Kumoricon
Convention Events and Programming => General Kumoricon => Topic started by: Negima on September 04, 2012, 08:48:06 pm
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It's been my tradition of starting this topic after every con and I don't feel like braking that tradition just yet.
Post hilarious quotes that you said or heard during the convention. It can either be something you said or something that someone said in passing, in the halls, or during a panel.
First thing I heard when I came to the con:
(Boy talking to girl about his age): "I just tell people I was born from you."
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i told this to people that have those alpaca dolls in the most sebastian manner as possible
Me (RP-ing as sebastian): excuse me, may i pet your alpaca
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Me (imitating George Takei): "Oh, my!"
And me again, when I heard something funny @ Whose Line: "TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!"
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me (cosplaying as Demyx): *at the kingdom hearts panel, playing an advise game* use a struggle bat and wack them on the head!!!!
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me in sailor moon getting my wand peace bonded: "Hey! I need to prove im not gonna beat someone over the head with my wand :D "
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As I Entered The Elevator:
"so that's why we made him do it twice, because it was too big."
Elevators are awkward with conversations.
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A little boy to Wanda: It's the queen bee!
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my own quote "Wanna rub my banana?" WAIT ITS NOT AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc02.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Fi%2F2012%2F179%2F6%2Ff%2Fprogress_by_nomercy1001-d5598kj.jpg&hash=07ce479a52209fc1a135147073fc458510b7075d)
SEE 3ft tall banana plush backpack :D told you it wasnt soo bad
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No, Len. It is. That banana joke thing from the Operations room on Day 0 stayed with my group ALL con. It spiraled far out of control in 18+ jokes on Day 2 as well. But it was all in good fun- and we REALLY do honestly love your costume for it. We call you "the banana that started it all" out of sheer love.
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Lol i swear i meant it innocently XD its a plushie backpack forgive me ; ;
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I forgive you~ I don't know if Denise will forgive Paper though (who had said the joke to begin with). I meant it innocently, too! *hugs* You were such an awsome Len~
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HEY GURL HEY
Oh Whose Line, how memetic ye are.
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I was at the Doctor Who panel, after they called up the 4th doctor and they spoke, I asked "Do you have any Jelly Babies?" (Sadly, she didn't)
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The butter cutter.
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The butter cutter.
THIS GOT ME LAUGHING SO MUCH
ALSO
Alice going in the hole again XD
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*sprays on some axe body spray- okay whos pregnate now~
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The butter cutter.
THIS GOT ME LAUGHING SO MUCH
ALSO
Alice going in the hole again XD
"Alice in wonderland down the rabbit hole...part 2" I swore that guy was a cheat. But probably isn't. He made that whole thing not so painful to watch.
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This girl selling T-shirts at the expo was being "friendly" and trying to get me to buy one of the "lucky bags" which get you 3 random T-shirts for $40.
So she says to me. "If you buy one of the lucky bags, I'll rub your sack and make it extra lucky."
I'll bet that girl sells a lot of T-shirts.
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One of the girls who hugged me on day 2 when I was cosplaying Kefka's god form: "hehe, he smells like purple." then takes a couple sniffs... "OMG, HE REALLY DOES SMELL LIKE PURPLE! O.o" (referring to the body makeup... I hope... which also tasted good honestly XD)
Slightly Anime Dating Game: "scroused"
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zenneth, I must admit to making up several puns based around your name.
When talking about how cool you are, "He's the Mangelo."
When Ruki was getting irritated at how long it was taking you, "Man, that guy is Angeslow."
I feel like there was another one, but I can't remember it. I know you won't be mad though because you're my Angebro.
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We spent the weekend making this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTpw0mlfC_4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTpw0mlfC_4)
And it's a whole treasure trove of funny quotes, if anyone's interested.
FIRST guy we got on camera was Blackstar, so you know it's good.
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"Are you wearing contacts?" Happened on day 0 and 1 cosplaying Kaito and Day 2 cosplaying Kekfa. Nope! Natural eye color is blue. ^^'
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Part of me is sad no roast quotes made it, but then I realize David or Jeff would eat those posts alive.
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Sadly, Most I heard from Kumoricon was a bunch of "Oh My God Excalibur may I take your Picture?" or "Excalibur can I have a hug?" or Excalibur's song.
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“What-what poor excuse of a person would have nothing better to do with their time than to dress up in a costume just to go to events to meet other people in costume?! “
Kumoricon 2012 Skit: His Butler: A Hobby
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"Can I get the exit count?" "Exit count is 1140." "Hey Tanis, stagger 70 in groups of ten."
That was all I remember hearing.
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I was dressed as Hina Ichigo and in a non-con restaurant. While explaining what a con was a person goes "You don't look anime to me." (I was with the 10th doctor and River Song) They weren't being sarcastic.
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On day one I brought a can of glitter spray. As I used it, someone cosplaying a bishonen pointed and said:
"Hey! you stole my bishie sparkles!"
I sprayed them, and there was much rejoicing as the bishonen regained his sparkle.
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"My eel wants to visit your cave" Pirate Prussia to Mei by the clock tower.
We recorded the entire skit, but the people at con paying attention were trying not to laugh during recording. XD
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“What-what poor excuse of a person would have nothing better to do with their time than to dress up in a costume just to go to events to meet other people in costume?! “
Kumoricon 2012 Skit: His Butler: A Hobby
Thank you for making my day. *Sebastian bow* I shall proceed to passing this compliment along to my young master. :3
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exausted day 3 staffers: "Kumoricon 2012: Nobody died."
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"All of the Nerds?" "ALL of the nerds." Me and my friends walking through the park. Actually, throughout the whole con we kept saying "All" before everything. I think it was just the amazingness of being at Kumoricon again. I miss it already.
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Day 1, waiting in line for the Soul Eater Panel.
Black*Star was drinking water and said, "Black*Star and his favourite Japanese drink. Water."
I got that plus some more with Black*Star on video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFeFd48hPwo&feature=plcp
:D He was so awesome.
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I'm not sure it's funny but I spent most con saying, "EAT!" to my friends
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Day 1, waiting in line for the Soul Eater Panel.
Black*Star was drinking water and said, "Black*Star and his favourite Japanese drink. Water."
I got that plus some more with Black*Star on video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFeFd48hPwo&feature=plcp
:D He was so awesome.
I watched this around my nieces and they made me re-play it 3 times. They're 5 and 6.
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I asked to get a picture of the Blair and Male Blair after the fashion show, and the famous Blackstar was next to them. I said "could I get a picture of you guys because there was too much glare onstage." However, the Blackstar thought I said "too much Blair", and said "too much sex, camera can't comprehend."