Wow. Ryan, how do you not know how to make microwave popcorn? THERE ARE EFFING DIRECTIONS ON THE BACK OF THE BAG!
Granted, but the popcorn tastes like throw up.
I wish Ryan wasn't so stupid!
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Granted, Your now stupid.
I wish for a fish that could make a wish if I fed it pocky.
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granted but it always ends up with you paying for the damages.
i wish zach wasn't an ass
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GRANTED, but then your both asses.
( God, whats up with you guys? Did one of you fart in the others face?)
I wish I had a nice double cheese burger in my hands.
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granted but its moldy
i wish zash was nice again
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granted, but now hes too nice and wont ever leave you alone due to the kindness of his heart
I wish i could fly
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Granted, each time you fly you loose 1 year of your life.
I Wish I could sew the ultimate Cosplay that fits me.
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Okay, but it's a Barney cosplay.
I wish.... I had a double cheese burger in my hands.. RIGHT NOW.
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yeah but now it's permantly grafted to your palms, so you can't actually eat it. Or do anything else for that matter.
I wish I had a red rider BB Gun.
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Wish granted, but you shoot your eye out while using it.
I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me.
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(haha I was so hoping for that response)
Granted, nothing good happens to you either. So now you live a terribly dull average boring life that no one cares about including yourself. You die old and lonely. :C (My, but I do get depressing around midnight don't I?)
I wish my house had airconditioning.
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GRanted but it comes with flashing lights and disco balls. You turn on the A/C, and BAM! instant disco! 70s music not included.
I wish it wasn't Monday already...
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granted, you have three hours till its monday
I wish It was next summer so i can go see my friend in Germany and go to a German Anime Convention, despite not knowing German.
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Granted: German go Nazi again. Have fun!
Wish I could go see Toy Story 3.
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granted, it's all you ever see for the rest of forever. you spend the rest of your life with you eyelids stapled open; duct taped to an auditorium chair and eating stale popcorn for forever. (YUM!)
I wish for a field of adorable cuddly puppies.
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Granted, they are made of cotton of candy, and dissolve
I wish the program that I used to make AMV's would stop crashing and going corrupt.
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granted now everything else chrashes and you lose every thing but the AMV making program
i wish my comp's internet worked
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granted, your computer no longer actually works. So, the internet, which would work if your computer would stop flashing the blue screen of death...is only hypothetical.
I selfishly wish Kaja and Phil, artists of The Girl Genius Webcomic were going to be at Kumoricon this year, instead of in australia being awarded fabulous things. DDDD:
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Granted, but you get sent to Australia to be part of Yahoo Serious' new film about kangaroos and beer. Sorry, you can't get out of it, it's in the contract.
I wish it was weekend already...
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Granted it is!!! However you know have a weeks worth of work to catch up on in order to meet the Deadline!
Oh and you now have allergies!!
You still ready for The Weekend? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR8jOJZERhs)
I wish I had an 07' GSXR 750
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granted. It's made out of cheese.
(*shrug* these things happen)
I wish I got to be on the muppet show.
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granted. you were kurmet.
i wish i could bring an awesome friend camping
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Granted but your friend wants to play Alec Baldwin, to your Canteen Boy. :o
www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/canteen-boy/93343/
I wish I wasn't so hungry today...
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granted, you become so unhungry that you lose weight and die.
I wish to become an awesome Voice actor
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granted but you suck so much at everything else you die in a car accident
i wish for tacos
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Granted. . . It was left sitting next to the toilet. . .
I wish that the starling chick would learn to fly so I can finally get my room clean.
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granted but it wont stay gone and it keeps coming back
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GRANTED you fail and kill the topic
I wish I understand the stuff in the class i'm in.
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Granted, but you get called to the principal's office for pulling all the stuffing out of the furniture.
I wish Bucket Stalker would forever more, ALWAYS remember to make a wish!!!
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yes but thats all he remembers to do. and his (her?) life is forever filled with minor accidents due to their faulty memory and overly optimistic outlook.
I wish...to go on a picnic...
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granted but your carried off by ants that eat you
i wish i wasnt stupid
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Granted, but people still call you a rocket scientist.
I wish I had some mortars for the 4th...
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granted but they are all duds and you get sued for possesion of dud mortars
i wish sisters wasnt an ass and let people set off fireworks
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Granted, your sister(s) are now brother(s) is an Ass.
I wish I won the lottery
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Granted, all of your "friends" now only call you to clamer for money, and old rivals who hated you in high school resurface to try and convince you that they saved you life once. You decend into a dark pit and vow to never interact with humans again, cursing the money that you had so previously pined for.
haha.
I wish things were simpler.
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Granted but you get eaten by Cloverfield. Simple death.
Wish Star Trek 2 was out already!
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Granted, but you are not allowed to see it.
I wish I could sleep >>
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granted you can't do anything else and you spend the rest of your life in a comatose state.
I wish I NEVER had to sleep so I could finish these two-face pants before tomorrow. T_T
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Granted but you all your body's functions fail for lack of energy and die.
I wish for another wish
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Wish Granted, but you wish for death on your second wish.
I wish I was super strong!
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Granted, but how are you going to get the limburger smell from out of your shoes?
I wish this stupid air conditioner would work right, or just not as well, it's FREEZING IN HERE< AND THE DOOR IS OPEN!
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Granted, but it then becomes so hot you shrivel up and die.
I wish I had every color nail polish :D
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granted, but it becomes impossible to find the color you want amid all the hideous ones.
I wish I had as much skill as I think I do :D
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^Granted, but everyone does too. Even the basement trolls.
I wish I was a man.
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granted. You get a small you-know-what.
I wish for a new bike.
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Granted, but it's too small for you.
I wish I had more spare time.
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granted, you are now homeless/jobless, you have as much time as you want.
I wish I could earn lots of money with hardly doing anything.
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Granted. The money goes to your head and you become self centered on getting more money. Your friends and family worry about you because you start o gamble all that money and buy useless expensive crap. Now your alone with all your money. Have fun.
Wish for more Ramen.
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Granted but you drown in a giant bowl of ramen.
I wish my hair was more co-operative.
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Granted, but now your armpit hairs grow 1/2 inch per day.
I wish I was on vacation...
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yes but your vacation includes a layover in some small bloc country where civil war erupts and everyone with your particular color of hair are executed on site. you manage to evade capture for seven years until the new government takes control, but when you finally get on a plane home, it crashes due to lack of maitenance during the war.
whoops.
I wish i wasn't miserably sick :p
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granted now your miserably healthy
i wish my bro didnt steal my swim suit
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That even fits him? WTF?
Um Wish granted, instead he steals your life!
I wish I could see the Killers live.
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granted but they exploded and the derbies crush you killing you.
(i got baggy swimsuit.and im about as tall as him.)
i wish i could finnaly get to sewing stuffs
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Granted but your bobbin always tangles :c
I wish I had a life.
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granted but its with out friends
i wish no one noticed i forgot this
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Granted but now everyone notices every small embarrassment in your life as well.
I wish I could get a boyfriend that looks good but also has common sense
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Granted but he has a really bad superiority complex. Enjoy.
I wish for a red shirt.
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granted but you put it in the wash with the whites and turn it pink
i wish my hat was finished
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Granted but you did it wrong and now everyone will ridicule you.
Oh god cosplayer's nightmare.
I wish for new shoes. Lots and lots of new shoes.
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Granted, but they are the ugly ones that iCarly wears.
Wish iCarly would 'splode.
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(HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE ICARLY???)
Wish granted, but the explosion ignites your favorite show's studio and fries all the actors to a crisp. That show is cancelled.
iWish Mentally Hilarious would not hate iCarly!
^ Aren't I clever? :D
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Granted but she doesnt like Star Tre- I TAKE IT BACK!!!! T^T (No you are not clever! Just hurtful!)
Wish I could meet Zachary Quinto!
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(I didn't mean to hurt your feelings! :-[)
Wish granted, and you have a wonderful time with him, until he goes missing. The police find his dead body and convict you to a life in prison :o
I wish there weren't adds during my Higurashi viewing time! ERRGGGHHHH!!!
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Granted but aliens steal all the Ramune and pocky. (lol I was kidding! No hard feelings!)
Wish i could have this T-shirt http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?startat=/getposter.asp&APNum=4174300&CID=36F271C4B1474C989B452445D58BD4AF&PPID=1&Search=&f=t&FindID=0&P=8&PP=8&sortby=PD&c=c&page=8
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^ Granted, but it came as size XSmall
v I wish it was cooler today...
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Granted but it is 20 degrees and you have no heater or blankets.
I wish I could meet a lot of new friends at Kumoricon :D
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Wish granted, you make so many friends you can't remember which one is which!
I wish Demetri Martin was more famous!
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Granted but...Aw...I don't want to corrupt this one...But his show is only on once a week.
I wish my mom would let me get a dog!
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Granted, your mom accidentally backs up over it thought...no surviving.
Wish for cookies!
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Wish granted.... they're poisoned.
I wish this wish wouldn't be granted!
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granted but now your wish that people you hate to die is granted and your get the chair
i wish my bike wont break
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Granted, but you lost it in a lake.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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granted but your drown on land
i wish i can go to con
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(I thought you could :o ???)
Wish granted, but on your way back, your car crashes.
I wish nine didn't have all these annoying accents! I can't understand what they're saying.
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Wish granted, but now YOU have the accent!
I wish I could have night vision...
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Granted but the tiniest bit of light now blinds you.
Wish I was better at origami.
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granted, all the origami you're good at is all the lame/ugly creatures.
I wish that I wasn't sick!!! (I wished for this already but I wish it AGAIN)
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Granted, but you are now allergic to air.
I wish for a hug.
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Granted but they refuse to let go.
I wish I could get a girlfriend who likes trying new things and doesn't abuse drugs for once.
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granted, she abuses you and steals your car
I wish for my skort to be done
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granted but it dosent look like a skort
i wish people wouldn't bother me so much
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Granted, instead you bother them all to death.
I wish Glee would come back faster!!!
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granted, this is it's last season, and now it's over before you know it.
I wish it wasn't so darn hot in my studio.
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granted, now everything is super cold and your blood freezes in your body.
I wish my hair was naturally straight. (its a natural afro*asian + afro = O_o*)
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Granted but now your hair can talk and constantly complains about how you chose it's sexual orientation for it. .___. lolpun
I wish I hadn't somehow accidentally become anorexic. (according to my mom and family)
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Granted but now you're faaaaaaaaaaaaaat
I wish I could cosplay rn.
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Granted, but that cosplay will kill 3 chinese babies in the making.
I wish I wasn't so hungry! :D
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Granted, but because you're not hungry you begin to throw up because of all the food you ate earlier.
I wish my Suzaku cosplay would be the best ever!!
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Granted! but once you got noticed for said cosplay, all the seams fell apart and you had to ask someone to help you fix it.
I wish I could help you fix said Suzaku cosplay. XD
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Granted, it ends up suckish.
I wish I didn't have to hand sew the Miniskirt for my Roy Mustang Cosplay.
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Granted! but! when you are finished with it, you realize the seams look bad and you have to go through and fix them.
I wish, That Oprah wasn't on my TV!
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Wish granted, she's on your head! OUCH!
Wish for more pizza!
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granted, it's special fermented anchovy; garlic vinager; and crap pizza. mmmm. Dericious
I wish I was a focused and committed person so that everytime I sat down at my sewing machine I didn't get destracted by video games; food; heat; etc.
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Granted but you become so focused on your next task you never divert you attention form it.
I wish I was a 4 ft. Blue talking Hedgehog that can run at the speed of light.
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granted, but you end up being really really slow.
I wish I had more Bias tape.
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granted you have inexaustable amounts in which you get tangled/lost.
You remain trapped in your bias-y jungle until well after you've been declared a missing person and the police have given up hope of ever finding you. By the time you emerge, you look like Robin williams in that one scene from Jimanji. Darnsies.
I wish my friends had no life, like me, so that they would come over and costume with me more often. (how sad is that?) :D
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Granted....no that's sad all by itself...no life....ouch.
Wish the snail in my garden could talk!
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Granted but after he says hello, your dad or mom comes and puts salt on him and he dies...
I wish I was so horrible at socializing with some people.
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Granted, but not you can't socialize with anyone!!! *gasp*
I wish that my cosplay would make itself
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Granted but your cosplay develops a mind of it's own and sneaks to see the world.
I wish for a pony.
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Granted, but it's a my little pony come to life, it can talk, and it's pmsing all the time
I wish my mom would order my cosplay today
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granted but she orders from the crap sites and you get ****.
i wish people still played the game
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Granted, but now we just all lost it
I wish that the tech theater at my school actually let us /make/ costumes instead of throwing them together
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granted, from now on, the only shows you do are all adorned in sparkle spandex.
(can I claim the victory, that my wish couldn't be corrupted? no, that's still sad :D )
I wish days were longer; so I had time to goof off AND be productive.
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Granted, but now you have to live in Alaska. In an igloo.
I wish someone would hire me.
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Granted, but it will be a job you hate
I wish I had more time
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Granted, but it all gets spent sitting around and being bored.
I wish healthy food tasted as good as non-healthy food.
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Granted but now the healthy food has the same calories as the non-healthy food, making your wish pointless
I wish I could kill this thread
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granted now everyone tries killing you
i wish no one killed this thread
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Granted, but now it will look like you messed it up
(Edits post)
I wish I was taller
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granted, but you are now freakishly tall and have to duck whenever inside.
I wish I had a bigger house.
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granted. its haunted.
i wish toasters were edible
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Granted, but you get herpes from them.
I wish it wasn't so hot outside.
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Granteed, it's hotter in your house.
I wish we had a zombie outbreak....
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granted. your the first to go.
i wish i would be a survivor not a zombie in an outbreak
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granted you are the only one, and therefore spend the rest of you're life living out of a walmart in a semi-insane state of constant paranoia.
I wish I loved vegetables. (so that I would eat them)
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granted now you only like vegetables.
i wish for not being able to be counted as insane
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Granted, your no longer counted for ANYTHING.
I wish for a 99 spec RX-7
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granted, but it's made of cardboard.
I wish that I could sleep more than 4 hours a night, but less than 12.
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Granted, but someone stole your bed.
I wish I could find things after I cleaned my room.
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granted, but it always to get stolen right in front of your eyes.
I wish for a job that didn't involve me getting dirty or smelly or dead.
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Granted, you are now a nude model for an art class. An art class filled with rude, obnoxious people that try to hit on you while you're naked.
I wish lawnmowers were quiet.
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granted, they don't work when off.
I wish I had straight hair.
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granted, you have a single straight hair. And nothing else.
I wish i had perfectly still hands. (vs. the shaky ones I have now)
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granted. . .They will never move again.
I wish I could go to Sakuracon next year.
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Granted, but they made Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers and Justin Beiber guests of honor.
I wish chocolate was not so addicting.
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Granted, but for some reason you still can't stop eating it.
I wish I was watching anime right now...
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Granted but it's the 4kids version of ONE PIECE!
Wish it was saturday already.
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Granted, it is now 11:59 PM on Saturday.
I wish people in this house didn't use up dishes so quickly.
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granted. . .they break them each and every day at 3:27 AM every day
I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.
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granted now you dont enough
i wish i knew japanese
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granted, Japanese instantly becomes a dead language and nobody speaks it anymore.
I wish I had free hotel accomodations forever.
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granted, the room is always a crime scene when you need it.
I wish I finished my painting for my aunt's birth day.
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granted, it's not what you meant to paint.
I wish I had more money in my account than I think I do. -_-
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granted the government gets suspicious and places wire taps cameras and mics every where
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You got a giant virus that made it so you wouldn't be able to kill the topic ever again . . .JK
I wish I knew everything i ever questioned.
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Granted, if you knew all that; you're head would explode like the alien's from Mar's Attacks when they hear polka music.
I wish people would stop sniping my Ebay bids for an N64
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Granted, you finally bid what it is worth to begin with!
I wish people paid attention to their driving when behind the wheel...
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Granted, but then you yourself are distracted while driving and crash.
I wish I could find new music to listen to easier.
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Granted, but the music is so loud you go deaf.
I wish I was a better driver.
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granted, Jaybug crashes into you, while distracted.
I wish I had infinite amounts of time and money for costumes.
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granted, everyone driving around you become horrible drivers.
I wish I could lose a couple of inches of stomach fat
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granted, you gain a couple of inches of face fat (euuuugh -_-)
i wish sleeping didn't take time.
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granted it gives time. Now you owe your boss so many hours of work if you want to get paid.
I wish this fly would go away....
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granted, but 200 hundred bees swarm you
I wish to be less lazy
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Granted, you are never seen in the K-con forums ever again. Man, that sucks.
I wish I had a better a better comeback than I made...
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granted, all your other comebacks are so horrible they imprison you
I wish I had millions of dollars to give to charities, and to buy cosplays.
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Granted, but the cosplays go to charity as well.
I wish I was more skilled at hand sewing.
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Granted, now you are incredibly gifted at making hands.
I wish I had an apple.
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Granted, but now you are snow white and there is no happy ending
I wish I could have more hubba bubba gum...watermelon flavor
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Granted, your room is now a sticky, pre-chewed, watermelon mess.
I wish I had more fabric, so I could make more plushies. :3
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granted, they're all really ugly and stare at you while they're sleeping.
I wish my family reunion wasn't on the same day as my friend's Bridal Shower (lots of driving for me!)
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granted your family never meets ever again
i wish i actually tried
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granted, you get so distracted by your trying that you never actually finish anything.
I wish I had a millian strawberry shortcake cookies (yuuuuum; We did not make nearly enough)
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Granted, but you get violently ill while eating them. You get so ill, in fact, that you never want to eat those cookies again.
I wish I could find a ride to Kumoricon.
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granted but you miss it and hitch hike.
i wish people didnt like robert patterson
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Granted, now instead all the girls like Kristen Stewart (spelling? XD)
I wish i had a Hikaru wig for OHSHC
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Granted, but it the most hideously styled wig imaginable.
I wish people would buy things from me.
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granted, they trick you into eating the profits.
I wish i had a free house.
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Granted, but it comes with homeless hairy hippies with fleas. It's up in the trees. There are no windows to guard against the breeze. You'll be on your knees as soon as first freeze.
I wish my wish granting was always with ease....
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Granted, you can no longer rhyme...ever.
I wish i had an ice pick
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granted you poke both your eyes out
i wish i had food
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Granted, but you never get anymore food ever besides the minimum to keep you alive and you are forever hungry
I wish i had vampire fangs
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Granted, you also get terminal garlic breath, you become the bane of your own existense.
I wish nonsense rhymes came true all of a sudden tonight, um at your house...
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granted, after they haunt me for a short while (they quickly regretted it and we became friends. They sent chocolate in a rather nice apology.) they move to you're house and haunt you as revenge for sending them to haunt me.
ahem.
I wish I wasn't allergic to mosquitos.
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Granted, you are now allergic to every fabric on earth except spandex.
I wish i had purple eyes.
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yes but they are the ugliest color of purple possible. no on can meet your eyes.
I wish I had every season of psych; x-files; star trek...and everyother show I like...
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Granted, but the disks are so horribly scratched that they won't play.
I wish I could figure out where I'll be staying K-con weekend.
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Granted, but the disks are so horribly scratched that they won't play.
I wish I could figure out where I'll be staying K-con weekend.
Granted. You're be rooming with a group of Star Trek fans that only speak Klingon.
I wish I could find a forum that doesn't have this game.
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Granted, you now hang out in Icelandic forums where you can't read that they actually have this game there, but are blissfully ignorant.
I wish my mother-in-law will go home this weekend.....
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Granted, you now hang out in Icelandic forums where you can't read that they actually have this game there, but are blissfully ignorant.
I wish my mother-in-law will go home this weekend.....
Granted! But she returns as 2010 Kumoricon starts and wants to go with you. LOL!
BTW-The Icelandic thing-wouldn't work, I have a good knowledge of germanic languages. If you had said Chinese or Arabic. Then it would've worked.
I wish my brother-in-law hadn't died last week of cancer. :'(
(If any of my amvs make the cut and win an award at KCon this year-I will dedicate it his honor)
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I wish that too. (my thoughts and prayers! I know how tough that is... cancer sucks.)
I wish my dad would find something more interesting to watch than antiques roadshow.
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Granted, he now watches only Internet porn. :o ::) :o
I wish my wife wasn't mad at me, for just way too many reasons, sigh.....................
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Granted, he now watches only Internet porn. :o ::) :o
I wish my wife wasn't mad at me, for just way too many reasons, sigh.....................
Granted! She becomes nice-perhaps to nice. And clings to you 24-7. Not a moment goes by that she isn't by your side. Hugging and smiling sweetly at you. Even at your work she does this. She can't get enough of you and at night. . .she becomes insatiable.
I wish I hadn't just wrote.
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Wish denied. Look dude, her son spent three months with us, and now her mother is working on three weeks. I could really use the attention. lol
I wish I could walk naked through my house again!!!
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Wish denied. Look dude, her son spent three months with us, and now her mother is working on three weeks. I could really use the attention. lol
I wish I could walk naked through my house again!!!
Granted! But as you start walking around, you feel someones hands grab your derriere. You turn to see who it is, only to find it's your mother-in-law. She gives you a wicked look and says-"Let's make (INSERT WIFES NAME HERE) jealous".
I wish I could visit Japan for my 50th Bday. (Would bring back as much anime and manga as possible for a few people here).
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Granted, but your trip goes down like MegaTokyo.
I wish I could sleep.
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Someone throws a Pokeball containing Shukaku and it painlessly enters your soul...but now you can never sleep unless you want it to come out and destroy the next city over.
I wish for a monster truck with repulsorlifts on the bottom to let it fly over whatever I don't wish to crush beneath my mighty mud tires!
_[]___,
(O)-(O)
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Granted, and it includes a sounds system that plays Turkey in the Straw while you drive, non-stop until the key is turned off.
I wish I either lived long enough to learn how to do everything I wondered at how it worked, or was able to learn it as fast as downloading a small computer program update...
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(Me too!) granted, you're data from star trek and suffer a lame death at the hands of crappy movie writers.
I wish my hand wasn't huge and swollen so I could work on my cosplays...
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granted but your hands are now so slippery you can't hold a needle.
I wish I could go to the fabric store.
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granted you get banned from there forever
I wish for awesome sewing skills
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granted your awesome sewing skills are limited to cross-sitches of creepy old lady cats.
I wish I had all the video game systems in the world that were good.
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Granted, but now you have no money at all, whatsoever.
I wish I had sewing skills.
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granted, but now you have to sew the cosplays of everyone at kcon. different one each day for each person.
I wish for more $$$$
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Granted, you now have a pocketful of Powerball tickets.
I wish I could leave now...
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Granted, you wind up in turkmenistan.
I hope I can find a good riddler cane base soon...
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Granted, but it's made out of chocolate!
I wish that I'd get a job today.
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Granted. Have fun being the new Aperture Science test subject! :P
I wish I was able to make my paper claws look real... -.-;
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granted. . .but moving them makes them self ignite into an inferno
I wish I didn't have uber cramps
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Granted, but you fail the audition to the new punk metal death thrash band you were hoping to join.
I wish I can win some money this weekend, or at least my wife does...
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granted. . .Now your wife leaves you with her new millions of $$
I WISH FOR UNDERSTANDING C++ AND TO BEAT IT
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Granted, you get a B--.
I wish it was time to go home...
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Granted, your house is burned down.
I wish I knew how to attach my Head spike for my Shiny Absol Gijinka.
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Granted, but it takes a trip to the emergency room, or the auto mechanics to to remove it.
I wish I was on vacation...
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granted you took a vacation to hell. dont forget to bring a lucky shot gun. you'll need it
i wish i could get over this cold i had since winter
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Granted, but you get pneumonia the next day.
I wish my Demyx wig would STAY STYLED! *has used a full can of hairspray and it still won't stay up*
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granted it gets stuck you your head and you cant take it off. have fun mullet person.
i wish i got to go to portland
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Granted. You go during a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! Better find some other survivors...
I wish I could fit my tent back into the bag it came in *has to take it down soon*
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Granted, but you'll never be able to take it out of the bag again! I wish I could find a plain yellow messenger bag for my Leaf cosplay..
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Granted, you steal one from a messenger who wasn't looking.
I wish this construction at work was already done, instead of having at least one more year to go...
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Granted, but your fired the week after returning to work. I wish I could have a say in the next pokemon game.
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Granted. But your game system dies before you get a chance to play it.
I wish my 16 pound cat would stop sitting on my laptop keyboard when I'm trying to use it.
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Granted. Your cat found a new favorite spot; Your head.
I wish my parents would stop looming over my shoulder when I watch Hetalia...
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Granted, but now they have implanted a track in your arm.
I wish I could be a comedian.
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granted but now everyone is bored of them
i wish i could finish my cosplays and have them look epicly amazing in time for con
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Granted, you now owe $2,000 to the costume department of the Portland Center for the Performing Arts.
I wish there was a good cosplay for an old geezer like me...
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Granted. . .But it is Uber Expensive
I wish It was September 2nd
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Granted, but you slept through the whole day.
I wish I knew how to make Xigbar's scar.(Make-up doesn't work :()
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Granted, but it looks like a pizza.
I wish I knew how to talk to my mom.
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Granted, but she talks so much you can't get a word in.
I wish I had a Pony. XD
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Granted. Ponies are usually really mean...
i wish I hadn't just watched Marble Hornets. (AKA, I wish I was smarter than to watch creepy stuff at night) Now I'm just a little paranoid and nervious.
<.<
>.>
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Granted. You watched The Human Centipede instead and proceeded to lose your dinner.
I wish I wasn't so stressed out.
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^ Granted. It's called TEA!
V I wish that FOX 12 meteorilogist Stephanie Kralevich would do the weather in a 2-piece bikini.
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^Granted, but as soon as she does the network goes bankrupt and fires her. v I wish that I could find some blackberries.
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granted they're 20 years old
i wish i would get to go to con
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Granted! But when you arrive you find out the ticket you bought from someone on Craig's List is a counterfeit.
I wish the dvds (complete collection) for the series Maison Ikkoku weren't so expensive.
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Granted, they have a five finger discount just for you.
I wish this week was over already...
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Granted, it's over at this moment, but it goes on repeat starting tomorrow.
I wish for Rocky Road ice cream :3
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Granted, but it's all melted and sticky. :(
I wish I had a crayon maker :3
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Granted, but the color you get is white. : D
I wish I could have a decent sleep pattern of 10 PM to 5 AM. ;-;
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Granted, as long as you live in Siberia.
I wish I had something to eat for lunch besides canned food...
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Granted, but you burn your fingers after you use it. (Used to have one, happened a ton.) I wish I could be on Wipeout.
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granted, you're the person who makes it only one round, and yet they make fun of you the whole rest of the show.
I wish I had a transporter machine to the fabric store and back.
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Granted, but the store is closed for a 6 month re-model
I wish I could fly
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Granted. I hope you enjoy your new bulky and uncomfortable 20-foot wings.
I wish that I could double jump. x3 *has been playing scout on tf2 all too much recently...*
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Granted. You test this out in a park under a tree and hit your head. Have fun with that Concussion!
I wish I knew where Silent Hill is. (I would be BSET FRIENDS with Pyramid head! :D)
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granted you get to go on a field trip and your left all alone and you cant leave and pyramid head never wants to hang out with you
i wish i wasnt distracted easy
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(Awwww. but I love Pyramid head.)
Granted. You are now only distracted by the color blue.
I wish I was a pirate/ninja/surfer.
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Granted, but because you're part Ninja, Pirates hate you, and because you're part Pirate, Ninjas hate you. (NO HALF-BLOODS! >:3)
I wish Portal 2 came out sooner!
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Granted, but both your computer and XBOX 360 get stolen.
i wish I had drawn this Icon better.
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Granted. But your have lost your hands in a freak accident and can never draw again.
I wish people weren't busy on Saturday so they could spend time with me on my trip to Portland...
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granted, but it is only people you can't stand, and they want to spend all day with you
I wish I could avoid boy drama!
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granted. now you cant avoid girl drama
i wish i wasnt so bored
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but now your are forever running from zombies until the day you trip and become one of them.
I wish I wasn't so tired from that bachlorette party last night :P
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Granted, but now you can never sleep again.
I wish I had Dragon Balls, so I could make a wish.
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Granted but you have Dragon Balls.... down there
I wish I would come on the forum more often
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granted but a narwal whiped every thing and all the ppl away on the forums
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sorry phone is dumb. i wish the the person im crushing on wil like me bak
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Granted, but then you literally crush them...With a boulder....
I wish I was a vocaloid. 83c
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Wish granted, but some people are so creeped out by you that they attack you!
I wish all of my cosplays looked great!
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Granted, I hope you like swarms of fangirls that won't leave you alone.
I wish I could find the right clips for this AMV I'm making...
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Granted, but they are of hirrble quality,
I wish I had someone to cosplay with me.
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granted they SUCK!!
i wish i had ride to Y/Y picnic
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granted they SUCK!!
i wish i had ride to Y/Y picnic
Granted, but the car broke down.
I wish I had a nice outfit for the kumori-ball
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Granted, but it doesn't follow the dress code and they won't let you in. AND DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WEREN'T GOING? HMMMMMMMM?
I wish for more money.
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Granted but you blew it all on a lottery ticket
and Im not going but my desision would change if i had something nice to wear but since I am so raggedy I cant XD
I wish I had some coffee
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Granted. You now have an abundance of coffee beans, but no way to grind them, and no water to brew it up.
I wish for cake.
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Granted. You now have an abundance of coffee beans, but no way to grind them, and no water to brew it up.
I wish for cake.
Granted but the cake is a LIE
I wish I had some nice pjs
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Granted, but they are 6 sizes too big.
I wish for a job.
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Granted but its at Mcdonalds scrubbing toilets with two hours a week
I wish for cooler weather
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Granted. You now live in Siberia.
I wish that I knew what I wanted to do with my life.
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Granted, now you wish for a different direction
I wish I wasnt so odd looking compared to my friends
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Granted, you are now a matched set. They all look like you now.
I wish my wife was speaking to me...
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Granted, but she can only speak French :3
I wish I could manage my hair better
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Granted, you are picked to be the stage director of the re-make of the Broadway Musical Hair!
Good thing the other language I speak is French.
I wish I had a witty reply as soon as I needed one...
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Granted, but now you can't say anything else but witty replies and everyone hates you at funerals.
I wish I had more Dr. Pepper
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Granted, it's from 1907. Have fun trying to drink THAT. :p
I wish it was snowing, instead of being so DAM HOT. UGH
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granted but then al the heat loven ppl would ban together and take you to the hottest desert and leav u stranded i wish i had more monster floats monster drinj and icecream is yummy
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Granted, but the ice cream in it is WASABI GINGER! (baskin robins had it, I tried it...Worst mistake ever.)
I wish I had more red spraypaint.
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Granted, you get it everywhere but where you wanted.
I WISH VEXEN WAS HERE!
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granted vexen is there eating all your food and stealing all your stuffs
i wish i was a ghost
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Granted, Mentally Hilarious kills you. Thinking you were a squirrel.
I wish I had some of Pots' tarts...
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Granted but they turn into PopTart's.
I wish I sugar for my Kool-aid I half made.
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granted but you are the sugar
i wish my hair wasnt evil
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granted...its not evil, but too lovey and chokes you.
I really wish I wasn't procrastinating right now.
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Granted, but you are working on your summer reading and end up not having time to complete your cosplay. (Mean, aren't I, Nyahaha? ;3)
I wish I could sew.
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(ouch that hurts...driving the cold hard truth in that i need to do the reading xD)
Granted. But you cant finish the summer reading because of all the sewing you are addicted to
(right back at you xD)
I wish that the ice cream guy would drive by...and give out free ice cream.
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(You're right. I need to as well. Dx)
Granted, but you are so excited that you run out in your Kaito costume and spill ice scream all over it, and no, stain-remover doesn't work.
I wish all of the chores were done.
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Granted, but it was only good enough for government work.
I wish I always balanced my checkbook properly...fudge
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granted but you always lose your checkbook and find it with all teh checks gone.
i wish i had time and money to finish my cosplays
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granted, but now you don't have the attention span to actually complete them
I wish dinner was ready...
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granted its leather burnt ass bacon with meatloaf with a strange cream filling
i wish it was raining cool water
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Granted, but it's so cold it starts snowing.
I wish I could sleep well tonight and wake up at six AM. :3
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granted, but you wake up at 6am on thursday
I wish my sewing mess was all cleaned up...
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granted but u made a bigger mess cleaning it up i wish my nails would dry
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GRanted, but next time DON'T be using the propane torch! You won't have to go to the hospital the next time you do your nails.
I wish I had more money than month left....
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Granted, but only get about a penny more. Plus tax.
I wish I was an expert sewer.
-
Granted, but your machine still likes to break needles and mess up on you.
I wish I was able to draw like Jhonen Vasques!
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Granted, but then your hands fall off.
I wish I could ride a bike with one hand.
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Granted, this is because you now only have one hand.
I wish I had A/C at my house.
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Granted, but it only cools the house down by one degree.
I wish I didn't have to go to school in two weeks! :(
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(totally worth it, and ME TOO)
Granted, you have to go to juvie 0_0
I wish I could pause time at will without growing older.
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Granted, you don't know how to un-pause and the internet doesn't work.Phail
I wish the Spaghetti would cook faster.
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granted, you now have a 5,000 watt microwave oven. Just hurry up with those paper towels before your oven short circuits, and starts a kitchen fire.
( You could use a pressure cooker)
I wish it was tomorrow, right now!
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Granted! But then some weird rip in the time space continuum destroys the earth, and the Aliens that come and save you wont make you go forward anymore.
I wish, I had my 200 dollar boots I'm going to save up for after kumo!
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granted they're 2 sizes too small. and fall apart if human skin makes contact
i wish i had 120 dollars in time for kumo
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Granted!
But you loose like 25% of it to a hobo the day of. (D: God that would suck!)
I wish I had my sexy goal hair cut for kumo.
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granted but it comes to life and eats your brian
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^ AHHHH!
D: I WISH MY HAIR DIDN'T EAT MY BRAIN!
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Granted, now i eats your FACE!!!
Wish for a Kogan!
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(I'm not sure what that is!) :D Granted, but then something vaguely horrible happens to it.
I wish, that I had all the stuff I wanna get done, done.
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granted but then narwal comes and destroys evry thin. i wish i had the nerve to ask a person out
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granted, they agree, and you go out to a wonderful place, then he turns out to be a boring creeper. (is there such a thing? Apparently!)
Sad day.
(just ask them, it's not so bad if they say no. Just be nice and friendly and casual. Or better yet, really get to know them and be comfortable with them first. It's all part of the process :D )
anywho.
I wish I wasn't crampy and ugh. I hate female hormonal processes. :P
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^ (agree with you)
Granted! But once those hormones are all gone, you get a mustache.
I wish could honestly give up junk food.
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Granted, you develop severe withdrawl, and spend days in a shuddery sweaty pile before giving up the ghost.
(ps. If I had a mustache I would go for a handle-bars...)
I wish I had no need for sleeping...
-
Granted, you die after 11 days.
I wish I has more classes with my friends.
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granted, it's advanced linear calculus. Your soul shrivels up and dies.
I wish I wasn't so sleepy...(I'm doing an adventure race today, awakness might help...)
-
Granted, but now you can not sleep for the rest of the year and you run off adrenaline 24/7.
I wish it was 7 PM (today, Sat. 21st, 2010).
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Granted. But once it comes around, a terrible accident happens and you die.
(But I still love you even though that sounds terrible~<3)
I wish I lived in Vancouver. (Closer to K-Con, friends, and no housing taxes. :P)
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granted but you completely forget about cosplay, your friends and all you're friends there forget you.
I wish I didn't have to clean my room
-
Granted, but instead, your brother cleans it, making even more of a mess, and the consequences are yours.
I wish I could decide what to do for my K-con schedule.
-
Granted, every thing goes drastically wrong.
I wish I have a life-time supply of Cupcakes!
-
Granted, but by the time they are shipped to your house they have all gone bad.
I wish summer was over...
-
Granted, you get locked up in the state mental hospital, and never see the light of day evarr again.
I wish I could only show up for 8 hour shifts, and no more 12s...
-
Granted, but you get paid minimum wage
I wish I had a date to the ball
-
Granted, you brought two dates and three figs. You are only missing a few flakes to make a complete granola! What nuts? You are a nut.
I wish I had time off this week...
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Granted, but you find yourself vegging out all week, bored and wishing you were back at work.
I wish I could do something productive.
-
Granted, but every body hates you
I wish I ruled the world
-
Granted, but then there's mutiny and you are overthrown in five minutes.
I wish food didn't cost money.
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Granted, but now all food tastes like computer chips.
I wish I had an income right now :(
-
Granted, but you go and spend it frivolously.
I wish I had something to do. xD
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Granted, now quit slacking off, time is money you know!
I wish I had a job that had better management...
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Granted, but you want too kill your self cuz of all the stress
i wish i had a Girafarig
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Granted, the chomper looking tail eats your puppy.
I wish I had more clay.
-
Granted, but yo didn't know it self hardened in 1 second
wish i could go too sleep
-
Granted, you fall asleep in the middle of the floor and get yelled at by your dad.
I wish I could draw anthros/animals better.(I totally suck at drawing)
-
Granted you can draw but then lose all your fingers in a freak accident! Oh noes!
I wish my cosplay minions lived next door so I could do fittings quickly and easily
-
Granted, but they lost all memory of cosplay and became LAWYERS!
I wish I knew some cool Parkour moves, and could perform them perfectly.
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Granted, but when you show them off no one is impressed cuz every on can do them now
i wish i lived i the city
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Granted, welcome to Kabul, Afghanistan!
I wish I could time travel...
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Granted, but you can only travel to events that cause you great pain or anguish.
I wish I could go to Southern Oregon and see a very special girl <3
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Granted, but that "very special girl" turns out too be a boy
i wish i could think of some thing too wish for
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Granted, and thank you for playing, buh-bye now.
I wish I was home now...
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Granted. But you're met with an overflowing toilet to fix.
I wish my cat wasn't such a bully...
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granted but now ur cat is a big puss
i wish i kumoricon was here
-
granted, you died a week ago due to a freak ice-cream-truck-gone-amok type accident.
I wish I wasn't having some kind of asthma issues o_0
-
Granted, it's actually walking pneumonia.
I wish I knew what I really wanted to eat for dinner...
-
Granted. But you're all out, and all the stores are closed!
I wish my apartment allowed more pets...
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Granted! Your neighbors got a Greyhound and Mastiff that won't shut up at night.
I wish time would pass by quicker...
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Granted! Now you are 60 and have no hair and need pre chewed food.
I wish i could go to sleep at a normal houre
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granted, but the "normal houre" tuners out too be the loony bin
i wish i was 21
-
granted they raise the drinking age to thirty-something, and that keeps out out of clubs and away from alcohol. whoops.
I wish my friend would hurry up and get out of the shower! >:O
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Granted but your friend took a mud shower and smells like a hobo
i wish i had a dragon
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Granted, but he's so large he accidentally crushes you under his foot when he's playing with you.
I wish my wig would fit better...
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Granted, but it fell into a vat of hairspray and is now unfixable.
I wish the zombies would HURRY UP AND GET HERE ALREADY! >.>
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granted but then they realize you dont have a brain
i wish i had my boots
-
Granted, but then they ended up being shipped to another house in your area.
I wish I HAD MAH BOOTS! 8D
-
Granted, but then they ended up being shipped to another house in your area. (Don't pick on mah Luxord)
I wish that Luxord could come up with better comebacks.
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Granted. He uses them all on you and you get so agitated at him you end up killing him.
I wish I had ordered my costume contacts weeks ago. [/sigh]
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Granted, but the plain that is carrying your costume crashes into you house
i wish i had a money tree
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Granted but then it turned out to be counter fitted money.
I wish I had a GOOD air conditioner.
-
Granted, one just fell off the truck, and for you I have a deal you can't refuse.
I wish all our new stuff at work, worked as advertised...
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Granted, but now you can not get though your frount door cuz of all the stuff and there is a tornado coming
i wish i had i car that never broke
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Granted, but then you realized you broke everything else you need to drive a car, including arms, legs and HEAD. v.v sad.
I wish My family wasn't off having fun at the river when I'm stuck at home alone and bored, and hot...
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Granted, but you jumped into the river and sweeped away to the kraken
i wish that there is no summer
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granted, now every one hates you
i wish i had my Xigbar
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Granted, but I kill you.
I wish Xal-xal was a girl, because he would be ~fabulous~♪
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granted but then she would want nothin to do with you. I wish thursday would come so L can give me sugar
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Granted But you never get the sugar
I wish my wig worked out and was not falling apart.
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GRANTED!
JUST GRANTED BECAUSE ITS CLOSE TO CON AND YOU NEED IT TO BE NOT FALLY APARTY!!!
I wish their was more to do on this little lappy.
-
Granted but I get the lappy
I wish for my cake to be full of awesome.
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granted, but then you couldn't eat it, because you would get awesome poisoning.
I wish my nose wasn't so irritated.
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Granted but then your nose falls off.
I wish my knee's were better.
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Granted but then you walk our legs off
i wish i had a unicorn
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GRanted, but then the horn fell off.
I wish I had the drive to do something.
-
Granted you had the Drive to do something (go back too school)
i wish that had some thing 2 drink
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Granted, but I hope you know the poison hotline.
I wish more people hang around the forums AFTER THE CON!!!
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granted, it's all the stupid people. (I think I just insulted you and myself. <.<)
Iwish my friend could unstress, calm down, and just get things done.
(She doesn't have THAT much left to do, but stress is getting in the way of productivity...I hate it when that happens)
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Granted, you suddenly remember to BREATHE!
I wish I wasn't getting up in the morning with stuffed up sinuses...
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granted but you wake with a stuffed heart(replaced with urs)
i wish that i ha 10000000000 muny
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Granted, but what are you going to do with all those Monopoly board games now?
I wish I had taken some aspirin earlier...
-
granted, but then a few hours later, your headache or pain came back and you had to take another one.
I wish my eyes weren't so droopy.
-
Granted, now you have creepy freaky super-gigantic staring eyes.
I wish that I could find good temporary hair dye. Everything I've tried has failed hard. Now I'm stuck and annoyed >:C
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Granted but its not the right color =( sorry
i wish i could fly
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Granted but you fly into a glass factory and get deep cuts all over
i wish i can teleport
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granted u teleport into Ls office and he gets a restraining order on u. i wish i had a monster
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Granted but then it eats u
well on other sides wish too be a forecaster
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granted, you alway forecast incorrectly. And then you get stuck in this "groundhogs day" paradox
I wish...for a personal valet.
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Granted, but he's a creepy old guy, just like me! lol
I wish I could afford a gardener...
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Granted but they all fail you before you try
i wish i did't have too train my puppy
-
Granted, but then the person that does train him, trains him to be a killing machine.
I wish my stomach wasn't so bleh when I first wake up in the morning.
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granted but now your stomach digest super duper fast
i wish Hetalia was real
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Granted! Except the world all dies because Italy (the character) is retarded.
I wish Johnny the Homicidal maniac wasn't real, because i"m sure their is someone out their that can kill like he does.
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granted but that "someone out their that can kill like he does" kill
i wish that my room was clean
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So does everyone else! WIsh granted! Your room is out in the back yard with FIDO painted on it.
I wish I had a cookie right now!!!
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granted. It's a dog cookie! (liver and cheese flavored! yum!!!)
I wish I wasn't getting sick
-
Granted, everyone in your family gets sick instead, and YOU have to take care of them.
I wish I didn't have insomnia! It gets annoying.
-
Granted but you sleep all the way through the con.
I wish I had something good to eat right now...
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Granted! It's delicious! Then you notice the dead rat in the box...
I wish I had more DUCT TAPE! IN ALL COLORS! :D
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Granted but now you cant remember were the door is to go eat dinner
I wish my sister would stop being stupid
-
Granted, but then she out smarts you all the time
I wish i had a better computer
-
Granted, but to do this you have been removed to a future time, 500 years into the future. And your new computer thinks you are a barbaric nincompoop.
I wish I could see the future...
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granted but then you kill your self cuz the future is honorable
i wish i a fun game to play
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^^ total time paradox
Granted, this game is way fun, but it encompasses the soul of a 5000 year old demon witch who then makes residence in you game system and then you home. You are now ground zero for the latest B-horror movie.
I wish I could be healthy by the time con rolls around.
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Granted (what do you mean by health??? like skinny or eat health food ) well what ever im not going 2 corrupt ur wish cuz its almost con!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wish i had a pony
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Granted. It's a ZOMBEH PONY!
I wish I had something to do...
-
Granted, but then you finish what it was and you are bored... again.
I wish josh would hurry up ( though that is wishful thinking.)
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Granted but now josh hats u
i wish i had some pocky
-
Granted. But it's all crushed to bits.
I wish my cat wasn't such a spoiled little brat... (the store's been out of his favorite treat for 2 weeks now and he turns his nose up at any other treat...)
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Granted, now he eats EVERYTHING! Including your couch cushions!
I wish that I had a ferret/weasel/stoat mix! :D
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Granted but your mom got the ugliest one she could find
i wish i had my Girafarig gijinka dune
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^(I'm sick, I wish I was healthy :D)
Granted, nobody knows what you are.
I wish I was more motivated at the moment...
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granted but it only lat a moment
i wish i could cosplay England (Hetalia)
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Wish granted, but everybody mistakes it for Germany.
I wish I wouldn't have wasted 5 hours of my life on pointless things.
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granted but now you wasted the 5hrs on a pointless game
i wish i was a real nobody that Sora cant kill
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yes but then you are sad and soulless
I wiiiisssh, I had some more time to pull together the music for the panel I'm in.
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granted but u pul so hard u nolonger have use of your arms. i wish the temp. was just right all the time
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Granted but then u kill ur self cuz u r always the same
i wish i had more things to cosplay as
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Granted, now getting the all the stuff together... that's another story.
I wish I knew how to make a Portal gun...
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Granted, GLaDOS isn't happy.
I wish I could actually wake up early.(School starts TUSEDAY, that day after con ends.)
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Granted. You wake up at 1:00 am every day.
I wish I could find a quick way to make some money.
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Granted now u r a every-thing tute (from Demyx time 14 lol)
i wish i 2 day wasn't soo gloomy
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Granted now u r a every-thing tute (from Demyx time 14 lol)
i wish i 2 day wasn't soo gloomy
What the hell is a 'every-thing tute'?
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its when u get paid for every thing u do
i wish for a bigger house
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granted it's got the girl from "The Ring" living in your TV and making snide comments about your weight.
I wish I didn't have a cold!!! >:C
I DON"T HAVE TIME FOR COLDS
:D
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Granted but now u are burning up hot and dont have any sickness
i wish i could smile LOL
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Granted, now you can't stop smiling because you overdosed on Botox.
I wish I didn't have to go back to school in 1 week.
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Granted. You have to go to school in 1 day. With no winter or spring breaks! @-@
I wish I could find this freaking room that I need to get to in Silent Hill 3! << The riddle difficulty is normal so I'm lost.>>
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Granted, but when you enter the room your killed off.
I wish i didn't have to work the next three days.
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Granted but now u work ur whole inter life (24/7)
i wish i had a glass of wine
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Granted that Wine turned to Vinager.
I wish it was Thursday night.
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Granted, but it's next thursday, the one after Kumoricon
I wish I wasn't busy tomorrow so I could shoot my BB-Guns!
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Granted but be carefully or ♪You'll shoot your eye out!♪
I wish my sister wasn't getting married during con. >:c
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Granted but now she gets married on ur b-day
i wish i wasn't grounded
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granted, now you've been deported, you illegal alien, you.
I wish I didn't have to walk around portland because all my friends want to tonight. (ugh, four hours in a car and now they wanna go frolik. I just wanna sleep. -_-)
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Granted, but they leave without you on the ride back.
I wish I had contacts.
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Granted... You get and infection in your eyes from them and you end up going blind.
I wish I lived in Portland, not WA
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Granted, you now live in Portland, Maine.
I wish I had more gay guy friends to go shopping with!
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Granted, but they have horrible taste. :c
I wish tomorrow the off topic posts counted toward post count. C:
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Granted, they count as negative!
(because you said my gay guys would have horrible taste!)
I wish I had a waterproof phone with a full keyboard.
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Granted, but you decided to see if it's also fireproof. It wasn't. I wish I wasn't so indescisive.
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granted, but then you can't really decipher what it means to be indecisive.
I wish all my senior paperwork was taken care of. >3<
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granted. But you had to repeat your Freshman year, again. Something got lost in the paper shuffle.
I wish it was the first Wednesday in November already.
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granted but its 11:59:59.99 pm
i wish school was over with
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What time do you go to classes? School is long over with, for today. Wake up and go home!
I wish I had more to eat for my lunch today than a large can of soup. Like maybe a roast beef, or a pizza, or lobster, fish and chips?
I'm fine with 11:59 pm, at least the voting nightmare will be over with!
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granted but its 20 years since killed and was cooked today
i wish for good cookies and potatoes
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Granted, but a friend of yours comes over and eats them all! D:>
I wish that my chemistry class was easier and more interesting...
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granted, you start dating in there now.
I WISH I had a gamestop 60 dollar giftcard.
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Granted, but they do not accept cards with over $20 in value.
I wish I had more money than month...
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granted but all the prices for everything get jacked up.
i wish i had better nachos
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Granted, but you are now highly allergic to liquid cheese.
I wish I had a sewing machine, and knew how to use it.
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granted, and it only cost $99 bucks at Sears. I hope they can reattach your fingers now. That will cost a whole lot more. Maybe you shouldn't have assumed you knew everything from looking at the pictures in the manual, eh?
I wish we could all just get along....
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granted, then everyone starts having babies and we slowly die for lack of food and space
i wish i could go to every country in the world
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granted but you get every sickness from them.
i wish i could take my contacts out
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Granted, but when you do, you find that your eyes are a pastel pink. Oh noes!
I wish that I had the will to animate. I just don't want to anymore. :c
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^ Granted, but you get nowhere because the economy has forced you to look for a different job.
V I wish that I could go to the Super Bowl this year.
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Wish granted, but you are trampled to death by rabid Football Fanboys.
I wish Disney Channel would have better commercials.
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GRanted. I hope you like commercials that are geared for the sophisticated upper crusts type. You know, like commercials for the opera, symphony, lectures, over priced lawyers, that don't go chasing ambulances.
I wish I didn't get up at 5:30am...I work until 11pm.
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Granted but you sleep so long that society has died off.
I wish for the worst possible thing ever!
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^ Granted. Barack Obama is President forever. Thanks...
V I wish the San Francisco Giants would LOSE!!!
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Granted but after this lose they win every game they win from here until eternity.
I wish for.......crap I have every thing I want. ^^;
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hmm. granted you get crap in the shape of everyting you have
i wish school was more interesting
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Granted but now you become a nerd :D
I wish i didnt have chrones disease
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Granted, now you have a Zombie Disease!
I wish people wouldn't boot me off Left 4 Dead all the time for no reasons :P
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Granted now your always surrounded by zombies ;D
I wish i had something good to eat
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granted but your desthly allergic to it
(already kinda a nerd by my school )
i wish i had more courage (or a gun by futurama standards)
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Granted, but know you have to fight Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris in a fist fight.
I wish that I had a boyfriend.
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Boyfriend Granted but he has RABIES.
I want my birthday to be over with already
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Granted, but all your presents were stolen by me.
I wish I was prettier.
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Granted, but now you become the Angry Princess from 13 Ghosts and kill yourself
(good movie is good)
I WISH ARIZONA WOULD MAKE BETTER TEA. (cept the black and white one...that one is good.)
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^granted but you have no taste buds!
I want a girlfriend xD
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Granted, but she's either Chise from Saikano or Lucy from Elfen Leid.
I want a third political party that's not bought-and-paid-for by the corporations and the rich.
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(Hey Me Too!)
Granted, but the party is made by a psycho and wants a communist government.
I wish I had an iPad.
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Granted, but it's not the kind of pad you want. ;)
I wish I had people to sponsor me for the Miss Oregon Teen 2012 pageant.
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Granted, but you get last place and end up feeling worse for it.
I wish i had no wishes.
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granted but then an amry of zombies appear outside of your house bleh
i wish i could have a secret zombie apocalypse emrgency kit in my room complete with guns food and food. and a working impala
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Granted, but you will be killed in said Zombie Apocalypse before you are able to reach it.
I wish KGW didn't mis-pronounce my name.
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Granted but they give you a new name and pronounce that one wrong.
I wish that I had more time to finish my projects.
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Granted, now you spend eternity in a timeless void, always with this forever due-date hovering over your head. Always there. Looming. and being stessfull...
(that's somewhat terrifying actually 0_o)
I wish that I would get into college! *crosses fingers*
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Granted but it's a D-standard college and the degree is worth nothing
I wish that I could actually somehow manage to go to Kumoricon this year.
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granted you manage to get there, get in the elevator to get up to your favorite room and the elevator breaks down. For All. Three. Days.
It was known as the "great 'elevator catastrophy of '11"
I wish I wasn't so tired -_-
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Granted, but you never sleep again and go insane from lack of sleep.
I wish I didn't have to deal with family drama.
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Granted, but now YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAD
I wish I could go on a timey-wimey adventure through space and time.
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[sounds good to me.]
granted, but you get stuck in a time period you hate and cannot get out, even with a Tardis.
I wish that I could get my cosplay finished finally.
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Wish granted but the cosplay gets ruined during con.
I wish i could hangout with my girlfriend on friday
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Sorry, you will have to hang separately. Dang crooks!
I wish I was already quit from smoking.
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Granted, but soon after being clean for while, you get addicted to heroine.
I wish I could sleep til freakin 4 in the afternoon!
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Granted, You sleep until 4pm on the final day of the last Kumoricon ever.
I wish that I lived in Denton Texas. Because I know where Sonny Strait lives.
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Granted, but Frank N. Furter kidnaps you and takes to to Transsexual Transylvania. He stitches together you and Eddy to make a whole new man out of you.
I wish I didn't' have to work so much over time the next two weeks, but still got to take home the money...
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granted you get laid off
i wish i had some good nothing wrong with it vanilla ice-cream
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Granted, your mother buys you an ice cream maker, and a vanilla bean.
I wish I could on vacation to someplace other than La Crescent, Minnesota.
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Granted. . .it Monopoly Money.
I wish people didn't think that I was a Guy via my screen name.
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Granted, they now think you are a nasty little old lady, who drives like a bat out of hell.
I wish I had a better wish...
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granted. but then the result of that wish is not granted.
i wish opening night could be tomorrow.
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Granted, you break a leg in your sleep tonight.
I wish my tummy felt better...
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Granted, but now your head hurts.
I wish I didn't have math homework.
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Wish granted, but then you have over 200,000,000 pages of english homework.
I wish I had a longer attention span.
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Granted, it's now up to 2.765 microseconds! Hurray!
I wish this new construction at work was over already...
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Granted, but since they hurried to finish it, everything falls apart.
I wish my little sister would stop practicing the piano really loudly in the next room over.
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Granted, she practices it in the same room.
I wish I could jump into anime fandoms at will.
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Granted, but the fandom police arrest you for vagrancy.
I wish I could just have my groceries delivered...
Note: It's falling apart anyway, "lowest bidder" ya know.
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Granted, but all they'll deliver is prune juice and rotten asparagus.
I wish Copics were less expensive.
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Granted, but now your copics have co-pays.
I wish I had something besides my wife's meatloaf for dinner/lunch today...
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Granted, you get sawdust instead.
I wish I had more than seven classes in a school day.
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Granted, but know you have school 24/7/365.
I wish I could read boys' minds while remaining a girl.
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It only takes an hour of hearing "Wow, nice @#%$", "I'd sure like to $@#$ that #%%", and general egotistic crap to make you wish you couldn't... but you're stuck with it and can't turn it off.
For the millionth time (but the first time on this board), I wish I had a time machine.
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Granted, but it broke mid time travel and now you're stuck in the time of Jack the ripper and become one of his many victims.
I wish my scalp wasn't so itch.
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Granted, now some private areas inch.
I wish I could be an epic voice actor.
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I hope your ancient Greek has gotten better. 'Cause now you are a voice actor that does Greek Epic poetry for those books on tape thing. People also start calling you Homer, because you read him all the time for your job.
I wish I get rid of my hiccoughs
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Granted. You're "hiccoughs" are replaced with hiccups!!!
I wish that Aaron Rodgers, Reggie Bush, Jeremy Shockey, Ed Reed, and Julius Peppers would be traded to the Seattle Seahawks.
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Wish granted but the team becomes worst.
I wish i could understand girls random changes
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^ Granted. You have fallen into the Spring of Drowned Girl.
V I wish that this next wish would happen to the person who replies to this post.
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^ Granted, but it's me who turns into a girl whenever you splash me with cold water. Now there's a wish corruption for you. (^_~)
V I wish I were a lot better at fulfilling what the people I care about need.
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^ Granted, but it will cost them an arm and a leg, literally.
V I wish this day would never end.
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^ Granted, but now you're trapped in Groundhog Day. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog_Day_%28film%29)
V Hoping for a corruption that's related to the original wish: I wish I were a lot better at fulfilling what the people I care about need.
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Granted, but you do realize you now care about what others think?
I wish I didn't have to go through another week...
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Granted, but now you're dead :P
I wish Justin Beiber would stop living.
-
Granted. But he would come back as a zombie and feed on your flesh.
I wish I get a really good grade on my paper.
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Granted, with a couple of shims, it's a level grade now, suitable for building your dream house.
I wish I had packed a better lunch today...
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granted, only instead of eating your lunch it eats you.
I wish the quadratic formula would be assasinated
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Granted, but now you have to solve all of your quadratic equations without it.
I wish more people I know were going to Sakuracon.
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Granted, but it turns out that they hate ur guts
i wish i could have a bunny that poops out jelly beans
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Granted, but you have to feed it dollar bills.
I wish I had a snack right now...
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Granted but its cockroaches (thats what u get for making me feed my bunny dollar bills)
i wish i had some thing 2 do
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Granted, but you have to go clean out your gutters.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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granted but you get too clingy and they leave u 4 me
i wish i was a killer unicorn
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Granted but you get killed by an angry Scotsman who's terrified of unicorns.
I wish I didn't have to clean my room today.
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Granted, you now have to clean everybody elses rooms.
I wish this wish wouldn't get corrupted.
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Granted, but now every other wish you ever make gets corrupted.
I wish I didn't typo so often.
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granted but everyone thinks ur a weirdo!!!!!!
i wish u cod cuss on the forms
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Granted, you slut. Now all the other non cuss words are bleeped out
I wish I had a laptop as BA as me desktop.
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Granted, but it breaks down and you have to pay $10,000 to get it fixed every time you click on something.
(Dude, everybody already thinks I'm a weirdo. Cos I am.)
I wish everyone in the world used proper grammar.
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grated but u dont so u get looked at like ur a loser
i wish i had a life
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Granted, but now you don't have a head.
I wish my best friend wasn't sick anymore.
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Granted, you're sick now.
I wish that Luxord would actually type full words.
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Granted, but now i am really annoying
I wish my sis as cooler
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Granted, now everyone wants to talk to her instead of you.
I wish dinner was ready.
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Granted, it's slops.
I wish I could get my navel pierced.
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Granted, but you have to get a three-inch gauge.
I wish my dad would stop making ironic commentary on Katy Perry videos.
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granted but shes now his role model
i wish i didn't have to make a salad
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Granted, you now have to make about 4,000 salads all for your idol.
I wish I could go to Sakura-con :/
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Granted, but now your a zombie
I wish I had a bunny
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Granted, but now your a zombie
what a matter with being a zombie???
Granted, but it turns out to be from Soviet Russia so ur its pet
i wish i had a goldfish
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granted, but it's a dead gold fish.
I wish I had more time.
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Granted, but u dont want it
I wish i had more friend in Silverton that go to k-con
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^ Granted, but now you can never be in silverton EVER again.
V I wish I had more dried cantaloupe
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granted but it some how is molding (really really bad >:( :o )
i wish i had more anime to watch
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^ granted, but it's all badly animated.
I wish I had a aardvark
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Granted but it eats ur face off
i wish i had bunch of pink neon duck tape
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granted, but it hates you
I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted.
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Granted, but you only have one and you waste it on wishing for a box of Lucky Charms.
I wish broccoli tasted better.
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granted, but everything else taste like broccoli
I wish people had a higher opinion of lucky charms.
-
Granted, now everyone has at least 5 holes in their teeth.
I wish I could eat a fresh hot meal for lunch instead of warmed over leftovers...
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granted, but its nasty
I wish you were female
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Granted, now I am a protected species! They can't fire me for that!Bwa HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I wish you had a pimpmobile...
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granted, but now its raining men
I wish it would rain men
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Hallelujah it's raining men. But they all look like my avatar.
I wish the 70s would go away, and stay way.
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Granted, but its now the 60's
i wish i had more strawberrys
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granted, but I stole them all
I wish I had whip cream
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Granted, but it turns out to be used cuz i stole me stawberrys back and dipped them in it
I wish i could share my tofu strawberry smoothie with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Granted, you are elected president during an economic downturn, and strawberry tofu smoothies for the world are your idea of an economic stimulus package. Needless to say, you are assassinated the day after the smoothies are handed out.
I wish I was watching anime right now...
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Granted but its beyblade
i wish i had an awesome game to play
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granted but you already beat it five times
I with I had mashmellows
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Granted but you found them in ur air vent so there old and stiff
i wish for England's unicorn
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granted, but its just a horse with a carrot on its head.....but it ate the carrot some um its just I horse.......and in all truth its a donkey...
does it annoy you when you open the wrong side of the chip bag?
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There's a wrong side?
I wish I didn't know there was a wrong side to chip bags...
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I'm sorry. I can't grant that.
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I wish I didn't know there was a wrong side to chip bags...
Granted, but Jinx told u again
i wish i a giraffe that i count lose
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I wish I didn't know there was a wrong side to chip bags...
Granted, but Jinx told u again
i wish i a giraffe that i count lose
Granted, but... umm... ano...
I wish I could decipher the above wish so I could respond to it.
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I wish I didn't know there was a wrong side to chip bags...
Granted, but Jinx told u again
i wish i a giraffe that i count lose
Granted, but... umm... ano...
I wish I could decipher the above wish so I could respond to it.
Granted, i tend to lose tall things
i wish i had ice cream
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GRanted, a mugger jumps out at you, stabs you in the guts and youce scream all right.
I wish it was vacation...
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Granted but its the winter (with snow) in Russia and your also in the stunovoy ts.
i wish i could fly
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Granted, but you better sit down when you get the bill for your new wwardrobe.
I wish I started my lunch earlier...
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Granted, but when you started it had mold
I wish i didn't have to pay a bill for my new wwardrobe
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Granted, and lucky you, there is no debtors prison anymore, you just have suck credit for the next 10 years.
I wish I was wittier...
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Granted but you suck
i wish i had better grades
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Granted you get AA because you are a good egg!
I wish my wife hadn't made pizza with ground turkey...
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granted but is yams
I wish my sis would pick up her phone at the 1st ring
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Granted, she picks it up, sees it's you, and puts it back down again.
I wish it was weekend already...
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Granted, but you sleep through it :o :o :o :o :o :o
I wish i wasn't soo depressed right now
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Granted, now you're homocidal.
i wish i had my novel written
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granted, but it sucks
I wish i ha more sushi
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Granted. Just gulp them down before the croaking noises gets to you.
I wish ignorance was stamped out...
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Granted, but the people charged with doing the stamping-out decide that you're included.
I wish that I felt less like a George Romero Land of the Dead zombie.
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Granted, you just look a lot more like one.
I wish cockroaches would invade Los Angeles and eat it...
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Granted, but they only eat the good sections of it, and you happen to be there when it happens.
I wish that I would stop having nightmares.
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Granted, now your every waking moment is a living horror!
I wish the pile driver would quit sooner rather than later...
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Granted, pile driver quit lol JK they never did
I wish I had a purple giraffe
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Granted! But it's actually a flesh-eating zombie that wants to kill you...
I wish I had a big sack of money!
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Granted! But it's full of mold and will make you sick if you ever try to spend it. (This actually happened to my family, by the way).
I wish I had a photographic memory.
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Indeed good madam! But im sorry to say, you lost your eyes to the rabid chinchilas in your freezer. I wish i had more time to do my homework.
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Granted. you are now in a box with a desk for your homework with no way out and no bathroom.
I wish I had sanity.
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Granted. You now are more aware then everyone in the world. Congratulations. You are now completely alone.
I wish I could have the one thing I want most of all right now!
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Granted. You now are more aware then everyone in the world. Congratulations. You are now completely alone.
I wish I could have the one thing I want most of all right now!
(how is that any different from now?)
Granted. you have no chance to survive, make your time. you are on your way to destruction. All your base are belong to us. ha ha ha!
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LE GASP :O
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oh yeah, forgot to add a wish... um... I wish I weren't out of altoids.
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DONE! You are now made out of Altoids!
I wish I had the power to move time
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**licks himself** mmm minty~
done, you can only move time forward
I wish the world would end
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That's fine I wanna skip boring stuffs :)
Done. It's started over and your one of the first inhabitants
I wish that I could fly
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yeah, I'm not ever going to get an "eve" to my "adam" so we're doomed :P
the world is flat and upside down, but you can fly now.
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It for some reason made me think of those dissolvable breath strips.... yummy world :D
you forgot to wish again.
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lol oops... I wish there were more stars to wish upon.
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DONE! But everyone already used them up.
I wish I could remove people from the world!
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done, but you were the only one removed
I wish my latex gloves would stop tearing
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Done, but all pointy objects move from you like same sided magnets
I wish no one would ever misunderstand me.
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Granted, my dear.
But people are only able to understand everything you because you have just become dumb as a rock.
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I wish there was flea treatments for humans
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Granted but 95% of the test subjects got chicken pox
wish i had sleeping pills
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Instead they were energy pills, allowing you to go all night without sleep.
I wish there was a way I could be of better use on here.
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Granted! You are now the server for the site. Now we cannot be without you.
I wish my ex would break up with his girlfriend.
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^Granted! But your ex gets a new girlfriend who is much nicer than you
I wish I was taller
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You are now 8 ft and dominant at basketball. Soon you receive an invitation to sign on with the Trailblazers, but because you're so tall, the NBA has to raise the height of the hoops.
I wish for a pink rubber duckie.
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Granted! But it turns out your pink rubber duckie is real and eats you alive
I wish I was prettier
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Granted! You are now the prettiest peacock ever!
I wish I was a wolf.
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Granted, your soul is now trapped in a stuffed wolf.
I wish I had more money.
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Granted! You are now the best paid whore in the state. But most of your money is spent on meds for your herpes.
I wish kumoricon was next weekend.
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Granted! But it's only open to people who pay the $1,000,000 entry fee
I wish I could be a Stage Trooper (an actor)
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Granted! But they don't pay anything... in fact, they want you to contribute to help cover expenses.
I wish I had even half as much energy I did when I was you guys' age. ;)
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Granted! But you have so much energy you have to keep running or you die.
I wish I could sew
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granted you are now the best sewer ever but you can only sew stuffed poops
I wish i could have gone to AnimeExpo
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Granted but now not only did it cause a time rift but also you have no money to go to Kumoricon with ever again.
I wish i wasn't hungry all the time
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Granted - but now you forget to eat so often that you waste away to a stick figure and have no energy to do anything.
I wish travel weren't so *beep* expensive.
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granted it now cost an arm and a leg to travel... but your doctor bill on the other hand
I wish payday would get here faster i want money
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granted but the taxes on it make it total $-100.00
I wish i had 4 orange pool noodles instead of 2
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granted but one is really a worm
wish i could make a clone to do my work so i can stay home and play games all day
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Granted but your clone does the same thing till your house is full of you's
I wish I could go swimming today.
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Granted! But the swimming pool/beach is so crowded you don't get a chance to swim
I wish I could get a job...
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granted but your job is probing elephant butts-- literally going in half of your torso inside their anus (saw some pics of it)
i wish i has whiter skin tone
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Granted you are now an albino and cant go outside untill night
I wish I could get copper tubing.
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granted-- but they're attached to your butt in a VERY awkward way that you cant wear normal pants
**sorry for the straight butt repliess**
i wish to have 3 wishes XD
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Granted but you can only wish for a pocket full of pennies, empty plastic bags, and 1 plastic sword toothpick.
I wish zenneth didnt grant everything with butts
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Granted! But now he grants wishes with a different male body part.
I wish I was smart...
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granted but your only smart about how to make drugs and booze.
I wish I could go to edo period japan.
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granted-- but the period given is menstruation, edo japan style.
i wish i could teleport~!
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Granted! But you teleport to England during WW2.
I wish I knew sign language...
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Granted but you only know how to sign the alphabet
I wish I could be excited to do school work.
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Granted, but you get so excited that when you actually start doing it you're even more disappointed then you were originally going to be
I wish I was photogenic T^T
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Granted, but only when your naked.
I wish my computer would be cooperative.
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Granted but only if you pay it 50$ an hour
I wish I have an unlimited amount of money
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Granted, but only in monopoly money.
I wish my house had air conditioning... :-X
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Granted, but its only settings are OFF and 0 DEGREE FREAKING WEATHER.
I wish I'd get a job that I actually like D:
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granted, you now have the memory of the most amazing job in the world, and how you got fired because your coworker lied to your boss...
I wish I could enter any story I wanted on command, and could leave whenever I wanted to.
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granted-- but you enter in a form of a koi fish in a fancy restaurant getting ready to be cooked every single time you enter a story
i wish i could teleport anywhere in the world.
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Granted, but your teleporting abilities have a monthly bill of $1,800/month.
I wish everything edible in the world I eat is delicious, nutritious, and cheap.
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granted but now everything u drink will taist like sweaty mold
i wish i was a good writer
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Granted, now every other piece of writing in the world sucks, so yours is good in comparison.
I wish i was a water bender.
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Granted, but you can only waterbend for 30 minutes each day.
I wish I lived in a bigger house.
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Granted! But it's located in one of the worst neighborhoods in the world
I wish my hair would grow faster...
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Granted, but now your legs get shorter with every inch.
I wish I didnt have to bead my cosplay shirt by hand. :'(
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Granted, You are no longer going to Kumoricon and don't need a cosplay!
(was that too mean?)
I wish I was a nicer person.
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Granted, but now you have to do the hand sewing for me. ( Bwahahahaha)
I wish I didn't have to buy more white paint for my signs....
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Granted! But now you have to buy a ton of black paint
I wish I was old enough to get an actual job...
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Granted. You get a real job where your boss and all your co-workers hate your guts, so they send you on trash duty every night for no reason. Plus, you don't get a raise.
I wish cake was good for you in nutrition and your teeth
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Granted, but now pocky is poisonous.
I wish I owned a scottish fold.
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Granted! But he hates everyone and everything and ends up running away after having him for two weeks
I wish I was rich...
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granted, but now none of your friends like you.
I wish I could fly (and could come down when I wanted to, obviously), rather, I had invisible wings!
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granted but because it requires a tremendous amount of stamina to fly without wings, you can only fly 3 inches above ground level for 5 minutes and after that, you'd feel like you're about to collapse.
i wish i have a full powered mind control over people.
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Granted, but you end up using them for evil and world domination.
I wish my room was re-renovated and cleaned.
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Granted! But now you have to share your room with a troll
I wish I could make a decent cosplay.
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Granted, but you end up using them for evil and world domination.**
me gusta this idea~<3
granted-- but you could only make decent cosplays NOT your size
i wish i could paint
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Granted, but because of your amazing painting ability you get kidnapped. Uh-oh.
I wish I wasn't so awkward around people.
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granted but EVERYONE now stalks you for no apparent reason-- EVEN IN YOUR SLEEP
i wish i have an extra month to work on my cosplay...
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Granted, but you miss Kumoricon with your extra time.
I wish my mission's trip didn't overlap with Sakuracon 2013.
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Granted! But the con isn't fun AT All!
I wish my wishes really happened and weren't corrupted.
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Granted! But since you never have to work to accomplish anything, life eventually becomes boring and unfulfilling.
I wish I could go back to sleep for a few more minutes instead of going to work.
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granted but you ended up sleeping for 5 more hours
i wish im done with my homework RIGHT NOW
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Granted, but now you have a buttload of chores to do.
I wish school didn't start right after Labor Day weekend...
(Also I love that last corrupted wish I got, haha. Although that would be really creepy...o-o)
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Granted, now it starts a week before Kumoricon! :D
I wish I had sushi.
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Granted! But it's expired by three years.
I wish my hair was easier to style...
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Granted, but it's crusty and gross looking when its styled.
I wish I had greater sewing and prop-making skills.
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Granted, but now you must sew and make props for everyone in a 500 mile radius.
I wish my cat would stop trying to get into my lap while I'm typing...
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granted now ur dog does it if u dont have one now u do
i wish i had enough money for k.con and all my cosplays always
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granted but you dont have enough time for kcon anymore
i wish i could sing really well
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Granted! But you have to sing 24/7 or else you explode!
I wish I was creative
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Granted, but now you lack social skills.
I wish we actually had good food in our fridge
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Granted! But now everyone eats it before you get a chance to!
I wish I had a nicer phone
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Granted! but now you're broke since yo u spent all your money on it
(You know, I'm strangely okay with all the wishes I've gotten..)
I wish I wasn't a potato anymore.
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Granted, now your a cabbage.
I wish I could find my lost socks. ALL of them.
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Granted, but now you lost all your underwear!
I wish I didn't feel sick today ((Got back from an overnight and slept for 6 hours e_e. I then looked in a mirror and I looked dehydrated! Drinking plenty of water now though ^^))
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Granted, but now your whole family is sick.
Now I wish I could pick whitch cosplay to wear on whitch day for kumoricon
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granted, but you only get pedobear as the option of cosplay and you get kicked out of the con because of it
i wish im not procrastinating right now
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Granted! But now you're being sloppy in making your cosplay!
(Can you really get kicked out for dressing up as pedobear?)
I wish my cosplay was absolutely amazing
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granted, but now none of your friends like you anymore because you've been working on your cosplay instead of hanging out with them.
I wish I had really good Assam tea with condensed milk right now.
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Granted, but it's only a thimble full.
I wish I could go to San Diego to see Steam Powered Giraffe perform.
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Granted! But you're so far away from the stage you can't hear or see the performer.
I wish my dog would like me more (I'm starting to run out of wishes)
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Granted, but now every other animal on the planet doesn't like you
I wish I didn't have allergies >.<
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Granted, but now you constantly have bronchitis
I wish my shoulders would stop hurting.
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Granted! But now your knees hurt twice as much
I wish I had more time to get my cosplays ready
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granted! you can no longer go to kumoricon until next year!
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I wish I had a wish to corrupt!
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Granted. But that wish you corrupt comes true for you and turns your life upside down.
I wish my mom would finish cooking the delicious food she's cooking so I can eat it!! T:
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GRANTED!! Turns out you've developed a horrible allergy to the food!
I wish that I no longer had money issues!
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Granted. Now you have social issues!
I wish I could lose enough weight by K-con.
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Granted! Now you have an eating disorder!
I wish that my cosplay would stop falling apart!
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Granted - it falls apart once and for all, and no amount of safety pins, sewing, or glue-gunning can rescue it.
I wish I had two more weeks to finish getting ready for Kumori...
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Granted! But your 'To Do List' has doubled and you run out of time to get things ready
I wish I had more money for Kumoricon
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granted- but you have to sell everything you own for kumoricon
i wish i ish asian bishounen XD
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Granted, now you ish haz crazy weeaboo fangirls that follow you 24/7. XD
I wish I had more awesome clothes for school this year >.<
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Granted but theyre invisible, including undies
I wish those weeabo fangirls from the last wish were hot Asian weeabo fangirls XD
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Granted, but they all have very protective boyfriends.
I wish my Miku wig would get here soon...
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Granted, but for some reason, wig-eating moths ruined it when you opened the package x:
I wish I could fix my maid dress soon.
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Granted, but after taking what seems like forever to fix it, you realize you don't need it anymore.
I wish I could draw a bit better
(Oh and also my wish came true! I got my Miku wig today : D Thankfully not ruined by wig-eating moths, haha)
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Granted, but they all have very protective boyfriends.
I wish my Miku wig would get here soon...
granted but you cant cosplay anymore.
i wish i was bishi enough to make em protective bfs go gay on me *bricked
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Granted but now you are so bishi lesbian hot asian weaboos mistake you for a girl and lead you on till they find out you are not a girl.
I wish I had started standing up for myself sooner in life.
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Granted but now you are so bishi lesbian hot asian weaboos mistake you for a girl and lead you on till they find out you are not a girl.
I wish I had started standing up for myself sooner in life.
Granted, but you're now in a wheelchair, so you can't actually stand up.
I wish my laundry would do itself...
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Granted! But it only cleans itself once a year
I wish I didn't have any homework
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Granted. Now you have really difficult tests everyday.
I wish I could find someone to got to Sakuracon with (I can go this year! (: But I need a buddy to go with D: )
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Granted. You arrive with your posse one too weekend late... (that would be terrible!)
Wish I could surrender my junk food habits. :3
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^ Granted, but now you are only able to eat Brussels sprouts with canned tuna, sour cream and gravy for the rest of your life
I wish I would be able to find socks when I need them.
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^ (I don't get it...brussel sprouts and tuna (not combined) are delicious...xD) GRANTED, but now you can't find your underwear when you need it...
I wish I would finish my English project by Monday.
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Granted but your grades are F in total every tine you submit your project
I wish I could get a whiter anime-like skin
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Granted but now you have hair that looks like this:
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.screened.com%2Fuploads%2F0%2F3800%2F394698-untitled_1_large.png&hash=7c31272e96e15b075548535df21a7c494a750297)
I wish I could convince my friends to ditch the band retreat and go to kumoricon instead.
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Granted but now you are so bishi lesbian hot asian weaboos mistake you for a girl and lead you on till they find out you are not a girl.
UMG I LOVE THIS
LOVE TROLLING~~!!!
granted but you guys lost your way while going to kumoricon for 3 days.
i wish i has a simple job that pays a lot with minimal effort >w<
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Your wish has been granted...
Your job is organizing bags of rubber bands in order of color and size, and you get paid in 100 peanuts an hour.
I wish I could get a ride to con in a monster Hummer limo.
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I HATE PEANUTS DDDDX
granted but you're getting that ride to conviction of crime, not convention =w='
i wish i has sewing skills~~~
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You receive the power to sew through steel with wire! But now Russia is asking you to knit them an iron curtain.
I wish there was an 8th day added to the week, making the weekend 3 days long!
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Granted, but now the timing of the year is off so there are 487 days in the year and winter comes twice.
I wish my cat would stop licking my phone.
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Granted, but now it starts licking the toilet and then trying to give you big smooches.
I wish I could think of something to say other than cookies as my random thought in my mind lately.
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granted but now you'll say boobies randomly to random women that you dont know.
i wish i have $5 million~~~
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granted but now you'll say boobies randomly to random women that you dont know.
i wish i have $5 million~~~
Granted but now you're a random woman... boobies..... random boobies.
x_x
I wish there wasn't as much boob fetish in anime.
x_x
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Granted, now foot fetish is the big thing.
I wish I could find a reason to stay in the town I live in
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Granted, now foot fetish is the big thing.
I wish I could find a reason to stay in the town I live in
(Great, now my abnormally large feet have a purpose... I guess x_x)
Granted, but now the town leaves you and the only thing left is zombies.
I wish typical sports weren't such a big deal.
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Granted, now LARPing and trading card games are considered national pastimes, and Marbles has achieved Super Bowl status complete with commercials!
(Zombies? Friends to finally come and play! Once they're all gone the town armory is all mine! mwaha)
I wish there were more cosplay meets year round.
*Takes cover*
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Granted, but zombies don't make good cosplayers. In addition to that, they are all snobby elitists.
I wish for world pieces
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granted, pieces of a lost destroyed world that traveled for thousands of light years lands in your backyard setting it ablaze! Another bigger piece explodes into fragments over Russia and is caught on camera.
I wish for a new toy!
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(lol, fail at corrupting my wish, that's just granting it)
Granted: Welcome the most creepy hybrid between Barney and Furby you'll ever see... oh, and it poops itself.
I wish for corrupted wishes.
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Wish does not compute!
I wishes for more wishes.
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Granted, but you have 3 seconds to use them all. 3...2...1... **pushes the big red flashing button**
I wish my nephew would be responsible.
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Granted, but your nephew slipped and fell on black ice.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of pocky and Mountain Dew.
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Granted, now you're diabetic.
I wish someone else would reply to this thread.
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Granted, now you have the runs.
I wish that the Director of Operations would email me back....faster....with a answer...
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Granted, however your computer showed you the blue screen of death and spontaneously combusted, before you could read it.
I wish Kumoricon's general meeting for the month of February, was on February First.
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Granted, but it cancelled due to a mass storm that rained cats and dogs, literally.
I wish for a butler who would love to can my room and has the name Sebastian.
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Granted, but ……
I wish I could think of a way to corrupt your wish.
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Granted, but you can't.
I wish for a piece of chocolate pudding pie
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Granted, but you've become a piece of chocolate pudding pie and I wanna eat you.
I wish I had some silverware.
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Granted, except your silverware is soon stolen due to it's amazing and enviable silverware...ness.
I wish I had tofu. :c
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Granted, but your tofu suffered from genetic mutations on its way to your plate and those mutations resulted in you being eaten.
I wish I was in Japan, right now.
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;o;
Granted. Japan is in awe of your amazing teleporting abilities! In awe, and frightened. Japan is wary. You are now locked away so they can find out how you did it and harness the power for themselves. Sorry.
I wish it wasn't so cold.
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Well, I turned into Kurama and broke out of the facility.
Granted, but now you're the Human Torch, because you're always on fire.
I wish I owned a flying car.
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Granted. Sadly, your flying car breaks down in the middle of flying it. Over the ocean.
I wish my nap was longer.
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Granted, however you nap for so long, that you end up missing Kumoricon 2014.
I wish I had some pocky.
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Granted! Now you've got pocky. In all the rejected flavors; porkrinds, bluecheese, salmon, eggnog.
I wish I had another chocolate covered strawberry frappe.
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Granted. You've got your chocolate covered strawberry frappe, but it was made with a mix of dog **** and expired ingredients.
I wish I owned my own home.
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Granted, but it was crushed with a boulder after the colossal titan kicked (breached) the wall..
I wish SnK was real and I was in the Survey Corps and was invited to Team Levi and married Levi annnnndddd we lived happily together while killig titans and saving humankind with Eren and everyone, but with a magic spell that could not let anything corrupt this wish.
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Granted. However, your spell …… *is kicked in the crotch, before I can fully corrupt the wish*
*writhes in pain* I wish I had an ice pack.
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Granted, but the smiling titan ate you.
I wish to own taco bell
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Granted. However, your Taco Bell is right next to Fukushima.
I wish to own a Boeing 747-8.
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Granted but you and your friends and family burn to death from a crash.
I wish to be Eu Hellscythe
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Granted, but now everybody judges you for your change (I'm sorry i dont know who that is...^^; )
I wish I could eat as much junk food as I want without getting fat(ter) (DAMN YOU OTAKU_24 im craving pocky and mountain dew now x) )
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Granted, but now everybody judges you for your change (I'm sorry i dont know who that is...^^; )
I wish I could eat as much junk food as I want without getting fat(ter) (DAMN YOU OTAKU_24 im craving pocky and mountain dew now x) )
(To be honest I don't really know either it is something my brother wanted me to say)
Granted but each time you eat said junk food your taste buds begin to break down making the junk food less and less tasty.
I wish I lived the life of a D.Gray Man exorcist and had the best weapon known to the black order.
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Granted, but that weapon's ability is to sing so loudly and obnoxiously, it will annoy everyone, including you, to death within three minutes.
I wish for a cute butt.
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granted for the exchange that your butt is now on your face.
i wish i can do ninjutsu
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Granted but each time you use it you get the same amount of damage as your opponent and you can never fully heal from said damage.
I wish that I could be best friends with my favorite actors and voice acters
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Congratulations! You are all best friends! You are now their puppy they all share!
I wish that I could look at someone and know their full story
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Granted. You now know the full story of Annie Leonhardt, but it cost you your life, because you died a "Marco like" death.
I wish people would sign up for my panel. https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/index.php?topic=19309.msg797482#new (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/index.php?topic=19309.msg797482#new)
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Granted, but while your panel was accepted, Kumoricon was canceled due to a 9.0 earthquake.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of Dr. Pepper.
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Eternal Dragon: "your wish has been granted. A new truck will drop at this spot every month."
*truck drops and lands hard, shaking up all the sodas*
I wish I had 10 boxes of Funnoodle!
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Wish granted. You get ten boxes of pool noodles.
I wish Kumoricon was still in Vancouver Washington.