Kumoricon
Convention Events and Programming => General Kumoricon => Topic started by: Airika on September 07, 2007, 01:32:03 am
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I'm sure you guys have seen these before but I thought it'd be fun to start one to remember the funny things lol.
I'll start?
You know you're at Kumori-con when you see the Merchant Man selling Pocky <3
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You know you're at Kumori-con when you take the elevator, get off at the wrong floor because you were reading the numbers from the mirrors on the walls. (ex. 2 and 5) lol.
list goes on? XD
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You tend to find that beginning phrases like "I know this sounds weird" is completely pointless. No one is going to think it sounds weird.
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omg i did that too </3 for those elevators
You know you're at Kumori-con when there is a huge spin the ramune bottle glomp circle just outside!
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... when there are 10 other people wearing the same thing as you.
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when the guests can't decide between carrying umbrellas and water bottles.....
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You know you're at Kumoricon when you take a sniff and catch both soap and body odor (and chinese food and that hotel smell and hairspray and sharpie and super glue) in the same breath and think nothing of it.
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lulz I didn't think the elevator thing was so common. So we're not crazy!
You know you're at Kumori-con when there is POCKY CLUB!
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You know you're at Kumoricon when you will get in a very long line without even knowing what the line is for. (Well, I did it a few times. After about ten minutes...."wait...what is this line for?")
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You know you're at kumoricon when People come up to you and hug you, just because they think you're neat.
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You know you're at Kumoricon when gil becomes a viable currency. (Thank you, Turks!!)
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You know it's the last day of Kumo when you're willing to pay twice to thrice of Uwaji's normal price for a bottle of Ramune.
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when people randomly throw candy at you
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You know you're at Kumoricon when underwear becomes a suitable form of apparel.
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omg i soo stood in many lines not knowing what they were xD
when people drink amp like water
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You know you're at Kumoricon when you're dancing and you see a hundred-person cosplay conga train go by.
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you know you're at kumori con when someone buying/carrying a weapon as tall or taller than them is 100% normal.
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You know you are at Kumoricon when you can see a man in a dress and think absolutely nothing of it.
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... when not being able to tell the gender of the person standing next to you isn't weird, it's a challenge!
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oh man, so many of these made me laugh X3
You know you're at Kumori-con when you're spanked by a yuri/yaoi/semeuke paddle. (at least once or people have attempted to)
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You've survived on very little sleep, ate nothing but cheese burgers and burritos, drink pop loaded with sugar... AND YOU FEEL GREAT!
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You know you're at Kumori when you think 'This is a nice place for the convention...too bad it won't be here next year'.
My friends and I joke about how Kumori con is slowly moving north and is never in the same place twice. xD
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You know you're at Kumoricon when the person next to you hunched over doesn't have a back problem (yet!), they're just doing some cosplay.
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You know you're at Kumoricon when some person off the street will ask you,"What is there a Sci-Fi Convention in town?" And the only response you can think of is, "Yeah something like that."
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You know you're at kumoricon when people (not attending the con) in the elevators are terrified of you and all you did was push a button XD
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haha XD When a little kid walks up to someone attending the convention and says, "It's a little early for Halloween, isn't it??"
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When someone tells you, "Oh, I didn't recognize you without the bunnies on your head!"
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You know you're at Kumoricon when nothing even remotely technical works right.
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You know you are at Kumoricon when you are /compelled/ to buy things that you will never have a use for. *eyes his tanto*
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You know you're at kumoricon when you see multiple people who have dyed their REAL hair colors such as purple and blue.
Also, you know you're at kumoricon when wearing cat ears doesn't get you weird looks, but hugs instead!
And... when you are in constant fear of being hit in the rear with a yaoi/yuri/whatever paddle by a complete stranger randomly. (I saw a group hitting each other and ran... I was also Ritsuka at the time X_X )
... also, you know you've BEEN to kumoricon when you get back home and normal clothes look weird. XD
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Amen to the cat ears. ^_^
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Two words: Matt Damon.
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You know you're at Kumoricon when introducing yourself as the cute uke does not get you hurt in any way. Except back pain.
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You no you've Been at kumoricon when you go home sad because you will be without excessive hugging/glomping for a year
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You know you're at Kumori-con when you're spanked by a yuri/yaoi/semeuke paddle. (at least once or people have attempted to)
...and when those people are removed from the con for violating our policies...and the law.
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You know you're at Kumoricon when nothing even remotely technical works right.
Then you weren't paying attention.
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You know you're at Kumori-con when you're spanked by a yuri/yaoi/semeuke paddle. (at least once or people have attempted to)
...and when those people are removed from the con for violating our policies...and the law.
people dont just run around spanking you in the butt randomly @@ they ask all the time, you can choose to say no if you want, unless i read the rules wrong lol
oh and you know your at kumoricon when when the great staff dont waste time helping people out *_~
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You know you're at Kumori-con when you're spanked by a yuri/yaoi/semeuke paddle. (at least once or people have attempted to)
...and when those people are removed from the con for violating our policies...and the law.
people dont just run around spanking you in the butt randomly @@ they ask all the time, you can choose to say no if you want, unless i read the rules wrong lol
That's good. If it's consensual, then it's probably fine, but if it's non-consensual...you're in trouble.
One problem with even consensual play like this is that in a crowd, bystanders may not realize the "consent" and get the wrong idea.
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yea i noticed moms looking at us haha lots of people were laughing at it tho, we tried to move away from the innocent children
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You know your at K-con when you can be covered in blood carring a weapon and no one thinks twice and some might even want their picture taken with you.
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You know your a K-Con when even the awkward nerds get female attention, due only to an outfit.
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You know you're almost at kumoricon when you can smell the constink even though it hasn't started yet XD
<3
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you know your at kumoricon when you feel the urge to act the way you want to without the fear of what others might think of you, and if you already do then others accept you more so.
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You know you're at kumoricon when you see several people grinding with jesus :)
(haha and this is SOOOOOOOOOOO not a spam thread XD)
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You know you're at Kumoricon when you walk into a crowded room and not even the people in the room know why they/you are there or what is going on.
You know you're at Kumoricon when you spend 5 1/2 hours watching stereotypical rivals periodically play RPS.
You know you've been to Kumoricon when you understand this sentence, "I was looking for Ops when a buttoning button hole cut me off going to the elevator and made me wait 15 buttoning minutes waiting for another elevator. buttoning button."
You know you're at Kumoricon when you find the suicidal rants of Lupin III hilarious.
You know you're at Kumoricon when you can discuss the symbolic meaning of domes in both the sense of the apocalypes and breasts and be on topic.
You know you're at Kumoricon when everybody can recognise an L cosplayer but no one has a copy of Death Note LA 2 on them.
You know you're at Kumoricon when everybody can recognise an L cosplay but no one knows his real name (L's real name).
You know you've been to Kumoricon when you can make FFVII jokes without ever playing the game. (If anyone has heard by FF7 jokes and found them funny, note that I've never even had an interest in playing the game).
You know you're at Kumoricon when calling yourself a "House" is natural and accepted. (Anyone who gets this one gets 1000x2 internets).
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You know you're at Kumoricon when calling yourself a "House" is natural and accepted. (Anyone who gets this one gets 1000x2 internets).
I assume that's because "otaku" literally means "house" in Japanese...? ^_^;
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You know your at kumoicon when its more common to be dressed up in vibrant colored costumes then to be wearing regular clothing.
You know your at kumoricon when people call you by "Sora/Rikku/Kairi/Cloud/Tifa/Moogle..etc." and you respond.
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you know your at kumocon when the handshake greeting becomes a jumpsonyourfaceglomp :D
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you know you're at Kcon when people not only identify you by your character, but specify which one you are by your underwear...
(or maybe thats just me... ;.; )
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You know you're at K-con when it is perfectly acceptable to glomp Sesshomaru. =3
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You know your at Kumori-con when you get stoped every five seconds for a picture XD
Or when nothing is weird.
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You know you're at kumoricon when you're getting vampire teeth and a small child asks what an object is(that just so happens to be a flogger)...
When wearing underwear on your head is perfectly acceptable
When you address others by their cosplay characters names
When randomly groping/humping people is perfectly fine
When itachi asks you to bite him
When you sign a death note to give someone contact information for after the con
When you can pelvic thrust on stage and no one is mentally scarred(except for the thruster XD)
When taking the stairs is quicker than the elevator...
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when your inter group of friends screams in crys of joy when your walking twords them with two cases of ramune under your arms because you are all so dehidrated and theres not a single water fountin in site.
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when your inter group of friends screams in crys of joy when your walking twords them with two cases of ramune under your arms because you are all so dehidrated and theres not a single water fountin in site.
we were too cheap to buy ramune, so we bummed off of others and had water at the hotel XD
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when your inter group of friends screams in crys of joy when your walking twords them with two cases of ramune under your arms because you are all so dehidrated and theres not a single water fountin in site.
we were too cheap to buy ramune, so we bummed off of others and had water at the hotel XD
i had 130 bucks a day, i put 40of it away for food since i know no one in my group remebers to save money for food so that i can make sure we dont die of hunger or dehidration
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... when not being able to tell the gender of the person standing next to you isn't weird, it's a challenge!
>_> you were never right, too...
...when all the adorable boys have green badges *cries*
(I'm only almost 20, so I'm not really creepy, but really! I've never had the experience before of fangirling over a minor before)
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When you sign a death note to give someone contact information for after the con
I did that one, but all I had to show for it is minor heart burn...
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You know you're at Kumoricon when UR HEAD ASPLODE.
Seriously now:
You know you're at Kumoricon when you see a giant chunk of tofu playing DDR. 8)
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You know you're home from Kumoricon when you get randomly hugged in public and think "didn't I do this last weekend?"
I had to post this, it actually happened to me today.
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you know you're at kumoricon when you hear GOOD music playing at a dance XD
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you know you're at kumoricon when you hear GOOD music playing at a dance XD
No doubt. I loved all those songs. Numa Numa? The frog song? DDR songs? He plays to his audience, that's for sure!
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You know you're at Kumoricon when you see Brenda's head explode...from all the pressure or from the lack of sleep. (Brenda, This Glomp is for you! ^_^;;;)
You know you're at Kumoricon when you are having a conversation with a plushie, and realize that you are having a conversation...WITH A PLUSHIE! (Andie...how is Khan? ^_^)
You know you're at Kumoricon when you wait for the elevators for 15 minutes, wholly realizing that you could have saved 12 minutes by taking the stairs down one floor...but chide yourself on being a lazy bum for not taking advantage of the extra time.
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You know you're at kumoricon when you get to make midnight taco runs ^.^ after seeing a REAL otaco
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You know you're at Kumoricon when, you see strange old men sitting on the street corner with lawn chairs just to gawk at people coming in and out of the hotel... or maybe that's just Vancouver in general.
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You know you've been to Kumoricon when you see someone walking down the street and think, "ZOMG, is that <insert character>>?!" and it's actually just a guy with a funny hat and pretty clothes. >_> Way to dash my hopes there, Random Guy!
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...when all the adorable boys have green badges *cries*
when most of the cute girls have green badges *_* TT_TT
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When someone starts singing the Cloud song and everyone knows the words.
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When someone starts singing the Cloud song and everyone knows the words.
I wish I knew the words...
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When someone starts singing the Cloud song and everyone knows the words.
I wish I knew the words...
This is from memory so their might be a few mistakes.
My name is Cloud
I have a sword
I fight cactuars
Because I’m board
I like to ride
On Chocobos
It’s better then
Having Afros
And when I go
Into an Inn
15 seconds
It’s day again
And I will use
A Phoenix Down
So when I die
I will not frown
Because I am Cloud
My hair deifies all gravity
And I can’t have too many potions
or I might get cavities!
If I can’t slice you,
Then that’s okay.
I’ll use my magic
Anyway.
And I will deafet
That sephiroth
Because He’s not
David Lee Roth.
Oh and here's a link to it!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/68800/the_cloud_song/
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When someone starts singing the Cloud song and everyone knows the words.
I wish I knew the words...
This is from memory so their might be a few mistakes.
My name is Cloud
I have a sword
I fight cactuars
Because I’m board
I like to ride
On Chocobos
It’s better then
Having Afros
And when I go
Into an Inn
15 seconds
It’s day again
And I will use
A Phoenix Down
So when I die
I will not frown
Because I am Cloud
My hair deifies all gravity
And I can’t have too many potions
or I might get cavities!
If I can’t slice you,
Then that’s okay.
I’ll use my magic
Anyway.
And I will deafet
That sephiroth
Because He’s not
David Lee Roth.
Oh and here's a link to it!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/68800/the_cloud_song/
That's just plain adorable. <3
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Wow, that song is awesome, and I must have been in the wrong place all KCon, cause I never heard that song, not once.
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You know your at Kumoricon when your cell phone goes of and you get cheered rather then told to silence it.
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you know you're at Kcon when people don't care which gender you seem to be, but what color your badge is.
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you know your at k con when you hear all the poor towns people going "what the heck is going on he- WTF IS THAT?!" and point at a cossplayer in a more beast or larger type of outfit
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When someone starts singing the Cloud song and everyone knows the words.
I wish I knew the words...
This is from memory so their might be a few mistakes.
My name is Cloud
I have a sword
I fight cactuars
Because I’m board
I like to ride
On Chocobos
It’s better then
Having Afros
And when I go
Into an Inn
15 seconds
It’s day again
And I will use
A Phoenix Down
So when I die
I will not frown
Because I am Cloud
My hair deifies all gravity
And I can’t have too many potions
or I might get cavities!
If I can’t slice you,
Then that’s okay.
I’ll use my magic
Anyway.
And I will deafet
That sephiroth
Because He’s not
David Lee Roth.
Oh and here's a link to it!
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/68800/the_cloud_song/
...and I know who made that XD
Spookydoom from deviantart.com
lol
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you know you're at Kcon when people don't care which gender you seem to be, but what color your badge is.
Ain't that the truth. That gundam box boy was gorgeous, then somehow his badge flipped around and it was yellow. >.<
Oh well, plenty more where that came from, cause that's how you know you're at Kumoricon. ^_^
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People wear cardboard boxes as costumes... and get their pictures taken!
http://s165.photobucket.com/albums/u66/wanderergone/Kumoricon07/?action=view¤t=GundamBox.jpg
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People wear cardboard boxes as costumes... and get their pictures taken!
http://s165.photobucket.com/albums/u66/wanderergone/Kumoricon07/?action=view¤t=GundamBox.jpg
I expected this to be another picture of me. xD
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you know you're at kcon when you wear the same outfit three days in a row and then stick it the trunk to preserve yourself and carmates from death of stench because IT WAS TOO DARN HAWT OUT!
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-When there's nothing unusual about a 27-year-old woman dressing as a 12-year-old boy (hey, people say I make a great JP, so I must be doing something right!)
-When your closest con friend's real name is completely unknown to you because you call them by costume's name.
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-When there's nothing unusual about a 27-year-old woman dressing as a 12-year-old boy (hey, people say I make a great JP, so I must be doing something right!)
-When your closest con friend's real name is completely unknown to you because you call them by costume's name.
Lol, ain't that the truth.
To add to that... when you forgo all real names for forum names.
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When you start to kind of like the smell of unwashed otakus.
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When you start to kind of like the smell of unwashed otakus.
EWWW!!! maybe start to not notice the smell
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When you start to kind of like the smell of unwashed otakus.
When you start to appreciate the smell of unwashed otakus, Kumoricon is over and you need to go back.
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...you immediately respond to your forum name. (I'm often called Totemo ~ hehe)
...candy qualifies as dinner.
...losing at rock paper scissors was never so devastating.
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If I'm not mistaken, I nabbed that bucket from you once. ^_^
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Me? I never had the bucket. I hung out with people who DID win the bucket though. lol. XD
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That makes me mistaken. ~_~;
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you know you're at kcon when you wear the same outfit three days in a row and then stick it the trunk to preserve yourself and carmates from death of stench because IT WAS TOO DARN HAWT OUT!
...when you can't get mad at someone for the funk because it's con and it's to be expected :/
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...you immediately respond to your forum name. (I'm often called Totemo ~ hehe)
I've had my friends refer to me as "reppy" in conversation without realizing it. It'd be understandable at a con, but since they were in my living room with me and having a regular conversation.. It was kind of weird.
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...you immediately respond to your forum name. (I'm often called Totemo ~ hehe)
I've had my friends refer to me as "reppy" in conversation without realizing it. It'd be understandable at a con, but since they were in my living room with me and having a regular conversation.. It was kind of weird.
I've never been to bothered by it. ;)
... when someone wears a girl's sailor fuku and people claim she's from 4 different anime.
... when the homeless guy gets in line with the cardboard sign dudes and writes "Free hugs" on the back of his usual begging sign.
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... when the homeless guy gets in line with the cardboard sign dudes and writes "Free hugs" on the back of his usual begging sign.
*horrified* D:
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When wearing underwear on your head is perfectly acceptable
You know you're at Kumori-con when there's a guy running around with underware on his head and you never even noticed.
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You know you're at kumoricon when you see several people grinding with jesus :)
(haha and this is SOOOOOOOOOOO not a spam thread XD)
muahahahahaha
....when people ask.... "Have you found Jesus?" and they ARENT trying to sell you christianity
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when your inter group of friends screams in crys of joy when your walking twords them with two cases of ramune under your arms because you are all so dehidrated and theres not a single water fountin in site.
we were too cheap to buy ramune, so we bummed off of others and had water at the hotel XD
i had 130 bucks a day, i put 40of it away for food since i know no one in my group remebers to save money for food so that i can make sure we dont die of hunger or dehidration
XD I will be taking food money and SAVING it for sakuracon.
I like eating stuff that's not snack food, lolz.
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You know you're at Kumoricon when the Con Chair ninjas you in the Dealer's Area and you just stand there for a second before you realize who it is.
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you know your at kcon when you fear a person named brownie.
When someone has a group of people sing a song to him and all he can do is dance.
when someone says they got 7 hours of sleep and you think thats too much.
when you can make 7 bucks last you for a weekend in food.
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you know you're at kumoricon when not only do you fear brownie, but you have to make the goggle squad go to bed to get at least 2 hours of sleep
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You know you're at Kumoricon when you read the sign that says so.
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you know you're at kumoricon when not only do you fear brownie, but you have to make the goggle squad go to bed to get at least 2 hours of sleep
i will NEVER fear a brownie! never!
chocolate...nuts...mmm whats not to like
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You know you're at K-Con when you're sharing an elevator with Jack Skellington or Pac-Man.
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You know you're at K-Con when you're not surprised to see people running around in full face paint and they aren't clowns XD
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...when you make boys gush with awe just because you cosplay from a hentai.
...you hug your best girlfriend and the local teen boys wolf whistle as you walk by.
...people ask you where all the strange people are from and you just smile.
...when you and friend are were skirts and the local bums ask you how much you are. (This happened to my friend and myself the 1st day, while we were checking on the lines. I wanted to go back and hurt him...)
...when you see a group of people walk away faster as you shout hi from the balcony. (The only person to wave back was a little girl.)
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I'm sure you guys have seen these before but I thought it'd be fun to start one to remember the funny things lol.
I'll start?
You know you're at Kumori-con when you see the Merchant Man selling Pocky <3
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You know you're at Kumori-con when you take the elevator, get off at the wrong floor because you were reading the numbers from the mirrors on the walls. (ex. 2 and 5) lol.
list goes on? XD
shall i be in everyones thoughts for ever? :3
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You know you're at kumoricon when you see several people grinding with jesus :)
(haha and this is SOOOOOOOOOOO not a spam thread XD)
muahahahahaha
....when people ask.... "Have you found Jesus?" and they ARENT trying to sell you christianity
lol, that was the biggest grind group i have ever been to, and btw, i still feel the need to hang with the j-man
you know you're at Kumoricon when you fall to your knees and deliver the loudest, most blood-curdling cry of anguish that you can muster and nobody even turns to look
-and when you yell marco, 20 people you've never met yell back polo
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You know you're at Kumoricon when a white box hugs you and tells you it's a piece of tofu.
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You know you're at Kumoricon when you try to find one cosplayer for four hours, and when a friend just walks up, you find them within five minutes. ._. (Mori cosplayers are soo evasive. I nearly cried since I coulden't find one I liked. XP Thanks, Keru, for having good luck with finding people! :'D)
You know you're at Kumoricon when you sprain your ankle in high heels by glomping someone in the glomp circle(I'm sorry, Sasuke! XD I didn't mean to glomp you that hard!) and walk around the rest of the day as if it doesn't hurt and regret it greatly when school starts.
You know you're at Kumoricon when random people stare at you and your cross dressing friends and ask what the hell is going on.
You know you're at Kumoricon when you go into the karaoke room and sing an english fandub of Ouran High's begining song and people love it. X3
You know you're going to Kumoricon when you wake up long before any human should and get around four hours of sleep each night.
You know you're at Kumoricon when you can scream like a fangirl until your lungs give out. XD
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You know you've BEEN to Kumoricon when you suddenly have an obsession with funky glass bottles, marbles, and fizzy drinks.
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You know you've BEEN to Kumoricon when you suddenly have an obsession with funky glass bottles, marbles, and fizzy drinks.
Same if you happened to shop at an Uwajimaya before hearing about Kumoricon and 'tried some of the imported drinks'. (hating coffee really narrows their selection.)
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you know your at kcon when you fear a person named brownie.
You shouldn't fear the brownie, you should give her hugs. >_>
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...you immediately respond to your forum name. (I'm often called Totemo ~ hehe)
I've had my friends refer to me as "reppy" in conversation without realizing it. It'd be understandable at a con, but since they were in my living room with me and having a regular conversation.. It was kind of weird.
Been called Ami. But, I remember you! I was Syd-chan in the chat room and me and my friend scared you with my tale of barfing mashed potatoes!
AND!!!!
-when you serch FOREVER to find a picture of you, then realize that there was about twenty in your camera.
-end up stalking a poofy-haired cosplayer for about five minutes, getting swept away by the crowd each time, just to get his piccy. [i.e. kakashi]
-when you head 'The Cloud Song' or start singing "Patty cake, patty cake, ninja man...." in the dead of night.
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you get sick from eating nothing but pocky for three days strait ^^
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You know you're at Kumoricon when:
~When you scream out Rape, no one looks over.
~When you scream out Yaoi/Yuri/Hentai, and everyone in the area screams: "Where?!"