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Convention Events and Programming => General Kumoricon => Topic started by: Negima on September 06, 2005, 06:18:45 pm
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Someone made a topic like this a few months before the convention asking about weird things they heard at SakuraCon and KumoriCon '04.
So, while our minds and memory are still moderately fresh from KC '05, what were some weird/funny/strange things that you heard people say/shout out/commented on at the Con?
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BUTTERNUT!
Woo. xD
I can't really remember any others... But just about anything that came out of anyones mouth at the Bakazoku panel. :3
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When Squall said to me -
"Woo. That'll be a surprise and a miracle. Imagine the headlines 'Big black man gives birth to white baby'"
I laughed so effing hard, I stopped the auction. It was so bad.
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This isn't weird for a con, but "mildly cute boy needs bishie to dance with" would be strange to hear if you were walking down the street. :D
(It's too bad there wasn't any response.)
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"Wanna see the future?" This involved someone's ass in tight leather pants. x.x
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"hey you! with the arms! Put the muffin in my mouth, now!"
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fan "Who is your favorite character Stark?" (maybe "what character do you have a crush on or something)
Stark "uhhh...."
voice "Whoever his wife is cosplaying as!"
Bakazoku Joe "That man is going to make a very good husband"
Sailor Mario (me) stands up and waves because he said it.
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hearing the question asked
"What if someone walked by and only had one arm, wouldnt they be really offended???"
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"OH. MY. GOOOOOOOD. YOU ARE LIL' SLUGGER, RIGHT?"
Me: *in Lil' Slugger voice* "Haaaai..."
"HOLY F*CK! CAN I HAVE A HUUUUUG!?"
I think that says it all.
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"OH. MY. GOOOOOOOD. YOU ARE LIL' SLUGGER, RIGHT?"
Me: *in Lil' Slugger voice* "Haaaai..."
"HOLY F*CK! CAN I HAVE A HUUUUUG!?"
I think that says it all.
Woo. :D You rocked.
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When Squall said to me -
"Woo. That'll be a surprise and a miracle. Imagine the headlines 'Big black man gives birth to white baby'"
I laughed so effing hard, I stopped the auction. It was so bad.
LOL then I had to go up to the mic to explain it to everyone.
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Brandon, aka 3B, aka SnuggleB (Mugen in our skit) when he said to Jeremiah and me in our room, "So....when's breakfast?"
Funniest con newbie question yet. XD
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hearing Spork dressed like Pyramid head say "A blood stained, black, silky thong." during the dating game.
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hearing Spork dressed like Pyramid head say "A blood stained, black, silky thong." during the dating game.
*spits up blood as she laughs*
That and Spork saying "I'd have to say I'd be completely naked with sparkly bone fragments flying around."
...Or something like that.
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Someone said to me, "Dont Worry, I'm just rubbing your head"
O_o
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"OH. MY. GOOOOOOOD. YOU ARE LIL' SLUGGER, RIGHT?"
Me: *in Lil' Slugger voice* "Haaaai..."
"HOLY F*CK! CAN I HAVE A HUUUUUG!?"
I think that says it all.
Woo. :D You rocked.
XD Why, thank you. Hugs and pixie stix to you.. AGAIN.
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These two girls run up to a group of other girls and say VERY excitedly "WE ARE GAY GUY HUNTING, COME HELP US"
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My friend Ed and I were brushing our teeth on Saturday night.. Er.. Sunday morning at like 2:00am...
Ed: "hey, Nei? I used your toothpaste, kay?"
Me: "......*in a cowboyish voice* Shiiiiiiiit...."
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Okay it wasn't really AT K-con but on the MAX home the drunk hobo said all these things.
"Ugh this hobo beat me up... He ATTACKED me.
He's at the Rose Garden, you know, the building with the roses on it. He's to the west.
In between the big park and the little park to the left.
Just go neuteralize him. Neutralize him. Neutralize... Just, just neutralize him.
You should see what I'm seeing. She's in pink.
(he was talking about my Ichigo friend)
Thats some hott sh*t right there.
(older friend Scott moves over to stand in front of her)
Oh... I think she has a boyfriend.
(we all get off the MAX)
Aww... she's leaving..."
O_o I'll post the whole story later
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sumomo_san Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 10:03 pm Post subject:
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Okay it wasn't really AT K-con but on the MAX home the drunk hobo said all these things.
"Ugh this hobo beat me up... He ATTACKED me.
He's at the Rose Garden, you know, the building with the roses on it. He's to the west.
In between the big park and the little park to the left.
Just go neuteralize him. Neutralize him. Neutralize... Just, just neutralize him.
You should see what I'm seeing. She's in pink.
(he was talking about my Ichigo friend)
Thats some hott sh*t right there.
(older friend Scott moves over to stand in front of her)
Oh... I think she has a boyfriend.
(we all get off the MAX)
Aww... she's leaving..."
O_o I'll post the whole story later
You must, it sounds absolutely hilarious!! ^.^
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OMG! Giant icon!
Please shrink it a bit for us?
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I'm sorry, but if I shrink it anymore then you won't see any detail to it, and it is my own artwork that I'd like to show off, sorry.
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These two girls run up to a group of other girls and say VERY excitedly "WE ARE GAY GUY HUNTING, COME HELP US"
Do not gay hunt, unless it's a tag and release. *tags self, releases*
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This wasn't something I heard more than witnessed, but it was the craziest thing that happened in my presence at the con.
Samara Morgan from the Ring... walking down the hall... and then breaks out dancing to the Butterfly song as she walks.
My brain broke and I died at that moment.
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MATT DAMON!
XD oh goddamn, that lasted allllll weekend and it was funny EVERY time . . .
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This wasn't something I heard more than witnessed, but it was the craziest thing that happened in my presence at the con.
Samara Morgan from the Ring... walking down the hall... and then breaks out dancing to the Butterfly song as she walks.
My brain broke and I died at that moment.
Ohmygosh. I was walking around with her. I didn't think anyone saw that. xD;;;; Oh wow. That's amusing. Afterwards one of us said "No one saw that, did they?" and I said no.
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fan "Who is your favorite character Stark?" (maybe "what character do you have a crush on or something)
Stark "uhhh...."
voice "Whoever his wife is cosplaying as!"
Bakazoku Joe "That man is going to make a very good husband"
Sailor Mario (me) stands up and waves because he said it.
I almost wonder if you set up that question! You were on the bounce on that one... I learned long ago The Dao of NOT-Being-Shived... and that is to compliment your SO/GF/Fiancee/Wife and her costume. Mind you when you have a sexy one at that, it's very easy.
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"(in middle of panel in front of about 60 people)
Ronime: Will you marry me?
Luana: IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
Ronime: umm... an answer?
Luana: YES! im still going to kill you tho!"
that was great =3 never before seen her get red so fast
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fan "Who is your favorite character Stark?" (maybe "what character do you have a crush on or something)
Stark "uhhh...."
voice "Whoever his wife is cosplaying as!"
Bakazoku Joe "That man is going to make a very good husband"
Sailor Mario (me) stands up and waves because he said it.
I almost wonder if you set up that question! You were on the bounce on that one... I learned long ago The Dao of NOT-Being-Shived... and that is to compliment your SO/GF/Fiancee/Wife and her costume. Mind you when you have a sexy one at that, it's very easy.
But what if she was also in your pants, would it be sexy overload?
I think for me the best quote was probably, "The chicken...ATE THE MOUNTAIN! :o"
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The weirdest thing I heard acctully had a lot of action. After the Hybrid Kareoke thingy a Yuna had asked to see Clouds sword, and he had said yes, and then when he went to go take it back she whined and hugged the sword for all she was worth, of course it may not sound as funny as it was, but it kept me laughing.
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I'm sorry, but if I shrink it anymore then you won't see any detail to it, and it is my own artwork that I'd like to show off, sorry.
off topic but may i sugest croping it down then. maybe only have the head and face part of it
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Pyramid Head at the dating game. "You're a skank". And at the mall Saturday buying drinks. "Are you representing Portland at that convention?"
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Pyramid Head at the dating game. "You're a skank". And at the mall Saturday buying drinks. "Are you representing Portland at that convention?"
Goddamn it, I would have dated a Pyramid Head . . . how dare I miss that T_T
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"He's bishonen! He can't help it!"
The bakazoku rocks SO hard :D
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A bakazoku said this to me and I think I died right there on teh spot! Whilst eating my chicken soup after the cosplay on teh bench by the garbage cans a group of people walked by and the long-haired, guitar strumming bakazoku was with them. So I smiled and nodded and he pointed at me and said
"You rock my socks! My socks, rocked, because of you."
THAT . . . I can die happy for.
The world's HUGEST cosplay compliment, the bakazoku thought our skit was funny T_T *glomps Arlene*
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Just remembered I did this with some people in the elevator. By the way, I wasn't in costume at the time so if you're the people who did this, Hi. :D
I was in the elevator with about 4 other people. One of the girls turns to her friends and say "Hey, let's do the wave in here."
And so we did. ^_^
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@Negima:
*glomps*
One random thing I heard was "THE INVENTOR OF POCKY IS MY GOD!" screamed in Lloyd center. It's only funny if you knew that I was thinking about what "normal" people do on Labor day weekend.
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@Negima:
*glomps*
Were you one of them?
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A bakazoku said this to me and I think I died right there on teh spot! Whilst eating my chicken soup after the cosplay on teh bench by the garbage cans a group of people walked by and the long-haired, guitar strumming bakazoku was with them. So I smiled and nodded and he pointed at me and said
"You rock my socks! My socks, rocked, because of you."
THAT . . . I can die happy for.
The world's HUGEST cosplay compliment, the bakazoku thought our skit was funny T_T *glomps Arlene*
That was Me. Bloody and Scary Nurses are awesome!
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A bakazoku said this to me and I think I died right there on teh spot! Whilst eating my chicken soup after the cosplay on teh bench by the garbage cans a group of people walked by and the long-haired, guitar strumming bakazoku was with them. So I smiled and nodded and he pointed at me and said
"You rock my socks! My socks, rocked, because of you."
THAT . . . I can die happy for.
The world's HUGEST cosplay compliment, the bakazoku thought our skit was funny T_T *glomps Arlene*
That was Me. Bloody and Scary Nurses are awesome!
I <3 you! that made my LIFE!!!!
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Ohmygosh. I was walking around with her. I didn't think anyone saw that. xD;;;; Oh wow. That's amusing. Afterwards one of us said "No one saw that, did they?" and I said no.
I was the girl who was sitting on the floor when you guys had walked down to the end of the hall who was like "OMG SAMARA MORGAN" and then she started walking towards me.
And yeah, I was watching while you guys came back and were dancing.
BUSTED! *LOL*
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Probably when one of the Bakakozu came up to my brother after the dance to compliment him on his dancing. He said that he was pointing him out to other people trying to show him how you're supposed to dance to the beat or something. My brother was like, "Thanks, well.. I'm a musician, so.."
Just kind of reminded me of the "Super Star" skit from Mr. Show in a way . . .
"You got the goods."
*eyes sparkle*
Because if anyone knows good dancing, it's someone from an anime convention. :lol: ;)
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This wasn't something I heard more than witnessed, but it was the craziest thing that happened in my presence at the con.
Samara Morgan from the Ring... walking down the hall... and then breaks out dancing to the Butterfly song as she walks.
My brain broke and I died at that moment.
I thought it took, like, seven days....
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This wasn't something I heard more than witnessed, but it was the craziest thing that happened in my presence at the con.
Samara Morgan from the Ring... walking down the hall... and then breaks out dancing to the Butterfly song as she walks.
My brain broke and I died at that moment.
I thought it took, like, seven days....
Ah yes, the lesser-known curse of Samara. XD
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I thought it took, like, seven days....
I have a weak constitution.
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Were you one of them?
No, but I just thought that the idea of four people doing the wave in the eolevator deserves a glomp or two. *glomps again*
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Matt Damon!
Hands down, that was the strangest thing to hear all weekend long. I loved it.
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Matt Damon!
Hands down, that was the strangest thing to hear all weekend long. I loved it.
Oh god, and we did that ALL weekend. It was AWESOME!!!
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the funniest thing I heard all con was olivia stealing pocky from mustang then after munching it SUPER FAST she drops on all 4's and starts chanting "i want a pony" while jumping around.
*falls over laughing as he thinks about it*
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I was trying to use alchemy. If I gave the floor Mustang, then the law of equal exchanges says that I should get a pony, it seems only logical.
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*literally falls out of his seat with laughter* I think you would have gotten the better end of that deal
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*Draws a crude stick-figure of a horse on the ground*
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*Adds some random circles and triangles for good measure*
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*CLAP!*
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I thought it took, like, seven days....
I have a weak constitution.
You don't have a weak CON Vallie, you just keep forgetting to add your bonus HP when you level. =P
(behold the power of an in-joke very few people will appreciate)
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"Hey Tidus!" - From a random non-con attendee. I found it kinda weird that this random person kinda knew who I was. x.x
Michi: *looks at Shen*
Shen: *Looks at Michi*
Michi: *looks at audience of Manga Panel. Takes a deep breath and jumps up*CONTEST!
Shen: *dies*
Audience: *stares blankly for a few moments*
That was just amusing. I pulled a random contest out of no where and lost my two remaining boxes of pocky. T_T
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Probably when one of the Bakakozu came up to my brother after the dance to compliment him on his dancing. He said that he was pointing him out to other people trying to show him how you're supposed to dance to the beat or something. My brother was like, "Thanks, well.. I'm a musician, so.."
Just kind of reminded me of the "Super Star" skit from Mr. Show in a way . . .
"You got the goods."
*eyes sparkle*
Because if anyone knows good dancing, it's someone from an anime convention. :lol: ;)
I thought he was a good dancer. Joanna and I (used to?) go clubbing all the time and we like being snarky goths. He was a good dancer. Not many guys are... they try to be too fem' or too aggressive. I hope he took the compliment well even if I was 'just someone at an anime con.' :P
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Me and 3 of my friends were riding the elavators up and down... It might've been us, but I don't remember all the things we did in there xD Besides the spoon holder which is a SECRET :0 (Oh crap, I just told you about it! Well, not in detail at least...) But if there was an Ichigo and an Ed in that group it was us.
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"Hey Tidus!" - From a random non-con attendee. I found it kinda weird that this random person kinda knew who I was. x.x
That reminds me of the FF photo shoot (which may be what you were refering to, but I'm pretty sure the guy took a picture of the FF7 cosplayers). This guy was walking by and said "I love that game! Lemme get a picture on my phone!"
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hearing the question asked
"What if someone walked by and only had one arm, wouldnt they be really offended???"
I read this and started laughing my ass off... Well anyway, yeah that was me who said this quote, to the lazy girl with the muffin. She was like "Hey you with the arms!" So I said something to that effect... That was on monday, in the "Glomp Sign Line" right before the con ended, when I looked like a zombie (due to lack of sleep) with really messed up hair.
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I ran around having girls sign my I heart Hentai shirt lol
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I was trying to use alchemy. If I gave the floor Mustang, then the law of equal exchanges says that I should get a pony, it seems only logical.
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:lol:
It's been awhile since anyone made me laugh so hard that my stomach hurt. Thankya. :~)
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i was walking to the end of the line to get into the cosplay, and some random lady in a car shouted at me "Oh you're so gonna win because you're not wearing anything!"........
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I was trying to use alchemy. If I gave the floor Mustang, then the law of equal exchanges says that I should get a pony, it seems only logical.
omg! I seriously think I just wet my panst *giggles more*
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You don't have a weak CON Vallie, you just keep forgetting to add your bonus HP when you level. =P
(behold the power of an in-joke very few people will appreciate)
*claps hands and giggles* Damn it, hand me that pencil.
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i was walking to the end of the line to get into the cosplay, and some random lady in a car shouted at me "Oh you're so gonna win because you're not wearing anything!"........
Oh yeah, NOW I remember your costume. My girlfriend would have loved you (because otherwise she would have had the skimpiest outfit at the con!) That was awesome!
Are you coming to the general meeting next month?
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well i know one wierd thing that happened and it involved me and dane and im done talking about it....
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"Dude, stop molesting that chocobo's ass."
>.> I was bending the tail back into shape, and I don't even know who said that.
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i was walking to the end of the line to get into the cosplay, and some random lady in a car shouted at me "Oh you're so gonna win because you're not wearing anything!"........
Oh yeah, NOW I remember your costume. My girlfriend would have loved you (because otherwise she would have had the skimpiest outfit at the con!) That was awesome!
Are you coming to the general meeting next month?
there's a general meeting? what? i'm a little out of the loop.
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how can you forget a costume like hers LOL she looks the part
(https://www.kumoricon.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi11.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa197%2Flucrezia03%2FKumoricon05011.jpg&hash=5d0f872297c60ab8a548424eb0bfb50de2f0ae22)
... DEMON EYES! MUHAHAHAHA
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"Look Alysia has two daddys!"
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aww yay! thank you kylite! i love you. *many glomps*
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@ Kylite: I think I just drooled on myself XD
I heard this on the way home: "We're glad you survived!" SOme random people on the bridge over the train station said as I was covered in blood XD I was hilarious
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there's a general meeting? what? i'm a little out of the loop.
Oh yes, the info for it is on the main page.
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@ Kylite: I think I just drooled on myself XD
You just love teh ebil, don't you?
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@ Kylite: I think I just drooled on myself XD
You just love teh ebil, don't you?
Guilty as charged
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You wanna be like arch nemisies or something? :o
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Some hobo that came walking up to me and my friends in the park:
"I'm 50 cents short of another beer.."
Us: "We have no money..."
"You have freckles! Are you Irish Girls?"
I heard, because his words were so slurred, "Are you squirrels?"
I about died...
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Some hobo that came walking up to me and my friends in the park:
"I'm 50 cents short of another beer.."
Us: "We have no money..."
"You have freckles! Are you Irish Girls?"
I heard, because his words were so slurred, "Are you squirrels?"
I about died...
Something tells me he had enough beer already. ~_~
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"are you squirrels?"
HAHAHAAHAHahahahahahaaahahahaAHaHAhahaahaHAHAAH oh that's great! i love it.
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Haha funny
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"Hey, Spit, look what I found in my leg hair!"
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Lets see....almost everything there I heard was werid. :shock: