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Convention Community => Off-Topic => Posting Games and Chat => Topic started by: Dark_Lady_Kassendra on May 10, 2006, 11:57:04 pm
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This was started a while ago... but I'm bringing it back cause it's fun I hope it's not locked like last time
ok this is how this works... You can only say 3 words. Any 3 words you want, (hopefully they make sense, and don't break any rules^o^) Its a fun little game but you can only post once a day... to keep things fun and not the same person a bunch of time >.<
So here it goes...
So many cosplayers...
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dress as naruto
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that it's getting
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kind of normal.
You would think
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that atomic wedgies
(I won't lock it... YET. This is, however, the LAST time this will appear in this forum).
PezCat
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duck duck goose
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are very furry
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and eat grass
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Guspasho banned everybody
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So i drank
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the entire bottle
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of hi-potion
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and fell into
(I think hi-potion is one word.)
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a deep sleep
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where domo-kun was...
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sweating Mt Dew
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on buddy christ
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in the afterlife.
Giant black squirrles
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attacked John Goodman!
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"Run you fools!"
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said John Goodman
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Then he died.
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SO I ate
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one John Goodman
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with cajan rice
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mixed with salsa
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and strawberry pocky.
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Served with juice
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of the rare
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blue 'Butternut' berries
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Tastes like beef
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From my mother's
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privet stash of
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small whiney children
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dressed in Kimonos
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made of bacon
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very tasty bacon
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So they travelled
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to pie store
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so they can
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roll in cheese
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for government overthrow
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restoring all manga
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for the sake
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of small chocolate
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and boxed pockey
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roast duck flavor
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This... is CNN
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blared the TV
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In Vondan's pants
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partly cloudy with
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nerdy aunts and
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very large ducks
[Sorry Vondan, I had to.]
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even though he
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had no breadcrumbs
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to bring forth!
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So the went
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To the store
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and thats all
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the story end
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thank you kylite :mrgreen:
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said the person
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limping dropping Pocky's
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yummy summer flavor
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with exploding debris
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like potato shards
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into another dimension.
"It's a jump...
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To...Yay!!! Pocky!!!
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he screamed, distracted
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But he was
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insane and crazy
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"Spare no one!"
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He yelled joyously
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for Kingdom Hearts
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the new breakfast
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chocolate marshmallow cereal
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with tiny bits
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of monkey paw
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furry and dark
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with sprinkles named
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Bob, George and
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Harvey the Wonder Hamster (okay that's four, but I couldn't resist)
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Yes, I'm dizzy.
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dizzy as hell
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Where's a bucket?
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Under lord XENU!!!!!!!!!!!
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A panic arose
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and breakfast too
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bacon and eggs
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a disgusting mix
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room for more
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Bacon and bacon.
Where am I?
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and ARMY OF DARKNESS! (sorry its four but i love it so!)
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Gimme some sugar!!!
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cried the child,
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Sally Fourth! He
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who smells of
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Geek Stink Must
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an alluring smell
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drowned in Slurm
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spam, spam, spam
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went the hacker
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None the becoming
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of Zombie Toast.
You smell of
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Vegemite and jelly
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on rye bread
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hold the mayo
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not Vic Mignogna
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but Tiffany grgant!
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summonded TEH NABESHIN
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with jelly doenuts
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behind the wheel
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of a steamroller
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hot and steamy! 8)
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on your back
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like a turtle
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Cute little turtle
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small and green
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goes "Ring, Ring!"
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while it sings
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chocolate chip pancakes!!
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to the tune
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"Angel of Music"
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by Rob Zombie
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batteries not included
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some restrictions apply.
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void where prohibited
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"No disassemble, live!"
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Screamed Edward Scissorhands
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Snip Snip Snip
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Went the cows
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chibi vampire cows
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from Geonosis lab
Dude, my sloganizer just came up with an oxymoron: "Step into the light with Dark Lady" T.T
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under umbrella corporation
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Commander Ikari's NERV
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gave him courage
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to fight evil
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by moonlight. Winning
(please tell me I was not the only one thinking this >< )
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love by daylight
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smoking and burning
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everyone in sight
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she is the
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quack that walks
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on butterfly wings
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and a prehensile
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proboscis that catches
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with thunderous love
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, the dirty kind.
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dirty, dirty, love
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A little freaky
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With maple butter
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and scrumptious waffles ^.^
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made of pancakes
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I felt used
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a good way
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to be loved
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buttered and syrupy
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all over my
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wet noodle of doom! (I know it's four, I just had to....)
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so he screamed
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gimme more sugar
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for my cavities
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ache for more!
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lenom puddine salve
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rubs it in
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screaming in agony
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From Hang toenail
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torn and painful
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and gushing blood
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plus pulsing pus
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then turning yellow
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tip-toe through tulips
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as you die
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to dye for?
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sweet melons of
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minerva's marvelous mounds
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Speaking of mounds
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I'm all ears.
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tell us more
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you've got males
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willing to listen ^.^
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to shop gossip
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And buy junk
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used, on sale
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was a golden
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and green monkey.
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that use to
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provide back-up for
I hope hyphenated words only count as one.
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giant eating monkeys!
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milky sour lemon
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drops of Jupiter
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world's fastest Zamboni!
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going 27 mph!
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Somebody stop me! :shock:
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Villagers ran screaming
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cattle were raped
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so I ate
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hot dogs and
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mashed onions on
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a poppyseed roll
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Breakfest of champs
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replacing waffles everywhere!!!!!
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low carb fad
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for the elderly~!
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Sucked up geezers
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I am 18!
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Screamed excited Waffles
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,enjoy some cake
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cuz i am
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entierly too fat
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it's good "beefcake"
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for the soul
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OMG flying doritos
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dribbling bean dip
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bubbly and brown
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Monkey do how!
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cat doth shriek
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thats tasty yo!
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that's tasty yaoi?!? :shock:
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indeed smack it
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what the heck
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I've gone insane
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nothing new there
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so I'll complain
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about the weather
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classic Oregon Whine
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while getting drunk
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on cheap whine
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red red wine
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makes you sick
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in the head.
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That's why I
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am a republican
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bite me maggot!
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is my saying
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because I'm crazy
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glue so funny
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and so filling
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no more diarrhea
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got my pepto
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the pepto pup
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that I kicked
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off my lawn
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into the garbage
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Ship it!, Next!
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down the shoot
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into the boiling
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trans-fat free oil
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Cheese ninja APPEARS!!!
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Everywhere! Woo! Woo!
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they taste good
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eat them all
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mmm mmm good
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Corn is good.
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It makes popcorn.
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but not all
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the townspeople liked
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trans-fat free popcorn
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with lots of
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melted pocky sticks
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in their ears
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hat is good
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on each toe
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because the winter
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bells are cracked
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out like a
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chocobo on Trix.
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jonesing for more
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lost in love
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of Yaoi Yatta
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I'm gonna be
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five hundred miles
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"Ahahahahahahaha."
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off to sea
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working my dinghy
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all night long
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thejew is asleep
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so we proceed
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and sing and
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shout out "Hail
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to the king
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Give me some
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boxes of pocky
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to throw at
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that little kid
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who ate Mocky
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,SHoe on head
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mexican hat dance
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Then Orochimaru appeared
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with strawberry pocky
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the good kind
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that looks like
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snakes of doom
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or kittens of
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the final words
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to my karaoke.
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That tortured many
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poor unfortunate souls~!
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cried the puppys
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who were dancing
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for ever more
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cried the Raven
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So the ducks
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quacked and danced
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to the beat
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of DDR mania!
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heart patient advisory
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do not use
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japanese school boys
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in Yaoi videos
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while making use
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of airsoft guns.
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Which can hurt
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maim, and otherwise
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so eat wisely.
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Pocky for breakfast
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makes us squee
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like a bunch
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and if we
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have more pocky,
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we'll eat it.
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through our noses
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Now our boogers
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taste of salty
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pirate dog scum
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Our noses burn
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with great delight
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hey, that's earwax!
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Wishes jaybug would
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......>.>
.....<.<
BE A PIRATE xD
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on a plane
o:
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muhahahahahaha argh my
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funny bone hurts
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thats not my
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pretty yaoi, I
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like mine smutty. XD
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Though it can't
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seem to get
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yaoiza! yaoiza, yaoiza!
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Stop!! Hammer time!
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Can't touch this
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Love can touch
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but vengeance can
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kill you... man
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with iron sadness
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and strawberry pocky
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yellow goodness, yo!
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Said Waffle Master
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agreed the master
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apprientice did, speaking
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about his lost
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pink car keys
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damnit I knew
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I should've broke
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that kids bike
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with his leg
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and ate some
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pocky & drank
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yummy strawberry flavored
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Safeway Select pop.
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Their pinapple pop
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reminds me of
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nudist beaches where
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old men roam
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and eyes burn
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and young women
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scream like banshees
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because of the
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rainbow colored frogs!
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that eat faces
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and make them
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play Dance Dance
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Revolution until the
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old baggy men
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play pocky golf
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with beautiful bums
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under the sun
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You are now
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a child of
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two lovely men
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thats hot, right?
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the story ends
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whats that a
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streaking sailor senshi
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, Pickle fighting action
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, Vlassic against Heinz,
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Its gonna rock!
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The winner receives
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a hug from
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The Great ManFaye!
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That is hot!
(Heh I have a story about man-faye, he dosent like me that much)
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The combatants flee
(Really? ManFaye doesn't like you that much?)
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but I get
( yeah I had a long email session with him before)
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the hug, instead.
(Wow. Lucky.)
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so I screamed
(its not that hard just send him a email)
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out loud, "I
(What's his e-mail?)
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need an adult"
(man-faye@man-faye.com)
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So I come
(Thanks.)
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and give me
(anytime)
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a crobar to
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smack a donkey!
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ManFaye runs away
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cake rains down
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, we have forks!
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SO they all
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land everywhere, and
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I steal them
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"Give them back!"
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so waffles tosses
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them to me
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score 5 points
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I eat them
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so we all
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go to Shari's
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and get a
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bunch of pies
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aand milke shakes
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and various burgers
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bacon for all
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except for thejew
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He got pwned
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we all ate
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and enjoyed company
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from Detroit cosplayers
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,so we bought
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lots and lots
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of yummy pocky
Been a while since pocky was mentioned
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chocolate, strawberry, melon
I was hoping one of us would sooner or later.
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the pocky club
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has many members
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I am one!
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Can I be?
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talk to tom
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Okay, I will.
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so the story
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needs new ideas
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giant robot monkey!
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It's arrived in
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in A ufo!
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Oh my goodness!
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so fog appeard
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mysteriously, and miniature
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POODLES ATTACKED YOUR
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funkadelic socks furiously
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Now they've mutated
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into pocky loving
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pocky club members >.>
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wearing purple leotards
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also go-go boots
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and pink tutus
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And mini skirts
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not mine I
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won't loan it
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because of the
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Waffles loaning clause
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that was made
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by sir waffles!
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In 1874 by
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sir waffles, damnit!
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Really made by
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thejew and you
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damn politics Damn
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they always undermine
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hot yaoi action
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Which makes Kimiski
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want to dance
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in the rain
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to the beat
NIGHT ALL ^_____^
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with addorable midgets!
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...of unimaginable size
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In kimiski's arms
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they kissed deeply
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and we all
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started in awe
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with the matirx
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choose the blue
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ninja in plaid
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who carries red
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cloaked men to
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black silky beds.
"YAOI YAOI Yuri?"
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they kissed deeply
Who Kissed who deepley???? :evil:
:lol:
^WAIT! But then
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sexy Hyde appeared
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and did dirty
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dancing all alone
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with silky panties
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in the closet
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while eating lots
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of coconut pocky
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while surrounded by
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pudding covered Skeletors
(inside joke for everyone who did this last time)
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and Dragonball figurines
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then gackt apeard
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while drinking a
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shake tasting of
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the souls of
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otaku haters. THEN
(how can someone hate otaku? :( evil haters in the world)
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We ate dinner!
( I am hungry)
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with purple pandas
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with fleece sweaters
( O.o i have no idea..)
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that be comfy~
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and short shorts
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which is sexy
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but not that
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green, violent, panda
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witn nukes, BAby
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said your momma
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to the dog
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then the dog
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sniffed the flower
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and said BANANAS
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Over and over
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and over again
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until it died.
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poor ol' chap
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said the monkey
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with fourteen fingers
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then he had
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a heart attack
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after seeing a
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leashy doing the
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macaraina with Clinton
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then washougal_otaku walked
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in on them
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and then died
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with laughter. He
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is still dead
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and yet typing
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but still dead
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You are, too.
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he means himself
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*Means Wolf Wood.*
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you still dead
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Where's the story?
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anyways leashy and
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her cat Tony
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and a Gecko
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did the robot
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and chicken dance
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dance for DDR
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and they faild
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and were imprisoned
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in the game
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A bonus level
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they needed tto beat
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That's four words!
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ehh close enough
so they did
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attempt to win
(You're forgiven)
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but they didn't
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win the game
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"Use cheat codes!"
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Woah... They won!
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but then her
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cats put in
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leashys head then
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killed Wolf Wood
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but he ducked
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after being killed
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and fell off
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the earth's surface
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but WW flew
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into a blackhole
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and came back
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to Hell's inferno. :twisted:
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which he ruled
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As Satan's slave
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but WW escaped
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then was captured
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and was re-captured
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(im gonna make this longer then three words
but then WW escaped a destroyed the world HAHAHAHAHHA
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Then he died.
Wolf Wood.... please follow the rules ^.^' I'd appreciate it since I don't want this locked.
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so did everyone
sorry kassendra
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Thank you, Kassandra!
New Story!
Three purple elephants
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ran around and
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played flag football
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in the rain
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Team Djibouti wins!
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they were sad
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poor team Ethiopia
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they cried and
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their mommies came
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and also cried
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Lots of Kleenex
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where wasted badly
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The recycling bins
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had thier bellys
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filled like turkeys
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on thanksgiving day
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that image has
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stuck to my
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demented memory forever.
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then a little
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magical, ugly fairy
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played ddr with
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the unclean souls
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of Paris, France
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And Portland, Oregon
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then babysugarbear died
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and was resurected
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by wolf wood. then
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she danced with
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waffles and died
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a joyful death
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in waffles arms
lol
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while waffles did
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a mournful dance
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to revive her
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but it didnt
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now she's zombiefied
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and she killed
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every Cloud cosplayer
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and waffles then
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turned to Wolfy
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and said hello
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then killed wolfy
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then got revive
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babysugarbear for he
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was really bored
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and sad too
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Now feathery lizards
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ate icream so
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they could jump
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like super chocobos
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wearing moon boots
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that are waterproof
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but have holes
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in which to
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place three gems
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of ULTIMATE POWAH!!!!
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then chocobo said,
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"Where's gem three?"
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LOOK! Its Bill!!!!!
*Bill from the Poke'mon series. xD*
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and, "what the
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heck are you
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doing in a
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convention full of
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flesh eating cosplayers
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sounds spify yo!
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and then they
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cried out to
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the cosplaying god
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,play the best
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DDR music ever!!!
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naked hippos run
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onto the stage
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baring it all
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for the crocodiles
(Sorry, Fantasia popped into my head just now)
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screaming in horror
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Where's the censorship?
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"It ran away"
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to the end
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of the halls
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and pulled out
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a gigantic chainsaw
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of doom and
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said "DIE, CENSORS!!!"
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then I saw
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a chocolate Sailor
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scout and i
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noticed censor bars
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on places where
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men usually have
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yatta fig leaves
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,on waffles hurray
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I stopped laughing
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due to high
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levels of toxic
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censorship and choked
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on the thing
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that your momma
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knitted for you
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God urinated on
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Tokyo, Japan. Smelling
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like fresh orchids
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was the asian
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gardens and parks
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of portland oregon
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down by the
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river of love
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where watermellons grow
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large round melons
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with great long
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stems pointing up
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they almost remind
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me of that
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one thing which
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is forbidden to
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say right now
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because they are
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boobs! a new
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set sprouted from
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the hand of
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the goggle squad
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thouse great knights
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who say NI!
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atleast he didn't
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lay a hand
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on my burger
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which contains the
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this mighty thing (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi21.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb265%2FSkelewhore%2Fdilbert-motto.jpg&hash=efc7ef57ab32790c2a248a64d27d5ab2052fc172)
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THE HOLY HANDGRENADE!
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with easy to
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pull pin ring
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that kicks ass
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like kasandra does
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,mine and yours
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every time we
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look at cute
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girls in skimpy
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outfits or short
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skirts and with
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fantastic knockers yep
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their sailor senshi!
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"In the name
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of God, unclean
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panties everywhere, wow
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that's kinda dirty
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for an otaku
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with a disgusting
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mind of funk
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that attracts lolitagoths
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like a magnet
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.
Three blind mice
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with big sunglasses
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made cheese sculptures
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on Krillan's head
(Oh, all you DBZ fans, rejoice!)
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. Because of this
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one thing that
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I saw on
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a tv show
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long, long ago
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in a galaxy
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far far away
(didn't see that one coming, did ya?)
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lived young anakin
did you see that one?
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the crazy fisherman.
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who had a
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magic fishing pole
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of INFINITE POWER
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in which he
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played the best
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ping pong match
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it kicked ass!
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like eating tacos
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at high speeds
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totally totally naked
__________________
"Bwahahaha!"
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except with hats
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you always need
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a fuzzy toy
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which is addorable
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and used to
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pratice glomping hehe
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along with cooking
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also for crying
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but most importantly
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for loving the
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giant apes of
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cute underwater fun
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. What the hell
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stated a suspious
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dumpling! Touch me
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I'm all fuzzy
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in a good
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, creepy sorta way.
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Don't poke me
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or I'll kill
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a pony with
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a rusty spatula
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used for okonomiyaki
(I like okonomiyaki, it's TASTY.)
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to go insane
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without abusing red-eye
(Osht a BeBop reference... also: this story makes no sense!!!)
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while chasing a
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heartless in twilighttown
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who'd a thought
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a little creature
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would bite this
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thing? All out
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of ammo, he
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ate more okonomiyaki
(That is good stuff, unless it's made by me; I can't cook).
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until he saw
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a hideous sight
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of many different
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rabid zombie chibis
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from Silent Hill
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which whispered sweet
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is quite awesome
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tasting of otaku
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women everywhere? Nice!
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Dipped in chocolate!
-
Plenty of sprinkles!
-
and gummi bears
-
Tastes Yummy in
-
you mommas house
-
Nah, you di'int!
_____________
"Ahahahahahahaha!"
-
A new story...
-
about three librarians
-
and a convention
-
full of many
-
happy and silly
-
very wasted kittens
-
wearing lolita outfits
-
and cosplay costumes
-
get puppies wasted
-
high on candy
-
like blisters in
-
Goku's happy mouth.
Three small children
-
exploded rather viciously
-
I ate popcorn
-
Covered in M&Ms
-
but no butter
-
and burnt my
-
bottom on pancakes
-
covered in syrup.
-
Weird All likes
-
songs about bottles
-
sake filled and
-
cookie jars empty
-
even though he
-
runs around in
-
nothing but his
-
glow-in-the-dark boxer shorts.
-
to his cousin's
-
next door neighbor
-
at his wedding.
How many pikachus
-
does it take
-
to force Ash
-
to kiss Misty?
:oops:
-
Naruto and Yondy
(haha...none! They kiss anyways!)
-
hug because they
-
love playing chess
-
in the dark
-
on saturdays for
-
packs of pocky
-
green tea flavored
-
Ew, that's gross!
-
Yes, I Agree!
-
NO IT'S GOOD!!
-
What will congoers
-
do to be
-
the best cosplayer
-
who ever lived?
-
they will DANCE
-
the night away
-
GET DOWN TONIGHT
-
Shake Your BOOTAAAAY!!!
-
Ha Cha Cha
-
we love you!
-
*doesn't know anyone*
-
said Hinata the
-
amazing orochimaru glomper
-
from another planet
(( X3;; Hi Hinata ))
-
who likes dancing
(( Hi orochi!!! xD ))
-
the funky chicken
-
and the robot
-
in crowded theatres
-
for spare change
-
and stale popcorn
-
covered in butter
-
made of SOULS
-
which I eat
(I actually do ask my friends if I can eat their souls XD)
-
with noodles on
-
hot curry rice
-
along with strawberry
-
flavored pop rocks
-
and blue otterpops
-
. The dancing chickens
-
forced George Bush
-
to be a
-
Queen with many
-
cupcakes flower candy
-
and mountain dew.
(I wanna play this with someone at the con. On the spot stories should be hilarious)
-
when I am not busy I am in!
GOOD FOOD LOVE!
-
Bush beat Kerry.
(Okay, new subject, no politics, ever again, let's not PO anyone, on purpose).
-
hey why you end it with that then....
Then the smoke
-
from k-con fangirls
(oi oi....i have nooo idea >.0)
-
exploded in shades
-
of crimson and
-
cerulean, emerald, lavender
-
and a nasty
-
puke green color
-
that reminds me
-
of Nickelodeon slime
-
oh, wonderful slime!
-
We then followed
-
Waffles to the
-
to destroy the
-
terrorists who keep
-
me away from
-
going wildly insane
-
when talking to
Can you only do one post a day?
-
jesus the notorious
-
who would do
-
funky thing in
-
bob the lover
-
at night in
-
a cupboard full
-
of plates and
-
fruity pebbles cereal
-
and some crumbs
-
He realized that
-
there were no
-
love for fat
-
fast food consumers
-
who eat many
-
bowls of chili
-
from Wendy's restaurants
-
Allowing wendy's to
-
RULE THE WORLD
-
making it unfair
-
to the little...
-
taco stand trucks
-
next to Shell.
-
Shell has very
-
tasty hot dogs
-
that make you
-
squeal like fangirls
-
But don't eat
-
The green pizzas
-
because it's from
-
former planet Pluto
-
That's going to
-
the gackt concert
-
in the month
-
of May, when
-
may flower come
-
to wish gackt
-
luck in dancing
-
The Kodocha dance.
And then he
-
Acts like Kyo
[from Dir en grey]
-
when he's drunk
-
on strawberry sake
-
, warmed up by
-
red monkey butts
-
that were gassy.
-
Very, very grassy.
-
No more wasabi
-
and pocky and
that was awesome meeting you at the con wash
-
spicy chicken crunchwraps
Yeah, it was nice getting to meet you, too. You planning on coming next year?
-
then the puppy
yes and im going to sakura con
-
ate shoe polish
I might be going to Sakura, too. Haven't decided yet.
-
then he vomited.
-
puppies and lots
-
of sugar stars
-
emeralds of suger
-
Sugary Chaos Emeralds
-
for Dr. Robotnik
-
morning coffie of
-
ABSOLUTE DOOM! ...and
-
fuzzy wittle bunnies
(yes, misspelled on purpose)
-
hopping in meadows
-
went to Kumoricon
-
had great fun
-
with waffles and
-
the Goggle Squad!
-
Until thejew got
-
in a fight
-
with a big
-
plastic cloud figurine
-
and had to
-
pawn the stephenroith
-
to a gerbil
-
a radioactive gerbil
-
the kept forgetting
-
it really was
-
the best love
-
he'd ever had.
-
exept for that
-
the banana slug
-
who baked brownies
-
and blue cream
-
had eaten his
-
orange scented walkman.
(new sentence)
-
Twenty years ago
-
on a ship
-
fog beyond sight
-
the USS Milwaukee
-
floated with emptyness
-
its crew gone
-
its barrocks molding
-
and its anchor
-
rusted on the
-
Railroad, all the
-
other rieghndeer had
-
shinnier noses than
-
me right now
-
sentence has changed.
-
Stop! Hammer time.
-
bow chickabow wow
-
Bye! Bye! Bye!
-
right said, Fred
-
Time to fly!
-
but sadly not,
-
pika got munched
-
by the man
-
who called himself
-
the man with
-
Golden Gun from
-
Never Never Land
-
because he liked
-
fairies and mermaids
-
bur nor squirrels
-
endoursed by Waffles
-
eating cheese nuggets!
-
Mmmm... cheese nuggets...
-
,sad children cry
-
hungry for food.
-
I'm kinda hungry.
-
cookies are good
-
with milk and
-
chocolate covered carrots
-
that taste good!
-
radioactive bunny love!
-
indeed a pudgent
-
A new threat
-
It's my birthday!
-
Happy happy birthday
-
yay for you!
-
And they celebrated
-
with cake-flavored pocky
-
That was given
-
by Noh-Face
-
in a basket
-
made of pocky
-
and more pocky
-
was had by
-
Oxnard the Ham-Ham
-
who threw up
-
gallons of yogurt
-
from his nose
-
onto a table
-
and rotted through
-
the earth's core
-
destabilizing the balance
-
between yaoi and yuri
(i know its four words!! but i just HAD to post that D: )
-
and yaoi became
-
the most powerful
-
anime fan attractor (XD XD XD)
-
to ever walk
-
in spaghetti and
-
Nose Bandage Sauce
-
completely staining the
-
curtains of doom
-
which burst into
-
a huge fire
-
consuming the entire
-
buffet table of
-
rabid anime fans
-
who were watching
-
many re-runs of
-
flcl and they
-
ran around screaming
-
about lovely yaoi
-
so they trew
-
a giant tank
(trew is suppose to be 'threw', right?)
-
full of chocolate
(yes it was i'm tired ok??! lol)
-
onto the fire
-
That Charizard made
(yeah, I used a pokemon, shush.)
-
on this day
-
we will remember
-
Delicious Fire Pie
-
that tasted awful
-
But thats okay
-
we'll make more
-
later this evening
-
after Jin-Roh is
-
done cleaning the
-
bathroom and also
-
happiness from our
-
toilet love scrubber!
-
furry hobbit feet
-
Damn I'm Good!
-
said the Balrog
-
wearing a dress
-
made of purple
-
spiky cardboard boxes
-
I should call
-
gir and gackt
-
to come dance
-
with everyone in
-
the Gazebo on
-
October the fifth
-
in the conservatory
-
with professor Plum!
-
"Checkmate! Uno! Yatzee!"
-
screamed the umpire
-
choco sauce driping
-
Foaming at mouth
-
as he bit
-
A human baby
-
that was really
-
bloated from the
-
transdimensional shift pattern
-
so then zombies
-
ate up Rotkappchen
-
guts spilled until...
-
candy came out
-
Which was tasty
-
but kind of
-
sour and chewy
-
floating like angsty
-
emo drowning pools
-
of sorrow and
-
joy and happy
-
with orange coloring
-
so they went
-
to McDonald's and
-
ordered Burgerking food
-
"wha the fuh?"
-
BK Stackers Rock!
-
was thier cry
-
Suddenly, Heart Attack!
-
Burgerking is Kira!
-
kira finally confessed.
-
and L appeared
-
kira kissed L
-
pictures were taken
-
things got hot
o.o
-
Really really hot.. >3>
-
Misa's head exploded >D
**literally, it went splat-no-more!**
-
and everyone cried.
-
Changing topics quickly,
-
may I ask
-
may I pry?
-
Pry they did
-
angry Furbys appeared
-
They were rabid
-
cheassy chream cheassy
-
o.O;; ......was Furby Flavored?
-
the children DIED!
-
So everyone celebrated.
-
*Monty Python "yeaaaaaa"*
-
African or European
-
two bee or
-
nicht sein, das
-
lol a nickel
-
said the French
-
to the swiss
-
farmer, who was
-
a chocobo in
-
a mops brain
-
dancing the Funky
-
tuna fish delight
-
in a box
-
labled Scientific Progress
-
need not apply
-
do not open
-
warned the cat
-
with the hat
-
holding a rat
-
singing about Happy
-
purple striped hats
-
not, rasberry berets?
-
Biohazard chemical hats!
-
Whats with hats
-
They're for rats.
-
who dislike cats
-
but not dogs
-
or rotting logs
-
siad the mouse
-
in the house
-
you're a louse!
-
no more rhymes
-
please this time
-
here's an orange.
-
I don't want
-
cried Darth Vader
-
no more Pocky!
-
My eyes hurt
-
from this laughter
-
of obsene disaster
-
sex from rafters!
-
screamed the Norweigen
-
purple monkey lady
-
while throwing cats
-
yelling, "Haiphbi Agahaea!!"
(no it doesn't really mean anything)
-
into the dark
-
of the left
-
now that's DARK!
-
yelled the authoress
-
suffering from writer's
-
extreme hand cramp
-
and a hangover
-
damn dead lines
-
they always sneak
-
around like burglars
-
ninjaing in the
-
Pit of Dispair
-
,sorrow of love
-
for Princess Buttercup
-
and the trolly
-
from Ms. Molly
-
, happy children flocked
-
around the TV
-
danced the penguin
-
they call Oswald
-
bearer of the
-
sleepy toad crystals
-
gnawed their way
-
through the vast
-
pile of petticoats
-
while singing songs
-
of happy tales.
-
and flying whales
-
and rocks. Trees
-
of purply blue
-
where the Lorax
-
had a party
-
and knit a
-
red Teletha Testarossa
-
*very very confuzzed*
-
cried Al as
-
Weird Al from
-
the Full Metal
-
popcorn suger hour
-
cricket crocking croon
-
big pink dubloon
-
is what the
-
Pirates wanted badly
-
but they didn't
-
brush their teeth
-
with pumice stone
-
or clorox bleach
-
, dripping in their
-
Naughty pink underpants?
-
worn by jaybug
-
burned by all
-
the old people
-
with fire alchemy
-
and Hyuuga style
-
chex mex mix
-
which they ate
-
through a straw
-
, which held worms
-
of the gummy
-
bears of DOOOM
-
also quite delicious
-
unless they don't
-
have cookie crumbs
-
muddying their nice
-
clean penguin suits
-
until they explode
-
pop pop penguins!
-
every one cheered
-
until they smelled
-
the delicious scent
-
of home baked
-
kid knee pie
-
what? no steak?
-
cried the little
-
cookie who could
-
run as fast
-
as he could.
-
from the milk
-
With a gun
-
that went bang
-
boom brattattatttatta Bang!
(thats a scary sounding gun. ^_^)
-
Many people screamed
-
and fled the
-
flaming flamingo cages
-
wich was bad
-
for throat rot
-
on a sunday
-
afternoon", sang the
-
angry flaming people
-
stop drop and
-
roll like disco!
-
Rocky on the
-
wood eating spiders. . .
-
dancing toward the
-
edge of doom
-
when a masked
-
pug poodle pup
-
danced his way
-
to the top
-
of a fuzzy
-
cap upon waffle's
-
jam jacket of
-
big jammy goodness
-
with his little
-
pinkie in air
-
As he stumbled
-
his way across
-
The Musclebound Weightlifter's
-
soft silky underwear
-
with frilly lace
-
and little hearts.
-
The boy finally
-
jumped in plushies
-
that were in
-
zombie mutant cyborg.
-
PIE! PIE! PIE!
-
CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!
-
Eat me Fool!
-
screamed waffles ferret
-
Next came a
-
blue unicorn KUPII!!!
(pgsm refrence XD)
-
oh noez snails!!
-
shrieked the vampire
-
blood blood candy!!!
-
poorly manufactured candy
-
little glass shards
-
Its kagome's fault!
-
No it's Kaoru's.
-
No, it's mine!
-
Like that's news!?!
-
The weatherman died.
-
The anchor lied
-
So reporters screamed.
-
to the videorecorder/tapes/cameras thingies.....
-
all over the
-
Parkrose Portland area
-
Which eventualy burned
-
down to a
-
lot of coal
-
that caused a
-
huge hurricane havok
-
and flooded downtown
-
to the Ocean
-
which mutated the
-
jellyfish and salmon
-
They mutated into
-
many Naruto clones
-
BELIEVE IT! lawl
( omg i used the word mutated twice.. t.t; )
-
RUN, SASUKE! RUN!!!
-
Orochimaru chased Sasuke
-
into the cave
-
all the way
-
to china town
-
where Sakura has
-
held Sephiroth hostage
-
with a spoon
-
knife and fork
-
HURRY! SHE'S HUNGRY!!!
-
Come and get
-
it! Human leg!
-
Mmmmm, BBQ longpork!
-
Where's a bib?
-
Yo lobster boy!
-
What is it?
-
Could it be?!?
-
Sephiroth is tasty!
-
Mmm with gravy!
-
Mama's special recipe
-
There's no cookbook.
-
its a secret
-
like bob and
-
waffles little affair
-
Suddenly everyone gasped
-
at the horror
-
Oh, not again!
-
Zombie Sepiroth attacked
-
ninja voodoo chopsticks
-
Whoda thunk it?
-
You just had
-
I lost it
-
the key to...
-
untold treasures beyond
-
powerful kingdom hearts
-
"DARKNESS!!!!!" shouts Ansem...
-
what the hell?
-
said the pickle
-
that lived in
-
a mutant's nose
-
The mutant sneezed.
-
and I cried
-
then ate cereal
-
nummy apple jacks
-
sporting a gallon
-
of strawberry milk
-
hidden behind the
-
magical fluffy bunny
-
who liked pie
-
too much. Anyway
-
the icecream man
-
cometh, stoppeth him
-
he has my
-
stapler that son
-
of Sam man!
-
Woah did you
-
eat a monkey
-
because it smells
-
just like Olongopo. Port city in Phillippines formerly a US Navy port city.
Take a bus
take a plane
If there were tracks
I'd take a train
To Olongopo!
-
Bob sagget was
-
convicted of crimes
-
,due to the
-
heinous act of
-
the tourettes guy!
-
^$$#$#*(& #@@%^( $$@^&**(
(^is three words)
-
wow thats alot
-
little puppy poo
-
said the monster
-
As he embraced
-
Harry Potter and
-
Brought out Yaoi.
-
"CUT!" Yelled Quinton
-
do it again
-
People got nosebleeds
-
blood flew everywhere! :D
-
mothers screamed loudly
-
handbags armed and
-
Destroyed all humans.
-
except for one
-
Who had secretly
-
spammed himself to
-
the point where
-
the robots revolted
-
And went into
-
death disco mode
-
Crazy Party Time!!!!!!!
-
DDR without water!
(oh no! D: )
-
lalala love SHIIIINNEEEEEE!
-
Said the Otaku
-
meaning every word
-
Of his Engrish.
-
Tic Tac Toe.
-
Said the Hobo
-
from downtown Portland
-
As he Glomped
-
Waffles in drag
-
And licked Him.
-
Waffles got annoyed
-
And turned away
-
from the hobo
-
Then he made
-
cats cats cats
-
Dance dance DANCE!!!!
-
Nap Nap Nap
-
I want Pie
-
said the littlest
-
Ragamuffin Hobo Spider.
-
"kill it!!" screamed
-
As he saw
-
venom dripping from
-
big hairy tongue
-
from Hobo Spider
-
licking spam cans
-
and burning tissue
-
to prvodie warmth
-
but what smell
-
that jay creates
-
to kill the
-
minions of meg
-
for sandwich meat
-
And kakashi robots
-
Everyone wants one
-
yummie gummie worm
-
red and yellow
-
fed to pigeons
-
makes orange poop
-
that smells of
-
yummie gummy worms.
-
that'll freeze firefox
-
and infect macs
-
Soon, the world
-
Willbetakenover by Kakashibots [hahaha I cheated....don't kill me >_<;;]
-
and remade in
-
Kakashibot format! Yay!
-
No rebooting required.
-
Only for Lovin' XD
-
dearly belovin' robots
-
That serve me :D
-
However, L robots
-
Are the sexiest
-
documentations prove this
-
Lily is crazy
-
for robot action
-
hot robot action
-
ALL THE TIME!!
-
'bot on 'bot
-
They're hot bots ;D
-
too hot for
-
this here forum
-
the forum melts
-
into ordinary sanity
-
And space-time warps
-
with spontaneous combusting
-
Into Violet Shrapnel
-
that deeply cut
-
the rasberry dounut
-
with powdered sugar
-
Into it's elements.
-
My brain hurts
-
Let's Slice it
-
and make soup
-
with some rosemary
-
and tyme for
-
some tempestuous flavour
-
and then feed
-
It to Kakashibots
-
and L bots
-
That are Xtremesexybots
-
so Xtremesexybots that
-
Make sexy remarks
-
of a naughty
-
Nature. To me :D
-
he said while
-
Blinking Quite Rapidly
-
"Woo-hoo! 100 Pages!!!"
-
Said Washougal enthusiastically
-
He's very happy
-
I'd say so.
-
He needs a
-
Bucket of HONEY! :D X3
-
Useful for waxing
-
And for bribing.
-
your best friends
-
And also carbaholics
-
in your family
-
And Local Library
-
filled with many
-
employees with no
-
idea how to
-
books at all
-
on the shelves
-
covered in plastic
-
and rice crispies
-
On their floors
-
of mighty doom
-
And severe tendancies
-
Several severed systems
-
Identity theft victims
-
Panic as they
-
race wildly to
-
Their Accountant's house.
-
vim, vitality, vigor
-
said sir jaybug
-
who had spontaneously
-
baked cookies for
-
his aunt Flo
-
she's back again?
-
Said vondan eyeing
-
her thick glasses
-
with mucho amor
-
Suddenly, he raced
-
to Aunt Flo
-
to declare that
-
Thick Glasses RUlE!!! 8D
-
I can even
-
prove that by
-
process of elimination
-
it's that simple.
-
To rule the
-
the entire world
-
a person must
-
Love Aunt Flo
-
owner of 1000000
-
pudding / jell-o pools
-
and a stylish
-
leather coat by
-
Motorcycles-R-Us
-
pink in color
-
With Sensual Design.
-
complete with goggles
-
And almighty earflaps
-
for those cold
-
Long flights to
-
hot, sunny Arizona
-
on a sunday
-
with The Pope
-
All Across Japan
-
con goers flock
-
to meet Gackt
-
and tear pieces
-
of "normies" apart
-
because of Gackt
-
and the free
-
cookies for everyone.
-
They then began
-
to sing a
-
Dirge Full of
-
naughty naughty limericks
-
having to do
-
with mecha and
-
psycho rabid fangirls
-
fighting tentacle monsters
-
in hentai fashion
-
with L/Kakashibots
-
that shoot lasers
-
From their faces.
-
In order to
-
save the universe
-
chopsticks are broken
-
As well as
-
wishbones and dreams
-
can you hear
-
The beautiful music
-
soft and sweet
-
Like a Prelude
-
a Honda Prelude
-
Or gentle subaru (I've always thought the word subaru sounded like some sort of ancient herbivore)
-
not Subaru WRX
Subaru, the seven sisters, also known from the greek as the Pleiades.
-
or apple trees.
-
The music is
-
so new age
-
it's hip hop
-
soft hippy hoppy
-
loved by Waffles
-
pillowy hippy hoppy
-
W T F?
-
Waffles likes Pillows.
-
and girls named
-
Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup
-
mwuah ha ha
-
chased by dr.evil.dinosaur
-
, a kind creature
-
made of love
-
rainbows and candy
-
with pink hair
-
and pale skin
-
like sour cream
-
and onion chips
-
not barbeque flavored
-
dressed in skirts
-
very poofy ones
-
poofy victorian ones
-
SO poofy that
-
they sploded on
-
the world and
-
and gackt sang
-
with the dinosaur
-
in perfect melody
-
"HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY!!!"
-
mr. dinosaur roared
-
then he went
-
to sit down
-
and read magazines
-
As he spoke
-
to sephiroth and
-
And wore Kelly's
-
blue little tutu
-
made of fuzz
-
and goose feathers
-
and little bits
-
Of little Chobits
-
that were adorable
-
in chibi form
-
With hentai aftertaste
-
mixed with pocky
-
and yanyan generic
-
sugar sugar sugar
-
major tooth decay
-
so the dentist
-
Prepared his hammer
-
and electric screwdriver
-
He was ready
-
to destroy the
-
the bronze kitty cat
-
which everyone cherished
-
burnishing it to
-
the fiery depths
-
of Orochimaru's lair
-
with beezenof prezento
-
that spoke english
-
and broken Japanese
-
On top of
-
old smoky, all
-
Smothered with Kakashibots
-
with detachable limbs
-
And spiky hair
-
full of SNOW!
-
And small chibis
-
who eat some
-
waffles with strawberries
-
Which isn't healthy
-
yet delightfully tasty
-
Look! It's a...
-
Monkey on fire!
-
Go! Get the
-
Digital Camera John!!
-
my eyes oh
-
my stars and
-
Oh my bob
-
,my pet lobster!
-
he was tasty.
-
with lots of
-
butter slathered on
-
him. But wait
-
His revenge, indigestion!
-
His claws are....!!
-
ripping through my
-
long purty hair
-
said background character#2
-
whose name was
-
billy joe bob
-
Destroyer of worlds!
-
asked where are
-
my yaoi manga
-
that I recently
-
lifted from Border's?
-
Why, they're in
-
my secret pocket
-
next to my
-
Lesser internal organs
-
like the brain
-
And The Skin
-
And sometimes "Y"
-
but not "345435435"
-
Only Binary 10001010111010110101
-
definitely not 99999999999999
-
Oh god....Numbers...
-
i hate math
-
cuz it stoopid
-
Math is fun
-
when you eat
-
the entire alphabet
-
In Soup Form
-
chicken and NinjaStars
-
With Shuriken Aftertaste
-
and toy kunai
-
don't eat it
-
it causes indigestion
-
sometimes even death.
-
Maalox doesn't help.
-
Especially not when
-
tacos are involved
-
Mis Amigos de
-
Banyo feugo entusiasmo
-
No!....si...NO!
-
obviously linguisticly scitzophrenic
-
Only Mostly. But...
-
there was hope!
-
But not anymore
-
because of her
-
dying left foot
-
they had to
-
use a chainsaw
-
to extricate it
-
from her leg
-
full of pain
-
around the butt
-
cranial rectal insertion
-
is nearly impossible
-
foot in mouth
-
like jaybug sees
-
insane pictograph wormholes
-
through ancient ideograms
-
and text books
-
written in swahili
-
Or possibly Latin
-
veni vidi vici
-
but definetely foreign
-
still tastes like
-
tasty BBQ wildabeast
-
you want fries?
-
Maybe some cancer?
-
Free chemotherapy included.
-
Anesthetic costs extra
-
You'll need insurance
-
XD Will it hurt!?
-
yes lots said
-
genki was spilled
-
lots of ham
-
and kitty fur
-
the patch work
-
Faces were made.
-
out of the
-
Blackened remains of
-
Girs' dance partners.
-
At forgotten proms.
-
The girls dance
-
And voices crack
-
in country songs
-
were outlawed yay
-
now everyone plays
-
nifty 80's tunes
-
bangin' their heads
-
hair all over
-
deja vu again
-
so damn nostalgic
-
Amen to that!
-
said the preacher
-
from Green Bay
-
land O' cheeseheads
-
and lousy wines
-
wine from cheese???
-
wine WITH cheese
-
We have taste
-
like ham yum
-
that's not kosher!
-
what are you..
-
some kind of
-
noodle thingyy made
-
out of 100%
-
fortified soy milk
-
that only hippies
-
at the SaturdayMarket
-
would possibly eat
-
unless they wore
-
Their Meat Hats (haha kingdom of loathing anyone? ^.^)
-
on their knees
-
Feasting on the
-
dead sea turtles
-
that migrated to
-
beautiful downtown Burbank
-
and Nova Scotia.
-
Lost at sea
-
That was later
-
found on shore
-
Inside a caustic
-
apple core of
-
Death and Peace.
-
a penitent whaler
-
equipped with violins
-
and big pianos
-
That had mouths
-
tree three tree
-
said the mouths
-
to each other
-
whilst soft peddling
-
Across misty feet
-
slowly developed fungus
-
tough actin' Tinactin
-
mentos the fresh
-
soda fizzer then
-
and still halitosis
-
Get the toothpaste
-
Out of my
-
sister's zombie hair
-
filled with much
-
fake blood and
-
little wriggly things
-
that fell from
-
her rotting scalp
-
treated with magical
-
festering powders from
-
vondan's toilet acid
-
boiling toiling trouble
-
the olsen twins
-
Didn't eat anything
-
but still purged
-
the red carpets
-
to protect feet
-
hermetically sealed bags
-
of peanut juice!
-
were carefully placed
-
beside the river
-
In tiny boats
-
with little candles
-
and incense sticks
-
Made in China
-
2 for $1
-
three for free
-
the law allows
-
you one yaoipaddle
-
for every lily
-
you can eat
-
Or put on
-
top of fire
-
grilled peanut sauce.
-
which always tastes
-
A bit moldy
-
and slightly bitter
-
a jenga stack
-
falls on a
-
stack of manga
-
worth over $500
-
all wrapped seperately
-
and postmarked to
-
Santa C/O Satan
-
1256 Reindeer Lane
-
whips/chains required
-
cool ham sandwhich
-
it ain't kosher
-
like my sammich
-
in your pants
-
where's the beef?
-
it's hidden under
-
the big cheese
-
for a hat
-
bought by Kumoriconers
-
with member discount
-
paid for by
-
the hyper folks
-
from Hershey, Pennsylvania
-
producing quality sweets
-
from 1902 and
-
1968 on a
-
federal research grant
-
Financed by cancerous
-
and leprous beneficiaries
-
who only eat
-
what Barbara Walters
-
ran over yesterday
-
in her sleep
-
The roadkill is
-
mmm oishi desu
-
And also seems
-
quite spamlike too
-
like griddle cakes
-
only more waffles-like
-
with size nine
-
shoes for brains
-
from Lady Reebok
-
That squeak when
-
someone starts a
-
Sailor Scout Fire.
-
Mars in particular
-
Firey space rocks
-
are capable of
-
massive destruction in
-
timber-lined metropoli
-
That crush small
-
woodland creatures and
-
Chibi Moon's head
(Yippy! 1900 replies!)
-
(w00t)
what a tragic
-
end for the
-
dastardly crooks and
-
the unfortunate muggles
-
Who ended up
-
on reality TV
-
with silly Omarosa
-
who had a
-
multiple personality issue
-
it made good
-
reality pancakes for
-
Saturday morning cartoons
-
which act as
-
band aid of
-
the senses, but
-
only when other
-
people danced like
-
Justin Timberlake clones
-
kill them all!!!
-
shouted the monk
-
while praying for
-
Complete world domination
-
by the gir
-
no help from
-
his drunk comrade
-
a-maying with the
-
cold demon of
-
Evil anti-christmas
-
resplendant in its'
-
humbug-powered armour
-
and sword of
-
mutant holly leaves
-
often swung to
-
a catchy DDR
-
Supernova hyper-beat
-
a mighty blast
-
from a mighty
-
Mast. Complete with
-
hypnotic epileptic lights
-
That undulate with
-
a discordant syncopation
-
and magnetic rotation
-
for the koolaid
-
-filled beavers that
-
spritzed water from
-
Their Opus Magni
-
just like Vegas!
-
Without the Elvi (plural of Elvis ;D)
-
who previously protected
-
a door-to-door shaman
-
me its me!
-
screamed the Waffles
-
As he tried
-
to no avail
-
To rid himself
-
of that nagging
-
little space-man that
-
could summon Pokemon
-
that eat m&m's
-
shaped like pikachu's
-
sparkling little bolts
-
and fuzzy tail.
-
I used to
-
hop train cars
-
that made noises
-
similar to Narutowhen (haha I'm cheating ^.^)
-
jumped off the
-
the colappsing slide
-
Of super-juicy
-
and extra spicey
-
gummy octopi, then
-
he got pwnd
-
just like that
-
he kissed Hinata.
-
It was hot
-
as hot mustard
-
that was boiling
-
in a teapot
-
from Mexico City
-
covered with the
-
Ancient runes of
-
Eikis Cali Werr
-
Also Known As
-
the sword Excalibur
-
made of chocolate
-
melted in the
-
Makai flames from
-
the dragon lord
-
who lived with
-
his aging parents
-
who suffer from
-
Stealing Underpants Syndrome
-
went to the
-
Doomed Sword Shop
-
and were doomed
-
to be cut
-
Into tiny pieces.
-
like tiny G-strings
-
That flutter in
-
the summer breeze
-
Like pretty dresses
-
on cat girls
-
who forgot their
-
garters and bucklers
-
but lucky them
-
Gary has-a spare
-
in his purse
-
which just so
(by the way, Lit_of_Fey, I really like the new avatar pic! Top notch!)
-
happen to smell
-
like fresh strawberries
-
laced with poison
-
and venomous snakes (i can't spell D: )
-
and tasted like
-
Sweet L-based sugar
[Heeh thanks EveofAbyss ^.^ I love cosplaying just for my own enjoyment X3]
-
and nothing else.
-
where am I?
-
in wonderland, dear!
-
answered the queen
-
high upon the
-
Protein-filled throne
-
more tea, please
-
quoth the dormouse
-
On Withered Heath
-
to the left
-
Of Thyne Olde
-
Jam Stained Doily.
-
How can you
-
resist the sweet
-
sweet call of
-
pure cane L,
-
z0mg, I NEEED!!! *runs to the pure cane L*
-
Senile fangirls sometimes
-
go crazy for
-
the great taste
-
of rich, luscious
-
L, fresh from
-
the gardens of
-
London. With Lorries!!! :D
-
This resulted in
-
Enormous explosions of
-
sugar star candies
-
Which L catches
-
to transform into
-
Super Ninja L-unit!!!!z0r!!!
-
Saving us from
-
Silly Raito and his crazy-filled wackiness >_>;
-
and battled him
-
In Spicy Ramen
-
with chopstick weapons
-
that look like
-
crusty old nunchakus
-
That radiate stinky
-
pepe le pew
-
-themed odour that
-
smelled slightly ... nice
-
But everyone knew
-
silent death awaited
-
The unknowing skunk.
-
his date dashed
-
and leaped over
-
then crushed his
-
jugular. And tragically
-
felt the need
-
to use the
-
megaton hammer that
-
isn't Mil Spec
-
On little babies.
-
Those poor infants
-
not quite walking
-
but are talking
-
too much nonsense
-
about vampiric robots?
-
Spleen eating monkies?
-
Botan Rice Candy
-
has free stickers
-
yaoi and yuri
-
but no hentai
-
Because heterosexualsare weird O_O; *runs in terror of the general population...and herself*
-
and are angry
-
despite their secret
-
well-concealed tentacles
-
used to grab
-
everything but food
-
made of cheese
-
They dislike waffles
-
because they're derranged
-
and totally sick
-
from the PLAGUE
-
that attacks the
-
anti-Waffles Cult from
-
somewhere in Texas
-
thriving on chaos
-
And icky rednecks
-
who eat nasty
-
Not waffles things
-
and instant oatmeal
-
with blue blazers
-
And sexy Yakuzas X3
-
Ya-can't go wrong!
-
With sexy senpai's :D
-
especially those ones
-
who have dark
-
hair and bright
-
Kidneys. Their teeth
-
were none other
-
than pearls pulled
-
from an aristocratic
-
noise conspiracy plotting
-
to subdue all
-
fighting chicken jeans
-
with noodles of
-
rubber-like texture
-
with some polyester
-
bowties tied to
-
Busy necks that
-
ate the world
-
but needed Tums
-
afterwards. It was
-
having a great
-
little snack until
-
a tooth broke
-
on Mount Fuji.
-
That tooth was
-
cracked in two
-
going, going, gone
-
above and beyond
-
the moon, but
-
Link of Hyrule
-
a tiny piece
-
Link gave it
-
Zelda. She wasn't
-
had not brought
-
called up her
-
a large tantrum
-
and even used
-
climb onto the
-
tokyo tower and
-
then stomp it
-
godzilla-like in anger
-
waffle approved destruction
-
and joined in
-
just in case
-
the flying eye
-
Equipped with deadly
-
at the fat
-
Suddenly, a Zora
-
ripped a hole
-
out of millions
-
of corduoroy pants
-
made out of
-
decomposing human flesh
-
that she ate
-
with red wine
-
and fava beans
-
to the music
-
of Nakashima Mika. ^^
-
The sounds created
-
heat waves of
-
perpetual dizziness, causing
-
her to vomit
-
up the ham
-
and fruit loops
-
and apple jacks
-
of a Furbolg.
-
Meanwhile, outside of
-
But the furblog
-
(Oopsies!)
was filled with
-
strawberry flavored jelly
-
with pieces of
-
stolen men's underpants
-
that smell like
-
Pinetree air fresheners
-
once stolen from
-
a farmer named
-
Rustle-Boo Gibralter. He
-
collected jungle monkeys
-
that speak Arabic
-
Aramaic mostly, and
-
play the kazoo.
-
with your wazoo
-
Now THAT'S talent!
-
Anything you can
-
drink can be
-
reused, recycled, :shock:
-
and that's why
-
anime conventions exist
-
and take place
-
northwest of normal
-
I highly recommend
-
complete with flavors
-
5,000 in all
-
at a store
-
in the middle
-
of a ham
-
glazed and rolled
-
Chock full o'
-
nature's naughty goodness
-
with lots of
-
democrats and feminists
-
Who all decided
-
Martha Stewart Rocks!
-
they had a
-
something exploded outside
-
and everyone danced
-
like drunken dwarves
-
playing rock music
-
the new gackt
-
was a girl
-
in bishi clothing
(I know it could be Bishoujo but you know what I mean)
-
and gaudy makeup
-
that looked like
-
bride of frankenstein
-
on alot of
-
Mousse and skwirrel.
-
When the album
-
dropped, they made
-
two pickles and
-
four large nuts
-
the size of
-
Vondan's nerdy auntie's
-
fluffy pomeranien puppy.
-
It had rabies
-
and often went
-
discoing saturday nights
-
on rainbow skates
-
and eating sandwhiches
-
tofu spam tomato
-
while the monkey
-
rizu chan san
-
ended the sentence.
-
For good behavior
-
I got out
-
of the cake
-
at the party
-
They clapped profusely
-
monkey doggy style
-
in order to
-
eat chocolate covered
-
caught on fire
-
running for the
-
he finished business
-
he didn't flush
-
brought him a
-
giant bag too
-
shaken not stirred
-
his positively monstrous
-
fists of steel
-
polished brightly, gets
-
to kiss the
-
ever-loving kneecap.
-
Driving down rain
-
washed the blood
-
l33t ninja lord
-
when the lord
-
ate his delicous
-
pocky pot pies
-
he pooped it
-
on top of
-
A giant plankton
-
farted and flew
-
towards president Bush
-
Hit Hillary instead
-
She was mad :c
-
for an immediate
-
Prime Minister of
-
juicy prime rib
-
Arab Emerites. The
-
guy who was
-
in love with
-
Bush's oldest daughter
-
and posed for
-
a huge bum.
-
asks for change
-
in the bank
-
the 8 ball
-
Of ultimate DOOM.
-
the official card
-
the blue elf
-
he was countered
-
By a tall
-
man in drag
-
who played the
-
part of the
-
ridiculously rich transvestite
-
from Transsexual Transylvania.
Ah HA!
Dammit, I know that song is going to be running amok in my head now!
-
His plan was
(haha, i love the rocky horror picture show. :D)
-
to lick apples
-
and confuse the
-
would make sure
-
that the ham
-
was properly glazed
-
In a creamy
-
It tasted like
-
buffalo meadow muffins
-
With cheese. They
-
and drank tea.
-
appeared and shot
-
tequila straight into
-
his jugular vein
-
the party's started
-
said spock as
-
hot alien somethingorother.
-
The kid next
-
with red shirt
-
said he didn't
-
like girls. So
-
the fly honeys
-
gathered all around
-
the rosemary bush
-
a presidential hopeful
-
was sure to
-
attract foody votes
-
and arrange the
-
vampires in rows
-
of exactly 12,000
-
million of them
-
They were blonde & <-----(hahahaaaaa that's not a word!!! t333333h33333)
-
had black eyebrows
-
and they danced
-
as if on
-
a summer breeze.
-
But you know
-
, when you think
-
about fuzzy bunny's
-
:shock: h! not there!
-
*gasp* Fooled you!
-
such a tool
-
unfortunately i am
-
Snapped, not Snap-On!
-
Woe is me
-
said the little
-
squid in distress
-
Ink-a-dinka-doo!
-
in native tongue
-
means I don't
-
want cake, sir
-
Only the finest
-
nonsense is served
-
with a side
-
of used doujinshi
-
and a sprinkle
-
that wasn't enough
-
for Totoro. He
-
flew up high
-
and bellowed at
-
the yellow catferrari
-
which was late
-
for it's appointment
-
with the cheaters
-
caught on fire
-
by bad grammar.
-
So he slayed
-
Grammar nazis. Unexpectedly[/size]
-
no ovations given
-
most will weep
-
for their lost
-
kitty cat soup.
-
...but some won't.[/size]
-
some have cat-toasts
-
and cat tarts
-
and baked beans[/size]
-
Boston brand baked
-
which means trouble
-
in little tokyo
-
with all the
-
illegible font choices
-
making bean reading
-
screams in agony[/size]
-
rang from the
-
deep depths of
-
his irritated bowels
-
until all the
-
Spam spumed spastically
-
into the toilet.
-
Which was gross
-
and quite impolite
-
for an officer
-
commissioned in law
-
to do alone
-
so he bought
-
a cleaning lady
-
suddenly sprang forth[/size]
-
from the toilet
-
port arms position
-
using kung-fu grip[/size]
-
like a trained
-
flying monkey of
-
the wicked witch[/size]
-
of West Linn
-
. She then ran[/size]
-
off a cliff
-
and into the[/size]
-
icy cold air
-
and flew away
-
leaving no forwarding
-
address. She dropped
-
her pet dinosaur
-
at Taco Bell
-
mistaking the trash
-
for carne esada
-
then hurried away.[/size]
-
dine and dash
-
on chicken popcorn[/size]
-
The cashiers chased
-
they grabbed their
-
extraordinarily long limbs[/size]
-
, called their mothers
-
and then ran[/size]
-
to their secret
-
gold-encrusted pod
-
from the planet
-
Windex Vapour Three
-
fell into the
-
boiling acid pits
-
sending acrid plumes
-
every which way
-
but loose, sadly,
-
their mothers laughed
-
about those giant
-
nectarines, that lily
-
and Mary chucked
-
heartily. Then she
-
devoured mary's face
-
paroxysym of greed
-
. Content, she lay
-
on a fearsome
-
bed of nails
-
while eating chocolate
-
pocky in marmalade
-
it looked like
-
vomit-covered shoelaces
-
but tasted like
-
butterscotch. Then they
-
ran until bloody
-
blisters manifested themselves
-
on her toes
-
who gave them
-
magical rose petals
-
that would turn
-
The icky mess
-
into a fantastic
-
foot-themed variety
-
of frangible fungi (not fun gal)
-
a very virulent
-
strain of Brazilian
-
robusta caffinensis vulgarii
-
cured only by
-
staring at goatse
-
dominating their will
-
to eat wasabi
-
with pocky sticks
-
that were from
-
somewhere in the
-
hip pockets of
-
Anna Nicole Smith
-
sad people cried
-
But mostly people
-
posted on their
-
Livejournals that they
-
forgot to update.
"New sentence please."
-
a man from
-
decidedly only ate
-
from some snapple...s....
-
salesmen and their
-
handy dandy notebooks
-
their "sell-notes"
-
in which they
-
evil evil bunnies
-
(going with Mustah's)
the hall of
-
death and destruction
-
frolic and romp
-
until they die.
-
This tragic tale
-
shall end when
-
box of pocky!!!
-
Or a nosebleed.
-
from looking at
-
All the sexy
-
who all had
-
on skimpy little
-
Loin cloths!!!! They
-
was u8ber chilled
-
all everyone died.
(that was sort of like the end of a fairy tale!)
-
On the island
-
are many different
-
types of destructive
-
teeth. They bite
-
powerful enough to
-
very cool people.
(did you mean to type " = "?)
-
has so much
-
knocked the socks
(crosses fingers)
-
off of Lily x__________x
-
big fan of
-
Bleach, which she
-
lovely Adult Swim
-
has become full
-
of very geeky
-
ping-pong posts
-
various people, depending
(ha! you wish!)
-
This week in
-
(damn!)
deepest jungles of
-
'er the valleys
-
(of'er????)
you could hear
-
the sound of
-
faaaan-kiiiiids who
(ack! sorry, for some reason I couldn't se the "f"? >_<)
-
enjoy eating muffins
-
that are studded
-
with juicy blueberries.
-
, a Jrock band
-
took the gemberries
-
and ran to
-
an impromptu concert
-
held by the
-
superhot band company.
-
a very popular
-
pocky distributor who
-
moonlighted as a
-
plastic figurine corporation.
-
more than meets
-
the production output
-
of Side 1
-
internal combustion accelleratorz.
-
out of gas
-
a spaceship crashed
-
the moon's new
-
space rabbit feeder
-
is on strike
-
for rabbit's rights
-
rabbit-tat for human-bunny
-
and free carrots
-
for Rhyo-Ohko
-
and also ferrets.
-
But the bunnies
-
decided that they
-
would eat meat
-
prefferably human flesh.
-
off the bones
-
of especially g33kyppl
-
but would settle
-
for nerdy aunts! :O
-
Vondan cries in
-
emolicious sorrow for
-
the loss of
-
his dearest pet
-
. But he would
-
buy a new
-
nerdaunt-o-bot from lily
-
with his mastercard.
-
But the price
-
wasnt too nice
-
decided to play
-
Janice wasn't amused.
-
Instead, she was
-
seriously scheming Bob's
-
grisly demise. Saturday
-
she bought a
-
large package of
-
strawberry pocky from
-
that creepy place
-
where oni lurk
-
and mark-up prices.
-
and mark-up prices.
-
was fresh from
-
the gardens of
-
zen buddhist priests
-
whose sole purpose
-
was to teach
-
the nerdy way
-
to enlightenment. We
-
throw pocky at
-
those who think
-
ill of kakashibots
-
. Kakashibots are known
-
to cause civil
-
riots for peace
-
and also prosperity.
-
They're from Portland
-
and like to
-
base jump off
-
the Burnside Bridge
-
, not for suicide,
-
with span up
-
spiderman's leftover webs
-
that taste like
-
leftover used food
-
from dollar stores
-
near hobo camps
-
that smell like
-
fresh roses from
-
Columbia, my favorite
-
river of all.
-
spun on his
-
magical death beam!
-
In fleischer Cartoon
-
the characters are
-
they magically transform
-
start to eat
-
an interesting area
-
that serves no
-
real purpose in
-
achieving world domination.
-
That site is
-
a hulabaloo of
-
good family fun
-
cool people need
-
to enjoy the
-
nerds while they
-
make steamed rice
-
into balls of
-
tiny weapons of
-
astronomical cost, bankrupting
-
their family savings.
-
the Playboy empire
-
was thinking about
-
giving everyone free
-
pocky and hentai
-
as long as
-
they are 21
-
or have excellent
-
tolerance for alcohol.
-
The online meeting
-
was so lame
-
that everyone decided
-
to not attend. :evil:
-
This shocking development
-
led to several
-
pocky-related stabbings
-
pocky marks all
-
over people's screens
-
. Tom proceeded to
-
to clean the
-
pocky debris scattered
-
across the country
-
. He set out
-
with a squeegee
-
Darn that Kotatsu-Neko
-
(bad putty-tat)
-
Granny isn't pleased
-
had kitty not
-
happy. This clockwork
-
mousetrap smells of
-
something very suspicious...
-
..... vaguely sour but
-
goes well with
-
buttered toastman yo
-
for a healthy
-
life, don't beat
(your wife! ha ha, horrible poem....)
-
amazing deals on
-
freash quailite ham
-
from David Letterman.
(anyone else remember Dave's Bigass Hams?)
-
too intense for
-
cannot understand the
-
of supreme peril
-
top of the
-
Sometimes when EmersonLakeandPalmer
-
they impress all
-
get honored by
-
club leaders who
-
thought them deserving.
Who :?:
-
EmersonLakeandPalmer then decided
-
to take the
-
red line train
(best band ever)
-
to Aunties house
-
To play a
-
game of bridge
-
and also monopoly.
-
simultaneously. Then he
-
grabbed his keyboard
-
tiny guitar into
-
the marshal stack
-
that was covered
-
intently watching washers
-
the pocky stains
-
otaku's otaco costume
-
but they could
-
also remove the
-
vegetable from the
-
a time there
-
who liked to
-
And also enjoyed
-
sat all day
-
deep space and
-
of the nerdiest
-
put books on
-
they could give
-
suddenly sprang forth
-
from the box
-
of terrible wonder,
-
had no budget
-
ship it Fed-Ex
-
it finally arrived
-
unmarked paper wrapping
-
everyone thought it
-
or possibly pockythrax
-
inhaled the pockythrax
-
tiny tipsy tent
-
pockety-pockety-pockety
-
flambe. This new
-
thread stinks to
-
rock bottom, dragging
-
you can read
-
dark tiny rooms
-
is very fun
-
for Arby's employees
-
who eat green
-
wormy roo meat
-
with horsey sauce
-
all covered with
-
cheese and worms
-
that smelled vaguely
-
trees fall forlornly
-
cute forest animals
-
dance around a
-
creepy old man.
-
I'm so special!
-
an actor in
-
my uncle's film
-
"The Crumbly Cracker"
-
which sold over
-
12 copies DTV
-
and had five
-
Raspberry nominations for
-
best movie ever
-
best supporting undergarments
-
for Halle Berry
-
she's so fine
-
my favorite berry
-
one cherry Berry
-
for my sundae
-
totally oishii desu
-
and waffles, too
-
Lily's of the
-
lab, are frequently
-
found digging through
-
Moon Unit thinks
-
a physical thing
-
, that's why it
-
gets sticky sometimes
-
Dweezil, on the
-
without getting anywhere.
-
Now their feet
-
are black like
-
melted vinyl records
-
but they had
-
nifty foot revivers
-
in the shape
-
of Naruto's head
-
including the headband
-
but the relievers
-
pinched the tootsies
-
of their mothers
-
corns and bunions
-
has gotten quite
-
I think we
-
need to get
-
and get weirder
-
people to post
-
about their cosplays
-
made out of
-
bits of sea
-
in her pants
-
she found some
-
little green bugs
-
that Bobby gave
-
the duck that
-
pooped on his
-
shoes. But the
-
bugs weren't as
-
gross as everyone
-
The magical item
-
was duck poop
-
The two items...
lol
-
made four items
-
and kept multiplying
-
of physics exploded
-
VonNeumann be damned!
-
I don't understand
-
all these complicated
-
government laws keeping
-
screwing average joe's
-
simple way of
-
enjoying anime conventions
-
and eating yummy
-
japanese foods that
-
taste like heaven! *___*
-
Which reminds me
-
I think I
-
should get back
-
to doing something
-
more important, although
-
I really like
-
being with friends
-
but not as
-
Last night I
-
cried over my
-
it didn't make
-
my life any
-
less chemistrially challenged
-
or filled with
-
large doses of
-
essence of pocky.
-
What I need
-
is a nice
-
several sexy J-rockers
-
, particularly those with
-
Gackto-licious faces and
-
really thin limbs.
-
Gangly magellans sometimes
-
gross out dudes
-
they tried to
-
act like scarecrows
-
but the crows
-
plucked their eyes
-
and then sighed
-
with blissful contentment
-
at the blind
-
and totally dejected
-
stick arm boys.
-
But who cares
-
because I have
-
bionic eyes, rated
-
20/20 up to
-
glasses he wore
-
he could use
-
them for evil!
-
Sometimes when grasshoppers
-
fields of marshmellows
-
They get eaten
-
that live in
-
the sun. These
-
speak to me
-
in liquid tongues
-
that are results
-
of meddling by
-
humanity's sick minds
-
and profit driven
-
madmen who sit
-
behind desks and
-
gawk at cute
-
interns who like
-
to show off
-
their nerdy cosplays
-
, like maid outfits
-
their unreal-looking
-
hair, and false
-
eye patches. The
-
other ones are
-
squad initiates who
-
trip over their
-
their own geeky
-
awkwardly stumble into
-
stumble upon unlikely
-
ninjas attack the
-
Strikes back with
-
laser pocky, a
-
new flavor. It
-
of pure nitrogenous
-
liquid rage in
-
the form of
-
hundreds of tiny
-
electron banditos. These
-
a side effect
-
of an overactive
-
an energy drink
-
stand like to
-
Vicious was a
-
mentally unstable being
-
Who often went
-
This lead to
-
trouble with the
-
IRS who eventually
-
and took away
-
their killingspree privalages
-
with a machete.
-
Sometimes rockstars like
-
because they're busy
-
drinking Rockstars and
-
guzzling ketchup like
-
crazy condiment eggs.
(yay for random nonsensical words!)
-
"mm, tastes like
-
home made brownies!
-
made by deviant
-
art super stars
-
who stunk at
-
But they could
-
revive him like
-
Colonel Steve Austin
-
plays Bionic Bowling
-
Steve Jobs tries
-
be the apple
-
got voted off
-
apple of my
-
to get voted
-
not Jack Black
-
since Squiggy had
-
the L in
-
last Immunity Challenge.
-
And then there
-
was the next
-
episode, in which
-
never seemed to
-
so they've decided
-
but for one
-
funky, with a
-
put a halt
-
to the festivities
-
mass suicides prevailed
-
! the ground was
-
and also lemonade
-
The sugar crystalized
-
the slug slime
-
bats went ape
-
called in Rambo
-
the bat magnet.
-
saw bats evaporating
-
to Uwajimaya so
-
bat filter masks
-
when they were
-
they noticed a
-
a Pocky display.
-
uber geek chess
-
Pocky Club apply
-
brillig on slithy
-
shines it's brightest.
-
gargle their marbles
-
or else they
-
will start seeing
-
pink elephants and
-
jitterbug dancing crocodiles
-
that will only
-
other ones farted
-
Little Drummer Boy
-
in ancient sanskrit
-
while they all
-
went to sakurafest
-
snuck oh so
-
many packages of
-
of flavoring from
-
out of his
-
pocket and into
-
the gaping mouths
-
of the birds
-
not a fan
-
of killing baby
-
chickens for breakfast.
(True fact, Hitchcock REALLY hated eggs)
-
how to please
:wink:
-
Col. Sanders' progeny
-
with fresh tacos
-
Washougal Otaku made
-
It tasted like
-
run over rodents
-
scraped off of
-
last night's party
-
across a port-a-potty
-
before sliding across
-
an icy lake
-
into a deep
-
mud pit that
-
had toxic waste
-
plummeting down to
-
your drinking water
-
slowly contaminate the
-
flouride and other
-
government will ignore
-
the frantic pleas
-
and listen to
-
Pocky Club dominates
-
they got game!
-
But very soon
-
around the mountain
-
when she comes
-
banned by PockyClub
-
get more airplay
-
for being super
-
califragilisticexpialidocious even though
-
they are really
-
filled with lots
-
the best thing
-
even better on
-
crazy catastrophic cat
-
make everyone go
-
not the cat
-
the door selling
-
another knock came
-
Hail yes, it
-
and Angela's Ashes
-
were making a
-
city wasn't going
-
to save itself
-
let alone the
-
guy in the
-
mysterious trench coat.
-
so then he
-
reached for the
-
sword in his
-
portable collapsible dimension
-
when he realized
-
the batteries were
-
in his other
-
portable collapsible camping
-
special item he
-
fusion powered automatic
-
It was super
-
at waxing poetic
-
Pocky but not
-
the dairy kind
-
far far away
-
in those days
-
go get a
-
dance the samba
-
the very scary
-
their shoes were
-
with a moose
-
in the room
-
with the moose
-
after the worm-hole
-
got up for
-
a cup of
-
rasberry tea and
-
a little honey
-
but he remembered
-
that he had
-
no motor skills
-
and could not
-
get to the
-
big sakura fest
-
in the city
-
first man to
-
walk on ham
-
Ultimate National Emblem
-
next day he
-
Happy Fun Time
-
best friend's mom
-
was not very
-
inadequate to express
-
how he felt
-
towards the pocky
-
in his closet
-
he got from
-
Pocky hobos are
-
hard to find
-
but even harder
-
you do then
-
it close to
-
you for as
-
if you are
-
not the best
-
pocky wrangler in
-
inside Dark Forest
-
is never enough
-
find the secret
-
first one being
-
that little weird
-
guy with the
-
spiky red hair
-
bottom of a
-
got down to
-
look at a
-
little black speckled
-
egg, but he
-
unfortunately squished it
-
of pocky when
-
reaching for a
-
thought, "Powdered Soap!"
-
would be a
-
way to meet
-
nerdy aunts in
-
a sordid sento
-
sauce that sometimes
-
Squeez the duck
-
like a Beaver
-
the moose danced
-
it slipped on
-
an old ham
-
and killed three
-
poor defenseless ferns
-
who were devouring
-
even more defenseless
-
little psychodelic mushrooms
-
with white spots.
-
Livers to Go,
-
was its busiest
-
since Astro-Boy was
-
washing his shorts
-
in energy drink
-
that he bought
-
at the Uwajimaya
-
Sakura Festival '03
-
with flower designs
-
in paisley chintz
-
made by Mr.
-
Rogers and co.
-
from Topeka, Kansas
-
made to order
-
on your command
-
cylons not included
-
but batteries are
-
seriously ill-adapted for
-
the use of
-
perso-comps in day
-
Mr. Roger's neighborhood
-
is near your
-
local Pizza Hut
-
trolley will take
-
all the otaku
-
and put them
-
shopping arcade next
-
time we go
-
be this year.
-
and all the
-
time that passes
-
for spatial distances
-
there will be
-
a reckoning come
-
quick upon wings
-
of love, and
-
like the eagle
-
with a fish
-
in his apartment
-
he suddenly understood
-
the true meaning
-
a Grinch, always
-
a sandwitch, however
-
witch in the
-
sand of time
-
which made for
-
wild and crazy
-
Saturday Night Live
-
. In other news
-
a crazed man-child
-
was spotted lurking
-
within a hollow
-
choco bunny candy
-
, while he secretly
-
of the creamy
-
carrot-flavor center stuff
-
in a manner
-
gross to the
-
chinchillas that he
-
wore as living
-
leg-warmers during the
-
heat wave last
-
time the Sakuras
-
came marching in
-
and everyone stopped
-
chewing the scenery
-
to get a
-
Frank N. Furter
-
brand of disposable
-
bladder control garments
-
like those old
-
ones senator Dole
-
had often mentioned
-
before using viagra
-
for his questionable
-
way to quit
-
running in circles
-
and leaving puddles
-
everywhere he went
-
unlike his wife
-
who was more
-
used to running
-
after the train
-
as she was
-
allways late for
-
those meetings with
-
the crazy lazies
-
around and around
-
there was a
-
nothing ever happened
-
and no one
-
but the post-man
-
had any fun
-
but let's not
-
get into that
-
right now. Gatchaman
-
was the first
-
hero to receive
-
a reward for
-
most pocky protecting
-
during an earthquake
-
in the great
-
Pocky Hall of
-
1337 when the
-
temblors troubled the
-
poor burning peasents
-
with horrible burnination.
-
Blistering peeling pus
-
then oozed forth
-
in spurting gouts
-
that drenched the
-
the cave of
-
the museum gopher.
-
as he sleept
-
while on duty
-
and the boss
-
promoted him to
-
senior vice-goapher of
-
the dinosaur exhibits
-
fetch! and he
-
chased a ball
-
all the way
-
Then the convention
-
they should ban
-
small children from
-
the judges chambers
-
Michael Jackson finished
-
recording his new
-
screams of the
-
for more underwear
-
from the storeroom
-
the lights blinked
-
and they saw
-
a scary ham
-
that's not kosher
-
unless you are
-
equipped with an
-
anti-ham phaser
-
did this, they
-
did not come
-
with the latest
-
kosherizing programming, and
-
the old program
-
didn't meet the
-
OSHA specifications, so
-
they had to
-
fill out more
-
paperwork to use
-
for their evil
-
pork processing plan.
-
All the little
-
piggies typed and
-
shopped around the
-
mall, but no
-
pocky was ever
-
kosher for pork
-
ham ham haz
-
which was even
-
small for a
-
guy named Bill.
-
then unleashed the
-
ultimate limit break
-
announcing their final
-
anti-Pocky defamation forces
-
in Central California.
-
An evil coalition
-
chocolate layer cake
-
shonen of ichi
-
scratchy fight club
-
what a name!
-
Yellow Pages loves.
-
White pages hates.
-
an awesome anime
-
Ghost inthe Shell
-
with mechanical girls
-
with machine gun
-
in each hand
-
they looked mahvelous
-
in their red
-
robotic mecha suits
-
made out of
-
a somewhat toxic
-
form of leather
-
shoes and laces
-
the toxin would
-
turn their hair
-
they contacted another
-
hot mechanical chick
-
the poison was
-
made out of
-
motor oil and
-
key lime pie
-
which made an
-
angel pass out
-
on top of
-
the Space Needle
-
and flopped into
-
and bought a
-
politically correct beverage
-
to the pickle-man
-
the money had
-
founder set out
-
identity of the
-
vile fiend, and
-
rob him of
-
his 8-track tapes
-
in an undisclosed
-
bus locker. Dom
-
Perignon was spilled
-
over the head
-
of the puppy
-
time, was slobbering
-
on his master's
-
best pair of
-
blue suede shoes.
-
Those shoes were
-
built to fight
-
roaches and silverfish
-
with a nasty
-
But the puppy
-
road and was
-
tragically eaten by
-
the Hell Kitty
-
of ultimate tragedy.
-
Resurrection would be
-
futile, but this
-
priest wouldn't take
-
any mentos as
-
the sacrement, but
-
he sure did
-
a quarter of
-
puppets really liked.
-
The chibi dragon
-
cosplaying her favorite
-
kuroneko known as
-
was constantly on
-
cancelled it immediately.
-
showing anime and
-
the fans rioted
-
get enough of
-
the talking heads
-
rousing the rabble
-
beat some people
-
pretty prett princess
-
saw the sun.
-
to protect her
-
spam spam spam
-
said the spammer
-
while spamming more
-
Spam than Spam
-
could stand to
-
eat some SPAM
-
if only that
-
fork was clean
-
and the dog
-
needs a bath
-
but who wants
-
to bathe him
-
when spam is
-
on his breath
-
Such an awful
-
way to die
-
but honourable? No!
-
Tis no seppuku!
-
rather like harakiri
-
The dog flees
-
to the other
-
side of the
-
country and begins
-
to play hockey
-
with the mighty
-
Vancouver Canucks. They
-
are the most
-
unfortunate athletes ever
-
to grace the
-
nation of Canada
-
with an unexpected
-
shake and bake
-
of razzle dazzle
-
with flubbery grissle (sp?)
-
that stank like
-
the Camas papermill
-
on a hot
-
hot summer day
-
. Chevy Chase runs
-
away from the
-
tiny turtle who
-
stole his important
-
black Book. He
-
couldn't believe that
-
the british were
-
coming for ham
-
because it was
-
that time of
-
decade when all
-
ham eating people
-
from the galaxy
-
don't bother Chevy
-
where water runs
-
uphill. Unfortunately for
-
those that dwell
-
underground, only mushrooms
-
are what they
-
have to eat.
-
Not even a
-
Yokozuna can resist
-
a feast of
-
Mt. Fuji Brand
-
grapes and olives
-
fresh from the
-
withered, twisted vine
-
. "Great Scott!" exclaimed
-
the venerable man
-
with frizzy hair
-
and yellowed spectacles
-
as he leapt
-
from the pocky
-
clubs tree of
-
infinate happiness. There
-
purple people eater
-
, and it ate
-
all the purple
-
purple pocky, Portland
-
had to offer
-
it's warlord of
-
dim sum dumplings
-
. On spring days
-
it would be
-
quite pleasant to
-
throttle that SOB
-
it did that
-
for Math Story
-
most didn't understand
-
knew but couldn't
-
actually the "Highlander"
-
said there shall
-
non-sequitorial rejoinder missed
-
back to the
-
was the only
-
knew that it
-
came like a
-
hungery high snail
-
leaving trails of
-
salty blue slime.
-
That slime could
-
and even open
-
cabinet doors if
-
the key weren't
-
the lock. Crazy
-
how things like
-
molusks love cereal.
-
I wouldn't believe
-
it if I
-
with my own
-
six segmented stalks
-
and my dangly
-
proboscis. The Bavarians
-
had the right
-
to eat pocky
-
drop-top Caminos
-
topped with saurkraut
-
driving through fields
-
of blue wheat
-
of downtown Mahattan, Ks.
-
and ran over
-
for the bus
-
, those poor souls
-
the only break
-
they could get
-
was a Kit-Kat
-
which doubled as
-
little squirrel skis
-
or cute barrettes.
-
But not Pteradactyls!
-
They eat squirrels
-
Along with massive
-
amounts of edamame
-
and pickled peppers
-
that Peter Piper
-
had stolen from
-
the royal treasury
-
of British Columbia.
-
Sometimes flowers decide
-
to bee or
-
not to pee
-
into the Cheerios
-
that the kid
-
no naively decided
-
he would aslo
-
whiz in Wheaties
-
But the wheaties
-
were cheez-whizzed
-
by wizards named
-
Wally, Weezy, and
-
gerald sleezy. On
-
the whizzed Wheaties
-
cereal box that
-
had a picture,
-
the picture talked
-
"LET ME OUT!!"
-
trapped in the
-
box with the
-
moose and his
-
little flying squirrel
-
that had rabies.
-
but it was
-
the box that
-
used to be
-
a magic box.
-
before the day
-
of the Triffids
-
rain doom upon
-
all the sinners
-
with their sinning
-
and bad karaoke
-
where the dude
-
sings like a
-
burped the alphabet
-
in ancient Sanskrit
-
during the snow
-
and ice festival
-
back in 1940
-
in west LA
-
Back then the
-
air was clean
-
who was all:
-
"LA LA LA!!!"
-
"Look AT ME!"
-
"I'm an acrobat!!!"
-
I greasy help!
-
then the greased
-
Robocop's metal head
-
but he didn't
-
befor flushing so
-
his brains fell
-
He kicked it
-
making it sputter
-
like the duck
-
that sputtered. But
-
the day of
-
the attack, many
-
ducks fell dead
-
due to power
-
cables falling from
-
the black sky.
-
The WWF filed
-
a lawsuit against
-
power companies and
-
the blackouts where
-
Enron was involved
-
responsible for the
-
dead duck droppings
-
providing many dinners
-
for the fabulously
-
burning pesants of
-
medieval estates like
-
those in southern
-
United Arab Emirets
-
but the ducks
-
didn't want to
-
fly east for
-
for the autumn
-
their reservations were
-
cancelled last week
-
high oil prices
-
bassed on peasantry
-
made a flap
-
on the radar
-
but was ignored
-
. NASA thought that
-
this was causing
-
too much stiring
-
in the skies
-
of planet Euboa
-
but once they
-
the sky vermin
-
What a wonderful
-
way to kill
-
those nasty buggers
-
fans must be
-
no one would
-
suspect Naruto of
-
being a sissy
-
who couldn't hurt
-
his own mum
-
with bubble gum
-
while downing tums
-
with cheap rum
-
a lump sum
-
for a plum
-
was all he
-
could breaktherhyme we
-
couldn't believe that
-
his fat cat
-
bought a hat
-
from a rat
-
that ate a
-
radioactive baby bluejay
-
before changing into
-
his favorite t-shirt
-
that just so
-
it grew big
-
like really big
-
it overshadowed the
-
city of Toledo
-
causing a shortage
-
of chocolate pocky
-
across the land
-
causing a panic
-
among the peoples
-
who use pocky
-
to appease the
-
almighty Lord Ilpalazzo
-
who makes bread
-
like Azuma Kazuma!
-
a slice and
-
put on jelly
-
all over it
-
Boy! It tasted
-
like the best
-
in the west
-
Ive ever had.
-
I liked it
-
more than those
-
knock off brands
-
you find at
-
those fancy pants
-
artsy fartsy stores
-
located in the
-
ritzy hills of
-
Vida Infra, where
-
fancy troll dressed
-
in fine cashmere
-
was known to
-
kill those who
-
spoke badly of
-
his new manicure.
-
A metrosexual troll?
-
Indeed he was.
-
All the she-trolls
-
were to kill
-
any challenging ladies
-
of their grand
-
courts who would
-
not pick their
-
own style of
-
banana slug bread
-
something that didn't
-
fit the mold
-
though having mold,
-
was a good
-
example of what
-
good she-trolls wore
-
to the ball.
-
That night, when
-
all had gone
-
to the ballgame
-
with free nachos
-
and cheesy pocky
-
that tasted awful
-
with the beer
-
the burglar sneaked
-
of his own
-
was drinking Ramune
-
smell the smoke
-
at the BBQ
-
five doors down
-
which caught fire
-
, the flames rising
-
free food for
-
to the fire
-
a mysterious figure
-
burst from the
-
ground, dirt everywhere!
-
blew over the
-
massive shiny stones
-
the crowd surged
-
forward, mouths open
-
of angry tummies
-
who want cheese.
-
Feed me Seymour!
-
one of them
-
(his name was Clem)
-
powerfully projectile vomited
-
Like a lazor
-
all the way
-
to the moon
-
writing his name
-
haphazardly on the
-
filthy and wretched
-
space junk from
-
the outer rims
-
when he finished
-
up where the
-
lolita ninja babies
-
threw frigid ninja
-
snow flake shurukens(sp)
-
that cut a
-
worm hole in
-
the fabric of
-
the totoro cosplay
-
a blaze of
-
glory resulting from
-
glittering stardust memories
-
of love from
-
the widespread heavens
-
but the totoro
-
was smarter than
-
the average bear
-
and that is
-
the reson why
-
all the picnic
-
baskets were stored
-
inside the local
-
fairy glen. The
-
park ranger bought
-
the bomb that
-
Boo Boo Boom
-
-ed when the
-
killer tofu bees
-
as they tried
-
to hit on
-
the hunny bees
-
who glomped everyone
-
when they wheren't
-
paying attention to
-
once the type
-
that got stung
-
quite often when
-
he went hunny
-
in the banana
-
he would dance
-
to calypso rhythms
-
layed down by
-
was famous for
-
and playing Fanta
-
on the weekend
-
but only when
-
the time was
-
a multiple of six
-
would he play
-
the pile of
-
autumn leaves and
-
other moldy oldies
-
playing "card foldies"
-
running with bunnies
-
saying "Wait, Sonnie!"
-
tryin t'be funny
-
a nose, runny,
-
needs more money
-
to buy honey
-
on days sunny
-
it feels funny
-
and kinda crummy
-
to be a-dummy
-
and look bum-y
-
and smell scummy
-
when acting chummie
-
with your tummy
-
full of rum-ie
-
from a mummy
-
who's named Umi
-
friends with Puffy
-
and pirate Luffy
-
riding a huffy
-
to visit Muffy
-
and Patrick Duffy
-
with lord fluffy
-
who's rather stuffy
-
after watching Buffy
-
quite a toughie
-
like a puppy
-
with no cuppie
-
for his guppy
-
saldy poor Phuppie
-
ate the little
-
skittles. The veteranarian
-
said that he
-
skittle eating puppy
-
was skittlerific and
-
could shoot rainbows
-
mounted on their
-
passed the third
-
possibly pass upon.
-
of the Chanuka
-
goblin who eats
-
the little children
-
to scrawny sailors
-
to fight anoher
-
they had proof
-
was actually in
-
A moldy bread
-
the foot of
-
the largest table
-
and caused the
-
milk to spill
-
on the shag
-
carpet, which was
-
dark avocado green
-
just like mine!
(no joke >_< my carpet really was that colour)
-
said the chibi
-
flower child with
-
the twin braided
-
has been banned
-
what apartment? asked
-
tore down the
-
statue of saddam
-
just last week
-
and the newspapers
-
forgot to mention
-
about the acid
-
Such delicious acid
-
tastes like lemons
-
but will destroy
-
the whole world
-
if is put
-
in iced tea
-
with sugar. Luckily
-
Chuck Norris knows
-
those good for
-
nothing democrats from
-
under the sea
-
living with Ariel
-
the singing lobsters
-
Ariel had butter
-
on her bread
-
which was soggy
-
because it was
-
green film from
-
the little tin
-
under lock and
-
tasted like asparagus
-
that had been
-
smothered in tapioca
-
up all over
-
but never twice
-
the Post Office
-
with the water
-
bottle featured in
-
the Superbowl ads
-
making everyone thirsty
-
but the postmistress
-
who already had
-
some cold gin
-
complete with ice
-
needed some limes
-
So she demanded
-
that the drink
-
a bucket full
-
from the jaws
-
of mighty doom
-
creatures once they
-
shipped off to
-
while later, pigs
-
were singing bar-mitzvahs
-
kitties and puppies
-
who threw up
-
who threw up
-
the second time
-
dry heaves began
-
to shake the
-
crying baby who
-
was definitely not
-
a robot made
-
to pound the
-
pavement looking for
-
turtle shells and
-
bits of obsidian
-
to construct amazing
-
magical sculptures of
-
amazing magicalness, which
-
are fueled by
-
tofu and rice
-
grown in Virginia.
-
semi-organically mechanically manufactured
-
boxes of pocky
-
shot in the
-
Sea of Japan
-
floated away to
-
sun, east of
-
the box floating
-
and ready for
-
the great spotted
-
fish who loved
-
sushi, oddly enough.
-
He also liked
-
to scrub himself
-
with a sponge
-
who lived in
-
my neighbor's fridge
-
with a starfish
-
and a crab.
-
All the ocean's
-
boiled over with
-
ripe, ready to
-
rumble and a-bubble
-
keeping hot tubs
-
away from wormholes
-
used by spinach
-
in a light
-
bulb made from
-
rice paper bought
-
in Sapporo, Japan
-
to fill a
-
Nike shoe box
-
made in China
-
by little children
-
with thirteen fingers
-
and calloused feet.
-
Poor kids, they
-
don't own PS2's
-
and only can
-
play games with
(Wow I think this is the first page that makes sense)
-
hairless, blind moles
-
that taste like
-
Kentucky Fried chicken
-
dipped in sheep
-
blood and lemonade
-
dregs, very bitter
-
are the children
-
who live off
-
of shoe laces
-
and little crumpled
-
scraps of manga
-
that nobody wanted
-
'cause local news
-
that reading was
-
a leading cause
-
of blindess and
-
it was best
-
to not do
-
the ocular tango
-
someone did that
-
and it was
-
who stole the
-
my house to
-
eat a sammich
-
droppings and feathers
-
inside it. But
-
not one person
-
could tell the
-
sanwhich had this
-
terrible mix in
-
the chocolat milk.
-
Pigeons usually love
-
sesame seed pocky
-
especially if you
-
add pocky club
-
members cheering them
-
on while wearing
-
faux-feather boas
-
made in Cuba
-
by those earlier
-
boa makers who
-
punched a baby
(sorry for all you baby lovers)
-
making it cry
-
like a baby
-
they smelled too.
-
much like used
-
people merging badly
-
on I-405 southbound
-
into giant squids
-
on shore leave
-
while slimy octopuses
-
went looking for
-
chocolate-covered pickles
-
made by Vlasic
-
and very kosher
-
til the very
-
end of time
-
turned into salty
-
little fish who
-
fit perfectly into
-
people's ear canals
-
dripping icky sauce
-
for my tacos
-
and litle taqiutos!
-
GIR likes taquitos
-
without gir doomed
-
to fly forever
-
without rubber piggies
-
pummeling DIB's head
-
or the moose
-
meat, it burns!
-
The threat turned
-
idly in the
-
rainy, cloudy air
-
to infinity and
-
beyond, he said
-
to the otaku
-
for whom fanservice
-
lost their identity
-
as well as
-
their leather wallet
-
stuffed with spinach.
-
Then the pierat
-
swashbuckled his way
-
onto the deck
-
of the Black
-
Rosary, a massive
-
pot roast made
-
of corpus christi
-
managed to kill
-
the neighboring coast
-
of cuba and
-
sugar cubes suddenly
-
burst into song
-
about dropping acid
-
into alkaline and
-
every one laughed
-
Oh, good times
-
was da bomb
-
fo' shizzle my
-
homies play dat
-
Funky music, yo
-
Dream sequence? No!!!
-
flashbacks yes! When
-
the screen goes
-
all fuzzy pink
-
with hot leather
-
grandma once had,
-
called a Commodore
-
It had three
-
ventricles, like a
-
little cat without
-
legs and eyes
-
that stumbled all
-
willy nilly like
-
all over the
-
disco dance floor.
-
at the rave
-
to honour the
-
drunken peace-loving hippies
-
with patchouli earwax.
-
"okay!" said the
-
DJ, he was
-
burning many albums.
-
"The time has
-
come to reach
-
into your neighbor's
-
pocket and take
-
three things, girl!"
-
yelled the monster
-
Which was DJ
-
So everyone ate
-
a vegan quiche,
-
boat load of
-
meat in it
-
in cruel mockery.
-
The monkey ate
-
just to spite
-
the hunry weasel,
-
Then some kids
-
kicked its face
-
because it was
-
paying too much
-
for car insurance.
-
They should have
-
been more careful,
-
switching to geico
-
their college savings
-
and instead they
-
sold pickle-flavored
-
popsicles along with
-
highway with Rico-Suave.
-
which was cool
-
because everyone wants
-
Popsicle with Rico
-
due to his
-
night i drank
-
way too much
-
pickel brine, and
-
starting feeling rather
-
drunk, but then
-
a squid came
-
with his shipmates
-
who were wearing
-
silver spandex overcoats
-
and rhinestone studded
-
suspenders that were
-
the carnivorous plant
-
threw up its
-
crispy green beans,
-
and shook its
-
tiny little pot
-
with mighy fury
-
rockin' pot plants
-
and especially Eugene
-
a fork in
-
ate it whole!
-
They started choking
-
like geese with
-
5 stomachs and
-
not enough throats,
-
ice cream-filled
-
fish shaped pastries.
-
Filled with creamy
-
spicy taco sauce
-
that made the
-
goosed geese flame
-
into a ball
-
of fiery feathers
-
drop into the
-
duck soup, with
-
The boy with
-
the big blue
-
marbles in his
-
stripy pink trousers
-
who casually strolled
-
across the street
-
AK47 that the
-
when they were
-
is the night
-
going to fight
-
blasts from the
-
over the bridge
-
The people inside
-
all threw pennies
-
at each other
-
that's on fire
-
while Deep Purple
-
the Water, and
-
Frank Zappa and
-
Gnarles Barkley performed
-
in ninja slippers
-
from Totemo's house.
-
the big bad
-
wolf had tracked
-
mud in the
-
alley for the
-
bums to cover
-
the smelly trail,
-
because of the
-
magical ice cubes
-
that were in
-
the bums bin
-
marked the beginning
-
of a wonderful
-
era of peace
-
from the past
-
several decades of
-
chopped onions and
-
wilting cabbage heads
-
from cabbage dolls
-
in the cabbage
-
field of cabbage
-
and more cabbage.
-
and more cabbage
-
began to sprout
-
from the cabbage
-
that was trampled
-
by the man
-
in black boots.
-
he regreted stomping
-
them after he
-
ate one and
-
found they're delicious,
-
but squished too.
-
Now he must
-
pay the price
-
to the farmer
-
and his chickens!
-
Many spoiled eggs
-
were eaten anyway
-
with potato salad
-
and cool whip
-
filled jello cups.
-
The jello jiggled
-
and jiggled until
-
it could jiggle
-
all over the
-
blow their nose,
-
coarse tissue paper!
-
a gigantic sale
-
glass eye converter
-
in the early
-
to see the
-
Bill Gates was
-
creating a new
-
phone that would
-
,if even they
-
ran out batteries.
-
when having a
-
massive panic attack
-
your soul in
-
A brazilian fire
-
and you will
-
a super secret
-
So now they
-
begging for mozzarella
-
fuzz on them
-
like good roquefort
-
because they need
-
to fill their
-
sofas with plenty
-
of cotton candy
-
stuff fluffy with
-
peppercorns and potato
-
until the fluffy
-
gets highly aggravated
-
is planning to
-
Glico company with
-
his sailor powers
-
from that one
-
an amazing thing
-
that gives people
-
rashes in places
-
that had never
-
mass marketed campaigns
-
has been known
-
dealers and brine
-
shrimp breeders to
-
into inexcusable acts
-
of random conscienciousness
-
inspired by Ron
-
Popeil, who can
-
juggle nineteen jars
-
of a toxic
-
was excited by
-
the chibi named
-
and danced with
-
a snow fairy
-
named SUGAR! ♥ They
-
their dance by
-
realizing that the
-
true winner was
-
that guy who
-
ate too many
-
hot dogs and
-
threw up everywhere!
-
The janitor decided
-
he couldn't take
-
it anymore, so
-
he played with
-
a little banjo
-
and sung the
-
Star Spangled Banner
-
in every language!
-
He later realized
-
The UN finally
-
caught onto his
-
"One World, One
-
Ring, b.s, so
-
they finally decided
-
that the world
-
needed some change [totemo I LUUURVE your siggy :P]
-
by means of
(I know, isn't it great? XD)
-
annihilating all the
-
criminals by DEATHNOTE.
-
With Yagami Light,
-
the handsome devil
-
and his lovely
-
suits and ties.
-
Takada and Misa
-
secretly love their
-
connections with the
-
hardcore yakuza groups
-
who support Kira
-
they dress fabulously!
-
The prettiest dress
-
I ever saw
-
had to be
-
worn by a
-
monk of the
-
Peach of Youth
-
Organization run by
-
Mr. Mustash, who
-
loved to eat
-
buckets of peaches,
-
all mechanically engineered
-
by terrible harvesting
-
cloned flamingo bots!
-
They even ate
-
the little children!! *gasp*
-
who were rejected
-
get one free
-
with some fries
-
you order them,
-
packages of threes
-
most efficient way
-
organization of the
-
Flaming Donut 2,000
-
, founded by Homer.
-
They worshipped a
-
beautiful God with
-
technicolor sprinkles, glorious!
-
Homer's the first
-
to ever jump
-
the highest mountains
-
on just rollerskates
-
while eating some....
(come on, you know where I'm going with that, right?)
-
donuts with sprinkles (or course!)
-
shaped like Bart
-
mooning everyone! Then
-
to entertain the
-
populace around the
-
little town of
-
Boring, Oregon, which
-
everyone knows has
-
lots of fangirls
-
and scantily clad
-
walruses blinded everyone
-
with their massive
-
bulgy bulged-out bulges!
-
Making everyone feel
-
slightly sick and
-
hungry for tacos
-
with guacamole sauce
-
and extra cheese!
-
But a vegetarian
-
protested, so nobody
-
listened to them
-
so the vegan
-
chained himself to
-
Taco Bell's drive-thru
-
and became their
-
pet chihuahua quiero
-
which was promptly
-
run over by
-
a Hilton sister
-
under the influence
-
of Buzz Cola.
-
Because of that,
-
the President banned
-
cloning with fries
-
because vegetable oil
-
made from rapeseeds
-
is highly inethical!
-
and anathema to
-
the common folk
-
We the People
-
have always loved
-
cloned home phones
-
especially ones with
-
push button nukes
-
and plushie charms
-
made by friends
-
of sea mammals
-
not sea monsters
-
not even sweet
-
little girls who
-
can juggle lollipops
-
with their tongues
-
wearing green suspenders
-
lusious red lollys
-
and little lolitas
-
laughing limply at
-
the waponese who
-
were singing screechingly
-
when they saw
-
two guys get
-
yaoi in public
-
in exchange for
-
the ultimate prize
-
only the cherry
-
the kumoricon staff
-
but they really
-
want to know
-
what happened with
-
all the pocky?
-
Why wasn't the
-
stinky fish taken
-
to the school
-
janitors. They knew
-
what was really
-
wrong with the
-
locks on the
-
Panama Canal. Who
-
stole my kitten?
-
Sorry, that was
-
maji and kimi
-
without any caffeine
-
or sugar in
-
the day they
-
decided to go
-
pickle the toes
-
of the artist
-
who threw up
-
the slop called
-
sludge co inc.
-
Good ridence to
-
the rock named
-
Lee and his
-
favorite sock Joe.
-
Tom loves to
-
smell odd things
-
and wonders if
-
the ladies restroom
-
is really a
-
portal to the
-
house of Naruto.
-
Why is the
-
egg level to
-
the eye of
-
the door when
-
the rooster crows
-
when we sleep
-
in the month
-
of janinjuary then
-
the monkeys will
-
hide in the
-
netherworld's darkest closet.
-
Shall we dance
-
into the moonlight
-
under the twilight
-
in the snow
-
not yellow snow
-
but the crisp
-
white panties seem
-
like a dream
-
next to her
-
dark silky hair
-
and matching bra
-
with the stars
-
in the mesh
-
reflecting his eyes
-
of emerald green
-
Like his mother's
-
but it was
-
going to be
-
a chocolate covered
-
strawberry kind of
-
Pocky. What else
-
could go right?
-
It always happened
-
just as the
-
school bell rang
-
and the class
-
ran over the
-
poor retired teacher
-
who barfed on
-
my ninja apprentice
-
just as he
-
got to his
-
shower of shadows.
-
Time for yaoi
-
don't forget yuri
-
but the fire
-
was flamed with
-
ninja magic tricks
-
that lit the
-
entire cave, revealing
-
millions of Pocky-boxes
-
stacked sky high
-
against stinky socks
-
guarded by thousands
-
of chibi vampires
-
With their toes
-
jamming the doors
-
full of congoers
-
stuffed with tons
-
of crossplay materials
-
made of deadly
-
nightshade, and lampshade
-
with the poisonous
-
string pull switch
-
was left on
-
So one green
-
little drunk fairy
-
unscrewed the bulb
-
and was instantly
-
burnt toast fairy
-
She tasted like
-
used dog food
-
and the stuff
-
that forms on
-
my big toe
-
like moldy cheddar
-
cheese runs down
-
the school stairs
-
and gets detention
-
no Cresta rides
-
for freedom flags
-
unless they are
-
itsy bitsy spiders
-
starring Max Headroom
-
the executive-in-chief of
-
the choccobo in
-
Midgar's secret basement.
-
lies a moogle
-
with matching poodle
-
in a puddle
-
in pooring rain
-
lies my heart.
-
it bumps and
-
Grosses me out
-
oh gee golly
-
what a sight
-
, said the lovely
-
rose-petal princess
-
to her Buddha
-
flavored Pocky stick,
-
that was given
-
By a holy
-
hand grenade keeper.
-
"Excuse me?" said
-
the well-dressed
-
Mr. Oogles, in
-
place of the
-
dusty old prospector
-
"There isn't enough
-
oomph in your
-
shoe," said Clive
-
"so here's some
-
Booya cream to
-
put some boogie
-
in your hanky
-
panky kind of
-
jutsu that never
-
seems to work
-
But Bam, it
-
sparked and sputtered
-
and almost made
-
a squieky kind
-
of clean streak
-
down the calm
-
leg of the
-
big fat spider
-
who was suddenly
-
walking down the
-
road to destruction.
-
SQUISH went the
-
greased-up deaf guy
-
walking down the
-
middle of the
-
Turbine Maker, they
-
met a psychotic
-
chibi vampire, overflowing
-
with chibi kawaii-ness
-
but no clue
-
to as the
-
dangers that lurked
-
behind the gray
-
flannel suit worn
-
buy the lawyer
-
who was the
-
O.J. guy who
-
killed thirty-two chipmunks
-
and wrote "I
-
Love You," from
-
A crazed fangirl
-
with which he,
-
danced the night
-
into a coffin
-
and they both
-
decided it was
-
time to go
-
and have tea
-
but there wasn't
-
any in the
-
magical furry wardrobe
-
standing next to
-
a fruity tuxedo
-
on the floor.
-
"Go on, kid,
-
it won't bite
-
" said the orange
-
suited Necromancer from
-
Idaho where the
-
wild potatoes roam.
-
And Cantalope play
-
with the dangerous
-
zucchinis under the
-
information blackout, so
-
all the computers
-
will hack up
-
pieces of chicken
-
no bones about
-
the room of
-
dinosaur skeletons, yeah?
-
"oh, no i'm
-
Not a Fanboy
-
, I'm a fangirl
-
in hideous disguise!
-
But inside I'm
-
really a parrot
-
with a good
-
verbal ninjutsu atack
-
that allows me
-
to cook waffles
-
using super sonic
-
sound senses silently
-
, and seriously, it's
-
something so sneezely
-
that you can't
-
help but feel
-
that there is
-
a tight wedgy
-
in your future
-
Most intriguing story.
-
Dances with wedgies
-
ate the grapes
-
that wrath built
-
his house in
-
after that unfortunate
-
run-in with
-
the computer cops
-
subject and predicate
-
ready to battle
-
the nefarious nouns
-
who kidnapped the
-
grapes with which
-
the spitting contest
-
was won by
-
Cheetah the chimpanzee
-
Tarzan was jealous
-
Because suddenly InuYasha . . .
-
went kung-fu on (hyphens totally count as one word. >_>)
-
Jane's mother-in-law like
-
Coin-Operated Love Seat
-
plugged into 240v
-
of dilithium chrystals
-
made by Orcs
-
in their underground
-
lair of love
-
painted shocking pink
-
that's not very
-
flattering of orcs
-
To be fair,
-
they only rent
-
what they can
-
find for under
-
ONE BILLION DOLLARS
-
And yet, light
-
does not go
-
cheaply in the
-
Pocky Planet, and
-
neither does the
-
ramen show any
-
remorse about the
-
deaths incurred during
-
the holiday weekend
-
of october seventh.
-
Columbus Day re-dux
-
brings tears to
-
everyone's eyes because
-
it's really raining
-
onion powder upon
-
the unsuspecting villagers
-
who were praying
-
for greater influence
-
of the pocky
-
in the country.
-
Doing two-steps of
-
Soviet combo breaker.
-
for charity write-offs
-
the Pocky Club
-
worked at a
-
deflated turkey joint
-
which gave all
-
free white men
-
a cause for
-
la maquina de
-
sus pantelones aqui
-
desu desu desu
-
hairy milk knees
-
in the wild
-
are prone to
-
none of your-bees-knees
-
and all that
-
funky gunky junk.
-
that gets between
-
your toes and
-
starts to smell
-
like good cheese
-
from French caves
-
that were occupied
-
by the resistance
-
fall of man
-
on the floor
-
skinned his knees
-
and infected them
-
with a disease
-
and ate cheese
-
until they exploded
-
because of another
-
unfortunate food allergy
-
which was why
-
no one answered
-
on this thread...
-
So the members
-
went back to
-
putting captions on
-
pictures of cats
-
so they never
-
had time to
-
mark their ballots
-
with used bubblegum
-
for Kumori-con officers
-
to chew later
-
with their favorite
-
character from Chobits
-
PANTSu! Quite Edible!
-
Made with chocolate
-
filled with strawberries
-
and whipped cream
-
full o' nuts
-
and a cherry
-
on top of
-
an Egyptian pyramid
-
with chocolate syrup
-
down her legs
-
for shaving before
-
the sacrificial ritual
-
to King Koopa
-
behold my love
-
HOLY GAWDJESUS AMEN!
-
, said the metally
-
deficient lab monkey
-
who exploded from
-
too much happiness.
-
This brought him
-
to a place
-
of pure imagination
-
that he didn't
-
make up himself
-
but stole from
-
the little fox
-
who cried wolf.
-
This was where
-
grandma Opal came
-
to scold him
-
and kick the
-
dirty old fox
-
out the window
-
for defying evolution
-
and giving bad
-
reports about cake,
-
pies and other
-
delicious baked things.
-
And then the
-
GAYSUPERCOCKS.com representative said
-
"Do not poke
-
if you do
-
vary depending on
-
girl hits you.
-
the dark side
-
be part machine
-
but if you
-
don't, then you'll
-
be a gentically enhanced
-
super fruit that
-
destroys an abbundance
-
of mutant ponies
-
who ate the
-
part-machine people in
-
strawberry flavored pocky
-
oh baby yeah
-
eat that pocky!
-
But the pocky
-
golem refused to
-
bring the Pockalypse
-
to the queen
-
dressed in yellow,
-
who said loudly
-
THIS IS SPARTA!
-
THIS IS MADNESS [hahaha I must give you an internet for your super geniusness]
-
said the bull
-
that got kicked
-
square in the
-
area that hurts
-
like the dickens!
-
How uncomfortable, indeed
-
, would it be
-
if it lost
-
all feeling in
-
where the sun
-
Does not shine.
-
The ferret then
-
jumped upwards towards
-
a swarm of
-
realistic but fake
-
Mudkipz that licked
-
anyone who claimed
-
to be Irish.
-
The Scottish were
-
tragically unaware of
-
the fact that
-
they didn't know
-
toward advancing their
-
army of scots
-
to bishops three
-
square nine turtles
-
"oh you k.o."
-
I'm confused now.
-
aren't we all?
-
"Sure!" said Mr.
-
well okay then.
-
An odd name
-
i said to
-
the samurai squirrel
-
which was really
-
a ronin chipmunk
-
with CaliforniAIDS (<-- two words)
-
he got while
-
he was dry-humping
-
the AIDS tree
-
drinking kool AIDS
-
died a slow
-
and painful death.
-
No one came
-
to my funeral
-
Father MacKenzie, writing
-
the words to
-
a sermon no
-
one will hear.
-
Look at them
-
Prancing like little
-
bunnies in the
-
radioactive woods of
-
the land named
-
O MI GAWD.
-
Soon, there was
-
preposterous amounts of
-
blood everywhere he
-
looked. He, the
-
testosterone to burn.
-
Needed to find
-
rebel forces had
-
taken Sweeny Todd
((((sorry i just so the movie :DDD)))
-
under ground and
-
done very illegal
-
things with his
-
expensive excercise equipment. (wow, that was alliterative)
-
Then suddenly the
-
razor that Sweeney
-
had cleverly hidden
-
just decided to
-
Slit his neck.
-
Such self-compelled weaponry
-
failed to do
-
the required measures
-
and thus didn't
-
not kill him
-
can't kill un-dead
-
only re-kill them.
-
Such logic for
-
this forum is
-
the only kind
-
that Nietzsche likes
-
because it reminds
-
Sweeny of his
-
late dog Theodore;
-
who died because
-
of a pancreas
-
that exploded in
-
the year of
-
Super Bowl XXXVII
-
due to insufficient
-
packaging. That was
-
the beginning of
-
a whole new
-
episode of Futurama.
-
It ended when
-
Bender ate Fry's
-
secret stash of
-
vintage fur undergarments.
-
secret banana phones
-
hidden in shoes
-
are randomly a
-
nuisance when they
-
become cosplayers armed
-
with Daedric claymores. (the most powerful weapon in Morrowind lol)
-
Not to be
-
confuse with the
-
Ronco veg-a-matic
-
something that i
-
bought my granny
-
for her birthday
-
though she tragically
-
chopped granpa's little
-
monkey from tree
-
into the soup
-
that I happened
-
to use as
-
a fishbowl. Suddenly
-
Columbia and Magenta
-
started chanting Buddhist
-
threats. Ironic, right?
-
Then they dropped
-
Riff off at
-
Brad and Janet's
-
lava lamp cafe
-
Where Rocky was
-
in his tank
-
touchatouchatouching Brad while
-
Janet was making
-
cookies with Frank
-
in the shower
-
covered in blood
-
colored organic potatoes
-
grown in Idaho
-
not in a
-
Franks castle in
-
Denton, Texas the
-
Pie Capital of
-
Radical Edward county
-
. Henceforth without delay
-
, Frank and Janet
-
Were to confirm
-
their enormously large
-
suspicions that Texas
-
was actually a
-
place of Evil.
-
This concept originated
-
deep in the
-
fiery pits of
-
New Jersey state.
-
With Megas and
-
no alibi ugly
-
duckling stew, steaming
-
hot dancing tofu
-
with a side
-
of cold tuna
-
and old mayo
-
with little lumps
-
of limburger curds
-
smelling right nasty
-
especially at noon!
-
under the Hawaiian
-
sun, sunny delight
-
had nothing on
-
Simply Orange brand
-
bikini wax and
-
all the wonderful
-
products that they
-
created via magicks
-
from Spenser's Gifts
-
on sale for
-
$3.99. The price
-
of them at
-
Mario's Pizza Parlor,
-
look completely different
-
than the prices
-
not including tax
-
even though the
-
Chiroptera paid no
-
attention to Mr.
-
Roger's screams of
-
total anguish as
-
the sky fell
-
on his car
-
in all its'
-
meatball glory, which
-
you can't comprehend
-
unless you were
-
the king of
-
all Cuppy Cakes
-
and fluffy things
-
that rained on
-
his car too.
-
been going through
-
," thought the writer
-
committing suicide because
-
its too confuserating
-
drove his chicken
-
right though the
-
picked it up
-
and shaved its
-
head because all
-
turned into magical
-
Pocky, which he
-
created worlds that
-
were scattered about
-
so Sora and
-
some disney characters
-
fought some ninja's
-
who eventually kicked
-
them out of
-
the womens bathroom
-
for reasons unknown
-
. Then Mr. Snookums
-
fought with Mr. Bigglesworth
-
over Ms. Fluffyface
-
because she has
-
her left ear
-
than on her
-
right fore arm
-
which was actually
-
A GIANT WARAXE!
-
Mr. Mustash then decided
-
to kill the
-
flying spaghetti monster
-
but no one
-
decided to then
-
jump on a
-
marry-go-round headed to
-
a jet black
-
hole in space.
-
Then, Mustash wanted
-
to eat all
-
the zombies in
-
Disney World, so
-
he hunted down
-
Zombie James Brown
-
, his partner in
-
Feelin good, so
-
they boogied during
-
the epic space
-
concert performed by
-
DAFT PUNK! AND
-
it was AMAZING.
-
They played the
-
TIME WARP AGAIN!
-
They danced all
-
throughout the day
-
Until the Evil
-
had once again
-
reared its ugly
-
mug to the
-
group who fought
-
that opposing evil
-
with the power
-
of rotten dressing
-
they all opened
-
two days ago.
-
an enlarged pickle,
-
that ate babies.
-
The babies ate
-
other babies because
-
the inside of
-
their stomachs melted.
-
And turned into
-
happy dancing chipmunks
-
the chipmunk ate
-
the remains of
-
the giant pickle
-
in little pieces.
-
All the Kings
-
men and all
-
the kings horses
-
couldn't put babies
-
back together again
-
so all the
-
people ate pickles
-
, which contained scurvy
-
They needed lime
-
to cure the
-
scurvy. They found
-
tons of lime
-
hidden in the
-
bowels of the
-
kings minstrels and
-
fair ladies, the
-
people tore open
-
their birthday gifts
-
to find rare
-
species of elephants
-
that move in
-
to hermit crabs
-
shells. The elephants
-
wash the hurmit
-
using soapy water
-
and sea sponges
-
as they provide
-
proper cleansing of
-
the rugged back
-
sores they developed.
-
The crabs favorite
-
pastime, is to
-
flip houses so
-
they are grilled?
-
LOL the mental image of that is so absurd its hilarious.
Sometimes the dinosaurs
-
resurrect themselves during
-
the aniversary of
-
my dead grandmother
-
because your grandmother
-
isn't dead enough.
-
pigeons are secretly
-
affiliated with the
-
secret society for
-
color blind Londoners
-
who make it
-
difficult for deaf
-
people by raising
-
taxes on braille.
-
The deaf people
-
couldn't take this
-
So they allied
-
with the army
-
of terminal illnesses
-
formed by male
-
aliens to disquise
-
chimps as doctors.
-
The doctors use
-
butcher knives to
-
chop their patients
-
hair off quickly
-
so the hair
-
would be donated
-
to the band
-
of bald brothers
-
who are tards.
-
Tards like a
-
big tard...face.
-
Andross has a
-
magical power that
-
Creates tards out
-
of dust particles
-
he uses the
-
into the future
-
where he saves
-
the mythical creature
-
Sagebell the blackhearted
-
burger critic for
-
further inspection of
-
yesterday's old news
-
about the horrendous
-
apocalyptic news that
-
Hellsing won't be
-
sold on DVD!
-
For a long
-
long long long
-
time ago in
-
in a galaxy
-
nebula tens of
-
thousands of lightyears
-
away, aliens were
-
preparing for a
-
surprise birthday party
-
for the effeminate
-
sweeny todd and
-
the cuppy cakes
-
filled with creamy
-
warm gooey eclairs
-
, a delicacy in
-
constantinople where the
-
nerds salivated over
-
the fresh cut
-
bars of chocolate.
-
The sultan of
-
middle eastern Australia
-
called for the
-
assistance of royal
-
jelly beans to
-
assassinate someone who
-
stole the royal
-
snow princess George.
-
George was kept
-
in exile for
-
her attempt to
-
save her love
-
Susan. Susan tried
-
to get a
-
dragon lotus for
-
medicinal purposes. The
-
wonderful dragon of
-
the eastern ice
-
glaciers flew to
-
the sacred temple
-
of the khuthlu (sp?)
-
, hidden deep in
-
the bowels of
-
the magical forest.
-
Once within, the
-
dragon sniffed something
-
strange, like a
-
dying unicorn. The
-
unicorn had been
-
mauled by none
-
other than the
-
evil me, who
-
used the insides
-
of a guy
-
who was alive
-
to make her
-
stronger than ever
-
, faster than ever
-
we have the
-
power to take
-
life and to
-
release spirits into
-
the bodies of
-
poor young men.
-
Then use them
-
to store precious
-
demon jelly for
-
future demon babies
-
When the babies
-
come marching in
-
it's a plague
-
filled with rabid
-
squirel, about to
-
kidnap babies from
-
the kondor hero
-
. The village was
-
preparing for war
-
by pillaging other
-
children from the
-
poor old orphanage
-
of war refugees
-
from world war
-
5, when the
-
androids took over
-
overthrowing their insect
-
infused plant creatures
-
overlords, who came
-
from deep underground
-
Tokyo, where a
-
city of sin
-
lay at Mr.
-
Hanky Panky's new
-
apartment filled with
-
cute mini mochi
-
, delicious little mochi.
-
green tea mochi
-
is the best!
-
Many people think
-
that they are
-
a little nerdy
-
hummingbird sought to
-
the invisible medallions
-
to gain the
-
incredible power of
-
those with little
-
self esteem to
-
magically summon a
-
super model named
-
ready for you
-
accompanying ceiling cat
-
watching me do
-
splits underwater in
-
the dead of
-
night. Did that
-
my birthday cake?
-
because his Pocky
-
, or rather, her
-
pocky had disappeared
-
in her 7th
-
she failed to
-
make cookies for.
-
The cookies mysteriously
-
teleported to another
-
dimension that overlapped
-
with time space
-
creating a rift
-
that allowed asteroids
-
filled space invaders
-
to attack her
-
while the mounties
-
stole precious jewels
-
from queen annes
-
secret chamber, full
-
of not jewels,
-
but rather meatballs!
-
They were quite
-
delicious but still
-
had that odd
-
aftertaste, like the
-
back of a
-
fresh baby seal.
-
Nobody expected that
-
it was really
-
a bad batch
-
of angry little
-
French men, all
-
thinking Napoleon was
-
kinda gay, but
-
so hot in
-
that yaoi way,
-
that drives Totemo
-
absolutely cat-fancy mad!
-
The kiss was
-
making me sick
-
my uvula was
-
being massaged vigorously
-
by something fuzzy
-
like a big
-
cute over-reproducing tribble.
-
Like what was
-
sometimes mentioned as
-
the dogfood waltz
-
of which people
-
were justifiably afraid
-
after dark! So
-
This one time
-
all the world
-
burned themselves with
-
overpriced cosmetic products
-
bought from Sephora.
-
Sephora was sued
-
by a pack
-
of old ladies
-
who were infected
-
with zombie dna
-
and were eating
-
the store's supply
-
of mouth wash.
-
Made from the
-
best acid in
-
finest ingredients from
-
the bellies of
-
a dozen belching
-
children from mexico
-
who eat nothing
-
but deep fried
-
kitty paws. The
-
worst part is
-
the kitties were
-
lost in the
-
creepy dark labyrinth
-
that david bowie
-
ruled, in his
-
codpiece existed a
-
goldfish named Todd
-
, it was purple
-
one-eyed flying purple
-
people-eater, terrible!
-
The one-eyed
-
beast was famous
-
for eating people
-
in a rather
-
deplorable manner, with
-
no exceptions but
-
one which was
-
totally gruesome awful.
-
That exception was
-
a torturous method
-
which involved sharp
-
knives, spears, teeth,
-
sharpened sporks and
-
gigantic mutant robots
-
which were used
-
to exact revenge
-
upon adorable little
-
aliens. which were
-
yellow teddy bears
-
with bloody claws
-
from tearing through
-
the carcasses of
-
waves of undead
-
monkeys. that also
-
had their brains
-
removed upon death
-
and replaced upon
-
the rebirth of
-
there monkey king
-
appropriately named Leonidas.
-
Leonidas had a
-
third eye where
-
suns dont shine
-
and birds don't
-
fly by night
-
wearing dark sunglasses.
-
Because they have
-
eyes with LAZORZ
-
To Protect them
-
from flying monkeys
-
who stank to
-
high heaven where
-
sweaty clouds drifted
-
into the nostrils
-
of massive lumbering
-
Robotic Hello Kitties
-
who harvested sweat
-
Daft Punk berries
-
, which tasted like
-
PURE EPIC WIN.
-
Cupcakes sometimes arrived
-
covered in red
-
envelope paper containing
-
secret messages of
-
hoe Dymex killed
-
the radio star
-
OH UH OH
-
screamed the little
-
piggies and their
-
chinny chin chins
-
which needed depilating
-
By a Dogfight
-
that broke out
-
at the cat
-
shelter in Paris
-
where many messy
-
fights took place.
-
There once was
-
a lolcat from
-
Nantucket, who did
-
not want to
-
sing whalermen's songs, [ You **did** say Nantucket, didn't you ... ]
-
to the tune
-
of "Old Stormalong,"
-
This old sailor
-
with a peg
-
leg made of
-
bloody pulp of
-
his own brain
-
which was only
-
the size of
-
all 7 continents
-
which really defined
-
how small the
-
katamari the king
-
really was. BANG (lolrandomwerdz)
-
screamed the giganticness
-
that was mister
-
Mister, recently escaped
-
from Redundancy Land
-
and wanted for
-
the same thing
-
that you were
-
about to type!
-
My left foot
-
is covered in
-
chocolate, but I
-
eated it, sorry.
-
There's more chocolate
-
in the freezer
-
if you want
-
some, but it
-
hurt so badly
-
that I think
-
my brain exploded
-
and bits flew
-
into your mouth
-
and it tasted
-
like burnt bacon
-
and old feet
-
of fattened cows
-
from Potosi, Wisconsin
-
a small town
-
with a population
-
you count on
-
in a pinch
-
to push you
-
to the limit!
-
It was so
-
beautiful that the
-
sun even cried
-
tears of oil
-
which republicans horded
-
to their secret
-
underground lair, in
-
an undisclosed location!
-
The location was
-
actually a McDonald's
-
aboard USS Nimitz
( and yes aircraft carriers have McDonald's aboard, and I heard Baskin Robbins. unless they lie to tin can sailors to make us feel jealous as they have to live aboard a thing with 5,000 other maniacs aboard)
-
floating on the
-
french riviera with
-
rainbows plastered on
-
the faces of
-
the three great
-
white sharks posted
-
on the walls
-
to remind the
-
little children that
-
the great white
-
shark ruled them
-
with a +9
-
level in wizardry!
-
The wizards name
-
was none other
-
than Tote-chan the
-
boy wonder, traveled
-
around the world
-
in only 40
-
seconds, he had
-
taken care of
-
the fourth crusade
-
with a sword
-
from Governor Spitzer's
-
headed panda dogs
-
just south of
-
was craving some
-
ecchi spice posts
-
that are available
-
in limited quantity
-
, so if you
-
knock 3 times
-
on a giraffe's
-
knee he will
-
kick your face
-
and the slip
-
will fall down.
-
Where has he
-
taken the ultimate
-
super shiny sparkly
-
bit of goodness
-
that is the
-
desire of millions
-
of men nationwide
-
, who believe that
-
Quentin Tarantino is
-
a god in
-
all possible ways.
-
His movies are
-
without a doubt
-
made of pure
-
velvety smooth chocolate.
-
However, Peter Jackson
-
loves to dress-up
-
in ladies clothes
-
that are covered
-
with marzipan flowers
-
which oddly enough
-
looked suspiciously like
-
Star Trek communicators
-
which are really
-
chocolate-flavored fish
-
with crunchy centers
-
comprised entirely of
-
cheesecake and cookies
-
from the Old-Guard
-
Who rule the
-
Air Force One
-
which is transporting
-
lethal doses of
-
cat box litter
-
with lotsa chunks!
-
and chewie bits
-
of super smelly
-
but delicious cheese
-
from the garbage
-
is the source
-
of all things
-
good and tasty
-
awesome and powerful
-
covered in sticky
-
and sweet tomatoes
-
grown from the
-
wierdest fungi around
-
and boiled in
-
the blood of
-
radioactive killer dwarves
-
and nailpolish remover
-
in every shade
-
of green juice
-
imaginable. Sometimes the
-
rabid, cupcake-craving
-
Monkeys writing Shakespear
-
have some misspellings
-
, though most are
-
actually intended because
-
they pack pun-ch
-
and sic-ken critics.
-
Monkeys like to
-
fling poo at
-
elderly and children
-
. Though african dwarf
-
hamsters fly around
-
with African Swallows
-
in the dark
-
need new candles
-
that would burn
-
your soul underwater
-
worse than cookies
-
, but better than
-
oatmeal and peas.
-
For all eternity
-
is better than
-
no eternity, which
-
would not be
-
a way to
-
save Yoda from
-
robots taking over
-
the huge glowy
-
plastic bottle of
-
rotten fish pasta
-
made for cats
-
, dogs, anime fans,
-
beavers, hobbits and
-
three toed sloths.
-
Life was never
-
the same again
-
once the others
-
realized the danger
-
of their own
-
creation they tried
-
to destroy all
-
the specimens, but
-
all but one
-
which escaped and
-
had hidden itself
-
in Chi's ears
-
where it was
-
cultivated into a
-
hideous flesh eating
-
flying spaghetti monster
-
from outer space.
-
Its another race
-
consisting of blue
-
men from mars
-
and green women
-
from venus who
-
make styrophome sandwiches
-
hold the mayo
-
extra cheese please
-
no anchovies were
-
harmed in the
-
making of the
-
march of the
-
sugar plum fairies
-
available on DVD
-
on April 26.
-
buy it in
-
case of a
-
flash flood warning
-
located in Tunesia.
-
I've never heard
-
of a sponge
-
that didn't like
-
to wear pants
-
out in public
-
the best day
-
win your freedom
-
for which it
-
stands alone complexed
-
a great wind
-
center of Sparta
-
a mighty disturbance
-
in the steakhouse
-
filled with people
-
while the lobster
-
escaped from the
-
pot of boiling
-
Blood from a
-
zombie who ate
-
the lungs of
-
heavy chain smokers
-
that kick little
-
hobbits searching for
-
the dark one
-
from Las Vegas.
-
Once the evil
-
wear vintage clothes
-
while having the
-
city of Portland
-
float by underneath
-
Ninja hamsters who
-
she came to
-
realize the impending
-
hamster cookie poops
-
from the end
-
of the trail
-
no waiting lines
-
while dealing with
-
rabid fangirls from
(is fangirls technically one word or two?)
-
(one)
the Planet HE**
-
in a Bucket
-
from the city
-
Licorice Jelly Beans
-
of the Color
-
Blind Dancing Bears
-
seizure inducing mechanisms
-
for keeping the
-
Riff Raff Scratchin'
-
You should not
-
poke a bear
-
when it's on
-
hard drugs during
-
the spring season
-
in which huge
-
unicorns take over
-
candy mountain to
-
steal everyone's kidneys
-
to sell in
-
markets all across
-
the midwest to
-
Jupiter, where robots
-
drink beer and
-
have intercorse in
-
rooms orbiting the
-
zero gravity dance
-
hall filled with
-
Takoyaki hanging mobiles
-
made from the
-
fried squid bits
-
fresh from Japan.
-
Then the kids
-
will skip merrily
-
For Grand Theft
-
and pants the
-
on a pig
-
which looked awful
-
kind of like
-
some sort of
-
Miss Piggy in
-
chewy red licorice
-
the ultimate monster's
-
big gaping mouth
-
but the dentist
-
put caps on
-
the end of
-
my fangs. Jerry
-
the brown mouse
-
crawled under the
-
car to get
-
the tail of
-
a massive raccoon
-
that had three
-
claws on each
-
ear. The raccoon
-
was a freak!
-
Rick James had
-
the end for
-
a pink wolverine
-
nestled in his
-
57 Chevy Bel-Air
-
that in the
-
cylindrical container lived
-
Green Jelly. Those
-
punks from 1994
-
rocked the Casbah
-
with a purple
-
people eatin' tennis
-
Playin', bull rindin'
-
cupcake eatin', stamp
-
lickin', caramel butter
-
lily livered Yak......
-
no sass now
-
put away that
-
rusty old dagger
-
that the old
-
drull bull did
-
sit on accidently
-
in the igloo
-
where Eskimo do
-
the waltz in
-
snappy 6/8 time
-
while the fat
-
, obese, and oversized
-
Obese One-ton Kenobi
-
ate a fig
-
Bow chicka bow...
-
fig-a lickin' good!
-
Then while the
-
pirates played pinochle
-
on the person
-
, they spilled some
-
of the beans
-
on my shoes
-
that had some
-
green chunks on
-
from the last
-
one of that
-
exploiding zombie heads
-
that got all
-
of the eyeliner
-
, which was made
-
from the middle
-
of the top secret
-
Self Defense Force
-
that was useing
-
non-cruelty free
-
lazers of Death
-
and then there
-
was the last
-
of the Mohicans
-
to shave his
-
place of unspeakable
-
horrors with a
-
yellow rubber chicken.
-
This chicken could
-
be the son
-
of Hillary Clinton
-
And Barack Obama.
-
ALERT THE PRESS!!!
-
stem cell clones
-
have been released
-
into the dead
-
city of Tokyo
-
french cosplay maids
-
have taken over
-
the surrounding area
-
of the New
-
new york mcdonalds
-
with feather dusters
-
pants and stuffs
-
her friend's head
-
with slime from
-
Bob Dole's ears
-
in your eyes
-
that came from
-
watching too much
-
Saturday Night Live.
-
Pre-recorded for some
-
late night entertainment
-
viewer discretion advised
-
the producers canceled
-
the show due
-
to racial complaints
-
the Aliens made
-
bread from our
-
Area 51 lab
-
in Area 51.
-
Out of nowhere
-
an undisclosed location
-
was mapped on
-
a sleeping lion
-
and with a
-
wild snorlax appearing
-
a giant teddy
-
burst from the
-
lingerie department in
-
nothing but a
-
tiny green thong :o
-
that is worn
-
behind the ears
-
of the grunny
-
who is making
-
cosplay fabric from
-
monkeys in Djibouti.
-
Once upon a
-
bed layed a
-
chicken hatching some
-
evil nefarious plot
-
to overthrow the
-
king of nigeria.
-
Who would have
-
tortured everyone because
-
they stole his
-
pencils from the
-
bar in Greece
-
which was why
-
he would summon
-
the dark angel
-
from hell to
-
make a taco
-
so that they
-
could bribe the
-
Death god for
-
the red apples
-
who loves only
-
there Television set
-
and little baby
-
cried really loud
-
because he couldn't
-
see with his
-
huge ugly glasses
-
that were for
-
looking at weird
-
breck dancing spoons
-
that makes a
-
sound when I
-
suck on them
-
to make them
-
sing in my
-
little bottie pants
-
to fit his
-
big and nice
-
bum of steel
-
wino of iron
-
fighter of fighters
-
420 is high
-
random urinalysis testing
-
pee's on the
-
electric fence boardgame!!!
-
the people have
-
brain dead moms
-
with long retractable
-
arms of steel
-
with rust inhibitors
-
that eat away
-
her underarm deodorant
-
that's made in
-
Utah! land of
-
bacon and socks
-
and tazers and
-
there hair went
-
to an Akihabara
-
@deep season premiere
-
where they got
-
there pot and
-
banged it on
-
the toilet seat
-
the then Gandi
-
ate your mom
-
Indian curry style
-
with BBQ sauce.
-
yes you are
-
but we have
-
some good stuff
-
up the spout
-
and around the
-
world baby yea
-
eat some pie
-
or cat toast
-
so we can
-
play real hard
-
and win a
-
chance to enter
-
a drawing for
-
the ultimate pocky
-
to use for
-
a small frog
-
jumped into her
-
pants then ran
-
down her leg
-
over to the
-
wall which then
-
he climbed up
-
and over until
-
it fell down
-
and broke his
-
butt. After that
-
a little bird
-
went to his
-
aide and gave
-
him a phoenix
-
that used to
-
be evil but
-
saved his butt....
lol
-
The end? But...
-
then a magical
-
unicorn named Charlie
-
came and said
-
take a path
-
up to candy
-
mountain and suffocate
-
with the other
-
end of his
-
tail of doom
-
and then he
-
ate a baby
-
and danced the
-
beatles dance called
-
the circle mosh
-
and the music
-
rocked the sox
-
of the people
-
stinky sox flew
-
gross things happend
-
babies were born
-
people were killed.
-
A sad day
-
for a much
-
loved little unicorn
-
who ate midgets
-
under a bridge
-
like a troll
-
with a bitter
-
taste in there
-
big sock hat
-
ate a zaboomafoo
-
but didn't eat
-
the three bears
-
that were left
-
in kumoricons lobby
-
on top of
-
a pirate ship
-
sunken by ninja
-
afterwards was decimated
-
as the most
-
retarded thing on
-
the planet earth
-
that lived in
-
a hole of
-
vomit filled pudding
-
that smelled like
-
the average ninja
-
after killing pirates!!!
-
with amazing skill
-
accidentally stabbing itself (nobody knows a ninjas sex)
-
they tumbled to
-
the happy dirt
-
below there bum
-
was very sad
-
because it got
-
slapped on the
-
butt with a
-
fresh mountain trout
-
and the fish
-
cried out in
-
absolute horror. Then
-
the fish said
-
"Someone cook me!"
-
so a fat
-
kid with a
-
black belt in
-
cooking fish said
-
'I accept your
-
challenge and will
-
eat you!' and
-
then he started
-
to bring out
-
a can of
-
chocolate covered beans
-
from Des Moines
-
and laid them
-
on the fish
-
who seemed to
-
be taking a
-
moment to mourn
-
the loss of
-
his pet human
-
flanagin who has
-
been cremated and
-
became dust in
-
a vacuum cleaner
-
that is on
-
at Channel 5
-
infomercials suck don't
-
change the channel!
-
the channel changed
-
to a bliss
-
known as the
-
boob tube boogie
-
but then a
-
very giant piece
-
daikon got sucked
-
because it was
-
in the cat's
-
bum and had
-
to be surgically
-
removed for cancer
-
in the mall
-
by accredited denturists
-
that can burp
-
William Tell's Overture
-
in 3 part
-
federally regulated documents
-
that accidentally fell
-
in the river
-
and washed up
-
all the green
-
the crap from
-
My x-boyfriend's boyfriend
-
From all his
-
salad eating contests
-
Mixed with cheese
-
and fresh shrimp
-
with a pinch
-
of rat seaman
-
to make the
-
hot spicy catgirls
-
do a dance
-
and kick butt
-
are the most
(I'm assuming the salad eating contests would still be the subject of the sentence? @_@)
-
greedy gluttonous gadflys
-
to ever exist.
-
If they were
-
, I dare say,
-
THOU SHALT NOT
-
hitith other peopleith
-
or they shallith (XD)
-
DIE-ITH!!!!.....so, yea-ith...
-
Incontinentia Buttockths was
-
FOR THY LORD
-
quite a miracle
-
and to this
-
day, no one
-
understood why it
-
smells like seaweed
-
unless nori sneezed
-
seaweed out his
-
i'm a girl D:<
-
D:<
-
Dee colon lessthan
-
Ogenki desu ka?
-
um yeah sure
-
its japanese fool!
-
anata no Baca
-
this is off-topic
-
but so right
-
that your eyes
-
shine with devil's
-
gleam under the
-
MOOONLIGHT SHADOW! He
-
Lies there dead
-
waiting for the
-
moment to catch
-
the great pumpkin
-
named Charlie Brown.
-
And thus a
-
birthday was ruined
-
by three masked
-
lolcats, each bearing
-
purple grand mask
-
facial coverings which
-
seemed a bit
-
queer, but certainly
-
not unfashionable.
BANG
-
"I've been shot!"
-
screamed the man
-
who had been
-
making banging sounds.
-
What a funny
-
way to die
-
, do you think
-
that lollipops taste
-
a bit like
-
be the day
-
that we all
-
war. How many
-
times have I
-
More than I
-
my brain's going
-
to melt from
-
alive and killing
-
um, I mean
-
EATIN' DA BABIES
-
, nom nom nom.
-
So I waz
-
walking down the
-
catwalk when I
-
To be doing
-
news at 11
-
people. That's not
-
what I meant.
-
I'm such a
-
FREAK!" And I
-
stalked a funky
-
cow wut lol
-
, it was amazing.
-
the cow horns
-
were lighting up
-
green yellow red
-
blue purple orange
-
brown black periwinkle
-
white pink teal
-
colors outside the
-
expected range of
-
wavelength. Then I
-
moved to Guam
-
I took my
-
dog with me
-
he likes trucks
-
I swam through
-
I love Tanis.
I miss Jesus. :'(
-
IN THE BEGINNING!!!
-
of the end
-
there was a
-
Small, deadly explosion
-
to riot against
-
supports the president
-
end this story.
-
good and reliable
-
story about something
-
that will matter
-
to mainstream media
-
in 10000 years
-
It's so important
-
that we keep
-
losing the records
-
and try to
-
fake new ones
-
but that fail
-
to include reality
-
and thus fail
-
At all things
-
that I set
-
long pointless rant
-
inherent in the
-
wonderful world of
-
art, school and
-
in my honest
-
and humble opinion
-
your ideas stink
-
I'll be able
-
off a short
-
fall into the
-
Which, I should
-
definately have seen
-
coming at me.
-
But, being rather
-
to run away
-
that I regularly
-
try and restrain
-
at all possible.
-
eat babies. Fable
-
paid lip service
-
to a tall
-
lawn gnome. When
-
it started raining
-
I ran as
-
woodchuck could chuck
-
well seasoned alder
-
I ran far
-
ridiculous and somewhat
-
I barely survived
-
"No cake here?!!?"
-
I found a
-
rabbit hole later
-
really far down
-
adorably cutie place
-
where marshmallows explode
-
into tasteful rainbows!
-
the skittles rained
-
forever changing this
-
for I'll tell
-
how cannibalistic zombies
-
came to be
-
purple chested kittens
-
shameful acts with
-
the poor cute
-
Totemo Oishii, who
-
else? The zombies
-
partied like it's
-
yesterday's last year
-
in the coalmine.
-
When all seems
-
hit or miss
-
with a monkey
-
on your back
-
killed the cat
-
do a dance
-
In the morning
-
the coffee called
-
and noone answered
-
until the macarena
-
doesn't count as
-
unless you kill
-
purple dinosaur eggs.
-
to the top
-
Of Japan when
-
i grew wings.
-
Then I called
-
the cops to
-
report the cat
-
to lol at
-
your face &
-
the worst day
-
ever. I thought
-
was bad, but
-
to eat only
-
tofu, it got
-
even worse because
-
the tofu was
-
very very dry.
-
The lack of
-
moist tofu made
-
my tongue swell
-
and turn green.
-
In the jar
-
there was a
-
fish who had
-
a very large
-
fin. It made
-
me scream out "
-
my ear can't
-
take this anymore!"
-
So I shall
-
rise from my
-
grave and steal
-
the breath of
-
life from fangirls.
-
They have forsaken
-
my honor &
-
covered me in
-
ketchup and yaoi.
-
oh not again
-
its like that
-
girl who eats
-
cheese and manga
-
for no reason
-
whatsoever. Why do
-
Smurfs always get
-
so happy when
-
you give them
-
fangirls and glue?
-
Did you see
-
her big fat
-
nose? I was
-
going to die
-
so I did.
-
So my Granmar
-
just had to
-
kill the mailman
-
and find my
-
long lost brother
-
doing the dishes
-
and breaking every
-
paper towel in
-
the entire universe!
So then I...
-
went down to
-
the railway station
-
to see what
-
time the train
-
would arrive. Many
-
sporks were harmed
-
in the making
-
of this story
-
. The end? No
-
, I don't think
-
There are times
-
when I cry
-
and i realize
-
Lelouch was cheating
-
but he wasn't!
-
That makes me
-
Happy beause he
-
danced to 'Disturbia'
-
with my parents.
-
They annoy me
-
so much! I
-
can't believe he
-
actually thought that
-
my parent's could
-
play twister in
-
straitjackets. It was
-
quite amusing when
-
Lelouch put on
-
the goth lolita
-
outfit. He was
-
frilly and pink
-
with sparkley bells
-
and totally wrapped
-
up in himself.
-
This guy was
-
scaring me with
-
his sense of
-
no personal space.
-
He always talked
-
about the way
-
he could eat
-
over 9000 cows
-
in one day.
-
And he can
-
jump at the
-
moon bounce in
-
to take over
-
the NHK studios
-
This was a
-
national phenomenon because
-
there is no
-
macaroni and cheese
-
in the bathtub.
-
that sits at
-
the side of
-
the Yokohama Giants
-
on top of
-
the Kanto league
-
honor building, I
-
mentioned Old Smokey
-
was dying of
-
a pocky-induced
-
uvula infection that
-
stopped him from
-
hitting the high
-
five from Tobi
-
this left me
-
in great danger
-
of losing my
-
lunch and Pocky!
-
When Ronald McDonald
-
went totally vegan
-
mutated chickens rejoiced
-
by storming the
-
chicken internment camps
-
and dropping bombs
-
along the battered
-
chicken wing wall.
-
Feathers went flying
-
people cried FOWL!
-
And poor Plucky
-
turned into Howl!
-
With a flourish
-
and a breeze
-
I leapt from
-
the Golden Gate
-
and flew into
-
the twin towers
-
which caused a
-
fly to cry
-
and lose his
-
Rainbow Brite toothbrush
-
so he eated
-
a nearby cantalope
-
and all was
-
right with the
-
Wicked Which of
-
Baker City, Oregon.
-
but her fly
-
was undone so
-
Mr. Mustach helped
-
create a solution
-
to end the
-
drastic fly atrocity
-
led by General
-
Mills and cereal
-
against the forces
-
of Squidward Tenticles
-
who plays horribly
-
the musical stylings
-
of Ray Charles.
-
For the record
-
he never said
-
pigs could fly.
-
This makes me
-
very angry! I
-
could go stomp
-
on a flowerbed
-
in your yard
-
until the dirt
-
gets packed hard
-
and all the
-
little garden gnomes
-
no longer have
-
the right of
-
Passage for the
-
legislation that legalizes
-
the legal things.
-
Although this is
-
the last day
-
that all is
-
forgiven. Nosebleeds make
-
fangirls and fanboys
-
show their feelings
-
in a rather
-
obviously embarrassing manner
-
What a depressing
-
Way to Live
-
I mean, REALLY
-
is that any
-
way to say
-
Who asked you?
-
don't give a
-
carp. Please help
-
movie to watch.
-
So since you
-
have a bad
-
cold i will
-
making you some
-
I personally dont
-
know how to
-
take these thoughts
-
into something beautiful.
-
Yet i find
-
it easy to
-
express myself when
-
I slip into
-
a state of mind
-
that was not
-
my own. I
-
was floating above
-
the clouds when
-
I encountered a
-
small creature named
-
Snuffkin. I don't
-
know what it
-
actually was, but
-
it was adorable!
-
It pretty much
-
looked like a
-
large and slightly
-
purple panda chibi.
-
it was flying
-
north when a
-
large fright ship
-
came zooming south.
-
If one left
-
be safe from
-
eat their brains.
-
But cake is
-
still existent, so
-
the cake is
-
lying around somewhere
-
with adorable frosting.
-
It doesn't taste
-
like I thought
-
it's even better!!~~~
-
Back to the
-
main point of
-
this confusing story.
-
Sadly there isn't
-
really any reason
-
for me to
-
keep this keychain
-
it's pretty, but
-
I no longer
-
need such trivial
-
material item. That
-
makes me feel
-
special inside. Don't
-
be jealous just
-
because I am
-
the best there
-
is at everything!
-
I'm also really
-
need the toilet
-
to stop overflowing.
-
Otherwise the refrigerator
-
will get jealous
-
of the aquarium.
-
a very very
-
ok day. Don't
-
think that i'm
-
being a pessimist
-
but i need
-
kill that man
-
to be the
-
tuna fish tacos
-
that were really
-
Nasty But Still
-
i was really
-
really really tired
-
and I kinda
-
wanted to chop
-
up a piece
-
and smoke it
-
untill my head
-
blew up like
-
a driftwood fire.
-
Field burning is
-
always fun in
-
parts of California
-
where its really
-
hot and stuffy
-
and stuff. I
-
made a pie
-
it tasted like
-
a really over
-
done bad actor
-
named Christian Bale.
-
It was really
-
really bad. I
-
almost died from
-
the severity of
-
choking on my
-
own spit when
-
I looked at
-
the t.v. screen
-
and saw the
-
end of the
-
Facts of Life.
-
I also watched
-
some Robot Chicken
-
and a smidgen of
-
Total Drama Island
-
all this watching
-
is making my
-
while i ate
-
chocolate covered brains
-
head hurt. You
-
should lie down
-
if you want
-
trust me, if
-
you feel anything
-
i'll just make
-
you into soup!
-
Then we will
-
splish splash sploosh
-
in the Willamette
-
rive. thats just
-
like watery snot!
-
I hate that
-
the water is
-
like watery snot!
-
I really disapprove
-
of such liquid.
-
like watery snot
-
because it will
-
snot stop running
-
down. Its really
-
one of the
-
I'm snot joking!
-
That snot funny!
-
What's snot to
-
laugh about? Snot!
-
on your life
-
I thee pledge
-
or use Endust
-
to clean snot
-
off of the
-
rags used by
-
Comet & Blitzen.
-
To Wipe Up
-
the runny snot
-
I think I
-
might really love
-
to run as
-
a giant banana
-
as far from
-
reindeer poop as
-
bananas could be.
-
It's snot apealling
-
to see such
-
overweight cheerleading truckers
-
dressed in sequined
-
banana hammocks. My
-
eyes really burn.
-
I need to
-
build a snowman
-
that has four
-
sets of arms
-
and bunny ears.
-
This will be
-
it should also
-
be allowed to
-
ride a donkey
-
into the fountain
-
where giraffes eat
-
potatoes for breakfast,
-
and monkeys throw
-
large heavy objects
-
like poo in
-
Central African Republic
-
Ostriches smell like
-
flung monkey poo
-
that look like
-
the Yellow Submarine!
-
this thread is
-
the coolest thing
-
I have ever
-
touched with a
-
hot french fry.
-
It also makes
-
a weird sound
-
when you step
-
on its "z"'s
-
while wearing boots
-
. My uncle hikes
-
every sunday in
-
the nude when
-
the family attends
-
church. he thinks
-
that people should
-
mail some socks
-
to the soldiers
-
fighting over seas
-
against psycho bombers.
-
But then again,
-
my uncle also
-
eats dead bunnies.
-
Hey, it's snowing
-
a white death
-
coming for the
-
un-sleeping bagged
-
shopping mall zombie
-
that was once
-
an old lady
-
with a cane.
Now she is
-
eating a gerbil
-
and its gross
-
someone get a
-
barf bag quick
-
because I'm gonna
-
hurl a pearl
-
and make a
-
huge mess in
-
your oyster of
-
my eye. I
-
can't figure out
-
what I'm trying
-
to save you
-
from exactly. Maybe
-
I like your
-
hair or something.
-
is on fire
-
with its color.
-
and its' tentacles
-
which are big
-
enough to destroy
-
an entire block.
-
are in my
-
house wrecking havoc
-
and hogging my
-
towel, now this
-
lizard has my
-
socks on and
-
my favorite book
-
to rip out
-
sucks like that.
-
My pet turkey
-
is snot nice
-
for picking my
-
house to mess
-
with his trusty
-
red sword of
-
Holy Consecration! He
-
everything good and
-
eat them for
-
breakfast and lunch!
-
been brutally butchered
-
for entertainment purposes
-
But it was
-
not worth selling
-
our manga collections
-
that the prize
-
was totally worthless
-
because of it.
-
that last thing
-
was for you
-
you though of
-
snowy. It is
-
a day to
-
explode. Exploding is
-
a funny way
-
to dispose of
-
annoying muppet characters.
-
being very slow.
-
Sometimes the snails
-
pass the rabbits.
-
Sometimes the shoes
-
are way to
-
big for the
-
the feet they're
-
on, which is
-
it makes me
-
I'll make sure
-
see clearly before
-
the snow returns
-
to my yard.
-
I shall bake
-
cookies for Christmas
-
and share demz
-
with lol cats!
-
because dey are
-
mai chzburgr! nom
-
on that! You
-
8 mai chzburgr!!!
-
you evil villain
-
hoo eets chzburgrs
-
through your nose
-
with a straw
-
that broke the
-
bone in the
-
hand of the
-
happy blue monkey
-
so feeling schadenfreud
-
is not going
-
to turn blue
-
because black monkeys
-
can fly off
-
physically unstable skyscrapers.
-
into piles of
-
cookies and cream
-
inside of a
-
yummy candy bar!!!
-
You can bet
-
I ate all
-
your corn flakes
-
. then a pirate
-
ambushed by a
-
giant dead bunny
-
that was owned
-
by PETA president
-
fat Courtney Love
-
in front of
-
hungry cannibalistic tribes
-
who had been
-
getting things ready
-
for the feast
-
of saint Barak
-
Obama head sandwiches
-
and club soda.
-
Oh no, the
-
cannibals got loose
-
! I hope they
-
don't eat me!
-
ARRRGH! MY ARM!!!
-
I'm bleeeeeeddding! Help!
-
Call the paramedics!
-
OR I'M GOING
-
TO BLEED TO
-
the other side
-
on the left
-
of the car
-
in the middle
-
of the rush
-
hour traffic news.
-
Kitty says meow
-
to eat my
-
foot. It tasted
-
like gummy bears
-
but not as
-
good as his
-
sausage used to
-
Be. When I
-
first learns about
-
his aching heart
-
I felt a
-
soft jab of
-
marshmallows and chocolate
-
hunger pains are
-
nothing compared to
-
when i got
-
AIDS from the
-
scrambled brains I
-
forgot to turn
-
over to police
-
for safe keeping.
-
Really? Then when
-
can i eat
-
the truck driver's
-
lunch money and
-
cheese and crackers
-
with a side
-
of dead bunny.
-
This is really
-
weird because of
-
the fact that
-
I am allergic
-
to dead bunny
-
brains and feet.
-
But if I
-
had a hammer
-
i could fix the
-
four words that
-
did not need
-
to be posted
-
. The post office
-
is closed on
-
st patricks day
-
and on every
-
other leap day.
-
If only I
-
could make you
-
Jump on your
-
velociraptor and ride
-
on the holy
-
rollin' donut of
-
santa monica boulevard
-
in Topeka, Kansas.
-
Sorry, no peeking.
-
Said the smelly
-
kung fu panda.
-
of the terrible
-
tried vainly to
-
fix but it
-
failed at life.
-
So, on to
-
the actual test,
-
which consisted of
-
many stupid questions
-
on subjects that
-
dont even relate
-
to pi squares
-
of cookie dough
-
made of human
-
foot powder. Where
-
could I find
-
oodles of poodles
-
with some noodles
-
or some curry
-
yay nummy time
-
its my favorite
-
emo in conner
-
. Give me some
-
.....DANCE DANCE PARTY
-
yay for it
-
it is fun
-
like the flu.
-
that is bad
-
like the Plague.
-
I love disease
-
because I don't
-
go to work.
-
Instead I go
-
to my bunny
-
who can make
-
7 magical wishes
-
if I pay
-
it ten billion
-
anaerobic bacteria cultures
-
like the Afrikaans
-
used in making
-
delicious food that
-
contains human flesh
-
and way to
-
yummify the salad
-
and add in
-
The Spoon Castle
-
is on fire
-
and burning people
-
but only people
-
who ate the
-
magical fairies will
-
be immune to
-
the otaku-death virus!
-
Which is ironically
-
engineered in Japan
-
inside of a
-
blue 1999 Mitsubishi.
-
That was made
-
a really long
-
nose that has
-
gold in it
-
in nugget form
-
We have decided that in the end, we won't lock the thread, and we've changed the title accordingly.
because of a
-
(It's about time someone did that!)
Star Trek convention
-
tribble malfunction in
-
four of the
-
warp nacelles aft
-
So Mr. Scott went
-
to the theater
-
He wanted to
-
see the latest
-
James Bond gadgets
-
because there were
-
to be more
-
bonds, but not
-
enough to un-Putinize
-
the people who
-
really know BOND
-
you know, like
-
pattern male BONDing
-
and bad puns.
-
cuddles, like me! (:3)
-
what happened to...
-
decency in this
-
den of iniquity?
-
I eat crazy
-
glue. Want some?
-
asked the lethargic
-
shrine maiden Kamichu
-
can bomb Japan
-
with awesome fanservice
-
that makes most
-
fanboys wet dreams
-
thing i DON'T
-
beat myself over
-
of cows is
-
and is punishable
-
by death only
-
it's udderly ridiculous
-
and has bad
-
cheese if so
-
i will light
-
kitty on fire
-
with a microwave
-
and some tinfoil
-
The kitty will
-
bake like a
-
cake as fast
-
as a car
-
runs over a
-
crazy old lady
-
who just ate
-
four servings of
-
baked beans with
-
dead bunny sauce
-
. If you are
-
a good cosplayer
-
you should see
-
a Psychiatrist because
-
it will smell
-
like dirty used
-
toilet seats and
-
a bad combover
-
and mousse up
-
in the top
-
of the mountain
-
I found the
-
golden toothpick with
-
karate chop action
-
in Mexico hiding
-
illegal canadian famalies
-
that have 7
-
naked albino chinchiilas
-
and a mexican
-
sun flower seed
-
used in mystic
-
rituals and goats
-
like to eat
-
cookies and cream
-
and dance wild
-
next to Mr.T's
-
van. It's fast.
-
so said The
-
large sign out
-
on the interstate
-
that travels through
-
canada and back
-
with a vengence!
-
no loitering allowed
-
if you have
-
live dogs and
-
a sad cake
-
because it lies
-
only on fridays
-
about its age
-
if it has
-
a deadly mission
-
impossible with Tom
-
the tank engine
-
built by the
-
crazy scientists at
-
the New Mexico
-
national laboratory mice
-
superman decided to
-
large red planet
-
and eat it
-
really good and
-
voodoo donuts was
-
closed. I was
-
when from my
-
a small explosion
-
My poor Phone
-
onto contact explosive
-
blew up the
-
i lost all
-
my money in
-
the resulting fire.
-
to break up
-
with Monster and
-
kill Mustash by
-
calling the dead
-
bunny army of
-
the church of
-
Satan and his
-
to rape Madonna.
-
gone to Hell.
-
more than a
-
crossplayer in crossplay
-
eating hiporaffogatfish food. *hippo, giraffe, frog, cat, fish*
-
Cookies and cream
-
clog your arteries.
-
Healthy foodz can
-
reduce your fatness.
-
Smurfs are evil
-
and cats are
-
even more evil
-
because they meow.
-
They also have
-
large, bulky eggs.
-
Cookies are good.
-
but not the
-
creamy dead bunnies
-
Live in potholes.
-
THe potholes can
-
eat you alive.
-
If a crazy
-
old man said
-
eat my cake
-
would you eat
-
a broken glass?
-
Yes, I would
-
a head kick
-
from Mentally Hilarious
-
but not really
-
from Dancing Tofu
-
because charles is
-
Except not, because
-
his dreadlocks are
-
all tangled up
-
in a web
-
of wicked deception
-
recently derived from
-
the ninja cat
-
from the village
-
of the pocky
-
We love pocky!
-
yes we do
-
We love pocky......
-
how 'bout you?
-
Tim loves pocky
-
but not more
-
not then tom (double nagitive)
-
so they demanded
-
that the Pocky-holics
-
were rounded up
-
and are given
-
many doses of
-
Prozac to make
-
the budget work
-
But it didn't
-
take long for
-
and crush a
-
poor old man
-
and his little
-
green poodle that
-
just ate a
-
radioactive tongue brush.
-
At least its
-
sterile! Diet Coke
-
can kill you
-
if it doesn't...
-
it will do
-
horrible things to
-
the epic person
-
like me eats
-
the ten pound
-
brain of awsomeness
-
that is in
-
the most epic
-
bowl of goop
-
in the world!
-
This was like
-
a billion years
-
to early for
-
cookies and cream
-
to brake dance
-
but not the
-
King of Europe
-
who was busy.
-
Freakin' blubber nuggets
-
from the back
-
of the room
-
are talking to
-
a large metal
-
toaster with yellow
-
feets to run
-
on the track
-
which used to
-
torture small young
-
due respect, but
-
they did torture
-
cookies to death
-
by hanging in
-
deep fryers with
-
cameras sending to
-
and undisclosed location
-
with Obama's Blackberry
-
and four little
-
taco saw that
-
way tell me
-
i am emo.
-
A shocking visage
-
appeared to me
-
and told me
-
to get lost
-
and go get
-
a second cup
-
of Pie and
-
a stimulus bill
-
Clinton is like
-
"OMG MY BFF
-
JILL CAN YOU
-
HEAR ME NOW!
-
Thats what she
-
said when she
-
ate a big
-
apple pie, which
-
was good, except
-
cookies are better
-
because chuck noris
-
just totally owned
-
your mom in
-
a game of
-
-DAMN IT I LOST THE GAME!-
pokemon yellow with
-
ultimate fighting power
-
and four rare
-
Naruto trading cards.
-
that were owned
-
by Ryuuk who
-
sincerely loves Lawliet. X3
-
Then I got
-
a great idea
-
to be Kira
-
and dance to
-
Hare Hare Yukai
-
which is really
-
from lucky star
-
but its also
-
a big fat
-
LIE. Like cake.
-
What part of
-
stupid do you
-
not want to
-
eat with chpsticks
-
and drink ramune
-
Belch like toads
-
all in all
-
Mexicans are evil
-
almost as evil
-
as those crazy
-
Republicans. The cool
-
idiots are Democrats
-
who run our
-
that's ruin chuckles
-
but not really.
-
depression economics is
-
a fun thing
-
to say in
-
in the hood
-
nobody knows what
-
to say, so
-
shipping and handling
-
costs alot for
-
federal stimulus dollars
-
that make me
-
pintos and cheese
-
The Dog Ran
-
across the street
-
to the market
-
but was stopped...
-
fashionista riots going
-
Bitten by dog!
-
Man Bites Dog
-
Cuz he's cooooool
-
and he had
-
to kill all
-
the PETA people
-
because they committed
-
a crime where
-
they killed the
-
dog/bunny hybrid
-
Theory CD by
-
lupe fiasco and
-
attack ninjas. Muffins
-
are a good
-
but not as
-
crunchy bacon bits
-
made by hobo
-
under a bridge
-
with your DS
-
child labor laws
-
suck for making
-
me eat a
-
bacon-less chocolate cake
-
with a side
-
car or manhattan
-
beige-colored flying car O.o
-
with optional mp3
-
player built in
-
the back-seat with
-
bees which I
-
ate for dinner
-
because flying death
-
is the sound
-
and the fury
-
of the allmighty
-
Bruce the shark
-
named kisame's mom
-
a big fat
-
bowl of shark-fin
-
sad soupy mess
-
are fun with
-
one-eyed one-horned flying
-
purple people eaters
-
with MUDKIPZ named
-
failure to launch
-
and with pie
-
cake is a
-
truth made by
-
random fat scientists
-
who like to
-
move it move
-
to the song
-
caramel dansen is
-
one word not
-
two suck my
-
big fat toes
-
smell like a
-
pickle juice with
-
a side of
-
hamburger mayo relish
-
and dog head.
-
on a stick
-
of pocky which
-
I ate with
-
mayo and pickles
-
but I forgot
-
my foot-long pocky
-
the is two
-
sides of my
-
personality and I
-
am bi-polar so
-
go drop dead
-
in a pile
-
of rusty nails.
-
I said that?
-
no you didn't
-
or maybe I
-
did but you
-
could not eat
-
the cake because
-
it was too
-
much like a
-
fairy tale of
-
never never land
-
over the rainbow
-
way up high
-
like Jauquin Phoenix
-
or O.J. Simpson
-
in a Bronco
-
with chicken pot-pie (i think thats a stretch)
-
and some of
-
those little green
-
chippy like things
-
that push a
-
button that triggers
-
a giant gundam
-
's wing to
-
completely spontaneously combust
-
ed into some
-
hilarious burnt cookies
-
which then proceeded
-
by me and
-
my radar love
-
but it is
-
Dryer Balls we
-
did not know
-
had existed until
-
Christmas shopping was
-
ended due to
-
things not making
-
any sense because
-
of this thread.
Purple balloons tied
-
but yet it
-
remains to be
-
or not to
-
all over again
-
(....What?)
But I see
-
that someone wants
-
chocolate ice cream
-
inside of a
-
Giant banana of
-
DOOM and (more) DOOM
-
plus a side
-
of DOOM and
-
just a dash
-
of pixie dust
-
which made it
-
DOOM and more
-
DOOM, but somehow
-
more DOOM came
-
and then finally
-
I cut you
-
up into millions
-
of captain crunch
-
pieces of DOOM
-
to all puppies
-
which have commited
-
murdering clay aiken
-
with DOOM and
-
holy power of
-
bacon shaped DOOM
-
for breakfast, kids
-
should eat their
-
hover bacon raw
-
that comes from
-
canadian border lines
-
over in the
-
West Texas Town
-
of equal awesomeness
-
but low aspirations
-
of speaking English.
-
Cookies are GRRRR8
-
like purple GRRRRRRRRAPES!
-
they are foodz
-
explode on your
-
cleaned it up
-
but there was
-
still the smell
-
eating raw kittens
-
dressed in cosplay
-
for they were
-
nothing like what
-
I did last
-
night in my
-
brothers bed, that
-
freaked him out
-
because he saw
-
me eating a
-
raw dead bunny
-
drenched in soy
-
and tartar sauces
-
that I wanted
-
for my pasta
-
and orange juice
-
buy couldn't find
-
Doctor Wilson because
-
he's in Jersey
-
Not in Finland
-
(aka hell) luckily
-
my local quack
-
is a duck
-
that prescribes medicine
-
duck like treatments
-
using ear wax
-
and toe jam
-
-ing country dudes
-
had a fan
-
it we blackstar
-
With a pencil
-
in the Library
-
with a knife
-
and kill Miss.
-
book jam head
-
is a good
-
good coffee maker
-
in the hands
-
of almighty Tom
-
the king of
-
the Pocky gnomes!
-
Bloviating through another
-
herd of teenagers
-
trying to get
-
Washougal Otaku angry
-
by invading Taco
-
Bell with their
-
diet coke and
-
A POUND OF
-
illegal substances from
-
me and also
-
President Barack Obama!
-
I wish I
-
could play the
-
instant death game
-
with George Lucas
-
and a slice
-
of Washy cake
-
full of lies
-
and with some
-
sprinkles on top.
-
Furries are soooooooo
-
sexy it's scary
-
that I hate
-
with a passion
-
people who hate
-
taco are not
-
filled with beef!
-
Sometime when I
-
i got out
-
my triple strength
-
mega hot sauce
-
on tacos with
-
mounds of DOOM
-
for the final
-
fantasy epicness party
-
time to eat
-
A bunch of
-
dead baby bunnies
-
deep fried with
-
some puppy legs
-
topic came along
-
I killed puppies
-
throwing up dessert
-
of life puppies
-
he danced a
-
irish river dance
-
in horse shoes
-
with a bucket
-
the walrus lost
-
the game which
-
no cake for
-
laughing green goblins
-
in a story
-
that Spider-Man didn't
-
have any arms
-
or any guns
-
^ To shoot the
-
flying death monkeys
-
of DOOM and
-
warriors of virtue
-
which were actually
-
giant fat kangaroos
-
dressed in drag
-
man's chest buried
-
in their pouch
-
containing sticky candies
-
And lots of...
-
Gundam VHS tapes
-
that self-destructed and
-
ate your face
-
with a BIDOOF
-
and a slice
-
of delicious lies
-
which dose not
-
prevent face eating
-
by the evil
-
lord fluffy-sama with
-
A heavy frying...
-
egg of failure
-
hit him in
-
the face then
-
stomped on his
-
head and then
-
kicked his big
-
fat and scary
-
large and hairy
-
sack o' nuts
-
which made squirrels
-
burst forth with
-
rabies and a
-
flying dead bunny
-
...out to destroy...
-
the death monkey's
-
whos main mission
-
was to kill
-
all of the
-
X-men, but Nightcrawler
-
who was drunk,
-
killed him first
-
with a bloody
-
spork and a
-
really bad muffin
-
and swine flu
-
which isnt dangerous
-
because fish created
-
cakes and lies
-
to make humans
-
cook dead bunny
-
So they can
-
eat your face
-
while they laugh
-
about star trek
-
and DragonBall Movie
-
till they die.
-
But come back
-
Place around your...
-
slice of pie
-
Which I ate
-
after I ate
-
The number eight.
-
Scares number seven.
-
because he shot
-
Fragments are cool.
-
Rin and Len
-
kill baby bunnies
-
which is the
-
Awesomest way to...
-
get a date
-
And get panties
-
0_0
which I don't
-
Lies you do
-
not have any
-
in your face
-
just zit cream
-
on my lover
-
who is amazing
-
Only on Tuesdays
-
but sometimes on
-
Sundays in bed
-
With your mom
-
's boyfriend who
-
ate the dead
-
bunny soup from
-
my ass in
-
kentucky fried chicken
-
in New Mexico
-
Then I said
-
"Hey there Dawg,
-
where is your
-
fly white guy
-
is he in
-
in the can
-
of beans that
-
you cut your
-
wrists and it
-
gave me herpes
-
froms SNJ Sasuke
-
not cool man
-
Naruto warned you
-
That lee's gay
-
but its cool
-
because lee is
-
hot for neji
-
Lol wtf Yaoi
-
is so hot
:3
-
so take off
-
for hot man
-
before the girls
-
make out with
-
Blackstar/ Tim Supplitt
-
swine flu carrier
-
do not want
-
to eat the
-
leeji love children
-
since they have
-
way too many
-
arms and apendages
-
That eat your...
-
pocky and explode
-
in your face
-
On mondays and...
-
the third Saturday
-
of every year
-
in July. When
-
my mom kills
-
The cake because...
-
it's a LIE
-
Which it isn't
-
the truth so
-
she said "damn
-
flying death moneys
-
ate my gum
-
before the trolls
-
took my precious
-
lord of the
-
Awesome Ninja place
-
not knowing where.
-
Then purple pocky
-
Go's too anymore.
-
But with the
-
with the lonley
-
while eating muffins.
-
alone and cold
-
ice cream sundae
-
I looked up
-
at my cheesecake
-
which was turning
-
into a stalker
-
who really liked
-
eating sea-salt icecream
-
since it tasted
-
like roxas in
-
the ocean when
-
he felt like
-
He was too
-
much like his
-
fake lover Axel
-
who's a hoe
-
And can really.
-
beam into space
-
as fast as
-
Leanord Neemoy the
-
most epic man
-
on Star Trek
-
Ever to have
-
a piece of
-
Capt. Kirk's butt
-
But only when...
-
it is deep
-
inside of his
-
Awesome box which
-
holds an awesome
-
pile of his
-
exploding neon dwarves
-
who are secretly
-
In love with
-
some random person's
-
rib cage on
-
the bridge to
-
the moon with
-
two boxen a
-
a giant rubber
-
of liquid latex
-
and with some
-
bottle of epic
-
with is non
-
nom nom nomz
-
but only in
-
liquid nom form
-
which people drink
-
chocolate chip cookie
-
and eat some
-
yaoi fruit roll-ups
-
which taste very
-
fruity and delicious
-
like fruit loops
-
which I looooove!
-
but not as
-
delicious as most
-
Pieces of cake
-
made by GLaDOS
-
who killed the
-
Captain, Mary-Sue, when
-
James T. Kirk
-
happily married his
-
broken toaster because
-
he was RONERY.
-
but he liked
-
the way InuYasha
-
would lick the
-
grate solid gold
-
bone of the
-
DEATH MONKEY of
-
awesomeness, so he
-
can intensify the
-
majorly awesome foodzen
-
! I like odd
-
pokemon scratching at
-
your granmars face
-
went all splody-like
-
then was taken
-
to Zelda's castle
-
on horse back.
-
in the nude
-
without a paddle
-
and panties on
-
which is wrong
-
because the king
-
has spoken about
-
"No Streaking" rule
-
which is bad
-
for the naked
-
eskimos in Thailand
-
who like to
-
eat whale bluuuubber
-
nuggets instead of
-
taz's ugly face
-
who killed Konan-ChanX3
-
I killed Taz
-
"DEATH TO ALL"
-
was sang happily
-
by the people
-
Because they got
-
rocks to throw
-
at jolly old
-
Spock who then
-
died. THEN DIED
-
DID BLACKSTAR BECOME.
-
aWSOME is Blackstar
-
who eats kittens
-
although he might
-
upchuck some and
-
cry on the
-
old rusting clownstatue
-
which came from
-
1892. Then Sasuke
-
sat meloncholicly on
-
a cactus in
-
the middle of
-
mount gagazet which
-
eated my boxen
-
inthe middle of
-
spocks nose and
-
peed on the
-
LITTLE DOG! then
-
it died of
-
eat your face
-
made of cheese
-
. Then after Jakotsu... (that one gay dude from InuYasha; http://www.freewebs.com/jakotsushrine/I%20can%20count!%20not.jpg (http://www.freewebs.com/jakotsushrine/I%20can%20count!%20not.jpg))
-
got a cell phone
-
the media decided
-
he was sexy. xD
-
Unfortunately, they forgot
-
to pick beans
-
from the cabbage
-
patch where they
-
ate my pet
-
Mufasa, who raped
-
little boy blue
-
with his long
-
wavy hair and
-
his half pound
-
BBQ steak sauce
-
with a special
-
kid as a
-
Michael Jackson (omg! I can't believe he's dead! T_T) fan
-
cries for him
-
Every single night
-
because he's gone. Dx
-
He was here
-
a few minutes
-
ago but then
-
the darn Rushin
-
;Billy Mays epicly
-
had a heart-attack
-
and got dead
-
in a timely
-
Very sexy way
-
she ate the
-
oxy clean that
-
was in an
-
awesome shamwow that
-
didn't drip on
-
the damn rug
-
Which Smelled like...
-
Bob Barker on
-
four different prescription
-
pain killers plus
-
a shamwow on
-
the TV set
-
ate my cookie
-
You bad person!
-
said the little
-
pink gummy bear
-
who would dance
-
by the light
-
of the taco
-
in her handbag
-
which I would
-
put my parking
-
brake on and
-
make it dance
-
before it could
-
eat my brainz
-
'cause they're spicy!
-
Especially with salsa
-
dance that Quinto
-
Hung made famous
-
for being a
-
really fat annoying
-
fluffy pink pig.
-
Then Gaara swam
-
to the purple
-
berry that was
-
funny and green
-
because of its
-
strange mutated genetics.
-
When its mother
-
the Amazing Nightcrawler
-
tried to eat
-
REALLY sour tomatoes
-
that were beginning
-
to smell like
-
old lucky charms,
-
and dead bunnies
-
that ate the
-
Media, who wanted
-
to frighten the
-
awesome celebrities that
-
like go to
-
burger king and
-
feed PaperShredder's digimon. (https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.digi-adopt.com%2Fget.php%3Fid%3D122049.png&hash=3e5bc7e0c724d042fc674dff66d0939ef379345b) (http://www.digi-adopt.com/levelup.php?id=122049)
-
the cows that
-
GeneCo uses for
-
making the special
-
face for Amber
-
so she eats
-
a fluffly poodle
-
with oodles of
-
green pancake syrup
-
that tastes like
-
Marluxia's flower petals
-
BURNT TO OBLIVION
-
With Lar-Lar's electric
-
eels and uncle
-
Bob's last roommate
-
on the Enterprise
-
Space! Sailing! away...........
-
get that thing
-
over there in
-
the pants of
-
Capt'n Kirk, Spock
-
pants. NOT REALLY
-
MINE BUT HEY!
-
the world is
-
Miku's, and every
-
one in it
-
which is selfish
-
They all Died
-
and then flew!
-
To heaven, where
-
there were....bunnies
-
and they hop
-
in 6/8 time
-
and learned how
-
to eat muffins
-
by the pond.
-
that had no
-
and then there
-
no nouns! Oh
-
Grammar died last
-
last night, Jim.
-
Not in my
-
house, said the
-
shiny red thing
-
with ecchi etchings
-
of cookie crumbs
-
and purple people
-
poop purple ponies
-
[size=pt]with too many[/size]
-
noses that stink
-
by the house
-
by the house
of jesus christ.
-
Does anybody else
-
have a banana
-
for my monkey?
-
He would really
-
enjoy the goodness
-
of the fruity
-
nutrients it'll provide.
-
He once saw
-
a mudkip beside
-
a mudkip beside
his mothers bed,
-
and asked it
-
a destructive question
-
Is the Cheese
-
Is the Cheese
bombed in the
-
middle of the
-
center of Denver?
-
yes it is
-
and at the
-
bank of america
-
the lazy robbers
-
made the teller
-
rob himself quickly.
-
(Haha thankyou! That was what I wanted someone to say!)
They then sauntered
-
to their car
-
and fell asleep
-
behind the wheel
-
because the robber
-
drank too much
-
of the vodka
-
that he stole
-
from the Police
-
runs back to
-
the squad car
-
and takes out
-
a rocket launcher
-
stollen from monkeys
-
that rule the
-
Australian world market
-
full of jumping
-
crazed jelly beans
-
inside a pokeball
-
owned by Misty.
-
That Misty stole
-
from Ash in
-
the Digital World.
-
beside some pocky
-
which was from
-
the Netherworld's basement
-
of eternal pudding
-
which was empty.
-
The pudding jiggled
-
and fell from
-
the space ship
-
and onto Kumoricon's
-
manga stnads then
-
the pudding attack
-
was officially reported.
-
the cake was
-
frosted with pink
-
shell lightly coated
-
filled with strawberry
-
slime made from
-
god's leg hair
-
that had been
-
just shaved off
-
into a bowl
-
of justice cereal
-
that was sued
-
by Pheonix Wright
-
who got a/n
-
giant rubber mallet
-
then an objection
-
from his rival
-
Seto Kaiba who
-
beat him up
-
in a hotspring
-
with his magical
-
dragon of magic
-
who was named
-
Magic Magic Dragon
-
and was related
-
to the famous
-
Puff. Then Kaiba
-
ran to the
-
Mall to buy
-
a plushie of
-
Yugi so he
-
could worship it.
-
But then Yugi
-
flew away in
-
an oversized blimp
-
shaped like a
-
big censored thing
-
to destroy kitties
-
that shoot lasers
-
from their @$$
-
into the well
-
To kill Xemnas
-
and his pet
-
Ivane Ooze from
-
Lake Titicaca attacked
-
The Ghostbusters headquarters
-
but they fought
-
his mom's cactus
-
which grew into
-
a giant fruitfly
-
that ate Vexen's
-
latest liquid concoction
-
and so sprouted
-
about his awesome
-
girly Marluxia clone
-
that flew away
-
in a paper-bag
-
over to England.
-
When he arrived
-
the guards asked
-
him if he
-
was really batman.
-
or the valet.
-
He replied "No."
-
I am not
-
What are you?
-
My ugly step-sister?
-
My BFF Jill?
-
"No" he cried
-
I am not
-
a monkey today
-
You are too
-
in fact we
-
quake with fear!
-
because we are
-
the champions of
-
the champions of
the pokemon league
-
in the third
-
round of the
-
dance dance revolution
-
contest at Kumoricon
-
lite and i
-
danced all night
-
with Chuck Norris
-
in the dark
-
and also in
-
the demon's lair.
-
The demon's name
-
was something very
-
not very scary
-
Which in fact
-
was something random
-
with huge tacos ;D
-
and lollypops on
-
a top hat
-
with a feather.
-
The top hat
-
liked to eat
-
giant cheese crackers
-
with a dash
-
of crazy sauce
-
and he said,
-
I'm the one
-
who will destroy
-
the universe with ;D
-
A giant unicorn
-
who is equipped
-
with a keyblade
-
Named Gina Timberwood
-
who is pretty
-
and very shiny
-
but can't cut
-
by any sword
-
With said unicorn.
-
eating a lunch
-
in the park
-
by a mad
-
scientist who made
-
a giant salad.
-
and frankinstiens hairpiece
-
that flew away
-
Along with a
-
pokemon eating a
-
giant cat balloon
-
that is red
-
and covered in
-
strawberry cake and
-
mashed potatoes with
-
super turkey gravy
-
and lovely muffins
-
that cakes destroyed
-
The last mellon
-
in mars with
-
and the pocky
-
OH THE POCKY
The last mellon
ICE AGE! You rock Griff, you rock.
-
ran off in
-
a mystic cage
-
with a bat
-
coated in chocolate
-
that could sing
-
a horrrid trance
-
instead of talking.
-
He threw marshmallows
-
at the children
-
to purify their
-
tainted little souls
-
FROM WATCHING PORN
-
They then started
-
to take off
-
their frillly SHOES!
-
While suddenlly a
-
big ugly one
-
eyed monster came
-
to try and
-
kidnap the children
-
by giving them
-
candy in a
-
brown paper bag
-
from a van
-
that looks like
-
the Mystery Machine
-
on a sunday.
-
But on friday
-
lots of people
-
ate dead babies
-
while mubling a
-
3 word story
-
on the moon
-
that she bore
-
an evil octopus
-
it was an
-
amazing, delicious cake.
-
made of pie
-
not Ice cream
-
but strawberry filling
-
isn't an option
-
but a banana
-
is in her
-
and it isn't
-
being devoured by
-
A giant purple
-
dancing, talking elephant
-
Wearing a tu-tu ;D
-
that exploded abruptly.
-
When she heard
-
a gastly tune
-
just beyond the
-
the sky there
-
lied an ugly
-
giant fish named
-
midor the carp
-
Who just stared
-
re-enacting haruhi's dance
-
while serving people
-
at a bar
-
That was full
-
of chibi L's
-
eating some cake
-
And drinking hot
-
and spicy yaoi
-
with a paddle
-
that was broken
-
And splintering in
-
one million pieces
-
just like a
-
the taco bell
-
gila monster mash
-
extremely high on
-
tacos, burritos, and
-
massively sugared scones
-
With seven wives
-
who can make
-
strawberry cream pie
-
taste better than
-
dirty old men
-
if the old
-
man was young
-
and a raging
-
bull was running
-
toward him, he
-
might eat beef
-
before putting a
-
truck on ice
-
and tipped it
-
over a duck.
-
that was green
-
and forever rotting
-
Is a tasty
-
and tempting treat
-
when rainbows are
-
made totally solid
-
by the lumpy
-
dumpy Oompa Loompas
-
who drink PineSol
-
through a straw
-
and take spoons
-
From retirement homes
-
And little children
-
who aren't able
-
to walk lightly
-
on pretty stones
-
. They are very
-
unsteady and unsure
-
about the times
-
when Godzilla tried
-
to eat the
-
mushrooms out of
-
ground. But when
-
Magical teapots arrive
-
from the dimensional
-
time space continuum
-
vector planet nine.
-
A mysterious thing
-
has occurred once
-
when it was
-
the smoking caterpillar
-
it had no
-
legs to stand
-
just some springs.
-
Which went wobbly
-
when it's hot
-
and wet. Really
-
you could hear
-
the squeaking of
-
those springs. Wishing
-
that the springs
-
can leak several
-
gallons of Ramune
-
at a time
-
all flavors mixed
-
into savory flavors
-
that worked well.
-
Then in time
-
an orange alpaca
-
and a green
-
apple that smelled
-
sweet had babies.
-
Oddly enough it
-
the babies were
-
born without heads
-
but still had
-
enough trouble trying
-
to tap dance.
-
and meddle with
-
the Tata twins
-
who eventually killed
-
everyone at school
-
with cheese graters
-
that shredded all
-
the peoples houses
-
and pets. Meanwhile
-
A pink-haired
-
jigglypuff cosplayer was
-
extremely cluttered with
-
smelly garbage bits
-
and killed Sephiroth...
-
When he inhaled
-
rich Cornithian leather
-
when it gathered
-
All around the
-
Vampire's youtube acount.
-
of non-stick coating
-
Nyan Nyan dancing
-
on the street
-
that funky music
-
white boys play
-
in the rain
-
It was quite
-
an awkward sight
-
Alucard's pink dress
-
clashed with Victoria's
-
Secret super models
-
anointed in creamy
-
cool ranch dressing
-
and seasoned with
-
years of experience
-
, the world
-
will never know
-
what you expect
-
to have stuffed
-
With smelly gerkins
-
that flap wings
-
like an eagle
-
Wearing chain mail
-
sullied in blood
-
From the epic
-
war of demonia
-
and small children.
-
Wielding purple supersoakers
-
and strawberry pocky
-
with cellular cubes
-
that shock children
-
into trippy silliness.
-
Later in years,
-
far away, two
-
potato keyblades ate
-
loads of smores
-
by the fire
-
that simmers the
-
pot of soup.
-
Pots of soup
-
warmed to steaming
-
up to points
-
beyond man's reach
-
. In the end
-
wouldn't you know?
-
You probably wouldn't
-
believe it ending
-
in minutes after
-
END OF STORY!!!!!
-
NO NOT REALLY!!!!
-
BUT IT IS!!!!
-
BUT THEN AGAIN...
-
Said the cat
-
with the hat
-
on a mat
-
eating a party-balloon
-
WE CAN ALWAYS
-
HAVE A BLAST
-
BY LAUNCHING ROCKETS
-
at people who
-
say it's over.
-
While eating crackers
-
in a shoe
-
"OBJECTION!" Yelled honey
-
Because of POOP
-
"That's just nasty."
-
Seriously, it is
-
extremely nasty. Why
-
would you even
-
think of those
-
things right there
-
anyways?" "Because I
-
Think it changes
-
the simple meaning
-
of disgusting thoughts
-
that ripple through
-
DSi protector screens
-
with great offensiveness.
-
With great power
-
with large fries
-
and a Coke
-
but no napkins
-
were harmed by
-
ugly vermicious knids
-
of man-eating beagels
-
and explosive keyboards
-
that ravish everything
-
that is ravishable
-
in many ways
-
that fetishists can
-
mess you up
-
but you like
-
tofu that comes
-
in big buckets
-
and cans. But
-
nothing it seems
-
will keep the
-
its massive flames
-
on my car
-
that's overflowing with
-
obsessive teeth like
-
Sean Connery and
-
the Bond girls
-
that shake booties
-
and steal booties!
-
Just in time
-
from Sheik Yerbouti
-
in shibuya district
-
dancing shinigami shuffle
-
on a roof.
-
Vash reached for
-
his long lost
-
tap dancing elephant
-
with pink spots.
-
Because the need
-
and tator tots
-
of holy cheese
-
was growing stronger
-
and by god
-
hand me down
-
to the floor
-
Please. Bless keeps
-
the world going
-
the vicious kind
-
of rodents who
-
Bite my leg
-
making me sad
-
holding your heart
-
so I can't
-
even fathom why
-
my tears run
-
as bloody streams.
-
Over and over
-
on down stream
-
we happily pranced
-
to die here
-
but fly up
-
into heavens reaches
-
And Michael Jackson..
-
Your mean to me AND MICHAEL JACKSON..THATS A DISCRACE! HES IN HEAVEN YOU KNOW, SO IT WOULD FIT WITH THE STORY!!!
GAWSH DANA! WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO MEAN...YOU MIGHT GET REPORTED SOON!
-
(That sir, would be 32-too many words. 8/ I call that epic fail.)
-
and birds fly
-
high into the
-
red orange sky
-
and demons go
-
where they frolic
-
and Dante goes
-
up to celestia
-
and asks for
-
a new pair
-
of dancing shoes
-
in bright pink.
-
Off they went
-
into the ocean
-
sea side sushi
-
flopping about yum
-
in their tummies
-
growing weak pukes
-
because of Mc'Donalds
-
horrible tasting greasy
-
food just killed
-
another innocent cosplayer.
-
I will avenge
-
my dead friend
-
with this chainsaw
-
I shall cosplay
-
a deadly mario
-
or perhaps Mao
-
and then go
-
out with a
-
box of oranges
-
and eat pie
-
with a glomp
-
that can kill
-
unhappy meowths and
-
and angry prinnies.
-
The whole scene
-
was just disgustingly
-
full of Fangirls
-
that couldn't stop
-
their crazy screaming
-
Cuz minds controlled
-
by Zac Efron
-
makes you do
-
all the wrong
-
dance moves
-
in a corner
-
where no one
-
saw you cutting
-
A Sora doll
-
with Ash's chainsaw
-
behind the towering
-
black death mountain
-
all covered with
-
Hersheys chocolate syrup
-
in self-sealing bags
-
with Ash's chainsaw
WIN
with organic tofu
-
and rotten cheese
-
that smelled bad!
-
Smelling bad objects
-
with Ash's chainsaw
WIN
I know right! ;D
covered in mud
-
scented bath oils
-
If there was
-
any way that
-
butterflies are free
-
for the taking.
-
in Kung Pow
-
would fight with
-
chopsticks and pens
-
and DDR skills
-
seven rabid gorillas
-
and six dancers
-
with Michael Jackson
-
back from beyond
-
the seven portals
-
which take tokens
-
that fall from
-
flying pigs butts
-
scattering everywhere that
-
Ice Cream comes
-
in tiny boxes
-
made by little
-
elfs on steroids
-
that can become
-
Giant chickens that
-
will fly away
-
If you yell
-
too loudly in
-
a giant megaphone.
-
Listening into it
-
causes rectal cancer
-
that burns when
-
you sit down.
-
Take a stand
-
, yell your nindo
-
out the tendo
-
cheri beri ruchi
-
quick little mongoose
-
on the highway.
-
with a duck.
-
If Harry Potter
-
can just be
-
a wizard gangster.
-
That way he
-
would always be
-
the god of
-
the new world
-
Because RABBIDS suck.
-
Now, story time
-
in WONDERLAND was
-
starting when a
-
fail of epicpreportions
-
because Twilight Fangirls
-
had ran over
-
Harry Potter instead.
-
Harry Potter fangirls
-
killed the twilight
-
cosplayer at the
-
Twilight Obsession Convention.
-
Starting a fight
-
eventually leads to
-
giant monster beasts
-
eating out your...
-
disgustingly gelatinous innards.
-
This such event
-
is displayed for
-
children and monkey.
-
Monkeys like that
-
enjoy throwing bombs
-
at crazy people
-
and at mutant
-
teenage ninja turtles.
-
When they saw
-
High School Musical
-
they threw up.
-
Throwing things up
-
is not fun
-
but fun to
-
go crazy with
-
Dance Dance Revolution
-
and after that
-
go eat some
-
Nacho Surpreme with
-
Extra sadness tears
-
and super special
-
pork buns that
-
pooped poo on
-
the poor green
-
monster beasts that
-
are cute and
-
cuddly and FAT.
-
Usually such things
-
are frowned upon
-
in normal places
-
,but in weird
-
places like Canada
-
and Kentucky, things
-
are just yummy
-
like chicken and
-
maybe some potatoes.
-
Sometimes we have
-
little people who
-
ALWAYS GO NUTS!
-
Nuts can make
-
peoples faces go
-
all weird like
-
the ramalama dance
-
Dark Lady Kassandra
-
likes to dance
-
in a ballroom.
-
With inflatable Jigglypuff
-
such indecencies will
-
make people sleep.
-
On thanksgiving people
-
decided to devour
-
Obama and milk.
-
and tomorrow they
-
barfed and read
-
the old newspaper.
-
Then the striped
-
ninja panda danced
-
on your head
-
while you sat
-
By your Bed
-
and ate pocky
-
and drank ramune
-
and then he
-
went to the
-
toilet and pooped.
-
because he was
-
so old and
-
living in a
-
hut with barbra
-
manatee. she came
-
tumbling down with
-
that stupid egg
-
fell fom that
-
ridiculous looking tree
-
because he was
-
to drunk to
-
satisfy his needs
-
of hot pockets
-
so he left.
-
And the turtle
-
ended up sleeping
-
in the sea
-
with his wife
-
and two other
-
wonderfully beautiful men
-
who like donkeys
-
and chocolate pudding
-
turned really nuclear.
-
Such nuclear activites
-
mess with the
-
minds of others
-
and give them
-
Psychotic rages and
-
super kitten powers.
-
Those nasty kittens
-
with their cute
-
faces and tails
-
drank the Ramune'
-
and TOAST and
-
possibly fancy wines.
-
that taste like
-
the chicken that
-
stole his hat
-
and ran away
-
. New story! Once
-
upon a time
-
there belonged a
-
ogre named Shrek.
-
He got shot
-
by a chipmunk
-
because he was
-
cosplaying Uchiha Sasuke
-
and all fangirls
-
decided he sucked.
-
So then they
-
went to the
-
local Game Stop
-
to purchase a
-
Playstation 2 game
-
like Odin Sphere
-
Or Final Fantasy XII
-
they also bought
-
Ramen with miso!!!
-
Meanwhile, in Rome,
-
a cat boy
-
ate a squirrel
-
with giant chopsticks
-
and a paper
-
because he likes
-
Mystery Science Theater.
-
Then along came
-
squad 7 because
-
Kakashi said they
-
needed to be
-
underwear models and
-
Sasuke went, "What
-
the hell?!?" so
-
Naruto put on
-
an orange speedo
-
and started dancing.
-
While Sakura drooled,
-
her meds failed
-
and Sasuke went
-
crazy and overdosed
-
on EMO drugs.
-
Then Naruto said
-
"Where is lee?"
-
All of a sudden
-
it rained cupcakes
-
from the skies
-
with rainbow sprinkles
-
and gay pride
-
parades marched across
-
the entire ocean
-
they looked fabulous!
-
So fabulous that
-
Sasuke just had
-
put his b-dazzled
-
denim jacket on
-
and then DANCED!
-
Like emos should
-
. Naruto became jealous
-
and got a
-
nosebleed. He then
-
played Super Mario
-
but epicly failed.
-
And Sasuke cried
-
because he finally
-
decided to make
-
pasta for Itachi
-
and cambells soup.
-
Itachi smiled, and
-
said "MMM Quiznos".
-
Sasuke turned to
-
slap Itachi in
-
on his cheek
-
then went to
-
go kiss his
-
kunai and shurikens.
-
Itachi looked at
-
the sparkly vampires
-
and just glared
-
into the sunlight
-
bursting into flames
-
like real vampires!
-
And said 'OMG
-
That totally goes
-
with my eyes!"
-
Although Ichabod feels
-
like he messed
-
up his hair
-
which wasnt bad
-
but just wasn't
-
fabulous enough for
-
Me to say
-
weather or not
-
he was cool.
-
Now I am
-
ready to go
-
to the YMCA
-
so i can
-
jump on trampolines.
-
with the boys.
-
The weather outside
-
has Kadaj made
-
mother sad and
-
made me cry
-
but i got
-
A ice cream
-
and was glomped
-
over Jenova and
-
pudding pops. I
-
then put on
-
some weight so
-
I am mean
-
to skinny people
-
because they are
-
so much skinnier
-
than me. Next
-
christmas i will
-
eat more ramen
-
in order to
-
be a mascot
-
You had to
-
jump up and
-
touch you nose
-
and dance to
-
that funky music
-
white boy. I
-
wrote that song!
-
How dare you
-
say such things!
-
It was based
-
in my house
-
on the cookie
-
I gave to
-
no one because
-
Kadaj wants mother
-
out of the
-
box and in
-
to the fire >:)
-
kadaj screams "MOTHER!!"
-
while eating the
-
jenova cells from
-
the cookie jar
-
kadaj turned into
-
a ashes jar
-
and cried himself
-
to sleep again.
-
Yazoo cried for
-
the cookie that
-
Loz ate while
-
watching mother burn
-
As Kadaj turned
-
into a crybaby
-
and poor Rufus
-
was shoot yesterday
-
Reno and rude
-
just laughed. then
-
Reno slapped Rude
-
Then hit him
-
in the 8a115
-
"OW! What the
-
Hell was that?"
-
Seeing a fish
-
Sing Poker Face
-
"Nanana pokeface nanana."
-
being pulled out
-
of the toilet
-
never felt so
-
hungry or so
-
tired from the
-
annoying repetition of
-
that annoying song:
-
Never ending song.
-
it goes on
-
On And On
-
with or without
-
your say so
-
'cause I say
-
absolutly nothing today
-
when urinals leak
-
to the point
-
of sad disturbances
-
that you never
-
thought was possible
-
isn't it ironic
-
that such miserable
-
paper bags could
-
become friends with
-
Dragqueens's racist mothers
-
who like to
-
Tango with Three.
-
I like cabbage,
-
and chessy brocli
-
said the small
-
smelly black rabbit
-
whom ate the
-
monstrous looking strudel
-
in my car
-
with multiple offerings
-
of patchouli incense
-
that overwhelm most
-
small mammal babies.
-
This doesn't mean
-
that i eat
-
boot camp soap
-
for breakfast daily.
-
Did you know
-
the muffin man?
-
The muffin man?!
-
The Muffin Man!!
-
TMM!!
-
This neglected thread
-
cried all over
-
the split milk
-
that Lucy spilt
-
because she saw
-
the murder of
-
the female smurf
-
who was killed
-
hamster dancing at
-
the club that
-
the gun was
-
fired at. why
-
did the gingerbreadman
-
attack the muffin
-
he was so
-
short yet yummy
-
because of the
-
wonderful things he
-
gave to his
-
little loli friends
-
who live in
-
the starship Enterprise
-
that frequently travels
-
to planet Vulcan
-
where all the
-
amazing Vulcans live
-
and breath air.
-
Sarek said, "Spock,
-
Go get pocky"
-
Spock got Pocky,
-
gots small pocky
-
Sarek said "Illogical,
-
but highly informative
-
and i like
-
painfully punishing puns
-
with mind powers.
-
Now destroy Earth."
-
Push the button.
-
oh too late
-
Kirk was killed
-
in a fanfiction
-
by Mary-Sue with
-
phasers set to
-
destroy the cats.
-
Then Shakespeare hated
-
lint-licking cootie queens
-
because sonatas weren't
-
quite up to
-
doing the job.
-
I want bacon
-
that is the
-
defense against the
-
ice cream bars
-
of narnia and
-
Spocks lizard wang
-
will live long
-
hard for ladies
-
on every planetary
-
up your arse.
-
Heavens to Murgatroid,
-
there is no
-
hope for the
-
pie that is
-
made for mudbloods
-
on the moon.
-
The Cheshire Cat
-
likes loli cosplays
-
because they look
-
so damn fine.
-
Sexual innuendos are
-
just so cliche
-
among teenage boys
-
they don't understand
-
the aptitude of
-
liquid,solid, and
-
The rape ghost.
-
The cow says
-
Don't you sass!
-
because my name
-
is Chuck Norris.
-
I used a
-
very long pole
-
to get the
-
pink bannana slug
-
away from the
-
poor little bug
-
because it pooped
-
a long turd.
(i feel so mature)
-
One day in
-
one hope lost
-
one man will
-
close the toilet
-
and then he'll
-
be the greatest
-
at hump catting.
-
But until then
-
the cat must
-
lift the lid
-
and pummel a
-
flying cat bus.
-
The cat which
-
pummeled that bus
-
went to court
-
and filed against
-
the Govenator, because
-
he's sick of
-
all those cheesy
-
Gundam plot discontinuities
-
that are insane.
-
what is love?
-
The book states
-
love is only
-
a cheap suggestion
-
that people have
-
grown use to.
-
It's over 9000
-
days left until
-
the earth falls
-
Better go Link!
-
your mecha's rusty!
-
But at lass
-
The deku tree
-
will rise again.
-
Just like Voldemort
-
Or that Gandalf
-
or The Game.
-
which we lost.
-
But losing isn't
-
a big deal
-
if you think
-
we are ramen
-
I am japanese
-
I can haz
-
no you can't
-
what what in
-
the big house
-
LOST THE GAME
-
"Aug I'm Pwned!"
-
I am too.
-
Let us join
-
love, apple juice
-
, Not David Bowie.
-
, or his crotch.
-
Worst blind date
-
Worse than Edward
-
horosho maya tovarish
-
The Death Note.
-
it punishes all
-
based on credit
-
report dot com
-
Where you can
-
buy free credit
-
for ten dollars
-
Which makes no
-
sense if you
-
can do math
-
save some lives.
-
and drive a
-
huge freekin' rat.
-
That rat decided
-
that it had
-
no gentials, so
-
off to the
-
Burger king too
-
much paranoia going
-
on in here.
-
So let's call
-
the ghost busters
-
to let them
-
know that there
-
is an overflow
-
of nitrogen and
-
BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.
-
With that, I
-
submit my resignation
-
to the fast
-
food global empire.
-
Then I decided
-
to eat pie
-
as long as
-
it's sexually creamy.
( :'D )
-
Furthermore, I promise
-
to be ecchi
-
and to say
-
"BELIEVE IT" because
-
Naruto sucks butt.
-
But Hinata knows
-
that even if
-
her butt will
-
have bushy brows
-
just like England's,
-
no one will
-
fart ever again.
-
Except when wearing
-
unintentional L cosplays.
-
from One Piece
-
So the moral
-
is to always
-
herp a derp.
-
The Last Airbender
-
was really bad
-
because it devoured
-
the cheese crackers
-
through the nose
-
. Therefore all abs
-
have liposuction coverage
-
on their tab
-
but bars usually
-
don't sleep in
-
while tripping over
-
randomness. But then
-
a magical unicorn
-
enters a portal
-
to an alternate
-
Willy Wonka's chocolate
-
jacuzzi filled with
-
strawberry vanilla waffles
-
that taste like
-
dead baby bunnies
-
who like to
-
Party all night
-
With that I
-
walk out of
-
This chat room.
-
No worries though
-
for the law
-
school of mediocrity
-
is ready for
-
free fresh donuts
-
So hurry or
-
you'll regret not
-
eating them up
-
Muno's maple bars
-
they are delicious
-
and super cute~!
-
Cute things have
-
lots of floof
-
And happy ponies
-
that have wings
-
made of bacon
-
that were eaten
-
by an unknown
-
unfamiliar minimalist structure
-
from Conyers, Georgia.
-
Furthermore, this creature
-
came from a
-
store near you
-
for a limited
-
time only. But
-
I think that
-
my car died
-
when the pretty
-
woman in orange
-
began to yodel
-
After eating my
-
chocolate chip cookie
-
while whistling Wagner
-
classics. The pitch
-
of the tone
-
was way off
-
"Take yer base!"
-
"Soriano beaned Ichiro!"
-
Said the cow.
-
Then she tried
-
an illegal spitball
-
which fumbled badly
-
With the Pokemon.
-
Shave the pikachu
-
is the slogan
-
for Super Cuts
-
my name isn't
-
the Lord. While
-
are named Mudd
-
I stand silent
-
on a hill
-
waiting for nurses
-
with wrapped heads
-
to slice open
-
my tasty watermelon
-
and sell them
-
for my cosplay
-
is totally awesome
-
because it can
-
sing the entire
-
pokemon theme song
-
While drinking water.
I flew over
-
the moon with
-
With Dark to
-
Flibaddy flobeddy floo!
-
Angela Lansbury's sick
-
with Lupis. Make
-
me a sandwich.
-
Would you like
-
a cup of
-
tea with that?
-
Yes, I would.
-
Make it yourself!
-
Die commie bastard
-
from my automatic
-
Awesome sammich launcher!
-
Ouch that hurt
-
Russia just hit
-
Me with Busby's
-
and I broke
-
That darn chair.
-
Pirates were killed
-
by one ninja
-
that was so
-
bored. He had
-
No idea what
-
the consequence was
-
for using his
-
notary public embosser
-
as a hat.
-
Gimme your tarts!
-
", said the Queen ...
-
or you're vegan
-
which is wrong.
-
because i said
-
I love you!
-
now im getting
-
some pop tarts!
-
But Pots' tarts
-
are not the
-
tarts of the
-
world that never-was
-
Never-Was a planet
-
just like Pluto.
-
Damn Goofy planet
-
you dun goofed
-
and its awesome
-
from her father
-
. Therefore any trace
-
of the cyber-police
-
rots my cyber-brain
-
witch was small
-
size doesn't matter
-
in taco land!
-
with your eyes
-
you can smell
-
Robocop battling Tron
-
on another server...
-
with a frog
-
up your noise
-
which needs plucked
-
said your mom
-
who was waxing
-
her neighbor's cat.
-
to go surfing
-
in North Dakota
-
sheep run scared
-
from the rednecks
-
from PETA too
-
because they're losers.
-
Similar to the
-
day when piranhas
-
ate the world
-
of the Teletubbies.
-
everyone cheerd with
-
the happy baker
-
Who proceeded to
-
bake a cake
-
blew up gorely
-
onto the Queen
-
who imploded because
-
she was scared.
-
of monster bodypillows
-
. Make a donation
-
to otaku capital
-
Akihabara, Japan, because
-
Tsume will kill
-
the Muffin Man
-
with a spatula
-
sunnyside up. The
-
Devil made me
-
wear what's called
-
a poodle skirt
-
you look Mahvelous!
-
Thank you, hun!
-
I smiled big.
-
She's checking out
-
a library book
-
about how to
-
kill the Batman.
-
The disclaimer says
-
may cause flatulence
-
if eaten twice
-
before tea time
-
with the King
-
That's kinda hawt! :3
-
Hot tea rocks.
-
What the @#$%!!!
-
Bad evil Giants
-
Best day EVER!!!!
-
This taco needs
-
Peanut-butter jelly time!!!
-
Turn up the
-
Nut-up or Shut-up!!!
-
said the cop
-
I like pastries!
-
but not the
-
Add a little
-
pepper to the
-
We should run...
-
from the raptors.
-
NINJAS ATTACKED THE
-
2,438,965 pirates easily
-
with their kynai
-
, nunchaku, and staffs!
-
BUT THE STORM
-
thinks my siggy
-
isnt in the
-
ugly siggy party.
-
So I say...
-
"YEAH, TOAST!!!" One
-
of these days...
-
I will get
-
butter just for
-
the basketball game
-
which is on
-
CHANNEL 4 and 5.2
-
billion people don't
-
eat the hot
-
dogs from Brazil.
-
I learned a
-
magical way to
-
A gory Demise
-
she said that
-
So's your face! :3
-
Hermoine Granger was
-
not too much
-
of a fat
-
Rise the roof!
-
lady that is
-
Bond.....James Bond!
-
DUN DUN DUN
-
He cried out
-
from his old
-
pants that are
-
full of holes.
-
but its freaky
-
America keeps trying
-
to take my
-
rubber ducky from
-
China because it
-
was rigged with
-
lead based paint.
-
That be deadly
-
if ye ate
-
the staggered pie
-
from Mumbai, India.
-
You see, i
-
have a hole
-
that is very
-
big. I can
-
eat so much
-
chocolate that Hershey's
-
cellphone flavored candy.
-
An incomplete sentence...
-
is what I
-
love the most.
-
Unforgettably, my exquisite
-
book about hawks
-
was ripped to
-
a DVD; there
-
was then a
-
man from Mantucket
-
who ended the
-
war on terror
-
with unicorn guns
-
. Unfortunately, Marvel Comics
-
belongs to DISNEY!!!
-
That last note
-
was E sharp
-
because it was
-
an orange peel
-
left behind by
-
A boy who
-
did like it
-
because it reminded
-
him of his
-
mommy because she
-
Liked eating potatoes
-
that came from
-
Aliens that lived
-
in the ground
-
because they were
-
wolves ate them
-
on some toast
-
That had butter
-
and tons jelly
-
made by Smuckers.
-
That was delicious
-
even though it
-
tasted like vinegar
-
. I asked for
-
some chocolate syrup
-
On my body
-
and a kiss
-
On my booboo
-
from Miyabi Isshiki.
-
I walked down
-
to McDonald's and
-
ate all the
-
angus burgers with
-
A tiny fork
-
which took about
-
Ten full hours :o
-
Now my jaw
-
is very itchy
-
from the loads
-
of pepper in
-
the sauce. Now
-
He is sad.
-
But just then
-
A new challenger
-
named Gary oak,
-
came to compete
-
For the pokemon
-
in my soup
-
That was delicious
-
, he obviously won
-
He then took
-
my Vaporeon sammich
-
And nomed it
-
with some milk
-
and oreo cookies
-
just for fun.
-
He then grabbed
-
a bottle of
-
Jack and brushed
-
his yellow teeth
-
Vigurously because he
-
was slightly insane
-
And wanted whiter
-
sock puppets that
-
He bleached his
-
back hairs with.
-
Once upon a
-
time warp, the
-
Crazy old person
-
slapped a parrot
-
From flying to
-
its home of
-
Alaska that had
-
some nummy fish
-
but they were
-
tainted with lead
-
and gross muck.
-
Making the gerbils
-
eat their way
-
out of the
-
cold icey path
-
was really stupid
-
and very slippery.
-
Make me a
-
delicious sandwich you
-
lovely silly, you!
-
Or Sebastian will
-
Eat you for
-
your delicious soul
-
Then take his
-
leather pants off
-
Because they were
-
starting to rip
-
His pants at
-
the left buttcheek
-
That he wore
-
since he was
-
a sexy beast.
SENTENCE END PLZ XD)
-
"My ass is
-
needing a shaving
-
and a big
-
booting from Haruhi."
-
He then started
-
to sacrifice lambs
-
to the god
-
named Haruhi Suzumiya.
-
She is the
-
scariest thing to
-
Steal all souls
-
from the awesome
-
giver of shiny
-
Ren and Stimpy.
-
The bread man
-
made a cake
-
on the Moon.
-
This is not
-
what i wanted
-
said the moon.
-
Sailor Mars smacked
-
herself back into
-
the future with
-
a bologna sandwich
-
because she wanted
-
to find her
-
upper left molar.
-
Despite the rules
-
of Snake Ball,
-
they decided to
-
go eat sushi.
-
Don't make me
-
decide that the
-
Tokyo Tower should
-
open up its
-
evil mind-warping
-
can of whoop
-
butt in your
-
Nachos Bell Grande.
-
They slogged on
-
a beefy crunch
-
like slithy toves
-
from York, Alabama.
-
Postage not included.
-
Please include your
-
mother's new pants
-
with your favorite
-
fresh unicorn meat.
-
that's falling short
-
of old man
-
funk. Go take
-
and shove it
-
where the Sun
-
cries NO MERCY
-
as it hits
-
Oscar's rotating oscillator
-
with repetitive flatulence!
-
Nuclear Boy's poo
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sakN2hSVxA)
-
tastes like potatoes
-
smells like your
-
feet and looks
-
like your ex.
-
Where did your
-
Wombat run off
-
to? It stole
-
my bloomers and
-
burned them in
-
the fire of hades
I HEARD THAT OF IS NOT A WORD. SO THEREFORE I DID NOT BREAK THE RULES
-
which Lucifer didn't
Of is a word, but others have posted 4 words before, so who cares?
-
appriciate very much
-
the use of
-
his blue fire
-
that is near
-
the flying Llama
-
of happy death.
-
The Llama's name
-
is Mama Cupcake!
-
And he likes
-
to play with
-
his bouncy balls
-
made out of
-
bouncy rubber. Unfortunately.....
-
666 is the
-
number of pages
-
your finals exam
-
needs to be.
-
But Page 666
-
Home Sweet Home
-
is a lie!
-
my chocolate cake
-
smells like tacos
-
but only when
-
it's next to
-
a very large
-
man named Paco
-
who lives in
-
a pineapple under
-
Big Bertha's Armpit
-
without any deodorant.
-
Desperate, skilled assassins.
OKay, so this was an actual sentence from my book I am reading. Sue me.
-
Ninjas defeating pirates
(It's okay, I can see it working in some situations...)
-
only happen in
-
little dreaming otakus
-
and reality! Purchasing
-
loses all invoices
-
and only when
-
Two men enter
-
a bar but
-
one man leaves
no one got the Mad Max reference?
-
with a black
Nope, never seen Mad Max.
-
and tan coonhound
-
on his face.
-
Why didn't the
-
flying mint bunny
-
go to the
-
gay pride parade?
-
I thought he
-
needed some money
-
funny bunny money
-
for getting a
-
honey making money
-
for its mama.
-
He didn't know
-
who ate my
-
silver heirloom spork
-
shaped cake. But,
-
I don't care
-
because it was
-
not the point
-
the real point is
-
I have rabbits!!!
-
You gave birth?
-
Yes, I did!
-
aww how cute!!!
-
Maybe the river
-
is going down to
-
your momma's house
-
and in her belly
-
is a fly
(dude, you do realize that this is a 3 word story, right, not 4?)
-
on top of
-
(dude, you do realize that this is a 3 word story, right, not 4?)
hahaha ya i do, but its not like its a paragraph and an extra word never killed any one
a piece of
-
chocolate cover giant
-
baka ecchi otaku
-
from Toronto, Ontario.
hahaha ya i do, but its not like its a paragraph and an extra word never killed any one
Yes, it can! :D
-
the Maple Laughs
-
while they were
-
skating their way
-
to there mom
-
Because the time
-
wouldn't stop going
-
bump bitty bump
-
when they got
-
Home to do
-
your chores that
-
were very stupid
-
but prevented roaches
-
from eating your
-
dirty old shorts
-
with a bug
-
light shining on
-
on the rear
-
of my father
-
and the horse
-
is running to
-
catch green manilishis
-
In the sea
-
aliens do roam
-
in the sea
-
the beautiful sea
-
there are BIG
-
butt ugly aliens
-
who wanted your
-
peach cobbler recipe
-
for unknown causes.
-
He needed killing.
-
A frying pan
-
seasoned cast iron
-
which has been
-
left somewhere in
-
your mother's purse
-
for unknown reasons
-
just in case
-
the trees stop
-
screaming bloody murder
-
from the beavers
-
those freakin' Beavers!
-
because if they
-
could chuck wood
-
then ducks might
-
sell supplemental insurance
-
to Alabaman Tigers.
-
that was Auburn
-
the color, anyway.....
-
of her hair
-
made him think
-
ooh
dental mental floss
-
for six dollars?
-
grab a burger
-
from Carl's Jr.
-
but roadside pizza
-
from panda express! :o
-
made from pandas
-
That have a
-
bamboo skewer up
-
their tiny little
-
nostrils like Micronesians
-
tend to be
-
way over cooked
-
like Mama's meatloaf.
-
canned SPAM flambe
-
goes good with
-
those hawt little
-
deep fried twinkies
-
layered with chocolate
-
covered German cockroaches
-
that are imported
-
fresh from France
-
complete with every
-
clubbed seal sandwich
-
made by nuns
-
no added caffeine
-
or xantham gum!
-
just meat meal
-
seemed like it
-
but not exactly
-
what was promised
-
serviced the target
-
practice course, which
-
didn't really help
-
with the dilemma.
-
With a sudden
-
Burst of energy
-
i got up
-
and fled to
-
the front balcony.
-
There, was some
-
kind of hairy
-
moustache made of
-
tooth brush bristles.
-
and smelled like
-
the orbit gum
-
fresh from mars.
-
Sold by martians
-
to their slaves.
-
The slaves then
-
formed an alliance
-
with egg loving
-
black bearded pirates
-
that talk like
-
Ewoks in tights
-
These tights had
-
bells and candy
-
with taco stickers.
-
from taco bell
-
on their feet.
-
With two miniguns
-
made into earrings.
-
firing blazing mushrooms
-
That cause hallucinations
-
within the span
-
of seven cities
-
turned into bacon
-
and cheese, but
-
it tasted like
-
banana flavoured pancakes
-
That gave you
-
the Hershey squirts
-
that caused you
-
To run to
-
Germany with a
-
apple and a
-
stick to avoid
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the constant flow
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of mashed potatoes
-
and turkey gravey
-
from thanksgiving dinner
-
leftovers.Then more
-
giant flowers ate
-
millions of tiny
-
toaster ovens cooking
-
gummy bear poptarts
-
that planned to
-
evolve into something
-
more sinister. "Hooray!"
-
said King Taco
-
to the little
-
baby burritos and
-
mushroom soup agents
-
while eating vampire-chickens
-
that suddenly grow
-
fangs and horns
-
that taste of
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Texas Buffalo Sauce
-
and green jello.
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After the monkey
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dances for ramen
-
with sparkily sprinkles
-
on his hat
-
and his tail.
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This pleased him
-
too much, but
-
his gas had
-
filled the room
-
to the point
-
of deepfrying cheeseburgers
-
and keeping them
-
encased in glass.
-
Only the best
-
of the best
-
COuld do it
-
with such finesse
-
we get signal
-
from a phone
-
but soon we
-
run away to
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never never land
-
in a world
-
for great justice
-
and our freedom.
-
Soon green blobs
-
covered in slime
-
and purple onions
-
vomit up chunks
-
of wet blankets
-
minds explode violently
-
into jello bits
-
filled with love
-
and delicious chocoate
-
covered valentine nuggets
-
and creamy cheesecake
-
made of Jupiter
-
sized slurpee flowers
-
which sparkled violet
-
in the sun.
-
Not long after
-
end of line
-
became the only
-
one to see
-
anything beautiful here.
-
Twinkle twinkle little
-
staryu water gun
-
how you really
-
wash the path
-
impresses my neighbors.
-
Row, row, row
-
your shiny unicycle
-
down a merry
-
Blueberry paved path
-
full of awesome
-
rock on dudes!
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Mary, Mary quite
-
the little otaku
-
really wasnt ready
-
for a merry
-
had a lamb
-
whose eyes were
-
a tasty treat
-
and everywhere that
-
treat was sold
-
the lamb was
-
red with blood
-
and had his
-
eyes replaced with
-
great balls of
-
fire that didn't
-
rust or tarnish
-
until they were
-
blue with lemonade
-
and black with
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hearts that were
-
made of cold
-
pizza pie squares
-
inflaming their esophagus
-
until they were
-
no more happy
-
to be dead.
-
The flaming wheelchair
-
freely rolling around
-
in it's own
-
little icey world
-
of deep thought
-
with eternal sadness
-
and pink motorcycles
-
that glow neon.
-
had continued down
-
a stormy path
-
until it finds
-
Its one true
-
paraplegic to seat.
-
Then, when all
-
sit at benches
-
for their supper
-
they each take
-
tiny tiny bites
-
of Oishii~~~ cheesecake~
-
and the decide
-
to have mints
-
made of cheese
-
and more cake
-
SO MUCH CAKE
-
SO MUCH CHEESE
-
and the crazy
-
cheesecake went missing
-
So they say
-
cake is lie
-
and pie yummy
-
covered with cool-whip
-
or vanilla icecream
-
with colored sprinkles
-
and gummy bears.
-
nom nom nom
-
Tastes like gay
-
, delicious, awesome gay
-
crusty brown pieces
-
of what looked
-
like giantic globs
-
of gray tomato
-
juice and sausages
-
peanut butter jelly
-
and oreo cookies.
-
they stared at
-
over nine thousand
-
winking pixie ponies
-
growing red wings
-
out of their
-
big fluffy bunny
-
slippers of doom
-
standing on high
-
cliffs as they
-
jumped on pogosticks
-
into great oblivion.
-
For great justice
-
They decided they
-
could not support
-
the weight of
-
their great responsibility
-
to the spam.
-
Now the spam,
-
licks your flesh
-
begain to eat
-
rapidly devouring all
-
of your toes
-
with its slimy
-
itch creating tongue
-
was very crazy
-
and very hairy
-
and very gross.
-
to no return
-
and beyond infinity
-
To the great
-
spirit in sky
-
who was really
-
stinky and sweaty
-
with all his
-
gokus in a
-
teeny tiny basket
-
made of win
-
and jelly beans
-
and colored like
-
blood and vomit
-
Which was smelly
-
and very sticky
-
but in the
-
sweet succulent moonlight
-
Over the horizon
-
of twin moons
-
and a giant
-
came to them
-
And glomped them.
-
Then they were
-
teensie weensie spiders
-
made of sauces
-
of vibrant WIN
-
and various expletives
-
shot out randomly
-
into the cosmos
-
using a cannon
-
of uncontrollable doom
-
firing purple gloom
-
and orange doom
-
at the moons
-
covered in shrooms (rhyming!)
-
that burst, KABOOM!
-
Duck duck goose
-
ring around a-rosey
-
pocket full o'posies
-
ashes to ashes
-
We all fall....
-
pon pon pata
-
and micro machines
-
firin' their lazors!
-
Give me a
-
nasty flared heartburn
-
Pass the tums.
-
cheetah girls unite!
-
To save the
-
world from devastation
-
unite all peoples
-
within our nation
-
denouncing the evils
-
within the good
-
and the love.
-
Extend our reach
-
to the stars
-
above! Jessie, James!
-
Team Rocket, blast
-
off once again!
-
Meowth! That's right!
-
Pikachu through binoculars
-
jumps through hoops
-
and throws flaming
-
berries in the
-
ultimate deathmetal championship. (three longest words I could think of atm)
-
Cocoa Puffs are
-
Kix with chocolate
-
but kids don't
-
really enjoy it.
-
Forum be dead
-
until Dokuro-chan pulls
-
out a large
-
bag which is
-
where she keeps
-
super special awesome
-
super secret treats
-
in my pants
-
which spontaneously combusted
-
so much blood
-
and other messes
-
onto the nearby
-
children's school buses
-
coming from Japan
-
on floating islands
-
where there was
-
twenty thousand naked
-
unknown beings of
-
pure energy. Then,
-
a giant spaceship
-
bunny-hopped to the
-
moon. Leaving a
-
500 foot crater
-
in a odd
-
mans face. then
-
spiders swallowed marbles
-
untill they died.
-
The next morning
-
, the dead spiders
-
ate jumbo jawbreakers
-
and soon realized
-
that they were
-
hungry hungry spiders!
-
In a panic,
-
a red elephant.
-
kicked blue donkeys
-
to the MOON~!
-
Such an interesting
-
group of astronauts
-
would not be
-
allowed on the
-
great ship the
-
S.S More-Powerful-than-superman-spiderman-aquaman-and-the-Incredible-hulk-put-together battleship.
-
This ship was
-
riding on a
-
really extreme type
-
green banana peel
-
infused with magical
-
dilithium Energon cubes
-
bathed in molasses
-
distilled from pure
-
New Zealand coconuts
-
which taste like
-
rubbery shells of
-
bullets soaked in
-
a intriguing liquid
-
which is bubbling
-
boiled salt water
-
being stirred by
-
a wooden spoon.
-
Made of oak
-
carved by rubber
-
squeaky toy hammers
-
that are filled
-
With Thor's steroids
-
that cause extreme
-
farting thunder spasms
-
which are dangerously
-
contagiously tickle worthy
-
robots of the
-
deep blue sea
-
sleeping kitten attack~!
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdata.whicdn.com%2Fimages%2F25937226%2Ff032b931f62b27ad743a242ef19ebd13_large.jpg&hash=274faed09b4861a82ea740ea6543ded0f3f8663e)
-
Just then, a
-
Giant foot dropped
-
onto my face
-
, mashing it into
-
a bloody mess.
-
The foot was
-
perfectly fine until...
-
A giant spider
-
Crawled from under
-
a giggly octopus
-
covered in bandages
-
looking for beer
-
and banana chips
-
slipped and fell
-
down 1000 stairs
-
and into a
-
sea of kool-aid
-
filled with piranhas
-
and slimy slugs
-
swallowing hand grenades
-
Holy handgreanades even.
-
and white rabbits
-
but then he
-
unleashes 8 broadswords
-
and then went.
-
on his journey
-
to Atlanta, Georgia.
-
He encountered a
-
strange-looking sight:
-
a baby chanting
-
asazi-santa squash banana...
-
That was dancing
-
to the hokey-pokey
-
In an upside-down
-
Green monster truck
-
and doing back-flips
-
Across pudding cups
-
baked by Zeus
-
until he twisted
-
Into a pretzel
-
with red cheese
-
and some wine
-
in a hat.
-
made of spoons
-
and ketchup, the
-
king of snails
-
forgot to flush!!!
-
So they bought
-
A brand new
-
pirate battleship fleet
-
to bring soup
-
to his sick
-
army of kittens
-
who had recently
-
ran over a
-
sumo wrestler buffet
-
And call the
-
FBI who then
-
took my cat
-
and galloped to
-
the big bang
-
for your buck
-
or else the
-
giant pink squid
-
will kill you.
-
and eat your
-
and eat your
Didn't you see the period at the end of my three words? That means you start a new story. Learn your punctuation!
-
When I'm lonely
-
and eat your
Didn't you see the period at the end of my three words? That means you start a new story. Learn your punctuation!
Oops .__. xD Sorry about that
I never like
-
to read the
-
old newspapers after
-
I get home
-
from the big
-
epic anime convention
(y'all were waiting for it!)
-
I want cats
-
that purr constantly
-
when the monkeys
-
speak their call
-
of the wild
-
TO DANCE WITH
-
JANE THE HUMAN
-
and with tarzan
-
who would rather
-
eat a burger
-
made out of
-
bananas and buffalo
-
wings that flew
-
in seven squadrons
-
with tiny men
-
that always dreamed
-
Of the moon.
-
I wish fish
-
would just leave
-
my battleship alone
-
so it can
-
float aimlessly anywhere
-
with The Doctor
-
from that one
-
episode where he
-
stalked that one
-
hyperactive ninja princess
-
who licked butts
-
while on a
-
horse made of
-
hamburgers and rainbows
-
and monster trucks
-
with flat tires
-
and big flamethrowers.
-
mailed from Antarctica
-
where the oogly
-
eyed rejects who
-
tap-dance with penguins
-
bought their gum
-
that was mint
-
and flew away
-
to Svalbard where
-
mighty icebergs sailed
-
Across the cold
-
red martian skies
-
from "Total Recall"
-
as they watched
-
giant explosions flash
-
from Goku and
-
mark. I love
-
cosplaying purple-haired
-
half-saiyan guys
-
who always have
-
big pointy noses
-
And small ears.
-
A cosplayer's journey...
-
Is never over …
-
defying insurmountable odds
-
and impossible goals
-
to make their
-
cosplays totally awesome
-
and make fangirls
-
scream with delight.
-
Coming this summer
-
A mentally disturbed EVA Pilot. ((I apologize for exceeding the three word limit. *bows* ))
-
who believes God
-
but not himself
-
While seeking encouragement
-
Dies unexpectedly by
-
eating "holy" fruit.
-
When I was
-
preparing for Kumoricon
-
I had forgotten
-
A cosplay accessory
-
so I hurried
-
to buy a
-
pink unicorn that
-
Sneezed glittery rainbows
-
and pooped butterflies
-
who flew away
-
before being electrocuted
-
by thors lightening.
-
Meanwhile Iron Man...
-
was wearing undies
-
made of gold
-
Ran around dancing
-
and eating pancakes
-
with strawberries on
-
Top, with stale
-
And Wonder Women
-
is cosplaying hello-kitty
-
because she lost
-
without any direction
-
on a map.
-
On the planet
-
of ooo, adventure
-
we set sail
-
to the Grand-Line
(its hyphenated to become 1 word)
-
but we forgot
-
a sextant, so
-
Our rum stores
-
could stay operational.
-
But then Dobby
-
ate a burrito
-
And discovered that
-
bacon can't be
-
used as wepons
-
Against giant octopi.
-
Why must we
-
Always try to
-
eat things that
-
taste like garbage?
-
I think my
-
Microwave just exploded
-
all over the
-
pizzeria, "Shots fired,"
-
FOX 12 Oregon
-
reported last night.
-
Suddenly, a snowstorm
-
descended upon Oakland
-
Making everything frigid
-
as Tommy Wiseau.